Dumb Ways To Die Calamity

"In this insane world where humans devour one another, the gods have lost their power to save the realm. Let me tread upon the piled corpses of fallen deities to deliver all living beings from suffering! From a blood pool, he obtained a mysterious Martial Soul and an eerie Blood Pattern Ring. Not only did this transform him completely, but it also awakened two other hidden Martial Souls that had lain dormant within his body for years! A youth who never practiced martial arts overnight became a cultivation fanatic possessing four Martial Souls—a freakishly talented madman who could rapidly enhance his power through endless slaughter. In the Valley of Absolute Yin, he acquired the 'Stellar Martial Soul' and advanced with rocket-like cultivation speed, step by step ascending the path to become the supreme God-King of all!"

"On that day, Zach Harper died-" Or at least that was how it was supposed to be. I died. But there was good news, and bad news. The good news; I was reincarnated! Transmigrated into the World of Aethoria! Holy fuck, miracles do happen! But the bad news was, "Huh? What's this?" ... [DING!] A New Quest has been issued:- Type:- SURVIVAL Name:- Quest To Becoming Stronger: Description: The {Great Calamity} is coming...Get stronger and survive. Duration-: ... Reward:- ... Penalty:- Death, ??? ] ... I had to survive. •••• Join the discord! https://discord.gg/3E6p8AdQVR ••• Stone goals will be re-updated soon.

Fate knows that timid people won't amuse her, so she serves them plain death as a conclusion. But brave-hearted heroes like the sixteen year old Kanito Aramishi are often met by her appraisals. Returning home one night from his high school's farewell party, Kanito finds himself struck in an array of supernatural events. He is stabbed in the chest by a mysterious man, a red magical circle was drawn on the ground which now nourished by his blood is activated and will serve as a gateway for demons to infiltrate Earth. He sees a blue portal in the sky from where a man comes down to save him. In a desperate attempt, the man takes Kanito to a totally different world. Kanito never thought the night he will bid farewell to his school will also be the night when he will have to bid farewell to his own world. The cruelty of this new world and beyond slowly starts to manifest itself in many different devastating forms Being caught in the middle of this mayhem, Kanito finds his morals dwindling. Will he be able to maintain his principles or will he give in to fate? Those will answered as the march of time continues, revealing Kanito's and eventually the World's true purpose.

A civil engineer reincarnated into a magical land and tragically became a Wood, Earth, and Water Sorcerer. While still questioning where his [Earth Bear Bloodline] originated, the Chosen One next door summoned a 'player'... Watching others lead extraordinary lives, Hill just wanted to hide away.

Peteson was like a god, destroying armies with just his hand, but even someone as strong as him could not avoid death. What he didn’t know was that there was a prophecy about the end of the world and a saviour, and that he would awaken in the future, with humanity destroyed and giant moles who lived underground who wanted to conquer what was “rightfully theirs.” People with an important aura and suits promised Peteson that he would rest once more if he killed those beings, and Peteson did, closing his eyes expecting to be taken to the afterlife after all that effort. But it seems that the prophecy said nothing about what happens after, and now Peteson has to live in the aftermath of the end of the world even though he wasn’t there when it started in the first place. And what better way than travelling across the world? While killing the remaining singularities along the way.

The new book, "The Arrogant and Cute Princess: Your Highness is so Cunning" has been published -- back then, she was innocent and naive, doing everything she could, hoping that he would notice her. Later on, in her anger and embarrassment, she snapped: "Chen Yiran, take your hands off me. Do you think I’m still that ignorant young girl?" With a devilish smile, he leaned in to seal her lips with his and whispered: "Hmm... you've long since become an innocent woman."

The Earth was torn apart, reshaped into an endless dungeon—a brutal labyrinth of blood-soaked corridors, twisted monsters, and stages that grow more terrifying with every level. The rules of survival have changed: gather coins, and use them to buy anything you desire. Power, safety, even happiness—everything has a price. For Lex, there’s only one thing he craves: death. But in this world, where coins can buy anything, even that is out of reach. Cursed with the power "Die to Begin," every time Lex dies, he's resurrected at the start, trapped in an endless loop of survival and torment. All he wants is enough coins to finally purchase the one thing that he had been seeking for countless lifetimes—an end. In this nightmare, where money can truly buy anything, Lex will sacrifice everything, even his humanity, just to escape the endless suffering.

