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Born as a hermaphrodite (an intersex), all Lee Min-Su ever wanted was to be seen and accepted as a normal human being too. Betrayed by his own family, who had him imprisoned for seven (7) years by the King for a crime committed by his sister, Min-Soo wanted to end his life when they went ahead to disown him right after his release from prison. But then, just as he was about to jump into the Han River, a kind sir saved him. For 3 years, Minsoo learnt to survive by working as a gisaeng (courtesan). Just when he thought that he had finally moved on, his family reached out again and forced him to replace his sister as the impotent crown prince's bride. What is he to do when his heart is for another and, as such, he cannot look at anyone else? What happens when his husband finds out about his unsavoury past lifestyle? Will he be safe and left unscathed, or will he be damned? Can he survive in this sham of a marriage where neither party likes the other? Yet, after realising that the prince was not an impotent man as the rumours suggested, Misoo's sister is now threatening to reveal the truth. When it reached the point such that too much heat was coming from all angles against him, Lee Min-Su knew then that it was time to draw the curtains closed before his "husband" found out that he had been duped. He needs to RUN! *** Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading. Thank you.

This story is about love, revenge, the quest for power, and the right to exist. After being betrayed by his childhood crush and losing his loved ones to a human raid, Erik, a werewolf, ends up on another planet for seven years before he returns to a vastly changed, post-apocalyptic Earth. Originally a timid, unadventurous man, Erik has become far more dominant and assertive upon his return. Together with him comes his beloved but ruthless soul-bound partner and fairy, Elora, who wants Erik to rule and conquer with her by his side. Elora's presence alone makes Erik more powerful than others at this level, but will he find out what else makes him special? Follow them as they use the knowledge and strength they gained on Söl to navigate an Earth filled with magic, vampires, shapeshifters, and more. Along the way, Erik and Elora will meet a diverse cast of characters, some of whom Erik might have known in the past, and some he did not, but all with their own story and desires. Will Erik be able to take revenge for the betrayals of the past? And what else will he discover along the way? ****** Disclaimer: There will be some R18 scenes, but most of the time, they will be a part of character development and not simply smut. In other words, if you decide to skip them, you'll likely miss out on some character development, but I promise to keep plot development out of it. No NTR No Yuri (there might be interactions between girls when there is a scene with the MC and more than one woman, though the MC will always be the focus. To be clear, yuri means a romantic/physical relationship between two women, meaning no two women will ever have sexual interactions with each other without the MC present. That said, Elora enjoys serving women up to him on a platter, and watching him have sex with them. She enjoys dominating, observing. and playing with the other women in the MC's harem together with him, and thus will occasionally join him in such a way. I don't believe any of that is technically yuri, but I understand that my interpretation is debatable and if any of those things weird you out, I advice you to avoid this novel.)

``` Après avoir été confiné dans un asile pendant des années, Jin Jiuchi venait tout juste d'être relâché dans l'habitat humain lorsqu'il se retrouva soudainement piégé dans un dangereux et palpitant jeu de survie. Attendez, il y a quelque chose qui ne va pas chez vous tous ? Pourquoi avez-vous l'air si effrayés ? Ce monde est tellement… excitant ! Pour Jin Jiuchi, cette bête en habits humains qui avait été enchaînée par les lois de la société, l'apparition du Cycle des Cauchemars était comme un rêve devenu réalité ! Boire du thé avec une mariée démembrée dans un appartement hanté, danser le tango avec l'esprit maléfique dans les profondeurs de la forêt du suicide, sauter à la corde avec l'ancien dieu dans une civilisation oubliée... Jin Jiuchi était tellement heureux qu'il en devenait fou ! Cependant, quand lui devenait fou, tous les joueurs et PNJ dans le cycle tremblaient de peur. *** Il y avait seulement une belle poupée de jade qui n'avait jamais eu peur de lui. Shen Nianzu appela doucement, "Jin-ge." Jin Jiuchi, qui fouillait joyeusement dans le ventre pourrissant d'un cadavre, laissa soudainement tomber tout ce qu'il faisait et se précipita devant Shen Nianzu à une vitesse invisible à l'œil nu. Ses yeux s'arrondirent en croissants alors qu'il demandait, "Quel est le problème, Nian'er ? Tu veux te joindre à moi aussi ?" Shen Nianzu était inexpressif tandis qu'il fixait l'homme ensanglanté devant lui. Puis il tendit soudainement une main, paume vers le haut. Confus, Jin Jiuchi plaça sa patte sale dans la main de Shen Nianzu et la secoua. Shen Nianzu : « Bon garçon. » Jin Jiuchi : ? *** Roi du drame fou, bête sauvage gong x grande beauté, rusé, fort jouant le faible shou Tags supplémentaires : protagoniste top/gong/seme, action, surnaturel, psychologique, mystère, romance lente, fantômes, gore, monstres, bêtes, protagoniste effronté, jeu de survie, travail d'équipe, flux illimité, horreur, suspense, intérêt amoureux plus jeune Retrouvez-moi sur : Instagram : delanasiwarka Discord : delanasiwarka#1490 Serveur Discord : bit.ly/delanadiscord ```

