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Will a betrayed and murdered ancient vampire be able to come back to life and take revenge on those who betrayed him? Will he be able to rebuild his clan and impose his sense of justice in a modern and corrupt world? Will he be able to find allies to support all his plans in a terrible spiral of blood, sex and violence. Only fate will be able to tell if the vampire who has returned from the ashes of time will be able to face all the enemies, the betrayals, the love and his own lust that consumes him.

Dying and being reincarnated into a video game is difficult but trying to survive with only one spell is even more difficult. However, he's never been one to give up, well at least not without a fight. What else does he have going on anyway.

some sort stories of taboo This story is a complete work of fiction; any resemblance to anyone, alive or dead is pure coincidence. All of the characters in this story are 18 years and older.

With worlds merging together, people were sent to other worlds called Travelers. It's finally my turn! But what I really want is a girlfriend! Why did my other selves succeed? Some even have a threesome relationship! But I'm still alone... [Crying.jpg] (For information I don't plan on stopping my other story at all.)

16 years have passed since I was born as Allen, the eldest son of an earl in this world, while still retaining my memories of the present world. This world is peaceful and a stable society. The only extraordinary thing is that I was reincarnated into a world that is lenient on the existence of concubines. I selected a silver-haired maid as a sex slave and second wife candidate from among 10 candidates after a strict fellatio practical exam. I then lived an erotic life at home and at school as an attendant, but my reincarnated life is so fulfilling that I'm worried it will explode, as my busty childhood friend, a noble girl who was unsuccessful, ran for the third wife candidate, and my stepmother, who was my virgin partner, was sold off.

[ Mature R-18 ] Max was living an ordinary life on Earth when he suddenly woke up in the body of someone else. Before he could understand what was happening, a System began installing itself within him, offering the promise of growth and strength. But life took another unexpected turn. Max, along with a group of people from this new world, was transported yet again—to a realm where magic thrives and monsters roam. When Max and countless others are mysteriously transported to a perilous new world, survival becomes their only goal. Unlike their old lives, this world operates under strange, game-like mechanics—monsters roam the lands, talents determine strength, and hidden rules shape their fate. With his unique system and SSS-rank Talent, Max gains an edge, but survival isn’t guaranteed. Teaming up with Amara and Lila—who wield supportive buffs and recovery abilities—they fight to carve a path forward while uncovering the world’s secrets. Special Tags: Sex, Harem, Group Sex.

"What, how the hell did I get here?" Vorden a normal 20 year old guy in an urban world gets trapped in a video game. He goes through trying times, life and death battles in the hope that he can make it back to is world. Don't miss out on the most eventful Urban Fantasy story with twists and turns, with friends and foes, and with love and hate.

James was a hustler who'd succeeded in retiring early, only for the pandemic to ruin all of his plans. He spent two years locked up inside playing video games and watching movies, only to be spiritually abducted just as the situation started improving. Now his name is Jin and he's a part of the Illusion Room Sect. A cultivation sect that creates scenarios for combat-focused cultivators to hone their skills. In other words, fully immersive video games. Will the gaming knowledge of his past life help him succeed in such a cut-throat world? Will he manage to break his two-year pandemic induced dry-spell? And most importantly, will he ever manage to surpass the rank of cannon fodder?

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Seeing this, the young migrant worker laughed even crazier and pushed me towards my mother. I couldn't help leaning forward and fell on my mother's soft body. Fortunately, I supported myself with my elbow in time and didn't press her. "Let's start! I'll let your son fuck you. You won't call the police, right?" After the young migrant worker finished speaking, his eyes revealed a fierce look. He pressed my head with one hand, moved the dagger, and pretended to cut my neck. "Stop!" My mother screamed. In the empty floors, even in the wasteland near the unfinished building, the sound echoed continuously, and it was particularly shrill when listened carefully. The young migrant worker sneered at my mother. But my mother could only bite her silver teeth and glared at him with fire in her eyes. After taking a few deep breaths to adjust herself, she asked coldly: "I agree to your request, but you must abide by the agreement."

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Erin Shadowglow, a reincarnated soul, finds herself trapped in the world of Elyria, a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG). With no memory of her past life, Erin must navigate this new reality, learning the rules of the game and uncovering the secrets of Elyria. As Erin embarks on a journey to discover her purpose in this virtual world, she encounters a mysterious guide named Lyra, who reveals that Erin has a crucial role to play in the fate of Elyria. With Lyra's guidance, Erin begins to uncover the secrets of Elyria, including the ancient magic that flows through the Heartwood Tree. As Erin delves deeper into the mysteries of this virtual world, she must confront the challenges and dangers that lie ahead, all while navigating the blurred lines between reality and illusion. Genre: Fantasy, Adventure, Science Fiction

Amid a joyous Christmas celebration, friends Jayson and Nikolai along with their workmates, find themselves in the middle of a storm. Jayson woke up inside his friend's video game, which he soon found out was with him in a cell next to his. They were rescued by Malik, and joined the Imperial Legion, reuniting them with familiar faces, their co-workers and boss: Francis, Nica, and Oscar. Together, they find out that they shared the same last memory, and discover they've been transported to Skyrim in different times. Under the guidance of Oscar and Francis, Jayson and Nikolai venture on exhilarating adventures led by Malik. The Civil War looms, testing Malik's loyalty when Olly, a friend of Malik, and a Dragonborn, enters the scene. A tragic confrontation ensues, resulting in Malik and Oscar's demise and Olly's sudden departure after succeeding in eliminating General Tullius. In the cold landscape of Winterhold. Porcia sends Glenn, Maricar, and Erica on a quest to Pyeath Shadowthorn, unveiling Olly's emotional turmoil. Meanwhile, the mischievous Sheogorath weaves chaos for his amusement. A new vampire lord emerges, thanks to Sheogorath. Sheogorath unites Miraak and the vampire lord. The group of Jayson, Pyeath, and Olly himself embarks on a quest to unravel the truth, guided by the Elder Scroll of Ethereal Harmony. At the iconic 7,000 steps, tensions escalate between Olly and the groups of Pyeath and Jayson. Sheogorath soon reveals his orchestrations, warning of an imminent uprising by Miraak and the new Vampire Lord. In response, the "Frost Fall Alliance" is born, uniting the group against the looming war in Skyrim. They face challenges, mysteries, and internal conflicts, striving to maintain harmony amidst the chaos.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

