Nonsense Bungaku

Morgan Lovecraft had a problem. The world hated him for what he was, and what he could do.Saved by Duke Kinson, Morgan finds a new life in the world of Dunnishire. Orphaned as a young teenager, he finds himself in a new world where making friends was easy. That all came crashing down the day he turned sixteen and found out he not only had a death affinity, but he was also a necromancer. For a time, all necromancers were put down before they could gain levels or power.Morgan was born after that nonsense, but many of the old prejudices and hatred were still prevalent. Going from having friends to being an outcast once again, he hopes his scholarship to the Mages Academy will be a new turning point for him and a way to redeem himself.Most people think of necromancer’s as beings of great power who could raise up hordes of the undead to do their bidding. Well, yes, that part was true. But necromancers were a fantastic utility class that could be both DPS as well as some minor healing and maybe… just maybe… cast resurrections.All his planning, hopes, and dreams go out the window the first day of classes, when he is challenged to an honor duel. Making mortal enemies five minutes after walking into school? Being asked by the duchy to speak to the dead for them? Help them solve an assassination plot, corruption of public officials? Not wanting to be in the spotlight, the former Earth gamer finds himself right on center stage as he becomes The Duchy’s Necromancer!What this book is: A fantasy LitRPG GameLit progression based storyline. There are grownups in this book who act like grownups. They drink, they swear, they make bad jokes, and they fall in love. What’s not in this book? Harems. Sex scenes. Graphic or otherwise. There are plenty of jokes and innuendo about it, however.

Elliot Harper was just a regular pizza delivery guy. One moment, he was playing a mobile game while waiting for his next order, when suddenly—BAM! He’s in a medieval fantasy world where everyone thinks he’s the legendary hero destined to save the kingdom. The reason? He accidentally clicked on a shady mobile ad that promised him “unlimited power” and “a free reward.” Turns out, the reward was an all-expenses-paid trip to a world full of swords, magic, and absurdly persistent prophecy believers. Now, armed with nothing but his delivery uniform, a busted scooter, and an unhealthy amount of sarcasm, Elliot must find a way home while avoiding overenthusiastic knights, suspiciously manipulative wizards, and a demon king who seems more interested in bureaucracy than world domination. Can Elliot survive a world that runs on nonsensical RPG logic? Will he ever get his refund for this unwanted adventure? And why is everyone worshipping his pizza box like it’s a sacred relic?! One thing’s for sure: he never should have clicked that ad.

Freya Lenore, once a fearsome assassin, is now stuck managing the wild, unpredictable antics of Nevaris Vale, the youngest trillionaire in history. Nevaris is a master of business deals... when he's not distracted by his next bizarre idea or trying to launch another ridiculous project. From hoverboard racing leagues to random "visionary" investments, Nevaris somehow makes chaos seem charming, leaving Freya to clean up the mess. Tasked with keeping him on track and in check, Freya is the no-nonsense counter to Nevaris' childish brilliance. His immature quirks might make her roll her eyes, but behind the scenes, she's the one who keeps Titan Vale Corporation running smoothly. Despite her cold, professional exterior, Freya finds herself constantly pulled into Nevaris' whirlwind of eccentricity - and, maybe just maybe, a bit of unexpected affection. In this fun, action-packed, and hilariously awkward corporate romance, follow Freya's perspective as she navigates the madness of being Nevaris' assistant. Between keeping his outlandish schemes from blowing up and managing his (often childish) mood swings, Freya is starting to wonder if she's fallen for the chaos itself. Is it love or just another absurd deal? With Nevaris at the helm, anything's possible - and that's exactly what scares her. Join Freya as she tries to keep her cool, her sarcasm sharp, and her patience intact in a world where every deal could go too far.

Yue Xuexia is just an ordinary salted fish that rarely lives in her house, but suddenly one day she woke up, received a sign-in system, and thought she was dreaming. The sign-in system rewarded her with multiple things, including houses, money, cars, and talent scrolls, which led her to the life of the richest lady in the world. She could sign in once a day. One morning, with her eyes groggily and blurry, Xuexia was welcomed by a holographic screen only she could see. Yes, like the ones in the novels and manga. Ding! Xuexia waves her hand in the empty air and mumbles, "Noisy, I told you to turn off the damn alarm, whoever owns it!" When a robotic voice lingered near her ears saying, Signed in successfully. Congratulations to the host, and you've received [1 Million RMB in cash!] Xuexia, who is currently in need of great money, was in disbelief as she looked at the words one million and laughed. "Heh~ even in my dream, I was wishing to receive free money. What nonsense, let's go back to sleep. Yue Xuexia was about to close her eyes back to sleep when the old touch screen phone near her pillow vibrates. Bzzt~ Bzzzzzt~ "Urg~ who the hell is calling now?" complained Yue Xuexia in her half-asleep state. She picked up the phone only to see a message notification saying the following words: [Your bank card account ending with 5567 had received a deposit transfer from XXXX at 6:45 am. You had received a 1 million deposit and your current saving balance is 1,003,000.00 RMB (Autumn Field landbank)] Yue Xuaxia mumbled in disbelief and said, "Fucking hell! This is awesome." Who doesn’t like free things?~' This lady wants it too!!!

