Salman Khan Jokes

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

A recurring nightmare afflicted Khan's nights since the Second Impact. His dreams replayed the scenes of the crash of the Nak's spaceship, an alien race that the humans had defeated five hundred years ago. Khan's life had turned upside-down after the tragedy. His mother had died during the incident, and the Nak's toxic mana had infected him. His father had managed to save him, but they ended up losing their home and name in the process. The nightmares wouldn't let Khan forget about the Nak, so he decided to join the Global Army and learn to wield mana. He had to put an end to those dreams, even if that meant hunting down that alien race through the stars. ------------------------------------- Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EoCNovels Instagram: eocnovels Discord link: https://discord.gg/fNsPwXMP7P Cover artist: https://digitalrowye.com/

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Feroz Khan, a 17-year-old orphan, discovers that he is the target of a secretive organization known as the "Illuminati", who are after a hidden power he inherited from his father, Qadir Khan. His father, once blessed with extraordinary abilities, left Feroz at an orphanage to protect him from his power-hungry brother and the "Free Masons". As Feroz’s abilities begin to awaken, he embarks on a dangerous journey to uncover the truth about his family’s past and his father’s fate, while evading the relentless pursuit of those who want to control him.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Pakistan’s Prime Minister Imran Khan categorically said that his government won’t recognize Israel until the Palestinian people have their own state. “Our stance is obvious. It’s something which Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah (Founder of Pakistan) made clear back in 1948. That we can not accept Israel until Palestinians get their rights as per the two-state solution,” he said during a TV interview on Tuesday. “If we accept normalisation of ties with Israel then we would have to give up the Kashmir cause.” His comments come days after the United Arab Emirates (UAE) said it is establishing diplomatic and economic relations with Israel, clearing the way for the Gulf country to accept the Jewish state.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Khan was just an ordinary boy until a tragic accident caused him to be imbued with infinite heavenly powers. As he discovers his new abilities, he finds himself transported to a mysterious forest filled with powerful monsters. There he befriends the curious and isolated goblin villagers, only to see them massacred by a powerful beast. Driven by his desire for revenge, Khan embarks on a journey to become stronger and acquire new abilities. As Khan progresses through the dangerous levels of a dungeon in the forest, he faces challenges that push his powers to their limits. Along the way, he acquires new abilities and discovers a powerful being hiding in the forest who seeks to possess his body. In a final showdown, Khan must face his own shadow and almost loses the battle, but emerges victorious and absorbs the powerful being. As Khan's powers grow, he realizes that his abilities come with a heavy price. With the help of his new friends and allies, he must navigate the complexities of his newfound powers and the challenges that come with them. He faces unexpected betrayals, dangerous enemies, and questions about the true nature of his powers. Throughout the novel, Khan's journey takes him on a path of self-discovery and growth, as he grapples with questions about identity, power, and morality. He must decide whether to use his powers for good or evil and confront the consequences of his actions. In the end, Khan learns that his powers are not just a gift but a burden, and that true strength comes from within. The novel concludes with a sense of hope, as Khan sets out on a new journey to discover the true meaning of his powers and his place in the world.

"Welcome to the world of "Ebipus," where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and the impossible becomes possible. When Evan is unexpectedly transported to a mystical land filled with magic and adventure, He must learn to navigate this new world and its dangers to fulfill his dream. But as Evan delves deeper into this strange and wonderful land, He discovers that his destiny may be entwined with that of the realm itself. Join "Evan" on his epic journey as he face off against formidable foes, forge unlikely alliances, and discover the true power within themselves. [Isekai journey of imam] is a thrilling isekai adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end."

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Follow khan Maha and Hassan Asmar love story..

Kanshuda, once a leading researcher in the field of genetics, always wished to one day be reborn into the world of Naruto. Now he has, but there is one teeny weeny problem Kanshuda does not get reborn into any of the prominent ninja clans like Uchiha,Hyuga or Kaguya clans. Hack he doesn't even get reborn into one of the four great nations. Instead our protagonist finds himself inhabiting the body of a civilian ninja orphan in the nameless ninja village of Takigakure. Will our protagonist using his genetic and future knowledge be able to gain enough strength and break his human limits in order to contend with the strongest. Or will he succumb to his born genetic potential of a canon fodder and just be more fuel for the war machine of the fourth ninja war!?

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

In the summer of 1996, three friends set out on a road trip from California to Florida, only to encounter a deadly masked killer in an eerie town. As they struggle to survive the horrors, a chilling and tragic revelation awaits them in the darkness.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

True Love: I Met My Soul Mate in My Dream Ember, a nineteen-year-old college student, leads a seemingly normal life until one night, she wakes up in an unfamiliar room with no memory of how she got there. Standing beside her is a charming gentleman with a voice as sweet as honey. His kindness and concern stir something deep within her, and she can't help but feel an inexplicable connection to him. As Ember tries to understand how she ended up in this strange place, she is drawn into a world where dreams and reality intertwine. With each encounter, her bond with this mysterious man grows stronger, and she begins to question the nature of their connection. Is he a figment of her imagination, or is there something more profound at play? Join Ember on a journey of self-discovery, love, and the blurred lines between dreams and reality. "True Love: I Met My Soul Mate in My Dream" is a heartwarming tale that explores the magic of true love and the power of destiny.

uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out

This is series of jokes that I found funny, that's it, This is not a story.

