Vitality Synonym

EXCERPT: “How did you get past the guards and track me to my private residence?” Lucien asked Meret. “A magician never reveals her secrets.” “You’re not a magician. You’re a thief.” “That’s a bit rude.” She raised a brow. “I’m sure there are friendlier synonyms. Like…‘unauthorized relocation specialist’?” “Thief.” he repeated, deadpan. ****************** She stole from him but He doesn’t want the art back… he wants her. ~~ Meret Quinn is a professional thief, known for vanishing without a trace and never leaving behind more than a calling card that nobody has ever managed to trace. She steals high-value artifacts for the thrill, not the money. Trust is a weakness to her and love is a liability she left behind a long time ago. But her latest job puts her on the radar of Lucien Moretti, a mafia billionaire with a taste for control and a reputation for never letting anyone get away with crossing him. He was supposed to make her disappear. Instead, he took something she actually cared about — her dog, Cray Cray. A secret no one was ever supposed to know. Now, if she wants him back, she has to play his game. One house. One lie. One string of impossible missions designed to flush out his enemies. And one condition she never expected: she has to pose as his fiancée until the job is done. She hates every second. He enjoys every minute. But pretending to be wanted by a man like him starts to blur lines — especially when he whispers things in her ear… and means them. Neither of them is used to losing. But obsession doesn’t play fair. CONTENT WARNING: This story is strongly 18+. It delves into dark romance themes such as obsession, control, lust, and manipulation, with morally complex characters navigating dangerous desires. While this is a love story, reader discretion is advised.

A person's perspective plays a vital role in developing one's personality. What happens when you realize the world you live in is the same as a Novel. Zero Elea gets a Skill called Parallel Memory which allowed him to get the memory of his alternative self of a different universe. He realizes that the world he lives in is similar to the novel he used to read in his alternative world. The world will face catastrophe in the future but there is no need to worry as there is a main character working hard to save the world. And what about me? I am but a mob character. ======== Discord Link: https://discord.gg/taRUJMkDrc

The **Lóngxīa Empire** rots. Emperor Feng drowns in decadence and fear, oblivious to the whispers of returning powers. At the empire's decaying heart resides **Prince Yan Ling** – a figure of ridicule and dread. Born the night the celestial **Jade Heaven Dynasty** fell, his stark white hair and frail, prematurely aged body mark him as the cursed **"Child of the Shattered Star,"** blamed for his mother's death and the empire's decline. Confined to a crumbling pavilion, he paints landscapes ignored by the court. But Yan Ling's art is a lie. He is the **Nightless Blade**, the fallen architect of the **Great Suppression**. Three centuries ago, to prevent cosmic annihilation, he shattered his godlike power, scorched his meridians, and bound the world's memory of Qi and immortals within **Nine Suppression Scrolls**, paying with his vitality and sanity. His paintings are not idle hobbies; they are seals, patching the cracks in reality, containing echoes of a forgotten, violent past. Each stroke costs him fragments of his dwindling life. 'The mortal emperor hidden sword' is a tale of gothic eastern fantasy, where the brushstrokes of a dying artist hold back the tides of chaos, the weight of forgotten history crushes the present, and the deepest bonds are those forged in silence and sealed in ink. It explores the cost of salvation, the burden of memory, and the fragile beauty cultivated in the shadow of thorns.

This is a fresh release from the pen of the creator behind "Longevity: Starting from the Qi Tags". Dive in and enjoy the read! --------------------- Jiang Ning transmigrates to a world on the brink of chaos. To preserve himself, he starts training in martial arts with the help of his prior experience, quietly growing stronger. As his martial techniques reach beyond their limits and he gains various abilities, some of which include divine authority. Starting with martial arts, he begins to master divine powers and control innate divine abilities. The Five Animals Fist allows him to cultivate from a beginner to perfection, continuously breaking limits, with each organ storing essence and housing divine spirits. The Vajra Immortal Body gives him an unbreakable body and eternal bones. The Inner Elixir Cultivation Skill promises eternal youth and never-ending vitality. On the day the Martial Saint, who has dominated the world for eight hundred years, strikes at him, Jiang Ning simply smiles. Are you really trying to attack a divine being? When the weapon that once killed gods and immortals falls upon him, he tilts his head slightly, his hair remaining unbroken. His foundation has long since forged an indestructible golden body! The other names of this book are 'While Others Cultivate Martial Arts, I Cultivate Divine Powers!', 'Beginning with Hepatic Experience to Fleshly Sanctification', 'Starting with Martial Arts to Become a God'

