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【Un roman de favoritisme, de double pouvoir, de Cartes de Tarot, et de traiter les ordures comme elles le méritent !】 Dix ans de mariage, dix ans de dévouement. Elle a versé tout son talent et ses émotions, seulement pour être remboursée par un incendie prémédité à la fin. Torturée par son mari et trahie par sa meilleure amie. Il s'avère que tout le monde autour d'elle jouait la comédie. Avant sa renaissance, elle était une dame de talent renommée à Ville Capitale. Après sa renaissance, elle est devenue célèbre à Ville Capitale en tant que... une simple d'esprit ! Qui plus est, elle s'est transformée en une riche demoiselle démunie, à la merci des autres. Timide, faible, inutile, incompétente, ce sont les étiquettes qui lui étaient collées. Alors qu'elle ouvrait les yeux une fois de plus, la jeunesse refleurissait, elle était de retour en tant qu'elle-même ! Cette vie, elle revient avec un atout inestimable ! Avec un jeu de Tarot, elle manœuvre à travers tout le cercle des riches ! ** Jeune maître sans égal, il est le chef renommé mais énigmatique de la famille Mo à Ville Capitale. Il est aussi un démon portant une malédiction. Contrôlant la vie et la mort, dominant le destin, il est le leader puissant du Monde Superpuissant. Une telle autorité écrasante et des traits stupéfiants font que d'innombrables jeunes filles se pressent vers lui. L'une est une idiote riche humble et peureuse, l'autre est un 'démon' largement connu portant une malédiction à Ville Capitale. La collision de l'eau et du feu, un entrelacs de froid et de chaud. Personne ne sait qui succombe finalement à qui à la fin. ** Plus tard, le distant chef de la famille Mo, qui ne s'est jamais intéressé aux femmes, annonce soudainement son mariage très médiatisé. Tout le pays est en émoi, de nombreuses jeunes filles déchirées. Après le mariage, il se transforme en mari parfait, aimant tendrement sa femme et obéissant à tous ses désirs. 【Micro Drame】 Une certaine femme (avec un visage froid) : « M. Mo est tellement riche et puissant, moi, une humble fille, n'ose pas ajouter à aucun fardeau. » Le coin de la bouche d'un certain homme se courba en une courbe significative. La femme était si effrayée qu'elle recula immédiatement d'un pas : « Quoi, quoi, que vas-tu faire ? » ...... 【Citations de M. Mo】 *Tu devrais savoir, dans ce monde, à part moi, personne d'autre ne mérite de se tenir à tes côtés. *Si cette ère florissante se terminait, je pourrais encore en établir une nouvelle ! Mais elle, il n'y en a qu'une dans le monde, je, ne peux pas me permettre de jouer ! *Ce n'est que de l'argent. J'ai même donné ma vie pour elle, alors gaspillons simplement.

★DARK ROMANCE★ ^WARNING 18+^ ~NO RAPE~ In a world dominated by organized crime and ruthless power struggles, a tangled web of trauma, revenge, and forbidden passion unfolds. Katya Volkov, the stunning but vulnerable daughter of the Russian Mafia's feared right-hand man, has endured a childhood of unrelenting brutality and neglect. Growing up, Katya was repeatedly tormented by her father's resentment, leaving her emotionally shattered and unloved. However, Katya's life was about to take a much darker turn. Romeo Salvatore, a name that was both feared and respected, emerged from the shadows. His traumatic past has left an indelible mark on his soul, rendering him cold and detached. Seeking retribution, Romeo launches a daring invasion of the Volkov's heavily guarded estate. He captures both Katya and her abusive father, subjecting them to merciless torture. Convinced of Katya's complicity in her father's heinous crimes, Romeo executes her father and condemns Katya to a life of hellish slavery. Yet, as time passes, the boundaries between captor and captive begin to blur. Katya and Romeo find themselves inexorably drawn into a forbidden bond, igniting a fiery passion that threatens to consume them both. Torn between his thirst for revenge and his burgeoning desire for Katya, Romeo is forced to confront the darkness within himself, would he be consumed by lust, passion and possibly love or would he stay loyal with his beliefs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~This story is an enemies to lover type so don't expect all fluff and rainbows. ~There's going to be smut, a whole lot. ~Weak to strong female ~ML is ruthless, don't expect him to be a saint. ~No rape ~humours, laugher, tears and blush. ~ And lastly, this story is not for the weak hearted~

