Edna Moda Memes

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

``` ¿Qué pasa cuando un poderoso CEO en el mundo de la moda que ya prometió casarse con su novia, se ve obligado a casarse con una mujer de una familia humilde, en comparación con su prestigioso linaje familiar, contra su voluntad? Fu Hua, un nombre bien conocido en la industria de la moda, se ve forzado a casarse con una mujer llamada Jia Li, que estaba muy por debajo de su nivel por su abuelo, ante quien nadie en su familia se atrevía a ir en contra, incluido él. A lo largo del camino, algo sucedió y Fu Hua tuvo que aceptar el matrimonio, pero con condiciones. Pero, ¿qué sucede cuando Jia consume su matrimonio con Fu Hua y le da un pequeñín a cambio? ¿Qué pasa cuando su esposo descubre su talento oculto, empezará él poco a poco a enamorarse de ella? Pero, ¿qué pasa si Jia Li descubre que Fu Hua siempre había tenido sus ojos puestos en ella desde la primera vez que se encontraron, cuál sería su reacción? ***************** Fu Hua llama a Jia Li por teléfono para que le ayude a doblar su ropa, y Jia Li entra en su habitación para asistirlo creyendo que él no estaba allí. Jia Li entró a su habitación y cerró la puerta sin mirar atrás. Solo había dado unos pasos cuando oyó que la puerta se cerraba con llave detrás de ella. Se asustó un poco cuando miró hacia atrás y vio a Fu Hua mirándola con una sonrisa. —¿Cómo... Has estado aquí? —preguntó ella en shock. —¿Te asustas? —Fu Hua preguntó mientras se acercaba a ella con una sonrisa peligrosa. El resultado final fue que la inocente Jia Li fue devorada limpia por el lobo hambriento. Portada del libro encargada por la artista Laylee Sígueme en Instagram: @authorpaschalinelily Únete a mi servidor de discord para obtener información de primera mano... https://discord.gg/GywPN7X ```

[COMPLETO] “Senhorita Li Xue, você está grávida!” disse a doutora enquanto entregava o exame de gravidez que claramente tinha dado positivo. Li Xue não sabia como reagir à notícia. Ela estava toda preparada para fazer o teste de virgindade e provar ao mundo que todas as acusações eram falsas. Ela estava completamente certa de que sua virgindade estava intacta, então como a gravidez dela era possível? Essa é a história de uma mulher, Li Xue, que trabalhou árdua e incansavelmente para construir sua carreira como modelo de moda. Ela não vinha de uma família rica onde tudo era servido em bandejas de ouro, mas sim de uma família de classe média trabalhadora, onde é necessário esforçar-se muito para alcançar os sonhos. Seu sonho era se tornar a principal modelo de moda do mercado, mas ele foi estilhaçado quando ela se viu presa em um escândalo. Ninguém acreditou nela. Nem seus amigos nem seu namorado. Ela foi deixada completamente sozinha com a criança que crescia dentro dela. Então, ela deixou a cidade, com a vida que crescia em seu ventre. Com um pequeno demônio-anjo em crescimento que lhe dava forças para sobreviver neste mundo sem sentido, para se tornar algo que ela ainda não tinha certeza do que seria. ____ P.S. Este é um trabalho original, não uma tradução. E a capa me pertence. (Encomendada de: GiselArts). Junte-se à autora no servidor do discord: https://discord.gg/88C4VZD Ou conecte-se no Instagram: author_scarlet_shine

