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"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)

When suitcases get swapped at the airport in Seoul, Min-jae, a wealthy and meticulously disciplined Korean, encounters Claire, a seductive and charismatic Frenchwoman whose curves and carefree attitude wreak havoc on his perfectly organized life. At first glance, Min-jae finds himself captivated by her – or more precisely, by her unapologetic confidence and a body that defies all norms of Korean modesty. As he tries to resolve the suitcase mix-up, Min-jae grapples with his own prejudices and feelings that leave him completely bewildered. Claire, on the other hand, sees him as overly rigid and questions his intentions, adding fuel to their comedic yet fiery clashes. As their worlds collide, their attraction becomes undeniable, but cultural differences, language barriers, and conflicting expectations threaten to tear them apart. Will Min-jae convince Claire that their opposites are exactly what draw them together? This humorous and passionate tale delves into love, desire, and the unpredictable paths of fate.

After an untimely death from overwork, Bai Yu awakens in a new world as Bai Changsheng, a penniless young man burdened by the collapse of his family and the ridicule of his village. Armed with only his skill at playing the suona—an instrument central to funerals—he strives to survive amidst poverty, betrayal, and the harshness of rural life. But when he completes his first funeral in this new world, an extraordinary Funeral Cultivation System reveals itself, granting him power, abilities, and even glimpses of immortality for performing funeral rites. Along with the mysterious Record of Burial, a tome that promises untold secrets of heaven and earth, Bai Yu discovers that every funeral he attends is a step toward strength and greatness. Guided by his sharp mind, a loyal black dog companion named Old Mo, and a newfound determination, Bai Yu sets out to transform his life. From reclaiming his family’s honor to uncovering the mysteries of the system, his path is filled with battles, supernatural encounters, and moments of dark humor. In this world, the suona isn’t just an instrument—it’s his weapon, his voice, and his key to defying fate. Will Bai Yu ascend to immortality, or will the weight of life and death crush him?

—William Cole, he traído a tu esposa de vuelta a casa —dijo un joven al salir de un BMW negro. La esposa de William Cole, Ruth Amanecer, también salió del asiento del pasajero. El hombre levantó la vista, su mirada se encontró con la de William en la ventana del segundo piso y sonrió: —Bueno, ¿qué dices? ¿La subo? —preguntó.

In a world ravaged by a zombie apocalypse, emergency unit doctor Kate is thrust into a nightmare beyond her worst fears. As chaos reigns, she transforms from a timid caregiver into a fierce survivor, navigating the remnants of civilization in search of her missing brother. Along the way, Kate encounters a group of survivor who ignites feelings she never expected But survival is a double-edged sword. Kate must rely on her newfound strength and the bonds she’s forged to find safety. Just when she believes she’s found a sanctuary, kate has to look for more survivor. Along with her new found friends, Kate faces the horrors of the world and the uncertainty In a gripping tale filled with humor, resilience, and unexpected love, Shadows of the Undead explores the depths of human connection in a landscape where every heartbeat could be your last. Will Kate find her way and discover a future worth fighting for, or will the shadows consume her forever?

Takahiro Nao, a 25-year-old drowning in debt and despair, lives only for his struggling family. Every sacrifice he makes is for them—until a selfless act costs him his life. Instead of the end, Nao encounters a Goddess of Benevolence who offers him a miraculous deal: “Live in a new world, and your efforts there will support your family back on Earth.” Reborn into the dead body of Naoki von Blackmore, the so-called "Failed Hero," he finds himself burdened with the daunting task of saving the world by defeating the Demon King—all while supporting the family he cherishes. Armed with formidable powers yet haunted by his past failures, Nao steps into a dangerous realm of swords, magic, and ferocious monsters. Facing relentless enemies, harrowing trials of life and death, and an unyielding fate, he’s forced to confront the ultimate question: how far is he willing to go to protect the people he loves? Filled with emotional struggles, determination, unexpected humor, and even a touch of romance, this thrilling story asks a powerful question: What would you risk for the people you love? PS: You can see these novel illustrations in my Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. Facebook: Author Navirunavi/Reincarnated in Another World for My Family (FB Page) Instagram: @author.navirunaviii TikTok: @author.navirunavi

