Cute Knock Knock Jokes

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] Lyden Snow, your typical 9-5 working class young man, met Angela a four hundred years old succubus who he thought was his delusion, got a blowjob which literally knock him off the road, waking up in a hospital turns out he's not so human after all, watch how he adventures between two worlds and domains slaying the worlds pillars or fucking them.

[space + superpower+ farming + family + babies + slow pace + face slapping+world building] Elena has returned from a dark future where society has collapsed. Now, as the apocalypse approaches once more, she must confront the dangers alongside her husband, Ethan, and his courageous family. Together, they fight against natural disasters, mutant beasts, and an alien invasion that threatens to eradicate humanity. Join Elena and Ethan as they navigate the world full of uncertainty. ******** Excerpt: Triplets little show (2 years old) Ethan was strolling through the living room when he spotted his son climbing on the table. Ethan: “Leo, come down!” Baby 1, in the kitchen, turned around and sprinted to the sofa. Baby 1: “Daddy, eo!” [pointing at himself earnestly] Ethan: “Oops, my mistake! Leo’s here; Finn, get down now!” Baby 3 burst from the bedroom, rushing to the sofa. Baby 3: “Daddy!” [looking puzzled] Ethan: “Finn?” Baby 3: “Daddy, Finn!” [leaping into Ethan’s arms] Ethan felt his face heat up. Just then, Max darted down the table, throwing himself into Elena’s embrace. Baby 2: [giggling as Elena smothered her with kisses] “Mommy!” Elena shot Ethan a knowing look, her eyes saying, “You mixed them up again.” Ethan: [with a playful glint in his eye] “Can you blame me? They’re all adorable little lookalikes!” They both chuckle, watching the chaos unfold.

This novel is a captivating fusion of fantasy, romance, and adventure, recounting the love story that transcends race between Princess Lu of the merfolk and Lord Sebastian of the dragon clan. At the outset, the narrative portrays Lu's coming-of-age ceremony, during which she, adhering to mermaid tradition, summons a tempest and swims to the ocean's surface, eagerly anticipating an encounter with a prince. However, she unexpectedly rescues Sebastian, who claims to be an emperor, thus intertwining their destinies.

Content Warning: This story contains mature themes and explicit sexual content. Reader discretion is advised. Hiroshi Takeda, a tall and muscular 36-year-old man, was living an ordinary life in Japan until a strange twist of fate brought him to a fantasy world filled with diverse races and unusual customs. Known as "Henry" in this new realm, Hiroshi quickly realized that this world had very different norms—interracial relationships were unheard of, same-sex intimacy didn’t exist, and modesty was almost nonexistent. But for Hiroshi, that didn’t matter. He had one goal: to explore this strange and fascinating world in the most intimate way possible. Whether it was a cute catfolk, a beautiful elf, or a shy centaur, Hiroshi didn't discriminate. Male or female, as long as they were beautiful,pretty ,cute,hot,sexy and without muscles, they caught his eye—and his passion. As Hiroshi starts his “sex adventure,” he breaks every cultural norm and taboo of this world, charming his way through villages, befriending (and sleeping with) beautiful beings from mermaids to fairy, and making a name for himself as the first human unbound by tradition. With a mix of humor, romance, and plenty of spicy moments, Hiroshi’s story is one of discovery, connection, and indulging in the pleasures this fantastical world has to offer.

Between heaven and earth lies the greatest truth, and the manifestation of the great truth descends in the form of Gu. 　　 People cultivate the Qi of heaven and earth around their bodies to control Gu and exert their magical power. 　　 One year after his transmigration, Chen Qing finally discovered his special features on the day he contracted his first Gu. He was actually able to see through everything about the Gu... 　　 Therefore, he began to march toward the road to immortality step by step.

Descendant of the Sun God, son of the Divine Emperor, the future Savior... All these identities infused into one being. Lin Yifan did not know who he was, nor did he understand his responsibilities. All he knew was that for love, he could give his all; for love, he could break through the heavens and slaughter the stars...

After arriving in Japan, I became a high school student named Kamiyagawa. Looking around— Hanako crouched in the bathroom, waiting for someone to knock on the door; the Split-Mouth Woman wandered the streets with scissors in hand; Miss Mary's deathly calls echoed incessantly; the wails and barks in Inunaki Village never ceased; the Ubume searched for her long-dead child; the Aoandon smiled, enticing passersby to play with the lanterns of a hundred demons… In a crumbling world rampant with sinister tales and malevolent spirits, Kamiyagawa set a small goal for himself: "Defeat all the demons and monsters, and become the supreme ruler of ghosts and deities."

