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Text:""" Tak pernah keluarga Jord menduga bahwa menantu mereka, seorang pecundang di mata mereka, ternyata adalah Sang Penguasa Naga yang telah hidup selama ribuan tahun... """

Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.

Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation". Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure. Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world… Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent. While other Apostles can only use one game character… Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use. While other Apostles are still using weak human characters... Lin Xun is already using powerful monster BOSS characters. … Then one day, when Lin Xun brings a terrifying BOSS into the real world... "Would you believe me if I said I'm here to save the world?"

Ethan is a prince who is sold into slavery for being useless. He eventually finds himself amidst several other people like himself who make a plan for escape. The plan succeeds, but leaves him scarred for life.

Reina’s life is a mosaic of love, betrayal, and devastating secrets. Confined to her sickbed, she writes one final letter—a confession meant for the postman who has become a silent presence in her life. Years ago, Reina betrayed her best friend and family, embarking on a forbidden affair with her best friend’s husband. The choices she made left scars on everyone she loved, including a child she was forced to give up. Now, as her strength fades, Reina must face the consequences of her actions and the unspoken truth she’s carried all these years. But the postman is no ordinary messenger—he’s the son she abandoned long ago. Through her letter, Reina seeks forgiveness and redemption, hoping her words will bridge the gap between them before it’s too late. A Letter to the Postman is a heart-wrenching story of love, loss, and reconciliation, exploring the fragile ties that bind family and the courage it takes to confront the past.

One was for gold, two is for a secret never to be told. The search for the splitting pearl will also lead to the truth of the history of this world. Let us hope that our main hero, or villain of the story, Tsung Yue will guide us through the true judgment of equilibrium. *For character design and story-related art, you can search for my username on Tumblr :) love y’all, mwah. (ok how do power stones work) P.S.: I apologize for the lack of information and the corny synopsis but you can get the context from chapter 0.

Life had never been kind to Ethan. It had given him nothing but pain, loneliness, and poverty. He had lived in the countryside, barely surviving, with no hope for tomorrow. That was, until he met her—the girl of his dreams, who gave him a purpose, a reason to live. Every day, he worked tirelessly, scraping by, with no real sense of direction or freedom to pursue his desires. Yet, he endured, clinging to the thought that she awaited him at home. Then came the disaster that destroyed everything, forcing him to start anew as Aldric Blackthorne. Stepping into a world of supernatural powers, he became determined to seek revenge on the one who had stolen his reason to live.

Three friends one night in Japan receives a text message from an unknown number offering money for killing Yakuza; their journey of friendship in military drama begins. Their fight for life and friendship does take in a lot of places to champion their enemies they never intended to see or know about and save the world they live in.

Alex , after being murder by an assassin when she was investigating a forensic case in her office , opened her eyes in a different place . It was not a royal bedroom next to a prince but a dangerous cliff. Her whole body was injured as she was on a small landing in the upper centre of the cliff which was about to fall off. After a big struggle she managed to climb up to the ground, then suddenly a rush of memories reached her in an instant. They were horrible, it was of a cruel woman who abused a cute little man and did many awful things. But wait, these memories seem different, looking at the front from the cliff , she saw a ruined city. After seeing her face in the lake side she believed that she was transmigrated in the body of Yin Alex and from the memories she learnt that this world is ABO world, which just has suffered through an Apocalypse which destroyed many things and decrease population but this also gave most people some kind of level and elements power to which they could fight the monsters. Moreover the original host of the body is a loser, scumbag and noob Alpha, who has a cute omega husband, a three year old kid and 2 cute siblings. Not only had she abused them everyday, she couldn't even go up in her life, living a poor life, as a harasser, alcoholic and let her family starve. "Why ?! Just why do I have to transmigrate here ?! Should I run away ? but where?!!!!" Not only Alex can't run away, but she have to clean up the mess Yin Alex, the original host, has created and also bring the traumatic husband of here's to a happy life by pampering him everyday with all she could . She also have to take care of three little children plus improve her reputation. "What have I gotten myself into?!!" Moreover the one who pushed Yin Alex, the original host, down the cliff was no one other than her weak and cute little husband , Yi Liu . "He won't try to kill me again right? I have to do something?" Join the journey of Alex from becoming a loser Alpha to a top Alpha in this post apocalyptic world and her romance with Yi Liu who is cute but also vicious? This story contains:- Female Alpha X Male omega , ABO world, post apocalyptic era , mpreg and also BL , GL as side characters. (the is my original but the cover is not mine)

In a world where mathematics and cosmic forces intertwine, Jake Vietnam was born from the Stellar Heavenly Child. Guided by the teachings of Kirk Weiler, the enigmatic author of the sacred eMath texts, Jake assembles a group of friends versed in the arcane arts of mathematics.

