Cute Knock Knock Jokes

[space + superpower+ farming + family + babies + slow pace + face slapping] Elena has returned from a dark future where society has collapsed. Now, as the apocalypse approaches once more, she must confront the dangers alongside her husband, Ethan, and his courageous family. Together, they fight against natural disasters, mutant beasts, and an alien invasion that threatens to eradicate humanity. Join Elena and Ethan as they navigate the world full of uncertainty. ******** Excerpt: Triplets little show (2 years old) Ethan was strolling through the living room when he spotted his son climbing on the table. Ethan: “Leo, come down!” Baby 1, in the kitchen, turned around and sprinted to the sofa. Baby 1: “Daddy, eo!” [pointing at himself earnestly] Ethan: “Oops, my mistake! Leo’s here; Finn, get down now!” Baby 3 burst from the bedroom, rushing to the sofa. Baby 3: “Daddy!” [looking puzzled] Ethan: “Finn?” Baby 3: “Daddy, Finn!” [leaping into Ethan’s arms] Ethan felt his face heat up. Just then, Max darted down the table, throwing himself into Elena’s embrace. Baby 2: [giggling as Elena smothered her with kisses] “Mommy!” Elena shot Ethan a knowing look, her eyes saying, “You mixed them up again.” Ethan: [with a playful glint in his eye] “Can you blame me? They’re all adorable little lookalikes!” They both chuckle, watching the chaos unfold.

(1v1, puro e doce) Residência do Príncipe de Xiliang. Com uma energia de tigre e com apenas 5 anos de idade, o Pequeno Príncipe Xiao Moxi viu sua mãe correr para os campos novamente, e seu rosto redondo e fofo se contraiu em frustração. Olhando com tristeza para seu pai ao lado dele, ele reclamou com um ar de sabedoria precoce, "Pai, como você se apaixonou por minha mãe, que gosta de sair correndo o tempo todo?" Xiao Yeyang lançou um olhar de esguelha para seu filho precocemente maduro, depois fingiu ponderar a pergunta. De fato, por que ele havia se apaixonado por aquela mulher? Após um longo silêncio... "Quem sabe? Talvez eu tenha prendido minha cabeça em uma porta!" Compartilhando um olhar de comiseração mútua, pai e filho soltaram um suspiro de impotência em uníssono. O que você faz quando está preso com uma mulher que nunca está em casa? Há apenas uma coisa a fazer com sua própria Consorte Princesa (mãe) — mimá-la, é claro! … Transportada para tempos antigos com um espaço cheio de flores de arroz, tudo o que ela queria era viver tranquilamente no campo. Inesperadamente, com um pai que era um magistrado do condado, foi forçada a deixar o campo pela cidade! A vida na cidade era agitada com atividades, e para ter voz em casa, ela comprou propriedades, cultivou flores e ervas medicinais, e desenvolveu variedades de grãos de alto rendimento e alta qualidade. Notavelmente, ela ajudou seu pai, que foi magistrado do condado por nove anos, a subir degrau por degrau, trazendo a humilde Família Yan para os círculos de elite de Pequim! Esta é uma história de uma filha nobre de uma família humilde ajudando seu clã a prosperar e florescer, e uma doce história de amor de sucesso mútuo e crescimento conjunto! Protagonista masculino: Na frente dos outros, ele é o orgulhoso Pequeno Príncipe, o dominador Príncipe de Xiliang. Na frente da protagonista feminina, ele é um homem suave e de coração mole. Protagonista feminina: Lúcida em todos os assuntos, de coração caloroso e autossuficiente!

Yun Xiaoxiao was knocked unconscious by her phone and transmigrated into a female supporting character in a tumultuous era. The original character abandoned her family to return to the city and was accidentally killed by her abusive husband. With the Golden Finger shopping app in hand, Xiaoxiao could buy whatever she was lacking and raised her two kids plump and healthy. But when she wanted to divorce the male lead and live a wonderful life alone, the male lead was suddenly unwilling! Male lead: "Wife, I'll make sure you have a good life." Da Bao: "Mom, I will honor you well." Xiao Bao: "Mom, don't leave us, I can be cute." The father and sons acted pitiful, just trying to keep her, who had crossed over. Back, back, back... You belong to the Main Female Character, not to me, the female supporting character.

