Food Jokes

I'm gonna say this now this book is mainly a comedy fantasy series so it's more like a mix of konosuba and boondocks. there will be harsh language and corny jokes you have been warned. The story will be following a group of adventurers on there day to day adventure and mission. in the group we have a hot vampire that loves to act like she's rich and spends off the groups money. a tomboy werewolf girl who loves eating to much food and some random op human ( he's black) that as to keep the group feed and a roof over there heads. that's the basic run down hope you enjoy.

Zhao Feng travaille dur pour se prouver meilleur que ses pairs sur le Terrain d'Entraînement des Arts Martiaux, mais juste au moment où il est sur le point d'abandonner, un mystérieux objet noir, semblable à une marbre, fusionne avec son œil gauche, lui octroyant les pouvoirs des dieux anciens. Avec ses nouveaux pouvoirs, Zhao Feng se lance dans le périple pour devenir le plus grand artiste martial de tous les temps.

Zhao Feng arbeitet hart, um zu beweisen, dass er besser ist als seine Mitstreiter auf dem Martial-Arts-Trainingsplatz, aber gerade als er aufgeben will, verschmilzt ein mysteriöses schwarzes, marmorähnliches Objekt mit seinem linken Auge und verleiht ihm die Kräfte der alten Götter. Mit seinen neugewonnenen Kräften macht sich Zhao Feng auf den Weg, der größte Kampfsportler aller Zeiten zu werden.

Chris was born in a world where the humans are not the ones at the top of the food chain. Even when they are the bottom, humans fight each other for power. Whether Chris would survive in such a world or not, read the story to find out.

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

As a joke, Fall chose to create a girl character in an old open world game with the class of Card Master, But that joke soon turned into a large reality. Fall now as his female avatar Fell is transported to the game world similar to that of the game but it has completely different rules and events. What is more concerning was that he was a girl, a Loli with a relatively small hitbox, watch him or should I say her as she survives her new reality and make friends along the way of her long journey and she will find out the lore she created for her character came true.

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him. One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down bar—the kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence. That didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian would—I went darker. Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death. But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That’s wordplay. But who cares? I’m dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I’d have made would have gone to charity—specifically, 0.001% of it. See? I’m generous like that. Anyway, death is death. My story should’ve ended there. But… if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day… and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that’s it. Because, like I said, I don’t care about money. Unfortunately, wishes don’t work that way. Because, well—there was an afterlife. And it was absolutely not what I wished for. ——— ——— ——— Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

A young man accidentally had his soul transferred to the body of a teenager in another world. A world where the strong are respected and the weak will become "food" "Where am I?" That was the first world he said when he arrived in a world he didn't know.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Draven Craftlock was a serial killer who lived for the thrill of the hunt—until a freak accident and a bolt of divine lightning sent him straight to his death. But instead of eternal damnation, he wakes up in a bizarre new reality… as a single drop of blood. Turns out, God has a twisted sense of humor. Stripped of his physical form and bound by three divine rules that prevent him from mindlessly slaughtering his way to the top, Draven now has to find a way to survive in a world of magic, monsters, and gods who see him as nothing more than a mistake to be erased. But he’s not alone—Emma, an eldritch, reality-bending clown, has been assigned to “watch over him” (read: mock him relentlessly). With his instincts still sharp, his bloodthirsty nature barely contained, and his new reality stacked against him, Draven is ready to play the game. If he can’t kill outright, he’ll just have to get creative. After all, rules were made to be broken… right?

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

[Apocalypse x Food Hoarding x Sweet Romance x Female Zombie Protagonist x Super Alpha Male Lead] Torrential rain, typhoons, tsunamis, thunderstorms, geomagnetic disappearance, zombies, monsters, supernatural abilities, and more... Congratulations, you've unlocked the apocalypse storyline! The world is reshuffling, and your survival journey ahead depends on fate, luck, and your own abilities. - While others are still screaming in panic, Xu Duoduo, a survival fanatic, has already stocked up her food storage to the brim! From meat, eggs, and dairy to various canned foods and dry rations, from weapons to all kinds of tools. With her thousand-faced Rubik's Cube space at hand, all supplies are packed and ready to go! However—why did she, despite being fully prepared, turn into a babbling little zombie right from the start?!