We’ve all read love stories. Heck, we all wished we could live in a love story. These beautiful literatures of romance have always had a certain defined flow to them that we’ve become accustomed to, a flow that rattles the kaleidoscope of butterflies within our stomachs.. There is always a meeting, gentle and warm… the falling in love, fiery and exciting.. the falling out of love, sad and heart wrenching… and the happily ever after, beautiful and seemingly forever… Oh how we love the beautiful things romance stories being us; the first kiss, the first ‘I love you’ and not to mention, the ‘forever’… But what about the events that come after that? What about the post ‘happily ever after’ struggles that people in love face but never speak of? What about the loneliness, the doubt, the lies, the boredom… …the possibility of INFIDELITY…. This is an internal monologue of a story, narrated from the perspective of a man struggling with the challenges a failing marriage brings with it, and of course, also told from the perspective.. of HER.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?” As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place. [Installing files. 1% done…] As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...] I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch. “Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…” […12%...13%...14%...] Unable to affect the situation in the least, I stare dejectedly at the percentage increase, while my mind starts exploring the possible explanations. In the end, as the percentage hits 90%, I narrow it down to three possibilities. The first possibility is that I am in fact still unconscious and this is all a product of my mind. I pinch myself and whimper at the pain, as in my nervousness I used almost all my strength. Nope, the first is out. The second possibility is that I have completely lost my mind and am suffering from delusions. Hmm, I cannot exclude this, but while possible, I don’t think that this is it. The only thing out of the ordinary is that fucking line of text. The third possibility … [Installation successful!] The text disappears and a new message appears in my eyes… The third possibility … is that I gained a system. I read the message with my mouth agape at the implications. [Welcome user, to the Perverted Daddy System!] Fuck… TAGS: Mind control, manipulation, corruption, sleep sex, rape, blackmail, oyakodon

this will be a compilation of random short stories I’ve made. there will be no schedule.

Betrayed by the man she trusted, Detective Aurora faced death's door. When suddenly, a mysterious voice whispered in her ear: "Human, do you want to make a contract?" Faced with the imminent end, she took that hand that had plunged into the swamp of death and stepped beyond the edge that separates the worlds.

Ray and Leah dated for a while then when summer came around and they couldn't meet Ray suddenly got a text from Leah stating that she no longer loves him but when they met again she acted as if nothing happen and was her usual self around Ray.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

"I will become a legend!" This was the burning desire within me. Above all, I longed to be the legendary figure of a tale, one that would be told for millennia. But how could I achieve this in a world where the value of humanity lies in the collective? This yearning drove me to become a prominent figure in our world. Yet, at the end of my life, with that dream nearly extinguished, I felt a bitter disillusionment. Then, I was reborn into a new world. Who would have thought? Here, I could truly become a legend. The dream, once dormant, now awakens with full force.

Gl Novel

What would happen if two teenagers who belonged to the same school who never came upon each other before, just to get a text from each other? 

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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In the bustling corners of the online world, Tianya Forum has nurtured countless eye-catching "divine posts". These divine posts are like shining stars, each emitting a unique light, illuminating the path for many netizens to explore knowledge, seek fun, and appreciate life. There is a Tianya Divine post that revolves around the theme of suspense and exploration. The story begins with an ordinary netizen accidentally discovering an ancient book in his hometown's old house that has been sealed off for a long time, filled with mysterious symbols and obscure texts. Out of curiosity, this netizen took photos of some content from ancient books and posted them on the Tianya forum, seeking help from netizens for interpretation, thus embarking on a thrilling journey of exploration. Many netizens from all over the world with different professional backgrounds have participated in the discussion. Some speculate that this may be related to a mysterious sect in ancient times, while others think that there may be clues hidden in lost treasures. As everyone delved deeper into clues and exchanged ideas, a series of bizarre modern events unexpectedly emerged, as if the mysterious power behind the ancient books had been secretly influencing the current world. During this period, some people constantly encountered inexplicable dangers, while others discovered clues pointing to hidden places. The plot of the entire post is pushed forward layer by layer as everyone solves ancient book puzzles and deals with successive dangers. The plot is full of ups and downs, making people unable to resist chasing after updates and wanting to explore the truth hidden behind the dust of history.

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