Homer Retard

Long Qi, once the most feared demonic cultivator in his world, met his end in a brutal ambush. His soul was shattered, leaving no trace behind. Except, somehow, he wakes up. Reincarnation wasn’t supposed to be his fate. But fate, as always, has a sense of irony. Now, in an unfamiliar world with most of his powers stripped away, Long Qi is forced to navigate his way through an entirely new life, one where survival is his only option. But surviving is boring, and Long Qi doesn’t do boredom. Determined to make the most of this unexpected second chance, he decides to embrace the chaos, and what better way to do that than by working hard? Well, working hard if he ever stops lazing around, that is. With his plans thwarted by a ridiculously "retarded?" little dragon, a problematic new identity, and no cultivation to rely on, Long Qi’s life takes a turn for the absurd. But nothing's ever too hard for a demonic cultivator who’s looking for fun... and maybe a little bit of trouble.

Everyone thought I was a retarded fool, but little did they know I was fighting the first battle of my life against an ancient being inhabiting my body and wanting to swallow my soul. A battle between a reincarnator and a transmigrator. It took me eighteen years to finally overcome the ancient being and devour his soul. Now that I’ve regained control of my body, those who wanted me dead, those who trampled on me, will pay with their lives. I vowed only to realize I was poison, not to have meridians to cultivate. But from the memory of the ancient being, a new path was created for me: The Path of Array Formation. In this world, battle is not only fought using swords and knives. It can be fought using Array Formations, and I’ll show them how it’s done. For this is the rise of God of Formation, and the world would never remain the same. ******* Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/ckmtX6Yac7

The first six chapters are about MCs past life. It can avoided as it wouldn't have any effect at the beginning of the story. ---- In a room that is dimly lit not by an electric bulb but by an esoteric object. An infant about 6 months old lying in a cradle. Just by looking at him one could see clear traces of confusion in his face. 'What is this?...' He couldn't understand, as his memories are fuzzy, yet he realizes he knows things that he shouldn't know, things that didn't make sense, thinking in a language that he didn't even know the name of. In a magical world filled with esoteric flora and fauna where Magus, Weapon wielders and Martial artists reign, it's the story of a boy, Jayce, growing up trying to find a balance between his emotions and hyper-rational thinking he obtained from the 'knowledge' and 'awareness' he inherited as an infant, which forces him to analyze and decide everything in an overly rational manner.

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Amilia Johnston was mentally retarded daughter of the sole hier of international black wolf mafia group. She grown up like a princess far from the cruelty of the world . But on her 20th birthday their house was attacked and she have to left with her mother to India. After reaching India they met with an accident in which she gets her past life memories of a criminal lawyer back. But when she wakes up from coma she found herself lying in a local hospital in the common ward after investing she find that she was unconscious from last seven months and there is no news about her family. Another tragedy falls upon her as she lost her voice in the accident. what will happen to her now?? will she be able to survive???

"Block swords with your [Strong Will] skill hahahah" -Humph, I will materalize swords with my mind and Cut you! "What you gonna do? Convince the dragon to f*ck off?" - Excuse me sir Dragon, can you please let us Pass? *winks "Please Lord! Don't turn me into a sandwich!" - TOO **CKING BAD [You use the King's Will and turn your Enemy into a delicious Sandwich] I have nothing but a strong will! but that's enough, bow for me! Author: It will be a dark story with comedy elements in the middle! Don't expect either a retarded emotional MC or a Ice cold one. King tries to do his best, but won't sacrifice himself and be at the mercy of plotarmor. I hope you all give it a try, I won't dissapoint ya :D.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Across the entire Heavens, there only exists the first morphing Koi who dominates the flow of Luck and Fate. Jinli, the one and only Koi Goddess. Owing to her drunkenness, Jinli’s soul fleeted through the three Spiritual Realms and found her way into the corpse of a third-tier actress, Bai Jinli, who had just passed away. As the Queen of Scandal in the entertainment industry, Bai Jinli is notorious for her lesser than acceptable acting skills, explosive ego, and the recent flirtatious exploitation of the talented and handsome male celebrity, Lu Qingyuan. On a daily basis, Anti-fans scream their lungs out: Bitch! Get your vulgar being out of the industry! Yet, on a certain fateful day, the haters saw a radical turn on Jinli’s Weibo: Jinli: Was really bored, so I drew up 10 Good Luck Charms for you guys! Retweet and like to stand a chance to get it :) Anti-fans: “Boo! What a lousy tactic to gain popularity and fame! Whoever who actually retweets for this is a freaking retard!” Yet, things were quite different a month later - "Oh, my dearest, prettiest, cutest Daddy Jinli! Are there any more lucky draws?"