Reborn as Javier De Armand, the youngest son of a lower rank noble household, former salaryman Nakamura Junichi faces a world of privilege, chaos, and responsibility.From his earliest days as a baby to his rise as a formidable adult, Javier’s life is anything but simple., Javier must navigate the expectations of noble society while pursuing his own freedom and dreams. As he grows, he learns that nobility comes with its burdens—managing territories, forging alliances, defending against enemies, and earning the respect of both his peers and the commoners he vows to protect. But life as a noble is no fairy tale. Rival families scheme for power, enemy threaten the borders, and kingdoms teeter on the brink of war. Being the youngest son places Javier in a unique position. Neither the heir nor the spare, he must carve out his own role within his family and society. With his sharp mind, decisive personality, and memories of his past life, Javier takes on challenges that many would shy away from.Recruit allies and build his own influence, carefully balancing his desire for independence with the duties expected of him as a noble. Along the way, he must navigate family dynamics, political challenges, and his ambition to leave a lasting mark on this fantastical world. In a realm where strength, wit, and cunning reign supreme, Javier's journey blends humor, slice-of-life moments, and lighthearted chaos as he crafts his own destiny while keeping those closest to him by his side.

Ella Foster is a self-proclaimed genius, coffee addict, and all-around bookworm. But when she wakes up inside her favorite 1800s historical romance novel, she's not the beautiful heroine or even the fabulous villainess. Nope. She's Eleanor Fletcher, a 17-year-old orphaned commoner with zero importance to the story-a complete throwaway character. No grand destiny. No powerful connections. Just poverty, a bakery job, and shoes so uncomfortable they might be a crime. Armed with her modern-day knowledge and fueled by a mix of sheer determination and sarcasm, Ella decides she's not going to be just another background extra. She's got a plan: open a shop, create mind-blowing inventions, and maybe even introduce indoor plumbing (these people have no idea what they're missing). Filled with humor, heart, and a dash of romance, I've Been Novelled! is a fun, clever twist on the isekai genre, where one girl's genius inventions-and a touch of 21st-century sass-might just change the course of a very different history. NB ( I don't post on weekends)

Author's Note: This story is heavily inspired by Lord of Mysteries—what I humorously refer to as my "make-a-wish version." Awakening in an unfamiliar body, the main character discovers he has taken over the body of a forgotten man in a fantasy world that transcends a single era. A world shaped by rituals, alchemy, divination, and the presence of mysterious deities. As he struggles to unravel his identity, he is drawn into the secrets of alchemy, ancient mysteries, and the hidden truths that shaped this extraordinary realm.

In a universe where dimensions collide and ancient forces shape reality, Yumi, a clumsy young magician, discovers within herself a power capable of rewriting existence. Without knowing why, she becomes the target of a shadowy organization seeking to release a forbidden spell, sealed for millennia, to throw the cosmos into irreversible chaos. Alongside her friends and Akira, an enigmatic shadow wizard from another dimension, Yumi is drawn into an epic journey filled with battles against colossal monsters, ancient dragons and enemies more dangerous than she could imagine. Between moments of clumsy humor and surprising revelations, Yumi will need to master her powers and face truths about herself and the universe. As the fate of every dimension hangs in the balance, Yumi and her allies discover that the greatest strength lies not just in magic, but in the courage to defy the impossible. The world will never be the same.

