Funny Texts To Send A Girl

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

Jiang Xiaobai reincarnated to another world and was forced to marry a dragon. Moreover, it was a hot-tempered female dragon. Jiang Xiaobai was in despair when he thought of his future of being tortured by his wife. He could not choose his fate of being reincarnated, but he could choose to be a faithful man even though he had to marry an irascible dragon maiden! [Ding! God-tier Option System has been activated after sensing your earnest summon.] [Option 1: Marry her. Reward: Dragon Essence and Tiger Bone Pills] [Option 2: Reject her. Reward: Demigod level cultivation] [Option 3: Boldly speak your mind about her. Reward: Innate Body of the Way and God-level martial arts technique.] Jiang Xiaobai wondered, “Should I marry her or should I reject her?”

On the first day of her transmigration into the imperial harem, Jiang Xinyu was already out of favor. Everyone said she was merely a pretty face without substance. On the second day of her transmigration into the imperial harem, Jiang Xinyu regained the emperor's favor

A boy named Ethan, One day while doing art, brought a girl in life..

Song Xilai’s secret crush of five years suddenly sent her a photo. [My girlfriend. Pretty, isn’t she?] Song Xilai was furious. Unwilling to back down, she casually found a faceless photo of some impressive abs online and sent it back. [My boyfriend. Handsome, right? Great to touch, even better to cuddle. I haven’t left the bed for three days. /shrug/] Her crush was silent for a moment before coldly replying: [Oh.] It turned out that the owner of those abs was none other than Jiang Fengcheng, the school heartthrob and star of the swim team. Song Xilai had seen him at the pool before—broad shoulders, narrow waist, a perfectly toned body. Truly top-tier. The next day, rumors spread across A University that Song Xilai and Jiang Fengcheng were dating! Song Xilai: … What a disaster! How could she possibly explain to everyone that it was all just a joke? She had only been bluffing! To avoid further misunderstandings, she started avoiding Jiang Fengcheng at all costs—pretending to be glued to her phone whenever he was near, skipping any shared classes, and steering clear of the cafeteria and swimming pool he frequented. In short, total avoidance! But even with all her efforts, she still found herself cornered one day by Jiang Fengcheng in the changing room at the school pool. The boy, towel-drying his damp black hair, looked down at the petite girl before him with dark, piercing eyes. “I heard… you want to sleep with me.” Song Xilai’s face flushed bright red as she frantically shook her head. “No, no, I don’t!” Jiang Fengcheng let out a low chuckle, pulling off the loose jacket draped over his shoulders to reveal a sharp, muscular physique. “Don’t believe you.” “—Unless you prove it.”

Teenage life is not easy. Especially in this generation. I went through a lot, and sometimes felt alone and had no one to talk to. Writing, music and reading became my comfort zones. I know there are many out there feeling the same way. I wish for them to know that they are not alone. So by sharing something this personal, I really hope to help the teenagers out there and specifically the teenage girls out there. Know that you are special and you are a shining star. No one can switch off your light. ~Roxane Christina~

Yumi has always lived a life of quiet daydreams, imagining herself as the bold, confident boy who’s loved by all. In her dreams, she’s free—flirty, powerful, and surrounded by handsome, captivating men. But one night, her fantasy world becomes something much darker. When Yumi wakes up in an unfamiliar, breathtaking world, she’s shocked to find that she’s no longer the shy girl she once was. Instead, she’s become a strikingly handsome young man, living in a realm of danger, magic, and twisted politics. At the center of this new life is Eliott, an adorably innocent knight-in-training who can’t seem to stay away from her—calling her “My Lord” with a mix of awe and infatuation. But things are far from simple. As Yumi explores this new world, she becomes entangled with Ren, a dangerously charming prince whose twisted nature draws her in. His cold, calculating demeanor hides a dark hunger that could either protect or destroy her. And then there’s the magician—a psychotic, mysterious figure who seems to know Yumi’s every move. His obsession with her is unsettling, his magic powerful and unpredictable. As Yumi gets closer to these men, she realizes she’s not just playing a game anymore—she’s a pawn in a world where every choice could lead to love, betrayal, or death. As sparks fly between them all and danger looms ever closer, Yumi must face the truth: this world isn’t a dream, and it’s more real—and more deadly—than she ever could have imagined. With every seductive glance and heart-stopping encounter, she’s drawn deeper into a web of dark magic, twisted desires, and secrets that could shatter everything she thought she knew about herself and the world around her. Will Yumi be able to control her fate in a world where everyone has an agenda? Or will she fall for the darkness that threatens to consume her heart? --

