Joke For A Girl To Impress

``` "Alas, this life is a failure; let's see what the next life holds." ... "The second life has ended, calculating results... Final rating: C+. Rewards based on rating: You may choose to inherit one item from Constitution, Skill, or Talent. Please select?" Hmm, I choose to inherit the Talent 'Dynamic Vision'." "Talent inherited... Congratulations on achieving the following lifetime achievements: Innate Grandmaster; Blessing of Many Offspring (10/10)" Achievement rewards: Two random rewards. You may draw from Constitution, Skill, or Talent, or choose to upgrade Talent level. Please select? ... A reborn individual, in possession of the treasure 'Hundred Lifetimes book', reincarnates within the Cultivation World, undergoing endless cycles of rebirth without the bloodline ending or the soul perishing! The family he established ten thousand years ago has now grown into a massive entity that spans the heavens. The disciple taken in casually eight thousand years ago ultimately became the founder of a Great Sect in the Immortal Realm. The pet raised three thousand years ago has evolved into an unparalleled Demon Saint of the Otherworld. ... I am Zhao Sheng, and I shall cultivate life after life until Ascension! ```

In a world where colossal monsters rule 90% of the world's territory, Parahuman women are the only ones capable of facing them. Gregory is a newly graduated Hunter, slightly above average in talent but at the top of the scale when it comes to ambition. As monsters ravage the land, he can only rely on his Hounds to survive. That’s why he believes that rewarding and caring for his Hounds with 100% dedication is only natural. He will do whatever it takes to protect them and make them stronger, just as they protect him...

Here I ask these questions of you. What if you were a modern man just happily living your life, and then all of a sudden you were not? Now instead you have died and been reborn into a medieval world full of big powerful men, as a small girl without anything to your name? How would you survive? How would you cope with being just a little girl? What sort of heights could you honestly hope to reach without seemingly having any overpowered cheats or systems or super powers to help you, just some advanced knowledge from your past and maybe something else? Well come and find out how a man named Bruce, a former undercover police officer tries to deal with this exact situation and his/her constantly developing body, developing meaning getting her first menstrual cycle at some point, which will lead to bleeding monthly from her private spot and other fun stuff and later she/he will begin slowly gaining more and more womanly curves and such things, you know woman stuff. Plus it happens in a Fantasy medieval world, on a large mostly unexplored island named Albion which is basically just England but not really much at all. ___________ Warning: The MC is not going to deal with all the challenges before him/her so well, and is most definitely not a genius or anything crazy at the start. So be prepared for some misunderstandings and a sort of Roller Coaster of comedy and drama as MC tries to find her/his place within this new world, create home of his/her own, maybe become wealthy, maybe change something in the world, maybe lead some people to glory or even try and change the entire world or even the Galaxy at large. Note: This is me trying to rewrite my other work with the same name. Basically after some thinking and forming this world of mine into a form that makes sense, I am goin to do this again, similar, but better.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

They say flowers bloom in the harshest places, but I never expected to find myself blooming alongside Chou Mizuno—a reckless, infuriating whirlwind who somehow became my partner. In a world where flowers carry secrets and missions blur the line between duty and desire, she makes me question everything I thought I knew. This is our story—a tale of trust, friendship, and something that might just be love. They say flowers bloom in the harshest places, but I never expected to find myself blooming alongside Chou Mizuno—a reckless, infuriating whirlwind who somehow became my partner. In a world where flowers carry secrets and missions blur the line between duty and desire, she makes me question everything I thought I knew. This is our story—a tale of trust, friendship, and something that might just be love.

Zhao Mingyu, the crown prince of the Qin Kingdom, has lost his purpose and direction after the death of his mother. His reckless behavior earns him the title of the "foolish prince," as he spirals further into self-destructive actions. However, when two supernatural events unfold—one in his ancient timeline and another in the modern world—Zhao Mingyu finds himself facing a new, unexpected reality. As both himself and the supposed twin sisters he never knew he had, how will he navigate the challenges of his life, balancing his royal responsibilities, his grief, and the mysterious forces that now bind him to two worlds? DISCLAMER: All names, characters, places, events, and incidents depicted in this story are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The settings and elements within this work are products of the author's imagination and are not intended to reflect or represent real-world places, people, or occurrences.. Contains Gender Bender yuri and other such elements P.s the two supernatural events don't take place at the same time

Here I ask these questions of you. What if you were a modern man just happily living your life, and then all of a sudden you were not? Now instead you have died and been reborn into a medieval world full of big powerful men, as a small girl without anything to your name? How would you survive? How would you cope with being just a little girl? What sort of heights could you honestly hope to reach without seemingly having any overpowered cheats or systems or super powers to help you, just some advanced knowledge from your past and maybe something else? Well come and find out how a man named Bruce, a former undercover police officer tries to deal with this exact situation and his/her constantly developing body, developing meaning getting her first menstrual cycle at some point, which will lead to bleeding monthly from her private spot and other fun stuff and later she/he will begin slowly gaining more and more womanly curves and such things, you know woman stuff. Plus it happens in a Fantasy medieval world, on a large mostly unexplored island named Albion which is basically just England but not really much at all. ___________ Warning: The MC is not going to deal with all the challenges before him/her so well, and is most definitely not a genius or anything crazy at the start. So be prepared for some misunderstandings and a sort of Roller Coaster of comedy and drama as MC tries to find her/his place within this new world, create home of his/her own, maybe become wealthy, maybe change something in the world, maybe lead some people to glory or even try and change the entire world or even the Galaxy at large.