Through a chaotic world rife with war, where demons roamed freely, he found himself in the body of the patriarch of the Luo family, whose life was nearing its end, with one foot already in the grave. Just after arriving, he was about to die? What kind of mortal suffering was this? Just as Luo Changfeng felt bewildered and on the brink of despair, he discovered that he could actually consume the vital energy of the Luo Family members to increase his attributes. A little tap, and his lifespan grew. A little tap, and his cultivation soared. A little tap, and his cultivation technique reached perfection. Thus, Luo Changfeng embarked on a path of empowering his family, continually drawing upon their vitality to strengthen himself. 【Add Point】【Clan leader】【Qi】【Immortality Cultivation】 【The Best Family Immortal Cultivation Novels of 2023】

"Teacher Zhu, the retake student from your class has arrived." When the security guard brought Chen Nan to the entrance of Class One in the third grade, Zhu Keren's beautiful eyes instantly revealed a look of disbelief, but more than that, there was panic and unease. She hadn't expected that the young man she had encountered on the bus would turn out to be a student in her class. This made her scalp tingle, and she felt almost suffocated. After all, she was an advanced teacher at the school, whose reputation and teaching ability were well recognized. Yet previously, she had behaved like a slut, taking the initiative to grab Chen Nan's vital part, even seeking pleasure in her own private area.

Ten thousand years later, ice has melted. The Soul Federation Scientific Exploration team found an egg with a gold and silver pattern on it in the far north of the land, and after examining it with an apparatus, they found out that there were vital signs inside. They hurriedly brought it back to the institute for hatching. The egg hatched, but it was a baby, a baby exactly the same as a human - a baby born out of an egg.

In humanity’s final war against the Demon Lord, the strongest heroes fell—not by the enemy’s hand, but by their own, twisted into madness by a cruel illusion. Only one person remained: Riley—the weakest warrior of them all, forgotten within all the chaos. But he saw through the Demon Lord’s deception. The demon was on the brink of death—so weak even a fly could’ve finished him off. And Riley did just that, drawing every last ounce of strength to bite off the demon’s head. Victory? Not quite. A final, desperate strike from the Demon Lord pierced him from behind, killing him instantly. But fate wasn’t done with him yet. Riley awoke ten years in the past—when the online game [Apocalypse] was launched. Before demons descended. Before monsters overran the world. And this time, he wasn’t starting from nothing. He had a decade of experience—and a second chance. Even more shocking, he didn’t awaken his old D-rank Strength Boost talent. This time, he received something far more terrifying: an SSS-Rank Gluttony talent! He could now devour anything—monsters, items, talents, even traits—and gain their power. Ding! [You have devoured: Spiked Rat] [Acquired: Strength +1, Agility +1.4, Endurance +0.6, Vitality +0.6, Mana +0.4] [You have devoured: Dire Wolf — Alpha Variant] [Acquired: Strength +4.1, Agility +6.5, Endurance +2.2, Vitality +3.1, Mana +2.9, Skill: Dash (E-rank)] [You have devoured: Red Orc King] [Acquired: Strength +65.3, Agility +52.3, Endurance +72, Vitality +69.1, Mana +50.3, Skill: Rockbound (C-rank)] Now, there is no demon, no god, no monster who will stand in his way. He will devour everything—and save the world. But the power of Gluttony was a double edged sword. If he wasn’t careful… he could be the one getting consumed. —————— Bonus Chapter requirement: 100 golden tickets for one bonus chapter! You can join the discord to chat with me personally or ask any more questions. Discord link: https://discord.gg/PqCseyu2Kh

Two worlds connected. An impossible reconstruction… or maybe not? After 200 years of silence in Drunai, Lua —the last descendant of her race— believed all was lost. But then came the players: humans from another world, intelligent, determined, and able to adapt faster than she ever imagined. Each one appears as a spiritual creature with an artificial body and unique abilities, capable of evolving, mastering professions, and growing beyond any limit. Meanwhile, on Earth, a techno-magical dystopia keeps humanity enslaved by a race that drains their vital mana. Their only escape is a "game"… which is, in truth, the gateway to a forgotten world that must be reclaimed. Runes, emotional magic, interdimensional wars, and choices that shape destiny. Because this is not just a game. It's the last chance to rebuild everything. 200 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter 200 Collections = 1 Extra Chapter 10 Reviews = 1 Extra Chapter I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

