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Everything was planned, and in one night, ruined. My best friend. My betrothed. Both backstabbed me in the back. But what they don't know is that I have help, and I will live this life again. And I will make sure I'll do everything different. All Cecelia wanted to do was prove to her father that her and her betrothed Mason were meant to be. After "paying" a shaman to look into the future to say it is meant to be, Cece decides that's not enough and goes on a quest to find Death. She wants to make a deal with him; if Mason and her are true mates, then she will live a long life with him. If not, she wants a do-over, but at WHAT time, or WHEN, Death gets to decide. At the ball, Cece is made aware of her betrothed's betrayal, and is devastated that the affair was made between him and her best friend. After dying from an argument gone very wrong, Death makes an appearance, going back in time.. Cece has a second chance at life. She will make sure EVERYTHING is different. And she will make sure not to make the same choices as last time.

What if you challenge God unilaterally? Ender did so and without God doing anything, humanity defeated him. But God seemed happy and gave him the chance to try to destroy another world.

Summary:  Meng Xing was on his way to send the result of his investigation for his client when suddenly he was hit by a car, and he died on the spot. When he opened his eyes again, he didn't expect to travel in the past, and this time, he became a young master of a wealthy family. What's more, this young master is actually gay, and was arranged to be engaged to another man!  Five years later, just as Meng Xing thought that he will be marrying in a week, the other side forcefully broke up the engagement! He is now free! ... Lin Ze has been excellent since he was young. Not only he is proficient in six arts, but he is even better in martial arts. So, when he was sixteen, he went to jianghu to make his name. But, what he didn't expect before he left was him getting engaged. Five years later, his elder brother called him back to the capital and asked him a favor. What seemingly a familiar capital has actually greatly changed beyond his recognition. It all started with his change of career, which he thought was only temporary. He didn't know that his life would also be changed, and permanently. P(r)etty detective and deeply hidden prince shou x top fighter and wealthy young master gong!

After a tragic and untimely death, Carter finds himself reborn as a meteor, drifting through the vast emptiness of space. Stripped of his human form, he awakens in the cold, unfeeling void of the cosmos as a meteor. https://www.patreon.com/c/Shaxheaven https://discord.gg/urVgPcaR6j

In a realm where power and love intertwine, Deng Min Chi, a royal investigator from the Kingdom of Chan, uncovers a dangerous conspiracy that threatens both his kingdom and the Northern Kingdom. Alongside the mysterious Lin Xuxu, they navigate treacherous politics, hidden alliances, and forbidden love. As the truth behind the Black Shadow Foundation and its dark leader unravels, the line between loyalty and betrayal blurs. Amidst the chaos, love blossoms, but can it survive the weight of royal duty , In a world where every alliance is a game, only those who dare to challenge fate can shape the future. "WE ARE ONE OF THIS GENERATION" is a tale of secrets, passion, and the price of power.

When an intergalactic empire invades the planet, the people of Earth must put together a team of champions to fight the Imperials in a tournament with the fate of the world on the line. Their team consists of a street thug, a serial killer, an adventurer, a distinguished nobleman, and a mysterious masked man. Do these men have what it takes to protect Earth’s freedom or will they be just another planet added to the Emperor’s collection?

Liora findet eine Geheimtür in ihr Kleiderschrank und öffnet sie. Sie fällt in eine schwarze Zimmer und wacht in eine Fantasy Welt auf.

Have you ever wondered what its like to be in a world where no one really loves you?, where no one really cares?. Ninni didn't but now she has to.....

Paris, 1793: Die Französische Revolution erschüttert die Stadt, und inmitten von Barrikaden, Verrat und dem unaufhörlichen Fall der Guillotine beginnt eine gefährliche Liebe. Lucien Dubois, ein scharfsinniger, aber zynischer Buchhändler, trifft auf Céleste d’Armand, eine mutige Adlige, die sich der Sache der Revolution verschrieben hat. Was als zufällige Begegnung in den gefährlichen Straßen von Paris beginnt, entwickelt sich zu einer stürmischen Romanze, die sowohl durch ihre Leidenschaft als auch durch die ständige Gefahr genährt wird. Gemeinsam stellen sie sich den Herausforderungen der Zeit: Verräter in den eigenen Reihen, die unbarmherzige Jagd der königlichen Garde und die blutigen Intrigen der Revolution. Doch als Robespierre die Kontrolle übernimmt und die Revolution außer Kontrolle gerät, stehen Lucien und Céleste vor ihrer größten Herausforderung. Werden sie ihre Liebe bewahren können – oder wird die Guillotine auch ihr Schicksal besiegeln? In diesem packenden historischen Liebesroman voller Spannung, Humor und emotionaler Tiefe kämpfen zwei Menschen um Freiheit, Gerechtigkeit – und ihre Herzen.

