Cutest Octopus

Imogen ‘Ginny’ Fairchild has always been drawn to the Thorne twins, but it’s Lysander's quiet, gentle soul that pulls her in. Just as she’s ready to confess her feelings, Lyle urges her to be with his brother, Cassian, instead. Against her better judgment, Ginny agrees. She lets Cass into her life, piece by guarded piece, even as her connection to Lyle deepens in unexpected ways. But as their lives intertwine, what begins as love spirals into obsession—a dangerous bond tightening around her like a vice. Soon, Ginny finds herself caught in a web of passion, control, and secrets. And as the truth about the Thorne brothers unfolds, she realizes too late that this isn’t love - it’s a trap. TW: Themes of emotional manipulation and obsession. Not suitable for those who are easily disturbed.

A male antagonist who was tortured to hell by those that are close to him. Later did he realize what the eyes of the government and their voices are. Thus he chose to live the life of being an serial killer and give justice to the depraved.

Alexander vener, the hottest, cutest, yet the most rude, arrogant and proud student of Benison bears high school. Nicolette Anderson the complete opposite of him, kind, courageous and bold enough to even go against the almighty Alexander. What happens when two people from different worlds meet? but a secret from their past keeps them from being together. what also happens when Nicole's ex comes back and wants to be with her? will she leave Alexander?? Read to find out

Author: Takata, Translator: NeoSekai Translations I, Maehara Maki, someone who couldn’t make any acquaintances or friends in high school, finally had someone to hang out with outside of school. A girl. Her name was Asanagi-san. The boys in my class called her ‘The class’ second cutest girl’ behind her back. On Fridays, she would refuse her best friend, Amami, ‘the cutest girl in class’ invitation just to hang out in my house with me. Together, we played games, watched some movies, read some manga while eating junk foods like pizza and hamburgers, and chugging cola without a care in the world. To others, we may seem sloppy, but it was a precious, secret time together for Asanagi-san and myself.

Otherworldly Races Descend, Global Apocalypse, Chaos Rages Across the World Lin Qun transmigrated and awakened a card-drawing talent, which allowed him to infinitely draw cards to enhance his abilities… Headshot Woman Skill Card: Anyone she glared at would die. Attribute Enhancement Card: Unlimited individual strengthening. Doomsday Resource Card: Resources pile up into mountains, driving the survivors into madness. When faced with the invading otherworldly forces, Lin Qun simply summoned a stack of Superhuman Transformation Cards and Mythical Giant Kun Cards… The alien civilizations were horrified: “He transformed into a giant Kun and swallowed our entire fleet in one bite!” “We clearly defeated him, but then he wore his underwear on the outside, stood in the sun for a moment, and suddenly became invincible!” “He is the God of Humanity!” Lin Qun: “What if I transform into a bald head and summon Octopus Bro? How will you respond, my dear fellow?”

Hinata had pretty good luck, as a high school student living in modern Japan. The cutest of girlfriends, the best of grades. Lots of friends, and even the teachers liked him! Yes, life was never bad, and Hinata was never lacking. However, out of the blue, he trips and falls down the subway stairs, breaking his neck- because in truth, when mages from another world summon heroes, they don't always have the best of timing! Hinata understands well enough when he wakes up in that fantasy land that he's been reincarnated, but there are a few... problems. A.) Hinata has been reincarnated as a girl, instead of some hot guy with an instant harem. What the hell? B.) He, now a she, is a demi-human, a hated, second class race in this misogynistic world! C.) She has no support, because she woke up face down in the mud in some random forest! Taking on a new name and countenance, the guy who should have been a hero will have to start from the ground up- and in a world like this, there are some crazy, CRAZY adventures to be had! Being re-written, now, this version indefinitely hiatused. (TRIGGER/TURN-OFFS WARNINGS BELOW) *Sex scenes *Bloody combat *Yuri/GxG, apparently some people don’t like that *Futa/Futanari MC (she really is just a girl most of the time, though. Don’t worry, I promise this is a legitimate story, not only an eroge) *Sexism/Racism (medieval times) https://discord.gg/bRfbqXzsdF (good for ten uses)

[COMPLETED BOOK] Ariana Watson a new girl in a new school,she was always known for trouble anywhere she went and been expelled from schools because of her bad behavior after been given another chance she was admitted to royal high a school for only rich kids where she met Joshua Mason the king of the girls. He is the cutest and most handsome boy in the whole school. Their first encounter wasn't good but they got to know each other and became friends. Will Ariana get expelled from her high school when she takes matter into her own hands when Joshua's girls fan find out they are dating?

