Pirate Jokes For Adults

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

Aaron died due to an incurable disease, but to his surprise, when he woke up, he noticed he was no longer in the world he knew as Earth, instead he had woken up in a world filled with dangerous land and sea monsters, but that wasn't all because Aaron also discovered that he had reincarnated as a baby to the most wanted pirate captain of all time, notoriously known as The Dragon Queen Of The Sea. As if this wasn't cool enough, Aaron also discovered that his mother's best friend was a beautiful lady with rabbit ears and she happened to be the navigator of his mother's ship. But what's this, his grandmother also happened to be the Matriarch of a kingdom filled with dragonkins, harpies, and a few other races. Join Aaron as he learns about the fun and trouble that comes with being a dragon, a prince and the son of the most wanted pirate of all time.

Aero Skyhart, the son of a legendary adventurer, embarks on a dangerous journey across the vast seas to uncover the truth about his father’s mysterious disappearance and to find the fabled treasure known as Pirate—a prize said to hold the power to alter the course of history. Guided by an ancient map and a deep sense of justice, Aero sets sail alone on his modest ship, The Soaring Eagle, with only the wind as his companion. Along the way, he discovers a world teeming with hidden dangers—ruthless pirates, powerful factions, and the ever-watchful eye of the World Government, determined to maintain its oppressive reign. As Aero sails deeper into the Grand Line, he encounters a cast of unique and dangerous individuals: pirate crews, secret organizations, and mysterious allies. Among them is Captain Rainer Stormsoul, a charismatic and enigmatic pirate who becomes both an adversary and an unexpected ally. Aero soon learns that the journey to find Pirate is far more complicated than he ever imagined. He must not only confront the treacherous sea but also face the dark forces of the Cipher Pol—the shadowy agents of the World Government who will stop at nothing to silence anyone who threatens their control. With each island he visits and each battle he faces, Aero’s resolve grows stronger. Alongside him is the burning desire for freedom—a freedom that transcends the physical chains of the World Government and reaches into the very heart of the world’s greatest mysteries. Will Aero unlock the secrets of Pirate and bring about the change his father dreamed of? Or will he be consumed by the dark forces trying to keep the truth buried?

It was the day of my death. As everything came to an end, I heard a voice, a voice that would ultimately decide both my suffering and my rise. [If you had enough time to play one more game, what would it be?] Naturally, I answered the one game that had been on my mind even before I found myself withering away on my deathbed. The War of Demons and Heroes. An adult game of epic proportions. **** Disclaimer 1. This is my second novel, so don't expect amazing quality; I'm still learning. 2. "Is this a harem?" A common question from my previous novel, so I'll address it upfront: Yesn't. 3. If you decide to give my novel a try, first, thank you! 4. There is no smut in my book. I repeat, there is NO SMUT in my book. I know the title and r18 tag can be misleading, but I put the tag there due to the darker nature of this story, not because of smut. Finally, feel free to leave any thoughts or opinions in the comment sections and paragraph comments. The constructive criticism or inspiration I get from them is always welcome.

The protagonist Xuanqing traveled to the world of Naruto and became Uchiha Xuanqing, the son of Uchiha Zhili When he extracted the first strand of chakra at the age of 6, he awakened his innate wisdom and activated his talents of time and space gate and heaven rewards hard work. Gain the ability to connect and travel through the pirate world. If you work hard, you will become stronger. Relying on the memory of traditional Chinese medicine and health-preserving exercises from the previous life, he solved his own congenital deficiencies and the deficiency of his mother's essence and prolonged his life. He also took advantage of the resources and cultivation methods of the world of Naruto and One Piece, and with his talent for hard work, he led the Uchiha tribe to become the eternal overlord. You have practiced the health-preserving exercise, your proficiency level is 1, and your life span is 1 day. Your health-preserving exercises have broken the limit of perfection, and you have had an epiphany and realized the secret of longevity. Your Uchiha Chakra Refining Technique has broken the limit of perfection, and you have an epiphany, realizing the Source Chakra Refining Technique. Your domineering aura broke the limit of perfection, and you suddenly realized the light of the soul. Note : This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate. --------------------------------------------------------- ->This is a translation work, I do not own it. ->Raw: 木叶:重生宇智波的我，双穿海贼 ->Updates 5 days a week (Mon-Fri)

In an unknown tavern on the Grand Line. Passerby A: "Have the results of the vote come out?" Passerby B: "Yes, there are two women tied for the title of the world's most beautiful. One is the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock, and the other is the Bounty Hunter, Thousand Faces Kiana." Kiana flipped the table and shouted angrily, "I'm a man!" ——— I’m merely the translator. the actual author is Nisa Ai.