On racontait que Qiao Xi avait une constitution fragile – une beauté maladive. On racontait qu'elle dépensait une fortune chaque jour en médicaments – les engloutissant comme des bonbons. On racontait que dix serviteurs l'attendaient auprès de son lit chaque jour – un fardeau pour tout le monde. Ils attendaient tous que la famille Qiao renvoie Qiao Xi à la campagne et la laisse se débrouiller toute seule. Qiao Xi : "Ils disent tous que je suis faible et incapable de prendre soin de moi. Apparemment, je dépense de l'argent de manière inconsidérée aussi." Elle regarda son chemisier déchiré et s’exaspéra. Qiao Xi : "Vous voulez dire que cette famille riche laisse sa fille porter des vêtements déchirés tous les jours ?" La fille riche de la famille Qiao ? Elle en avait assez ! Elle ne le serait plus ! Donc... Mauvais garçon : "Sans la famille Qiao, tu n'es rien." Qiao Xi : "Si je suis expulsée de la famille Qiao, je serai finie." Mauvaise fille : "Sœurette, ne sois pas trop déçue. Tant que tu travailleras dur, tu seras louée un jour." Qiao Xi : "Tais-toi, je ne connais pas une traîtresse comme toi." Le mauvais garçon et la mauvaise fille : "???" On racontait que le plus jeune fils de la famille Gu, Gu Zheng, avait imprudemment épousé une femme qui n'avait rien d'autre que son apparence. Qiao Xi : "Quelqu'un me méprise-t-il ?" Un jour, Qiao Xi vit un des employés de Gu Zheng se creuser la tête sur une série de chiffres à l'écran de l'ordinateur. Comme elle avait du temps libre, elle prêta main-forte. Avait-elle vraiment piraté le pare-feu créé par les efforts conjoints des meilleurs hackers de l'élite ?! Gu Zheng se rapprochait à chaque pas. "Qiao Xi, qu'est-ce que tu me caches encore ? Hmm ?" Qiao Xi : "Oh non ! Je me sens étourdie à nouveau ! Je suis si faible. Ce corps à moi est juste trop faible !"

Ban thought he’d seen it all—until he found himself surrounded by beings who make everyday life look like a fairy tale. From fierce beastmen to ethereal magical creatures, everyone here has their quirks… and their secrets. As Ban journeys through this incredible world, he doesn’t just connect with its people—he falls for them. And trust me, things get heated in more ways than one.

Tras estar confinado en un manicomio durante años, Jin Jiuchi acababa de ser liberado a la convivencia humana cuando de repente se encontró atrapado en un peligroso y emocionante juego de supervivencia. —Espera, ¿hay algo mal con ustedes? ¿Por qué parecen tan asustados? ¡Este mundo es tan... emocionante! Para Jin Jiuchi, esta bestia vestida de humano que estaba encadenada por las leyes de la sociedad, ¡la aparición del Ciclo de Pesadilla era como un sueño hecho realidad! Tomando té con una novia desmembrada en un apartamento embrujado, bailando tango con el espíritu maligno en lo profundo del bosque del suicidio, saltando la cuerda con el dios antiguo en una civilización olvidada... ¡Jin Jiuchi estaba tan feliz que se estaba volviendo loco! Sin embargo, cuando enloquecía, todos los jugadores y PNJ en el ciclo temblaban de miedo. *** Solo había una hermosa muñeca de jade que nunca había tenido miedo de él. —Shen Nianzu llamó suavemente: «Jin-ge». Jin Jiuchi, que estaba felizmente hurgando en el estómago de un cadáver podrido, de repente lo dejó todo y se acercó a Shen Nianzu con una velocidad invisible para los ojos desnudos. Sus ojos se curvaron en forma de crescentes mientras preguntaba: «¿Qué pasa, Nian'er? ¿Quieres unirte también?» Shen Nianzu estaba inexpresivo mientras observaba al hombre sangriento frente a él. Luego extendió repentinamente una mano, palma hacia arriba. Confundido, Jin Jiuchi colocó su zarpa sucia en la mano de Shen Nianzu y la sacudió. —Shen Nianzu —dijo: — Buen chico. —Jin Jiuchi: ? *** Rey del drama lunático, bestia salvaje gong x gran belleza, astuto, fuerte actuando débil shou Etiquetas adicionales: protagonista top/gong/seme, acción, sobrenatural, psicológico, misterio, romance lento, fantasmas, gore, monstruos, bestias, protagonista descarado, juego de supervivencia, trabajo en equipo, flujo ilimitado, horror, suspenso, interés amoroso más joven Encuéntrame en: Instagram: delanasiwarka Discord: delanasiwarka#1490 Servidor de Discord: bit.ly/delanadiscord

