Jokes Romantis

He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!

In a one-sided marriage that lasted several years, Shen Heyu made herself the butt of a joke. On the day of the divorce at the civil affairs bureau, Pei Yansi scorned her coldly: 'Shen Heyu, I'll wait for you to come back and beg me!' But once she disappeared for good, the man regretted it. He pursued her relentlessly, entangled her day and night, even kneeling before her begging to get back together. Shen Heyu was somewhat speechless, 'Pei Yansi, can't you act like a human?' Pei Yansi's lips curved slightly, 'Not acting human is fine too, being a loyal dog isn’t so bad.'

[PERINGATAN: KONTEN DEWASA] "Aku mencintaimu, meskipun ada tanda bahaya." ____ Abigail yang terlindungi dan polos menderita penyakit terminal. Dia tahu ia akan segera meninggal, jadi sebelum ia meninggal, ia ingin memenuhi satu-satunya keinginannya - untuk jatuh cinta. Dia ingin merasakan bagaimana rasanya mencintai seseorang secara romantis. Namun, dengan satu syarat aneh - ia ingin seorang pria yang tidak akan jatuh cinta kepadanya karena dia tidak ingin dia menderita ketika dia telah tiada. Dia bertemu dengan Alexander Qinn, pria yang dingin hati dan misterius. Dia memperingatkannya dari awal bahwa dia tidak menjalin cinta dan bahwa dia berbahaya. Namun itu yang menjadikan dia pria yang sempurna untuk Abigail. Dia adalah tipe pria yang dia cari. Alexander akan mengajarkan Abigail yang polos tentang jenis kenikmatan yang ia kenal, sementara Abigail akan menunjukkan kepadanya kegembiraan dari melakukan hal-hal sederhana dalam kehidupan. Dunia mereka yang sangat berbeda bertabrakan, penyakit Abi dan misteri-misteri tentang Alexander akan perlahan terungkap. Dapatkah Abigail menghadapi jenis neraka miliknya? Dapatkah Alexander menangani cahayanya? ___ VOLUME 1 [CERITA UTAMA] - STATUS: SELESAI Kisah seorang gadis yang menderita penyakit terminal dan seorang pria tanpa hati. ____ VOLUME 2 [CERITA SAMPINGAN] - STATUS: SELESAI Kisah seorang pangeran vampir dan gadis manusia yang galak dan kaya raya. ____ VOLUME 3 [CERITA SAMPINGAN] - STATUS: SELESAI Kisah cinta tak berbalas penyihir kuno. ____ VOLUME 4 [CERITA SAMPINGAN] - STATUS: SELESAI Kisah seorang hantu dan pangeran vampir. #dari-musuh-jadi-kekasih ____ Cover adalah milik saya jadi jangan menggunakannya. Akun Instagram: kazzenlx.x Halaman facebook: author_kazzenlx Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UGTA3A4

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!! ——— ——— ——— Read My Review Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Ezra Vale, a high school otaku with a love for FPS games and a knack for cracking jokes, never imagined his gaming skills would amount to anything—until he and his classmates, along with their strict but kind teacher, are suddenly summoned to a fantasy world! Among them is his best friend, Arisa Tachibana, the school’s popular girl. Sweet and charming on the outside, but if you push the wrong buttons—her terrifying tsundere side emerges. Summoned by a desperate kingdom under siege, they are each granted unique blessings. While his classmates receive traditional warrior and mage abilities, Yuuto is bestowed the title of Magic Gunslinger, a rare gift allowing him to conjure and wield mystical firearms with unlimited ammunition. His seemingly overpowered skill catches the attention of the royal family, who plead for their aid in stopping the rising Demon King. As Yuuto embarks on his adventure, he finds himself forming unlikely friendships, battling formidable enemies, and even drawing the attention of powerful warriors and noble beauties. With a pistol in one hand and a joke on his lips, Yuuto is ready to prove that even an otaku with a love for shooting games can become a legendary hero! But with demons lurking in the shadows and secrets about their summoning yet to be uncovered, will Yuuto and his friends survive the trials ahead? Magic. Guns. Action. Tsundere rage. The ultimate isekai adventure begins!

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a DnD campaign between good friends.