Initially, Bai Fu only intended to farm the players' favor to survive, planning to leverage their power to deal with the NPCs that opposed her. However, she accidentally overdid it. From being the 'Players' Sturdiest Support' to 'The Lonely Guardian of the Frontier', and then to 'The First Saint in the Empire's Corrupt World'. Players took the initiative and elevated her to a divine status. In the third millennium of the Empire, a former Emperor, who requested anonymity, loudly complained during a newspaper interview. 'Those immortals charged into the palace shouting about friendship and bonds, and forcibly placed the crown on the head of Bai Fu, this demon. Such a sin!' Bai Fu responded to the accusations with great indignation. 'How am I a demon? From the beginning, I have always advocated love and justice. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes wide open... It's also difficult for me. Sometimes, it's worth looking for the reason within oneself. Have you ever tried to be a good person over these years? Why do the immortals only attack you and not me?'

Nora Smith yang gemuk dan jelek menjadi bahan tertawaan kota ketika tunangannya memutuskan pertunangan mereka. Dia berkata, “Pemandangan wajah mu yang besar dan paha mu yang seperti geledek membuatku jijik! Jangan pernah ganggu aku lagi!” “Dasar idiot.” Nora mengejek dan berbalik, bibirnya terangkat membentuk senyum. Kemudian, ketika Nora berhasil langsing, dia kembali sebagai kecantikan yang menakjubkan. Mantan tunangannya datang kepadanya membawa bunga dan memohon, “Aku salah, Nora. Aku rela melakukan apa saja asalkan kamu kembali padaku.” Nora menopang dagu dengan tangan dan tersenyum saat menjawab, “Pria sejati tidak terpaku pada masa lalu.” Dengan marah, dia berkata, “Kamu hanya orang bodoh yang membebani yang sudah aku buang, Nora. Tidak ada yang akan menginginkanmu selain aku!” Tapi setelah itu... Seorang penyanyi muda dan populer mentweet: “Nora Smith adalah dewi ku!” Seorang ahli bedah terkenal secara internasional bertanya, “Apa kamu senggang malam ini, Nora?” Bahkan orang kaya dan berpengaruh yang ditakuti semua orang datang dan berkata, “Saya bisa mengurus istri dan anak-anak saya sendiri, terima kasih banyak.”

``` Hera Avery sedang bekerja paruh waktu di beberapa pekerjaan untuk membayar uang kuliahnya. Ia mengatur pekerjaannya dan kehidupan cintanya secara bersamaan. Pacaranya, yang merupakan selebritas yang sedang naik daun, membuatnya membayar apartemen mewah yang berlokasi di sebuah bangunan ternama. Bangunan itu juga ditinggali oleh pewaris dan warisati yang terkenal. Pada hari ulang tahun pacarnya dan peringatan hubungan mereka yang ketiga, dia pulang ke apartemen hanya untuk menemukannya bersama wanita lain. Tapi apa yang didapatkannya sebagai balasan? Sebuah tamparan di wajah, putus cinta dan dia diusir dari apartemen yang dia bayar dengan uangnya sendiri. Setelah diusir dan menjadi tunawisma, dia percaya bahwa hal-hal tidak akan bisa menjadi lebih buruk lagi. Namun, pacarnya yang berselingkuh itu punya kekasih baru yang kaya dan pergi lebih jauh dengan menghubungi setiap tempat dan membujuk mereka untuk memasukkan namanya dalam daftar hitam. Hal ini menyebabkan dia kehilangan mata pencahariannya dan bahkan mereka menyebarkan rumor bahwa dia terobsesi dengan mantan kekasih selebritinya itu dan diserang oleh para penggemarnya. Tidak ada jalan keluar, dia menggertakkan giginya. "Kakek, aku bersedia mewarisi konsorsium itu." Tua Tuan Avery tertawa lepas setelah mendengar tekadnya dan mengirim transfer bank ke Hera. [ Anda menerima transfer uang sebesar $100,000,000,000 ke rekening Anda yang berakhir dengan ####] [Catatan: Cucuku yang terkasih, gunakan uang saku ini untuk memanjakan diri dengan apapun yang kamu inginkan. Jangan