Sirene Stardew Valley

Ash Ketchum having placed third at the "Lily of the Valley" Tournament, the Sinnoh League. He was contemplating his next moves when he mysteriously passed away in his sleep. Simultaneously in a separate timeline Ash has just won the Pokemon World Coronation Series and is contemplating his next moves. When disaster strikes and he is gunned down by a freshly escaped Hunter J. Arceus has decided to give Ash another chance to succeed. Join Ash as he takes over his already in progress life, with skills and memories beyond his years. Ash will awaken at the end of his Sinnoh League Journey to take on his life again. Meeting his old pokemon and catching new friends along the way.

I am Anastasia, once a forgotten princess of Valoria, a once-glorious empire—until I watched it crumble before me, destroyed by my own foolishness. The weight of that loss haunts me, and I can't help but wonder: if I were given another chance, would things unfold differently? If I could make different choices this time, could I save my empire and the people I love from the same tragic fate?

【Authorized Translation】 Chaos (previously known as Fish's Sky)'s classic novel 'The Charm of Soul Pets' has now officially published on WebNovel, under the name 'Supreme Tamer'!!! The Cloud bird that flies across the blue sky and in between the emerald grass; the ruthless and brutal Blood Wolves that roam on the Gobi Dessert; the Night Dream Beast traversing the jungles under the moon; the Divine Spirits Dictator that drinks the breeze and swallows the mist on the most treacherous cliffs and valleys. The Ocean Spirit Monster that swims through the bottom of the ocean, the Thousand-eyes Tree Beast that stands tall on the peak of the mountain amidst the clouds. Sword Hider, Sunset Gull, Ancient Wood Spirit, Chaos Thunder Spirit, Fox Beast of the Frost Curse… Plants, beasts, elementals, spirits, this is a strange, mystical, and fantastic world of spirit beasts! Our main character is a young spirit beast tamer. Initially, he raised a young mutated spirit beast – Moonlight Fox. After repeated battles, it mutated to become the more powerful Evil Flame Six Tailed Fox, followed by the even more advanced Crowned Flame Nine-Tail Fox! Accompanied by this mutated spirit beast, he stepped foot on the path of true power. He took even more rare pet beasts under him and kept working hard toward becoming a supreme beast tamer.

Lu Mingshu had never believed in fate. She hadn’t believed in it when her father had remarried and caused her family to break into pieces, nor had she believed in it when she’d been thrown into a valley to perish. She hadn’t believed in it when she didn’t have any resources to cultivate with, nor had she believed in it when she’d been condemned by everyone. She climbed up little by little from dust, while her reign soared into the sky, which caused the world to look on in fear! If justice doesn’t come, I’ll personally obtain it. If fate disregards me, I‘ll open up a way to survive. No matter what fate throws at me, I will surely become a phoenix! “What a ruthless woman. I’m willing to risk my life and limbs for you, willing to be calculative for you – I’m even willing to be an enemy of the entire world for you. Aren’t you moved even a little?” “That’s right, since I‘m such a ruthless woman, what exactly is it that you like about me?"

Growing up, Evelyn had always wanted to be a pirate. But being the only orphan girl of an island, working day in and out with no family to go home to, she was worked to the bone. She was done with living the life she was forced to for the last 19 years. She escapes and and in a storm awakens at the temple of a Siren Goddess. Unaware of a deal stricken with her absent parents and the Siren, she's granted a system. Now back on the island and with the help of a few friends, she's truly free to sail the seas. She soon finds out the sea isn't for the faint of heart as dark forces seem to be lurking in every corner of the planet in pursuit of all Sirens. On a mission to become the greatest pirate to sail the seas of Neptune, now she must seek out and save her Siren sisters. Evelyn is fired up the set the world on fire!

In God's eyes, every being’s first instinct is to yield to Satan’s temptation and taste the fruit of wisdom. Dashing men, gorgeous women, strange golden-armored insects, and rare creatures... Irresistible allure, stirring desires, and greedy gazes... Supernatural strength, ageless beauty, the power to stop time, and absolute control over life and death... Every identity brings a life rich with experiences, every chance encounter sparks intoxicating emotions that captivate the soul. Among them is a clan of vampires blessed with extraordinary gifts, immense power, and unwavering ruthlessness. They are immune to sunlight and can even freeze time itself. Known as the Bloodborne Apollo Clan, they are revered by all. The duke’s only son, a seventh-generation descendant of this mighty bloodline, secluded himself in a remote valley for over a millennium, honing his abilities until he reached the rank of vampire prince. Now, he emerges to explore and conquer the world. Blending the wisdom of ancient civilizations spanning tens of thousands of years with modern advancements, he forges a new era — a timeless dynasty built on the fusion of technology and the power of the vampire race...

