Salman Khan Jokes

Teijin is just one man in a city of thousands, and yet his name is forever echoed throughout the halls of the rich and in the streets of the poor. As a threat to the world of the higher-ups and for giving far too much hope to those masses of downtrodden, Gray is exiled. On the day of his exile, a man asks when he will return, and Gray, the great Khan of the city, the lord of beggars, vows to return "with all the glory of ten thousand men."

Petite Princess VS Rough Khan On their wedding day, Yelu Yan told Li Xianyun that apart from affection, he could provide her with endless wealth and honor. After the marriage, he indeed kept his promise, cherishing her in the palm of his hand. Little did he know, the more he cherished her, the deeper she burrowed into his heart, right to the very top. Not long after the political marriage with the Khitans, Li Xianyun gradually noticed earth-shattering changes around her: Initially, the commoners who disliked her began to worship her as a deity... The court officials accusing her of bewitching their lord were now pleading with her to consummate the marriage with the Khan... The most perplexing of all was her husband in name; wasn’t he the one who said he wouldn't give her emotional affection? Why was he always following her around? Little theater scene 1: One day, Yelu Yan cornered Li Xianyun against the wall. “Why are you avoiding this Khan?” “They say you might have taken a liking to your servant.” “Remove ‘might’, isn’t it obvious enough from how this Khan acts?” “But you said you wouldn’t give your servant emotional affection.” Yelu Yan held his forehead; he had indeed said too many foolish things. “The Han people always say that one should start a family and then establish a career; clearly, the two are not in conflict.” Little theater scene 2: The sun had risen high, yet Yelu Yan was still clinging to Li Xianyun. “Get up quickly, I have to leave. There are patients on the street waiting for my consultation, the good fields to the west need irrigation, the homestead plots in the east need measuring, and I have to oversee the silk reeling and dyeing... Uh...” “Your husband is a patient, don’t you care for him?” Li Xianyun looked at the man tough enough to rival ten bulls and was utterly speechless.

A recurring nightmare afflicted Khan's nights since the Second Impact. His dreams replayed the scenes of the crash of the Nak's spaceship, an alien race that the humans had defeated five hundred years ago. Khan's life had turned upside-down after the tragedy. His mother had died during the incident, and the Nak's toxic mana had infected him. His father had managed to save him, but they ended up losing their home and name in the process. The nightmares wouldn't let Khan forget about the Nak, so he decided to join the Global Army and learn to wield mana. He had to put an end to those dreams, even if that meant hunting down that alien race through the stars. ------------------------------------- Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EoCNovels Instagram: eocnovels Discord link: https://discord.gg/fNsPwXMP7P Cover artist: https://digitalrowye.com/

Khan was just an ordinary boy until a tragic accident caused him to be imbued with infinite heavenly powers. As he discovers his new abilities, he finds himself transported to a mysterious forest filled with powerful monsters. There he befriends the curious and isolated goblin villagers, only to see them massacred by a powerful beast. Driven by his desire for revenge, Khan embarks on a journey to become stronger and acquire new abilities. As Khan progresses through the dangerous levels of a dungeon in the forest, he faces challenges that push his powers to their limits. Along the way, he acquires new abilities and discovers a powerful being hiding in the forest who seeks to possess his body. In a final showdown, Khan must face his own shadow and almost loses the battle, but emerges victorious and absorbs the powerful being. As Khan's powers grow, he realizes that his abilities come with a heavy price. With the help of his new friends and allies, he must navigate the complexities of his newfound powers and the challenges that come with them. He faces unexpected betrayals, dangerous enemies, and questions about the true nature of his powers. Throughout the novel, Khan's journey takes him on a path of self-discovery and growth, as he grapples with questions about identity, power, and morality. He must decide whether to use his powers for good or evil and confront the consequences of his actions. In the end, Khan learns that his powers are not just a gift but a burden, and that true strength comes from within. The novel concludes with a sense of hope, as Khan sets out on a new journey to discover the true meaning of his powers and his place in the world.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Follow khan Maha and Hassan Asmar love story..

Kanshuda, once a leading researcher in the field of genetics, always wished to one day be reborn into the world of Naruto. Now he has, but there is one teeny weeny problem Kanshuda does not get reborn into any of the prominent ninja clans like Uchiha,Hyuga or Kaguya clans. Hack he doesn't even get reborn into one of the four great nations. Instead our protagonist finds himself inhabiting the body of a civilian ninja orphan in the nameless ninja village of Takigakure. Will our protagonist using his genetic and future knowledge be able to gain enough strength and break his human limits in order to contend with the strongest. Or will he succumb to his born genetic potential of a canon fodder and just be more fuel for the war machine of the fourth ninja war!?