In a world governed by the Twelve Rings—powerful guardians of balance and order—one has turned rogue, casting a shadow over the planet and threatening a devastating return. In preparation for this looming threat, society is divided into ranks: Alpha, Beta, Delta, and at the very bottom—Zeta. Sage is a Zeta. Discarded. Overlooked. Until a cruel twist forces him into a forgotten lab—where something ancient wakes up. Now bound to a ruthless AI system with no patience for weakness, Sage is given a singular command: find the Elixir or be erased. No one believes the Elixir exists. No one believes Sage will last a week. The system disagrees. > “Vitals dropping. Emotional integrity unstable. Physical output: disgraceful.” “I’m trying—” Sage gasped, coughing on blood. “Trying is irrelevant. Survival is mandatory.” The system didn’t yell. It didn’t threaten. It simply administered pain—blinding, searing pain—until Sage screamed. “Pain increases adaptation. Adapt or be purged.” And somewhere in the agony, Sage understood: This thing wouldn’t make him stronger. It would break him until he had no choice but to be.

Transportado para um mundo onde tudo é decidido por sorte, Alastor recebe um orbe mágico, uma guia Pixie... e dez chances no Gacha Infinito. De armas lendárias a criaturas épicas, o destino agora está nas suas mãos. Mas algo está errado. Alastor está neste novo mundo sem nenhuma memória sobre quem ele realmente é e sobre sua vida passada, mas de alguma forma tudo aqui parece normal. Sua sorte incomparável chama a atenção de várias entidades neste mundo, será que a sorte de Alastor é uma benção ou uma maldição? Avalie, comente e adicione à sua biblioteca! Sua opinião é vital para que Alastor alcance o topo do Gacha!

Vitor só queria uma vida simples como ferreiro, longe das ambições e problemas do mundo, principalmente dos olhos da União de Serenis, a maior e mais influente organização do planeta. Mas desde pequeno, ele vê e escuta algo que ninguém mais parece perceber: as variações no Fluxo, a energia vital que permeia todas as coisas. Quando uma mulher misteriosa cruza seu caminho, tudo muda. Ela não apenas sente o que ele vê, como revela que a condição de sua irmã mais nova, está diretamente ligada a algo muito maior, algo que nem mesmo a União compreende totalmente. Forçado a escolher entre proteger sua família no conforto do anonimato ou mergulhar em um mundo de segredos, poderes desconhecidos e conflitos, Vitor terá que enfrentar verdades sobre si mesmo... e sobre o que significa, de fato, ter sido "abençoado" pelo Fluxo.

Wei  Zhong opened his eyes to the soft rustle of spirit grass beneath a pale morning sky and realized he’d been born into a frail, withering body. Three days. That was all the time he had. Yet a quiet certainty settled in his chest. He carried a forbidden gift: the Art of Temporal Exchange. By giving up a sliver of his hard‑won cultivation, he could roll back his own life, buying precious years. With a steady breath, he relinquished his Eighth‑Layer cultivation and felt ten years’ worth of vitality flood back into his veins. Weaker in his realm, perhaps—but alive in every sense.

Luna Lethal, a name synonymous with fear and power, ruled both the underworld and the elite circles of society. Orphaned young, she rose through treachery to become a master of manipulation and skill. Yet, her reign ended in betrayal—a laboratory explosion claimed her life. To the world, her death was a tragedy; to her enemies, a cause for celebration. But Luna awakens in the body of Aurora Smith, a neglected and ridiculed child despised by her adoptive family. Stripped of her former strength but not her will, Luna faces a choice: seek revenge for Aurora’s mistreatment or forge a new path. As her sharp mind and unyielding spirit transform Aurora’s life, shadows of Luna’s past resurface. Loyal followers sense her presence, while old enemies seek to destroy her again. Torn between vengeance and a fresh start, Luna must confront her identity. Is she still the Devil of the underworld, or can she find peace in a second chance at life? *****This book contains graphic violence, explicit sexual content, and mature themes that may be disturbing to some readers. It is intended for adult audiences (18+) only.****** ****Discretion is strongly advised.****