this will be a compilation of random short stories I’ve made. there will be no schedule.

Send Me Free is a fiction BL crime novel about a street youngster called Free, who after many episodes starts working as a freelancer under the Crime Investigation Department, and Don, a crime investigator from CID who isn't that clean cop as someone in his rank should be. SMF is very psychological, focusing on the darkest deeps of a human mind. It tries the boundaries of the characters relationship and the way how they could act in unknown situations during the story. It's a story about growing and learning while living in different sides of the crime world, but the same time it's about the bonds of friendships, trust, love.. How far human is capable to go.

[You've Successfully Entered Groupchat For The Troubled!] Salted_Mackerel43 [For the first time in my career, I seem to be having trouble with my target. My wife, 24 (M) wouldn't leave, we've been married for 8 months now and my taunts have always worked on him, but now he doesn't even blink an eye. At this rate, my perfect record will turn into ashes. Please send help!] | |NotAMonsterFucker [Have you tried using violence?] | |Salted_Mackerel43 [Thank you for the advice! I did try to duel him one time, but even with a damaged leg he still managed to send me flying with a sword. After that, he tended to my wounds and he's even teaching me how to properly fight with a sword now.] | |I'llSueEverything [Reminds me of that time I got scammed by a game and was forced to work for the Intergalactic System.] | |Vigilante_Husband [I don't see a connection.] | |I'llSueEverything [Squint harder.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@everyone welcome the new member!!!] | |I'llSueEverything [I already did.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 @Vigilante_Husband @What_Is_Love? give @Salted_Mackerel43 some advice!] | |Vigilante_Husband [Just love your wife, I'm sure it'll all work out.] | |What_Is_Love [I asked my coworkers, one said you should make your wife jealous while the other said you should kiss him stupid..?] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [...those aren't advice...] | |NotAMonsterFucker[Just use violence! VIOLENCE, LISTEN TO ME @Salted_Mackarel43] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [Give some proper–] | ||I'llSueEverything [Shut you—] | |What_Is_Love? [she als–] | | |Vigilante_Husband [I'm putting all of you in timeout.] Cheng Jin watched as the chatroom errupted into chaos. In the end, he couldn't ask any decent advice. "You told me that this was the no.1 chatroom in the mainstream. Why is it only 4 people?" [Correction. 5, you're also a part of it now.] Before Cheng Jin could complain, the door to his room opened and he quickly scrambled to get back on his bed. "I've brought breakfast." Ying Yu entered with a tray of food, seeing this, Cheng Jin's soul almost left his body. Seeing Cheng Jin's odd expression, Ying Yu carefully placed the tray down before striding to the other's side. With his left hand, he grasped Cheng Jin's shoulder, before the other could protest, Ying Yu was already pressing his face closer, their foreheads touching. After a beat, Ying Yu slowly retreated, his eyes never leaving Cheng Jin. "You don't have a fever, but why are you red?" Honestly, Cheng Jin doesn't know. What he does know though, that he preferably wants to be burried 8 feet below the ground right now. 'PLEASE SEND HELP!'

What if you were a modern man who was reincarnated into a medieval world of powerful men, but you were but a small girl without anything to your name? How would you survive? How would you cope with being a woman? What sort of heights could you reach without any cheat systems or super advanced knowledge from the internet? Well come and find out how Bruce a former undercover police officer deals with this situation and his/her constantly changing body. The picture is not mine. It's AI generated and shows you what the protagonist is maybe going to look like in the future of this story.

