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What would you risk to transform your ordinary life into an extraordinary one? Rayan Kelvin is stuck in the monotony of corporate drudgery, working endless hours for a paycheck that doesn’t feed his soul. Fired from his job and abandoned by the love of his life, he faces a breaking point. Instead of giving in, Rayan takes a leap of faith, driven by ambition and an audacious dream to reshape his destiny. From a small apartment to the helm of Neural Nexus, a groundbreaking AI company, Rayan battles betrayal, sabotage, and fierce competition. Along the way, he navigates tense partnerships, global expansion, and the complexities of success—all while seeking to prove to himself and the world that greatness lies in resilience and innovation. "From Office to Riches" is a gripping novel of ambition, betrayal, and redemption. It’s a story about chasing dreams, making sacrifices, and discovering what truly matters when the allure of success begins to overshadow everything else. Perfect for readers who love stories of triumph and turmoil in the corporate world, "From Office to Riches" will leave you questioning: How far would you go to turn your dreams into reality?

What would you do if, on your deathbed, you were offered one last game? Would you choose a grand adventure? A tale of romance? A world to rule? Kayle made his choice—an adult game. A game he never got to experience in his first life. But instead of indulgence, he wakes up at rock bottom—a lowly servant boy in a crumbling brothel, trapped in a city on the brink of ruin. His goal remains the same: to enjoy the story he never got to play. Unfortunately, his very existence is already rewriting it. One day while walking through the streets of the capital city's slums, everyone suddenly bowed down to me. "Greetings! Godfather!" **** Disclaimer 1. "Is this a harem?" A common question from my previous novel, so I'll address it upfront. No, it is not. At least, not in the traditional sense. He'll have relationships with many girls, but most of them will be a fling. There will only be one final heroine. 3. If you decide to give my novel a try, first, thank you! Second, I would love if you could leave a few comments or a review. The feedback and confirmation that people are reading my book helps to keep me writing. 4. There is no smut in my book. I repeat, there is NO SMUT in my book. I know the title can be misleading, but I assure you, there is no smut in my book. (Important things should be repeated three times.) 5. I'm currently working on fixing my update schedule, but it should be sorted by March and will most likely be 3-4 chapters a week.

For millennia, he has walked unseen, a shadow in history’s wake. Cain. The First Murderer. The Forsaken. Cursed with immortality, burdened by the Mark that even gods fear, he has watched empires rise and fall, his bloodline shaping the creatures that lurk in the dark—vampires, witches, werewolves, and more. But now, he is just Karan Malhotra—a devoted husband, a loving father, a man who has built a quiet life in India, far from the horrors of his past. His family knows nothing of the monster that legend whispers about. And he intends to keep it that way. Until the call comes. An unearthed secret. A disturbance in the supernatural world. A power tied to his cursed blood. Every faction—vampires, hunters, demons, and even divine beings—wants it. And they all want him back. Forced to return to Los Angeles, Cain is thrust into a war of his own making, where his long-lost descendants, old enemies, and ancient forces are converging. Some worship him. Some want him dead. And some seek to unlock the final secret of his curse. Now, as the past collides with the present, Cain must fight to protect the only thing that has ever mattered—his family. But to do so, he may have to become the very legend he fears… Because in a world ruled by his blood, the First Monster is still the strongest.

Syn, a dedicated guard in service to the ninth-in-line princess of a vast space station called "kingdom", finds his life turned upside down when their ship is suddenly attacked by space pirates. Amid the chaos, Syn is shocked to discover that the leader of the pirates is someone from his past—a person he knows all too well. # Has femdom elements.

jannie a very hardworking girl is determined to transform her family life after finishing her education. She gets a scholarship to a national school and there meets her love Jayden life runs smooth until they went to university and separate ways. Jayden went abroad but for Jannie went back to her village to study medicine in a small collage. Jannie sat on his lap and slowly started to move her hips in a circular motion, applying more pressure.Jayden called in a very serious tone" Jannie " she acted normal and said ," yes'. The heat from her body was making him loose his self control, and within a blink of an eye he carried her to the bedroom. After closing the bedroom door he pinned her hand above her head and started kissing her softly and with time it got world. Jannie could see Jayden bulge and they were ready to explore each other world. This is memory Jannie is recalling while breast feeding her five months daughter . Will fate lead her and Jayden??!