Shera, Earth's undefeated martial god, lived his life hiding behind the mask of a quiet high school dropout—until a freak lightning strike teleports him into Shambala, a fantastical realm of swords, sorcery, and political chaos. With his real strength unleashed, Shera becomes an unstoppable force—and an unwilling legend. But what starts as a solo journey turns into a chaotic web of romance, loyalty, and secrets as powerful women and men from across nations fall for his charm, kindness, and sheer overwhelming power. From princesses to assassins, queens to cursed priestesses, Shera gathers a diverse harem of Indian-named heroines—each with emotional scars and deep personal arcs. In a world ruled by guilds, nations, monsters, and gods—Shera’s name becomes synonymous with salvation. Every battle, every romantic moment, every betrayal, and every lustful encounter pushes Shera closer to a destiny none could imagine. This is not just a power fantasy. This is the greatest Isekai war epic, the ultimate romantic action-drama, and the sexiest damn saga Webnovel has ever seen.

Intrigued by the possibility of quick earnings, Jay Garrick, a 23-year-old graduate student, impulsively accepts a dubious job offer. However, this decision takes a harrowing turn when he is abducted and transported to an undisclosed facility. Unveiling the nature of the task, he realizes he's bound to infiltrate a stranger's consciousness and extract concealed information—an irreversible commitment. Within the enigmatic realm of another person's mind, Jay encounters a mysterious entity named X, the gatekeeper of sought-after knowledge. Despite repeated attempts to extract the information, he fails, plunging into a desperate quest for escape from this mental labyrinth. To break free, he's forced to engage in a series of challenges and games orchestrated by X, revealing a fantastical world teeming with dragons, magic, cities, and spaceships—transcending genres. As the stakes escalate, Jay grapples with unraveling the enigma that binds him to this alternate reality. Hidden within the recesses of his mind lies a profound mystery, intricately linked to his past and present. Determined to escape the clutches of his own psyche, Jay must decipher the underlying reasons for this surreal ordeal, ultimately striving to expose the truth that holds the key to his liberation. The question remains: Will he triumph in extracting the vital information and conquer the illusions within, or will he be ensnared forever in this kaleidoscopic maze of the mind?

This is a translated Chinese novel. I am not the author, just translating for fun. Translator: Doyenro (Fan Translate) Author: Zhuang Jiang Alternative universe (AU) She can produce the most terrifying horror films and also create the most profitable commercial films; she can turn artistic films into commercial successes and turn commercial films into artistic achievements. Future critiques of Laila all say that she is synonymous with the Hollywood miracle, one of the greatest directors of all time. She even unintentionally becomes the most skilled photographer and strategist. However, she knows that all of this comes from her biggest secret, which is—she has been reborn! T/N: * The Female Lead(MC) is very patriotic to her old country, so it may be annoying to some people. * The English gets better from chapter 65, the chapters 1 - 65 will be edited soon. * The actors' or actresses' characters may be different from reality. It is just an alternate universal fictional novel. * Alternate History * Contact me if a novel of the same is officially translated so that I can stop. * Original Chinese novel completed. Check out other translated novel *Married to the Demon King, she took the throne via infrastructure. *THE LORD'S LADY FROM THE EAST

In his previous life, Seo Hae-jin was a tyrant feared across realms—a villain whose name was synonymous with extinction. But when death finally claimed him, he did not find oblivion. Instead, he awoke reborn in a decaying magical world—armed with a glitched Sovereign Devouring System, and a mark burned into his palm: the Symbol of Dominion. From the body of a forsaken human child, he began again. At his command, countless black larvae hatched—creatures no larger than an insect, yet destined to evolve into horrors that would drown entire civilizations. These bugs devour everything—flesh, mana, memory—and grow without limit. He feels no pity. No remorse. No hope for redemption. As empires crumble and heroes die screaming, a single truth spreads across the stars: The Sovereign of Devouring has returned. He is no man. No god. No monster. He is extinction itself.

