Annie Puns

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

Bencana Transmigrasi melanda dunia ini, Arcadian. Orang-orang menghilang dan muncul ancaman dari dunia lain. Rael Orna kehilangan kedua orangtuanya yang menghilang beserta kampung halaman akibat Bencana Transmigrasi. Perlahan kebenaran tentang bencana ini akan terungkap beserta rahasia dari dunia Arcadian yang tidak diketahui oleh siapa pun

Tanpa mereka sedari cinta pun kian berputik. Namun mampukah mereka mengharungi cinta terlarang itu? atau hanya sekadar Semusim Kita Bercinta?.

[Volume 1 Completed] Everyone knows that the choices we make determines our future, but what about the choices that we ourselves didn't make but are forced to live with. After Annie wakes up from what seemed like a dream she discovers she is from a long line of witches and together with her Book Curtis and her new friend Matt she discovers herself and which side to be on the Good or the Bad ( Updates every 2 days) Volume 2 [Journey to the Misty Mountain] [Completed] After the events of Volume 1, the now powerless Annie and her friends must face the threat of Azazel still being alive, and lurking in the shadows, while they also try to find a way to regain Annie's lost powers. Come along with Annie, Maddie, Matt, Curtis, and a new supposed ally as they journey to the misty mountain in search of Annie's powers. Volume 3 [The Imperial Artrovan Academy] Following the final defeat of Azazel, Annie, Maddie and Matt struggle to cope as their lives return to some sort of normalcy only to realize that they had put two full years of their lives on hold with unfavourable consequences. This causes Stella to suggest that they go back to school to complete their studies, seeing as she has secured them all a place at the Imperial Artovan Academy that happens to be one of the prestigious academies in the Realm, known for its immense facilities and broad level of skills taught in the academy. And thus begins the new journey of Annie, Maddie and Matt, and like most of their journeys, they are rarely ever smooth. Join Annie, Maddie and Matt as they try to navigate new school life, friends, foes, young love and so the much more as they discover and unravel more mysteries and adventures.

R-18 Sylvester Jackson a mafia boss fell in love with a prostitute, soon realize she was a virgin. AT THE PLEASURE HOUSE. "So do you have my money, because I don't do honey without money. "Annie said as she sat on the man's lap. "Woman, don't you want your money cause if I were you, I wouldn't be wasting time because this is a rare opportunity for you so satisfied me and I'll reward you handsomely." oh man I got to get away from this drunker take a deep breathe Annie and do what you do best. Annie was drifted out of her thought by Syl. he rip her blouse off and lay her on the bed and begin to kiss her, Annie struggle for some time but give in later she couldn't resist those sweet lips and so she wrap her hands around his neck and kiss him back as his hand play with her breast she let out a moan he when down to her breast and begin to suck it while his left hand play with it at every touch and kiss she let out a sweet moan never in her life she thought this day will come and knowing it's with a stranger she didn't care he when and unzip her pants and slowly roll it down and on later her undies, exposing her flower he bend his head down and begin to suck it Annie felt embarrass but man this feels good to her. read to find out more.

When one's love turns into the reason of another's existence.

Five hundred years ago, the world was suddenly invaded by alien lifeforms. All countries were defeated in an instant, and a world government was formed to protect the human race on the earth. Facing the menacing alien civilization, the first strong man on earth awakened his ability and began to protect the earth from the invasion of alien civilization. Until now, most of the people on earth are fighting to protect the earth. As for our protagonist, he was born an orphan, and the orphanage was immediately demolished. He had no choice but to live on the streets, feeling unfair to the world. Until he meets four children who change his life, let us wait and see what different life they will bring to him. Big Brother: Noah Second brother: John Third brother: Jeptha Fourth sister: Annie Younger sister: Ying This book is like a door leading to uncharted territories. Open it, and you will be transported into a world woven with suspense, fantasy, and profound emotions.