In the chilling world of "Nyarlathotep," darkness transcends dimensions, and the boundaries between reality and nightmares blur. The story follows Alex, a 14-year-old high schooler, who stumbles upon a mysterious book at midnight. Unbeknownst to her, this ancient tome holds secrets that defy the laws of reality, leading her on a harrowing adventure through eldritch horrors and cosmic mysteries. **Chapter 1: The Dark Alley** Venturing into a foreboding alley at midnight, Alex discovers a mysterious book with cryptic symbols, setting in motion a journey into the unknown. **Chapter 2: Unveiling the Unknown** Deciphering the ancient text, Alex explores a hidden world of godlike horrors and boundless dimensionality. **Chapter 5: All Mythologies Converge** Realizing eldritch horrors draw power from all mythologies, Alex confronts a cosmic tapestry of unspeakable dread. **Chapter 10: Time's Distorted Tapestry** Accidentally unlocking the ability to manipulate time, Alex embarks on a disorienting journey through different eras. **Chapter 11: Echoes of Revolution** Transported to the French Revolution, Alex grapples with the ethical dilemmas of influencing the course of history. **Chapter 12: The Labyrinth of Intrigue** Navigating through political intrigue, Alex confronts conspiracies that span across nations and centuries. **Chapter 13: Enlightenment and Shadows** Journeying into the Age of Enlightenment, Alex witnesses the birth of groundbreaking ideas while confronting lurking shadows. **Chapter 14: The Alchemy of Emotions** Immersed in an era of artistic expression, Alex grapples with the delicate alchemy of emotions and the impact on human experience. **Chapter 15: The Council of Elders** Encountering godlike beings, each representing facets of existential dread, Alex learns of a cosmic balance hanging in the abyss. **Chapter 16: The Veil of Madness** Exploring the recesses of the human mind, Alex faces the thin veil separating genius from insanity in surreal landscapes. **Chapter 17: Entangled Realms** Navigating through dimensions where boundaries blur, Alex encounters beings beyond mortal comprehension. **Chapter 18: The Siren's Song** Transported to an age of exploration, Alex confronts the allure of the unknown and the haunting melodies of the siren's song. **Chapter 20: The Infinite Abyss** Trapped in a realm of infinite dimensionality, Alex confronts the true form of Nyarlathotep, an entity defying comprehension. **Chapter 25: Existential Choices** Facing unimaginable horrors, Alex must make choices challenging the fabric of reality itself, leading to an existential crisis. **Chapter 30: Unraveling Sanity** As Alex grapples with the weight of her discoveries, her sanity unravels, blurring the lines between nightmare and reality. **Chapter 35: The Final Revelation** In a climactic confrontation, Alex learns the purpose of her journey and the cosmic significance of Nyarlathotep. **Chapter 40: Resolving the Unthinkable** The resolution sees Alex coming to terms with the unfathomable truths, forever changed by the eldritch horrors she faced. Amidst the haunting silence of midnight, in a decrepit graveyard shrouded in fog, Alex discovers the mysterious book, setting the stage for a journey through eldritch horrors, cosmic mysteries, and the boundless dimensions of existential dread.

Allen, the legendary player "Godlike", finds himself thrust into the revolutionary fulldive VRMMORPG Hell's Gate's main villain, Azazel. Alongside seven skilled female players, he embarks on a journey filled with unexpected challenges. Confronting his old nemesis and countless players, Allen delves deep into the shadows of his own dark past. Soon, he becomes entangled in a complex web of new relationships and past betrayals. His companions develop feelings for him, not only in the virtual world but also in real life. Balancing his affection for his wives, the chaos of the battlefield, and his thirst for revenge, Allen sets out to attain everything he desires. The legendary player has returned once again, not as the hero but as the villain. He shall claim the title of ultimate villain! ---------------------- Each one of his subordinates represent seven deadly sins: Nefaris (Vampire) -> Pride // Player: Larissa Lullaby (Siren) -> Sloth // Player: Shea Lilieth (Succubus) -> Lust // Player: Vivian Eira (Fox Demon) -> Wrath // Player: Bella Selena (Witch) -> Envy // Player: Alice Abyssia (Kraken) -> Gluttony // Player : Zoe Grimora (Necromancer) -> Greed // Player: Jane -------------------------- Join my discord channel for illustrations: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Bonus Chapters! *600 Power Stone = 1 bonus chapter *400 Golden Ticket= 1 bonus chapter *Magic Castle= 2 bonus chapters *Space Craft= 4 bonus chapters Important Note: No NTR, No Yuri, No rape, the relationship will go both in the game and real world. Tags: Mature Content , R-18 , Gore, Comedy , Revenge, Face Slapping, Monster Girls , Succubus , Magic , Demons , Devil , Beasts , Action , Mystery , Overpowered , Harem , System , Servants , Handsome Male Lead , Smart Male Lead and Slice of Life.