**Schließe dich dem Discord an, um eine hochwertige Karte des Panamakontinents zu erhalten!** Ein leidenschaftlicher Forscher und Liebhaber von Kampfkünsten und Kampfsportarten wird in einer fantastischen Welt der Kampfkunst wiedergeboren. Nicht länger von der Krankheit gefesselt, die seinen Körper auf der Erde befallen hatte, beschloss er, seinen Körper, sein Herz, seinen Geist und seine Seele dem Ziel zu widmen, ein Kampfsportler zu werden. Was passiert, wenn ein Mann von der Erde auf eine überirdische Welt trifft? Was passiert, wenn Wissenschaft auf Fantasie trifft? Begleite Rui auf seinem Kampfpfad in einer Welt voller Fantasien und Schwierigkeiten. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Bitte unterstützt den Roman mit Powerstones, Kommentaren, Rezensionen und Geschenken für häufigere Updates. Selbst das kleinste bisschen Hilfe bedeutet mehr für mich, als ihr euch vorstellen könnt. Tritt dem Discord-Server des Romans bei: https://discord.gg/6HTFRFQh8G Kunst von: https://digitalrowye.com/

Archer Bennett, der mit seinem derzeitigen Leben zufrieden ist, wird plötzlich erstochen und verliert alles, was er liebt. Er findet jedoch schnell heraus, dass der Tod nicht immer endgültig ist. Als Kind mit dem Namen Archer Ashguard wird er in eine magische Welt transmigriert und findet sich verlassen wieder. Verloren und allein, mit geheimnisvollen und starken magischen Fähigkeiten. Er begibt sich auf ein Abenteuer, das manchmal lustig, manchmal ernst ist und in dem es viele Mädchen gibt! Begleite Archer auf einer legendären Reise, die die Welt verändern wird. Keine NTR, Yuri oder Vergewaltigung. ----------------------------------------------------- Wenn Sie mich unterstützen wollen, kaufen Sie einen Kaffee - https://ko-fi.com/neganspalace Ich werde hier und da ständige Änderungen vornehmen, um die Grammatik und die Geschichte im Allgemeinen zu verbessern. Charakterzeichnungen auf Discord. Zwei Kapitel pro Tag. 500 Steine = 1 zusätzliches Kapitel. https://discord.gg/rkyQyz85DJ

*Slow Burn Historical Fantasy Novel* Elise wollte sich gerade in das Kleid umziehen, das in der Ecke ihres Bettes lag, als sie ein leises Klopfen an ihrer Tür hörte. Neugierig drehte sie den Türknauf und sah einen großen Mann vor sich aufragen. "Meister Ian!" rief sie. Ian lächelte mit dem üblichen schelmischen Grinsen, das er immer benutzte. Seine purpurroten Augen wanderten ein wenig durch ihr Zimmer und entdeckten das schwarze Kleid über ihrem Bett, dann richtete er seinen Blick auf die Frau, die vor ihm stand. Er trat einen Schritt vor und sprach. "Woher haben Sie dieses Kleid?" "Mr. Harland hat es mir geschenkt." antwortete Elise und reckte den Hals, um zu sehen, wie sich Ians Brauen in seiner Eleganz zusammenzogen. "Weißt du, warum ein Mann einer Frau gerne ein Kleid schenkt?" Er gab das Rätsel auf, bei dem sie immer zweimal überlegen musste, bevor sie antwortete. Doch dieses Mal fand sie keine Antwort und schüttelte stattdessen den Kopf. "Ich weiß es nicht." Sein Grinsen wurde betörend, als hätte sich tief in seinen scharlachroten Augen etwas geregt. Langsam ließ er seine Hand über den Kragen ihres Kleides gleiten, was ihr einen kalten Schauer über den Rücken jagte, der sie für einen Moment erschreckte, da es eiskalt war. Nachdem er die ersten beiden Knöpfe ihres Kragens geöffnet hatte, neigte er den Kopf nach unten und flüsterte ihr ins Ohr. "Weil sie derjenige sein wollen, der den Stoff auszieht." Er hielt inne und küsste ihren Hals, wobei sich die blasse Haut rötlich verfärbte, bevor er seine Bewegung zurückzog, sie mit seinen Augen fixierte und gemächlich antwortete. "Leider kannst du das Kleid da drüben damit nicht tragen." Er gluckste und reichte ihr eine Schachtel in die Hand. "Die gute Nachricht ist, dass ich ein Kleid für dich vorbereitet habe." Elise war ein verfluchtes kleines Mädchen, das Geister sehen konnte. Ihre Familie hasste sie und schmiss sie von einer Adoptivfamilie zur nächsten. Doch das Unglück kam nicht allein. Als sie von ihrer Tante aufgezogen wurde, wurde sie als Sklavin verkauft. Als sie dachte, sie würde nur ein Opfer für den Zauberer werden, wurde sie von einem Mann gerettet, dessen Identität ganz anders war als die eines normalen Fabelwesens. *** Dieses Buch ist ORIGINAL und keine Übersetzung Autorendiskord beitreten: https://discord.gg/YPKueb4