Diana Ardelaine was done. Diana Ardelaine had enough. Married to a Duke who returned from war with a mistress, she played the perfect wife, only to be humiliated at every turn. So, she did the one thing no one expected: she divorced him, walked out of his mansion, and decided to start fresh. Enter Cassian—a charming cafe owner with a knack for being in the wrong place at the right time. With his warm smiles and terrible puns, he made her believe in love again. Life was peaceful, simple, and—most importantly—happy. Until the royal guards showed up. With Cassian’s face plastered on a bounty poster, Diana's world turned upside down. Was her sweet husband a criminal? A liar? Before she could even yell at him, the crown prince burst into the cafe like a storm. “Where is that damn runaway prime minister?! The Empire’s about to fall, and this idiot is baking muffins?!” Diana froze. Prime minister? Runaway? Muffins? Turns out, Cassian wasn’t just a cafe owner—he was the crown prince’s cousin, a brilliant political advisor, and a man who really hated responsibility. Now, with imperial soldiers, assassination plots, and a furious prince barging into her life, Diana has to figure out how to keep her husband alive—and herself sane. Divorce was hard. Falling in love again was harder. But marrying into imperial chaos? That might just be impossible.

#sci-fi#AI#Revenge#Action#Dark#Adventure#Survival In the year 2250, humanity’s most advanced achievement has taken shape—not in one, but two artificial intelligences with the power to feel emotions and grow. Nyuro and Auro, the world’s first sentient AI twins, begin their lives in peaceful innocence, raised by their creators, Vict and Annie, who love them as their own children. But this fragile peace is shattered when government forces target their family, leaving Nyuro and Auro orphaned and marked by tragedy. Fueled by their loss and a promise left by their mother, the twins set out to find their mysterious uncle, a figure with unknown ties to them and a key role in their future. As they train under his harsh but protective guidance, they prepare for a journey driven by vengeance and a search for answers—seeking justice in a world that tore their family apart. (Also another note. I am planning to finish this story, with two volume in mind. Right now what I had publish is only the first concept of the story, which will have many improvement by the end of the product. The complete first volume will be publish around mid next years. Thanks for reading :)

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

the forge destiny a story driven by the faith and strength of hardwork making the fact known that destiny can't be changed no matter who it entails A blacksmith who learned and gain a connection with nature's magic the rarest form of magic in his town set out on an adventure to become the prophecy child

Becky and her lover Cain, were such a lovely young couple. People envied their relationship and though they had their ups and downs, it didn't stop their love, not until something came up at the company. Mr. Lucian, Becky's boss, called for her attention and asked her to his office. Becky and Cain's love got tested but the result of it, will either build or separate them.

Sidney Sylvester, an orphan and housemaid for a difficult woman named Mrs. Annie in Abuja, secretly admires Jake Silver, Annie’s military brother. Their lives are turned upside down when Sidney is accused of trying to steal Annie’s man, leading to a confrontation where Sidney believes she has killed Annie. Meanwhile, Jake, assigned to protect the president's daughter, is kidnapped alongside her. Sidney, determined to rescue Jake, volunteers to join the rescue mission despite the inherent dangers. Throughout the ordeal, Sidney navigates intense emotions and perilous situations, ultimately proving her courage and resolve.

Menceritakan dua orang remaja SMK yang saling mencintai, mereka berdua pun pacaran. Dan setelah dua bulan mereka pacaran si perempuan hamil, si ayah dari anak perempuan itu marah saat mengetahui putri kesayangannya hamil, dan Ayah dari si perempuan itu mengirimnya ke Malaysia untuk melanjutkan sekolah dan melahirkan di Malaysia. Dan sementara si laki-laki itu tetap berusaha untuk mencari informasi keberadaan pacar nya atau si perempuan itu. Setelah tiga tahun lamanya mencari pada akhirnya bertemulah mereka lagi di Malaysia, ketika keduanya sama-sama kuliah di Malaysia, dan si perempuan itu memperkenalkan anaknya kepada laki-laki yang sangat dia cintai bahwa anak yang sedang dia gendong itu adalah anaknya bergitu pun sebaliknya, si perempuan juga menceritakan bahwa laki-laki yang menggendongnya adalah ayahnya. Anak itu senang bisa bertemu dengan ayahnya, mereka berdua pun bersatu kembali dan mereka berdua memutuskan untuk tinggal selamanya di Malaysia bersama ke empat anak mereka