Um detetive que decide tirar uma semana de folga em uma cabana isolada na natureza. Sua tentativa de descanso é abruptamente interrompida quando o céu assume uma cor carmesim escura e nuvens negras se acumulam, criando uma atmosfera sinistra. Pessoas começam a desaparecer misteriosamente na região, e o detetive decide investigar por conta própria. Durante sua investigação, ele encontra um líquido negro espesso que surge nos locais dos desaparecimentos. Este líquido viscoso e sinistro não apenas marca os pontos afetados, mas também dá origem a monstros grotescos e aterrorizantes que atacam a área. À medida que o detetive se aprofunda no mistério, ele percebe que a solução pode estar ligada a uma complexa rede de eventos e conexões que desafiam sua compreensão. Com o perigo crescente representado pelos monstros e pelo líquido negro, Oliver deve desvendar a conexão entre esses fenômenos e os desaparecimentos, tendo que descobrir a verdade por trás desses eventos sobrenaturais antes que eles se espalhem e causem danos irreparáveis. A solução do mistério não apenas determinará o destino da região, mas também o levará a enfrentar o maior desafio da humanidade.

Alex, the Unseen Blade, wasn't supposed to steal the spotlight. In the grand tapestry of fate, he was merely a supporting color, a whisper in the shadows against the hero's blazing sun. Gifted with powers that defied logic and shrouded in an aura of enigma, Alex could bend time, dance with death, and erase himself from existence. Yet, he yearned for a life on the sidelines, a quiet escape from the chaos destined for the "chosen ones." But fate, it seemed, had a cruel sense of humor. When an ancient prophecy awakens a slumbering evil, the hero falls short, his light sputtering in the face of darkness. Thrust into the unwilling limelight, Alex must choose: embrace his extraordinary abilities and forge his own path, or watch the world crumble under the weight of a prophecy he never asked for. https://discord.gg/KGDCdNnW

Jiho’s life is as ordinary as it gets—boring classes, nagging friends, and zero excitement. That is, until a mysterious app called Fate Rewrite appears on his phone one night. The app promises to change his destiny, but Jiho thinks it’s a prank—until it singles out Mirae, the quiet, enigmatic girl in his class, as his first “thread.” Mirae has always been a mystery to everyone, keeping to herself and clutching her ever-present notebook. But when Jiho accidentally gets a glimpse of its contents—or lack thereof—he realizes there’s more to her than meets the eye. As the app nudges him closer to Mirae, Jiho finds himself entangled in a web of secrets he’s not sure he’s ready to uncover. Each step closer to Mirae unlocks a new layer of her guarded life, but it also comes with strange occurrences—cryptic messages, unsettling visions, and whispers of something much bigger at play. Jiho’s once-simple world is flipped upside down as he’s forced to decide: how far is he willing to go to rewrite fate, and is Mirae truly the key to his future—or a threat to it? With a mix of romantic tension, sharp humor, and a dash of thriller, Fate Rewrite explores how one small decision can unravel the threads of destiny and weave something entirely unexpected. (discontinued)

In the beautiful town of Birchwood, where myth and reality collide, African/American Robert Bassey’s life took a drastic turn. His father's gruesome murder at the hands (or paws) of the Easter Bunny set him on a perilous path. Now, as a private detective specializing in the supernatural, Rob wields mystical martial arts to battle monsters and unravel paranormal mysteries. With his quick wit, sharp instincts, and ancient wisdom, Rob protects Birchwood and the world from malevolent forces lurking in the shadows. Joined by his loyal friends, Rob navigates treacherous landscapes and alternate dimensions, confronting creatures you can only imagine. As Rob delves deeper into the mysteries of his father's death, he uncovers a world of magic, mythology, and forgotten histories. With each case, he edges closer to the truth about the universe and all of existence. The Supernatural Private Detective is a heartwarming and exciting story that combines: - Action-packed martial arts -Creative abilities and powers - Supernatural mystery and suspense - Humor, heart, and unexpected alliances To give you the best reading experience of your life. Step into this wonderful world I’ve created. Thank you.