For as long as Leah can remember, Brian has been her anchor—her best friend, her safe place, her everything. Through late-night beach talks, whispered dreams, and a lifetime of memories, they’ve always had each other. But one summer night changes everything. Brian leaves with no goodbye, no text. NOTHING. Heartbroken and confused, Leah is left with nothing but unanswered questions and a phone that will never ring. Why did he leave? Why didn’t he tell her? And most painful of all—was she not worth a goodbye? As the summer heat fades, Leah is forced to confront the truth: sometimes, the people we love the most leave without warning. But what if this isn’t the end of their story?

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When Bastion ran away from home at sixteen he thought he’d never care for anyone ever again, that is until he found a mysterious lamp on an unsuccessful day of treasure hunting. It soon turns out that this is no ordinary lamp but a vessel for Idriah, a powerful female jinn- a genie. Can Bastion face his feelings for her? Can he keep her from the clutches of the rest of the crew?

Tony, a college sophomore struggling with academics and loneliness, returns home for Thanksgiving. Since his father’s passing, home has felt emptier than ever, and the holiday is no exception—it’s just him and his mother, Natasha. What starts as a simple family dinner soon turns into a night of unexpected tension when Tony begins to notice things about his mother he never did before. The quiet house, the subtle glances, and the strange dreams that follow begin to stir something deep inside him—something forbidden, something he shouldn't feel. As the boundaries of his emotions blur, Tony is forced to question his own desires and confront the unspoken secrets between him and Natasha. Will he suppress his thoughts and move on, or will this Thanksgiving become the turning point of a relationship that was never meant to change?

As Ming Yue began her overtime shift, everything went dark. The next thing she knew, she found herself in a strange, unfamiliar place. "Ahhhhhhh!! Where in the nine heavens am I?!" In the next second, foreign memories rushed into her mind... 'Wait… after reading all those fake daughter novels, have I become one of them?!' But there was good news: at a young age, she could live a life of luxury! Unfortunately... she had reached adulthood and the real daughter was already back at this time!! Thankfully, she had the assistance of "Gossip System #007", allowing her to live freely... or so she believes. But... Where did these clingy, overbearing brothers and overly doting parents come from?? With an adorable big sister to boot!! Her siblings' obsession with her? Totally unexpected. Their constant attention? A bit too much. But hey, at least her life is never boring! Clingy brothers, doting parents, adorable big sister: "...What can we do but be close to you to eat the latest melons!!" Ahem, lil sis, you're just too cute to leave alone! Cute lil sis who is actually a martial master: "..." And somewhere in the background, the forgotten male lead speechlessly sighs: "..." Do I have no value at all? ====== Warning: Do not enter if you dislike "real romance" and only want a strong FL that goes weak in the knees at the sight of ML! That's never gonna happen in my novel! ++++++ A/N: Hehe~ I'm writing this for fun and coz I want a break from this darbed college!! i am not crying, you are!! Anyways, please support it to the fullest!! Ps: Cover is not mine, the owner can contact me via discord! Join the Discord server for upate notifications and more: https://discord.com/invite/Qb86VeyvzP (You need to copy paste the link to your browser.)