pelit, dan jika kamu menghabiskannya, jangan ragu untuk meminta lebih kepada saya.] Hera tercengang. Ketika identitasnya diungkap, mantan pacarnya berlutut dan menangis memintanya agar diambil kembali. Pemeran utama pria yang sinis 1: Kau pikir giliranmu? Lihat ke belakang. Ketika mantan pacarnya menoleh ke belakang, ia melihat pria-pria berpengaruh berbaris dengan buket bunga mawar untuk merayu Hera. Pemeran utama pria yang dingin 2: Salahmu sendiri karena buta. Menangis dan memohon tapi kamu tidak akan punya kesempatan selama kami ada di sini. Pemeran utama pria yang brutal dan tidak sabar 3: Kamu mau saya patahkan kakimu?! Raja hiburan pemeran utama pria 4: Kamu hanya bintang kecil tapi ingin mengalahkan saya? Pemeran utama pria yang pemarah 5: Aku akan pastikan, kamu akan dikesampingkan. Pemeran utama pria yang genit 6: Sayang, mereka coba mencuri kamu dariku! Melihat pemeran utama pria yang bermasalah, Hera merasa pusing yang tidak tahu harus berbuat apa. "Ya sudah, ikuti saja arusnya!" ```

In the magical Yarran World, a group of extraordinary professionals ventured into dangerous places for knowledge, wealth, thrill, and honor, exploring secrets hidden in the depths of time. Coexisting with dangers, they were given a fitting name—adventurers. With so many adventurers around, there would be a few oddballs, of course. Take for instance, the swordsman who used to be a thirsty hedonist and now spent his days looking for ways to put his life in danger; the knight who saw gold coins as his ultimate pursuit; the schizophrenic and overly curious priest, and the genius mage who was prone to zoning out and could not care of himself. What kind of strange stories would these kooky individuals create when they came together? Alright, all the above are just nonsense. In truth, this is a casual story of an abnormal, unscrupulous middle-aged man and a few problematic girls undergoing self-therapy- I mean, seeking redemption. You have been solemnly warned that this story is purely fictional. If there is any glaring similarity, you probably need self-therapy too.

Eun-jae, a sharp-tongued, no-nonsense beta agent codenamed Helix, thought his biggest challenge this year would be surviving another day of chaotic missions—and maybe blowing out birthday candles in peace. But when he's thrust into a high-stakes operation involving Bes Ilay Karpov-Troitsky, a ruthless Russian arms dealer with ties to a deadly organization, his plans for a quiet reunion with his mom in Busan are obliterated. Armed with his razor-sharp instincts and biting wit, Eun-jae must navigate a labyrinth of betrayal, secrets, and danger as he dives into Moscow's criminal underbelly. Can Eun-jae stay one step ahead of the game, or will this mission mark his final act?

Kaoru Kagami, known to his fans as the mysterious Erebus Kyrielight, is one of the manga world's rising stars, crafting epic tales of heroism and despair under the veil of anonymity. But behind his pen name lies a chuunibyo artist who spends more time summoning his "Abyssal Flame Technique" than meeting deadlines. Aya Takahashi, a cold and emotionless manga editor tasked with refining Kaoru's work. Her sharp critiques and no-nonsense attitude clash hilariously with Kaoru's overly dramatic and eccentric personality. Yet beneath her icy exterior lies a secret soft spot for the stories she helps cultivate. As the duo navigate the chaotic world of manga creation complete with tight deadlines, fan expectations, and Kaoru's constant anime-inspired antics they begin to realize that the most compelling stories aren't always found in panels and ink. Sometimes, they're written in the moments shared between an artist and the person who believes in their vision, even when it's hard to say out loud.