Humanity is fated to be doomed. Extraterrestrial invaders, extradimensional threats, and enemies from every corner of existence converge to ensure one thing. Extinction. But one man has an ingenious plan. After countless failures and resets, Surreal had finally figured it out. If the mission is to preserve humanity, why not simply annihilate it first? By becoming the last human standing, he can wipe the slate clean and rewrite the rules of the new civilization. This way, he will have more leverage on what needs to be or to be not—to brace for the near-endless rounds of judgment days. “Am I hearing this right?” One could find themselves taken aback by that ridiculous plan. “Are you, for real?” “No, I’m Surreal.” Armed with black magic, a twisted sense of humor, and a growing army of supersoldiers and conceptual warriors. Surreal is ready to wage war across timelines and alternate Earths. From bending reality to battling other multiversal counterparts of Earth’s chosen ones, he is ready to compromise this one last chance to save humanity and bury the countless years of despair and sorrow. Failure is not an option. — Expect for an over-the-top, action-packed saga of surreal strategy, chaotic timelines, and unorthodox warfare. Absurdity is the main theme, and things will only get crazier as the story goes on.

Ji Hoon is a handsome young man with a towering height, a stern face with a sharp jawline, but often adorned with an ignorant smile that makes him look humorous and relaxed. His eyes are sharp, but they never look scary - instead, they exude confidence. His appearance is neat and well-groomed, reflecting his family's upper-class status. At school, Ji Hoon is known to be popular, humorous, and often makes the atmosphere lively with his jokes or sometimes annoying behavior. However, underneath his laid-back demeanor, he has a caring side that is rarely seen by others. Soo Jin is a simple girl with an ordinary appearance, even inconspicuous. Her hair is long but often looks frizzy, as if it's rarely taken care of properly. Her face is actually sweet, but is often hidden behind a hesitant and nervous expression. Her body is slightly thin, reflecting her life of struggle. Soo Jin is not the type of girl who easily attracts attention, but behind her simplicity, she is someone who has a strong heart and a great sense of responsibility, especially towards her family.

Seorang penggemar berat game "The Failed Swordsman of the Sylvania" tiba-tiba mendapati dirinya terjebak di dunia game favoritnya. Namun, alih-alih menjadi pahlawan atau tokoh utama, ia malah terbangun sebagai Ed Rothtaylor, seorang karakter tambahan kelas tiga yang tidak penting dan ditakdirkan untuk hidup menyedihkan. Ed adalah bangsawan sombong yang diusir dari keluarganya karena berbagai skandal memalukan. Tanpa dukungan keluarga, ia harus bertahan hidup di Akademi Sylvania, tempat yang dipenuhi oleh individu berbakat dan ambisius. Dengan statistik kemampuan yang menyedihkan dan masa depan suram yang menantinya, Ed harus berjuang melawan nasib buruknya. Namun, Ed bukan Ed yang lama. Dengan pengetahuan mendalam tentang game dan alur ceritanya, ia bertekad mengubah takdirnya yang menyedihkan. Tidak ada ambisi besar seperti menyelamatkan dunia atau menjadi pahlawan, ia hanya ingin bertahan, lulus dari akademi, dan menjalani hidup damai. Di tengah upayanya, ia terjebak dalam berbagai konflik di akademi, bertemu dengan tokoh utama game, menghadapi intrik-intrik magis, dan perlahan mulai menemukan kekuatan sejatinya yang tersembunyi di balik statistik rendahnya. Dalam perjalanan yang penuh humor, tragedi, dan ketegangan, Ed menyadari bahwa bahkan karakter tambahan pun memiliki kesempatan untuk menjadi tokoh utama dalam hidupnya sendiri. "Extra Academy" adalah kisah yang penuh dengan perjuangan bertahan hidup, pertumbuhan karakter, dan strategi cerdas, dibalut dengan dinamika dunia magis yang penuh warna.

