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Chiste Humor Negro

I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!! ——— ——— ——— Read My Review Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5
KhyaaL · 13.1K Views

Cursed Bride Of The Damned Vampire King

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)
Pluma_W143 · 314K Views

A Bruxa Amaldiçoada Do Diabo

``` A história de um homem que traz a morte e de uma garota que a nega. ---- Na montanha assombrada no reino, dizem que vivia uma bruxa. Ela nasceu princesa. Mas, mesmo antes de seu nascimento, o sacerdote a declarou amaldiçoada e exigiu sua morte. Eles envenenaram a mãe para matar o bebê antes de ela dar à luz, mas o bebê nasceu da mãe morta — uma criança amaldiçoada. Uma e outra vez, eles tentaram matar o bebê, mas ela milagrosamente sobreviveu a cada tentativa. Desistindo, eles a abandonaram na montanha assombrada para morrer, mas ela ainda sobreviveu naquela terra estéril — Uma bruxa. 'Por que ela não morre?' Anos depois, o povo finalmente teve o suficiente da bruxa e decidiu queimar a montanha. Mas o Diabo chegou para resgatá-la e a levou com ele daquele lugar em chamas, porque morrer ainda não era seu destino. Draven Amaris. O Dragão Negro, que governava os seres sobrenaturais, o Diabo com quem ninguém desejava cruzar o caminho. Ele odiava os humanos, mas essa certa garota humana o puxava para si sempre que estava em perigo. 'Ela é realmente uma humana?' Ele levou a humana com ele e nomeou essa misteriosamente persistente garota "Ember", um pedaço de carvão incandescente em um fogo moribundo. Uma alma manchada de vingança e a escuridão do inferno, ressurgiria das cinzas e cumpriria sua vingança. ------ Este é o segundo livro da série Os Diabos e Bruxas. O primeiro livro é - A filha da bruxa e o filho do Diabo. Ambos os livros estão conectados, mas você pode lê-los como independentes. ```
Mynovel20 · 126.2K Views
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