``` —Señorita Li Xue, está embarazada —dijo la doctora mientras le entregaba el informe del embarazo que claramente había dado positivo. Li Xue no sabía cómo reaccionar ante la noticia. Ella había venido totalmente preparada para realizarse el examen de virginidad y demostrarle al mundo que todas sus acusaciones eran falsas. Estaba completamente segura de su virginidad intacta, entonces ¿cómo era posible su embarazo? Esta es la historia de una mujer, Li Xue, que ha trabajado arduamente para construir su carrera como modelo. No provenía de una familia rica donde todo se servía en un plato de oro, sino de una familia trabajadora de clase media, donde uno tiene que esforzarse mucho para alcanzar sus sueños. Su sueño era convertirse en la principal modelo de moda, pero se desvaneció cuando se encontró atrapada en un escándalo. Nadie le creyó. Ni sus amigos ni su novio. Se quedó completamente sola con el niño que crecía dentro de ella. Entonces, dejó la ciudad, con la vida creciente en su vientre. Con un pequeño demonio-ángel creciente que le daba fuerzas para sobrevivir en este mundo sin sentido, para convertirse en algo de lo que todavía no estaba segura. PD. Esta es una obra original, no una traducción. Y la portada me pertenece. (Encargada a: GiselArts). Únete al servidor de discord del autor: https://discord.gg/88C4VZD O conéctate en Instagram: author_scarlet_shine ```

Alex se muda para a grande metrópole litorânea de Eastside, morando junto de sua irmã e também trabalhando com ela como fotógrafo de uma agência de moda, o jovem busca se entender com sua nova vida, longe de seus pais e da tranquilidade da pequena cidade de Moore. Mas esse jovem adulto tem mais segredos do que se imagina, sem saber muito sobre sua real origem, ele possui habilidades sobre-humanas, e as usará para salvar pessoas e enfrentar grandes inimigos. Em um mundo tomado por heróis em busca de dinheiro e reconhecimento, Alex se tornará o Guardião, um herói para mostrar ao mundo e a Eastside o verdadeiro sentido de ser um herói, buscando se tornar um símbolo de justiça e esperança.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

``` —Su mayor venganza: sedúcelo, rompe su matrimonio, roba su fortuna y por último... déjalo. ***** La vida de Sabrina Williams se desmorona tras descubrir el engaño de su esposo y la adquisición deshonesta de la fortuna de su familia. Presumida muerta después de un trágico incidente, Sabrina resurge cinco años después con una nueva identidad y un ardiente deseo de venganza. Su regreso provoca un caos romántico entre el círculo íntimo del CEO, un deslumbrante desfile de solteros atractivos compitiendo por su atención. Sabrina Williams se encuentra en el centro de un remolino romántico con contendientes inesperados: su mejor amigo protector, un poderoso Jefe de la Mafia y su posesivo exesposo. El escenario está listo para un apasionante tira y afloja, un choque de amor y venganza con las emociones a flor de piel. ¡Todos los jugadores están listos, y el juego apenas comienza! ***** Cuando el escándalo con su exesposo se esparce en internet, los detractores la maldicen etiquetándola como Amante Sinvergüenza, Destructora de Hogares Inútil y Zorra Malvada... sin embargo, varios solteros poderosos se unen para defenderla. —¡Que se vayan al infierno los haters! PD: a esas modelos que antagonizaron a mi Diosa, les retiro el patrocinio de nuestra marca —dijo el CEO de la