Love is blind as well as it sees clearer than any eye can, it is kind on one side and ruthless on the other it is the best thing to happen to loving heart but the worst nightmare to a broken soul

Warning! Mature Content Hernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that. >>>>>>> “We could date instead,” Hermia suggested, her voice laced with uncertainty. “I don’t date,” Niklaus replied coldly, his piercing gaze unwavering. Hermia blinked, caught off guard. “So it has to be marriage?” she asked, her tone laced with disbelief. “Yes,” he deadpanned, not a hint of hesitation in his voice. Her frustration bubbled over. “But we don’t even know each other!” she whined, throwing her hands up in exasperation. Niklaus leaned forward, his dark eyes gleaming. “I don’t need to know you, Mia,” he said, his voice dipping into a deep, dangerous tone. “When I can feel you… that’s enough for me.” She inhaled sharply, her heart hammering in her chest. “That’s not enough for me,” she countered, her voice firm but trembling slightly. His expression softened, and his next words wrapped around her like a promise. “I would forever cherish you, adore you, and treat you like the rarest gem. I would never let you shed a single tear of pain.” Her resolve wavered, but she shook her head and pushed back. “We’re not getting married, Shark. Just go.” But instead of leaving, he smirked, leaning back with a confidence that rattled her. “I’ll be waiting.” Hermia groaned, exasperated. “Nik, you’re hardly doing any waiting. You’re all over me! We live together, work together, eat together—you’re always here!” Niklaus’s voice dropped to a whisper, raw and pleading. “Then just keep me forever, Mia.” She froze, his honest, vulnerable eyes piercing through every defense she had built. Her heart quivered as she felt the weight of his words sink in. She didn’t know what to do. >>>>>>>> To the world, Niklaus Hathaway is ruthless—a man who takes what he wants, no matter the cost. But for Hermia, the girl who’s lost everything, he’s something else entirely: her unlikely savior whom she couldn’t blindly trust. He’s ruthless to everyone—except her. Niklaus Hathaway doesn’t date. He doesn’t waste time. He only wants what’s his. When Hermia steps into his life, he makes one thing clear: if she won’t marry him, she’ll work for him. Keeping her close is his only goal, and no amount of gossip, jealousy, or family betrayal will change that. But Hermia’s life isn’t as simple as working for the powerful CEO who’s claimed her as his. With an evil stepsister and manipulative parents determined to ruin her happiness, Hermia must fight for her place in a world that seems determined to push her out. Niklaus declared her his from the beginning—and he’ll stop at nothing to protect her, no matter the cost Love has never been this dangerous.

Growing up, Evelyn had always wanted to be a pirate. But being the only orphan girl of an island, working day in and out with no family to go home to, she was worked to the bone. She was done with living the life she was forced to for the last 19 years. She escapes and and in a storm awakens at the temple of a Siren Goddess. Unaware of a deal stricken with her absent parents and the Siren, she's granted a system. Now back on the island and with the help of a few friends, she's truly free to sail the seas. She soon finds out the sea isn't for the faint of heart as dark forces seem to be lurking in every corner of the planet in pursuit of all Sirens. On a mission to become the greatest pirate to sail the seas of Neptune, now she must seek out and save her Siren sisters. Evelyn is fired up the set the world on fire!

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Cigarette smoke curls in the stagnant air, the dim glow of a dying bulb casting twisted shadows against the walls littered with half-torn articles and red-thread connections. Somewhere between the ink-stained papers and the scattered pills, a man sits—silent, unmoving, staring blankly at a stuffed monkey in a clown suit. A detective, they call him. A man of justice, a solver of mysteries. But behind the applause and empty praises, behind the sharp smiles and hollow congratulations, he is nothing but a walking contradiction—one hand holding a case file, the other exchanging cash for little plastic sachets. His mind is a labyrinth of voices, whispers that coil around his thoughts like suffocating vines. His brother grins at him from the corners of his vision, eyes glinting with the truth he refuses to face. His father’s voice is gentle, forgiving—too forgiving. Too much for a man who doesn’t deserve it. Each pill swallowed is another step into the illusion, another moment of stolen happiness before the weight of reality drags him under. He walks the city streets, drowning in faces that admire him, loathe him, see him as something he is not. He is both a hero and a villain, a detective and a criminal, a man trying to outrun the past while shackled to its corpse. And at the end of the night, when the echoes of the world fall away, all that remains is the darkness, the whispers, and the suffocating truth—he can never escape them.