In a land of wonder and magic, a hapless hero emerges. Meet Eryndor, a well-meaning but accident-prone individual who seems to leave a trail of chaos in his wake. His clumsiness and misfortune often lead to unpredictable and humorous situations, causing trouble for those around him. As Eryndor navigates the challenges of his medieval world, he must confront his own ineptitude and learn to overcome the disasters that seem to follow him everywhere. Will he be able to find a way to turn his luck around, or will he remain a walking disaster? Dive into this hilarious and action-packed medieval fantasy tale to find out.

zehen an immortal wandering the earth for over two thousand years currently lives in the new modern,a world that coexists with magic and many of the world's mysteries. but he only has one goal to end his life once and for all he traveled to every place imaginable to look for someone or anything capable of killing him. During his travels he encounters a young Japanese girl named Mai Hashimoto with a little secret of her own. Bound by their deepest desires, the two travel together to fulfill their goals and find peace within themselves, stumble upon a long term conflict between mortals and God's. Zehen finds himself caught in this conflict that will decide the fate of humanity.

It’s not everyday the universe needs saving, and it’s certainly not everyday someone like Ares is tasked to save it. Born with unique ‘destruction’ magic, Ares, a young man bursting with character (despite his propensity to annoy), has his work cut out for him as he, alongside five others with unique magic, must set out to prevent the end of all existence. Will he succeed? Or will his obsession with blowing things up simply speed up the process? Follow along in Ares’ adventures through bizarre worlds rife with magical mayhem, fierce fights, colourful characters, and plenty of perilous plots. This is an arc by arc fantasy romp that you probably won’t want to miss, regardless of whether you’re familiar with cultivation or not. All are welcome to witness Ares, ‘the wandering calamity’ himself, go on this long and exciting journey fraught with chaos… Even if he’s the one responsible for most of it.

[From the Author of Author's POV...] Emotions are like a drug to us. The more we experience them, the more we become addicted. The hardest part is not letting them consume us. But it's already too late for me. I've already been swallowed whole. *** I had no knowledge of the game. I was meant to have died. And yet, I found myself in this situation. A game I had never played before. A character I was unfamiliar with, and... A world that seemed to want to swallow me whole with every move I made. What the hell is going on? ...and who am I? *** Discord : https://discord.gg/PEbN7fc2ww

The fantastical tale of a Survivor, with fantasy mixed in. For those who like light reads, or simple narratives, turn away. Your heart will water, your eyes will break and vice versa. But if you like it hot and heavy, with plenty of drama and 'all-too-realism', we've got you! please note that this is a tale of someone real, with things changed, for privacy reasons, but with fantasy mixed in, because, come on, noone wants a straight sob story. so the story will suddenly, sharply diverge from reality, as it simply is what was felt at the time. but if you can handle that, and haven't been turned off yet, then I personally invite you to get a drink, grab a blanket, cuddle up to the fire, and listen carefully. For I am the Teller of Tales, and the Weaver of Dreams.

Aizen Blackthorne, once a powerful and ambitious individual, finds himself reincarnated in a world he created—a world where he is the villain doomed to perish at the hands of the hero. Stripped of his former power and bound by the **Curse of Creation**, Aizen is forced to navigate a web of fate and manipulation, determined to survive against the forces that conspire to bring about his destruction. In this new world, Aizen's only ally is his own intelligence. With his ruthlessness and cunning, he begins to manipulate those around him, using his knowledge of the future to bend fate itself to his will. But as he moves deeper into the political chaos of the kingdom, makes secret deals with dark mages, and learns the truth about the **Loom**—a cosmic force controlling all reality—Aizen discovers that survival is far more complicated than simply outsmarting a hero. The stakes rise as Aizen realizes that to escape his role as the villain, he must confront not only the **hero**—Leoric, whom he secretly manipulates—but also the very fabric of existence itself. As he delves into forbidden magic, battles powerful foes, and faces ancient cosmic entities, Aizen's path to survival becomes a brutal, high-stakes war against fate, morality, and his own soul. With the **Reapers**—agents of the Loom—hunting him, and the cosmic rules of reality beginning to break down, Aizen's choices will reshape the fate of worlds. Will he rise to power and rewrite the very nature of existence, or will his defiance against fate lead to his own undoing? In a world where betrayal is a tool and power is the only truth, Aizen will stop at nothing to ensure that he is the one who survives—no matter the cost. ***The Villain Who Refuses to Die*** is a dark fantasy epic filled with twists, betrayal, high-stakes battles, and a protagonist whose only goal is to survive—by any means necessary.

