Funny Texts To Send A Girl

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

In a world where colossal monsters rule 90% of the world's territory, Parahuman women are the only ones capable of facing them. Gregory is a newly graduated Hunter, slightly above average in talent but at the top of the scale when it comes to ambition. As monsters ravage the land, he can only rely on his Hounds to survive. That’s why he believes that rewarding and caring for his Hounds with 100% dedication is only natural. He will do whatever it takes to protect them and make them stronger, just as they protect him...

Zhao Mingyu, the crown prince of the Qin Kingdom, has lost his purpose and direction after the death of his mother. His reckless behavior earns him the title of the "foolish prince," as he spirals further into self-destructive actions. However, when two supernatural events unfold—one in his ancient timeline and another in the modern world—Zhao Mingyu finds himself facing a new, unexpected reality. As both himself and the supposed twin sisters he never knew he had, how will he navigate the challenges of his life, balancing his royal responsibilities, his grief, and the mysterious forces that now bind him to two worlds? DISCLAMER: All names, characters, places, events, and incidents depicted in this story are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The settings and elements within this work are products of the author's imagination and are not intended to reflect or represent real-world places, people, or occurrences.. Contains Gender Bender yuri and other such elements P.s the two supernatural events don't take place at the same time

A teen girl fantasies after reading a webnovel.... She fell asleep and wake up in her fantasy world.... Is she in her dream......? If not how will she return to her original world...?

What if you were a modern man one day just happily living your life, and then all of a sudden you were not? Now instead you have died and apparently been reincarnated into a medieval world full of big powerful men, as a small girl without anything to your name that is? How would you survive? How would you cope with being a woman or just a little girl no less? What sort of heights could you honestly reach without any cheat systems or super powers, just some advanced knowledge from your past and nothing else? Well come and find out how a man named Bruce, a former undercover police officer tries to deal with this exact situation and his/her constantly developing body, developing meaning getting her first menstrual cycle at some point, which will lead to bleeding monthly from her private spot and other fun stuff and later she/he will begin slowly gaining more and more womanly curves and such things, you know. ___________ Warning: The MC is not going to deal with this all that well and is most definitely not a genius or anything crazy at the start. So be prepared for some misunderstandings and a sort of rollercoaster of comedy and drama as MC tries to find her/his place within this new world, build a family, become wealthy, maybe change something, maybe lead some people or even try and change the world and so on. ______________ Note: Book will be a bit slow in terms of world development and only at later chapters will there be major changes that will begin to shape the entire world. After all this book has kingdom building there for a reason, you know because a woman's got to get herself some rights, some at least, and maybe hand those things to others as well. MC ain't gonna be no man's property or maybe she will, but at least MC will for sure get herself some benefits if that the case.... Plus: The picture is not mine. It's AI generated and shows you what the protagonist is maybe going to look like in the future of this story.

"Clara, I know you're here somewhere, so come out now and surrender yourself or else I will cut your hands and legs and pull out your intestines before I slith your throat. I know you're still here and their is no where to hide, SO COME OUT!!?" His last words ringed into my ear. I didn't know what to do or how to escape. I was hiding under one of the tables with red large table cloth covering it.

Lin Xiaowan is the epitome of a “bad girl” archetype, known for her sweet appearance and charming demeanor that effortlessly win people over. She skillfully navigates multiple relationships, prioritizing material pleasures and external conditions while using emotional connections as a means of gaining benefits. Rarely genuine in her affections, Lin Xiaowan treats love casually and irresponsibly, constantly seeking excitement and novelty in her interactions, often leaving a trail of heartbreak without remorse. Her vibrant social life is filled with admirers, yet she never settles into a stable relationship. Despite this, her captivating charm and adept social skills make her a figure that’s both loved and loathed, leaving an unforgettable impression on those she encounters.

Miki Kaye has three loyal friends and two supportive parents... until she falls for a boy

Teenage life is not easy. Especially in this generation. I went through a lot, and sometimes felt alone and had no one to talk to. Writing, music and reading became my comfort zones. I know there are many out there feeling the same way. I wish for them to know that they are not alone. So by sharing something this personal, I really hope to help the teenagers out there and specifically the teenage girls out there. Know that you are special and you are a shining star. No one can switch off your light. ~Roxane Christina~

Yumi has always lived a life of quiet daydreams, imagining herself as the bold, confident boy who’s loved by all. In her dreams, she’s free—flirty, powerful, and surrounded by handsome, captivating men. But one night, her fantasy world becomes something much darker. When Yumi wakes up in an unfamiliar, breathtaking world, she’s shocked to find that she’s no longer the shy girl she once was. Instead, she’s become a strikingly handsome young man, living in a realm of danger, magic, and twisted politics. At the center of this new life is Eliott, an adorably innocent knight-in-training who can’t seem to stay away from her—calling her “My Lord” with a mix of awe and infatuation. But things are far from simple. As Yumi explores this new world, she becomes entangled with Ren, a dangerously charming prince whose twisted nature draws her in. His cold, calculating demeanor hides a dark hunger that could either protect or destroy her. And then there’s the magician—a psychotic, mysterious figure who seems to know Yumi’s every move. His obsession with her is unsettling, his magic powerful and unpredictable. As Yumi gets closer to these men, she realizes she’s not just playing a game anymore—she’s a pawn in a world where every choice could lead to love, betrayal, or death. As sparks fly between them all and danger looms ever closer, Yumi must face the truth: this world isn’t a dream, and it’s more real—and more deadly—than she ever could have imagined. With every seductive glance and heart-stopping encounter, she’s drawn deeper into a web of dark magic, twisted desires, and secrets that could shatter everything she thought she knew about herself and the world around her. Will Yumi be able to control her fate in a world where everyone has an agenda? Or will she fall for the darkness that threatens to consume her heart? --