Compañía de Moda más Importante. —¡Noticias falsas! Tomaremos acciones legales por difamar a mi Diosa. Los artistas que la maldijeron serán vetados de mi compañía —anunció el Presidente de la Compañía de Entretenimiento más Grande. —¡Cállense, haters! ¡No pisen nunca uno de nuestros hoteles y resorts! —gruñó el Vicepresidente de la Empresa de Hoteles y Resorts más Grande. —¡Atrás! Borren esos comentarios maliciosos, o mi banda los perseguirá. ¡Mataré a todos los que se atrevan a ridiculizar a mi Reina! —amenazó el Jefe de la Mafia Dominante. —... —pronunció el mundo. Entonces, un comentario de confesión aparece de repente en medio del caos. —Todos pueden odiarte pero yo siempre estaré allí para ti. Sabby... te amo... te he amado desde nuestra infancia... Mi primer amor... y mi último —confesó el mejor amigo de la FL. Su exesposo ya no puede quedarse callado y declara al público. —Ella no es mi amante. Ella es mi esposa legal —afirmó el Exesposo Posesivo. —¡Esposa legal una mierda! ¡Muere ya, desgraciado loco! —espetó el amigo de la FL, Lanny. ```

[Aviso: R18+] "Sua Maior Vingança--Seduza-o, Destrua seu casamento, Roube sua fortuna e, por último... DESCARTE-o." ***** A vida de Sabrina Williams desmorona após descobrir a traição de seu marido e a aquisição desonesta da fortuna de sua família. Presumida morta depois de um trágico incidente, Sabrina ressurge cinco anos depois com uma nova identidade e um ardente desejo de vingança. Seu retorno provoca um caos romântico entre o círculo íntimo do CEO, um deslumbrante leque de belos solteiros disputando sua atenção. Sabrina Williams se vê no centro de um furacão romântico com pretendentes inesperados – seu protetor melhor amigo, um poderoso Chefe da Máfia e seu possessivo ex-marido. O palco está montado para uma tensa batalha de cabo de guerra – um confronto de amor e vingança com as emoções à flor da pele. Os jogadores estão todos presentes, e o jogo está apenas começando! ***** Quando seu escândalo com o Ex-marido se espalha na internet, os detratores a amaldiçoam, marcando-a como Amante Sem Vergonha, Destruidora de Lares Inútil e Vadia Maligna... porém, vários solteiros poderosos se unem para defendê-la. CEO da Principal Empresa de Moda: "Odiadores vão para o inferno! PS: para aquelas modelos que antagonizaram minha Deusa, eu tiro o patrocínio da nossa marca delas." Presidente da Maior Empresa de Entretenimento: "Notícia falsa! Tomaremos medidas legais por difamar minha Deusa! Artistas que a amaldiçoaram serão proibidos na minha empresa." Vice-Presidente da Maior Empresa de Hotéis e Resorts: "Calem a boca, Detratores! Não ousem pisar em um dos nossos hotéis e resorts!" Chefe da Máfia Dominador: "Recuem! Apaguem esses comentários maldosos, ou senão minha gangue irá atrás de vocês. Matarei todos que ousarem ridicularizar minha Rainha!" Todo mundo: "..." Então, um comentário de confissão surge repentinamente no meio do caos. Melhor amigo da FL: "Todos podem te odiar, mas eu sempre estarei lá por você. Sabby... Eu te amo... Eu te amo desde a nossa infância... Meu primeiro amor... e o último." Seu ex-marido não pode mais ficar calado e declara ao público. Ex-marido Possessivo: "Ela não é minha amante. Ela é minha esposa legal." Amigo da FL Lanny: "Esposa legal uma ova! Cara doido, vai morrer!"

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.