``` # VIDA EM FAMÍLIA Su Xiaoxiao estava tirando uma soneca, mas abriu os olhos para descobrir que havia transmigrado e agora estava no corpo de uma garota corpulenta. De uma distinta médica militar, ela agora era uma glutona e preguiçosa. Além disso, ela frequentemente aterrorizava as pessoas da aldeia, junto com seu pai e irmão. Foi por isso que ninguém em quilômetros à volta estava disposto a casar-se com ela. Embora sua família tenha conseguido arranjar um casamento com uma família ilustre, o noivo fugiu no dia do casamento. Quando seu pai disse que lhe arranjaria um marido, ela não esperava que ele fizesse isso literalmente, capturando Wei Ting com um saco depois que ele estava exausto de lutar contra bandidos. Su Cheng sorriu misteriosamente para sua filha. "Dad tem boas e más notícias. Qual você quer ouvir primeiro?" "Qualquer uma." "Eu capturei um marido para você. Ele é cem vezes mais bonito do que He Tongsheng! Com certeza você vai gostar dele!" "Então, qual é a boa notícia?", ela perguntou atordoada. Su Cheng decidiu seguir a correnteza e mudou suas palavras. "A boa notícia é que você não precisa ter filhos! Meu genro já nos deu crianças!" Depois de se casar, Su Xiaoxiao levou uma vida ocupada mudando seu pai gângster e irmão mais novo para melhor, salvando a vida de seu lindo marido e criando seus três pestinhas... Além disso, ela inesperadamente se tornou uma das mulheres mais poderosas da Dinastia Yan! ```

Alice est une développeuse logicielle de 28 ans. Elle gagne de l'argent, fait des dons à des œuvres de charité, et donne même à manger aux sans-abris. Mais, en vérité, elle n'a jamais été aussi triste. Elle n'a pas d'amis et sa famille et elle sont brouillés depuis qu'elle leur a annoncé son homosexualité. Elle essaie de se distraire de ses problèmes, jusqu'au moment où elle meurt soudainement. Ce n'est cependant pas la fin. On demande à Alice de faire 3 vœux, 3 choses qu'elle désirerait si elle avait l'opportunité de renaître. Alice souhaite avoir autant d'amants que possible, un rôle dans le monde qui a du sens, et une famille qui l'accepte. Et ainsi, Alice se réveille dans un autre monde sous le nom de Melisa Blackflame, la fille aînée d'une famille de succubes. Elle décide d'essayer de vivre sa vie pleinement ici, en se jurant que, par-dessus tout, elle mènera une vie significative et, finalement, ENFIN, trouvera l'amour! Ce qu'elle ne sait pas, cependant, c'est qu'elle est sur le point de trouver bien plus que ce qu'elle peut gérer. --- Harem GL/Futa ! Mises à jour quotidiennes à 12 h heure de l'Est.