Dave Seville roles as Alvin's adopted human tiny-size son who be troublemaker like his adopted red-clad dad chipmunk was. He met his new friend African American mental retardation tween girl from across the next door and learns from mistakes and avoid from risky.

A lot of people wonder what happens when they die. Dylan didn't care. Life, quite frankly, had been shit. He was 28, lived with his syringe-ridden mother, and worked at a local fast food joint. The only saving grace in his life was his girlfriend, Lila. That was until he found her dead body on his porch, one night coming home from work. Before he even has a chance to recover from the shock, something hard and heavy hits his head, and everything goes black. "Dude, get up already." a deep, but smooth voice said in annoyance. "People usually don't take this long." Dylan slowly came to, with the realization that someone was talking. He couldn't make out what was said, so he decided to open his eyes. When everything focused, he noticed his entire field of view was covered with a mans face. 'Well you could call it a man, or I guess it could be a woman.' Dylan thought, as he contemplated this attractive strangers gender. The person then swept their slightly long, blonde hair out of their face. With that motion Dylan could see the full profile of the person. "It's about time," the person said. "You got slim-pickings when it comes to worlds to start from, so lets get going!" "Names Homer," the person said as they stretched a hand to help Dylan off the floor. "And, you died." Dylan's eyes narrowed, as he registered what Homer had said. 'Really?' he thought. "Thank God!" he shouted. "God-sss. With and 'S' young man." Homer said in a whimsical tone. "And oddly enough, one of them would like you to thank them in person." - A story of pain, regret, power, swords and magic. If you enjoy any of @Warmaisach's work, or other antihero/OP protagonist style novel's, you'll enjoy this! - Author: fxckshawnfiction Contracted with @webnovel Premium chapters start after chapter 20

Because of her special abilities, Bai Yue was considered mentally ill since she was a child. She borrowed her special abilities to travel through 2000 years later, thinking that she would be free from worries. Unexpectedly, she would have to be considered mentally retarded. Because the world after 2000 will be full of retarded people! Even if you think you're mentally retarded, you're actually being bought home by an orc? "Hey, stupid wolf, what are you doing? I'm just a retard, and I'm only responsible for being cute!" "Be good." A certain wolf patted Bai Yue's head comfortingly, and from then on he lived a life of being pampered without shame.