Min Hyun and his comrade's failed to defend against "God?" army at the 100th floor of the tower. After all the sacrifices, bloodshed and battles they went through, it was all gone to nothing. Then a system message appears to him, "A Great Entity has given you a second chances". This novel was greatly inspired by "Levelling Up With The Gods" One day, the authors(me) wake up and decided to make this novel, so don't expect too much from a half asses make novel. Still I'll be grateful for your support. English is not my main language, so this novel has alot of broken grammar. Enjoy :)

The MC transmigrates into Narutoverse in the body of a civilian orphan. Luckily for him, the transmigration results in chakra being unlocked. Follow the story of the MC as he grows in power and stabilizes himself into the world of ninjas and trains to be the strongest.  Warning :  1. The MC won't be op for a long time. All his power would be gained via hard work and training over years (so if u want an op mc right from the word go, this one ain't for you) 2. No harem (probably no romance either) 3. There will be a lot of killing (maybe gore too, not sure if I can do gore right though) 4. The story will start slow. Quite a few of initial chapters will be around training, orphanage and academy life, instead of directly becoming a Genin. 5. MC is a careful person, he won't put his life at risk unless there is no other choice. 6. I haven't read (nor will be reading) Baruto. So Baruto plotline won't be considered much in here. What to expect : 1. Smart and consistent MC  2. Lots of training 3. MC manipulating the plot to his advantage 4. A lot of original arcs.  5. Plot will mostly stay the same (at least till Shippuden), but I won't repeat any scenes/dialogues that took place in the manga (as I'm assuming you've already read it). Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or its characters (except the original characters I create). The image used in the cover isn't mine and belongs to R. J PS : It's my first fanfic, I'm hoping it turns out good. All reviews and constructive criticisms are welcome. Grammar and English should be fine, but I'm not sure how good the dialogues and scenarios will be. Hopefully I'll improve as this fanfic progresses forward.

In a world thrown into chaos by monstrous dungeons and a mysterious 100-floor tower, humanity's fate hangs in the balance. Selected by the tower, Liam must face deadly challenges, gain unimaginable power, and uncover the truth behind the calamity. Can he save the world-or will he become its greatest threat?

— — — || Rank Advancement Mission || — — — ▷ Mission Status: Completed ▷ Description: The requirements for rank advancement have been fulfilled. 「Dorian Blackstorm」 — Rank SSS → EX — Level 500 Result: The level and rank have successfully increased! — — — — — — — — — — — After killing and disabling the six SSS rank humans. Like the end of a story, Dorian Blackstorm he died but the constellations, especially one, were watching him and sent him a rather unexpected gift. 「The constellation ??? sends you a gift and congratulates you for advancing in rank.」 「The gift from the constellation ??? has been opened due to the character's state.」 「The constellation ??? gift "Time Clock" has been acquired.」 「The relic "Time Clock" has been used automatically due to the intervention of the constellation ???.」 TICK TACK, TICK TACK. At that moment, I heard the sound of a clock as the entire world turned black and white. Like a video being rewound, the world began to move backward in time.

Phillip is more than downtrodden. Born with only his sister, he is as poor as it can get in the Kingdom of Chadia. After tragedy, after tragedy hits his life, he only preserved in the memory of his sister. Forsaken, shunned, and schemed against, Phillip is known as the wretch, the pig, the oaf, and many other names by his co-workers, his neighbors, his former school mates... Let's follow Phillip as he attempts to live his life, and see if it is worth living... Because everything isn't always what it seems.

Amara's life is torn apart when her family falls victim to assassins whose motives remained shrouded in darkness. Lost and driven by vengeance, she crosses path with Ryles—a man offering her the strength to fight back but harbouring secrets that could unravel her quest for justice. In a world ruled by deception and bloodshed, Amara must navigate fragile alliances and uncover deadly truths before her pursuit of revenge consumes her soul.