[Advertencia: contenido maduro r18+/fuerte] Él es su salvación. Ella, su perdición. Sin embargo, se niega a dejarla ir... Mineah, la Princesa más joven de Ebodia, fue maldecida al nacer para permanecer inmaculada y traer desgracia a los que la rodean. Esta profecía se cierne sobre ella como una nube oscura, creciendo cada año que no se cumple. Existe en rumores susurrados como una figura lastimera: frágil, sumisa, indeseable. Debajo de esa máscara se encuentra una zorra fuerte y feroz digna de ser reina. Y esta posible reina ha puesto sus ojos en romper su maldición, incluso si eso significa engañar al vampiro más astuto que jamás haya nacido. Nikolai, aunque recluso y enigmático, es reverenciado por el Reino de Valcrez como un gobernante sabio y poderoso. Sin que sus leales súbditos lo sepan, su imagen de perfección es una red de mentiras que, si se expone, puede hacer que su reino y todo lo que aprecian se derrumbe bajo sus pies. Cuando estos dos encuentran sus caminos cruzados en una alianza matrimonial, comienza el juego de la Seducción de la Corona. Pero, ¿quién es el cazador y quién es la presa? ******** Extracto: —¿Por qué te estás desnudando frente a mí? —preguntó con el ceño fruncido, haciendo poco por ocultar la irritación en su voz—. ¡Su objetivo era capturar solo su corazón, no todo su cuerpo! —¿No se me permite tomar un baño con mi esposa? —respondió con tono frío—. Pedí a propósito una bañera grande para estar seguro de que los dos cabríamos en ella juntos. Ella suspiró, sin apartar la mirada de él mientras recuperaba la compostura. Al verlo sonreír con suficiencia, se obligó a sentirse cómoda mientras él hablaba. —Así está mejor. Dijiste tú misma que nadie te obligó a casarte conmigo. En cambio, te ofreciste y te ofreciste voluntariamente para hacerlo, así que espero que tengas la seguridad suficiente para compartir un baño con tu marido —afirmó con confianza Nikolai—. Después de todo, pronto haremos más que solo esto. Descarado... Evitando rodar los ojos, logró darle una sonrisa mientras decía: —No me culpes si luego mueres por mi culpa. **** Nota: La portada del libro fue encargada y es propiedad del autor. Por favor, no la utilice!

Edna Zolkan, who is a General of the army of the Woodward kingdom of the North, the first female General in a hundred years, the right hand and most trusted advisor to the king is accused falsely under the guise of concern for the security of the kingdom and the crown, some nobels fabricate a web of deceit, planting false evidence against Edna who later escapes execution into the forest where she meets Blitzer, a handsome soldier and cousin to the Alpha of the Klaven Clan in the forest moments before full moon in an awkward situation followed by a spark of attraction. He disappears into the mist of the night, she also left but for a moment stunned by her beauty and did not forget her face neither did she forget his. Edna is a formidable leader, revered by her subjects for her unwavering devotion to justice and protection. However, a dark cloud cast its shadow over her position when the nobels of the king's court conspired to take her down. When Edna and Blitzer meet again will the attraction lead to love? OR does destiny have another reason for them to meet and become inseparable, even in death?. When destiny brings them together as allies in the battle against a common enemy and Edna learns of a secret about herself totally unknown to her but known to Blitzer all the while. She is torn between her feelings for him and going back to her home not minding if she dies in the process.

Junior Smith was regarded as the useless and poor son-in-law in the eyes of all, but then, everything changed, starting with his name. "So, I can call you mother?" Junior asked Emily "Of course. You're my son" Emily answered "And one more thing" she continued, "Your name is actually Mansion Miller Junior." His father, Mansion Miller, was CEO of D'Miller brand, the country's top company. Junior's love for Jasmine Banks was an interesting thing - it was crystal clear, yet tainted by the dark truth he couldn't ignore. Behind her captivating smile and sultry eyes, Junior saw a bitter force that threatened to consume him whole. His heart beat strongly with a quiet fury, one that has been held in for too long and in that moment he made a calculated resolve. With a sly smirk, Junior whispered to himself, "They'll never see it coming."

[Atención: Esta es una historia para un público adulto. Contiene descripciones explícitas en algunos capítulos y mientras no me tiren los capítulos seguirá así.] ¡Hola, marranos! Bienvenidos a una historia de fantasía repleta de comedia, absurdo y contenido adulto. Por ahora subiré todo lo que tengo escrito hasta el capítulo 2 PARTE 2. Quiero ver si la plataforma me permite subir este contenido y ver vuestras reacciones. Esta historia está creada para practicar la escritura de contenido adulto fusionado con humor. Cualquier comentario de ayuda se agradece. (Si algún capítulo pienso que necesita revisión lo subiré más tarde) Cid, un tipo común y corriente, solo quiere una cosa: comodidad. Tras un destino un tanto... peculiar, acaba convertido en el hombre más codiciado de un extraño mundo. ¿Cómo? Se une a un gremio de hombres en la capital y se ve obligado a cumplir con las más absurdas y ridículas peticiones. El objetivo: ascender de rango y alcanzar la tan ansiada vida cómoda que tanto sueña. Gracias por leer la sinopsis y espero que os guste.