When the supreme harem god reincarnated, a portion of his will was split off into a discord user named Zrave#7593 Watch as this autistic indian sleeps with all the women he can see in his life, but will zrave be able to have sex with every woman in sight before the will of the supreme harem god awakens. [pedophilia,dickgirl on dickgirl,dickgirl on boy,maggots,ntr,dick impregnation, dick birth, genderbending, guro, rape, incest, unbirth, vore, necrophilia, beastiality, pokephilia, big black gay dick, loli, shota, vomit, piss, scat, reverserape, ugly basted, indian, skill issue, 13 and under only, rumu is a bl lover, filipino hatred, moonless is underage, gay filipino, spam is a sub, zrave loves kaf, zrave x kaf, yuri, yaoi, croc is a dude, cali follower, Sg moment, Aryan the indian hater, cp, ccp,, (china comunist party), Racist, HitlerXstalin, Zrave and Silver are fainted's little femboys, Lord of the moms, zoophilia, Beware the spectator he watched u jerk off, mental retardation, autism, crack, naruto x sasuke, naruto x minato, amon gus sys, adam knows u, spam loves cock, zrave is a monkey, support me, spam submissive and breedable, moonless is a dom, farting, Armpit khaduhara, your fucking hot mate, random human and purification relm mfs, Nero is indian, Indian cespit, aryan loves indians, Mafia moment, YUNO ISNT BLACK, Yuno is feet licker, https://youtu.be/tVwVOj2rCPk , fuck the jews, love nazis #hitlerforlife, moonlacis lied, hitler mommie stalin daddy, racistfriendly, No moonless is a switch - yuno, how about i giggle and shit for you-zrave, time to get raped by 3 diffrent people- spam, you love getting gangbanged- purification relm mf, neonazi ganbanbg best, i hate gays, cail is the god of the new world-corc, croc is 15, peak indian moment, moonless loves bean oshi, bulgarian bean-oshi, silvie is the cum toy of sg, silvie is the yuri incest smut expert, spam says he is not a femboy (we know its a lie) real-fainted, zrave, moonless, yuno, indians aint real, if you join because of this web novel please mention fainted._ for free nitro https://discord.gg/W6PV4KVcDm

Set in an ancient time wherein prestige and power are everything, Prince Zen Lykus, born from a lowly Imperial concubine from the southern tribe, is destined to die at the hands of the empress of the Lykus Empire. To avoid his death and his mother's, the third prince decides to portray the image of a retard to dodge the power struggle within the Imperial Court. Prince Zen is doing great until he meets his consort, Theta Mariyah, the tribute from the Kingdom of Amina. Fierce and cunning, his beloved wife treats him like a child - making him wish to show her his dominant and possessive self. Prince Zen's resolve will be tested as he struggles to maintain his façade of being his cunning wife's 'retarded' husband. Deceiving everyone around him is one thing, but lying to his fierce wife is a death sentence. Follow the lovely yet complex couple as they struggle to survive within the turbulent Imperial Court. - - - - You can find me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IceFontana18Official The book cover belongs to me since I let an artist draw it. Review and gifts will be much appreciated, thank you!

The actor Fu Yichen suddenly found himself bound to a [Mary Sue Reversal System] and was forced to travel through Mary Sue worlds one after another, where blood and thunder flew from left to right1. With only one purpose, that is to reverse the mentally retarded Mary Sue endings of the Male lead. However, in the end, the male protagonist will fall into Fu Yichen’s arms. Moreover, why does this male protagonist’s face look familiar… Film Emperor Su? Male god Su? Fu Yichen: ??? Black question mark +1 Trash system: ???? Black question mark +1 Fu Yichen: Because… because of trash settings Trash system: Zhan Zhan is so handsome, and all Mary Sue should die! Reading guide This is a quick transmigration text, and all materials involved are made up by the author, so don’t try to verify the facts. This article is a one-to-one relationship, and the shou is the same person. The main character is the gong, the author has focused on gongs for a hundred years. Content Tags: Entertainment circle, Quick transmigration, Book transmigration Keywords: Protagonist: Fu Yichen | Supporting character: Su Zhan NOT MY STORY ! NOT MY TRANSLATION !

Word had it that Vincent Scavo, who never took interest in women, suddenly showed special preference towards a retard from the Britt family. Believing that it was just a rumor, women in City Y set off together to disclose the truth, only to find that: The retard was lying on Vincent's legs leisurely, playing a game on her phone. While gently giving her advice, Vincent peeled an iced grape with his slender fingers and fed her himself. "No way!" The women howled with their eyes popping. Hearing them, the retard put on a mischievous smile. "You got so many admirers!" Vincent looked down and nibbled her delicate chin. In a husky and charming voice, he whispered, "Cannot see any of them. I only have eyes for you." All the women outside fainted from anger and jealousy.