New trope (please try it, rewritten on 24.01.2024): Micheal von Shelb, a lazy genius with a penchant for offbeat inventions, wakes up to a brutal truth: he’s a side character in a multiverse of twisted romantic dramas where his family, future children, and even his legacy are casually erased by power-hungry authors. With Magda, his intelligent and no-nonsense wife (who’s also a supporting character in a “switched at birth” melodrama), Micheal vows to save their lives, protect their future, and rebuild the Empire through innovation and sheer audacity. Whether he's dodging political plots, perfecting horseless carriages, or making alliances with beastmen, Micheal has one goal: to carve a space where he and Magda can thrive, far from the claws of a cruel narrative. But the fate has other plans. As ancient rivalries between archmages, devils, and mythical creatures like mermaids resurface, Micheal’s quiet dream spirals into chaos. With wit sharper than a rapier and an unstoppable resolve, Micheal proves that even a side character can rewrite the script. Between inventing futuristic solutions and saving the day, Micheal’s true mission is impressing Magda, who may or may not be secretly stalking him from the foyer. Meanwhile, Micheal himself adjusts his routine to catch glimpses of Magda while pretending not to care. An average day in their life: 1:00 PM: Magda: “I must be punctual to observe my husband training in the garden—from my foyer, of course.” 1:15 PM: Micheal: “Must finish the training early to sneak a peek at my wife reading in her study—from the dining hall window. Definitely not creepy.” With its blend of humor, heartfelt romance, and action-packed multiverse chaos, Breaking the Multiverse is a read for those who enjoy clever protagonists, daring inventions, and a relationship that's equal parts banter and devotion—NO HAREM, just one unforgettable wife. The first volume is for the general audience, the second volume is for people who prefer to sip wine as they read. You can start reading from the second volume of you find the first volume too boring. ----- There are three couples: ML (genius, stalker) x FL (prodigy, stalker) 2ML (soldier) x 2FL (knight) 3ML (soldier) x 3FL (a court lady)

Ketika Ling Miao membuka matanya, dia menemukan bahwa dia telah membaca buku itu dan menjadi pasangan wanita umpan meriam yang tidak berguna dalam novel pengembangan otak cinta. Dia memiliki akar spiritual tingkat rendah dan diracuni oleh racun aneh kekuatannya. Untuk berbaring dan mati dengan tenang, dia memilih untuk melarikan diri dari sekte tempat pahlawan wanita itu berada, berlari sejauh mungkin. Tanpa diduga, dia melarikan diri ke kandang pahlawan wanita lain, di mana semua orang menunggu untuk menumpahkan darah mereka demi pahlawan wanita tersebut.    Awalnya, dia hanya ingin mencari sudut untuk menjadi pecundang kecilnya secara diam-diam, tapi tuan dan kakak laki-lakinya sangat baik, jadi dia memutuskan untuk menyelamatkan Mereka.    Kakak laki laki senior jatuh cinta pada pahlawan wanita itu pada pandangan pertama dan bersedia menjadi gudang obat mujarab kelilingnya.    Kakak Senior: Begitu dia menitikkan air mata, mau tak mau aku jatuh cinta padanya.    Ling Miao dengan tenang mengikat orang itu dan menemukan seseorang yang menangis padanya sepanjang hari. Sejak saat itu, dia menjadi stres setiap kali dia melihat pahlawan wanita itu menangis.    Kakak laki-laki kedua yandere memaksakan terobosan untuk menyelamatkan pahlawan wanita itu tetapi diganggu dan menjadi gila.   Kakak Kedua: Penatua Wu menghitung bahwa aku akan mengalami bencana bunga persik hari ini. Aku akan bertemu seorang wanita dan disakiti olehnya.    Ling Miao dengan elegan memecat kakak laki-laki kedua dan memukulnya: Panatua Wu sangat kuat, dia bahkan berpikir bahwa aku akan menyerangmu secara diam-diam hari ini!    Kakak keempat yang lucu memblokir serangan fatal raja iblis terhadap sang pahlawan wanita, dan meninggal secara tragis di pelukan sang pahlawan wanita.    Ling Miao langsung menendang orang itu ke dalam sarang monster itu, dan sebelum meledakkan pintu masuknya, dia juga memberinya pesan: Otak cinta adalah kejahatan besar.    Semuanya: Mengapa dia, seorang pecundang kecil dengan akar spiritual tingkat rendah, begitu gila?    Ling Miao terkekeh: Saya sangat kuat! Di bawah tangan besi, semua makhluk hidup setara!

"I know where your little sister is. She's still alive." "What are you trying to get from me, to admit something unbelievable? Selena is dead! I witnessed her death with my own eyes!" ... Hoping to believe the man's words, even though they sounded like nonsense, something that tugged on his vulnerability, Sorn agreed to join the nameless independent survival group led by a strange man. Ralf, a mysterious man immune to the zombie virus, someone with unique abilities that sometimes made Sorn think he was not human. The more he interacted with the man, the more confusing things became for Sorn. He was reluctant to admit that being friends with him wasn't entirely unpleasant. Eventually, when Ralf revealed his past, Sorn became more convinced that meeting his sister was a goal worth pursuing. Even so, he couldn't truly believe that his sister was still alive, as Ralf claimed. The memory of watching her get eaten by a horde of zombies was still fresh in his mind. "I promise I'll bring your sister back. Before your birthday comes, you'll see her right in front of you. Will you trust me?" Sorn's chest felt warm and oddly fluttery, he simply nodded, trusting the man in silence—though it was very difficult to say so verbally. — (are you tired with red flag top? then read this if you like actions, slaying zombie, and green flag top!)