Growing up, Evelyn had always wanted to be a pirate. But being the only orphan girl of an island, working day in and out with no family to go home to, she was worked to the bone. She was done with living the life she was forced to for the last 19 years. She escapes and and in a storm awakens at the temple of a Siren Goddess. Unaware of a deal stricken with her absent parents and the Siren, she's granted a system. Now back on the island and with the help of a few friends, she's truly free to sail the seas. She soon finds out the sea isn't for the faint of heart as dark forces seem to be lurking in every corner of the planet in pursuit of all Sirens. On a mission to become the greatest pirate to sail the seas of Neptune, now she must seek out and save her Siren sisters. Evelyn is fired up the set the world on fire!

Spinoff of the One Piece world created by Oda. 20 years prior to the main storyline of One Piece, a shipwrecked ragtag crew wash up on the shores of Swallow island. The first saga details the crew's adventures across North Blue, in the hope of getting strong enough to head to the Grand Line to fulfil there deepest desires. As a first time writer, I hope you give the story a chance and enjoy it. Warning: There is profanity and can get pretty dark at times.

Warning! Mature Content Hernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that. >>>>>>> “We could date instead,” Hermia suggested, her voice laced with uncertainty. “I don’t date,” Niklaus replied coldly, his piercing gaze unwavering. Hermia blinked, caught off guard. “So it has to be marriage?” she asked, her tone laced with disbelief. “Yes,” he deadpanned, not a hint of hesitation in his voice. Her frustration bubbled over. “But we don’t even know each other!” she whined, throwing her hands up in exasperation. Niklaus leaned forward, his dark eyes gleaming. “I don’t need to know you, Mia,” he said, his voice dipping into a deep, dangerous tone. “When I can feel you… that’s enough for me.” She inhaled sharply, her heart hammering in her chest. “That’s not enough for me,” she countered, her voice firm but trembling slightly. His expression softened, and his next words wrapped around her like a promise. “I would forever cherish you, adore you, and treat you like the rarest gem. I would never let you shed a single tear of pain.” Her resolve wavered, but she shook her head and pushed back. “We’re not getting married, Shark. Just go.” But instead of leaving, he smirked, leaning back with a confidence that rattled her. “I’ll be waiting.” Hermia groaned, exasperated. “Nik, you’re hardly doing any waiting. You’re all over me! We live together, work together, eat together—you’re always here!” Niklaus’s voice dropped to a whisper, raw and pleading. “Then just keep me forever, Mia.” She froze, his honest, vulnerable eyes piercing through every defense she had built. Her heart quivered as she felt the weight of his words sink in. She didn’t know what to do. >>>>>>>> To the world, Niklaus Hathaway is ruthless—a man who takes what he wants, no matter the cost. But for Hermia, the girl who’s lost everything, he’s something else entirely: her unlikely savior whom she couldn’t blindly trust. He’s ruthless to everyone—except her. Niklaus Hathaway doesn’t date. He doesn’t waste time. He only wants what’s his. When Hermia steps into his life, he makes one thing clear: if she won’t marry him, she’ll work for him. Keeping her close is his only goal, and no amount of gossip, jealousy, or family betrayal will change that. But Hermia’s life isn’t as simple as working for the powerful CEO who’s claimed her as his. With an evil stepsister and manipulative parents determined to ruin her happiness, Hermia must fight for her place in a world that seems determined to push her out. Niklaus declared her his from the beginning—and he’ll stop at nothing to protect her, no matter the cost Love has never been this dangerous.

Pirates, once the unchallenged rulers of the Ten Seas, now cling desperately to survival. Their dominance was shattered by the relentless expansion of the Navar Empire, led by the ruthless Admiral Clea, feared across the waters as the "White Death". Clea will stop at nothing until she hunts down the last pirate captain, a shadowy figure known only as "Greenskull". Meanwhile, 17 years old Ken, living with his mother on his home island now under the Empire's occupation, suffers a tragic event that sets him on a path of revenge, where he unknowingly unleashes the forgotten sails of a dark and ancient curse.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Love is blind as well as it sees clearer than any eye can, it is kind on one side and ruthless on the other it is the best thing to happen to loving heart but the worst nightmare to a broken soul

Jade Thorne was a successful woman in the prime of her life. But her friends and family won't stop hounding her about getting married and finding someone to live the rest of her life with. Well tough, she was happily single. Her perfectly happy life suddenly went off-kilter when a blond and green eyed someone decided to walk back into her life. Five years had passed but those green eyes are still haunting her dreams and are still the star of a few of her fantasies. An online romance that lasted for 8 months that scarred her far more than she would like to admit. But the tension between them continues to rise with every meeting. She theorized that she never got over him because they never got to meet in real life. For the sake of closure, a quick fun fling would get this out of her system. She was sure she would get bored of him and he would be just another lover she’d kiss goodbye after a few months. Or would that way lie another heartbreak?  

