Lirik Banana Chacha

Max Miller, an underachieving, pizza-loving tech support guy, suddenly finds himself thrown into the chaos of the multiverse when he wakes up in a high-tech alien spaceship with a SYSTEM installed in his brain. His mission? No clue. His powers? A glitchy, sarcastic AI that grants him random abilities at the worst possible times. From fighting intergalactic warlords with a "Banana Gun" to crash-landing on a planet where cats rule supreme, Max must survive in a universe full of absurdity, action, and questionable logic—all while trying to find a way back home… if he even wants to go back. Armed with his system, his newfound allies (including a talking robot that has an existential crisis every five minutes), and his incredible ability to screw things up in the best possible way, Max is about to discover that being a hero is way harder than it looks in the movies.

[Caution:The Title alone explains how matured the content is gonna be!] Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina. But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance? Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom. It’s going to be a wild ride. ––– [Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?] Jonny: what's that? [Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now] Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?. [If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy] Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role. _____ 100 Power stones 2 bonus Chapters 200 Golden Tickets 5 bonus Chapters 1 Magic Castle 10 bonus Chapters with any scene of your choice.... link to discord group https://discord.gg/rRdzxAV3

Synopsis: In my first life, I was a broke background character who died after slipping on a banana peel (tragic). In my second life, I reincarnated into a fantasy novel… as the villain’s wife?! The cold, cruel villain everyone fears — Theodore Hellgrave aka “The Blood Tyrant.” But plot twist: the villain isn’t just obsessed with world domination. He’s obsessed with me. All I want is a peaceful life, maybe open a bakery or something, but this psycho villain keeps spoiling me to death — buying me castles, putting flowers in my hair, threatening anyone who looks at me (even the dog). Every time I try to divorce him, the entire empire trembles. And the worst part? … I think I’m falling for him...

“Okay, so picture this: Your buddy Kaito dies slipping on a banana peel that’s basically the universe’s middle finger. Instead of heaven, he gets a job offer from a pan-dimensional duck in a suit who’s like, ‘Congrats! You’re now the multiverse’s handyman, but instead of fixing leaks, you fight gods who cry when you roast their PowerPoints.’ Kaito’s whole vibe? ‘I didn’t ask for this, but I’ll do it while sarcastically sipping cosmic boba.’ He glitches through worlds where gravity takes weekends off and wars are fought with karaoke. The catch? He doesn’t exist in any universe’s database, and now every god, demon, and sentient spreadsheet is like, ‘DELETE HIM.’ "It’s like Rick Sanchez and Deadpool had a baby, raised it on anime and dad jokes, and then threw it into a black hole made of HR paperwork. 10/10 would binge-read while eating questionable gas station sushi.”

"Passion Twist : Tales of Lost Sisters" is a heart- wrenching epic that chronicles the lives of four sisters torn apart by war and circumstance. In the ravaged kingdom of Marinia, the once- peaceful land is destroyed,and the royal family is brutally murdered. The four sisters - Selena,Isolde, Adrielle, and Seraphina are separated and forced into lives of servitude, slavery and deception. As they navigate their new realities, each sisters faces unimaginable hardships. Selena is trapped in a life of sexual exploitation, Isolde toils as a child laborer and Adrielle escapes her mistress only to find herself on the brink of death. Seraphina, the youngest, is trained by a cunning and dangerous Lord to seduce the prince of Drakmara, but she finds herself entangled in a complete web of passion and loyalty. The prince, initially confident and imposing,harbors a deep - seated conflict. He's torn between his ambition to rule Drakmara and the manipulation of his uncle, who has conditioned him to doubt his own instincts. As the sisters'paths converge, they must confront their tormentors,their own demons and the secrets that threaten to tear them apart. With their fates hanging in the balance, the sisters must decide where their loyalty lies: with their kingdom, their family or their own hearts. Will they find a way to reunite, overcome their past,and forge a new future? Or will the passions that drive them tear them apart forever?

Poemas que hablan del amor, coqueteando y enamorando apasionadamente

Our MC dies most ridiculously by stepping on a banana peel and finds himself floating around in a forest With no physical body. He tries to control his new body which is very hard for our ex-human mc until he meets Lira, a naughty forest spirit who becomes his unwilling magic teacher. Together they embark on a wondrous journey of chaos magic, unintended explosions and chaotic fun.