Rio hidup dalam keluarga yang… yah, kalau dibilang unik, itu masih terlalu halus. Ibunya, Sherli, adalah mantan pembunuh antar dimensi yang sekarang lebih sibuk memasak dan mengomeli anak-anaknya daripada membantai entitas kosmik. Ayahnya, Kelvin, dulu seorang dewa maha kuasa yang bisa menghapus realitas sesuka hati, tapi turun tahta hanya karena jatuh cinta pada Sherli (romantis? Lebih ke gila sih). Kakaknya, Tia, seorang penjelajah waktu yang—ironisnya—terbunuh karena mencoba membunuh ibu mereka sendiri. Sementara itu, adiknya, Lia, dulu pernah menghancurkan seluruh multiverse cuma gara-gara dihina. Dan Rio? Dia hanyalah manusia biasa. Tanpa kekuatan super, tanpa kemampuan mengendalikan waktu, dan tanpa pengalaman menghancurkan alam semesta. Cuma seorang remaja yang ingin menjalani kehidupan normal… meskipun itu mustahil di keluarga macam ini. Bagaimana rasanya hidup sebagai satu-satunya orang waras di antara orang-orang yang bisa menghancurkan eksistensi sesuka hati? Rio akan segera mengetahuinya—dengan cara yang sangat tidak menyenangkan.

[WSA-2025-ENTRY] "Why? Just why?" "Why did I became this guy?" That was the first thing I said when I see myself on the mirrors reflection. Lucien Drelmont. A bottom-tier instructor at Noctis Ardentis Academy. A joke of a character. A corrupt, talentless noble despised by both students and faculty. He was one of the early game villain, that was destined to die, a stepping stone for the protagonist, a scapegoat for the Academy, no matter what way the game is played his death was destined. And now I need to survive as him, in this hellish academy. _____________________ [No Harem] [No Romance] [No NTR&Yuri] 2-4 chapter per day

In the world to come, making oneself at home in a virtual realm has woven itself into the fabric of the daily grind. Online games flourishing within this digital hinterland have caught on like wildfire. It's a rare soul who hasn't caught a whisper about the mighty and their terrestrial habits and hedonism. Yet now, as life in the virtual sphere - especially within these burgeoning games - gains momentum, new titans rise within this electronic escapade. One wonders, do their existences diverge from those ensconced in real-world influence? Watch the journey of our protagonist who, through a gauntlet of trials and time, has eased into a leisurely existence as one of the esteemed five lord atop a thriving metropolis, in a community of a billion players. Though obstacles and thorns of various kinds laid in his path, he overcame them all. *** The original is in Thai, and as the writer of the original, I attempted to translate it as closely as possible. I use AI to help with the initial translation and then revise it one more time, but I only managed to achieve about 80% of what I expected. Not to mention grammar, just trying to translate jokes, idioms, proverbs, etc. so that foreigners can understand is very difficult.

I once believed I was the heroine of a modern fairytale, blessed with beauty, wealth, intelligence, and a powerful legacy. Men adored me, women envied me, and I was engaged to the most desirable man, Cole Fay. My life seemed perfect, a dream where I held the starring role. But on my eighteenth birthday, that illusion crumbled. The truth hit me hard: I wasn't the protagonist, nor even the villain or a side character. I was just cannon fodder, a disposable part of someone else's story. But when fate recognized the cruel joke of my life, I was granted a second chance. This time, I'll write my own story, living for myself. And this time . . . I will never love you again.

Xie Long couldn't be unluckier than anyone. Fate played a cruel joke on him as he was found with no ability to cultivate. Calamity struck his family when he was least prepared. He could only watch with endless fury and despair as his loved ones got slaughtered one by one. As death was about to embrace him, his fortune shone as he activated a treasure, his father had left him with. Follow Xie Long as he slaughtered through his enemies, obtained countless beauties in his path of conquest. With his insatiable ambition and sky reaching courage, he established himself as the Overlord of the starry sky. His rule, "Submit to me and prosper, defy me and death."