This is the story of a 25-year-old man being transmigrated to the cultivation world without any cheats. Let us all follow him on his journey. Arjun, an orphan in his past life has got transmigrated to the cultivation world with a proficiency adding system. Arjun has a very cautious personality but he is also a brave one, he faces many difficulties while cultivating. This is a journey of whether he will ascend to immortality or not, with his proficiency adding system. ----------------------- I am trying to name the characters a bit in in Indian style so please try to understand. The MC is very weak in the start and I want to keep it as realistic as possible with fictional elements (I know it sounds humourous but still I will try)

``` La plus grosse erreur d’Alicia, c’était d’avoir tenté de se suicider. Elle se retrouva dans le corps d’une princesse de 19 ans en exil, au Moyen Âge. Quoi de plus ? Elle était forcée d’épouser le Prince Harold ; le fameux Prince aux cheveux blancs et au tempérament de feu qui ne se gênerait pas pour tuer quelqu’un pour la raison la plus futile. Maintenant, son mariage n’est que dans quelques heures et la « princesse », qui se trouve être Alicia, doit démontrer quelques « compétences de princesse » aux invités. Petite question : Est-ce que le twerk est autorisé au Moyen Âge ? Elle savait une chose avec certitude, le mariage allait être un désastre et le Prince colérique allait la tuer avant qu’elle trouve un moyen de retourner chez elle. Que Dieu l’aide ! ThatAmazingGirl en collaboration avec Miss_Behaviour (Les auteures de In Love With A Klepto) vous présente un autre livre. « LA MARIÉE ÉTRANGE DU PRINCE MAUDIT » Que feriez-vous si vous vous retrouviez soudainement dans le corps d’une princesse à l’époque ancienne ? Qui plus est, il n’est pas seulement un loup-garou, il est aussi maudit par la déesse de la lune. EXTRAIT : Que devait-elle faire ? Elle était confuse et n’avait aucune idée de ce qui se passait. Les mariages au Moyen Âge étaient bizarres ! Mais qu’est-ce que c’est que la « récitation des vertus » ? Devrait-elle faire semblant de s’évanouir ? C’était la seule idée qui avait un sens. Alors c’est ce qu’elle fit. Elle s’effondra lentement sur le sol et entendit tout le monde commencer à s'exclamer et à pousser des cris. Alicia voulait qu'ils la sortent de là et ensuite elle trouverait un moyen de s'échapper. Mais peut-être qu’elle n’avait pas de chance après tout, parce que lorsqu’elle entrouvrit les yeux sous ses cils, se demandant pourquoi personne ne venait la porter, elle vit une robe dorée, avant que la personne ne se penche devant elle. Elle ferma les yeux fort et retint son souffle. Après tout, elle était actrice. Elle pouvait mener ça à bien sans faille. « C'était une mauvaise performance, ma dame. » La voix profonde parla, provoquant des frissons sur sa peau. Effrayant. « Je vous donne seulement trois secondes pour vous lever. » Sa voix n'était pas vraiment menaçante, mais d’une certaine manière il inspirait la crainte, particulièrement avec la manière lente et soignée avec laquelle il parlait. On disait de lui qu’il était colérique. Que ferait-il après que les trois secondes soient passées ? Allait-il la tuer ? Mourrait-elle ici ? Comment savait-il même qu’elle faisait semblant ? Les gens au Moyen Âge étaient-ils généralement intelligents ? Elle ouvrit un œil pour l’entrevoir et le vit la regardant droit dans les yeux avec un sourire narquois. IL N’Y AVAIT AUCUN MOYEN QUE LE MARIAGE N’AIT PAS LIEU. ELLE ÉTAIT TELLEMENT MORTE ! ******* Loup-garou (Coché) Prince maudit (Coché) Transmigration (Coché) Comédie (Coché) Romance (Doublement cochée) AJOUTEZ À VOTRE BIBLIOTHÈQUE ! ```

Wei Yun never believed in ghosts. That was until he unleashed a horde of them onto an unsuspecting foreign city with a family heirloom. All he wanted was a fresh start in a new place, not this supernatural inheritance that landed him with this new unvoluntary job. Guided (but mostly mocked) by Greed, the spirit of the mirror, Yun must track down and seal the ghosts and spirits he accidentally unleashed before it's too late. Unfortunately, sealing spirits is easier said than done, especially when each of them come with a tragic past and a hunger that can never be satisfied. Worse still, some are beginning to realise that Yun, a rookie exorcist, might be an easy meal after all. The Shadow-Locking Mirror combines the mysticism of Chinese folklore with the vibrant and often haunting setting of Melbourne. Fast-paced and filled with humour, horror, and action, this story explores what happens when ancient legends collide with modern life in a city where ghosts walk among the living.