** Warning!?! MATURE CONTENT!!!** One of the fiercest pirates on the sea , the legendary captain Thorne can raid a ship and wield a sword with the best. Woe awaits any man who desires to get past the tempered steel to the woman holding it. Lynnette Blackthorne a. k . a Captain Thorne sails the high seas with only one goal in mind: Vengeance against the man who murdered her sister. Nothing will stand in her way especially not a silver eyed rogue with the power to make her tremble and lose her wits to the madness of passion. ******** Everything that matters to Captain Bradley, his ship his business, his future has been stolen away by this beautiful buccaneer now holding him for ransom. His desire to kiss that smug look off her face is rivaled only by his determination to beat her at her own game. He's never encountered a threat he hasn't conquered, and no half-sized Pirate wench is going to break his record of victory.

Innocence was never meant for the addictive…  Addiction was something Krit Corbin accepted as part of his nature a long time ago. He decided to embrace it and flip his finger at the rules. Women had always been the number one thing on his list of addictions. He couldn’t get enough. Being the lead singer in a rock band had only made access to his favorite addiction that much easier. Being alone was the only thing Blythe Denton understood. The small town minister’s family that raised her hadn’t accepted her as their own. The minister’s wife had always made sure Blythe understood just how unworthy she was of love. When Blythe is sent away to college and given a chance to finally be free of living as an unwanted burden, she looks forward to having peace in her life. Being alone isn’t something that bothers her. She escapes reality in the stories she writes. However, the ridiculously sexy tattooed guy who keeps throwing parties in the apartment above hers is driving her crazy. For starters, he doesn’t treat her like she would expect a guy with a different woman always hanging on his arm to treat someone as uninteresting as her. She looks nothing like the gorgeous women she sees parading in and out of his apartment, but for some strange reason he keeps showing up at her door. During a party at his apartment, Krit’s new neighbor comes to the door with her long brown hair pulled up in a messy knot and a pair of glasses perched on her cute little nose. She wants him to turn down the music, but he convinces her to stay. Krit Corbin may have just found his biggest addiction yet. And Blythe Denton realizes too late that she’s finally been claimed. by Abbi Glines

Banished after a failed seizure of power, Prince Kael is transformed physically and mentally, becoming the ruthless leader of a band of space pirates who ravage planets, but with a peculiar rule: don't touch women. His life takes an unexpected turn when he contracts a strange parasitic disease that threatens to erase his memory. In a desperate attempt to save himself, he steals an advanced AI, a conscious, invisible being, which becomes his assistant. Awakening after the installation, Kael discovers a new personality, total amnesia and a relentless pursuit by the space police. The AI reveals its origin: it was stolen from its place of creation. Now, Kael must confront her past, her enemies and the threat of her own mind as she unravels the mystery of her former identity and the purpose of her life. Spanish: Desterrado tras una fallida toma de poder, el príncipe Kael se transforma física y mentalmente, convirtiéndose en el despiadado líder de una banda de piratas espaciales que arrasan planetas, pero con una peculiar regla: no tocar a las mujeres. Su vida da un giro inesperado cuando contrae una extraña enfermedad parasitaria que amenaza con borrarle la memoria. En un desesperado intento por salvarse, roba una avanzada IA, un ser consciente e invisible, que se convierte en su asistente. Al despertar tras la instalación, Kael descubre una nueva personalidad, una amnesia total y una persecución implacable por parte de la policía espacial. La IA revela su origen: fue robada de su lugar de creación. Ahora, Kael debe enfrentarse a su pasado, a sus enemigos y a la amenaza de su propia mente, mientras desentraña el misterio de su antigua identidad y el propósito de su vida.