Born as the fifth son of a Duke, Rex Grimes. Though he was the youngest, he was the toughest contender to the first son of the Grimes, the hope of the Grimes also titled as once in a millennium genius. Will he be able to fight his way out. Maybe not. Facing an unfortunate accident in which he lost all of his cultivation. All his hopes and dreams were lost. {The train has arrived at Valmere Valley} Deciding to go back to his childhood warmth. Rest was the best cure but it seems that there was still a way for him. [Gacha Wheel] [Insufficient points] 'How do I gain points' [Please Get wives and practice the art of love and creation of life] [Only Ying and Yang will give birth the to creation of points]

In a city where skyscrapers pierce the clouds and shadowy alleyways hide dangerous secrets, the underworld is ruled by ruthless families locked in a deadly game of power and betrayal. Among them walks a man with a calm smile and an unassuming demeanor, concealing a past so dark it could shatter the entire criminal empire. When strange events force his secrets into the open, the city erupts into chaos. As alliances crumble and blood stains the streets, he must confront a haunting truth tied to the woman who once abandoned him—a figure with unparalleled influence in the underworld. Gangster Paradise is a gripping tale of vengeance, hidden truths, and ruthless ambition. In a world where every smile hides a dagger, the ultimate question looms: will he remain a shadow in the chaos or become the force that reshapes it all? ************ Support me on Patreon: Visit us at patreon.com/Myth_Valley Donate at: https://buymeacoffee.com/myth_valley

In the midst of the battlefield, a deep crater—formed by the sheer devastation—lay before them. Among the ruins, two figures stood, gazing at the Shadow Demon, who was kneeling on the ground, gripping his black sword. "Now, perish, Shadow Demon." One of the two men spoke, raising his sword. "So… this is how I die? I failed to achieve my goal…" the Shadow Demon thought as he stared at the two men before him. " Bastard! If I am to die, I will take you with me!" he roared before detonating his core, triggering a massive explosion. BOOOOM! A deafening explosion echoed throughout the valley, leveling everything in its wake. Not a single mountain remained. — "What? I'm still alive? How is that possible? I remember detonating my core…" A young boy, around 13 or 14 years old, muttered to himself. Turning to the side, he was shocked upon seeing his reflection, but he quickly regained his composure. "So… I’ve been reincarnated once again." At that moment, a flood of memories surged into his mind. "In this life… my name is Drake Vexhart."

What is it.. that.you are seeing? ' A distorted faint voice that constantly haunts Aki became a companion.Aki had no idea why. Train station,his mother's dead body and a white transparent being in his nightmare.. As soon the siren sound starts,it makes Aki see something that he doesn't recognise.This Siren wave is something else. A warning? Or a reminder? Reiji,a non-human being falls for him.After these two met,the hidden world falls into mess.The betrayer who can dwell in this two different worlds seamlessly and rule over, a threat to the non-humans,arises.

This is gonna be an uncanny-valley/doppelganger novel set in modern times. A man falls asleep and wakes up to the apocalypse. It'll probably be more horror survival in the initial stages and later on some more action mixed in. I only plan to have 2 members in this harem. There will eventually be powers in the world and civilization will be restarted in a way. Honestly, considering my knowledge of myself I'll probably stop before getting to that point. I'll realize I haven't posted a chapter in a while and stress out about it only to think no one probably cares or that it's been so long that I feel my work won't match up to previous chapters and stop. Or maybe it's just a massive amount of procrastination. Cover art isn't mine and was made by Koma440