Six years ago, she signed the ten-month agreement with all her sorrows, and as agreed, she received the down payment. But when the agreed time came, the buyer did not show up to claim the 'treasure'. What was going on? Six years later, her precious son surprisingly told her, "Mommy, people might wear the same clothes or drive the same car, but I met someone today who actually has the same face as me! Can you believe it?" "Don't talk nonsense, how could someone look exactly like you?" Her son, dissatisfied, pulled his friend out. "Don't you believe me? Just take a look!" Lin Xiangwan took a glance, then, thud, she fainted, collapsing onto the ground. Who on earth... is this...?

Have you ever wondered how a person who was supposed to be dead was walking in front of you? Or why you are trapped in a mysterious paranormal game and the rules that are set in place to protect you are falling apart, or maybe you just want a short spine chilling tale to end the day? Have you ever just thought about paranormal things? Most people will tell you they are nonsense but here, we will learn about all the paranormal with you. But be warned, some of these tales are true...

Eloise Xaquille ialah seorang lelaki tampan berkacukan perancis yang di lahirkan di Portugal,Dia seorang lelaki yang tampan dan bergaya, berbadan Maskular,Tegas dalam bekerja, tidak suka membuang masa dan tidak takut kepada apa-apa ancaman yang akan datang pada dirinya. Laleta Amara ialah seorang gadis berasal dari Malaysia,Laleta Amara seorang yang ceria,jujur orangnya dan tidak suka berbohong, seorang gadis yang straight to the point,ayu dan juga matang.Laleta amat menyukai Bunga tulip kerana baginya bunga tulip sangat cantik bila ia mekar. Maka terjadilah pertemuan yang tidak di jangka antara Eloise dan Laleta. "Sorry sir....I didn't mean it"-Laleta Amara "Eh tidak mengapa cik...manis.."-Eloise Xaquille "Eh..boleh cakap melayu?"-Laleta Amara "eh.. mestilah,Saya ada Muhammad dan bin.Muhammad Eloise Xaquille Bin Ahmad David Hamdan,Daddy saya orang Portugal kacukan Melayu, mummy saya Dahlia Hilda berkacukan Perancis dan Melayu"-Eloise Xaquille "Waw ..rumit..."-Laleta Amara "Haha,So how about you?"-Eloise Xaquille "Nurul Laleta Amara Binti Abdullah.."-Laleta Amara "Laleta means...Tulips in Bulgaria, right? Ms.Tulip?"- Eloise Xaquille "Yeah... how did you know?"-Laleta Amara "Saya study kat sana dulu"-Eloise Xaquille "ohh...tapi muka Encik tak macam asia.. but tadi Encik cakap parents Encik ada mix dari luar Malaysia..."-Laleta Amara "Eu nasci em portugal..."-Eloise Xaquille "Huh? apa portugal?"-Laleta Amara "i was born in Portugal" -Eloise Xaquille Sejak pertemuan itu, Eloise meminta number talifon Laleta untuk memudahkan dia menghubungi Laleta memandangkan Laleta ialah pekerja di Syarikat milik keluarganya. "Good morning Ms.tulip...how are you?"-Eloise Xaquille "Good morning Mr.boss...i'm good,how about you?"-Laleta Amara "A bit mess lah..i think.. i'm gonna die soon...i miss you..."-Eloise Xaquille "Huh?"-Laleta Amara "i said,i miss you..."-Eloise Xaquille "Mengada Awak ni boss"-Laleta Amara Eloise hanya tersenyum nakal sambil mengenyitkan sebelah mata kepada Laleta.

Kaito, an outspoken gamer with zero interest in romance games, spends his nights mocking the absurdity of dating simulators. Tired of seeing ridiculous dialogue options and frustrating mechanics, he tweets about how these games are the worst and how he’ll never play them. But when he wakes up the next morning, Kaito finds himself trapped inside the very game he despised, forced to navigate a world full of ridiculous choices and nonsensical situations. To escape, he must make five heroines fall in love with him—but there's a catch: he can't speak freely, only choosing from preset dialogue options that often don’t make sense. Stuck with no way out and limited to specific areas until certain events unfold, Kaito has to survive this ridiculous game, all while trying to figure out the rules, the heroines, and how to escape without losing his mind. Will he navigate this absurd world, or will he be trapped forever in a dating game that makes no sense?

Kuncup bunga selalu berharap dapat mekar dengan indah di musim yang tepat. Tapi, ia terkadang lupa bahwa tidak setiap musim bisa ia harapkan dapat membantunya mekar dengan sempurna. Saat musim yang tiba tiba datang tanpa ia duga menghancurkan semua harapan nya untuk dapat berkemaran indah tanpa sisa. Oh tuhan, kenapa kau mendatangkan musim yang menghancurkan ku disaat aku berharap bisa mekar dengan indah?