Mr. Johnson's stepdaughter, whom he had been taking care of for fifteen years, surprisingly ran away, and she disappeared for five years. Five years later, Mr. Johnson finally found her. Mr. Johnson, looking at his bride-to-be, who had turned into a beauty, said, "If you can come up with a decent excuse, I might be gentle with you later." Amanda Smith awkwardly said, "Well, I... I was hesitating." "That's a fairly good reason, you've been hesitating for five years. It's time to decide, right?" Amanda Smith looked at him sorrowfully, "I, I have hesitated so long, I've forgotten how to decide." "Oh, no problem, just decide on me. After all, I'm quite good at catching people!"

Rumor has it that Big Boss Quan, a man of overwhelming power, was forced into a shotgun wedding overnight because of a baby. Rumor has it that his wife is the lucky cinderella in a rags-to-riches story. Hidden beneath the rumors, he is the "I want to turn over and be the boss!" "In your dreams!" On their wedding night, she drunkenly declared her sovereignty, only to be met with a starving tiger pouncing on its prey. "Sign it! We're getting a divorce!" Looking at the divorce agreement, he sneered, Raised his hand, tore it to shreds, and cornered her against the wall, "Liuying, what right do you have to ask for a divorce?" "She's back!" "What? You think you can push me away with a piece of paper? Dream on!" One day, the woman sighed with a troubled expression, "Ah, husband, people are saying you're the stepdad!" Big Boss Quan roared furiously, "I'm the damn biological father! If anyone dares to spread rumors again, I'll chop him! "

After arriving in Japan, I became a high school student named Kamiyagawa. Looking around— Hanako crouched in the bathroom, waiting for someone to knock on the door; the Split-Mouth Woman wandered the streets with scissors in hand; Miss Mary's deathly calls echoed incessantly; the wails and barks in Inunaki Village never ceased; the Ubume searched for her long-dead child; the Aoandon smiled, enticing passersby to play with the lanterns of a hundred demons… In a crumbling world rampant with sinister tales and malevolent spirits, Kamiyagawa set a small goal for himself: "Defeat all the demons and monsters, and become the supreme ruler of ghosts and deities."

Bai Xiaotong's biggest plot twist in life came through transmigration. However. instead of landing in a romantic fairytale or a fantastical wonderland, she found herself trapped in an even worse nightmare. A cataclysm so insane, it made her original apocalyptic world seem like a playground. In this world devoid of dungeon gates and dungeon breaks— hordes of walking dead carrying a deadly virus are piling up the streets instead. One bite doused in the mutated corpse's body fluid—that's all it takes to turn someone into a grotesque, withered monster. "What the hell? Do I have some skill that attracts tragedy and bad luck?!" Of all places to end up, why did she land in a starving world full of freakishly weak people who can’t even kill a single monster without ending up with a broken nose and smashed chin? Should she At least be grateful that she still has access to her house, even in the end of times? No that's hardly enough to compensate and appease her just thinking of the real kicker. It’s not the monsters; it’s not even the chaos—it’s the fact that... "Waaah! It hurts! My stomach’s going to burst!" "Ho-Honey!" 'Oh god, I think I broke my waaaaater!' "AHH! You stupid husband, stop minding the zombies outside and assist me already! Your unborn child is coming out!" How did she end up in a zombie apocalypse and wake up going through excruciating labor?! She’s never been to a relationship, and now she’s suddenly giving birth? Damn, this is insane. --- WSA2025 Entry

Zarah is nothing but a lowly runt in Howl Creek who is bullied relentlessly. She wants nothing more than to leave the oppressive pack. When it is revealed who her mate is—none other than her greatest bully, Alpha Damon—she is humiliated and rejected. She leaves for the human sector and lives her life with her son, only for the past to come knocking. Alpha Damon is back, and he wants his son.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] Lyden Snow, your typical 9-5 working class young man, met Angela a four hundred years old succubus who he thought was his delusion, got a blowjob which literally knock him off the road, waking up in a hospital turns out he's not so human after all, watch how he adventures between two worlds and domains slaying the worlds pillars or fucking them.