Collection of poems and morning brain dump notes

Logbook stories, passionate love, new worlds and dimensions unraveled in a logbook where beautiful scenery and trustworthy shitty characters put to test their struggles through every adventure, and prove themselves everything is possible

I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..

Out of this world stories from a team of no so common team of unexpected characters and their humble ways to change the world; their own way, their own pace. No way they woul hide their face, but for sure; bringing up their humbleness and easy going way of solving everyday problems that this nowadays always never really cared way of life on this world…. And this life…. Check it out- you might find yourself here… Making a better world One Step At A Time….

For the fast reader, Twitter length micro stories to be read each a day during 7 days.

A journey of two lives, different backgrounds, different challenges, different fate. Maybe a love story? Who knows? You could identify yourself with any of these characters…a mere coincidence? A life’s playing tricks again….with you and everyone…

Short poems used on my everyday, every moment, every second. I discovered that writing helps ease on my anxiety. I'm still writing novels, but when in need of a quickie, a poem says it all. Here's my brain dump version of them. Sit and enjoy!

Diary of a migrant family and their struggle to adapt to a new culture. Sweat and tears compiled in a diary and their sharing to support others facing the same challenges. Hoping you find a solution in these stories.

From learning a new language to venturing in new jobs, one thing always prevailed: resilience. Life obstacles testing our faith and patience, encouragement prevailed. These short stories each showed how life's testing you and how coming out triumphant made my confidence stronger. Hoping these stories helps you somehow inspire you to keep living and enjoying life. This is what makes life exciting.

I was never afraid of death. But I was afraid of dying butt naked. I’ve long accepted that everyone meets the same end, no matter the cause—cancer, a tragic accident, or even something absurd like slipping on a banana peel and cracking their skull open. Some choose to take their own lives, yet I wonder… in their final moments, did they whisper, I want to live? My mother did. Before she tried to take me with her. My father, consumed by guilt, went insane. A month later, he decided to follow her, holding my hand as he drove us off a cliff with a broken brake. In that instant, only one thought filled my mind: I want to live. The heavens heard me. I survived—but lived in hell. After years of struggling, I finally bought a house, determined to start over. I wanted to kiss many women, make myself rich, and retire like a lazy bum. A perfect life. I almost had it. Until the water stopped running in the shower. When I checked the sink, my reflection didn’t follow my movements. It just… stared. Then, its head twisted at an unnatural angle, a devilish grin splitting its face. A chill crawled down my spine. Black, viscous liquid seeped from the walls, flooding the floor. It wasn’t water. It was thick. Heavy. Suffocating. And then, my reflection stepped out of the mirror. Its cold hands closed around my throat, its grip unrelenting. I gasped, clawing at it, but the dark liquid filled my lungs, drowning me. My body convulsed as the thing laughed—a sound that echoed through the abyss consuming me. As darkness swallowed me whole, one final thought crossed my mind: I want to live. A voice answered. "Wake up, Abyss." And when I opened my eyes, I was no longer me. I was Dravino Alderidge, son of the war hero. A character in a novel I had read before my death.