"Sign the papers Muse, and I will keep you safe and bring you revenge served cold on a golden platter." "You are my family's enemy Pierre." "Are you speaking of the family who abandoned you and put you here?" "They are still mine!" The laughter that rang out was filled with disbelief and amusement. "Look here Muse, those papers are not a choice. You will sign them and you will belong to me. I might be your enemy, but I am still your salvation." ~~~~~ Muse Vitale has always lived her life as the beloved adopted daughter of the Vitale family. Her perfect happy world shatters to pieces when the real Vitale heiress returns the take her place after twenty two years. Colleen Shamar is the Real heiress who becomes the villain in Muse's wonderful story. She slowly turns everyone against Muse and paints her as a bad person. Muse is cruelly cast out of the place she had once called home and into the dark confines of prison. Her entire life crumbles before her eyes. However, she finds an unlikely ally in Pierre Donovan who is the cold and calculating heartless business rival who reaches out to her and lifts her out of the dark pits of hell.

En un mundo desgarrado por criaturas llamadas infernales, la humanidad depende de los cazadores, guerreros capaces de canalizar una energía vital conocida como Nexus. Entre ellos, existe uno que no debería existir: Nihil. Un ser milenario, con la maldición de no tener ningún tipo de emoción. Y aún así… su cuerpo lo lleva hacia algo más. A un destino que él mismo no comprende. A su lado, Lucy, una supervisora alegre, amable y rota, intenta enseñarle lo que significa sentir. Arthur, un cazador eufórico y destructivo, busca desesperadamente una razón para vivir.

On a distant planet, humanoids known as Avocados exist, embodying the fruit's very essence. Their society comprises five kingdoms and a central, sovereign realm called Avocadalia. This is the place where the god Avocios chose a lineage of golden avocados to be his voice, directing the other kingdoms towards peace and justice. However, their deity's abrupt disappearance has allowed a significant threat to fester in the shadows. Now, Paltio, Avocadalia's young and untested prince, must embark on a vital quest with his friends. Their urgent mission: safeguard the five kingdoms, secure their home's future, and locate their missing god.

Nathan was born with a special bloodline but he was unaware of the truth of his past. His father had given up everything to ensure Nathan would be safe before he was even born. When an enemy kingdom found Nathan's secret, he must run and find out who he really is. As war is about to break out, Nathan joins forces with Irena the fearless princess but wanted to be a real fighter and her father was died by a fatal sickness. Together they're determined to stop the darkness and save Irena's king father, knowing that the fate of the Tenaria world relies on his life. Nathan faces an impossible choice in the end as he must overcome a vital sacrifice to vanquish the darkness and save the humanity. This is a heroic story of adventure, saving humanity, hidden acients, epic, heartwarming moments and a person's struggle between duty and fate.

Darkness looms and threatens to devour everything. In the boundless space of the universe, stars are cluttered beyond sight and exudes infinite brilliance yet still remains as dots of faint hope in the canvas of darkness. Will they glow with greater vitality or will they be consumed and extinguished, bringing everything to stillness. ---------------------------- As dusk falls and the moon blanket everything with soft gentle light. Drey and a few others watch as a meteor streaked across the sky with a faint blue light, unaware what this coincidental event will do to him and the rest of the universe.

In the year 2030 a world where magic reigns supreme, Ellard a being formally known as the “Mighty Overlord” who was humanity’s strongest. Had conquered many battlefields during his youth making his names known far and wide. However, during his last battle he was caught up in a plot made by the goddess of death who feared his existence due to his constant support to the goddess of vitality and was sent to his death for eternal sleep. However, the goddess of vitality was able to get to his soul while he was crossing the path between life and death, she granted him a second chance of life... Now one thousand years later he was reborn inside the body of a nine-year-old boy who had suffered a great misfortune after his father was assassinated and his mother had lost most of her noble influence, which resulted in their family suffering ridicule. _____ (A/N: If you notice any errors or broken contexts while reading, please let me know. I'll go back and make the necessary corrections.)

If you’re looking for another cheerful power fantasy where the hero rises, wins hearts, and saves the world with plot armor so thick it could stop a meteor with just a tiny finger then stop this isn’t that story. This is not a tale of hope. This is a tale of Dead. In a decaying multiverse governed by the Samsara of Creation and Destruction, worlds collapse, merge, and bleed into each other. The strong don’t always survive. The kind rarely thrive. And fate… fate is just a prettier word for torment it the synonym of suffering. As forgotten worlds rot and monstrous truths crawl from the void, Nine divine houses tighten their grip on what remains in their hands. The shrines lie. The Seeker System watches. The gates open, not as miracles—but as warnings. Behind each one lies a trial. A silence. A scream. A dead end. If you're tired of pretty lies and want a world that hurts, one that haunts, one that speaks to the part of you that knows not all stories end with salvation— Then step inside. But don't expect to leave whole.

