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When A Filipino got Isekai'd with a Twist ! "only I can summon those!"

When a Filipino Brings a Gundam to a Sword Fight > "Oh great, another summoner. Just what we need—more useless adventurers." > > *Famous last words from Sir Knight-Who-Got-His-Butt-Kicked* Look, getting isekai'd is already weird enough, but being a Filipino summoner in a fantasy world? That's like bringing *balut* to a fancy French dinner party – completely unexpected and guaranteed to raise some eyebrows. Picture this: There I was, contemplating whether to have *sisig* or *adobo* for dinner, when suddenly – **POOF!** – I got yeet'd into Medieval Times™ faster than my mom could throw her legendary tsinelas. And what did the universe decide to gift me with? The supposedly "weakest" class: *a summoner*. But here's where it gets *interesting*. These fantasy folks thought I'd be pulling rabbits out of hats or summoning cute forest creatures. **Boy, were they in for a surprise!** Because while they were expecting wooden sticks and basic swords, I was busy figuring out if I could summon: * My mom's battle-tested tsinelas (with +20 critical hit, mind you) * A fully-loaded M16 *Armor you say? " How about a mask raider suit! Or iron man armor!(credit to marvel ) * And oh yeah, *casual flex*, **AN ENTIRE FREAKING GUNDAM** Let me tell you something funny about being the "weak" summoner – when you can call forth weapons that would make Michael Bay weep tears of explosive joy, suddenly nobody's laughing at your class choice anymore. Welcome to my story of how a Pinoy turned the summoner class from zero to hero, one ridiculous weapon at a time.
WrathBuh69 · 6.1K Views

Apocalypse: After Reanimation, I Became The Queen

Betrayed. Ridiculed. Killed. That was my past life. I trusted the wrong people, and they buried me for it. But fate wasn’t done with me yet. When I opened my eyes again, it wasn’t in my old body—it was in a world overrun by the undead. And this time, I was one of them. A fucking zombie! But I’m not like the others. I think. I feel. I remember. What’s this voice in my head? [Welcome to the Silent Requiem System!] The system feeds me power, unlocking missions and skill buried within this body. I have one goal: rise in rank, take control, and make sure no one ever tramples me again. The humans I move with have no idea what I really am. To them, I’m just another survivor, clawing my way to the top. But in battle, I use my abilities in secret—manipulating the undead, eliminating threats, and turning every fight in my favor. But rumors are spreading. There’s talk of an undead hiding among them, unseen and unstoppable. If they find out the truth, they’ll hunt me down like a monster. And my past? It’s here too. The people who betrayed me in my last life are standing right beside me, unaware of who I am. But I remember them. They turned on me once—I won’t give them the chance to do it again. Then there’s him. The commander of the city, sharp-eyed and ruthless. He’s watching me too closely, asking too many questions. If he figures out the truth, I’ll have to make a choice: eliminate him, outplay him… or pull him into my trap before he can destroy me. Because in this world, power is the only thing that matters. And this time, I refuse to be at the bottom. *** "How did you survive when everyone else died?" I guess death just didn’t want me. "Why do the zombies ignore you?" Maybe I just have a face they don’t like. "You were just a nobody yesterday—how are you suddenly so strong?" Hard work, luck… and a little bit of hex. "Why do I feel like I've seen you somewhere before?" Déjà vu’s a funny thing, isn’t it? "What are you?" Wouldn’t you like to know?
HeeSha_TA · 13.9K Views

Evolution In The Realm of Ridiculousness

Elias Thorne, a man plagued by a unique form of amnesia, loses his memories every 12 to 13 hours. He let go of the precious family for the greater good of not becoming a burden for them. One fateful night, he dies in a terrorist attack. The path to his next life is somehow swapped by an old man. He awakens in a new world brimming with magic and mythical creatures. Reborn in the body of an almost dead guy, Elias discovers he no longer suffers from amnesia. But the world in which he arrived is a chaotic one. To his surprise, he is gifted by "The Old Man" as a form of compensation along with a few words, "Go Wild." The gift was a little... You've saved a woman. You've unlocked the titles of the “Savior” series. The titles are 1. Hero, 2. Savior, 3. Rescuer, 4. Guardian, 5. Good Samaritan, 6. Knight in Shining Armor... You've obtained a sword. You've unlocked the titles of the "Blades of Valor" series. The titles are 1. Swordsman, 2. Knight, 3. Samurai, 4. Blademaster... You've dominated a woman. You've unlocked the titles of the "King of Dominion" series. The titles are 1. Abuser, 2. Tyrant, 3. Manipulator, 4. Patriarch, 5. Leader... Under the title effect of Swordsman, you can learn all of its skills. The skills are 1. Sword Handling, 2. Shadow Step, 3. Slicing Strike, 4. Double Slash, 5. Silent Slash... Just when I thought that I was favored by the heavens... The host's current body is not capable of using the skills. Sword Handling's Proficiency has increased by 0.01 %. Sword Handling - 3.04% Swordsman Proficiency (Novice)- 1/1000 "What?!"
Psycho_Rawal · 41.8K Views
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