A son and mother has moved in to his mother's childhood home in the town of Sunshine Valley. They believed that this will bring them a new opportunity, especially for Scott Smith enrolling in Sunshine High. However, things don't add up as the students as well as the town are being manipulated by its high school making its people act up. Unravel the mysteries and horrors with Scott as he finds the truth about his new high school

On the 10th anniversary of her guild's founding, Serys Larkwell stuns her friends and co-founders by announcing her retirement as vice captain. Known far and wide as an extraordinary healer, Serys now sets her sights on a new challenge: opening a bakery in the quaint town of Eldoria. As her guild grapples with the shock, Serys plunges into the world of flour, yeast, and confections. Will her skills and resilience as a healer translate into the delicate art of baking? Can she rise to the occasion, or will the siren call of adventure lure her back to the front lines of perilous quests? Join Serys on her day-to-day journey as a beginner baker. Watch her navigate the trials of perfecting pastries, forging bonds with the townsfolk, and discovering new forms of magic in the kitchen. As she crafts delectable treats, Serys faces the ultimate test: finding the joy and fulfillment in the simple, yet profound, art of baking.

Tom Scott never intended to become a hero. Accidentally summoned to another world after the true hero had already arrived, he was left to carve his own path. Over the years, his incredible skill and tenacity earned him the title of an S-class adventurer, celebrated and respected across the land. But after a decade of relentless quests and battles, Tom yearns for peace. Memories of a serene countryside—its lush green forests, golden wheat fields, and a tranquil lake—call out to him. Determined to leave the chaos behind, he sets his sights on this idyllic haven to start a new chapter in life. Yet, even in retirement, the world has a way of pulling adventurers back into its fold. Can Tom truly find the quiet life he seeks, or will his past follow him to the countryside? author's note: I have used that name so redundantly on my reruns of Stardew Valley

Nobody knows where they came from. Their whereabouts have even less in the way of answers and theories. Answers, and Theories. That's all they are. All they want you to know. We all believed the last of the druids went out with the last purge our queen did. Something she does to cleanse the land of magic. In her words, only she could possess it. But the druids didn't go out. Not when the vines swirl around the royal guard, thorns pricking the skin deep enough to bleed. Pirates. Pirates are a threat. The land isn't safe, but neither are the seas. Not with their self appointed queen, Lull. Not with sea monsters at her beck and call. A demigod rising to divinity, her way paved with the blood of thousands. For weeks, the rivers ran red, the valley grass stained copper-crimson. And now, the kindly queen Divina has gone mad. The woods are as dark as her soul. Watch your back.

In a world where power means everything, where cultivators can shatter mountains and reshape reality itself, Lin Kai takes a different path. While others rush towards power, he seeks understanding. While they force their way through cultivation, he observes the subtle flows of natural law. His azure pendant, a mysterious treasure found with him as an infant, marks him as different—but different isn't always welcome in a world that values brute force over wisdom. At the prestigious Frost Valley Academy, Lin Kai's methodical approach raises eyebrows and questions. Why would a genius cultivator deliberately slow his advancement? What secrets lie behind his unique understanding of cultivation? And why does his presence make even Core Formation masters pause? But those who underestimate him learn quickly—true power isn't just about destroying mountains. Sometimes, the quietest stream cuts the deepest path. Follow Lin Kai's journey as he treads an untaken road of cultivation, where each step reveals new mysteries and each breakthrough reshapes not just his power, but his understanding of reality itself. In a realm where gods walk and immortals scheme, can his path of perfect understanding lead to the peak of power? "Path of Eternal Dao" - Where wisdom meets power, and true strength lies in knowing the way.

After the alarms, sirens and nuclear warnings, Kai wakes up in an empty white room. With no idea what to do, he just waits for anything to happen...hoping something will happen. Only when the voice of...something... breaks him out of the monotonous life of the white room, he realises the problems he will have to face just to survive. Note - First few chapters are slow, monotonous and downright terrible, I mean, just going back and looking at chapter three has me cringing. My writing gets better as the story goes on, but it still has a few info dumps. The first few chapter are the shortest by far, like chapter 30 is the same length as 1, 2 and part of ch 3 combined. Honestly, you can just skim the first five and then maybe read it a little more in depth. Thanks, and please, go easy on the first chapters, I already hate them. Schedule is new chapter every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday.