She was killed because she trusted. Life gave her another chance to live to find that person. Hello, here's the synopsis: Maya was betrayed by her trusted one and was burnt alive! But life gave her another chance to live and find the culprit and the person who betrayed her... But there was a twist, her soul entered into another body and now she has to achieve all her goals by being Raina Mittal! Raina whose life was no better than an orphan. A girl who was abandoned by her family and her own husband who got caught by Raina with his mistress!! Now, Maya was having two goals. First: To find the culprit. Second: To get justice on the behalf of Raina. But as she started living in Raina's body, many problems occured in her way and due to one mistake she fell in the world of the DEVIL himself... ABHINAV THAKUR! Who was having some unfinished business with her. What she will do after getting trapped in his world? What was that 'unfinished buisness' between Abhinav and Maya? Will she able to get out from his trap or the devil will get trapped into his own trap? Find the answers of these questions by reading the story 'A BETRAYED SOUL'. ~~**~~ -Strong Female Lead -Strong Male lead (Yet to come) -a ting of twists and turns -Enemies in the mask of friends -a little bit of humour (Hope it will at least make you smile) -Will try to update daily Be a motivator and motivate me by rating the story, writing your views in the comment section and saving the book in your library. O:-)O:-)

In the vastness of existence, where the magical and the mundane intertwine, where a skeleton - intricately connected bones - collide, we find ourselves on a journey unlike any other. It begins in a world of creaturely fantasies and seductive contradictions. At the centre of it all is Bones, a lowly, weak skeleton who possesses something special: perception. Tired of the monotonous existence of his skeletal brethren, of endless decay and hundreds of years spent in the damp, dark underground. Driven by a deep desire to discover the meaning of a real life, Bones ventured out into the world outside, a chaotic world of humans, a world full of joy, excitement and sadness... And then his path crosses with Lealia, an aristocratic girl on the run from a forced marriage and the stifling bonds of her aristocratic family. Their shy meeting forms the basis of an extraordinary relationship, a testament to the power of self-discovery and the beauty of a unique love. Together they will uncover conspiracies, face formidable enemies and fight to protect their own identities. Prepare for a story that perfectly blends dark humour with philosophical reflection, a tale where the mundane meets the magical, and an unlikely but deeply moving love story. It is a journey to find the meaning of life, the desire for freedom...

Mike was an average white collar office worker for a large corporation. He was not happy with his job, but not depressed enough he would kill himselfor others. so one day when he is suddenly hit by a speeding street sweeper on his way to work, it seems like his end, but he is transported away as a soul minutes before his death on earth. now he has to restart his life in a world full of magic as an overpowered child. He has to keep his powers under wraps to not make anyone suspicious. Will he be able to keep his powers under wraps? Or will his powers prove to be to powerful to contain. Join the discord below for sneak peaks into chapters, and an idea board for you to contribute. Each week, I’ll try to have a idea taken from there and included, with proper citation, in the story.

Three best friends who have grown up to at least date. sadly none of them as ever experienced love from a girl. Their humour is way above normal.

Exciting news! My novel will be published on Royal Road. Be sure to check it out! The roar of wyverns echoes across a land of forgotten gods. Beasts like Fenrir dominate the land, and survival hinges on magic and weapon techniques. I am Aether, reborn into this brutal existence, a slave with a painful past and a future seemingly carved in stone. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humour. When hope dwindled to a flicker, I stumbled upon an ethereal cave. Inside, bathed in an alien glow, lay a magnificent beast - a dragon, scales shimmering pink and red. Fear threatened to consume me, but a defiant roar erupted from within. "I will never bend to your will, FATE!" The echo of that challenge hangs heavy in the air, a spark igniting in the darkness. This is where my story begins.