"I'm actually an alien," says the little girl. I have no idea how to take this, Lachlan thinks. His training as a security guard didn't cover it, nor did it cover how to deal with running into a hot guy from a past he's trying to hide from, or avoid alien conspiracies when they come knocking. Wait, what? That last one must be wrong, aliens aren't real. ...Right?

Pangu split the chaos to create the world but sacrificed himself in the process. His corpses incarnated into all things. His eyes became the sun and moon, his breath formed wind and clouds, his voice transformed into thunder and lightning, his bones turned into metal, and so much more. How could a world be bereft of life? Numerous lifeforms came into being, including dragons, phoenixes, qilin, and, of course, gods. The mighty heavenly emperor, Di Jun. The kind creator of the Underworld, Empress Pingxin. The beautiful lunar goddess, Changxi. The heroic sun slayer, Houyi. And most famous of all, the inheritors of Pangu, the Three Purities. Laozi, the Heavenly Venerable of Virtuous Way; Yuanshi, the Heavenly Venerable of Primordial Beginning; Tongtian, the Heavenly Venerable of Numinous Treasures. There was one teeny problem. "Why the hell am I a girl?" Tongtian shouted at the heavens.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

.In order to make up for the regrets of his past life, Ye Fan transfers to the high school Ning Xi attends after his rebirth, finding the beautiful figure from his memory. In his memories, Ning Xi lay on the operating table, using her last breath to say, "Brother, I... I like you..." In this life, watch how Ye Fan conquers the heart of the soft and genius school beauty step by step. ...

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Sympathy and Sins follows the life of an ordinary corporate employee whose world unravels when he witnesses the brutal murder of a beloved local shopkeeper. Knocked unconscious and abducted by a group of criminals, he is pulled into a deadly game of violence and moral chaos. As he struggles to survive, he must confront the blurred lines between sympathy and sin, questioning whether he can escape the darkness now entwined with his soul.

Say it with me: "We listen, and we don’t judge." Okay, so hear me out. I may have made a small mistake. But to be fair, how was I supposed to know that the cherry blossom tree I fell asleep under was home to the cutest squirrel ever to exist? Like, ever. A squirrel that just so happened to be the beloved pet of a powerful demon goddess from another world. I didn’t mean to grab it in my sleep and cuddle it to death. I swear! Its tail was just so fluffy! I think... I can’t be too sure since I was loopy on cough medicine. I had this really bad cold thanks to my idiot brother, who can’t seem to cover his fudging mouth. I’m getting off track, aren’t I? Sorry, sorry. Anyway, after the demon goddess sensed her pet’s life come to an untimely end, she teleported to its last location and found my sleeping self cuddling the dead thing. Remember, "We listen, and we don’t judge!" I can’t be the only sleep-cuddler here! So, in her rage and pain, the demoness kicked me into another tree—at least, I’m assuming that’s what happened, because when I woke up in agonizing pain, my head was stuck in said tree. As you can imagine, I died soon after. Bled out, the whole shebang. Long story short, the drop-dead gorgeous (hehe, see what I did there?) demoness—whom I may or may not have developed a major crush on—ended my life. Hey! Don’t judge. She gave me warm chestnuts. Golden chestnuts. That’s clearly love, right? Wait, where was I? Oh, right. My future wifey turned me into the cutest, most adorable squirrel ever! The upside—besides being able to nap on the demoness’s perfect chest? It’s the fact that, while I’m no longer a human girl, I could eventually evolve back into a human form. All I have to do is level up. If only people would stop trying to capture me and make me their pet! Back off! I know I'm cute, but I belong to my Wifey. You can't have this cute squirrel!"