When Lei Xing booked a luxurious cruise as a graduation present to herself, she expected to have plenty of well-deserved rest and relaxation with an ocean view before jumpstarting her career. What she did not expect was to be the unlucky person who would fall overboard to a miserable watery death… or so she thought. To her astonishment, she opened her eyes to find herself in an ancient setting, a different body, and a new life as the eldest daughter of a high court official. {...Okay, at least I'm rich...I can still live happily and freely, it's still a golden opportunity at a second life. I can live it well~...maybe go travelling, start a business, or something…It definitely could be worse...} To Lei Xing’s horror, her new host was scheduled to enter the palace to compete in the concubine selection for the new Emperor. {...What?! I am definitely not interested! Of all places, it’s that viper pit! I’m not built for any Royal BS or harem fights. Please keep your scheming lives to yourselves and leave me the hell out of it, NOT INTERESTED!!!... Can I not go, please? T_T)...No? Nevermind then, failure is always an option... Failure is the only possible outcome. Bring it on! Hahahaha…} While Lei Xing was making plans on how to skip out of town, fate was also very busy working out its own plans for her, mapping out its own course for her life behind the scenes... Poking holes in her plans to her confusion and outrage. "...Little chicken, as long as I'm alive you won't die." "Nonsense, if anyone is going to cause my death, it would be you!!" *** "Do you really feel nothing after all this time?" He asked as he looked at her with searching eyes, trying to see into her soul... "...Who...would..." she mumbled under her breath... *** "When things go against nature, there will always be a price that must be paid..." |||~~~~~~~~~~~||| Author's Note~~ Thank you for stopping by and I hope you enjoy the read as you go along! Please VOTE and COMMENT as you read along and I will be sure to respond~~ Thank you again and HAPPY READING! ~~And If you have the wonderful urge to ever buy me a coffee. Here are the gateways and some love ʕづ•ᴥ•ʔづ♡♡♡ ko-fi.com/miraisaesang patreon.com/MiraiSaesang

Hey there, unlucky mortal! Welcome to 123 Serene Grove Lane, a place so legendary, so magical, and so ABSOLUTELY AMAZING that only a chosen few ever hear about it. And by "chosen few," I mean people who trip over random portals or get lost after making terrible life decisions. I'm IMP, "KING OF IMPS", the REAL STAR of this story. Forget the humans forget the moody demons, forget the boring heroes. This book I WROTE IT. It's about me, my glorious misadventures, and how I heroically survive. living with my boss, the incredible-yet-insufferable Xier. She's an artist. A sorceress. And somehow, despite my best efforts, still manages to keep her house standing. We also have Kevin, a VERY CONFUSED but disturbingly kind human carpenter who rents a room here (the biggest mistake of his life, btw). He's strong enough to build furniture with his bare hands, but soft enough to blush when Xier looks his way. Hilarious. He seither doomed... or already in too deep. Now, life at 123 Serene Grove Lane is NOT your typical "dark magic and world-ending prophecies" nonsense. BORING! We've got magic gardens that gossip when the wind blows, enchanted baths that refuse to drain properly, and random imp parties that definitely DON'T NEED PERMISSION. Expect heated arguments, accidental seductions, and AWKWARDLY INTENSE moments involving forbidden drinks. mysterious contracts, and questionable house rules. Do I care? Nope. I'm too busy being FABULOUS. Why read this Because you need a break from gloomy heroes and brooding prophecies. You need magic, mischief, and PASSIONATE CHAOS. You need ME. So. stop pretending you' re too busy. Open this book, join the fun, and remember everything here is MY IDEA. You're welcome.