Mark wakes in a mysterious world of monsters and magic, with his underwear being his only earthly possession. An orc stampede?! Super strong goblins?! And crazy Necromancers?! To hold on to the life he holds dear, he's going to make tough decisions, possess courage and maybe some magic. Armed with a system, Mark traverses this new world leaving vestiges in his wake. Am I a Hero in This New World is an Isekai adventure story with slice-of-life moments and adult humour. Enjoy a weak-to-strong story with clear progression and LitRPG elements.

The world Jenna once knew was gone, replaced by a chaotic landscape where the undead ruled. Cities, once bustling with traffic and the constant hum of office life, now stood eerily quiet, littered with abandoned cars and half-eaten remains. Skyscrapers loomed over crumbling streets, their windows shattered like jagged teeth in the skyline. Before the apocalypse, Jenna was just another cog in the corporate machine—26 years old, an office worker who blended into the beige walls of her cubicle. She was sharp-witted, sarcastic, and always found a way to inject humour into the soul-crushing monotony of her daily grind. Her dark brown hair was constantly tied in a lazy bun, and her wardrobe consisted of the same three cardigans rotated in and out of existence. She had dreams, sure, but none of them involved surviving a zombie apocalypse, let alone doing it with newly discovered spatial powers. Now, as a newly minted zombie with a strange ability to store objects in a personal pocket dimension, Jenna found herself navigating a ruined world with the same dry humour that once got her through endless office meetings. Only now, she was hoarding supplies instead of spreadsheets—and doing it in style. --- A/N The MC is dumb as f*ck so, if your looking for smart and strong MC. This story is not for you.

In the bustling heart of New Delhi, Dhruv Sharma is a man with a past that has left him wary of trust and friendships. At 27, he’s dedicated to his work in an IT company and his family's well-being, but beneath his calm exterior lies a history of betrayal that keeps him isolated from the world. Assigned to a high-stakes project, Dhruv is forced to collaborate closely with his colleagues—Karan, whose humour lightens the office mood; Aryan, his dependable friend; and Ananya, a curious and caring soul who begins to see the cracks in Dhruv’s armour. However, when Dhruv’s silence during a crucial moment leads to a misunderstanding, tensions flare, especially with Ananya, who starts to question if she ever truly knew him. As past traumas resurface and personal boundaries are tested, Dhruv finds himself at a crossroads: Will he continue to let his fear of betrayal dictate his life, or will he take a chance on the fragile bonds of friendship that are forming around him? And as Ananya grapples with her feelings, will she discover the truth behind Dhruv’s guarded nature, or will their connection crumble under the weight of unspoken words? An ongoing serialized fiction exploring the complexities of trust, the shadows of past betrayals, and the possibility of redemption through unexpected friendships. But as the story unfolds, one question remains: Can Dhruv break free from his fears, or will he forever remain trapped in the echoes of his past?

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

Get ready to swat away tears of laughter and brace yourself for the most buzzworthy adventure of the century! Meet Ben Franklin, the world's foremost expert in attracting bad luck and the unlikeliest hero you'll ever encounter. From stumbling over his own shoelaces to triggering fire alarms with a single glance, Ben's life is a never-ending comedy of errors. And if you thought his luck would change in the afterlife, think again! Even the god of opportunity couldn't resist the magnetic pull of Ben's bad luck charms. Just as Ben was about to embark on a new adventure in the great beyond, fate took a hilarious twist. A glitch in the universe turned him into a mutant mosquito, reincarnated along with the very reincarnation system itself! Now that's what you call a bug in the matrix! The absence of a reincarnation system in the universe has resulted in a cosmic crisis. With dead souls wandering aimlessly and lifeless babies popping out like deflated balloons, it's up to our unlikely hero to solve the mystery and save the day! Now armed with six legs, buzzing wings, and an insatiable thirst for adventure (and, let's not forget, blood), the legend of Ben Franklin, the most unlikely hero in the insect kingdom, began. With his quirky sense of humour and insatiable thirst for justice, he embarked on a hilarious and unconventional quest to save the universe, leaving behind a trail of itchy mosquito bites and bacterial infections in his wake.