Set in the late 1950s, Just Focus On Me is a poignant queer tale inspired by beloved titles such as Nana, Banana Fish, Heartstopper, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, and Fellow Travelers. Through the journals of Victoria Payne and Jane Myers, we follow their journey alongside their friends as they navigate the complexities of love and self-acceptance.
 Amid societal expectations and the weight of religious trauma, Victoria and Jane must confront their feelings for each other while grappling with the pressures of conformity. As they explore the true meaning of love, they learn to embrace their identities and support one another in a world that often feels hostile, discovering that that love is not just about romance; it's about friendship, acceptance, and the courage to be true to oneself.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Su Qian secara tidak sengaja memasuki grup obrolan khusus, dan dia adalah satu-satunya di grup yang belum melakukan perjalanan melintasi waktu? [Saya bepergian ke ujung dunia, di mana persediaan makanan terbatas dan saya tidak bisa makan cukup! ! ] [Saya melakukan perjalanan ke zaman kuno dan menjadi putri pengganti. Tiga istri dan empat selir, aku benar-benar tidak bisa melawan mereka! ! ! ] [Apakah saya sama sengsaranya dengan saya? Saya melakukan perjalanan ke dunia budidaya makhluk abadi dan menjadi penjahat umpan meriam...] Su Qian: [Kalian semua pernah melakukan perjalanan melintasi waktu? Tapi aku di Bumi? ] ... [Kakak, apakah kamu di Bumi? ! Asli atau palsu? Kirimkan aku makanan dan aku akan menukarnya denganmu dengan emas! ! ! ] [Ding! Menerima amplop merah (seratus tael emas) dari seorang musafir kiamat. ] ... Sejak saat itu, Su Qian memulai kehidupan pertukaran sumber daya dan kecurangan untuk menjadi kaya. Beras, tepung, biji-bijian, minyak dan air mineral ditukar dengan emas, perak dan perhiasan dengan para musafir apokaliptik. Ayam goreng, teh susu, dan hot pot kecil, serta bertukar pil kecantikan dengan pengelana abadi. Jajanan mahjong dalam Legenda Zhen Huan, bertukar perhiasan istana dengan penjelajah zaman kuno. ... Penjelajah dunia budidaya keabadian: "Tolong! Sepertinya aku tidak sengaja mengirimkan tuanku kepadamu selama pertukaran terakhir! " ! ! Dia diam-diam melirik pria yang sedang makan ayam goreng dan minum teh susu. Dia sangat tampan. Apakah Anda ingin mengirimnya kembali

kahte hai aag aur paani kabhi ek nahi ho sakte lekin kya hoga jab ye dono mil jaye, hamza khan ek underworld mafia aur ek business jo behad gussail aur khadoos kism ka insan hai , wahi dusri taraf uske ulat uske chacha ki beti hidayat khan jo behad masoom aur chulbuli si normal college student hai, hidayat karti hai apne boyfriend anas se pyar kya hoga jab hamza uske boyfriend ko maarkar usse jabardasti shadi kar lega, kya hidayat apna paygi is rishta ko? kya hidayat ke dil me hamza kabhi apni jagah bna payga .?janne ke liye padte rahiye mohabbat ki talab only on web novel par

Die Liebe ist ein Dorn, das Durchbohren des Herzens verursacht Schmerzen, und das Entfernen des Dorns verursacht Blutungen. Aber selbst die ältesten Narben heilen mit der Zeit.

This DP is not mine if you want me to remove it please MSG me I will do it thank you Ron who is comic reader from earth suddenly transmigrated to different world filled with futanari as a only male, prince without anyone backing him how he face dangers and eradicate enemies, how he rises how he deals with all futanaris lusting after his body he has long way to go, his priority is to save his mother and lead a happy and peaceful life let's see does he get what he wants.... ::: novel contains intense LGBTQ, Romance, Futanari R18 content Gender Bender NTR in some places Milf, women and men R18 insect r18 beast r18 sissy r18 yuri Naruto all types of adult featish I will cover and include to make good novel with good storyline This is my first novel and am not good at English it's my third language sorry for grammar mistakes it's my request to viewers please state your view about my novel this novel purely based on my own imagination and creativity please write to me if you found anything wrong friends with big banana's thank you for your support...I wish your banana to grow more bigger in future....

Historias de cuadernos de bitácora, amor apasionado, nuevos mundos y dimensiones desentrañados en un cuaderno de bitácora donde hermosos paisajes y personajes de mierda confiables ponen a prueba sus luchas a través de cada aventura, y demuestran que todo es posible.