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

“Okay, so picture this: Your buddy Kaito dies slipping on a banana peel that’s basically the universe’s middle finger. Instead of heaven, he gets a job offer from a pan-dimensional duck in a suit who’s like, ‘Congrats! You’re now the multiverse’s handyman, but instead of fixing leaks, you fight gods who cry when you roast their PowerPoints.’ Kaito’s whole vibe? ‘I didn’t ask for this, but I’ll do it while sarcastically sipping cosmic boba.’ He glitches through worlds where gravity takes weekends off and wars are fought with karaoke. The catch? He doesn’t exist in any universe’s database, and now every god, demon, and sentient spreadsheet is like, ‘DELETE HIM.’ "It’s like Rick Sanchez and Deadpool had a baby, raised it on anime and dad jokes, and then threw it into a black hole made of HR paperwork. 10/10 would binge-read while eating questionable gas station sushi.”

[Peringatan: R18+] "Balas Dendam Termegahnya--Rayu dia, Hancurkan pernikahannya, Curi kekayaannya, dan terakhir... BUANG dia." ***** Kehidupan Sabrina Williams hancur setelah mengetahui pengkhianatan suaminya dan perolehan curang atas kekayaan keluarganya. Dikira sudah meninggal setelah sebuah insiden tragis, Sabrina muncul kembali lima tahun kemudian dengan identitas baru dan hasrat balas dendam yang membakar. Kembalinya dia memicu kekacauan romantis di lingkaran dalam CEO, sekelompok pria tampan yang bersaing memperebutkan perhatiannya. Sabrina Williams menemukan dirinya di pusat pusaran romantis dengan peserta yang tidak terduga – sahabatnya yang protektif, seorang Bos Mafia yang kuat, dan mantan suaminya yang posesif. Panggung telah disiapkan untuk tarik-ulur yang menggetarkan – pertarungan cinta dan balas dendam dengan emosi yang memuncak. Para pemain sudah siap, dan permainannya baru saja dimulai! ***** Ketika skandalnya dengan Mantan suaminya tersebar di internet, para pembenci mengutuknya memberinya julukan Pelacur Tidak Tahu Malu, Perusak Rumah Tangga Tidak Berguna, dan Pelacur Jahat... namun beberapa bujangan yang kuat bersatu untuk membela dirinya. CEO Perusahaan Fesyen Teratas: "Pembenci, pergi ke neraka! PS: untuk para model yang memusuhi Dewiku, dengan ini saya menarik dukungan merek dari mereka." Presiden Perusahaan Hiburan Terbesar: "Berita palsu! Kami akan mengambil tindakan hukum karena memfitnah Dewiku! Artis yang mengutuknya akan dilarang dari perusahaan saya." Wakil Ketua Perusahaan Hotel dan Resor Terbesar: "Diam, Pembenci! Jangan pernah menginjakkan kaki di salah satu hotel dan resor kami!" Bos Mafia yang Mendominasi: "Mundur! Hapus komentar jahat itu, atau gengku akan memburu kalian. Aku akan membunuh semua orang yang berani menertawakan Ratu saya! Semua orang: "..." Kemudian sebuah komentar pengakuan tiba-tiba muncul di tengah kekacauan. Sahabat FL: "Semua orang bisa membencimu tapi aku akan selalu ada untukmu. Sabby... aku mencintaimu... Aku telah mencintaimu sejak tahun-tahun masa kecil kita... Cinta pertamaku... dan yang terakhir." Mantan suaminya tidak bisa diam lagi dan menyatakan kepada publik. Mantan Suami yang Posesif: "Dia bukan simpananku. Dia adalah istriku secara sah." Sahabat FL Lanny: "Istri sah Sebuah Pantat! Benar-benar bajingan gila, mati saja!"

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Banri Takasawa, a cheerful student who loves joking around, secretly harbors feelings for Alya, a beautiful girl in his class who is shy, elegant, and has a tsundere side. Despite Alya’s reputation for keeping her distance from others, Banri refuses to give up on getting closer to her. Through brief conversations and discussions about Alya’s favorite books, Banri gradually begins to understand Alya’s calm yet mysterious world. Will his efforts to win Alya’s heart bear sweet fruit, or will they instead make Banri realize the boundaries between affection and reality?

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

My name is Ralph, you already know my life story. I'll bet you've met 7 other guys who share it. Bright ideals crushed by the weight of reality. As inevitable as it was cruel. And yet when that miserable life was meant to reach its end, I was given another chance. A chance to live again as the spoiled princess of a fantasy kingdom. If I'm honest, it felt a bit like the universe was playing a cruel joke on me. Still I had to persevere, or what, would I just waste my life again?