Deskripsi cerita : Seorang wanita (Titah) yang sangat mencintai seorang pria (Kamil), Cinta Titah bertepuk sebelah tangan karena Kamil mencintai wanita lain, dan akhirnya Titah bertekat untuk merebut cinta Kamil. Dan ketika itu, Istri Kamil (Dinda) dan anaknya Wulan mengalami kecelakaan yang membutuhkan banyak sekali biaya karena istri dan anaknya harus di operasi, Titah pun datang dengan menawarkan bantuan dengan syarat Kamil harus menceraikan Dinda serta meninggalkan anaknya (Wulan), kemudian menikah dengan nya. Titah pun memberikan waktu satu kali dua puluh empat jam (Sehari) untuk berfikir. Akhirnya Kamil menyetujui syarat yang Titah berikan, Kamil pun menceraikan dengan Dinda, lalu Kamil pun menikah dengan Titah, yang saat itu Titah sudah resmi bercerai dari mantan suaminya (Ridho). Setahun menikah dengan Titah, Kamil pun semakin Sayang pada Titah (mencintai Titah) wanita yang tidak pernah Kamil tau kalau Titah mencintai nya. Tokoh : Kamil (Mantan suami Dinda, ayah Wulan, dan suami Titah) Titah (Mantan istri Ridho, ibu Rizky, dan istri Kamil) Dinda (Mantan istri Kamil, ibu Wulan, dan istri Eka) Wulan (Anak dari Kamil dan Dinda) Ridho (Mantan suami Titah, ayah Rizky, dan suami Siska) Rizky (Anak dari Titah dan Ridho) Eka (Suami dari Dinda, Adik tiri Titah) Roy (Ayah tiri Titah) Paijo (Pengasuh dan supir Rizky) Purnomo (Juru masak di rumah Titah) Juminten & Darmi (Asisten rumah tangga di rumah Titah) Ucok (Tukang roti di komplek rumah Titah) Bono, Udin, & Darmo (Security di rumah Titah) Dll

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Lauren has the world at the palm of her hand, money, status and a loving submissive boyfriend but everything changes when her boyfriend Jayden is killed because of her but ofcourse, she doesn't really care and moves on with her next plaything not knowing her next would be her last. Caught up in a mysterious contract with her new found lover, she becomes eternally submissive to him and knows what real pain is for the first time knowing she can't escape him even in death. Soon the mysteries of her new life threatening to bring havoc and end her complete, will she survive it all?

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"What do you want?" He shouted at me. I was tongue-tied. The guy before me was the boy I grew up with. He's not the guy I came to fall for. My Annie would never looks the with such hatred in his eyes. My Annie would never shout at me. "If you don't have anything better to say then go away. I don't want to see your ugly face. And I'll make you pay double the cost if you break my window. Puttana! " He slammed his windows. shut

Seorang wanita yang menyaksikan kematian keluarga nya dengan tragis, setelah nya mafia tersebut memperistri wanita ini yang pada saat itu suaminya pun di bunuh habis.

Seorang Anak laki-laki Yang bernama Dhinonugane Touma mendapatkan lisensi Petualang class-F atau lisensi terendah Yang ada di kota lost city Tetapi pada saat Touma masuk ke dungeon bersama teman teman nya hal yang tidak di inginkan pun terjadi dan disitulah petualangan Shinonugane Touma pun Dimulai.....

Seorang wanita yang ingatan nya dan mimpi nya selalu di manipulasi oleh dua orang yang berwajah sama atau nama lain nya 'kembar'Dan juga karna wajah itu gadis yang bernama Linda itu pun mulai jatuh cinta dengan sikap salah seorang dari mereka walaupun kehidupannya akan dipenuhi teka-teki.

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

permainan truth or dare yg berujung menewaskan 4 pemuda. membalaskan dendam ibunya,beca berani melakukan apa pun untuk kesenangan hatinya walaupun itu merenggut nyawa.