The story follows Onver, a mute character who has endured nightmares since childhood. Bullied relentlessly by his acquaintances and falsely accused by the democratic world of Earth, he experiences a series of misfortunes and terrifying nightmares. Consequently from his childhood, because of that he develops a conflicting bipolar personality that constantly battles between an urge to kill and the suppression of such thoughts. However, Onver's life takes an unexpected turn when he is kidnapped by a secret organization conducting human experiments. He becomes the subject of a torturous experiment and eventually loses his life. but wait he once again Awakens in the same world and same body. Upon awakening, he finds himself back on Earth, only to discover extraordinary hidden realms coexisting alongside Earth. These mystical realms are brimming with magic and inhabitants unlike those on Earth. As the boundaries between those realms blur, with the magical realm encroaching upon Earth, Onver embarks on an epic journey within this wondrous land. Along his path, he must grapple with his internal struggles, confront his haunting past, and unearth the truth hidden within his newfound existence. -------------- [{Warning: This work is purely fiction, and it does not promote any kind of violence against any living being. Please read with caution. This contains hardcore gore and psychologically twisted things }] Tags |Dark| Evil | Mute Mc | Slow pace | Weak to strong| [Antihero] |Wrong to evil |Tragedy | Dark humour | Magical Mystery | No system or reincarnation | Slow development |

Anabell, the last child of the St. Claires' discovers that she is the price her father paid for a favour. In a glitzy realm of relentless ambition and insatiable desires Anabell is trapped in the cold embrace of an arranged marriage but fate has a wicked sense of humour, for the billionaire tycoon she is forced to wed is Ethan Cresswell, the very man who shattered her world years ago. As their lives are entangled in a load of complex misdirection, lust, and treachery; revenge dances on a tightrope, threatening to consume them both. Each step taken to exact revenge brings them closer, whispers of an ancient curse echoing through their shared desires. Hidden agendas are unveiled and devastating secrets are exposed, the stakes skyrocket to a level unimaginable. Can love survive the wild storm of forbidden desires and shattered illusions? Or will the ruthless pursuit of revenge eliminate their chances for redemption? CHARACTERIZATION Protagonist Annabel, Twenty-Four years old. Backstory: She's the last child of a millionaire. Initial Desire: To turn her father's company into an international conglomerate. She sees Ethan as an opportunity to achieve this feat. Antagonist: Ethan Cresswell. 25 years old. Backstory: The first son and heir of a billionaire.

Get ready for a wild ride of humour, contrasts, and laid-back entertainment like you've never seen before! Xplendi Entertainment, a company that barely made it past its early years, went from the brink of bankruptcy to becoming a powerhouse in the entertainment industry. It boasts a star-studded lineup of top-tier streamers, a constellation of original music stars, and more award-winning actors and actresses than you can count. As the mastermind behind it all, Yang RuoQian naturally becomes the enigmatic kingpin behind the scenes of this showbiz extravaganza. "Mr. Yang, can you share your secret to success?" Yang Ruoqian, rubbing his temples, responds, "Is it possible that I never even thought they could become famous...?" "I initially just wanted to chillax and loss some money, you know."

Having been stabbed to death, by his own sweet and caring wife, Zeldris is transmigrated into another world. After a few... complications, he gets acclimated to the world. Where cultivation, mysterious old men and fantasy are all intertwined. But why is he becoming more and more evil? .... .... ## Additional Notes ## Warning! Mc is an evil pshycopath, who for some reason, tends to attract pshyco, yandere women. #Note: Scheming will start later on. #Note: The world is a mix of cultivation type and fantasy type. #Note: The start is fast paced. Additional tags: #Fast progress; #Monster waifus; #Scheming MC; #Cunning MC; #Politicallyincorrect humour; #Tons of murder.

Its always the main character of the story who raises, to the top however that is to be expected, its predictable, but what if an actual cannon fodder the weakest being in existence, destined to die by fate, with no cheat code or over powered system, is able to become the most powerful cannon fodder in the universe, to be able to work under cover, use his brain, to orchestrate the most powerful beings, he has never being gifted by the gods like favourable, he is just a side character like all of us. His only trump card is the ability to see the future. Now you may say well, that is cheating and op item. Well, he later, realizes that he is about to die in a month, and not just him, the whole planet itself. Through this book, he realizes, just how weak he is, as there is no item in the future, that could cure his talentless body. He will now have to use his wits to orchestra the largest galactic power houses of the universe. 'Spoiler alert' he does have a god like skill, Yep, it is undead presences, meaning, his presence, is as if he is dead. As you can imagine he has tricks, but can he use them well in a universe of talents? Well this character, is a master mind, that becomes crazy at the end. Only if he could have one more chance, to be the most powerful cannon fodder in existence would he truly reign in his own, creativity of humour, wits character, and a world filled with life, join him, to see what a master mind, trickster, sale man in a fantasy world, cult leader, alchemist, teacher, cheater, and the greatest con man, who is also one of the most wanted man in the universe. What he does to the world, shows the ways to use power beyond brute force, he is unpredictable that is his cheat code.