Send Me Free is a fiction BL crime novel about a street youngster called Free, who after many episodes starts working as a freelancer under the Crime Investigation Department, and Don, a crime investigator from CID who isn't that clean cop as someone in his rank should be. SMF is very psychological, focusing on the darkest deeps of a human mind. It tries the boundaries of the characters relationship and the way how they could act in unknown situations during the story. It's a story about growing and learning while living in different sides of the crime world, but the same time it's about the bonds of friendships, trust, love.. How far human is capable to go.

[You've Successfully Entered Groupchat For The Troubled!] Salted_Mackerel43 [For the first time in my career, I seem to be having trouble with my target. My wife, 24 (M) wouldn't leave, we've been married for 8 months now and my taunts have always worked on him, but now he doesn't even blink an eye. At this rate, my perfect record will turn into ashes. Please send help!] | |NotAMonsterFucker [Have you tried using violence?] | |Salted_Mackerel43 [Thank you for the advice! I did try to duel him one time, but even with a damaged leg he still managed to send me flying with a sword. After that, he tended to my wounds and he's even teaching me how to properly fight with a sword now.] | |I'llSueEverything [Reminds me of that time I got scammed by a game and was forced to work for the Intergalactic System.] | |Vigilante_Husband [I don't see a connection.] | |I'llSueEverything [Squint harder.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@everyone welcome the new member!!!] | |I'llSueEverything [I already did.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 @Vigilante_Husband @What_Is_Love? give @Salted_Mackerel43 some advice!] | |Vigilante_Husband [Just love your wife, I'm sure it'll all work out.] | |What_Is_Love [I asked my coworkers, one said you should make your wife jealous while the other said you should kiss him stupid..?] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [...those aren't advice...] | |NotAMonsterFucker[Just use violence! VIOLENCE, LISTEN TO ME @Salted_Mackarel43] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [Give some proper–] | ||I'llSueEverything [Shut you—] | |What_Is_Love? [she als–] | | |Vigilante_Husband [I'm putting all of you in timeout.] Cheng Jin watched as the chatroom errupted into chaos. In the end, he couldn't ask any decent advice. "You told me that this was the no.1 chatroom in the mainstream. Why is it only 4 people?" [Correction. 5, you're also a part of it now.] Before Cheng Jin could complain, the door to his room opened and he quickly scrambled to get back on his bed. "I've brought breakfast." Ying Yu entered with a tray of food, seeing this, Cheng Jin's soul almost left his body. Seeing Cheng Jin's odd expression, Ying Yu carefully placed the tray down before striding to the other's side. With his left hand, he grasped Cheng Jin's shoulder, before the other could protest, Ying Yu was already pressing his face closer, their foreheads touching. After a beat, Ying Yu slowly retreated, his eyes never leaving Cheng Jin. "You don't have a fever, but why are you red?" Honestly, Cheng Jin doesn't know. What he does know though, that he preferably wants to be burried 8 feet below the ground right now. 'PLEASE SEND HELP!'

She was abducted to a remote village, and six years later, she was almost forced to get married. At the risk of her life, she fled from the countryside back to the city. But in front of her, it was the cold-blooded parents who sent her away with their own hands, and an adopted daughter sister who was not related by blood. Faced with the pain of six years of captivity and the abandonment of her biological parents, she regained everything that belonged to her by her own hands. She seems to be a bad girl but not bad, all the way forward, just for the boy that saved her life in the first place.

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"""Stroke? I can cure that. I'll just use my silver needle to release the pent-up gas inside your brain."" ""Sir, what you have isn't hypertension. Your body is just lacking certain nutrients. I'll get you some herbs."" Zhao Chen was the disciple of a Master Doctor. He decided to work as a factory doctor to repay his debt to the owner. However, he could not understand why all his female patients were a little weird. They would always take their shirts off for him to perform his diagnosis. One day, the owner, Su Qianxia, ran into the factory while being chased by debt collectors. Zhao Chen looked at the debt collectors, then at Su Qianxia, and said, "It's 20 million, right? I'll help you earn that money."

In my previous life, I died because of working overtime under the pressure of my boss. After the death, the soul to stay in the world, accidentally found that my husband and my best friend hid from me and had an affair for a long time. In this life, I was reborn one month before my sudden death, and I got a gold finger that instantly earned one million yuan if I used one yuan. This time, I will make you all pay.