[COMPLETE || WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 21+ // Watch Me Burn Them For You] "And if someday you see me, remember to forget my name, or karma will bow." **** For Awuor’s power, her people had done the unthinkable, in the history of werewolves. Her beta and brother, Dom, murdered their mother, the Sicario luna and blamed it on Awuor. In his grief, her father didn't bother to try and find out the truth, instead, for murdering her mother, he gave his daughter the worst punishment any alpha could ever get. He banished her from home, but Awuor’s wasn’t the usual banishment. Her father neither stripped her of the alpha title, nor did he make her a rogue. Instead, Alpha Sicario forced Awuor to be an exiled alpha, a woman so powerful, but with no one to rule over. Her mate, Jer, a power-hungry bastard, stepped up to rule the Sicario pack, since Awuor, the reigning alpha, was away, and Jer never once sought her out. Just like everyone else, he had betrayed her when he claimed a different woman, without rejecting Awuor. As the gates of Sicario closed on her, as her people watched her in disgust and disappointment, the daughter of Sicario had just one thought. A PROMISE of destruction & vengeance; she would ruin them all. *** [EXCERPT] "Either you're from the Dawson pack, the Bluemoon pack, or the Sicario pack, because you're definitely not from our Greyson pack. You must have done something really stupid for your alphas to banish you, even though you have no scent of the ferals. "So that could mean you're not a feral, but you're certainly not that important to your people. You seem to have an attitude and reek of power, that's why you don't appreciate anyone talking to you like a regular wolf. "But all of that doesn't matter right now, because you are the unwanted little wolf. The girl without a home, the rejected wolf who can't be claimed by anyone else. You're dressed in banana leaves because you have no clue how to make proper clothing on your own. "— or even check the feral cloth reservoir on the west of this forest. The fact that you have stayed so close to the other three packs is because you don't want to be away from home and are somehow hoping that they'd want you back. "Allow me to spell it out for you and make it easier for your probably useless brain to understand, little wolf, no one wants you. I'm only taking you to my alpha because your presence here is a nuisance to us, and for some reason, the alpha is interested in you. "And before you get any ideas about mates and whatnot, our alpha is already mated. So will you get up on your own, or do we have to take you stripped? Because I for one have no problem doing that. We could just treat you like the rogue that you're not," Adolf said to Awuor who still had her angry smirk on.

Dunia malam jadi makanannya sehari-hari. Terpaksa Elena harus jadi suri untuk banyak lelaki narsis di luar sana. Banyak uang ia hasilkan dengan cara kotornya. Hingga sampai titik terendahnya tiba, ada terbersit di hatinya ingin lari. Pergi dari kenyataan malam yang terlanjur menjeratnya. Ia sadar kebiasaan buruknya akan menggadaikan sebuah nyawa yang sekarang sudah mulai tumbuh beberapa bulan di dalam perutnya. Elena kukuh pendirian ingin membesarkan anak tak bertuan itu, lebih baik dari pada kehidupannya yang teramat menyedihkan. Akankah Elena sanggup bangkit dari dunia malamnya, bahkan untuk menoleh dirinya saja, dia merasa jijik sekali. Hingga sebuah cahaya kehidupan masuk meliriknya. Seorang pria yang sangat kaya raya itu, melihat Elena dari sisi lainnya. Ia mau mempersunting Elena bukan tanpa sebab. Rizki Nazar adalah satu-satunya pria yang mau melirik Luna dan menjaring Luna pada kehidupan yang lebih baik dari sebelumnya, dengan syarat anak yang sedang ia kandung harus jadi anaknya. Itu ia lakukan hanya untuk menutupi kekurangannya sebagai pria mandul. Dalam satu rumah Elena harus rela berbagi Rizki dengan wanita yang benar-benar di cintai oleh Rizki, yaitu istri pertamanya. Meski rumah itu bergelimangan harta, tapi tak di pungkiri bahwa rumah itu juga bergelimangan luka.

"Alright, listen up, you ungrateful peasant readers. Yeah, you, sitting there, thinking you know better than me about my story. Just because I threw in a little—just a little—plot armor, everyone loses their minds. Like, come on, you dumbshit! It's my novel. If I want my characters to survive an apocalypse by tripping over a conveniently placed banana peel, then so be it. Go ahead, call it lazy writing. Call it bullshit. But I know you love it. You can’t get enough of my endless, godlike creativity. And don’t you dare pretend otherwise." That was what I just typed in a fit of rage before pressing enter and sending it out as an announcement. They will rage, I knew. They will be infuriated, obviously. But I was living for that. However, then… this one weird comment pops up, it says, “Wanna change the storyline of billions of novels with your plot armor?” "Great, another joker." But whatever. I’m intrigued. So I click. And, holy hell, my computer screen goes haywire, flashing like a rave in a mental asylum. A shadowy figure appears, all mysterious and ominous, like it's ripped straight out of one of my more “experimental” chapters. And before I can blink, it says, “Welcome to the Plot Armor Agency. Your services are required. Your task: Rewrite reality.” Plot Armor Agency Server : https://discord.gg/bZJ5v6jA8B Also on RoyalRoad.