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

Hey, people. The name's Mark, but for you — MadMarks. They say they've cobbled together a book about my life. A decent one, no fluff or sob stories. Twenty years old, AK in my hands, and zero friends offline — just matches, training, and the journey from noob to pro player. Reality? That's when I walk out between matches to grab pizza. The rest of the time I'm where reflexes and skill matter, not showing off or mommy's money. What's inside? Harsh jokes, tactics pushed to the limit, me yelling at teammates, crushing opponents, and climbing the tournament ladder. You're either in the know and will laugh at every line, or you'll finally discover why we stare at monitors for hours. And if you're lucky — you'll understand what it's like when thousands of people watch your victories and fails. GG, easy game.

"Yuri, Pringles! We're out of Pringles!" "Great! 8 boxes of ramen! No, 10 boxes in exchange!" "Cola is clearly a product of the devil!" Cider, cola, cookies, ramen. I don't have any, so I'll make them.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

People and animals are all equal. But what if something else comes to the top of the food chain? Kamukura Izuru's experiment failed. Now it's our turn to judge.

Joren "Horen" Vierei has an intimidating appearance. In compensation, he has developed a kind heart: helping people in need, gentle to his surroundings, and always wore a kind smile. Everything was normal until, one random day, a voice entered his head. [Congratulations, you are qualified to receive the Thug System. Do you want to accept? Yes is the only answer.] "Huh? What the-" [Initiating transition. Joren Vierei is now a Level 1 Underling.] Follow Joren as he got abducted by a secret society after determining that he is an [Abnormal], bringing him into a fantasy school full of magicians and mythical creatures. Encounter bizarre situations and figure how Joren will get out of the unwanted life he was forced to have. * This novel includes heavy profanities, dirty jokes, and reduces your chances of going to heaven.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a DnD campaign between good friends.

Cooking food is all about passion, especially if you’re a holder of Michelin Stars. That's how Rafael Levi, a 10-star holder, overworked himself to his death. The next moment, he opened his eyes again, he was no longer on the Earth but in a completely different world. He was reincarnated into another planet that favored magic over food the most. He took over the body of an unnamed youth who was half of his original age and magicless. Gifted with a System, Rafael must make his way to become the Gourmet King and show to his new world that food is more dominant than magic.

Join Leon as he tries to ascends to the top of the food chain to be the strongest in the universe while meeting some friends along the way.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Vincent was a self-taught chef. He loved food more than anything. That’s for sure. Even when the environment he worked in for half of his life became toxic, he never thought of leaving. So, when he tragically died without him knowing, the Goddess of Food asked Artemis, the Goddess who gives second life to those deserving, to reincarnate him. Artemis agreed, but on one condition. She will reincarnate Vincent not in a peaceful world but in a world where heroes become rebellious and declare themselves as the Goddess and Gods. Of course, Artemis never told Vincent about the world he’d reincarnate to. Armed with a system and the weakest skill and job, will Vincent survive in a chaotic world where he needs to fight otherworlder like him? Or will he gain the upper hand using the skill he had and incorporating it with what he’s good at? He will tame every magical beast to help him defeat his enemies. It was easy said and done, but it was actually tough. But to Vincent, he has one special weapon to defeat magical beasts, and it is the thing called FOOD. Of course, nobody hates food, right?

Are my nightmares and illusions indicating something? Why am I the only one who suffers from these strange things and have a red eye in this whole world? Unanswered questions haunt Sada Nozomi every single day. Follow Sada Nozomi as he unravels the mysteries only to find that he is food for himself and otherworldly humans? Read his story as he is the sole man who knows the truth behind forgotten missing humans of the world.

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