Sinopsis Volume 1: Apa yang terjadi ketika Anda mengetahui bahwa mantan suami dan kekasihnya ternyata adalah orang-orang yang menjebloskan anda ke penjara. Kemudian Anda menikah dengan ayah mertua suami Anda untuk menghukum. Tekad Nindy hanya untuk dendam dan membuat pasangan tersebut merasakan kekejaman ibu tiri Sinopsis Volume 2: Pada volume 2 ini menceritakan perjuangan Nindy membebaskan suaminya dari cengkraman wanita lain. "Yudisthira... aku istrimu!" Yudisthira Salman memandang wanita asing di depannya dengan rasa tak percaya. Ada dua wanita yang mengaku sebagai istrinya. Keduanya punya anak darinya. Siapa yang bisa di percaya. Lalu ada pula wanita ketiga. Wanita yang kejam berhati iblis. Wanita itu mengurung Yudisthira Salman seperti hewan peliharaan. Yudisthira Salman putus asa. Dia menjadi pria statis yang tidak berdaya. Mengapa ada banyak wanita yang mengaku sebagai istrinya. "Aku Nindy!" Nindy berbisik ke telinga suaminya. Yudisthira Salman membuka mata. Wanita bertubuh besar dan bertato itu mengaku sebagai Nindy. Suara wanita itu mirip Nindy, tapi wajah dan bentuk tubuhnya berbeda. Bagaimana Yudisthira Salman percaya begitu saja padanya? Apa yang bisa dia percaya dari wanita ini! Nindy tersenyum. Senyumnya yang sama dengan Nindy. Dia berbisik ke Yudisthira "Yudisthira, ada apel dan buah pir di meja. Lemparkan buah-buahan itu dan hancurkan CCTV itu. Mereka membuatmu seperti tikus percobaan!" Nona Yuri Coleman marah. "Apa yang dilakukan wanita itu? Mengapa dia membuat Yudisthira marah?!" "Nona tuan Yudis memecahkan lagi semua benda di sekitarnya!" Nona Yuri Coleman putus asa. "Panggil Esther Melody ke sini!" Esther Melody senang hati datang ke rumah keluarga Coleman. Dia lebih suka merawat Yudisthira Salman daripada kekasihnya yang kejam, tuan Robin Sultan. "Aku harus bisa membawa Yudisthira kabur dari rumah keluarga Coleman!"_ nyonya Esther Melody membuat rencana Tapi dia berhadapan dengan wanita gendut juru masak keluarga Coleman. "Wanita itu perusak rencana!"_ Esther Melody marah. Dia harus menyingkirkan Lupita Rose Louis dari sisi Yudisthira Salman. "Esther Melody!"_ Nindy tertawa dalam hati. Dia mengaku sebagai istri Yudisthira. Baiklah kita akan berhadapan!"_ Nindy menyingkirkan nyonya Esther Melody. Wanita itu terlempar dari rumah Yuri Coleman. "Sekarang aku harus membawa Yudisthira Salman keluar dari pulau Coleman!"_ Sekarang, Lupita Rose Louis harus berusaha keras mendapatkan kepercayaan dari nona Yuri Coleman. Membawa Yudisthira Salman dari pulau ini bukan perkara yang mudah. "Tuan Yudis mengalami masalah di usus, saya khawatir terjadi hal yang buruk padanya. Saya kira dia perlu segera di bawa berobat ke rumah sakit besar!"_ Lupita Rose Louis berkata dengan sungguh-sungguh. Nona Yuri Coleman tak percaya, tapi dia ketakutan melihat Yudisthira yang kesakitan. "Ya Tuhan... aku bisa membunuh Yudis!" Nona Yuri Coleman melihat ke ranjang. Yudisthira Salman melipat tubuhnya seperti udang. Dia beneran kesakitan. "Bawa dia ke new York!" Nindy bersyukur, Yudisthira bisa keluar dari pulau Coleman. "Segera tinggalkan pulau ini, dan cari Ibnu Saud di New York!" kata Nindy ke Iskandar. Iskandar menangis, "Tidak. Biarkan aku di pulau ini. Aku tidak sampai hati meninggalkan nyonya Viona Rose sendirian!" "Kamu harus melindungi dirimu sendiri!" Nindy harus mengeluarkan Iskandar dari pulau Coleman. Iskandar menolak. Dia sebatang kara di dunia ini. Nyonya Viona Rose sudah menjadi seperti ibunya sendiri. "Kalau begitu, bawa nyonya Viona Rose ke Bali!" Nindy juga berpikir hal yang sama dengan Iskandar. Dia tidak mungkin membuat nyonya Viona Rose sendirian, dan menjadi sasaran kemarahan keluarga Coleman. Iskandar tidak tahu caranya membawa nyonya Viona Rose ke luar pulau Coleman. Nindy kebingungan. Dalam usahanya menyelamatkan Yudisthira Salman, Nindy membuat kesalahan Dia menempatkan nyawa orang yang tidak bersalah menjadi korban.

Nvm his jokes have become terrible , Feels like a stain on site

Maya is an orphan, who was living with her aunt. Her aunt sent her to college but she couldn't continue because of a lack of funds, so she needed to get a job to be able to further her studies. So, she got a job at a well-known clubhouse, where she is working with her friend, Mia. Maya and Mia, were working that night and they both went to the restroom to talk about how flirtatious the customers were, Mia advised her friend to tolerate them because they needed the job. After the discussions, they both went back to their duty post but Mia left before Maya. As Maya was going, she felt a hand dragged her into a dark room. She couldn't see the face because everywhere was dark. And the stranger was smelling of alcohol. The stranger forcefully raped her, Maya. Will Maya know who raped?