Kenji Tanaka, someone that you would call a lazy genius, was assigned to clean up after the dismissal of classes with the school's cutest and most popular girl; Kei Amano, who also happens to be their classroom president. How would a simple coincidence like this change the way they interact with each other?

A world full of humanoid animals called Anisarians divided into 12 different habitat nations. Petty squabbles and past rivalries have erupted into all out World War between the nations, forcing all caught in the crossfire to choose a side. In the chaos are five interconnected stories of heroes and villains, mighty rulers, and humble refugees just trying to make it through the turbulent times they now find themselves unable to escape from. Only the strongest shall rule in an age of betrayal, conquest, and atrocities. But in a world turned monstrous. Some will not give in to what instinct demand's them to be in order to survive. Only time and blood will tell who will stand victorious, or rule over nothing but an empire of the fallen. Note: Some chapters may be unfinished. Still a work in progress as I figure out storylines, structure and motivations. Faction Guide: Allied powers: Ocean Monarchy, Forest Federation, Desert Republic, Northern Coalition. Axis powers: South Pole Empire, Deep Sea Confederation, Savannah Sovereignty, Swampland Horde. Neutral/Territory: Volcanic Isles, Jungle Nation, Tropical Tribesmen, Nocturnal Nomads. Mercenary factions: Army Ant Raiders. Fire Ant's. Visual Reference For look and Art style of each faction: https://www.pinterest.com/freedomforclone/_saved/ Character/allegiance/title/species Guide: OCEAN MONARCHY: Shena Veso. Lieutenant. Hybrid Shark. Fereen Vosento. Corporal. Flying Fish. Whelios Whelorum. Retired. Octopus. Dregadon Veso. Deceased. Great White. Nora Veso. Widow. Great White Neso: Private/gunner. Tiger Vesa: Private/medic. Queen angel fish. Kiros: Sgt. Sea turtle. Argus. Admiral. Sailfish. Koa. Prime Minister. Sea otter. SOUTH POLE EMPIRE: Veadora. Empress. Albatross. Ryana. Princess. Albatross. Aravos. Exiled Prince/Warden. Albatross. Garotan. Varangian Guard. Polar Bear. Nea. Servant. White Seal. JUNGLE NATION: Naru. Hunter. Orb Weaver Spider. Esiva. Seamstress. Orb Weaver Spider Nadia. Archer. Orb Weaver Spider. Naya. Weaver. Orb Weaver Spider. SAVANNA SOVEREIGNTY: Ryo Sen Serasi: Janissary. King Cobra. Chai'ra. Janissary Apprentice. Cheetah. Kenno. Commander. Crocodile. Darg. Sgt. Warthog. NORTHERN COALITION: Boreca. Queen. Snow Leopard. FACTION FLAGS/SYMBOLS South Pole Empire: White winged Diamond, light blue background. Ocean Monarchy: Three golden Scallop Shells. Sea blue background. Savanna Sovereignty: Golden scarab in center of golden sun, black background. Volcano Islanders: Five different flame's one atop the other representing four different clans. Red, orange, black, blue and white. Yellow background. Tropical tribesmen: Pink waterlily amidst light green background. Nocturnal Nomads: White crescent moon, white star at center. Black background. North Pole Coalition: White Snowflake amidst grey background. Forest Federation: Five light brown interwoven branches representing five different federation states united as one. Forest Green Background. Swampland Horde: Ring of tan teeth, representing ancestors of death to honor in life. Murky green background. Deep Sea Confederation. Conjoined purple lightning bolt striking downward like jellyfish tendrils. Solid black background to represent darkness of the depths. Jungle Nation: Light Green Hexagonal jade ore stone. Dark green background. Desert Republic: ? Garotan the great army of the fist. Iron grey fist set between black and dark green background. Kashan the outlaw prince army of the claw. Blood red claw marks amid bright green background. Army Ant Raiders: White Ant skull amid blood red tattered flag.