………………………… Cover image did not belong to me All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work please leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… Apocalypse, spirit energy recovery, exile, space, cannon fodder, shameless to the core, “Wait… Wait…. This is not real… Why am I in the ancient story of a different country? Yes I read that book where the heroine wears the book by why am I wearing her book? Even my name is different from the character I just took on. Wait no they are the same. My name is Mohini which means an enchantress and the name here is Nuwu which also means enchantress. Also it is exile drama nonsense with the raise of the book wearing heroine. By the way how did I die? It should be that old fashioned vibrator with directly electric connection was electric taped by me. It should be my love juices that connected to the open wires. It should be one hell of a shock to send me here. That is not the point here. I am a mini cannon fodder villainess that was hated by my husband and mother in law because a soldier touched by body in the name of checking before exile. By the way I am still a newlywed wife that was married less than a month ago. Well the hands of the soldier are much rougher than my wimpy husband. But why should I show this hatred on the book wearing heroine? The original heroine already lost her come back chance because of the butter fly effect of the book wearing heroine. Should I mess with them? But it is useless. By the way, where is my golden finger?” “I am here host” A husky lewd female voice sounded in her mind. “What kind of system are you.” “I am a Shameless Cannon Fodder System host.” “Oh, do you think I am shameless.” “Of course” “Then I will not mess with those heroines, will I be punished by you? “No host, you can do anything you want. I believe in your shamelessness and lewdness… we are a perfect match you know…” Nuwu (Mohini): speechless…. Is it flirting with me, not that I care. “Well it really knows me well, but so what things will be the same any way.” If a woman has many men she will be called a slut or a whore, will a man that has many women be called a male slut? …………………….. This world will have apocalypse and more cultivation world with more than 1 heroine in the story By the way this will be the first volume and based on the response from my good readers, there will be continuation. If not I will break it at the end of the volume. ………………………………… This novel contains exhibitionism, nudity, intercourse, cheating, cuckold, humiliation, bitches, sluts, whores, netorare (NTR), netorase and many things. Read it at your own risk. …………………………………

Zavier Alastair adalah bocah umur empat tahun yang selalu penasaran dengan dunia sekitarnya. Berlagak seperti detektif swasta yang kepo sama urusan tetangga, urusan mbak-mbak yang jualan es di daerah mereka, urusan ibu-ibu dan bapak-bapak yang jualan di pasar, urusan percintaan Bibi Soraya yang janda, urusan bebek-bebek yang biasanya nongkrong di taman bunga yang ada di belakang rumahnya, urusan Pak Kumis yang rajin panen semangka manis kesukaannya, sampai urusan kucingnya yang kadang kedapatan bermain sama kucing-kucing baru. Namun, ada satu hal yang paling bikin Zavie kepo, ...yaitu urusan kakaknya, Atlas Alastair. Kakaknya itu cakep, cool, jago olahraga, dan sangat pintar. Dia selalu juara umum di sekolah. Kakak-kakak cewek yang entah dari mana asalnya kadang tiba-tiba menghampiri Zavie dan minta tolong buat kirimkan salam untuk Kak Atlas. Kadang pula, yang mau disampaikan itu berupa surat, coklat, dan lain-lain, yang berujung coklatnya dimakan sama Zavie. Zavie kagum banget sama Kak Atlas, dia kakak yang keren! Akan tetapi, minusnya, sifat kakaknya itu begitu dingin. Bahkan dia jarang mau kalau Zavie ajak main, sampai-sampai Zavie harus cari tahu, nih, bagaimana caranya supaya dia bisa main dan dapat perhatian dari Kak Atlas. Detektif Zavie harus mulai berusaha dengan ekstra!

There has to be some kind of universal comedian that has it out for Deiadalma Reign (dee-ah-doll-muh). No, you don't think so? So you have a better explanation on why she would be arriving home just as a group of men are finishing a hit? An explanation maybe on how exactly all of the timing in the world put her and their victim in the same alleyway just moments apart from each other? Clearly, someone in the cosmos saw a part for "unintentional witness" and thought she'd be perfect for the job. The only question now is, if she can somehow figure out a way to convince the leader of that group to see her as an exception to the "no witnesses" rule.

Just a bored author who just writes whatever... Warning: This is just nonsense and trashy things that I write...

For three years Calix suffered from the Backlash of his undecipher Term Attribute. As he couldn't use his unique power, he went through series of misfortunes which caused him to lose his self-esteem. However, one day, he was caught in an incident that led him to awaken his hidden power(luck). "The fuel of my Term Attribute is sexual practices with the opposite gender?" ADVANCE 73 CHAPTERS: https://www.patreon.com/Puji_maki https://ko-fi.com/pujimaki Discord: https://discord.gg/EAcYxbG36Y [THIS IS SMUT WITH PLOT] [This novel has Tsundere, Yandere, Glasses Girl, Slut, Kuudere, Tall Girl, Tanned, Tomboy, MILF, Dark-Skinned, and lots more!!] Warning: -This novel is R-18. -I can't promise you high-quality content since I write two other stories, I can't put all my time here. - You may found some errors here in there but I'm confident that this novel will be readable. -If I don't like the performance of this novel, I will drop this after hundred chaps. -I only accept a one-star rating. -I will update 5× a week. - The plot may become nonsensical sometimes, but it's because of Calix's unique luck. Don't nag me if you found that the plot lacks common sense. This is smut, duh. -I will put all of my shit here in this story. - Please leave a shitty review.