"Hot Noodles request to add you as a friend." An inexplicable friend request, a non-existent contact. Claiming to be a message from herself in the future, intimately knowledgeable about her past. Fang Xiaocao was utterly numb. Hot Noodles: Danger, do not go home tonight. "Is this some kind of joke?" Staring at the WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and opened the anti-theft door. Hot Noodles: At midnight, when the knocking starts, don't turn on the light if you don't want to die. In the early morning: 00:00:00 Fang Xiaocao was woken by the knocking sound. She was just about to turn on the bedside lamp when she remembered that bizarre message. She pulled back her hand and stayed put until dawn, only to know her neighbor next door, a woman living alone just like her was murdered at midnight... Fang Xiaocao was suddenly covered in a cold sweat. Hot Noodles: To celebrate our narrow escape from death, go to the flea market before three in the afternoon, stall number 7, and buy the seventh inkstone on the left-hand side. The seller's bottom price is 80, but the inkstone is worth 8 million. After last night's ordeal, Fang Xiaocao inexplicably chose to believe. She successfully bought an inkstone for a hundred dollars, and later discover it was indeed a imperial inkstone from the Qing Qianlong era, worthing 8 million! Fang Xiaocao stood there, dumbfounded! Following the message's instructions, she bought a second-hand car. But little did she know, the guidance was linking her into a series of events that dragged out a murder case and a fortune worth two small goals. Who on earth sent her the messages? It's really her future self? Or it's some kind of bizarre game?

.In order to make up for the regrets of his past life, Ye Fan transfers to the high school Ning Xi attends after his rebirth, finding the beautiful figure from his memory. In his memories, Ning Xi lay on the operating table, using her last breath to say, "Brother, I... I like you..." In this life, watch how Ye Fan conquers the heart of the soft and genius school beauty step by step. ...

It is a story which depicts, how life presents each individual with opportunities and how some grab them and make the best most of it; while some lose it blaming upon something or someone as the saying goes "when an opportunity knocks on your door open it, grab it and make it yours".

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Too Cute to Handle – A BL College Romance Ha-Joon has always been labeled as adorable, a title he despises. No matter what he does, people see him as a soft, helpless kitten rather than the independent college student he wants to be. Things only get worse when Seo-Won, the stunning golden-haired senior with piercing blue eyes, enters his life. Seo-Won is everything Ha-Joon isn’t—confident, charismatic, and utterly impossible to ignore. When circumstances force them to share a dorm room, Ha-Joon finds himself caught in an endless battle of wits and stolen glances. But Seo-Won seems determined to tease him at every turn, reveling in his reactions. As their daily squabbles turn into something deeper, Ha-Joon must confront the truth—perhaps being "too cute to handle" isn't such a bad thing, especially when the person handling him is Seo-Won.

Luke, a 20-year-old NEET shut-in, leeches off his parents while condemning everything about the world—so much so that he wishes for its end. One day, while immersed in an online game, the admin suddenly announces the server shutdown with a ridiculous message. Before he can make sense of it, his parents—who were supposed to have long given up on him—knock on his door. What will Luke do? Who will he meet? How will he change? In 52 weeks—or perhaps 50 chapters—a rollercoaster of psychological adventure unfolds.

This was a world where technology and cultivation co-existed. Lu Ping had been single his whole life. He didn’t have any cultivation resources and all girls hated him. All he could do was dating a girl he had met online. However, at his graduation, Lu Ping accidentally exposed his personal information to his girlfriend. From that moment onwards, his life started to change strangely. When the two had finally agreed to meet, the Nine Heaven Golden Phoenix suddenly appeared and covered the sun with its wings. Everyone thought that the world was about to end. Lu Ping drew his sword, ready to defend his home. “Honey! Stop! It’s me!” Feng Xiaoqi, the phoenix, pleaded. Lu Ping looked at the phoenix in awe as he dropped his sword. “We have Xu Xian in the past, and we have Lu Ping in the present! Long live humans!” “I thought Xu Xian was already unbeatable, who knew Lu Ping was even stronger than him!” “Lu Ping! You shouldn’t play with a girl’s feelings!” “He’s right! You have to show her the fine tradition of us humans!” “What do you need for your wedding gift? We humans can give you anything you wish for!” Lu Ping looked at his fellow human, completely dumbfounded by the situation.

Raitoningu Hooder, used to live a terrible life. He has the ability to see into the future or the 4 eyes ability, which he learned to use a will. But it did happen at random, mostly for Hooder best interests. But, this power made the people in his village think he's crazy, which caused him to be locked up in a tower. That is, until one of his predictions comes true. One of the neighboring races invade, and attack the village. During thus attack, Hooder is attacked, getting badly injured, and ends up getting knocked off a bridge. Hooder awoke in a new village, thinking he was going to die. Apparently, he was found by a group of villagers and nursed back to heal. His healer was a very cute blind girl.

