Idiots Everywhere Meme

Join the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events. -------------------------------------- Author: Roufail Editors: Leo & Tempert Oliver: Oliver

After the village idiot Lin Tian returned to his senses, the pretty widow, the attractive wife, and the wealthy young lady all came knocking on his door one after the other...

raw: 魔女小姐请不要处处留芳 by:酱酱酱油 Travel to another world, become a witch who never ages or dies, and leave your own footprints on the continent of swords and magic Her delicate face, like a porcelain doll, is always filled with sincerity that will never lie. Like the beautiful flowers blooming in the summer, the smile never fades Wherever the witch went, simple and kind people put up a sign to commemorate Miss Witch. - Witches and dogs are not allowed to enter 　　Name: Angelica 　　Height: 166cm 　　Weight: As light as a feather (self-proclaimed) 　　Life span: I can’t remember clearly (self-proclaimed) 　　Ways to become a Forever Extraordinary: Corruption (Nigredo), Purification (Albedo), Gold (Citrinitas), Completion (Rubedo), Life (Viriditas) 　　Self-evaluation: 　　"I am a good witch. Wherever I go, people are as polite to me as the people of Velen are to the witcher for the first time, or the villagers of Riverwood are to the dragonborn who kills chickens." 　　"But I've never heard of Willen and Creekwood. Are the people there very kind?" 　　“The people are simple and honest. Very welcoming!”

The World of Relisquae had long see a the great kingdom of Volantis. Whoever found the kingdom would meet the princess, and be granted one wish. Thus, a group of adventurers join together to find this mysterious kingdom as well as fight a great evil.

The world isn't what it used to be. It isn't perfect, wonderful. It's full of cannibals, hunters who kill them, rich idiots and the poor people, who starve to death trying to feed the alive. Hunter is part of them. She tries so hard to not drown, even when her world gets turned upside down by an unannounced arrival. And sometimes, it would all feel too real, so she found ways to escape reality. And Chester Diaz being one of them.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

An ancient proverb from the Homo sapiens era once stated, "Light and darkness can never be united because they are natural enemies arranged since the creation of the universe." The statement seems plausible, yet it may contain inaccuracies... —————————————— Leon Kruger, a 22-year-old man counted among the three of humanity's heroes, is dispatched by the Holy Empire of Mankind to invade the territory of the Demon Empire—an enduring adversary of humanity for over 7000 years. Wielding the Great Holy Sword Zenith and commanding a legion of thousands of holy troops, he leads the raid on the Desert of Chaos, facing the elite armies of the Demon Race with unwavering valor. Even, he engaged in direct combat against the Demon Emperor, who was actively leading the war on behalf of the Demon Race! Unfortunately, he never foresaw that his offensive was a cunning scheme orchestrated by the Emperor of the Holy Empire. The emperor aimed to eliminate Leon, perceiving him as a threat to his position as the ruler. Furthermore, unbeknownst to him, he had been poisoned before setting out for war, leading to a catastrophic defeat at the hands of the Demon Emperor and resulting in his capture as a prisoner of the Demon Emperor. Envisaging torment at the hands of the notorious Demon Emperor after his capture, he was surprised to find that this foreseen ordeal did not come to pass! The Demon Emperor, unveiled as a remarkably beautiful woman, unexpectedly and without apparent cause, asked him to be responsible for abandoning their triplet daughters?! "Nani! Since when did I have triplet daughters with you, smelly demon woman?!" Not only that, Leon gradually realized that an increasing number of women were approaching him to claim the love debts he had unwittingly accumulated in his youth. "Wait! Hold on! Please be gentle! Both my kidneys are nearly tapped out!" —————————————— #Tag: #Action #Adventure #Harem #Slight-Harem #StrongToStrongest #Romance #Demon #Elven #Hero #Dragon #DaughterLoves #Revenge #Anti-Hero #Handsome-Male-Lead #Beautiful-Female-Leads #SliceOfLife #Unhesitate-MainCharacter #Yandere #PossesiveCharacters #PhsycopathCharacter #HateToLove #Comedy ------------- 400 PS this week = Mass release of 5 chapters! 700 PS this week = Mass release of 8 chapters!

A 17 yrs old senior high school student named, Vins, woke up in the school clinic with no nurse at all, as he goes outside, its no longer like before, the environment smelled like dead corpse, everything has blood, and zombies are everywhere. His goal is to protect the girl he likes, and find a safe place.

For many people, this word is not strange. For many people, light is everywhere. But some people have never seen the light. This story is about how he found his own light.