A person was rambling about the definition of perspective and a glimpse of his ideal in this series. However, being stuck here obstructed him from continuing to develop his series so he started to refer to those cliché isekai stories out there as a joke; since they are similar to his situation. As the last result, he jumped but got interfered with by Vaccine, an original character from this work, who came out of nowhere. *** Caution: This novel has many breaking 4th wall which not the only things will make you confused. A Prequel of Perspective: The Catastrophe (coming soon). Perspective: The Lost Record is a work following the series, Perspective.

Dying a sacrifice to the gods after years of abuse, Lei Mingxing was unwilling! She went back ten years, swearing that she would escape that d*mn fate! Injured Meridians and Dantian, unable to cultivate? Pah! What a joke! Unloving and cruel family? She wouldn't even give them a glance! Scum fiance and Father-in-Law? Just look at her surpassing them! The Gods will cry in front of her resolve! ... A certain guy she saved a long the way: ... Don't strain yourself.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke up. In the same body, with the same stab wound, only in a world full of magic, swords, and a dead King Arthur? Yup. The round table existed, the knights existed, and so did everyone of legend that she’d heard about as a child. Only it was the beginning of their tales. Nothing had happened yet, except the formation of Camelot, the crowning of the King, and then the sudden death of the King of Legend, King Arthur Pendragon. She would have thought this was another cruel joke if everyone wasn’t wandering around in mourning clothes. If this was a practical joke, it wasn’t a very funny one. Artie was tired. She’d already spent almost a decade working as a police officer, and then a detective, so she felt like she had earned her peace. Especially after all the shit she’d been put through, but someone had different plans. And Artie’s life wasn’t quite done yet. In fact, it seemed like in the eyes of the creatures of this world, this was where she was always meant to be. The time she spent getting her ass handed to her in the other dimension? Just a warm up. And now she was expected to just…go along with what everyone else wanted her to do? Including magical beings who were responsible for taking her from one dimension to another. Artie felt like she was in over her head, even if there were several concerned, attractive knights around her. She wasn’t sure if she was going to run away from all the new responsibilities, or embrace them. She wasn’t a rule breaker by nature, but maybe now was the time to change?

Zhu Feiying, a girl studying at the Magic Academy in China suddenly had her phone hacked. Thinking that it was a prank created by her friends, she went along with the joke, but when she started chatting with the person named Qin Yan... "Huh, You're really are from a different world." Zhu Feiying said, looking at the handsome prince wearing knight armor. Qin Yan looked at the beautiful girl wearing a dress that looked like a phoenix with a deep look.

I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..

They call him The Garbage Man. A name that sounds like a joke—until you realize what it means. He doesn’t clean filth. He doesn’t fix what’s broken. He removes what shouldn’t exist. No hesitation. No morality. If a world spirals beyond reason, if a being grows too absolute—he is sent to erase it. Not by choice. Not by fate. By The Workshop. It watches the multiverse. It does not create. It does not destroy. It decides. In a world where power decides everything, he walks alone. No cause. No loyalty. No chains. Just an unshakable will and the resolve to carve his path—no matter the cost. If you’ve heard his name, it’s already too late.

Have you heard of the jester and his king ? Apparently, the emperor couldn't take the cosmic joke. So he beheaded himself, leaving the crown for the clown to wear. Set eons after the grand apocalypse where Mother Nature deemed humans as parasites. All the continents merged into a Pangea island called Methuselah, where the symbol of status and power are arcane capabilities Called Qualia. In a coastal city facing the dangers of a mad sea. Rei Atlas, a fisherman, awakens his qualia abilities. But, they have negative value. How can the system handle such an anomaly?

Tang Lin, a descendant of the Tang family, lives the life of a wealthy person and when her uncle comes to visit after a year of going abroad, he reminds her of her childhood husband. She got “married” to a little boy when she was younger. Their parents and Tang Lin meant it as a funny joke, however, the man intended to marry her for the rest of his life. Lu Shen, Tang Lin’s childhood husband, is the CEO of the Lu Group and he is the wealthiest man in the capital.

**"When a cosmic glitch turns a biryani-loving teen into the god of a broken universe, he’ll need more than divine powers to survive his own creations—including a goddess who hates him, sentient pasta, and a black hole that runs on dad jokes."**