But the problem lay not so much in the problem itself but in the problems that he felt about his depression. It wasn’t just that he was depressed, it was that he was therefore depressing, towards himself and all those around him. Sucking the life out of every happy moment, projecting an arcing aurora of negative energy in a kind of reverse feng-shui as he sulked and skulked about in the corners of rooms His friends tried to include him as best they could, but this only made him feel more depressed, because they were the ones making the effort to drag this morbid, succourless husk out of his own little world, when it was him who should be making the effort. Why should they have to put up with him, me, he thought, and though they would eventually give up the ghost, leaving him content that they no longer felt him burdening them, he would arrive home to contemplate with disdain the way in which he felt left out, out of touch, disconnected, misunderstood. Humour used to be a good defensive mechanism, but as soon as he had become aware it of being a defense mechanism he no longer felt comfortable using it. Better to face up to the facts than employ a deflective irony. But with nothing with which to deflect, and a now acute awareness that an honesty about troubles would only be a burden upon the clearly happy and content people around him, he could only remain gravely silent, a furrowed brow christening his chastened pout. And so he would remain, until.

This is a dark humour based on the Nigerian actual daily experience and of course their sarcastic way of naming their situation especially the ill ones. Sapa signifies hunger, some kind of exalted suffering that just occur normally or after carefree spending and Garri is the saviour in times of Sapa as it is very cheap, easy to get and easy to take no struggle at all. Only that it has a stigma, it is often seen as a poor man's food. In this story Garri as been personified and he is trying to secede from under the rule of Sapa. As Hope becomes the example. what will be the outcome?

[COMPLETED] The abandoned house aka The Onti Clocko in a country called "Lenda" has been suspected to have haunted spirits and menacing ghosts that kill whoever gets inside the house and disappear forever . Della, an astute investigator is asked to interrogate the horrifying mystery behind this house along with two other investigators Robin Williams and Lexi. However, she meets another so-called investigator Michael ( aka Mike) and things take a turn on her. Will she be able to discover the hidden mystery behind the house? ------------ Disclaimer: All the names and countries used in this story is all fiction and is not based on true events. Don't take anything to heart and the names that we have used in this story is not real and is only used for entertainment purposes. There is no such place called as "Lenda" and "The Onti Clocko". Don't take anything to heart and this story is all a fiction. Kind Info: This story was written by me and an another author (dark humour)! Enjoy the story!

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

You've heard of teenagers summoning demons, and weird underground cults but, what about angels? No angel would ever stoop so low, right? Well, there is one angel. God is gone, the angels are withering away, the humans are claiming the apocalypse is upon them, and Hell is still a party. Only one angel can make everything right... Metatron, the princess of angels, enlists the help of the most powerful Prince of Hell, Azazel, only to end up with a lazy, sarcastic, fallen angel with a weird sense of humour. With no other choice, she and Azazel go on a wild hunt throughout Heaven in search of God and a way to wake up the angels before they become nothing more than dust. Will she manage to save heaven in time? Or will it vanish into dust, leaving Hell to rule the universe?