Rhea thought she was helping her sister by sacrificing her own freedom but she was proven wrong . she was brutally killed by her own sister and she wished she was never born. An opportunity was given to her to live again but in Isabelle's body and on one condition, GET REVENGE for Isabelle. How will Rhea execute her plans; Isabelle also thought her world was perfect until her fiance left her in their engagement day and her sister killed her. she got an opportunity to reincarnate but in Rhea's body. how will she get revenge for Rhea.

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"From the grave rise two men without eyes, Holding a heart in their hands. And I weep over my brother, Is this my blood, or his?" In a land once ablaze with the flames of glory, a bloody uprising turned everything to ashes, giving rise to a fanatic regime founded upon the religion of Firinic. Yet amidst the ruins, one soul has sworn to one day return to this forsaken land and reclaim their stolen rights with blood, rising from the fire and ashes. This is a Requiem for Fire-a Fire in which courage, vengeance, and hope burn to bend destiny before the will of justice. It is the chronicle of a hundred years of torment, a century that serves as a poignant reminder of a forgotten truth: "Justice lives in the heart of those who resist."

Arthur woke up to the sight of a crimson moon, and a million stars descending. With most of his adopted family dead— death by a ruby meteorite. He journeys with Himmel— his best friend, to find out who or why the moon turned blood and the stars rained down. And gets entangled by fate's destiny and plan regarding his origin. This is the origin of a 'single' dream. The legend of the "Dream walker"

"Clara, I know you're here somewhere, so come out now and surrender yourself or else I will cut your hands and legs and pull out your intestines before I slith your throat. I know you're still here and their is no where to hide, SO COME OUT!!?" His last words ringed into my ear. I didn't know what to do or how to escape. I was hiding under one of the tables with red large table cloth covering it.

A War for Roses is nearing . . . The five houses of Eldevier have the desire to rule over the Motherland. Each house has its own traitors, betrayals, and tragic backstories. The Kings and Queens have their own dragons to overcome, but what would they do if they reencounter one after the last 500 years? Many Years After the 500-year war, five houses have risen, filling the land of Eldevier rich with resources, and ever since the dragons had died out, the never-ending conflict between the two houses is going to spark a war. The Mad King Henrys Aether was killed fifteen years prior. The houses that fought, the houses that first wanted to claim the throne of the higher kingdoms will have to work together, or live in tyranny and in betrayal?

Lin Xiaowan is the epitome of a “bad girl” archetype, known for her sweet appearance and charming demeanor that effortlessly win people over. She skillfully navigates multiple relationships, prioritizing material pleasures and external conditions while using emotional connections as a means of gaining benefits. Rarely genuine in her affections, Lin Xiaowan treats love casually and irresponsibly, constantly seeking excitement and novelty in her interactions, often leaving a trail of heartbreak without remorse. Her vibrant social life is filled with admirers, yet she never settles into a stable relationship. Despite this, her captivating charm and adept social skills make her a figure that’s both loved and loathed, leaving an unforgettable impression on those she encounters.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Clara, a young woman who unknowingly inherits a powerful legacy tied to ancient forces. When she unlocks a mysterious power, Clara is drawn into a world of trials that test her courage, strength, and capacity for love. As she faces increasingly difficult choices, Clara must confront the true cost of love and sacrifice. With dark forces threatening her and the world around her, Clara must decide if she’s willing to risk everything to protect those she holds dear.

A beautiful country that was eyed by many rich people who wanted to own it. Despite the land being destroyed by the foreigners who once came as refugees it still continues to be a pure and holy land full of beauty. The people of this country has endured a lot and one day they will get the biggest rewards for enduring it all.

Miki Kaye has three loyal friends and two supportive parents... until she falls for a boy

a alien comes to tha earth and mets with the richest woman of Korea and they fell in love ...she felt first...he felt harder... but their story is is not so smooth it is full of problems... there is also a love triangle here....

A wish for tomorrow follows the emotional journey of Lysander and Amara, two cancer patients whose lives intertwine in a hospital, where their contrasting outlooks on life form the core of their story. Amara, a hopeful young woman full of dreams and aspirations, is determined to live despite the harsh financial and medical challenges posed by her illness. Lysander, on the other hand, has given up on life, burdened by his inner struggles and the weight of his condition. Despite their differences, they become close friends, with Amara bringing light into Lysander’s dark world. As their bond deepens, Lysander begins to realize his feelings for Amara, but it’s too late — Amara’s cancer has progressed to its final stages. Determined to fulfill her last wishes, Lysander takes Amara on a journey to check off her dreams. Together, they visit meaningful places, experience new adventures, and embrace the joy of living in her final days. Amidst the pain, they share tender moments, including a promise of marriage that Lysander hopes will provide both of them with a sense of peace and closure. Despite their best efforts, time is not on their side. As Amara's health deteriorates, their love story takes a heartbreaking turn. On the day they marry, just as Lysander is about to kiss his bride, Amara slips away, leaving him devastated. Her passing, however, is not without solace. She dies content, knowing her wishes were fulfilled and that she was loved deeply. Lysander is left to carry her memory, living a life full of grief, but also gratitude for the time they shared. Wishes Beyond the Diagnosis is a poignant tale of love, loss, and the power of hope. It explores the intersection of life and death, showing how even in the face of terminal illness, the desire to fulfill dreams and cherish moments can leave an indelible impact on the heart. Through their journey, Lysander and Amara teach us that even when time is short, love can create a lifetime of memories.

Stella McCartney finds herself suddenly thrown into a whole new world when she runs into a species she thought existed only in fantasy novels and movies, vampires. Running away after being held captive by five vampires is difficult, Stella almost dies doing it. But how is her life going to change now that she wakes up in a strange house to the same red eyes? Will Stella fall for this new vampire who saves her life? Or is he going to be the same as Stella's previous encounter with the species?