University student Qianshui accidentally clicked on a game called "Yuan Shen" while lying in bed, and was forced into a world filled with monsters, cyberpunk aesthetics, and mechas. She finds herself in a realm of rifts appearing in various locations, monsters wandering the cities, and a bizarre cult that worships "gods," manipulating human destinies. In order to return home, Qianshui has no choice but to transform from a timid girl into a feared boss that everyone dreads. Xie Yu has recently noticed something strange about his seemingly fragile girlfriend. She insists that she is a demon, which makes Xie Yu's heart flutter; he finds her adorable. He often jokingly says, "That's right, our Shui Shui is the cutest demon." However, one day, during a monster wave, he witnesses his once timid girlfriend tearing apart an S-rank monster with her bare hands.

Nichelle Olsen is a young girl of sixteen who is really smart and introverted as a teen being so responsible. She lives a quiet but comfortable life with her mother who was now her only parent as her father tragically died leaving the two of them left alone in the world without his presence seen or fekt. She's so unsociable as she isn't able to associate or relate well with her peers being a nerd who's all into serious boring stuffs. Neglected, she didn't let their ideology dampen her great attaining spirit but rather reflected it around herself much more. At school, she has a huge and never seemingl to end crush on a boy. He wasn't just any boy rather but particularly the cutest, smartest, baddest, strongest,hottest and richest of all boys in her school. He was no one other than the heartthrob senior who'd her robbed every girls heart with his sexy looks and a huge player: Aidan Adelstein. The boy who'd stolen, captured and refused to give her heart back the first day that she'd ever laid her eyes on him. Love at first sight, she thought, and it must've been because she fell deeply in love with him right then there. But then, the problem was that he was never going to know or notice her as she wasn't exactly in his world. All she could ever do was love and crush hard silently from afar. Likewise, she was invisible to him and he was waaayy out of her league as she wasn't exactly or nearly the kind of girl that a demi-god looking guy like himself could ever date nor go out with. His taste or preferred likes of girls rather were the wild ones not a shy timid virgin like her. She wasn't a wild girl and with her character could never be one. Despite these certain circumstances, she was still always deeply in love and liking him much more now more than ever. With the new school year, he surprisingly picks an interest in knowing her but it was all a sham and like a dream they began dating instantly afterwards. However, what would she do when she finds out the big ugly and bitter truth?

Across the entire Heavens, there only exists the first morphing Koi who dominates the flow of Luck and Fate. Jinli, the one and only Koi Goddess. Owing to her drunkenness, Jinli’s soul fleeted through the three Spiritual Realms and found her way into the corpse of a third-tier actress, Bai Jinli, who had just passed away. As the Queen of Scandal in the entertainment industry, Bai Jinli is notorious for her lesser than acceptable acting skills, explosive ego, and the recent flirtatious exploitation of the talented and handsome male celebrity, Lu Qingyuan. On a daily basis, Anti-fans scream their lungs out: Bitch! Get your vulgar being out of the industry! Yet, on a certain fateful day, the haters saw a radical turn on Jinli’s Weibo: Jinli: Was really bored, so I drew up 10 Good Luck Charms for you guys! Retweet and like to stand a chance to get it :) Anti-fans: “Boo! What a lousy tactic to gain popularity and fame! Whoever who actually retweets for this is a freaking retard!” Yet, things were quite different a month later - "Oh, my dearest, prettiest, cutest Daddy Jinli! Are there any more lucky draws?"

This story is about two lovers Alex Johnson a self-made billionaire by wealth but weak in falling for someone and Mia Jones a complete package of cuteness with food being her partner since childhood. Getting all the love from her parents and her only bestfriend. The topper of her college and excellent in giving love to everyone Mia never felt any emptiness in her heart but the feeling of a special someone loving her was something foreign and wasn't her desire. Being left traumatized by his childhood after his mother's betrayal and father's death, Alex's shoulders were burdened by the responsibility of a huge company and his younger sister. Friendship was always his strength. Falling in love wasn't his choice but sleeping with women was. However, he falls for Mia Jones but is deaf by his insecurities about the past. They cross each other and they fall in love. But the confusion starts when the Cutest Mia has another cute Doppleganger...How will Alex cope with this confusion? Can they face what the past beholds? Will their love survive in the chaos?   ------ Sitting on the bench near the lake. Her head resting on Alex's shoulder she asked. "How much of money do you earn per month?" "More than a million." He answered. "What if one day all of this money is gone? What will you give me then?" "Money can't last, but there's one thing that will surely last forever.. All my love.. For You" Follow their journey.. theres lot of fun, drama, and more of food..:) Add me on discord- @Sira#1096 My discord server- https://discord.gg/pRt4BdJ