Chu Feng crossed the Jiuzhou Continent and inherited the Ancestor God Blood Pearl, cultivating until he became a Peak Martial Emperor. By chance, he saved an exquisitely beautiful woman with whom he fell in love and married. Unexpectedly, the woman turned out to be the Empress of the Jiuzhou Empire, and after giving birth to twins, a dragon and phoenix, she left without saying goodbye. Through numerous rigorous cleansing and marrow-washing sessions conducted by Chu Feng, these young children astonishingly developed supreme Divine Runes within them, capable of suppressing all forms of energy across Jiuzhou. Three years later, while dull and adorable, the invincible but unaware siblings, took advantage of Chu Feng's secluded meditation during Crossing the Divine Tribulation, sneakily slipped out of the village, and embarked on a journey to find their mother.

Pangu split the chaos to create the world but sacrificed himself in the process. His corpses incarnated into all things. His eyes became the sun and moon, his breath formed wind and clouds, his voice transformed into thunder and lightning, his bones turned into metal, and so much more. How could a world be bereft of life? Numerous lifeforms came into being, including dragons, phoenixes, qilin, and, of course, gods. The mighty heavenly emperor, Di Jun. The kind creator of the Underworld, Empress Pingxin. The beautiful lunar goddess, Changxi. The heroic sun slayer, Houyi. And most famous of all, the inheritors of Pangu, the Three Purities. Laozi, the Heavenly Venerable of Virtuous Way; Yuanshi, the Heavenly Venerable of Primordial Beginning; Tongtian, the Heavenly Venerable of Numinous Treasures. There was one teeny problem. "Why the hell am I a girl?" Tongtian shouted at the heavens.

This is the story about two teenage boy who had the last view of their parents diamonds before they got killed, but now the killers are threatening the two boys trying to get the diamonds back claiming to be theirs after a long time and planning to kill them all after that. But the boys have action its a tough knock out chaos

A 62 man was ready to live out his final years in peace saw glowing pink letters appear before him, declaring him the newest servant of His Holiness, The Cutest Husband, with a divine mission: to spread cuteness across the world.

Rumor has it that Gu Mo, the richest man in Longcheng, is paralyzed from the waist down and doesn't like women, but he has a five-year-old cute baby. Rumor has it that there is a beautiful woman in Longcheng who can conquer the world with a smile, but unfortunately she is a fool. One day, the silly beauty rescued Gu Mengbao from the hands of human traffickers, but she herself was kidnapped and became the president's wife. On the wedding day, she said: "I suddenly realized... I'm not stupid anymore..." "And, your son seems to be my own..." "Also, I heard that you can't do that. For our future happiness, do I have to find a doctor to see you?" A certain president laughed in anger and stood up from the wheelchair: "Very good, I'll show you now, can I do it!" The heroine was a little silly in the early stage, but absolutely cute! In the later stage, she recovered her memory and successfully counterattacked!

" I will follow you to the end of world, till the end of time.. This is our eternal destiny... " ***** Liam Jin.. Genius of the century.. The uncrowned queen of the business world.. Unparalleled beauty.. Wealth , status , fame.. Just name it.. What did she ever lack.. NOTHING!!!! But.... It's said that no one is flawless.. Liam also had a fatal flaw .. She is emotionally unavailable. She losses her interest in every thing .. How much she wanted to escape from this pathetic and boring world . On one fateful day she got her wish.. She transmigrated into a magical world.. Liam looked at her unfamiliar face then at the pink and orange glow in her hands. She smirked.. ******** Was her transmigration to this world only a coincidence ..or was there a huge secret. what will happen when all the graves are dug up all no stone is left unturned . Will this secret give her a lifeline or be a reason for her dismiss. ******** A certain angel Prince was given a task to fullfill before ascending the throne but what will happen when he brings a cute, little two faced wife on his way back . The entire heavenly kingdom was dumbfounded as they saw their thousand year old glacier of a prince kissing , hugging and raising his wife high.. Well ,dog food is injurious to health..

"I'm actually an alien," says the little girl. I have no idea how to take this, Lachlan thinks. His training as a security guard didn't cover it, nor did it cover how to deal with running into a hot guy from a past he's trying to hide from, or avoid alien conspiracies when they come knocking. Wait, what? That last one must be wrong, aliens aren't real. ...Right?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Ren Takashi's life changed when his parents abandoned him at 14. Yumi, who was 15 at the time, took him in. Now, years later, Ren is dealing with the awkwardness of living with such a cute existence. As he navigates school life with his quirky friend Alice, Ren also faces the complexities of dealing with Yumi, the person who’s always been more than a grandmother.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Sympathy and Sins follows the life of an ordinary corporate employee whose world unravels when he witnesses the brutal murder of a beloved local shopkeeper. Knocked unconscious and abducted by a group of criminals, he is pulled into a deadly game of violence and moral chaos. As he struggles to survive, he must confront the blurred lines between sympathy and sin, questioning whether he can escape the darkness now entwined with his soul.

She is crazy and he is just as crazy as she was.. Beatrix and Helion.. just read and have fun.