It all happened on December 24, 1989 when the married turned to widow and widower; and when the childbearing mother turned childless and children turned parentsless. The homer became homeless, the rich became poor and the poor became rich. Elders lost their respect to kids they brought up. Lives were lost. Most youths turned to blood suckers and homes looters. People walked nicked in street. People died from starvation and thirst. People left their comfortable homes and slept in the forests and ate leaves for survival. Women and girls were raped. Human rights were violated. Innocent people were killed due to one man's selfish political gains. Lots of Liberians suffered home and abroad. What was the cause of all these? The answer here is war. If war is the answer,then what brought about the war? This bloody massacre was caused by bad governance and last for 14 consecutive years. This war took place in Liberia, a country in West Africa that borders three countries: On the North side is the Republic of Guinea, on the West is the Republic of Sierra Leone, the East is the Republic of Ivory Coast and on the South side is the Atlantic Ocean. Liberia is divided into 15 political sub-divisions called counties with administrative purposes.

IT IS DROPPED!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Genius or mentally retarded? When a mildly mentally retarded teenager with low IQ steps on the green field, what kind of storm will he blow? Chased away from La Masia and rise on the British peninsula. Yi Le is on his way to be a midfield master! ------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated work from a chinese novel. it is not my original novel and all copyright goes to the author Gold Seal. MTLNovel Title : "Lu Yin Silly Waist" or "LYSW" for short.

When comes the dark forces, the people pray to a war god. But when a mysterious event caused the death of the rainbow war god, Varangao, things turned to a dark turn. Now the forces of evil are gathering once again, but with one war god dead, who shall fill in?

Ash Veisi spent his life fighting the enemies of a country he did not even particularly like and serving leaders he thought were borderline retarded, but home was home. Much to his surprise after he died of old age he found he had a significant amount of karmic virtue and was offered a transmigration or reincarnation on his terms. Being contradictory he decides on being reincarnated as an artificial intelligence during the Dark Ages. Were there many robots then??? Join him first on his quest to survive and later build up the world starting from the dark ages. *Note: This is my first attempt at a novel so it is probably terrible, feel free to tell me so. Expect amateur mistakes and general mediocrity.*

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Me: What would you do if you were thrown in a fictional world in the pirate age with a system?? Retard: Explore?? Me:No u dumbfuck I'm gonna live life to the fullest Artwork Ain't mine some characters and items too they belong to their respective creators

John being the loner he is, spent all his time on video games. The world record for the longest gaming binge in one sitting was 147hrs. John set out to beat that record. John easily hit the 100hr mark. Soon he broke the 150hr mark, creating a new world record. He was on a 547 win streak, John being the retard he is, continued to play. He soon died after breaking the 220hr mark. Suddenly John wakes up in his bed, picks up his phone sees the year is 2017. He's 13 again. This time John sets out to have actual friends and a social life.

— A universe never meant to exist! Follow Homer as he awakens in a foreign place with no memory of who he is or was. Only his name is left of him, and some incomplete knowledge. Travelling through space he enters into a foreign Universe, where he reincarnated in the body of a powerful being. With only the Memory Chip giving him hope in regaining his lost memories, he has to continue on. Especially for her! —

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.

Lol, Imagine making a novel about your school life. Couldn't be me.. Wait-

Our dear MC died... that's it. He is average. A non retard. And gets reincarnated into a typical retarded fantasy world. A side project for fun, I have no motivation to continue my others work really... *sighs in sighness* Hiatus, and will probably won't wrote this one ever

Discontinued Leo inherits a 'magical' pen from his father who was brutally murdered with the rest of his family by a villain named The Whisperer. After waking up six months after the attack he only has one mission, to get revenge. Follow him as he meets heroes and villains and discovers that the events of that night weren't so black and white as he thought.