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To the world, Sierra Hayes is living the dream; married to her high school sweetheart, co-founder of a billion-dollar real estate empire, and the envy of every woman in the city. But behind every perfect life... is a secret. Her once-passionate marriage has grown cold. The man who used to adore her now avoids her touch. The empire they built together suddenly feels like a gilded cage. And just when Sierra starts to question everything she thought she knew, a stranger enters her world. A man with eyes that see too much. A presence that stirs something dangerous inside her. The truth is out there,hiding in silence, buried under loyalty. And when it finally surfaces, nothing will ever be the same again.

Step Dad × Step daughter (18+) with good plot You shouldn’t want me, Damien. I’m your step daughter.” “Then stop moaning my name like a dirty little whore every time I touch you.” When 19-year-old Amara returns home for summer break, she never expects the cold, powerful man married to her mother to become the center of her darkest, filthiest desires. Damien Knight is her stepfather. Fifteen years older. Dominant. Controlled. And utterly off-limits. But one look at her tight shorts, her braless top, and the soft curves she’s grown into—and all his rules begin to shatter. “You like it when I call you a brat, don’t you? When I pin you against the wall and make you beg?” “Yes, Daddy… harder.” What starts as dangerous tension spirals into nights of rough claiming, dirty confessions, and secret touches in forbidden places. He swore to protect her. She swore she’d never fall for a man like him. But when obsession turns into possession… someone’s going to break. And it won’t be him. “On your knees, Amara. If you’re going to act like a slut, I’ll treat you like one.” The moment she walked into his house, she became his favorite sin. Sweet. Sharp. Seductive. She gave him moans in the dark, lips that whispered surrender, and a body that begged for more. He thought she was innocent. He didn’t know she had a plan. Every night he took her. Every time she said "yes." Every time she fell apart under him—it brought her one step closer to something more dangerous than love. She was playing a game. But so was he. And when lust turns into obsession, and pleasure spirals into madness, only one question remains: Who really is in control? ⚠️They are not blood related ⚠️ muture and erotic also has a good plot not only s*x

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The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

A girl has a boyfriend who always cheat on her but she doesn't believe that even if she saw that by her eyes she always gives dumb reasons like that he has girl best friend or maybe he has a cousin but he's really cheating on her. I other hand she has a boy best friend who has feelings for her but deny that.

In the heart of Seoul, high schooler Joon-ho Kang conceals a secret—he's a master assassin in the virtual world of NexaRealm. Selected to represent his school in the national 1v1 tournament, Joon-ho's strategic brilliance wins not only matches but also recognition. However, success raises a profound question: Does he love NexaRealm for the game or the pursuit of being the best? His internal struggle intensifies as he navigates newfound fame, supported quietly by his parents and observed closely by childhood friend Soo-jin. NexaRealm, once a source of joy, becomes a crossroads when Joon-ho receives an invitation to join Korea's national team. Now, Joon-ho faces a choice: pursue professional gaming, reach the pinnacle in NexaRealm, or maintain a balance between passion and genuine connections. The journey unfolds as he confronts the cutthroat world of pro gaming, discovering the true meaning of his NexaRealm connection and the choices that define his path. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, events and incidents are the product of the author's imagination and his only. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Heavy language is used in the story. Blood, gore, violence and sexual acts are also depicted in the story. Update: a chapters a day Site: https://akikure.carrd.co/

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" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

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He was temptation in a suit, a billionaire with eyes like danger and a touch that burned. But behind Cassian Virelli's charm was a secret that could destroy her life. Savannah Quinn was only looking for a night of release at the city's most elite strip clubs, not the dangerous attention of the man who co-owned it. Cassian is everything she shouldn't want: Possessive, powerful and Intoxicating. Their connection is instant and their chemistry? lethal. But when the truth from Cassian's past begin to surface and Savannah uncovers pieces of a world she was never meant to see, she realizes their love isn't just forbidden, it's deadly. And the dirtiest secret of all?.... she was never supposed to survive him.

Humanity’s worst enemy is itself. The hatred people harbor has the power to shatter minds and ignite chaos. But what happens when those very same creatures are given powers that can wipe out all life? This is the story of Kairo, an ordinary high school student who will soon rise to become the world’s strongest hero. His journey will be filled with danger, betrayal, ruthless rulers, and unspeakable eldritch horrors. Along the way he might actually find something worth protecting. *** Mainly inspired by marvel comics and some novels on this platform.

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Imagine graduating from college in a few months, and then the apocalypse happened. Moreover, dungeons and monsters appeared, superhuman powers awakened, and the world changed, yet Jade remained as he was—the ever so heedless, unbothered, emotionless, and weird guy manning the cash register. But some people deemed him lucky because he seemed to be unaffected by all those happenings. But would they still believe that when Jade came home one day from his night shift, tired and hungry, to find a dungeon gate right inside his house? The worst thing that could ever happen to him was get sucked in that gate, however, instead of the gate, strange Seekers are sucking up to him instead. Jade: Why is this happening?! Seeker 1: Help me go back to my world, and I will give you everything you wish for. Seeker 2: I don’t care about going back to that damned world, so can you just let me stay here with you? Seeker 3: Jade, honey, you’re the best Minder! I need you, so come with me to my world. And so on… these Seekers are all lunatics forcing him to help them go back to their respective worlds! But how can Jade do that, when all of them were just mere characters from books?! Now, what will Jade do?

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] You have been invited to participate in a scavenger hunt Beginning three days from now in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Enclosed you will find a plane ticket and five hundred dollars. When you land at the airport, a limousine will be waiting for you. If you choose not to honor this invitation, Someone will be by to retrieve it, intact as you received it.

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Eight years of intense training with a mysterious white-haired woman? Check. A dramatic encounter with a gorgeous Saint who made his heart skip a beat? Also check. Entrance exam to a magic academy full of weirdos? Pfft… should be easy, right? Ren just wants a peaceful life—graduate from the academy and maybe—just maybe—avoid getting caught up in world-ending nonsense. But life said, “Nah, bro. You’re the main character.” Now he's stuck dealing with a Saint who’s hiding secrets, a pretty boy prince from another world who’s acting like he read the game script, and ridiculously powerful girls who keep showing up for some reason. The world might be ending, but hey—at least the academy cafeteria serves free lunch.

If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.