Tinsel Town is one of the towns that has been here for hundreds of years but hasn’t had technologies or scientific breakthroughs until one day, Mr. Ark, a scientist who is known to be a beginner in teleportation invented time travel and being at a place at one time that can be in another at the second time. He has a daughter named Elise and she is the cutest. Mr. & Mrs. Benette had been fond of children but they weren’t blessed with one, so they would pay for impoverish family or people to hand them their child in exchange for payment and properties. Mr. & Mrs. Benette is known to own many lands and businesses in Tinsel that everyone knows them. Even Mr. Ark. Benedict Ark lost his wife from childbirth, but he never blamed his daughter for it, since Amanda, the most beautiful maiden sorcerer in the land loved him and their daughter so much that she gave her life and magic just to save her. Benedict though saddened by the loss, continued to care and love Elise that he even helped her practice her powers and abilities which are the most powerful when combined together.

Hajime was never really a fan of flowers. They withered and faded too quickly for him to even notice. His gaze, however, couldn't help but be drawn towards the most beautiful flower in his vision as it danced in the breeze. "Daddy!" The blue flower closed itself into a bud and returned to a human form. A small, five-year-old girl ran over to Hajime and hugged him. "I told you to call me big brother." "But why?" "Because I am not your father." How did he go from dying to a flower, to the world's cutest oleander calling him "daddy?". He wasn't sure himself. The only thing he wanted was to pop his cherry. To die as a virgin would be an embarrassing way to end his life...well that nightmare already happened. God truly has forsaken Hajime. Waiting 33 Years before he becomes a man? Absolute Bullshit! And now he must live with these damn notifications, being reminded every day about the impossible standard of abstinence... He wants to go back home but unfortunately, Earth doesn't have monsters, magic, or talking flowers. Once he gains access to his system, Hajime will curse himself for ever wishing to go back home. Warning: R-18, Plants and Flowers, Insects, Smut, incest, NO NTR, No Yuri, so if you don’t like any of this do not read.

Vargus is a strong and skilled warrior from a barbarian village, known as the village genius because of his exceptional strength and mastery of many weapons. On the day of the awakening ceremony, where every individual receives a class that defines their future, the village is buzzing with excitement. They all hope Vargus will awaken a powerful talent to bring fame to their village. However, during his turn, Vargus doesn't receive a powerful class. Instead, he gets "Cutest Tamer," a talent that seems weak and unfitting for a warrior. The village, disappointed and scornful, banishes him. But Vargus isn't upset. Secretly, he has always loved cute beasts, and this class feels like a perfect fit for him. He sees it not as a setback but as an opportunity to pursue his passion for adorable creatures. Despite being seen as weak, Vargus discovers that "Cutest Tamer" is a unique and powerful class in its own right, far beyond what anyone, including himself, initially thought.

Can you imagine a super cute, sometimes timid, and every time dense, joyful, and very bubbly person doing something horrifyingly horrendous like peeling someone's skin alive, cutting their nails to the roots, tormenting them by spraying their body with hot boiling cooking oil mixed with highly concentrated hydrochloric acid, and creating patches of clothes using their scalps with the hair still intact? Yan Huli, who was sick of a ‘transmigrator story coaxing their own death of god to live long and walking to the path of righteousness', decided to choose the road of a Villain! Using the Cutest Idol identity of his new body, he manage to... Conquer the World so easy? Beware our little Fox is very edgy and hasn't graduated to his 8th grade syndrome!!! 

20XX Japan is filled with technology of all kinds, ranging from microwaves to advertisements in the sky. Although this world is filled with such high technology, that hasn't stopped monsters from existing. Kaito, age 17, feels like he isn't your average 17-year-old. Most can run, laugh, and even find girlfriends, but Kaito feels non-existent a majority of the time. He is always tired. His hair is already white. And worst of all, he likes the cutest girl in his class, Sakura Uchiyama. The only problem with that is that she has her eyes on his close acquaintance, Daisuke Kageyama. Feeling like the loser he is, Kaito decides to just accept reality. He couldn't be like the other 17-year-olds at his school, and he was never going to be cool like Daisuke. However, one magical day, a monster is about to destroy Kaito's hometown. Knowing he could never take on this monster, he faints. Although he thought he fainted, he found himself...standing right in front of him?! How was this possible? Were there two Kaitos in this world?