She was abducted to a remote village, and six years later, she was almost forced to get married. At the risk of her life, she fled from the countryside back to the city. But in front of her, it was the cold-blooded parents who sent her away with their own hands, and an adopted daughter sister who was not related by blood. Faced with the pain of six years of captivity and the abandonment of her biological parents, she regained everything that belonged to her by her own hands. She seems to be a bad girl but not bad, all the way forward, just for the boy that saved her life in the first place.

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"""Stroke? I can cure that. I'll just use my silver needle to release the pent-up gas inside your brain."" ""Sir, what you have isn't hypertension. Your body is just lacking certain nutrients. I'll get you some herbs."" Zhao Chen was the disciple of a Master Doctor. He decided to work as a factory doctor to repay his debt to the owner. However, he could not understand why all his female patients were a little weird. They would always take their shirts off for him to perform his diagnosis. One day, the owner, Su Qianxia, ran into the factory while being chased by debt collectors. Zhao Chen looked at the debt collectors, then at Su Qianxia, and said, "It's 20 million, right? I'll help you earn that money."

In my previous life, I died because of working overtime under the pressure of my boss. After the death, the soul to stay in the world, accidentally found that my husband and my best friend hid from me and had an affair for a long time. In this life, I was reborn one month before my sudden death, and I got a gold finger that instantly earned one million yuan if I used one yuan. This time, I will make you all pay.

Title: A Boy and A Girl Author: mischa143kelvin Genre: Travel Through Time Summary: There was a boy. There was a girl. They lived in two different worlds. They lived in two different lives. One suffers from the moment he exists. One was living in a wonderful life. Their life intertwined with each other by mercy. Will their encounter be his salvation? Will she be the one behind his redemption? Mercy joins two worlds in two different lives-a boy living in dark shadows since the day he was born, suffering until he remained to breathe, and a girl living in wonders surrounding her, basking in the beauty of life. But fate brought them together, then she is the beacon of light in his bleak existence. Friends served to balance out life's abrasiveness; love redeemed the redemption. Her friendship had become his savior while her love was the redemption of him. She made him find peace and beauty, making comfort and serenity come into his life. Through her, he mattered in reality; the pangs in his heart finally ceased. Deep inside him, however, memories resurfaced of a once-happy life torn apart by a tragic past. This boy yearned for his loving family and healing the wounds that scarred his soul. Under the brightness of this magical place, the girl gave him a chance to open his eyes and think everything would be alright. When he opened his eyes, revelation was waiting for him. His dreams and wishes were standing right before him, and the things that made him return to the warm arms of his family filled him with happiness. In the end, he finally learned that home is where the heart truly belongs. And for this boy and girl, they found a home in each other's love, a love strong enough to transcend two different worlds and bring redemption to a broken soul. Travel Through Time: The amazing journey of two souls tied together by destiny and the power of love that heals even the most depthful wounds. You are in for a ride as you get caught up in the telling of the strength that one human can have on another's life. From the Series "Travel Through Time"

will she archive her dreams

It is said that if there is true love, then the lover fights with the beloved world to get it. But if that love is from a dead person, can she find it? This story is of Neet and Karthik, Neet fell in love with a man who had already passed away 4 years ago, Unaware of the fact that Air Force officer Karthik has passed away, Neet has started loving him very much, Will Neet ever meet Karthik or not? Neet's love is genuine and Neet feels that she will go to great lengths for her love. She will try to go into the past to meet Kartik. Will Neet be able to go back to the past and save Kartik, Neet will be able to find out how Kartik died? What will be the story of these two? Is there anyone else who wants the Neet? Go to see the story written by me

A ruthless business tycoon, Limuel Johansson, young and energetic,has had a lot of blind dates but all to no avail in reaching his goal to find his dream girl, almost every girl is after money.His grandfather, Old master Johansson's last wish,was for him to marry a high schoolgirl,Iris Parker, would she be his dream girl? Would she open her heart for her forced-marriage husband? Would there be a divorce? Would she be able to please him?