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

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Cuando Kaito Ichihara, un niño de 10 años, intenta entrar al "Ultimate Tournament", el torneo más importante del juego de moda "Kite Wars", no solo se enfrentará al hecho de que es un novato en esta disciplina, sino también a una maligna corporación que busca destruir este juego, a un justiciero en las sombras que lo ayudará a superar las adversidades e incluso a las pistas que lo llevarán a la ubicación de su padre desaparecido.

Esta historia gira alrededor de Shin Hyun un estudiante universitario promedio procedente de Corea del Sur, cuya sexualidad vive y experimenta con mucha cautela, algo de lo que aún es prohibido o incorrecto hablar en pleno siglo XXI , por otro lado la relación con sus padres la describiría como algo complejo e incómodo, sin embargo Jun Seo, su mejor amigo es su gran apoyo, pero a sus vidas llega Edna, una chica mexicana que va de intercambio, quien se hará rápidamente cercana a ellos marcando el inicio de una amistad incondicional, por otra parte llegará Hye Joon, el presidente del consejo estudiantil con quien se involucra Shin Hyun y que podría decirse que es su primer amor, aunque nunca pudo haber imaginado que podría ser un trago tan amargo, pero con ayuda de Jun Seo y Edna podrá salir de una relación marcada por abusos, violencia y confusión, que dará inicio a nuevas facetas sobre él mismo que no conocía, conocerá nuevas personas y nuevas maneras de relacionarse, que le ayudará a forjar nuevos lazos de amistad, familiares y de pareja, pero lo primordial, de ver que es alguien merecedor de amor y que también es capaz de ofrecerlo, pues la nobleza, la gentileza y el amor nunca han matado a nadie.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

穿成古代愚孝文渣A - Original Name. 洛小湃 - Author. STATUS In COO:- 138 (End) - 116 main + 22 extras. Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag AStraight to the bottom Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Author: Luo Xiaopai Status: Completed Latest chapter: Main text Chapter 138 (Extra 22) Introduction to the work: Copywriting: Weibo: Jinjiang Luo Xiaopai Ji Huan woke up and found that she had been transported into an ancient book about foolish filial piety and became the foolish and filial daughter of a farm family. The original person was imprisoned by the whole family. Not only did he do the hardest and most tiring work, but he also had no regrets. His parents spent all the money from selling food on the eldest brother and the third brother. They called the eldest brother the eldest son and the third brother. In addition, money is needed to obtain academic qualifications. As for the money that the original person deserves, the original person's mother pretends to save it for the original person first, but in fact, she secretly subsidizes the eldest son and the younger son. The wife Jiang Yubai that the original person married was said by her mother to be a evil star. Not only did she not let the original person and Jiang Yubai consummate their marriage, she also made things difficult for Jiang Yubai in every possible way, leaving the most tiring and dirty work to Jiang Yubai. Baigan, because of his filial piety, did not dare to say a word for Jiang Yubai. At the end of the book, the original person worked hard for his family all his life, so that he died of illness early before he was forty years old. Jiang Yubai died early in front of the original person. Before the original person died, he only received His parents said lightly: "You are filial." Ji Huan looked at the plot of the original book and immediately said, "What kind of feudal dross is this?" She wants to see who dares to kidnap her morally! So, her mother asked Ji Huan to work in the fields, and Ji Huan lay on the edge of the field and slept soundly. She asked Jiang Yubai to cook for the family, but Ji Huan went into the kitchen and "accidentally" dropped all the bowls; When carrying water, Ji Huan poured senna leaves into the water, which made the whole family unable to stop. When her mother did not give her the money she deserved, Ji Huan went to the village to borrow money and asked the person who was borrowed the money to find it. The original parents want it. In short, the original parents finally couldn't live with Ji Huan anymore and proposed to separate the family. Ji Huan happily agreed and took Jiang Yubai to live a small life with the land and money. Fortunately, Ji Huan was a craftsman in Jianzhan in her previous life. Soon she returned to her old profession and became prosperous in the small town. When she thought about coming over to woo her cheap relatives, Ji Huan said, "Who are you?" " Note: 1. Qianyuan=alpha, Kunze=omega, Zhongyong=beta, no pendant.