"My life is shit, sorrounded by fornicators, bitches and many crazy gigs our there, yes I am.. ..... Lexa the most famous bitch in L.A I always admire sex as I have already sex with Rich men,..... poor men..... Barbers,..... tattooed guys,..... Cute boys,...... Black boys,...... Rockstars,...... College boys,...... Farmers,...... Sugar Daddies,..... Married men,... Ghetto boys... And so much more. In life sex is my first priority, I'm addicted but actually I'm not alone... I have four chicks with me I met them all during sex, two of them in foursome and other in Lesbians.... Now we all live together spreading the sex pleasure to the society as we are known to be Mistresses of Sex'

The excitement was running wild among everyone as it was The System Ceremony, where each individual is infused with their systems. Jacob, an ordinary guy was no different. To his joy, he got the system where points are gained by doing perverted tasks and indulging in sexual activities: The Sex Beast System. Well, that joy lasted for mere seconds before he noticed the other specifications of this system... which made him almost faint with shock. What Jacob thought to be a broken system at first, tuned out be something entirely different from even his wildest imagination possible... and completely changed his entire life. ___________________ Note: Hello! I am the original author, Roeselawik. My main account was having some problems, especially regarding SBS, so I decided to upload the story again. This is the re-edited version and I corrected as many grammatical mistakes as I could find. There are some slight changes as well, but the story is the same as before. Enjoy! Tags: System, Harem, Explicit sex scenes, Perverted protagonist, Netori, Elves, Devils, Beastkin, Dragons, Dwarves, Beautiful women, Big breasts, First-time Intercourse, Anal, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Weak to strong MC, etc. Donate to help me continue writing and also get access to advance chapters:- https://www.patreon.com/Roeselawik Join my discord for updates:- https://discord.gg/2CD5R2R Thank you for supporting me!

Alisa is a hardworking human, despite being born as a woman, she was a respectable commander in her work as a military, but sadly she lost her life during a mission that resulted for her to get reincarnated inside a RPG-open world type video game she onced played back in the days when she was a highschool student. She was reincarnated as Marysville Everleigh Grace, a total side character inside the game. later on after reincarnation, it took her a whole 14 years of her new life to realize that she was reincarnated in a game she onced played. realizing this made her change her way of life. Watch Marysville as she tries to alter her new world, and make a story of her own.

When Persephone Athena James first met Bodhi Patrick O'Neill, a bond formed between them. As time passed and they grew, a love formed between them. When the future became the present, their secrets divided them. What secrets are they hiding and can the truth lead them back together?

[Mature content—Read at your own risk, be careful. It's highly recommend] Meet Lena Candice Marshall, the most innocent girl in this world from Russian descent. Beautiful. Doctor. With delicious ass. Her life was so simple and decided. She was locked inside her dad's rules, regulations, and policies. Like a bird inside a cage. Always following her dad what's her dad wanted. She was at school and at home all the time. Had a babysitter with her until college. When she had her school's free time, she read educational books like daddy wants to learn more-not even let her read magazines. Only educational books. When she was in college, daddy was coming to pick her up. And she listened-as she believed that's what good daughters do, right? Listen to their parents. And as expected, she didn't deal with these words-Love...Feelings...Jealousy... Emotion...Lust...Desire. In a word, she didn't know anything about the opposite sex. Meet Ace Jordan Steele, the most handsome CEO in Downtown in New York. All the woman and even his secretory lusting over his body. Hell yeah! He didn't f***ing care. But he could any woman in his bed he f****ing wants. He always wanted to be alone and didn't want to be disturbed. Wanted to be getting rich instead of stalking play around. And the top of this, he won't shoot Spaniard and Russian girls because of the death of his mother-sister-that he will never forget in his life. He can't tolerate any girl from Spanish and Russian descent. Lena Candice Marshall. Ace Jordan Steele. What will happen when their paths cross? Lusting over Lena Candice will not good for Jordan Steele's health. Can Jordan Steele stop his erection from every time Lena's near? If he can't control his massive erection, disaster will strike in the name of desire and lust. And how will she accept these new feelings? And what about betrayed?

"Let me ruin you more than the drugs ever can" Los Angeles, California the city of angels, expect a dark prince rules it Zane parson who is a self made Billionaire, wears a tailored suit and calls it "casual wear", and prick, has one mission to live. He's almost turning 30 in one year exactly, before he has to announce his arranged marriage, to a airhead at the end of the year Meets Alice, a carefree pothead, who is a nyctophilia, always biting her nails, and doing a sexy gulp when she's scared, she's the only angel in Los Angeles, Alice only has one mission too though, forget. even though they met in the dark, can Zane save his fallen angel and bring her the light? or will it be too late

A young man ventures into the city alone, works in a company full of beautiful women, struggles and writes a legend of entrepreneurship. Well, a story about a man with no money and power "bullies" a group of young, beautiful, charming, gentle, skilled, dignified, beautiful and kind women...

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.