2025 © Marcos Torres All rights reserved. Universe of Shadow and Blood. In the Tianhuan Sect, after the death of the Master of Silent Mist Peak Jing Wu Feng, the succession of leadership falls to the young Yi Meixue. But in order for her to inherit the title, Lin Ziyu, her shizun, has decided to lead her to the top of the mysterious peak, facing dangerous trials that no one has dared to confront. Lin Ziyu is a legend shrouded in silence. The Sect knows him as the soft-spoken, aloof swordsman whose simple lies never entirely conceal the mystery that surrounds him. However, few know that he was once an official of the imperial court, accused of treason and forced to flee to the region of the famous Rio Negro - a place where time bends and many secrets are hidden. Returning from there with unfathomable power and an almost ethereal serenity, Lin Ziyu is both enigmatic and inscrutable, capable of provoking fear and fascination in equal measure. Alongside Yi Meixue, he ended up facing internal rivals and the supernatural forces that protect Silent Mist Peak. But what begins as a mission of succession soon turns into something deeper when Yi Meixue discovers the secrets that Lin Ziyu tries so hard to hide. While Yi Meixue defies her own fragility to protect what is most precious, Lin Ziyu must decide whether the weight of love is worth more than the safety of its mysteries. In the end, will the strength he has gained be enough to save them both from a fate that unfolds like winter itself: beautiful, cruel and inevitable?

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

This captivating story revolves around a boy on an adventurous quest to find his soulmate. But that's just the beginning! He finds himself in a series of bizarre and fascinating scenarios that are sure to intrigue you, filled with humor and delight. As a harem story, be ready to keep track of all his potential soulmates! The pace is exhilarating, but if you prefer to understand the logic behind every event, you may need to hang on—it prioritizes entertainment over complexity. If you’re in the mood for a fun and engaging read, this story is tailored for you. I apologize for any grammatical errors you might encounter and welcome your feedback. As I embark on this new journey in writing, your support is invaluable to me. While I may be a bit laid-back, I assure you that updates will be delivered every Thursday and Friday. Caution: Please note that this story includes strong language and mature themes, so reader discretion is advised. Warning: This is a fictional and fantastical tale that doesn’t aim to offend any group—be it by society, gender, caste, community, religion, or race. It does not glorify crime or violence, nor does it disrespect women or promote inequality. The goal is purely to entertain, so dive in and enjoy without taking offense. As I sign off, I sincerely hope for your support. Thank you for being part of this journey!

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

A story of love, humor, and one foolish human’s quest to win the heart of the goddess who changed his destiny.

Esta historia trata sobre la vida de los diferentes tipos de razas y especies que todas y muchas se encuentran en el mundo de los protagonistas que son 6 que se van conociendo a lo largo de la historia. Los primeros son dos hermanos gemelos mestizos de una relación "Humano y Alien" tienen la apariencia de un Alien aunque en realidad esta especie de Aliens también tenía una apariencia similar a la de los humanos sólo que estos eran más altos (llegando a medir hasta 4 metros) y sus pupilas no tenían brillo alguno y eran solo de color negro. Estos gemelos tienen los poderes de su padre Alien los cuales son variados y lo van descubriendo con el tiempo que avanza la historia pero ya conocen la mayoría de estos. Pero lo más importante es tener en claro la gran variedad de criaturas en este mundo.

In a kingdom plagued by the insidious disease known as Loke's, societal norms have drastically changed, leading to a culture of fear and repression. People speak in hushed tones, avoid physical contact, and express extreme political correctness, resulting in the banning of humor, alcohol, and even brothels. The once-vibrant kingdom descends into monotony and despair. Amidst this chaos, Glamy, a blacksmith who had dedicated his life to pleasure and fulfilling his deceased brother's wishes, finds himself struggling against the new reality. He teams up with Durz, his cat companion, and Ungol, a praying mantis, to confront the source of the disease... Here you can find more pictures to this work https://discord.gg/87kjcHF7d2

