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After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he discovers that his fate is tied to saving a useless webnovel protagonist, complicating his aspirations for peace. "Well, killing all the villains is the easiest way to do that."

This is the life story of two clueless girls. A nameless maid knight and an indulgent princess. Pursuing their God-given destiny just like the other. Be brave yet so foolish. Be decisive yet so naive. It's their own thorny alley of fate into the brightest sunset of the end. Together they walk into the unknown path of life, either on their past, present or even future. May God be with them in every step and action. Protect them and their friends through the ups and downs of life.

akan lebih baik jika aku benar-benar mati dari pada berpura menjadi pahlawan

Emily, usually cautious and reserved, finds herself at a trendy bar celebrating a friend's birthday. After a few drinks, she meets a charming and handsome stranger, Jack. They lock eyes, and the chemistry is undeniable. As the night wears on, Emily's inhibitions fade, and she succumbs to Jack's flirtations. They share a passionate night, but the next morning, Emma regrets her impulsive decision. As she quickly gathers her belongings and prepares to leave, Jack shows no signs of remorse or attachment. Emma realizes she's just another notch on his belt. She left in anger feeling used. She vow not to cross path with him ever again, only to find out the next day Jack is her new boss at her place of work.

Transmigrating with a system into a sadistic romance novel is a bit overwhelming for Paige at the age of 34 and being a Hikikomori. "You are the protagonist of this world." She stated while the system directly shocked her left and right for disclosing the storyline to the male lead on her first day. A system trying to satisfy the creator, a shut-in that can't take care of herself, and a teenage male lead catching himself infatuated with the wrong person. The more time passed, the more everything went out of control, as apparently nothing had been as it seemed. A dark version of the typical system trope. WARNING: BLOODY, GORE, ANIMAL ABUSE, MENTION OF RAPE, DRUGS, YANDERE.... Many thanks to JesReadin, for not only being top fan, but also top support for fixing grammar mistakes! (*ˊᗜˋ*)/ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ* 

Jane Walker was in the middle of a streak of bad luck. His cat scratched him, his second attempt to awakening failed, and even his girlfriend dumped him. And when he thought his luck could not turn worse, the bus he was in was swallowed by a spatial singularity, a [Dungeon]. But in the middle of struggling for his life, and when Jane thought it was his end, something unexpected happened. Together with the appearance of a self-proclaimed Immortal, his body received strength, mana, and skills. But soon, Jane noticed something strange. His skills… were a bit different than normal. ... This novel contains R-Rated content. You have been warned...

better be a friend than a enemy because you never know what will happen to you in the next moment See as he, to make money, utilise his ability and unknowingly……

Amidst forbidden love, deception lurks, and murder casts a dark shadow over the fates of two souls. A devout Muslim girl and an agnostic young man find themselves caught in a whirlwind of passion and uncertainty, bound by a love neither can escape. But as secrets unfold and betrayal threatens to tear them apart, the walls between them grow higher. With time running out and trust shattered, they must decide: will love survive, or will it be drowned in the deadly consequences of lies and loss?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

ये कहानी है रोहन और रिया की । जो एक दूसरे को जान ते हुए भी अंजान है । लेकिन तभी रिया जो नोकरी की तलाश में इंटरव्यू दे ने गई होती है । रोहन की कंपनी में वो घर आते ही अचानक रोहन के प्यार में पड़ जाति है । लेकिन रिया नहीं जानती कि ये प्यार है या कुछ और । इन का एक बेहद ही अजीब रिश्ता भी है । जिस में ये दोनो बंधे हुए है । पर ये दोनो इस बारे में नही जान ते है । इस रिश्ते के बारे में । और केसे पता चलेगा इन दोनो को । रिया भी कुछ कम नहीं है । वो छुपी रुस्तम है । उसकी असली पहचान क्या है ?? क्या ये उसकी कोई चाल है?? क्यों गई थी वो लन्दन?? क्या सच्चाई है उसकी?? आखिर कौन है वो?? क्या है वो बंधन?? बंधन के बारे में जानत होगे क्या?? और जान भी लेंगे तो क्या निभा लेंगे? और क्या रोहन करने लगे गा प्यार रिया से??तो क्या वो जाहिर कर पाएगा उसका प्यार? क्योंकि रोहन बहुत छुपा हुआ इंसान है?? और एक ऐसा हाड़ सा हुआ है । जिसने सब की जिंदगी में तूफान और तबाही लाई है?? क्या हुआ था उस हादसे में? जिस ने ऐसा हाल कर दिया?? जानने के लिए पढ़ते रहिए "You Are My Fate" Webnovel पर।