Hikari played an MMO as a healer girl, reaching the pinnacle of players. However, she never expected to become her player character. Moreover, she was supposed to be a "normal" elf race, so why does her status say "Goddess?" How come this 2D dragon servant became a voluptuous vixen? Acting like a Goddess? Screw that! I would rather hide under a rock! But everywhere I go, I can't help but be revered! What is this!?

"Children playing war?" he muttered, "How dull" Ao Shen, who awakened after a long sleep of several millennia, found himself in strange world which had changed from old classic cultivation world with sects and kingdoms to a modern urban world 'This world is pathetic' he remarked sensing just how weak cultivators have grown in the world, but there was something which disturbed his pride even more "My descendents are weak? The hell do you mean you can't buy cultivation techniques because you are broke? Are you telling me my descendent lives in this tiny hell hole apartment? What do you mean my last 100 generations have been living like peasants?" Questions rushed into his mind like series of nukes, "This won't do..." he muttered, "I won't wait for you grow, I will drown you in treasures, I didn't spent all my years sitting in cave! You may all be idiots but your Ancestor is genius and rich! Die, but die sucking on immortal resources!!!" I'm also posting this story in other websites like Royal Road and Scribble hub to gain more readers, show love whatever you can

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate *cheating* too," says **Lu Sheng**, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

"I'm on a Journey to save Eternity, Will you join me?" — Unveils an Enigmatic being that goes by the name of "Cale" arriving at a certain continent and pursuing his so-called mission of Saving Eternity. Though often labelled as insane by those he meets, Cale never falters and continues his search for suitable companions that will shoulder the weight of salvation alongside him, though as the days pass, more and more incidents caused by incomprehensible origins begin to proliferate, his claims could prove to be more than just a hoax. : Fantasy, Action, Adventure,

I hate them. I feel betrayed by my own school. I died at their hands and have a task: retribution. I wanted to be what they took from me, a human again. I wanted to have what everyone had: a girlfriend. And yet, I died, as failure, as an idiot and as a bullied one. I was given a second chance, reborn as a parasite. Even before I was eaten away, I learned my new power: I can possess people.

Shirley investigates the world and solves mysteries everywhere. She questions the suspects, examines the clues, follows every lead she has, and stops the person or persons behind the case when she cracks the case. Later, she teams up with a girl named Diane Watson, who helps her solve cases.

Earth was once a magical place, where peace and prosperity reigned, but when some people learned the dark side of magic, there is chaos everywhere, it's only up to one person, Derkile. A 17 years old boy is on a mission as a sorcerer to bring peace back to earth, and along the journey he also became a mythical creature, a half human/ half lion. will he be able to face all the challenges that comes up during his mission?, let's find out.

a Young Boy by the name of “ Adam Asturias ” had been living with his Grandfather since his childhood. Everyday his Grandfather held a Pocket watch everywhere they went, one day, Adam's Grandfather sadly passed away. leaving His Pocketwatch to Adam. Adam sees this as a Worthless Watch.. little does he know, this watch has a meaning far beyond the world's comprehension.

Kurono Ichiru is a student who died tragically in a traffic accident. A god appeared before him and fulfilled his wish to be reincarnated into his favorite game, the only problem is... "Huhh! That idiot god reincarnated me into a magic stone!" To make his life more sufferable, the tutorial villain finds him, and now the two of them must work together to stop their enemies from destroying the kingdom. A story of misunderstanding with the protagonist and the villain has just begun!

In a world where strong or useful abilities known as Skills are used everywhere to fight and kill. Rinka and Minaro, two teenagers, head to a lake to have fun. But things interfere with their fun, and they end up on the most painful adventure of their life. Where they gain new skills, meet new people, and fight for their life.

In the Luminara Empire, young Kieran is reborn with memories of a past life. In a world where constellations bestow unique powers, he joins the Academy of Celestials, uncovering secrets of a lost and dangerous constellation. With allies and enemies everywhere, Kieran’s ruthless pursuit of power will challenge the very fabric of his world.