Sinopsis RUMAH ialah tempat ternyaman yang selalu bersama kita kemana pun pergi! Rumah adalah tempat yang selalu menemani untuk kita semua! Dan rumah selalu melindungi kita dari Perasaan-perasaan risau dan gundah atau pun dalam keadaan suka dan duka yang bermula dari kedua insan yang berbeda menjadi pasangan yang begitu erat dalam istilah namanya jatuh cinta. Jatuh cinta merupakan suatu hal yang indah bagi yang memiliki pasangan, pasti semua anak remaja pernah mengalaminya atau pun sedang menjalani kisah asmara bersama pasangannya masing-masing sampai halal dan menua bersama! Dan juga jatuh cinta itu tidak harus ada pemaksaan seperti di jodoh-jodohkan atau pun tekanan dari hati apa lagi tekanan hidup yang harus memaksakan diri untuk menyukai seseorang, akan tetapi kita hanya bisa mengikuti kata hati, perasaan hati tidak hanya mewakili perasaan suka terhadap seseorang, mungkin juga hati kita selalu merasa bimbang ketika harus memilih dua pilihan antara kekasih dan antara sahabat, walaupun sahabatku adalah seorang cowok dan sudah kuanggap seperti saudara sendiri, maka dari itu aku tidak tega harus menaruh rasa dendam dengannya, apa lagi sampai membunuh perasaan Cuma gara-gara rebutan perempuan. Kadang kala walaupun dia sering menyuruhku tuk menghindar dari perempuan yang selama ini kuinginkan tuk menjadi pasangan dalam hidupku, berbagai cara telah kulakukan untuk mendapatkan isi hatinya perempuan itu supaya benar-benar bersatu dengannya, ya walaupun ujung-ujungnya harus bermusuhan dengan temanku sendiri yang sudah kuanggap seperti saudaraku sendiri, karna telah bersaing dengan cepat. siapa pun yang berhasil menaklukkan hati perempuan yang sama-sama kita suka maka dari itu berhak mendapatkannya, lantas mana yang akan perempuan itu pilih! Antara memilih diriku, atau dia akan kembali kemantannya dulu yang merupakan temanku sendiri, jika dia memilihku maka percayalah bahwa Aku akan seperti rumah? Yaitu selalu melindungi dirinya dalam keadaan apapun, walaupun hidup ini banyak rintangan yang harus di hadapi, jika dia memilih temanku jagalah dirimu sendiri dengan baik-baik.

Di anugerahi sebuah kemampuan aneh dapat menerawang detik - detik kematian setiap orang, Edgar nampaknya tidak pernah mengindahkan kelebihan yang dimilikinya itu. Hingga akhirnya Edgar bertemu dengan seorang gadis cantik namun, nasibnya berbanding terbalik dengan paras wajahnya. Aura. Perempuan itu dalam waktu dekat akan menghadapi kematiannya dengan cara yang tragis. Namun Edgar sama sekali tidak peduli. Karena ia yakin, tak ada seorang pun yang dapat melawan takdir yang sudah ditentukan. Tapi siapa sangka, seiring berjalannya waktu, perasaan cinta mulai muncul, dan rasa tidak ingin kehilangan pun membuatnya melakukan hal yang tidak pernah ia lakukan. Melawan takdir. Semua hal ia lakukan untuk mencari sebuah cara agar dapat menghentikan kematian tragis, gadis yang dicintainya itu. Namun apakah Edgar berhasil menghentikannya dan hidup bahagia bersama Aura? - Just Be Ma Boy -

Jing Yao adalah seorang wanita muda yang cerdas, yang merupakan lulusan sebuah universitas teratas di negerinya. Tetapi, dia membenci suami dan keluarganya, dan merasa bahwa seluruh kesedihan di hidupnya adalah akibat mereka semua. Selama bertahun-tahun, dengan alasan pekerjaan, dia pun menjauh dari suami dan keluarganya, menjadi guru dan dokter di desa-desa terpencil. Sampai akhirnya, suatu hari yang mengubah hidupnya pun tiba. Saat itu, dia baru sadar bahwa semua sudah terlambat, dan dia telah menyia-nyiakan orang-orang yang mencintainya. Tetapi, takdir masih memberikannya satu kesempatan terakhir untuk memperbaiki semuanya.

Seseorang yang paling ditakuti dari era edo menyerahkan diri dan menyesali perbuatannya, dia pun dieksekusi dan mati, tapi dia mendapatkan kesempatan kedua dari sang dewa, saat membuka matanya dia pun dilahirkan kembali di dunia yang penuh sihir, dengan sebuah hadiah dari sang dewa dia berjanji untuk menebus dosa yang dia lakukan di dunia yang lama,