Is Mc handsome? Of course! Is Mc cool? Of course! Is Mc OP? Of course! Is Mc silly? Of course! Is Mc shameless? Of course! Is the author handsome? Of course! Undoubtfully! —————————————————— Roel Leonis, a contemporary man from Earth, discovers himself transported to a fantasy world filled with mystical elements entirely absent on Earth. In this world, magic serves as the bedrock, and individuals known as "mages," who wield magic, are as numerous as cats and dogs. As a transmigrant without the customary aid of a "system," Roel must strive diligently to survive in a fantasy world where power holds unparalleled significance. Even without the so-called "system," his wealth of experience reading fantasy novels and the extraordinary talents inherent in his new body allowed him to ascend to the pinnacle. At the age of 25, he had reached the status of a tenth-level mage, securing the title of the strongest young mage in the history of mankind! Regrettably, owing to his excessively menacing presence and the dread inspired by his talents, he found himself ensnared and poisoned by the emperor of the human empire he had faithfully served! "Damn it! If you intend to end me, do it honorably in battle and adhere to martial ethics!" His lifeless body was discarded in the forbidden forest, but by some miraculous turn of events, the dying Roel was rescued by the Black Dragon Lord known as "Calamity" and conveyed to the dragon's palace, where he was chosen to be the legendary dragon's husband!? "My dear~ shall we begin our husband-and-wife ceremony?~" "Hey! Hold on! Shouldn't we at least get to know each other first!?" "Hehe~ That's entirely unnecessary; just leave everything to me, my dear~" —————————————————— #Tags: #Anti-hero #Dragons #Magic #OverpoweredCharacter #Handsome-male-lead #Beautiful-female-lead #Transmigrant #Harem #Cruel Protagonist #Romance #Comedy #Yandere #Possessive Characters #Demon #Elves #Psychopath Character #Heroes #R-18 #Strong-Love-Relationships #Hate-Love-Relationship #Action #Adventure

Have any of you ever confessed your feelings to your crush only to get turned down? Well, that's happened to me not once, not twice but three times. In middle school, I confessed to the first boy I ever loved and was horribly rejected. In my freshman year, the same happened and in my final year, the same thing occurred. Is this some sort of curse? Am I being punished for the wrongs I did in my past life? If so then I apologize to whatever higher being is listening! Did I fail to mention that all three of the very same guys I loved and adored are my new stepbrothers?! Yeah, didn't see that coming did you? Well......neither did I.

A generic tale where the main character's life is ended by Truck-Kun, which results in a transmigration to a fantasy world. Pretty typical. Content Warning: Strong Language. That's all for the time being.

-pengingat untuk semua alternatif dimensi dunia ini bercampur aduk jadi akan sangat sulit untuk memahami bacaannya sedikit informasi dari author tentang cerita ini jadi jika tidak ingin membaca silahkan skip saja. -karakter utama cerita ini genderless jadi kalian bisa memikir ships untuk karakter utama sesuka kalian,tapi dosa tanggung sendiri^>^. -cerita dunia ini campuran contoh beberapa alternatif dimensi yang dijadikan satu oleh author,author pusing memikirkan nya. •ABO(Alpha,Beta,Omega) •guide and hunter •fantasy atau kekuatan sihir. •dll hanya seorang guide beta biasa?