Layla Hart thought she was just another college student-until a brooding werewolf claims her as his fated mate and a seductive vampire hungers for her blood. Caught between Kael Draven's wild loyalty and Ethan Veyne's dark allure, Layla discovers her veins pulse with a power that could unite or destroy two ancient enemies. As a shadowy hybrid faction rises, threatening Ravenwood, Layla must choose: embrace her destiny or let it tear her apart. A tale of forbidden love, primal instincts, and a heart torn by claws and fangs.

« Je te laisserai être sur le dessus dès ce soir, s'il te plaît ne me divorce pas, chéri ! » ----- La vie de conte de fées d'Evelyn a volé en éclats lorsqu'un inconnu a fait irruption, prétendant être la véritable fille de la famille Wright avec des preuves. Ses privilèges enviés ? Envoyés aux oubliettes. Sa réputation immaculée ? Salie. Ses quatre ans de fiançailles ? Brutalement annulées. Mais la plus grande trahison venait de son père autrefois aimant, prêt à la marier pour régler une affaire commerciale – avec un homme deux fois son âge ! Tout le monde dans le cercle a assisté à ce mariage scandaleux, impatients d'assister à la chute de la prétendue fausse héritière. Pourtant, le point culminant n'était pas ce même Evelyn avait anticipé! Zevian Reign, le magnat le plus riche de la nation, connu pour être le fantasme de chaque femme et le cauchemar de tous ses rivaux, a fait une entrée spectaculaire. Son arrivée a stupéfié les invités, mais son souhait effronté fut encore plus surprenant ! Il a demandé avec désinvolture à remplacer le marié et à épouser la magnifique mariée. Personne n'a osé contester, ni n'a eu le courage de lui désobéir. Ils n'avaient d'autre choix que d'assister au mariage. Et c'était l'heure pour Evelyn de sourire en coin, car elle était désormais la femme du diable. Et tous ceux qui l'avaient ruinée, ils paieraient au centuple ! ++++ [Extrait] « Pourquoi larguerais-je mon mari pour un perdant ? » Evelyn rigola en croisant les bras avec défi. « Il est meilleur que lui dans tous les aspects. » Son regard se porta sur son ex-fiancé, non loin de là, et elle continua avec un sourire en coin, « En fait, beaucoup mieux au lit. » Alors que le visage d'Annabelle rougissait de dégoût, Evelyn lui tapota le dos et se pencha pour asséner une autre gifle. « Alors, bonne chance avec lécher mes restes, chère demi-sœur. Il est parfait pour toi. »

" Mon Chat est débile" suit les aventures hilarantes de Nao, un chat aussi idiot qu'attachant , qui transforme chaque moment du quotidien en chaos absolu. Entre vols de nourriture ratés, sprints de panique et combats contre des ennemis imaginaires, sa famille tente tant bien que mal de vivre une vie normale........ mais avec Nao c'est mission impossible.

Camila had spent her life in the shadows of the Silver Crest Pack, an Omega servant destined to be unseen—until fate intervened. When she turned eighteen, she discovered her mate was none other than Aiden Greene, the Alpha’s son and heir. For one fleeting moment, she thought love had rewritten her fate. But secrets have a way of unraveling. Betrayed. Framed. Pregnant. When a web of lies makes Aiden turn his back on her, Camila is left with no choice but to flee for her life. With Alpha Greene’s ruthless warriors on her trail and a deadly conspiracy threatening everything she holds dear, survival becomes her only mission. But running is only the beginning. As dark forces close in, Camila must decide—fight for the future she was denied or surrender to the fate others have chosen for her. Will she reclaim her destiny, or will the past destroy her before she even has a chance?