Transmigrating into the body of the infamous Demon King, Adira expected a life of power, domination, and ease. Instead, she’s greeted by chaos—a crumbling kingdom, a mountain of unfinished business, and enemies lurking in every shadow. Worse yet, she’s surrounded by a group of dangerously obsessive men who’ve decided she’s their everything. Each man is tied to the chaos of her past actions, but all of them have directed their overwhelming passions toward her. The Demonic Dragon: “Wife, you’ve changed… Let me cherish you forever.” His golden eyes shimmer with possessiveness and dangerous devotion, while a deceptively gentle smile hides his obsessive desires. The Seductive Incubus: “Wifey, let me serve you tonight, body and soul.” His silky voice oozes temptation, his gaze bending reality to his will. If he can’t have her heart, no one will. The Silent White Snake: A silent, watchful guardian with icy eyes that follow her every move. He rarely speaks, but his obsessive actions ensure no one dares get close to his “treasure.” The Sword Demon: “You can’t leave me. You’ve shown me strength and taught me what no one else ever could. I’ll follow you to the ends of the world.” Once a starving boy she trained on a whim, he grew into the fearsome Sword Demon, vowing eternal loyalty and love. The Assassin Leader: “You saved me from those chains, and now I belong to you. Always.” Freed during a slave auction she accidentally obliterated, he’s risen to lead the strongest assassin guild in the land. His devotion is as terrifying as his skills. And that’s not all. More obsessive admirers appear, each more intense than the last. From navigating demon politic stuff to dealing with her dangerously obsessed admirers, Adira must balance power, survival, and her own sanity while wondering: Why the hell am I surrounded by these crazy men?! Join Adira’s adventures as she faces a world filled with peril, passion, and chaos and maybe finds love along the way... if she can survive it.

Arriving at a small town in Washington was a breath of fresh air. A change of pace that would mark a new beginning. What Laiyo didn’t think however was the change of pace accelerating to light speed… Laiyo expected that some things would be unexpected but fighting off a thousand legged cow was definitely not in his realm of possibilities. And with 2 idiots that drag him with them to each new life-endangering anomaly, that cow would be the least weird occurrence yet. Aliens, parallel worlds, shadow-people will all have to be dealt with.

Our hero, Adam, accidentally teleports to a parallel Earth, where the gravity is 10 times weaker. Since Adam has grown up on Earth, his body is incredibly strong by this world's standards, effectively making him a superhuman. In this world there is violence and war going everywhere, fighting is going on everywhere, there are no human rights here, even children above 12 years of age are soldiers What will happen when Adam has to fight in this war, how will he face these difficulties as a soldier If Adam jumps, he can soar high into the sky, possibly even kilometers up, and landing from such heights doesn't harm him. When he starts running, the ground cracks under his feet, and his speed is remarkable. In this world, people live much shorter lives than on Earth, with most people dying around the age of 30, which makes Adam appear exceptionally. Watch how Adam navigates and survives in this new world. Additional tags: action, adult, 18+, war,

Henry is a young man who dreams of uncovering the unknown only to be disappointed as there is almost no unexplored part of planet earth. Still he traveled everywhere looking for adventure until he eventually landed in the Amazon, where the journey of a lifetime awaited.

Lu Qing was plotted against and reborn as a mantis in another world. There are wild beasts, Zerg masters, deep-sea giants, etc. They are everywhere, and there are dangers everywhere. Fortunately, Lu Qing can evolve by devouring flesh and blood. So, no matter what species, as long as they touch him, they will become food in his stomach. Just when Lu Qing was becoming more and more powerful on the road of evolution, the magic circle of the gods was opened! When he stepped out of the magic circle, he found that this was actually his former world! In this case... The huge body leaned against the skyscraper. "Tremble, human!" "I will destroy you on behalf of the Zerg!~"

In this world mana is everything, everywhere, and anything. It is the essence of all beings, it's absolute and nothing is smaller, bigger or more relevant than mana. Mana is the foundation and also the destruction of existence. Our story starts with our main character Akisima who lives on a junkyard island, deserted of life. As he strives for survival abrupt events starts to happen which would later on change his whole outlook and understanding of the world.

In modern-day Japan, where technology reigns supreme and magic is dismissed as mere fiction, Ronexai Sparrow, an unemployed 18-year-old, faces a bleak future. His days consist of job applications, instant noodles, and the hum of his laptop. But fate has other plans for him.. One fateful night, Ronexai’s consciousness is ripped from his body and thrust into an otherworldly dimension. When he awakens, he finds himself trapped within the circuits of a mysterious laptop—a relic from a forgotten era. But this is no ordinary laptop; it’s alive, sentient, and brimming with ancient knowledge.

In a treacherous world where eerie supernatural entities were rampaging everywhere, a cheat tool Le Xaan had programmed before transmigration became the sole glimmer of promise he could cling on to. All he needed to do was eliminate those horrifying existences and harvest their essences to fuel his cheat tool. It's a journey spanning hundreds of years. Le Xaan was on his way to metamorphosing into the strongest Heavenly Demon walking the earth