Angelo Pimenova has always been confident, full of himself asshole, charming, and entirely used to getting what he wants until Shieneva Monasterio entered his world. From the moment he saw her captivating smile, cupid hit him hard and down that he had to meet her. Enlisting the help of his talkative and protective friend, Farley Velasquez, who also happens to be Shieneva’s cousin, Angelo sets his sights on winning over the fierce, independent girl. But Shieneva Monasterio isn’t just an ordinary girl with a pretty face—she’s tough, sharp, and unafraid to put people in their rightful places. When Angelo discovers that getting close to Shieneva isn’t easy, peasy lemon squeezy, it is more complicated than anticipated. As their worlds clash, Angelo must deal with Shieneva's feisty demeanor and difficulty demonstrating his sincere emotions. Will his charm and unwavering perseverance prevail, or will Shieneva's defenses be too formidable to overcome? "Shieneva Monasterio will surely be mine" could become a power struggle Angelo might lose in these audacious endeavors and surprising encounters.

what do you think would happen when 2 teens from different worldly views fall inlove

Feelings can’t follow strict rules. Even if you try to force them…Ethan faces the reality of strong feelings but could he really make himself love someone else if his heart is beating louder in the presence of one particular person, his crush — Riley? No. He won’t even try. But does Riley want him to be in his life? “So good, Riley! You’re f*cking amazing.” Riley grinned. “Good. That’s what I want to hear.”

Dear Diary, What is going on!? Am I seeing things- are my eyes going bad!? I keep on seeing these gray hazy shapes beside people! And no, they're definitely not shadows! They shape is completely different from what it's next to- well, most of the time. I'll just ignore it and maybe it'll go away. -Week later- Dear Diary and my sanity if it's listening, Things are going from delusional to outright cuckoo crazy! I swear I saw a face in the gray globs I've been seeing, but it wasn't scary or anything, it was like catching the face of an angel. And it wasn't like he had perfect features or anything, but his eyes. The care and heartfelt love in them was so... unbelievable? I guess? I can't explain it... I can neither explain what I saw today, but it wasn't the sort of spooky but endearing sort of thing I saw yesterday, but a bewildering (?, yeah, I would put it that way) scene of a witch riding on a broom through out traffic on the highway. Every once in a while, she would disappear into one of the cars and then jump into another one. Strangely enough, after she came out, most of the people driving would either start becoming careless or be shooting off their horn at another car. I am seriously considering going to see a psychiatrist, but I don't want to explain why to my dad, so I'll just ignore it for now. Surely, it'll go away!? -Week later- Dear Diary!!! It hasn't gone away!!!! It's getting worse!! I keep on seeing roads disappearing and being replaced with wide open fields as if no man has touched it before! Not only that, sometimes I see part of a building missing as if a line was drawn straight down in a clean cut and a forest begins as if it was natural! I've been keeping my distance from these strange things I've seen, but now I wonder if I should investigate? I picked a flower from one of my 'hallucinations' and it was real! Maybe, the rest is real too? Could it be possible? But if it is, why did it have to be me? I'm just a normal girl in high school trying to graduate so I can go to college with a dance scholarship. Maybe go on a few dates or see if Sean would help me find a guy from the soccer team? They are so hot! Isn't that hard enough for a girl? -Couple of days later- Dear Diary!!!!!! I have HUGE NEWS! I'm not crazy after all, I actually found someone who gave me some answers! His name... did I ask him? I'm sure I did, but I don't remember! Darn my horrible memory that acts like a willful child choosing what it wants and doesn't! Anyway, I atleast remember the most important thing- I'm not crazy! So it turns out, I came across our forgotten world. Or should I say kingdom. Anyway, he tried to explain that the world is like a coin with 2 faces on it- same world but two parts that can't face each other. Although, we did at one point, but that was before the rebellion and this really evil guy took a third of the kingdom to go up against the king. He didn't win though and retreated. .... but then, what was it? He put out a bet to the king? or something? Ah, faulty memory, I'll have to ask again. But in the long run- he and his minions are fighting the King and his loyal people for our world.... or something. I don't think it has anything to do with me, I'll just enjoy the new scenery I get to see now. -Couple of Months Later- "EXCUSE ME!? You want me to do WHAT NOW!? I must've heard you wrong!"

Ma Zhi who was upset with his life finds a buttons that would explode the Earth and send him to a new place. As a vengeful and dumb person, he decides to explode the Earth and head over to a world filled with cultivation and beasts. He isn't smart or talented. The only thing that is good about him is his looks, but how will this dumb person survive in a world that acknowledges the strong?