Zeriel is a powerful CEO, a multi-billionaire known for his cold and ruthless demeanor, a man who has everything,except a heart open to love. To the world, he’s a shrewd businessman with no tolerance for weakness or attachment, but in truth, Zeriel hides a far darker secret. He is not human, but a hybrid of two fae lineages: one dark, one light. Born with ethereal wings and supernatural powers, he’s spent his life concealing his true identity, blending seamlessly into the human world. But Zeriel’s existence is shadowed by a curse: he is destined to die at thirty, a fate decreed at birth for being an “abomination” in the eyes of his people. To escape this grim destiny, Zeriel fled the fae realm and made a life among humans, focused solely on finding a way to break the curse. Love is not only unimportant to him; he believes it is a weakness, a trap for the foolhardy. Until he meets her: a human woman whose spirit challenges and infuriates him in equal measure. He despises her fiery resilience, her ability to see through his hardened exterior—but he is helplessly drawn to her, feeling emotions that had long ago turned to dust within him. As he battles his growing feelings, Zeriel is thrust into a dilemma. If he opens his heart to love, will he weaken himself and risk his only chance at survival? Or could this forbidden love hold the key to saving his life, transforming him into something his people could never imagine? Join Zeriel on a perilous journey where dark secrets unravel, battles are waged in both realms, and one love could alter the fate of two worlds. Will he defy his curse, or will his heart betray him when he needs it most?

Ma Zhi who was upset with his life finds a buttons that would explode the Earth and send him to a new place. As a vengeful and dumb person, he decides to explode the Earth and head over to a world filled with cultivation and beasts. He isn't smart or talented. The only thing that is good about him is his looks, but how will this dumb person survive in a world that acknowledges the strong?

After being killed in a robbery that went wrong. Mike finds himself in another world, but he doesn't despair about his death. Hell, he almost cried out of joy, he didn't have any family or friends, so he didn't care about leaving his world or missing anything because the world itself was so super boring for him . To reach the pinnacle of all and get rid of all the shackles that bound him, in his past life. Thus, Mike started his journey with a clear goal in his head and a calm heart. ************************************************* No romance cause it won't be fitting this story. ***************** For the moment I'm thinking about 1 chapter each day but it might change to 2 each day or even 0 in some days. The cover used isn't mine, so if you are the owner and want me to change it simply write a comment on my last chapter.

In a world where the line between service and subterfuge is razor-thin, Butler Die Co. stands as a venerable institution of elite butler-assassins. Thaddeus, the aging leader haunted by betrayal and the toll of time, discovers an unlikely recruit in Leon, a homeless youth who sneaks into a high-society gala seeking food. When Leon accidentally kills a rival butler during an altercation, Thaddeus offers him a lifeline: face the consequences of his actions or join Butler Die Co. to find purpose and training. As Leon trains rigorously, earning his place among the disciples of Butler Die Co., he navigates a labyrinth of deadly missions and rival factions, including the all-women assassin team, the Made Maids. Amidst secretive operations and high-stakes confrontations, Leon uncovers a deeper betrayal involving Thaddeus's past and the elite Signs of Elegance Co., a formidable faction of zodiac-named assassins. This revelation sets the stage for a grand showdown, where loyalties are tested, skills are pushed to the limit, and the fate of Butler Die Co. hangs in the balance. "**Butler Die Co.**" explores themes of duality, mentorship, honor, and redemption in a thrilling narrative that blends elegance with deadly precision.

Zwei Wesen, die sich Götter nennen kommen auf die Erde nachdem sie von ihrem eigenen Zuhause flohen. Da sie beide etwas haben was der andere will bekämpft sie sich, doch um die Menschen, eine niedere Spezies nicht auszurotten und Kräfte zu sparen, geben sie ein paar ausgewählten Menschen Kräfte ihrer Heimat, um sich mit so wenig Verwüstung wie möglich etwas vom jeweils anderen zu holen.

Zhangi a teenage boy sleeping soundly in his apartment suddenly gets transported into a new world and gains a mysterious system claiming to be there to assist him

When Emma Carter, a struggling artist, finds herself accidentally squatting in the guesthouse of a billionaire tech genius, Liam Ashford, she offers to work as his personal assistant to avoid eviction. Liam is a perfectionist with a grumpy exterior, and Emma’s free-spirited nature immediately clashes with his rigid lifestyle. But when a scandal threatens Liam’s reputation, Emma steps up to play the role of his fake fiancée. As they navigate family drama, professional rivalries, and their growing attraction, Emma and Liam discover that sometimes love grows in the most unexpected places.