"To many stars, too many dreams. The reality is that in front of these things. I'm just a speck of dust " -RM(BTS) 8/4/2030,Kashmir,India "Now my life is set. I got a fine job, a car and I brought a house for my parents. My materialistic dreams come true. I'm happy you know "I said to her. "But what about your first love, Tanisha? He is getting married in 2 month. "Risha to me. This thing broke my heart but he can't be forever because it's a one sided love for him. "I'm happy for him "giving a genuine smile to her l said. ヾ(≧▽≦*)oo==[]::::::::::::::::> 16/6/2031,Dishpoor,Guwahati ,Assam "You are getting married to him, tan "Aunty said to me in a broken voice. But I can't. 14/2/2032 , South Mumbai, Mumbai "Our marriage, it's just a force one. You will never get love and respect form me "He shouted at me. "Than why you agreed for the marriage that time. "I said to him. "Because of my reputation in the society "And then he is gone to that girl who is breaking by marriage which is already broken by one side . "Sahil please don't don't go. " o==[]::::::::::::::::> Two individual who are bond to societies norms are finding their happiness with out breaking any rules. However they don't know that some rules are made to brake.

One minute, she was spiraling out of her scooter, watching in horror as her fried chicken flew into the horizon. The next minute, she was signing the contract to become a mother to his sons while staring into his glacier blue eyes. "The contract is effective as of now" He announced, as he dropped the pen. His brow was lifted challengingly and his voice reverberated around the room, bounced and sent zings of electricity down her spine. She tilted her head to a side, studying him covertly as she smiled menacingly. She was going to make him regret his decision. Let the games begin..!

The story is about how an old man wanted to fly on an airplane all his life, but he still couldn't do it.

Welcome to Asmodeus. An entire class of high school students have been reincarnated after your previous life ended. A mad wizard accidentally opened a portal between their world and this one, destroying their bodies. In an effort to preserve their soul, The God of the world brought them here to Asmodeus, not out of kindness but as a show, a land where magic and war shape destinies. They may choose a path to become a hero, a villain, or remain a passive observer. In 20 years, a tournament will be held to determine the strongest among them, and the victor will be granted a gift, after which they will be reincarnated once more.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Alicia had always despised writing. Her past held secrets that made the thought of putting pen to paper unbearable. Yet, when her school insisted she join the journalism club, she reluctantly agreed, unaware that this decision would change her life forever. An unknown person suddenly entered her life, a person who is a passionate writer and photographer with an eye for detail and a heart full of stories. Their worlds collide in unexpected ways, and what begins as a forced partnership soon blossoms into a powerful bond. Together, they embark on a journey through the lens of a camera and the tip of a fountain pen. But as their connection deepens, the shadows of Alicia's past loom larger. What made her hate writing so much, and will her newfound relationship with this unknown person help her confront her fears? I'll write, for you and for us is a gripping tale of love, secrets, and the power of storytelling. Dive into Alicia's world and discover how two souls, brought together by fate, can rewrite their destinies.

Keira sails across the seas to find her brother who left hom years ago to become a marine. But why is she always being mistaken for a pirate? "I'm clearly not a pirate."

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“Elise…” I called out to her. I wanted to say something but my brain could not form any words to utter. So, her name in my lips lingered and silence enveloped us. I glimpsed at her peaceful face and, as if on cue, my nerves relaxed. I gently touched her cheeks using my thumb then moved to her lips. Everything is probably an understatement of what I am willing to do for her. Beyond everything, that is, if it exists. I moved closer to reach the seat belt and quickly strapped her. I also adjusted my seat and strapped my own. Then, I started the car engine and drove off. My mind wandered off our first meeting. She didn’t appear promising to me when she descended the doorstep of their house. She walks extremely slow and she hangs her head down like a sinner. The cuffs of her long sleeves were constantly pulled to hide her hands. Then, she looked up to meet my gaze. Her eyes were puffy and it was very obvious that she spent an hour, and probably more, crying. Nevertheless, she smiled at me, giving me an access to view her white teeth. She, then, accepted the flowers that I was offering. Her nails were clean and bare, no paint. Then, she muttered her first word to me, “Thank you.” After that, she went inside.

When Bastion ran away from home at sixteen he thought he’d never care for anyone ever again, that is until he found a mysterious lamp on an unsuccessful day of treasure hunting. It soon turns out that this is no ordinary lamp but a vessel for Idriah, a powerful female jinn- a genie. Can Bastion face his feelings for her? Can he keep her from the clutches of the rest of the crew?

Pirate Time tell a story about young woman that her name is Anne Louise at middle year 1710, in Bahamas. She met with a young man that his name is Jack Pearl. Jack Pearl helped Anne from bad peoples and Jack Pearl is a Captain from pirate that his crew's name are Revenge and his ship's name is Diamond Dash. Anne's life been changed that time.

Undying, this fierce storm, Rain falls down, cold, not warm. The silent prayers of those who die, Now echo nothing, but a cry, Those who've wronged him, fallen now, To murder killers, this his final vow.

Kaira was wronged. And she's ready to get revenge for all their actions.