Selena Elaine Montreal is a bank employee ready to move on from a broken heart. Tired of being alone, she takes a chance and signs up for a dating company, hoping to find someone who can help her start anew. Herman Leonardo Aragon was once her schoolmate-and secretly, her biggest admirer. Back in their university days, he was the campus crush everyone adored, but Heleon's heart had always belonged to Selene. When he found out she had a boyfriend, he left the country to escape the pain. Years later, Heleon returns as the apprentice to the president of Dallas Bank, where Selene also happens to work. Their unexpected reunion takes an even more surprising turn when they cross paths at the same dating company. The spark between them ignites quickly, leading to a secret marriage known only to their parents. But in a company that forbids office romance, they must keep their relationship hidden at all costs. As they navigate secret meetings, career ambitions, and old feelings, will their love survive the pressures of their double lives? Or will their hidden truth come at a cost they never expected?

Luciano is a young heir to mafia clan with a reputation of never falling in love but all this changed when she appeared . He fell in love so deep that he betrayed his own Kingdom and defiled his God king : DRACULA.

Scene 1 "Your marriage is fixed," Father Shen stated calmly. "You'll register the marriage directly." "I don't agree!" Shen Ning stood up, her face full of defiance. Father Shen pursed his lips, his tone unwavering. "Objection denied." ________________________________ Scene 2 "Every relationship has its issues. You don't have to face it alone. What happened?" Still, Qin Yuheng remained silent, his eyes distant, unwilling to open up. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Qin Yuheng spoke, his voice barely above a whisper. "I forced her to marry me… But... she likes someone else." ________________________________ Scene 3 "Will you always be there on my every birthday?" "Mm-hmm," he replied, his answer simple but filled with the promise of a lifetime. He moved to lead her toward the cake. "Let's—" But Shen Ning suddenly stopped him. "I love you." He paused, sure that he had misheard. "What did you say?" Shen Ning's voice was steady, but her heart was pounding as if it were trying to escape her chest. "I love you." _________________________________ Scene 4 "You think I slept with someone else?" she whispered, her voice hollow, "How can you?" He sneered in disgust. Then, suddenly, her expression shifted. A cold, mocking smile appeared on her face. "Oh, you're right," she said, her voice sharp as a blade. "I did. Not once, but many times." His eyes flared with rage, but she pressed on, gustily. "I never stopped loving him. I was forced to be with you. I cheated on you. So what now? Want a divorce?" _________________________________ ✿✿✿✷✯◕◕✿◕◕◕ I’ve modified the synopsis to add more depth and focus on key scenes.

Chailai, affectionately called Lai, has endured a lifetime of torment due to her physical appearance - too plump, too unattractive. As she enters university, her only aspiration is to evade further ridicule and graduate unscathed. However, fate has other plans as a serendipitous encounter with the campus' most attractive and benevolent gentleman, Nodt, changes her life forever. Despite being the object of desire for countless co-eds, Nodt sets his sights solely on Lai and stops at nothing to win her heart. Will Lai be able to see through the haze of her past and realize that she's deserving of love, or will the haters get in the way of her shot at happiness?

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

"No, I'm not. Can we go to the celebration hall?" "No, we can't. If the Alpha sees us there, we are doomed," I tried to explain to my wolf. "Please, Ava, just a look and we will be back." "Can we not go? We can use this opportunity to run away," I asked in a pleading tone, but she didn't respond and just retreated back to my head. I sighed and considered running into the woods, but I shook my head against it and went down the path that leads to the pack house. "Thank you, Ava," my wolf whispered, and I nodded.Despite the chaos in my heart over going to the pack house, I made the effort for my wolf. She was broken, and I couldn't bear to hurt her feelings, especially since this was the first thing she had asked of me. Upon arriving at the pack house, I was astonished by its beauty. The ladies were adorned in stunning gowns, and the men looked dapper in formal attire. I was impressed and found myself excited to explore. "See, isn't it fun?" my wolf remarked. "Yeah, sure," I replied eagerly, wandering around instead of hiding. "Ouch," I bumped into someone and fell. The room fell silent, and as I looked up, I met the angry face of Alpha Maximus Darkwood. My face paled, realizing this could be my last day.