A lazy man drowns to death because of a random GOD's single drop of urine choose to be reincarnated in the One piece world as compensation with 3 wishes... how can he survive the world full of dangers? and what kind of adventures awaits him? AN. I don't own anything in one piece except for the mc.. this is my first time writing so please be merciful with me just writing for fun. English is not my native language

Sailing far and wide in the turbulent waves. Drinking and laughing amid the fire. This is the hymn of pirates! Tonk had a pirate system in his head after realizing he was in a different universe. He could assemble tuna death squads, buy ghost ships, install magic cannons, and recruit elf sailors via the system. This is the age of great sailing in another world. The sailboats invented by dwarves have become tools for conquering the sea. The hot weapons invented by goblins have changed the way of war. The arrival of Tonk has added a rich color to the history book of the other world. Those who conquer the land are Kings, and those who conquer the sea are Legends!

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Aero Skyhart, the son of a legendary adventurer, embarks on a dangerous journey across the vast seas to uncover the truth about his father’s mysterious disappearance and to find the fabled treasure known as Pirate—a prize said to hold the power to alter the course of history. Guided by an ancient map and a deep sense of justice, Aero sets sail alone on his modest ship, The Soaring Eagle, with only the wind as his companion. Along the way, he discovers a world teeming with hidden dangers—ruthless pirates, powerful factions, and the ever-watchful eye of the World Government, determined to maintain its oppressive reign. As Aero sails deeper into the Grand Line, he encounters a cast of unique and dangerous individuals: pirate crews, secret organizations, and mysterious allies. Among them is Captain Rainer Stormsoul, a charismatic and enigmatic pirate who becomes both an adversary and an unexpected ally. Aero soon learns that the journey to find Pirate is far more complicated than he ever imagined. He must not only confront the treacherous sea but also face the dark forces of the Cipher Pol—the shadowy agents of the World Government who will stop at nothing to silence anyone who threatens their control. With each island he visits and each battle he faces, Aero’s resolve grows stronger. Alongside him is the burning desire for freedom—a freedom that transcends the physical chains of the World Government and reaches into the very heart of the world’s greatest mysteries. Will Aero unlock the secrets of Pirate and bring about the change his father dreamed of? Or will he be consumed by the dark forces trying to keep the truth buried?

In an unknown tavern on the Grand Line. Passerby A: "Have the results of the vote come out?" Passerby B: "Yes, there are two women tied for the title of the world's most beautiful. One is the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock, and the other is the Bounty Hunter, Thousand Faces Kiana." Kiana flipped the table and shouted angrily, "I'm a man!" ——— I’m merely the translator. the actual author is Nisa Ai.

[Warning : This book contains Mature content ] 'You never know when you fall for the most unexpected person, in the most unexpected way. ' What would you do if you suddenly married to a cruel but handsome Vampire King? Shy away? Fear away? But our princess here planned to scare him to be docile to her! "Hah! you cruel King, if you want to hurt me in any way thinking that now you are my husband, DREAM ON! " But what she didn't know is, he will rather skin himself alive than to even think about hurting her. . . . . And here starts the sweet love story of Princess Eiana and King Darius. But wait! What Is our king hinging there? Why does it smell of mystery?! . . ... King Darius of Veleris, do you take Princess Eiana of Cenia, to be your wedded wife, to have and hold from this day onwards, for better and for worse, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish her till death do you apart."  Darius looked straight into Eiana's blue eyes and smiled, then said , " Yes, I do. Even after death does us apart. "  And that was it. Eiana froze.

Spinoff of the One Piece world created by Oda. 20 years prior to the main storyline of One Piece, a shipwrecked ragtag crew wash up on the shores of Swallow island. The first saga details the crew's adventures across North Blue, in the hope of getting strong enough to head to the Grand Line to fulfil there deepest desires. As a first time writer, I hope you give the story a chance and enjoy it. Warning: There is profanity and can get pretty dark at times.