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out

Sinopsis Volume 1: Apa yang terjadi ketika Anda mengetahui bahwa mantan suami dan kekasihnya ternyata adalah orang-orang yang menjebloskan anda ke penjara. Kemudian Anda menikah dengan ayah mertua suami Anda untuk menghukum. Tekad Nindy hanya untuk dendam dan membuat pasangan tersebut merasakan kekejaman ibu tiri Sinopsis Volume 2: Pada volume 2 ini menceritakan perjuangan Nindy membebaskan suaminya dari cengkraman wanita lain. "Yudisthira... aku istrimu!" Yudisthira Salman memandang wanita asing di depannya dengan rasa tak percaya. Ada dua wanita yang mengaku sebagai istrinya. Keduanya punya anak darinya. Siapa yang bisa di percaya. Lalu ada pula wanita ketiga. Wanita yang kejam berhati iblis. Wanita itu mengurung Yudisthira Salman seperti hewan peliharaan. Yudisthira Salman putus asa. Dia menjadi pria statis yang tidak berdaya. Mengapa ada banyak wanita yang mengaku sebagai istrinya. "Aku Nindy!" Nindy berbisik ke telinga suaminya. Yudisthira Salman membuka mata. Wanita bertubuh besar dan bertato itu mengaku sebagai Nindy. Suara wanita itu mirip Nindy, tapi wajah dan bentuk tubuhnya berbeda. Bagaimana Yudisthira Salman percaya begitu saja padanya? Apa yang bisa dia percaya dari wanita ini! Nindy tersenyum. Senyumnya yang sama dengan Nindy. Dia berbisik ke Yudisthira "Yudisthira, ada apel dan buah pir di meja. Lemparkan buah-buahan itu dan hancurkan CCTV itu. Mereka membuatmu seperti tikus percobaan!" Nona Yuri Coleman marah. "Apa yang dilakukan wanita itu? Mengapa dia membuat Yudisthira marah?!" "Nona tuan Yudis memecahkan lagi semua benda di sekitarnya!" Nona Yuri Coleman putus asa. "Panggil Esther Melody ke sini!" Esther Melody senang hati datang ke rumah keluarga Coleman. Dia lebih suka merawat Yudisthira Salman daripada kekasihnya yang kejam, tuan Robin Sultan. "Aku harus bisa membawa Yudisthira kabur dari rumah keluarga Coleman!"_ nyonya Esther Melody membuat rencana Tapi dia berhadapan dengan wanita gendut juru masak keluarga Coleman. "Wanita itu perusak rencana!"_ Esther Melody marah. Dia harus menyingkirkan Lupita Rose Louis dari sisi Yudisthira Salman. "Esther Melody!"_ Nindy tertawa dalam hati. Dia mengaku sebagai istri Yudisthira. Baiklah kita akan berhadapan!"_ Nindy menyingkirkan nyonya Esther Melody. Wanita itu terlempar dari rumah Yuri Coleman. "Sekarang aku harus membawa Yudisthira Salman keluar dari pulau Coleman!"_ Sekarang, Lupita Rose Louis harus berusaha keras mendapatkan kepercayaan dari nona Yuri Coleman. Membawa Yudisthira Salman dari pulau ini bukan perkara yang mudah. "Tuan Yudis mengalami masalah di usus, saya khawatir terjadi hal yang buruk padanya. Saya kira dia perlu segera di bawa berobat ke rumah sakit besar!"_ Lupita Rose Louis berkata dengan sungguh-sungguh. Nona Yuri Coleman tak percaya, tapi dia ketakutan melihat Yudisthira yang kesakitan. "Ya Tuhan... aku bisa membunuh Yudis!" Nona Yuri Coleman melihat ke ranjang. Yudisthira Salman melipat tubuhnya seperti udang. Dia beneran kesakitan. "Bawa dia ke new York!" Nindy bersyukur, Yudisthira bisa keluar dari pulau Coleman. "Segera tinggalkan pulau ini, dan cari Ibnu Saud di New York!" kata Nindy ke Iskandar. Iskandar menangis, "Tidak. Biarkan aku di pulau ini. Aku tidak sampai hati meninggalkan nyonya Viona Rose sendirian!" "Kamu harus melindungi dirimu sendiri!" Nindy harus mengeluarkan Iskandar dari pulau Coleman. Iskandar menolak. Dia sebatang kara di dunia ini. Nyonya Viona Rose sudah menjadi seperti ibunya sendiri. "Kalau begitu, bawa nyonya Viona Rose ke Bali!" Nindy juga berpikir hal yang sama dengan Iskandar. Dia tidak mungkin membuat nyonya Viona Rose sendirian, dan menjadi sasaran kemarahan keluarga Coleman. Iskandar tidak tahu caranya membawa nyonya Viona Rose ke luar pulau Coleman. Nindy kebingungan. Dalam usahanya menyelamatkan Yudisthira Salman, Nindy membuat kesalahan Dia menempatkan nyawa orang yang tidak bersalah menjadi korban.