In this dark stereotypical world full of hypocrites, there is a 90-95% chance you've already encountered a psychopath when you go out of a crowd in the streets. 60-70% chance you've talked to a psychopath, and 30-40% chance you know a psychopath. Of course, these are just my beliefs... I would like to think of it like this, since... Everyone is a psychopath in their own different ways Even me. Some may think it's disturbing, some may feel it's exciting and interesting, and some would remain neutral and nonchalant about it, thinking it's just some nonsense belief of mine. Honestly, they're right... The neutral ones, I mean. It's just a nonsense belief of mine... But I don't care. It helps me with my job. I'd be able to think rationally. What will a psychopath do? If I was in his position and I'm a psychopath, what would I do? Where would I hide? What would I feel? Using these questions, it allows me to think in their position. It allows me to adapt. Allows me to be me. A psychopath. ———————————————————— THIS IS BL—yaoi(sex involved of course) I know this sounds like some thriller novel, prolly cus it really is and I was planning to make it one, until I realized I can't make some serious shit novel without it being sexual, and romantic… And also this is just a draft, a practice one. This was supposed to be the alternative version of MAMH becuz my sister hates “reborn bullshit” but it instead became a whole new novel. This was a draft long time ago, and because I'm coming out my rut of being a lazy bich with author's block, I will use webnovel once again to practice writing. THIS TIME THOUGH, I WILL NOT DROP IT!!(not like I dropped the others, I just paused and took a hiatus cuz of author's block or becuz I became too conscious) ALSO this is supposed to be cringe cuz I was originally gonna post it on Wattpad, but then I remember I wouldn't be able to go full on bang bang explicit detail on my "scenes" if I were to upload there. I'm using Google doc and myself for any grammatical errors, I tend to get confuse with the pronouns sometimes btw and past and future shit tenses... Anyway, I'm just not really "fluent" fluent at it

Arin, a modern-day museum curator from Tokyo, is inexplicably transported to a mystical prehistoric world, awakening in the body of a young girl in the Silverglade Tribe. Isolated by the impenetrable Mist River, the tribe's once-great power, tied to the mysterious Moonfire Crystal, has dwindled over the ages. As Arin grapples with her new identity, she explores the wonders and dangers of this ancient world, uncovering secrets of the stone age. ------------------------------------------------ Hello guys! Thank you for deciding to check out Echoes of Dusk. After reading for so long I decided to write a story of my own. As of right now I plan to update 3-4 chapters a week and will later increase the frequency. I want to create a story that is thorough with no nonsensical plot so please be patient with me. This will be my first book so be sure to comment and let me know your thoughts.

what can we bring ourselves to, just to fulfill our nonsense

Ketika saya masih muda, saya tidak tahu seberapa baik bibi saya, jadi saya mengira gadis itu adalah harta karun! Li Zhiyan, yang dianiaya oleh primadona sekolah, terlahir kembali dengan sistem yang lemah, ia terlahir kembali pada tahun 2010. Di pesta kelulusan, ia memegang bunga di tangannya dan menyatakan cintanya kepada primadona sekolah Yu Sisi ditolak di depan umum dan menjadi bahan tertawaan teman-teman sekelasnya selama bertahun-tahun. Saya melihat bibi Gu Wanzhou yang berusia 41 tahun dari samping. Dia dewasa, intelektual, anggun, baik hati, tahu bagaimana menjaga perasaan orang lain, dan tidak bersaing atau merebut. Li Zhiyan dengan tegas mengambil bunga itu dan menyatakan cintanya kepada bibinya yang menawan di depan umum. “Bibi Gu, sebenarnya aku sudah lama menyukaimu.” [Protagonis pria berusia 18 tahun dan protagonis wanita berusia 40+. 】

You know how some people get super excited about their job interviews? Yeah, I wasn’t one of those people. Meet me—Kieran Vale, a broke college grad with a degree I’m still paying for (thanks, student loans). One day, I find myself in the middle of a totally normal scenario: unlocking a mysterious "system" that rewards me for growing organic produce in the city. I mean, who wouldn’t want a farming side hustle on top of their 500 tabs of nonsense? So now, instead of desperately sending out résumés (and failing), I’m out here unlocking farming tools, skill trees, and weather predictions like it’s a game. And guess what? Every time I grow a plant, I get some new gadget. It’s like if Minecraft and real life had a baby, and that baby was... well, me. The system’s even got automated irrigation and AI drones. I don’t know how to feel about that. Am I a farmer or just a tech geek with a green thumb? But wait—there’s more! Just when I think I’ve got it all figured out, city developers show up wanting to bulldoze everything I’m trying to build. Oh, and did I mention the rival farmers who are way too competitive about their rooftop kale? Yeah, there's that too. Apparently, being an urban farmer means playing a weird game of "who can grow the weirdest vegetables while avoiding getting arrested by city officials." Anyway, I’ve got a decision to make: build a farming empire out of thin air, or let the system’s rewards turn me into some kind of weird urban farming legend. But seriously, author, can we have a moment of honesty? Does anyone actually want to farm this much? Because I’m starting to think the system is less "helpful" and more "let’s see how much Kieran can handle before he breaks." So, yeah, this is my chaotic journey of turning dirt into something worth a whole lot more. Let's see where this farming adventure takes me.