[currently rewriting] Being the daughter of a powerful yakuza boss isn't easy. Living her days in constant chaos and having death follow her wherever she goes, isn't fun either. "Damn! Can't a girl get some peace!" Having to put up with all this and still remain nonchalant, Yang Xia has developed a bad case of resting b**ch face! Because of this, she's perceived as cold and distant! "I'm just trying to order some cake, why are you cowering in fear? Huh? My face? Damn it!" If her life couldn't get any worse, Yang Xia accidentally gets killed! "Sh*t! What did I do to deserve this?! Wait where am I? Did I just transmigrate?!" Its okay, Yang Xia! Just become powerful and nothing bad will happen to you ever again! "Easier said then done!" Yang Xia sets off on her new Journey in the world of Ancient China! With her power of breaking the fourth wall and her non stop complaining! How long will you last, Yang Xia? Watch out Yang Xia! The two dragon emperors have set their eyes on you! Wang Lei & Wang Jian: "look at her for a mere second, and we'll destory your eyes!" "Wait what! Don't do that!!" A novel with a strong, unique lead. Plus a sprinkle of humour and characters with deep history and depth to them! "all the other main novel characters scam one another, But why do I feel like I'M the one being scammed in mine?!" [original novel!] [warning!!! Swearing and slight gore] - updates whenever I'm free - {word count per chapter 900 - 1700} [cover art is not mine]

ZOMBIES!! Undead monsters or simply misunderstood? Follow the exploits of a group of dead and half dead, as they rampage across the realm, looking for their enslaver! Horror! Gore! Action! Humour! Romance! Adventure! Almost none of these things are present. But why take my word for it? See for yourself! First hit's free! ;)

If you are looking for the whole world, it isn't here. But if you are looking for 3Ls (Love, Lust, and Laughter), this one is full of it. It is a fun rom-com with hot love scenes. If you read the comments, the most thing you will see is the "Laughing emojis" and the word, Hot Hot Hot! Romance erotic novel, full of fun, a romantic comedy with some actions by Elya. The heroine's the smart leading lady and not the soft sopping victim. The story is focusing on fun, romance, humour, and happiness. The leading man is a handsome powerful arrogant businessman (mafia), the super-rich with egos as high as Everest! Stefan Mackenzie, the 32-year-old handsome Tycoon from Las Vegas. He is famous for his killing looks, the face of dark handsome playboy with money. Wirata Ratanawan, 22-year-old Thai girl. Then everything in his life has changed forever without his willingness. He tried so hard to avoid his fate but it seemed the heaven above's not on his side anymore! Warning: As I put it in the "Romance-erotic" story, so when it comes to the love scenes the camera won't pan to the flower vase or the bed head. It will be hot and in detail to fulfil the readers' imagination as this novel has its main purpose for entertaining.

This is about the friendship of 6 different people with their unique miraculous ability. You'll read about their daily life, humourous event in the Academy, and a little bit of Romance. Mainly, it's still about friendship, fantasy, and adventures! Novel Types: Fantasy, Romance, Slice of Life, Sci-Fi, Action, Comedy. Don't judge a book by its cover :b Posting: Monday (Maybe), Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Instagram: @oglourineacademy

"He wanted her to be stronger, he believed in her strength. Valerie thought he only sees her as his fellow knight comrade. Until they finally taste each other's blood and their world will never be the same again," *** Valerie Dubois, joins the soldiers to fight on the front lines. She replaced her weak brother who was the heir of her family. She disguised herself as a men for five years and never seriously became a knight. Her troops was defeated, due to an incompetent general and treason. She was slandered and became the cause of their defeat. She became a prisoner of war and was tortured. She died in a state of revenge and regret. She wanted to live as a woman. She wanted to feel Love. She prayed that she would be given a chance to live again as a woman. She opened her eyes and she was returned to the four years ago. But this time she promised not to make a mistake. She will fight to become a General and win the war. After that, she may retire and live as a noble Lady again. But can she easily obtain her happy ending? *** Excerpt: "Sir Raphael, I need your blood," He's a vampire, just like me. I'm not too thirsty for his blood. But I need it. He smiled, looked at me then unbuttoned his clothes. He showed the veins on his neck and some of his charming masculine curves. "Go ahead," he said. I touched his body and brought my face closer. My fangs grew and I plunged them into his neck. I gulped down his sweet blood. I won't drink too much. He's not my prey. I could see his calm expression. He clearly enjoys what I do. "This is unfair," he said. "why?" Raphael then took my hand and dropped me on my back. "Let me taste your blood too, Valerie. Will you enjoy it as much as I do?" he said. Umm, I was not ready for this. He was already strong. Why did he want to drink my blood too?? *** Author's Note: This story contains Gore, sadistic scenes, brutality and uncensored action scenes. The MC is Vampire, of course she drinks blood. I like writing explicit scenes. I already warned you. No explicit smut scene. A little bit of humour. Well, I am not confident enough to be able to make you laugh. I just want to tell you, this is a serious but not too serious story'. It's a slow burn romance. The relationship between the MC and the male lead at first will be more like brother, or like a senpai and his junior. But you will enjoy their sweet relationship growth. In the beginning chapter I write in the first POV, but later also write in the third POV. Last, Please encourage me to keep writing by adding this story into your collection! I OWN THE COVER. IT IS COMMISIONED