Nvm his jokes have become terrible , Feels like a stain on site

Maya is an orphan, who was living with her aunt. Her aunt sent her to college but she couldn't continue because of a lack of funds, so she needed to get a job to be able to further her studies. So, she got a job at a well-known clubhouse, where she is working with her friend, Mia. Maya and Mia, were working that night and they both went to the restroom to talk about how flirtatious the customers were, Mia advised her friend to tolerate them because they needed the job. After the discussions, they both went back to their duty post but Mia left before Maya. As Maya was going, she felt a hand dragged her into a dark room. She couldn't see the face because everywhere was dark. And the stranger was smelling of alcohol. The stranger forcefully raped her, Maya. Will Maya know who raped?

In the mystical town of Eldoria, where the veil between reality and magic was thin, Khan Vermont, an orphan of humble beginnings, turned 18. On his special day, a mystical entity known as the God of Merchants bestowed upon him a magical gift – "The System." This arcane device held the promise of transforming Khan's life through a blend of strategy, magic, and financial mastery. Guided by the God of Merchants, Khan faced challenges that intertwined the arcane with the art of commerce. His journey led him through markets teeming with fantasy races, from ethereal elves to sturdy dwarves, each with their unique wares and trades. The System, an enchanted artifact, enhanced not only his business acumen but also granted him magical insights into the ebb and flow of the mystical market. Khan, now not just a shrewd businessman but a wielder of magical prowess, navigated the complexities of Eldoria's enchanted economy. His ventures included dealings with magical artifacts, rare potions, and mythical creatures, all while employing clever strategies to outmaneuver both mundane and magical rivals. As Khan's influence grew, so did his connection to the magical fabric of Eldoria. The God of Merchants watched with satisfaction as the once-impoverished orphan transformed into a magical force, shaping the destiny of the town. Eldoria, now a convergence of magic and commerce, bore witness to Khan's journey – a tale of strategy, sorcery, and financial ascendancy. In the tapestry of Eldoria's enchanted history, Khan Vermont emerged not as a hero, but as a cunning player in a fantastical game of power and influence. The God of Merchants, pleased with the orchestration of magical and monetary forces, smiled upon Khan's ascent, knowing that the town's destiny lay in the hands of a strategic mind guided by both arcane wisdom and the art of the deal.

Novel ini menceritakan kehidupan seorang perempuan bernama bila,yang merelakan keinginannya untuk kuliah terpaksa dikubur dan kemudian menikah dengan seorang pemuda bernama salman. Novel ini menceritakan kisah percintaan pemuda yang sangat rumit, cinta yang merubah segalanya merubah yang awalnya ada menjadi tiada atau bahkan merubah yang sudah ada menjadi hilang. bila dan salman yang awalnya tidak saling suka menjadi saling mencintai hingga akhirnya mereka menikah, namun setelah menikah mereka justru semakin banyak masalah, apa pilihan mereka untuk menikah muda itu salah? selain kisah cinta dari bila dan salman terdapat juga bagaimana kuatnya pengorbanan mereka meski telah dihantam badai yang bisa saja meruntuhkan pernikahannya kapan saja. Kekurangan kurang memperhatikan gaya bahasa

Anya was once a rich and powerful woman. She had it all: a loving husband, a beautiful family, and a successful career. But one day, everything came crashing down around her. Anya's husband and best friend betrayed her. They killed her family and left her for dead. Anya was devastated, but she refused to die. She used her last ounce of strength to crawl to safety. Anya survived, but she was changed forever. She was no longer the weak and innocent woman she once was. She was now a dark and vengeful creature. Anya vowed to get revenge on her betrayers. She spent years training herself in the art of combat and espionage. She amassed a fortune and built a powerful network of allies. Finally, Anya was ready to strike. She returned to the city where she had been betrayed and began her campaign of revenge.

Whitney Archer is just a first year Psychiatric doctor. She's poor, humble, crazy and a debtor. She has lived in debt all her life but everything changed for her when she met Rose Graham. Mother to Logan Graham, who is a rich handsome bachelor, he's the typical male crush and every girl's dream but he's someone who is suffering from Philophobia. His fear of love has hardened his heart which makes him cold and distant with the opposite s£x. Not wanting her son to be single for the rest of his life, Mrs. Graham decides to hire Whitney as his personal doctor. Whitney is meant to pretend to be his wife just so he wouldn't realize that she's a doctor trying to help him. But all that got bursted when Logan memories return and he realizes that apart from lying to be his wife, she's also a doctor whose goal is to make him fall in love. What do you think will happen to these two after that? Will Whitney be able to get out of it without making things worse for herself? Or will she stay trapped in his life for good ?