When a rising empire called Dremerie, knocks on the door of the Quiet town of Rainfeild, the residents are uneasy. When a loner attempts a revolt and fails, The people of Rainfeild pay the price. The Loner must face the consequences in order to protect the ones he loves, but fate has other plans for Ebon Cress.

Isekai'd After Getting Trucked: Now My Butler's a Psycho and I'm Engaged?! Blam. Depressed dude gets isekai’d via Truck-kun. Crash Plack - Wakes up in a medieval room with a 7-inch glow-up. "Haha, my dong feels bigger." But wait... feng shui is sus, and the door is locked. Cue existential crisis: "Got hit by a truck. Now I’m here. Why?" Out the window: medieval cosplay vibes. “Is this a medieval convention or…?” Resting vibes -> Finds bookshelf. Random smut novel. …makes himself at home. Knock, knock. Enter: Rizz Bidi, unhinged old "butler" who smells regret and cheap beer. "Congrats, young master! You're marrying Valeria now!" "Marry the who now!?" Forced cheers from disgruntled employees. "Why’s everyone blushing? Oh, it’s my new big dong energy." "Welcome home, Master!" Plot.exe loading…

Mr Brownstone fell in love with Scarlett at first sight since her apprenticeship. He loved her from afar and had been trying to cut ties with his ex girlfriend who derived joy in seeing different men. "Scarlett you are admiring me so much, do you want to kiss me? I don't mind getting a kiss from you after all I have been longing for it for quite some time now."

I was called bad luck by my family and I decided to leave to a place nobody knows me. And now I have a beautiful wife who have a hidden identity (or maybe more). Read more to know about Alexander and his wife's secret

Between heaven and earth lies the greatest truth, and the manifestation of the great truth descends in the form of bugs. 　　 People cultivate the qi of heaven and earth around their bodies to control bugs and exert their magical power. 　　 One year after his transmigration, Chen Qing finally discovered his special features on the day he contracted his first bug. He was actually able to see through everything about the bug... 　　 Therefore, he began to march toward the road to immortality step by step.

*Read the reuploaded version My Wives Are Beautiful Origin Beings. Alan was an unlucky boy who wanted to reach the peak of power but couldn't because of his weak soul. One night changed everything for him When he was on the verge of dying he awakened his beautiful system and started giving him tasks with weird punishment. Task 1: Do 10000 kicks for [strength+5]. Task 2: Run 10 km for [stamina+3]. If you fail to complete the task, the punishment is to run naked. "what the fuck?" [And a surprise for you my dear user] [you have two beautiful wives waiting for you at home] "Now, where the hell wives came from?"

Agent Cullen Fletcher lives for his job at the FBI, and he’s more than ready for his next assignment—raiding a cult compound and putting their leader behind bars. But he isn’t prepared for Savannah and her knock you on your ass good looks. At nineteen, she’s too old for foster care and too damaged to live on her own. With nowhere else to go and against his better judgment Cullen takes her in. But helping her out won’t be easy. He comforts her through screaming nightmares and escaping the lingering fears of her past, but that’s the easy part. Her preference to sleep cuddled up next to his warm body, and her desire to please him in every way makes her harder and harder to resist.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

tells the story of Rover Averway, a high school boy in a difficult situation. Indeed, the world he knew has been destroyed, replaced by a chaotic place, where walking corpses live and many nonsensical monsters begin to destroy human civilization. Will humans be able to survive the various nonsensical things or vice versa?

Upon becoming an undead mage, Gu Xi discovered he had encountered a small problem. What was with being knocked out and thrown into a cell? To avoid becoming the first useless player to die before completing his job, Gu Xi decided to save himself! As a result, a future powerhouse known as the Breath of the Undead embarked on his legendary journey