[Avertissement : R18+] « Sa plus grande revanche — Le séduire, briser son mariage, voler sa fortune, et enfin... le larguer. » ***** La vie de Sabrina Williams s'effondre après avoir découvert la tromperie de son mari et l'acquisition sournoise de la fortune de sa famille. Présumée morte après un tragique accident, Sabrina réapparaît cinq ans plus tard avec une nouvelle identité et une soif ardente de vengeance. Son retour déclenche un chaos romantique parmi le cercle intime du PDG, une éblouissante gamme de beaux célibataires luttant pour attirer son attention. Sabrina Williams se retrouve au centre d'un tourbillon romantique avec des prétendants inattendus – son meilleur ami protecteur, un puissant Patron de la Mafia, et son ex-mari possessif. La scène est prête pour un tiraillement intense – un choc entre amour et vengeance avec des émotions à vif. Les joueurs sont tous là, et la partie ne fait que commencer ! ***** Lorsque son scandale avec son ex-mari se répand sur internet, les critiques la maudissent en la qualifiant de Maîtresse Effrontée, Briseuse de Ménage Sans Valeur et Salope Diabolique... cependant, plusieurs puissants célibataires se regroupent pour la défendre. PDG de la Première Compagnie de Mode : « Que les haters aillent en enfer ! PS : pour ces mannequins qui ont antagonisé ma Déesse, je retire le parrainage de notre marque à leur égard. » Président de la Plus Grande Compagnie de Divertissement : « Fake news ! Nous allons entamer une action en justice pour diffamation envers ma Déesse ! Les artistes qui l'ont maudite seront bannis de ma compagnie. » Vice-Président de la Plus Grande Compagnie d'Hôtels et de Resorts : « Taisez-vous, Critiques ! Ne mettez jamais les pieds dans l'un de nos hôtels et resorts ! » Patron de la Mafia Dominateur : « Reculez ! Effacez ces commentaires malveillants, ou sinon, ma bande vous traquera. Je tuerai quiconque ose ridiculiser ma Reine ! » Tout le monde : « ... » Puis un commentaire de confession apparaît soudainement au milieu du chaos. Meilleur ami de FL : « Tout le monde peut te haïr mais je serai toujours là pour toi. Sabby... Je t'aime... Je t'aime depuis nos années d'enfance... Mon premier amour... et mon dernier. » Son ex-mari ne peut plus rester silencieux et déclare publiquement. Ex-mari Possessif : « Ce n'est pas ma maîtresse. C'est ma femme légalement. » Ami de FL, Lanny : « Femme légale mon cul ! Espèce de salaud fou, crève ! »

Nature is fair—it follows fixed rules and remains impartial regardless of race, age or gender. Natural selection is something which all living things must face and humans are no exception. Silas was only fourteen when he lost his parents to the brutal orc bandit raids. For years, he worked in the field just to provide for himself and his sister, Ruth. Life was going smooth and there was hope for the future, and then the raiders came back. They tried to run like other villagers, but they were hunted down like animals by the raiders. Silas fought with all his might but was fatally injured. Half-dead, he was forced to watch the orc butcher his sister while she screamed his name for help. Pain, grief and anger overwhelmed him. Why is the world so cruel to me? I know bad things happen, but why always me? Why did they have to Kill Ruth? She's only 12 for God’s sake! {What if I give you the power to fight back?} I will make them run like they made me! I will butcher their children and women like they did to mine! I won't stop until every single one of them are dead! {What if I tell you the earth and the heavens are responsible for your misfortune?} Even if the earth gathers and the heaven descends; I will fight! {Welcome to the fold, Sin of Wrath... Be wary of every one, especially other members of the 7 deadly sins... The battle for succession amongst the seven princes of hell is unforgiving and ruthless!} ------ So I decided to ignore my health and attempt to write all three books covering the sins of pride, lust and wrath. I may burn out, or run mad midway, or succeed. So yeah, I'll take the chance. Like I said in the other books, I haven't created a discord community before, so it may take me a while to set one up. Be patient with me, okay? Wish me luck and thank you for your support!

A boy born with the potential, so great that it threatend the world's powerhouses itself. _____ Born amidst chaos and tragedy, Azhrael, the son of the legendary Frost King and Celestial Witch, carries a burden no child should bear. Half of his soul was dormant into another world, while the other half was left sealed, hidden from the prying eyes of those who sought to destroy him. He was a child of immense potential—his very existence threatened gods and shook the balance of power in the world. However in the main story, Azhrael was only an "extra." A mysterious  beautiful boy with snow-white hair and dull grey eyes who exists in the shadow of others, bullied and beaten, unaware of the legacy he carries. That Is Until. _____ Discord- https://discord.gg/sa9wcY8V.