"Apa kamu bilang, Cia?? Kuli bangunan?? Apa Papa nggak salah dengar?? Kamu mau menikah dengannya??" "Memang apa salahnya menikah dengan kuli bangunan? Setidaknya dia tidak pernah menduakanku!" Felicia melirik ke arah adik tirinya yang tersenyum licik. "Mau dikasih makan apa kamu nanti?? Cinta??" Papa Rangga semakin meninggikan suaranya. "Makan nasilah, Pa, pakai sambel plus lalapan!! Makan cinta doang mana kenyang?!" Felicia menyahut pertanyaan sang Papa dengan ketus. Begitulah pertengkaran yang terjadi siang itu di kediaman Atmadja. Ratu Felicia yang baru saja ditendang oleh sang kekasih —karena memilih menikah dengan adik tiri Felicia— tak sengaja terlibat cinta satu malam dengan seorang kuli bangunan bernama Kaisar. Hubungan satu malam tanpa cinta dan juga kesadaran itu nyatanya telah membuahkan hasil di dalam rahim Felicia. Membuat hidup Felicia yang sempurna menjadi porak poranda. Syukurlah, Kaisar berjanji akan bertanggung jawab dan menikahi Felicia sampai anak itu lahir dan mendapatkan pengakuan sah negara. "Sadar diri sedikit! Gue dokter! Elo cuma kuli bangunan!" Felicia yang tersulut emosi tanpa sadar menghina Kaisar. "Ya, udah. Gue pergi!" "E ... tunggu!! Kalau elo pergi siapa yang jadi bapaknya?" Felicia menarik lengan Kaisar. "Cari aja sono di rumah sakit! Lo kan dokter, kali aja nemu orang yang mau jadi bapaknya!" seru Kaisar ketus. "Ihh ... kok gitu sih!! Makanya kalau punya telur jangan besar-besar kayak telur bebek, donk! Masa sekali doang langsung jadi!!" sahut Felicia. Wajah Kaisar sudah semerah kepiting rebus, memangnya waktu itu mereka lagi bikin martabak special, sampai telur bebek dibawa-bawa?! "Memangnya siapa yang minta duluan??" balas Kaisar. Jleb! Nancep banget di hati Felicia, kan' malam itu Felicia yang duluan yang minta. Kalau pas perjanjian nikah mereka saja sudah seribut ini, gimana kabar biduk rumah tangga setelah upacara pernikahan mereka, ya? Nambah kacau? Atau malah bakalan muncul benih-benih cinta? "Kok kamu enggak pernah pakai cincin kawin kita sih, Kai?! Kamu sebenernya cinta nggak sih sama aku?" ~ Ratu Felicia Atmadja. "Kamu nggak pernah pakai cincin kawin kita, Cia. Jadi aku sadar diri, aku nggak mau bikin kamu malu karena punya suami kuli bangunan kayak aku." ~ Kaisar Hero Samudera. Terus, gimana kalau ternyata ada rahasia besar di balik hidup Kaisar?? Lalu, balas dendam Felicia ke mantan pacarnya bakalan berjalan mulus enggak, ya?? — ***** — Hai, Bestie!! Othor datang dengan promosi novel othor yang baru. Ada ide tambahan enggak buat cerita ini?? Sweet, Belleame ~ Cover Milik Saya ~ Dilarang mengcopi paste novel ini dalam bentuk apa pun. Segala bentuk plagiat akan saya proses secara hukum. ~ Fiksi!! Kesamaan nama, tempat, dan kejadian adalah kebetulan semata. ~ Mature Content (21+) ~ Addiction, Drug Use, Violence, and Harsh words. Not for Kids!! ~ Seperti novel saya yang lain, genrenya dark ya. Jadi buat yang cari novel romantis dan sedikit wild, novel ini mungkin cocok. ~ WSA 2022 Happy reading … Bellecious. Hanya kisah cinta biasa, namun bisa membuatmu merasa luar biasa ^^

Young adult fiction stories. A break for teenagers distracted minds

As it has been sade folks this is a story of a monkey and a banana, no spoilers . WARNING:Take great caution when reading this work, thank-you