"They wanted to eliminate the prince. In the end, they awakened the monster within him." Lucas Ashir Ingriss, second prince of the kingdom of Ingrissia, bears a name synonymous with glory. His ancestor, Raiden Ingriss, was one of the Five Heroes who sealed Yshvar, the Dark Lord, saving the world at the cost of his own sacrifice. But the past is the past, and House Ingriss is no longer as dominant as it once was. Gifted with an exceptional talent for fighting and swordsmanship, and a formidable intellect, Lucas is a caring and thoughtful prince. Yet he has a dream burning inside him: he dreams of rebuilding "the once great empire of Ingrissia", a once dominant and feared power across the continent. Even if it meant destroying the established order. He'll do anything to fulfill his dream. His quest for power takes him into the bloody corridors of politics, where every smile conceals a dagger. But Lucas, knowing all this, moves forward without turning away from his goal. Yet a forgotten threat is preparing to resurface. The seal of the Five Heroes is breaking. Yshvar and the darkness... what everyone had forgotten and only read about in books telling legends, were preparing their return. When Lucas goes to the royal academy, he begins to gather powerful and loyal allies for his quest. But some people, seeing him as a threat to their power, began plotting against him. During an expedition, Lucas was ambushed and left for dead in the most dangerous place on the continent: the legendary Black Forest. But Lucas isn't dead. He'll be back. Different. Unpredictable. ~~~ Thank you for reading "The Second Prince: A Mad Prodigious Swordsman" a light novel of intrigue, power, conflict, betrayal, revenge and much more. —- ENTRY TO [WSA2025]—— If you like, don't hesitate to share HAPPY READING

In the turbulent years before the rise of the Swiss Confederation, the lands of the Alps are a fractured realm of warring nobles, ambitious warlords, and foreign powers seeking control over the vital mountain passes. Among these, a young minor lord, Johann von Habsburg-Kyburg, awakens one fateful morning to find himself in the body of his sixteen-year-old self, inheriting a small but strategically crucial domain deep in the Alps. Armed with knowledge beyond his years and the burden of his noble bloodline, Johann must navigate the treacherous politics of the Holy Roman Empire, rally war-hardened mercenaries to his cause, and forge alliances with mountain clans and disillusioned knights. But unifying the Alps will not be easy—his rivals are many, the Pope and Emperor watch with wary eyes, and the great powers of Europe have long sought to keep the mountain lords divided. From a struggling border lord to the founder of an empire, Johann will march through fire and blood to carve his own destiny. The question remains—will he be a just ruler or a conqueror feared by all?

She ruled the business world with cold eyes and a diamond heart. He healed lives with gentle hands and a broken soul. Years ago, Sophia Carter—an ambitious, sharp-tongued CEO—married her first and only love, Dr. Adrian Blake, a brilliant yet stubborn surgeon. But their marriage crumbled under pressure, ending in silence and heartbreak. Sophia walked away without revealing one vital truth—she was pregnant. Now, fate intervenes when Adrian is assigned a young emergency case—a quiet boy with mysterious eyes and an uncanny resemblance.He saves the child’s life, unaware he just saved his own son. As secrets unravel, Sophia’s father pressures her to remarry. But the woman who trusts no one turns to the man she once left behind—with a contract. One year of fake marriage. No emotions. No strings. But Adrian has two goals: win back his son... and maybe, her heart. Can love bloom where betrayal once lived? Or will this second chance burn before it begins?

Looking blankly at the pavilion in front of him and the box of delicate cakes, Wei Lian arrived at a conclusion: He better jump at the river. It may be painful but it'll save him from future problems. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wei Lian have always thought that transmigration, rebirth, and all it's synonyms are IMPOSSIBLE. Well, reality has always loved proving him right and slapping him in the face. But could anyone tell him into which novel or era he had transmigrated to?!! Where's his system? Where's his golden finger?! And what's with this man who's full of contradictions ahh? Leave him alone, He's straight as a ruler!! He wants to file a complaint! This poor, humble, undergrad psychology student can't take any more of this!!