Shadows of Blood Valley" weaves a tale of intrigue and mystique. Haizen and Nova, two brothers bound by blood and burdened by their past, find themselves thrust into a world of darkness and deceit. As they navigate the treacherous landscape of Blood Valley, they uncover a web of secrets that threatens to unravel the fabric of reality itself. From hidden enclaves of sorcery to forgotten ruins steeped in legend, every step they take leads them deeper into the heart of darkness. SOBV I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad too https://patreon.com/Vixorlord?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

the legend of a lost crown and the heir who vanished with it has lingered for centuries. Eldros' once-glorious capital lies in the heart of mist-shrouded mountains, where only whispers of its past greatness remain. The land of Varyndor, now fractured by war, corruption, and untold darkness, has forgotten the true heir to the throne—a monarch who could unite the realms and bring peace. The story follows a lone wanderer, cloaked in shadow, who carries a sword stained with the sins of their past. With no memory of their true heritage, they are driven by visions of a long-forgotten prophecy: a mysterious wanderer will return to reclaim the Shattered Crown and restore balance. As they journey through desolate ruins, cursed valleys, and blood-soaked battlefields, the wanderer faces not only the treacherous remnants of Eldros' enemies but also the ghosts of their own haunted history. As the wanderer's quest brings them closer to the hidden capital, they uncover secrets that bind them to the ancient magic of the land—and to the royal bloodline they never knew they belonged to. However, the closer they come to claiming the crown, the more they realize that the real danger lies not in the fractured lands, but in the shadow of their own past, long buried but never forgotten. In a world where the lines between friend and foe blur, the wanderer must decide whether they are fated to restore the kingdom—or if the very throne they seek is cursed beyond redemption. A tale of destiny, self-discovery, and the struggle against a dark past, The Shattered Crown is a journey through a world ravaged by time and magic, where the greatest enemy may be the truth itself.

Rio Hollar is a loving and crazy girl. Mayhem follows her everywhere and she always thinks she's not the problem. Before her 20th birthday she met Cole Valley, a white haired guy who seemed to have this strange air around him. She hate him at first glance and decided to distance herself from him, but certain situations have them almost always together. And soon their each others unhealthy obsession, but Cole still has a secret.

Twelve-year-old Oliver Hall’s life changes when he’s invited to Eastford Academy of Magic, a stunning school nestled in a valley surrounded by enchanting hills. Sorted into Ignis House with his new friends, Lily and Ethan, Oliver dives into a world of spellbinding classes, magical creatures, and thrilling adventures. But the academy isn’t without its challenges. Rivalries with the ambitious Umbra House and the mysteries of Eastford’s past test Oliver’s courage and friendship. As strange events threaten the school, Oliver must uncover his potential to protect the place he now calls home. A journey of magic, friendship, and self-discovery awaits!

It was a cold dark night in Maslom just like every other night. No matter how many street lights were placed outside the night never got any safer. .... Imagine waking up in jail and that you have transmigrated into a world were monster that eat flesh roam in the dark. " Sir the virus containment area has expanded is about to take over the city." . . " Sir, Blue megalodon has just caused the 15 species of fish to go extinct." . . "Countless jelly insects have been reported to be seen infecting men, women, and children without discrimination. Please pay attention, as they can appear in the water, ground, and air." " Damn why is this game taking so long to load." Nassim sigh while in a depths of a valley the ground shifts into perfect square and become the world best soil. (The cover art does not belong to me and the credit is to the artist who created it. If the artist wants me to take it down, contact me and I'll take it down.)

Rosella, a heart-wrenching tale of a girl who seeks to find the truth about her mysterious past. Join our main character as she journeys through the valleys of betrayal, mountains of love, and many other emotional roller coasters. Will she find the courage to uncover and face the truth? or will she die trying?

Damon Salvatore. Metro Makayla. Mattie Sylvester. Jayden Cruze. Four devilish rebels who came to the world at the same moment but with different parents. Born and brought up in a world known as the Mafia world, these blood thirsty demons are known as the ÃLPHA BØYS. The monsters of crystal college, crystal college is one of the biggest and greatest colleges in the whole of Australia. The biggest Continental college, students both from afar and near wants to be a student of the college. Being amidst the students, that's the only way you can get a glimpse of the ÃLPHA BØYS. Their words are law and they're free to kill and torment anyone who ragged up in the school grounds. They're the toppers bullies in the college, but were still Loved by everybody in the school. Mostly the girls. Meanwhile on the other side we have Skylar Harper, a young teen girl of eighteen years old, nice curves, simple minded and gentle. Did I say gentle I mean crazy!!!!! She's not someone you want to mess with, don't get involved with her if you love your damn nose. She has the voice of a siren, so enchanting that whoever listens to her songs falls in love with her. She has a glass shape of a temptress, very beautiful and sexy. Immediately she entered crystal college, she became the dream of every boy. What happens when she gets admitted into Crystal college, home of the gods???? What happens when amidst the ÃLPHA BØYS two of them listened to her singing and both fell in love with her??? Who's Willing to back down??? Who's gonna get her at the end?????? Crystal college is a school full of drama, madness and many more, if you wanna find out more Just hop onto this ride with me, don't you dare miss out!