"Miracles do happen when you are with your best friend!" ---- "She will sleep with me even after your marriage! Do you have a problem with it?" Laura questioned loudly, earning everyone's attention present in that hall. "And we are thinking of even sharing our husband," She continued looking at Ayra who was now whiter than a ghost. When did she agree on such crap? "So, Mister X! Do you accept this buy-one-get-one-free offer?" Laura calmly asked, her eyes sparkling with nothing but mischief, "You have 10 seconds to reply!"  "Ugh ugh." The guy, Ayra's date choked out his drink. "I I," He stammered, as it was just too much for his brain to replicate! "Times up Mister X! Babe, let's go." Grabbing Ayra's hand, Laura got up to leave. And when people thought she was crazy enough to say such words, she stopped in her way and walked back to his seat. Taking the untouched drink she had ordered earlier, she poured it down his head! Gasps and murmurs built a commotion around, but the manager stood behind, not daring to trigger the girl who had this city under her feet. "A wealthy man...." With scorn, Laura continued, "With an octopus-like-physic you would never earn a few bitches to play around. So, Mister Humanly-Octopus, do have plastic surgery before your next date!"  Her words turned him red while people around controlled their laughs. Wearing her sunglasses, she glanced around the room before dragging Ayra out. "What What was that?" Ayra trembled, as they reached the parking. "The act of a Wicked BF saving her Frail Girl-Friend!" Chuckling at her own comment, Laura entered the car. "BF?" Ayra halted, confused and surprised by the turn of events. "Of course, Best Friend darling!" Saying that Laura winked at her and drove off at a high speed. … Disowned by the family, and ditched by her husband who turned out to be a jerk, Ayra Dale is now set to sail alone, to live for her baby that still had to see this world. But what would be the tragedy when she is offered a contract marriage? To be the mother of a 3-year-old cutie pie? Laura Davies a headstrong doctor, the craziest one you will ever meet had everything her heart desired. Wicked and immoral, this heiress ruled the world with her principles. But when the guy she had distanced all her life returns, will she still stick to her plans or open her heart to him?

One day I suddenly received a cardboard box, and there was a little lolita in white stockings lying inside. Whether you are a European vampire, a Japanese shikigami, or a zombie girl in the grave, in short, all you weird creatures are here. Come to me, we can cooperate for mutual benefit and raise the cutest daughter.

[10 chapters every day or two day.] I’m a second year high schooler, Tohru Yonekura. I have a childhood friend, Rin Asakura. She has good grades and is quite an athlete. Admittedly, she has a bit of an attitude and is tough to deal with sometimes. I’ve always had unrequited feelings for her, but she always seemed so distant. Every day I would constantly mull over how to shorten the distance between us. However one day, I noticed a change in Rin. She would invite me to the movies, treat me to some homemade cooking and hug me tightly when we hung out at home. With every passing day, I could feel the walls between us starting to break down. Me and my insincere childhood friend: this is our story, our bittersweet rom-com.

Emilin died a tragically sad death in her first life, if you could call it a life at all. No friends, no family, no ambition, no desire, no emotions. NOTHING. BUT this time, she was determined to live her life to the FULLEST! Emilin: [Who am I even?] DOTING BIG BROTHERS: [Bah! Who else but our cutest little sister?] LOVING PARENTS: [Ah! Our little angel of course.] OTHER CLASSMATES: [Who is this ice queen? So cool!] BEST FRIENDS: [Why is this so-called 24/7 ice face so clingy. But she’s too cute when she’s pouting! You’re our adorable little cinnamon roll.] HANDSOME ML: [Yeah, why are you so cling to them? Come be clingy with me! You are mine, as much as I am yours.] BUSINESS PARTNERS: [Who the fuck are you talking about? Surely, we do not speak of the same person! You are the little devil that descended from the 7 heavens, our little ancestor.]