Destiny has a twisted sense of humor. When half-human Aurora Chen meets her fated mate, Alpha heir Julian Black, at Blue Moon Academy, her dreams shatter as he publicly rejects her, declaring her unworthy of his pure bloodline. Seeking refuge at a remote Alaskan academy, Aurora discovers an extraordinary truth – she's the last descendant of an ancient dragon shapeshifter lineage. Seven years later, now a respected professor of supernatural genetics, Aurora's world collides with Julian's when a mysterious illness leaves hundreds of wolves unable to shift. Forced to work together, they uncover a sinister plot involving forced mutations and stolen dragon DNA. As they race against time to save the wolf species, old wounds reopen and buried secrets emerge. But when Aurora's true nature as a dragon-wolf hybrid becomes the key to everyone's salvation, she must choose: keep her heritage hidden or risk everything to save those who once rejected her – including the man who both broke and still holds her heart. In a world where fate gives second chances, Aurora and Julian learn that true power lies not in blood purity, but in the courage to trust love again.

Yuki Matsuda just wanted a peaceful university life. Being a pretty boy was troublesome enough - the last thing he needed was more attention.But fate (and a clumsy genius) had other plans.When he literally runs into Sakura Momose, the brilliant but disaster-prone graduate student he's been secretly watching from afar, his life takes an unexpected turn. One accidental splash of her experimental formula later, and Yuki faces a startling reality: he's going to transform into a cute loli within the next seven days.Now, with Sakura promising to "take responsibility," Yuki must navigate university life while slowly shrinking out of his clothes. Between hiding his transformation from classmates, learning to deal with his changing body, and trying not to fall for the adorable scientist responsible for his predicament, peaceful is definitely off the table.But maybe, just maybe, becoming a girl isn't the worst thing that could happen - especially when it means getting closer to the one person who makes his heart race, even if she did accidentally turn him into a loli.Join Yuki on this sweet, humorous, and sometimes chaotic journey of self-discovery, unexpected romance, and learning that love doesn't care what size or gender you are - though it certainly helps if your crush is the one who caused it all in the first place!

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate. But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her. In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.

In a futuristic world where animal hybrids can shift between human and animal forms, Ralph, a witty American red wolf hybrid, finds himself trapped in the high-security Endangered Hybrid Zone. Living under constant surveillance, he’s made numerous escape attempts—but none have succeeded. Despite the odds, Ralph is determined to break free from the system that keeps him confined. Teaming up with a mysterious and cold-hearted cheetah hybrid, Ralph navigates the dangerous divisions between the Endangered and Common Hybrid Zones, where loyalty and survival are tested. As Ralph and his unlikely allies face threats from both the system and each other, they must learn to trust and fight together for their freedom. Extinct is a fast-paced, action-packed adventure where humor and high-stakes battles collide. As Ralph challenges everything he knows, he uncovers deeper secrets that could change the fate of all hybrids. Will he escape his prison, or will the system win once again?

Synopsis: At St. Hartwell Academy, an elite private school known for its prestigious reputation, a secret festers beneath the surface. The students are brilliant, ambitious, and from some of the most influential families, but they hide a darker reality—one filled with underground politics, power struggles, and dangerous alliances. Enter Daniel Cross, a seemingly ordinary new student who is secretly selected to be the head prefect, a position of immense power and responsibility. His mission? To clean up the school’s hidden chaos, one carefully orchestrated step at a time. But Daniel isn’t your typical goody-two-shoes prefect. Armed with intelligence, charisma, and a knack for reading people, Daniel plans to take control from the inside, making allies and uncovering the secrets others would kill to protect. As he navigates this new world of rivalries, power plays, and unspoken rules, Daniel forms an unlikely alliance with Lila Montgomery, a charming but enigmatic student with her own hidden agenda. Together, they will challenge the establishment and confront the darker corners of the school. But can they trust each other, or is everyone at St. Hartwell playing their own game? With humor, intrigue, and a series of high-stakes challenges ahead, Daniel’s journey is just beginning. The road to power is never easy—and in a place like St. Hartwell, even the brightest minds can get lost in the shadows. Will Daniel rise to the top, or will the secrets of the school consume him first? Join Daniel in this thrilling school life drama, where every friendship could be a betrayal, and every rule is meant to be bent.