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In a world where colossal monsters rule 90% of the world's territory, Parahuman women are the only ones capable of facing them. Gregory is a newly graduated Hunter, slightly above average in talent but at the top of the scale when it comes to ambition. As monsters ravage the land, he can only rely on his Hounds to survive. That’s why he believes that rewarding and caring for his Hounds with 100% dedication is only natural. He will do whatever it takes to protect them and make them stronger, just as they protect him...

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

[This story will be posted on Royal Road As Well under the username: fastwan16]For 15 years, a mysterious voice told Ash two things 'Get stronger' and 'Fight.' Not the best advice, but when you're stuck in a monster-infested limbo, you take what you can get. Then, a god shows up, opens a rift, and throws Ash (monsters included) onto Earth. There, he meets his doppelganger, Thorne, who immediately hates him. Why? Thorne thinks Ash wants to steal his hard-earned social status. Yeah, as if Ash cares about high school politics while eldritch horrors are ransacking the mall. Ash’s plan is simple: punch monsters, grab a burger, and enjoy his new life. If Thorne wants a rivalry, he'll have to get in line—right behind the monster tearing up Main Street

To Love, To Lose, To Heal is a poignant journey through love, heartbreak, and self-discovery. It follows a soul who loved deeply, lost painfully, and is now left to pick up the shattered pieces of a heart that once beat for another. In a world where love is both salvation and destruction, the struggle with lingering emotions, haunting memories, and the weight of what could have been. Torn between holding on and letting go, between the past and an uncertain future, they must confront their pain, their fears, and the truth they’ve been avoiding, healing isn’t about forgetting; it’s about finding the strength to live again. This novel is a raw, intimate exploration of love’s beautiful agony, the wounds it leaves behind, and the resilience it takes to rise again. To Love, To Lose, To Heal is for anyone who has ever loved too much, lost too deeply, and still found the courage to heal.

"If I was fated to repeat each life with you just to watch you perish, I would choose to put an end to this vicious cycle this time. Let me change your destiny for once and let me destroy the world which has been harming us, even if it meant perishing with the world forever.", Phoenix. What happens when Ivy's sleep disorders issues were a result of her repeated life with Phoenix in her paracosm whom she was protecting but wants to protect her this time round? What happens when in the real world, Phoenix was destined to meet her as Jason who protected her till the end even when they had to face death just to keep her alive? Will Ivy accept all that she had asked for with such a high stack of price to pay?

Ye Chen gets the Shenhao consumption rebate system at the beginning. When consuming, complete the crit mission and directly reward 90 million sports cars. "Ding, consumer crit, reward a 500 million mansion." "Ding, consumer crit, reward 70% of the shares in a company with a market value of 100 billion." "Ding, consumer crit..." Lu Yu was interviewed on the street. Internet celebrity girl: Excuse me, sir, what would you do if you had 10 million yuan? Ye Chen quickly took out his phone, checked the balance, and said in relief, "Fortunately, my money is still there." Internet celebrity: ...

Long ago, when the world was on the brink of collapse, a group of children were sent to the realm of the gods. There, they bonded with powerful Eikons and returned as saviors, bringing peace to humanity. The shrine maiden calls it a noble sacrifice, but to me, it sounds like they were just thrown away. Worse still, one of those children was a boy offered up by his own sister. Did he resent her for it? Did she ever look back with regret? No one speaks of what really happened between them.

He claims your rights, fall for him, or fight to be free... Onelia Romero has endured heartbreak and hardship since the day her mother, Ivy, walked out on her and her father, leaving behind a trail of enemies and crushing debts. Desperate for a fresh start, Onelia and her father relocate to another state. Yet, despite their struggles, debts are mysteriously cleared, and money begins to flow into their lives—though Onelia remains unaware of the shadowy reasons behind it. Her life takes a devastating turn one fateful evening while working a shift at her father's restaurant. After receiving an unusual letter, Onelia witnesses her father bleeding out on the floor. In the aftermath, she discovers the shocking truth: he has claimed her life. Gio Valentine, heir to the infamous Valentine dynasty, now owns her rights. She is his, whether she falls for him or fights to break free.

Two friends. Gabriel and Alma. Complete opposites in every way. Alma knows everything about Gabriel—she knows how bad he can be, how broken he is. She’s seen it all. But what happens when this "bad guy" starts falling for her?

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

I loved him so much, but alas!! he said he has a gf; how will Megan overcome the love

He endured the worst when they deceived him, removed his title from him, and made him lose his wolf. But what will happen when his mate took him in without knowing that they’re mates.