Coming out of the Ideal Human Project, Mizuhara Ayato was referred to as the 'perfect human'. However, life was not so simple for this unfortunate boy. Stuck between other genius students and a meritocratic high school, Mizuhara would find himself unable to live a calm life. Who really is Mizuhara Ayato? Apathetic, listless and uncaring, will anyone ever make Mizuhara feel something? Even in the harsh conditions of the Tachibana System, he shows no signs of struggle. Is he the ultimate proof that nurture is stronger than nature? *** Sara Fujiharu, the cutest girl in the school, is also known as the 'Seatmate Bully'. Every few weeks, the class seating changes and every time, Fujiharu-san gets a new target. What's her goal? To make the boy sitting next to her fall in love, and once she does, she destroys their heart, crushing their love. Why does she do this? I still don't know. It's March 23rd, the day of the seating change. So far, ten boys have fallen for her traps, her playful attitude, and her innocent face. Not a single boy so far has managed to brush off her attacks-and every single time; their weak hearts have been crushed. Now it's my turn. However, my heart is not so easily played with. ** ____ Official Discord: https://discord.gg/T395tt4HUU

As an experienced COC player, Yu Yi was successfully tricked into entering the game. As he strapped on his game watch, opened the game and flipped open the diary, an indescribable and urgent tune reverberated in his mind. Advertisements, one after another, played in his mind--the largest gaming company in the universe has begun operations! 　　The sexy White Silk Octopus Lady is giving out candy online! 　　Many other Black Pharaoh recommended games for you to explore! 　　Get a cute Shaggoth Monster for free when you register! The Tindalos is also waiting for you to collect! Get ready for brilliant dark box operations!

After a delirious first night together, Shi Guang found herself waking up to a cruel reality… a breakup initiated by him, ending their relationship! What? Why? How? These were the questions that bugged Shi Guang’s mind in the two years after he left without a trace. Just as she thought that she had finally managed to get over him, Lu Yanchen suddenly appeared before her and before she knew it, she had to get married to this man who had dumped her two years ago?! What? Why? How? These were the questions that Shi Guang were faced with after his mysterious appearance once more. Just what are Young Master Lu’s motives? Why is he always watching out for her even though he was the one that had dumped her? And worst still… What’s with that tsundere attitude of his…?! Translator’s Review: This is a really sweet novel about a couple that just annoys one another in the cutest ways. Lu Yanchen is a descendant of a powerful aristocratic military family. Cold, aloof, genius and sharp, this is a man that has it all – status, smarts and looks. But none of that matters when it comes to affairs involving his silly woman as everything melts away into an encompassing warmth. Purple-Red Beauty is someone that spends a lot of time building the settings of her novels. Earlier on, I too was rather annoyed at some of the things that Lu Yanchen did. But once the story gets on track… everything suddenly seemed even sweeter than before! If any of you have heard of the Japanese manga Itazura na Kiss or have caught any of the many Japanese (Mischievous Kiss), Chinese (It Started With A Kiss) and Korean (Playful Kiss) drama reboots made for it, you will definitely love it! :P

I, Zex Levit y San Foranada, have a younger sister. Her name is Caroline, and she is a very lovely girl with beautiful blond hair and red eyes. It’s no exaggeration to say that she’s the cutest girl in the world, and her smile can be described as that of an angel. Despite the fact that I can’t get enough of her cuteness, my little sister is doomed to die. This world is similar to a game in my previous life called “Tōzai no Isamu Sei-ki,” in which Caroline appears in the game as a rival—A villainess—of the main character, who’s a Saint. And as a result, she dies brutally on every route. My beloved sister is going to die? I can’t allow such an unreasonable future to happen! That’s why I decided to resist fate. I will raise my little sister in a pure and righteous manner, and I will forcefully overcome the numerous death flags. Believing that there’s a bright future ahead for me and Caron. This is the story of me, who became the strongest to protect my sister, and Caroline, the cutest little sister in the world.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

Several films, anime, and television programs have been based on the multidimensional Marvel armor giant umbrella. The high-tech machinery used in the predatory Terminator, Mechanical Octopus, Mechanical Enemy, Galaxy Fleet, Pacific Rim, and Transformers to create a mechanical empire, devour, and meld Superbody, New Iron Warrior, Endless, Super Out of Control, Underworld, and Naruto; and the futuristic technology, genes, and creatures of the fringe... became the most powerful armaments dealer in Marvel history and constructed a steel empire devoted to the gods of science and technology.

A man is reincarnated to become an octopus at the age of 20, his death by an airplane toilet made his true dream appear to him; to destroy all toilets in existence.