As a child, Adam Graves was cursed with the ability to read people's minds and forced to live in isolation for several years. Now, he makes an effort to reintegrate into society in the town of Stone Valley however, things aren't that easy when you know people's true intentions. One day, Adam discovers an anomaly— A girl whose mind he cannot read! Just who is this girl? Why can't I read her mind? In his search for answers he discovers the Occult research club—A place filled with people who were cursed just like him. He joins them to explore the mysteries of Stone Valley and figure out a way to break his curse.... That said, his main objective still remains unchanged—This girl whose mind he cannot read; What goes on in there? What secrets is she hiding? and what other faces does she have apart from the one she shows the world. Join us for a story full of Strategies, Deception, Betrayals and so much more where the stakes are high and intelligence even higher. Hold on to your seats and enjoy the ride! Author's Note: —This is a work of Fiction. any relation to events or people living or dead is purely coincidental —This is my first work! feedback and tips for improvement are greatly appreciated. Thanks

"Darkness That's the only way to explain what I see. I'm entrapped in a dark, empty void of nothingness. All I see? Darkness. All  I hear? "Isn't it lovely? All alone? Heart made of glass. My mind of stone" Singing. Singing? Wait who's singing There's a voice. A female voice. Her voice is heaven but...who is she?" Kyle's an introvert. And doesn't have many friends and doesn't get much attention. And he's fine with it. He's also fine with his parents ignoring his very existence. The only problem? Who's gonna save him when he encounters a bear? And who's gonna look for him when he's lost and unconscious in the forest. The lady of the woods. A mysterious beauty with a magical voice, residing in the forest. People from kyles town have heard of her before. The spoke tales, describing her as a siren, a succubus,  a tempting devil, and a wicked witch. What happens when you enter her territory? And what happens when Kyle wakes up in her home?

Twenty-year-old Kaito Rose, who goes by "Ice," never believed in the supernatural until he meets a ghost named Nia by a creek at sunset. His unique ability to see spirits, particularly demons known as Echos, leads to tragedy when his entire family is murdered by one of these entities. Guided by Nia, a mysterious "Lost Echo" hunted by her own kind, Ice ventures into the land of the dead seeking revenge. After consuming an Echo's lungs to gain supernatural powers, he confronts the God of Death, known as The Siren, who reveals they've been manipulating events all along. The Siren captures Nia and subjects Ice to psychological torture, forcing him to relive his worst memories through a mysterious whistle. As Ice struggles between the world of the living and the dead, he must uncover the truth about Nia's nature, The Siren's ultimate plans, and his own destiny as someone who can bridge both realms.

Clove is like a magnetic force. Wherever she goes she is to always bring chaos with her. “Clove! For the last time, you cannot superglue someone’s lunchbox shut!” “But he said I look like a starving bear,” mini Clove replied, twirling her pigtail like she hadn’t just started World War III in the cafeteria. From a young age, Clove had a talent for finding herself at the epicenter of every schoolyard squabble, prank, and questionable decision. And growing up only sharpened her skills. Now, she doesn’t even need to try. Trouble practically invites itself. “Ma’am, you can’t just park in the fire lane.” “Why not? There’s no fire right now.” “It’s illegal!” “Relax. If there’s an emergency, I’ll move it.” “Ma’am—” Cue fire truck sirens in the distance. “I said I’ll move if there’s an emergency!” Clove yells, rolling up her window in ignorance. (Minutes later) [Phone rings] “…Hello?” “Hey mom.” “Who is this?” “It’s Clove, your daughter?” “…Clove?…why are you calling me from a police station?” Anyone she meets somehow gets swept up in her whirlwind of chaos. But what happens when Clove meets someone who refuses to be thrown off balance? A ruthless, ice-cold businessman with a wallet bigger than his personality—and whose patience for people is thinner than a parking ticket.