On a night of music and moonlight, Anirudh meets her—a woman as untamed as the Rajasthani winds, her laughter dancing through the rhythm of dandiya. In that moment, love feels effortless, untouched by the weight of the world. But then the riots come. Gujarat erupts in a storm of blood and screams, tearing through streets that once pulsed with celebration. The city turns into a graveyard of lost names and broken promises. Amidst the chaos, Anirudh searches for her, desperate to hold on to something pure in a world drowning in its own darkness. They escape, but some wounds are deeper than flesh. In the quiet of Udaipur, they try to rebuild, to outrun the ghosts of a love nearly erased. But can love survive when the past still bleeds? A story of passion found in joy and tested in devastation—of two souls who refuse to be torn apart, even when the world turns to ash around them.

I’ve done it I’ve reached the top but there’s nothing left I must get another chance please let me have another chance let me reset.

He fell for her rare purple eyes. Then, thought to have her whole. ------ That night, the delicate purple-eyed woman in a wedding dress sat on their bed as her husband observed her with a grin. "So,” he drawled, his voice wicked and magnetic, “I can't see my wife's face even on my wedding night?" "Your Majesty has promised to fulfil my one wish," the woman commented, securing the veil that covered the lower half of her face with slightly trembling hands. He stared into her mysterious rare purple eyes. "May I ask, why such a wish?" She stared back at him. "Your Majesty might not like to see ugly things.” He smirked and stepped towards her. "But, I never had a liking towards pretty things." ------ Seren, the infamous daughter of the witch, and Drayce, the ruthless and vicious son of the Devil. No one had ever seen her face as the witches are meant to be ugly, but he was the one who never searched for beauty. She was cursed to never fall in love, but he wished to be the only man she would ever love. A cursed princess married off to the Devil's son to destroy his kingdom but the Devil's son had a different plan for her. The secret of her birth will be revealed only to lead the way to unleash the hidden powers inside her which no one can control. With the hidden dangers desiring her power, can Drayce and Seren protect one another or will the darkness swallow them whole? ------ This is the first book from "Devil and Witch" series. Book one- Witch's Daughter and The Devil's son. Book two - The Devil's Cursed witch. Book Three- The Devil's Betrothed. Both books are connected to each other but you can read them as stand-alone. ------ Instagram- mynovel.20 Discord - Given in the chapters FB group- mynovel20's novels

Sushi Carfty est un jeune garçon aux pouvoirs divins. Malgré son importance dans l'histoire il tente d'être un enfant ordinaire en se faisant des amis. Mais son rôle le rattrape, il doit sauver le monde, et uniquement lui est la clé de l'univers.

A typical girl, working a low job, trying to give her brother the best of the best, suddenly met with a man who slashed her back She should have been dead, but the un expected happen. Now every one is at her back, trying to make her theirs. They wanted to be the most powerful one using her her But once she realized that she can control her power, those who want to use her as a pawn becomes her puppet Now she have to learn to deal with them, conquer the quest they have put in front of her and be with her brother

Note: Warning, this book is written by people who just wants things to be as much chaotic as it can possibly get. Additional disclaimer: The image is not ours. If you want us to take it down then bet. Additional notice: This book is being revised into an LN format. This is not the final version. This is just a draft for the LN format. So, a lot of things that are here might not be included, and some other things may be changed to flesh the story better. Are you tired of those troupes where the MC hides their powers? Or one where the mc wants or has to save the world for his loved one. Perhaps, one where the world just moves in a predestined motion. One where it's a sandbox for the mc to grow. Are you tired of those? Do you want to just throw your brain out the window and try something garbage for once. Do you want a scenario where something just happens for the sake of happening and not because it's for an overarching plot. If so, welcome. Take a stop here and read what this book has to offer. Fuck it, we ball. Serious note: - Fast-paced: Chapters transitions to other ones in a blink of an eye till around chapter 12, at least. - There are multiple main protagonists - mainly four of them, among them, two are guaranteed to have an harem apparently/ - Names are mixed. We'll be mixing names from different cultures as we see fit. - Confusing plot, apparently. Reasons you should read this novel: "JUST TRY IT."