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels Status in COO:- 100 (completed) 90 main + 10extras. 穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a - Name original 洛小湃 - Author name. Shen Xian died suddenly in an accident and traveled through an ancient ABO abuse novel. She became a scumbag in the book who was so angry that his father suffered a stroke, his mother took medicine, and his wife divorced. His daughter was afraid of her, his wife was afraid of her, and even the seventh aunt was afraid of her. The eighth aunt had to take a detour when she saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was obsessed with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and would go to Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. However, the male protagonist in the original book, Lu Jianbai, was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, a scumbag, and the two of them... Shen Xian, who blackmailed and demanded money, was sent to jail. Shen Xian held her forehead and thought: She is not worthy of this peerless scumbag! Fortunately, she still had a system to follow her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book. Plot: A 50-yuan reward for having a cordial and friendly conversation with her daughter; a 100-yuan reward for taking her father for a walk downstairs; a 100-yuan reward for picking up her daughter from kindergarten; With some money earned from doing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company. However, in a short period of time, the company became prominent in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter continued to Changing her view of Shen Xian... Small theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mom, Mom, there are several beautiful ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Hey, my wife, I was wrong, they are just partners. Lin Qinghan's lips curled up into a smile: "Let's settle the accounts when we go home tonight." Shen Xian: Ooooh~I'm afraid Content tags: Rebirth, slap in the face, sweet text, Chuan Shu search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Xian, Lin Qinghan

穿書後，女主把我搞到手了？ - original name Author :- 洛小湃 Status in COO:- 83 total chapters ( 81 main + 2 extras) Wei Miao was reborn in a book called "The Domineering President Series: Campus Sweetheart Don't Try to Run" and became a vicious female supporting character who was crazy about the male protagonist in the original book and satirized and framed the female protagonist. And Wei Miao, who is bound to the positive energy system, is asked to save the abused heroine in exchange for his own life in the book world. So the heroine couldn't enter the dormitory door; Wei Miao: I'll help you. The heroine was bullied; Wei Miao: I will protect her. The heroine is sick; Wei Miao: I will take care of her. The heroine is in danger; Wei Miao: I will save you. Until the heroine Liang Qianwei blushed and hugged Wei Miao's waist and said: I want you; Wei Miao:???When did the heroine bend? Forget it, my life is all yours! content tags: Sweet article, Chuan Shu, Shuang article Campus search keywords: Protagonist: Wei Miao, Liang Qianwei ┃ Supporting roles: Song Mengmeng, Wang Xiao, Lu Weinan ┃ Others: Chuan Shu, gl one sentence introduction : After rescuing the heroine, something started to go wrong with the heroine? Purpose: To achieve a positive life through unremitting efforts.

Associated Names [Edit] Adjacent Street GL 邻街gl Status in COO [Edit] 30 Chapters (Completed) Genre [Edit] Romance Yuri Tags[ ] [Edit] Cute Protagonist Love at First Sight Author(s) [Edit] 黎和里 Yu Qiu doesn't believe that love at first sight exists in this world. In fact, it was not true. She fell in love with Ning Qing at first sight, lost her soul at first sight, and fell in love at first sight... Then she was tied tightly and handed the key to him. A cold beauty on the inside ┃ Others: One-sentence introduction: The evolutionary history of a beautiful sister’s wife-slave Concept: You are my love at first sight

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.