Luna, Severin, Alysia and Helicynth welcome you to the world of Dungeons and Dragons as they piece together a relic of the Goddess Mystra, defeat the shadow goddess Shar and save the lost soul Cioran, Luna's older brother all while fighting against a curse that's turning the world into stone

Dark clouds rolled over Entoria, and with them came a snowstorm and monsters once thought to be fantasy. Entoria was turned from a prosperous country to a tundra wasteland in a single year. After the bloodshed settled, a large sum of the survivors began to awaken supernatural powers.  ‘Originators’, they were called. These people gained the ability to manifest their Spirit into reality to fight back against the monsters which now inhabit the land.  Follow the story of various Originators 4 years after the disaster, having adjusted to life in this cold wasteland.  A story not for the light-hearted. 

Millions are teleported to a new world. A new mysterious System broadcasts their every move through live streams for all of humanity, captivating billions of viewers. The rules? Survive—or die trying. Before it all begins… Haku, an ordinary guy, wakes up in a blinding white room. He’s not alone. Ninety-nine strangers surround him, and none of them know what’s coming.

They see each other as nothing more than enemies but they're about to realize that there really is more to life than meets the eye. ******** She beholds them as nothing more than peasants, people not worthy of her presence... or at least that's what they perceive it as. ****** She's steady enduring in silence and finds comfort in putting out her frustrations on the ones whom she later is surprised to realize are her saving grace. ******** "Omo, mother fate Sha! The universe sha dey craze, I swear," she chuckles and looks at the girl right in front of her and at the ones around her and chuckles again making use of her handkerchief to bat away a tear or two, "Omo nné, after everything... Life!" "I swear," She replies slowly shaking her head. ****** "Omo life Sha!" I say and we all break into laughter...

Ruby: Reborn as 14-year-old girl, wakes up to see that all she knew has changed; and not for the good. No one recognizes her, or what the Upfront has done to protect them. The remaining few Kids that are alive are treated worse than animals. As for the people, she meets the Heartchilds, who are willing to take her in, but as her memories flood back, she says to herself that she is not going to waste this second life she has been giving. On a track to clear up her past and make new friends along the way, she will learn what true trust is, and how far people are willing to go for something they themselves don't even know where it ends. Will Rubys newfound friends be the break she needs, or will they just hold her back from her true purpose?

In ‘Lovers or Friends’ is a heartwarming tale of the power of religion to shape our lives; The inspiring tale encourages readers to reflect on their own relationship and the power of love and friendship to overcome life’s challenges. This book contains 51 chapters.

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Meet Jack, a Chinese high school student who is utterly fed up with studying. One day, as the lunch break comes to an end, a zombie outbreak erupts! Armed with courage and a group of friends, Jack embarks on a wild journey to save his loved ones. As they battle hordes of zombies, Jack not only fights back but also takes charge in crafting intricate weapons. Along the way, tensions rise as differing opinions cause rifts among his friends, leading to moments of separation and the heart-wrenching urgency of life and death. Jack realizes that the world has changed—the survival of the fittest is luring more people into darkness. Yet, he clings to his inner goodness, striving to save as many as he can. Most importantly, he encounters Mike, an adult version of himself. It feels like a time warp, yet it’s all too real, and their shared experiences are vivid and unforgettable.

Eldric Vayne had one goal—to become a great adventurer. Reality had other plans. After five years of struggling as a pathetic, forever-F-rank adventurer, Eldric was ready to quit. But before leaving the capital, he decided on one last dungeon trip to scavenge herbs for some extra cash. And then… he fell into an uncharted dungeon. Barely clinging to life, he sarcastically confessed his "love" to a glowing gemstone. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a gemstone. It was a sealed artifact. That happened to be binding the legendary Demon General, Velzaria Noctis. Now she believes he is her fated one. And worst of all? She won’t let him die. --- What’s worse than one disaster? Two. Velzaria isn’t the only problem Eldric has to deal with. The infamous SSS-rank adventurer Seraphina Astralis—the capital’s strongest mage and leader of the all-female Silver Valkyries—has also taken a sudden… interest in his "situation." Her reasoning? "Fascinating. I will observe." Now Eldric is trapped between a misunderstood demon bride, an overpowered mage who treats him like a lab experiment, and an adventurer’s guild that won’t let him live this down. And to make things worse, the capital, the kingdom, and even the demon world itself are starting to take notice. All he wanted was a peaceful retirement. Now he’s the center of a disaster.

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Alyssa and Jake have been inseparable since childhood, their bond unshakable and their memories countless. But as high school begins, life grows more complicated, and the once simple lines of friendship blur. Between new faces, unexpected challenges, and the weight of unspoken feelings, the cogs of fate begin to turn. Will Alyssa and Jake remain the steadfast friends they’ve always been, or is their story destined to become something more? Dive into a tale of humor, heart, and the rollercoaster ride of growing up—where every moment might just change everything.