Was ist das Leben wenn mein keine Kontrolle darüber hat? Dieses Buch hadelt von einem ziemlich durchschnittlichen Menschen in einer unnormalen Situation. Was er nicht erwartet ist, das sich die komplette Welt schon bald verändern wird. Ob zum positiven oder negativen kann er noch nicht erkennen...Wird er seine Ketten los und dreht er die Welt wieder in die richtige Richtung? Villeicht ist ja er der Schlüssel zur Genesung der gesamten Menschheit...

In a world gripped by ceaseless power struggles, King Henry emerged as a beacon of change, dedicated to eradicating the senseless violence perpetuated by human greed. His life's mission brought temporary peace to the realm, earning him the title of an angel among men. However, the harmony shattered when his adopted son, William, committed the unthinkable act of murdering the benevolent king. The grieving populace gathered to mourn their fallen leader, and in the midst of sorrow, a promise of severe retribution echoed through the air. Arthur, a loyal companion, sought to liberate William, imprisoned under suspicion of regicide. Yet, the young prince, desperate for answers, confronted William about the shocking incident that unfolded before his eyes.

A woman, doomed to live the life of a fantasy romance novels villainess again and again. Decides that this life she will simply be lazy, allow the story to drag her where it may However, the other main characters are acting rather strange this time around. They simply will not leave her to laze about in peace. This is my first book, and also incredibly self indulgent. Created mostly for my own enjoyment. Featuring: an mc who gives no fucks, obsessive male leads, and gratuitous use of fantasy tropes. What more can a gall ask for. (There is no weird sibling stuff, and there is very little of the miscommunication trope. Mostly because I personally dislike that sort of thing.)

Jiang Ming is just a normal teenage girl, has a warm and sweet family, but one day just that one dream changed all Jiang Ming perspective........ She wanted to change everything, to help them , but can she really help them? She only one that knew they were characters in the book but all the characters don't have happy endings. In the end, They became her friends. Can she change their endings ? Can her intervention change their fates? Are their fates already set in stone? Or will her intervene make their fates worse than the original?

Ye Linyuan, a master of Jindan, was reincarnated with the magical art of refining spirits and became a disciple of the Ye family. The magical art of refining spirits can refine spirit objects and make up for the defects of spirit roots and skills. Therefore, Ye Linyuan mainly cultivated water spirit roots and practiced ancient healing skills, which could restore his injuries, blood essence, and life span... Unconsciously, the path of sword cultivation that hurts others and himself, the way of heaven that causes premature aging and shortening life, and the blood soul curse that can only be activated by blood soul, all seem to open the door for him.

“Good grandson, grandpa has no money for the war, burn the money!” Nightmares like this, Zhang Di was happy to mention at least one every day, and then didn't take it seriously. Until one day, he dream that his grandfather was furious: “Brat, why is it so hard to let you burn money? Why don't Grandpa just send someone up there to teach you how to burn paper money by hand!” Grandpa wants to attack the city? That's okay; burn him a bazooka. Grandpa has no money to spend? That's okay; burn two truckloads.” “Boss, zap me a nuke with little boy ...... written on it.” Hell was played out by the grandpas.

“Have you ever wished that a truck would hit you and you would transmigrate into a world filled with swords and magic? Perhaps you wished that you would be a hero, defeating the villains, protecting the land, and receiving all sorts of admiration and love from the people. I would give you one piece of advice. Perish that thought.” -Ravi West *** Ravi West was a hero of indisputable esteem. As a Sentinel, he traveled the Realms, killing villains and saving entire civilizations. His job was everything to him. Until Luxor. Luxor changed everything. Luxor changed him. Ravi was done. The tiredness etched into his bones. He laid down his mantle and vanished. He chose the most boring planet in his memory for his retirement, except this Earth was not like the one he remembered- Nests, monsters, superheroes, and villains filled the streets but that was not his business. He has a plan, a quiet, uncaring life filled with wine, food, and books. But the New Captain at the Bureau seemed to enjoy shattering all his carefully laid plans. He was the most annoying person Ravi had ever met, blonde hair, the most beautiful blue eyes, and a sunny smile, the righteous Arlen Sinclair constantly got involved in cases much bigger than him, dragging Ravi along into his Shenanigans. **** Grumpy, Cynic Shou who doesn't care if the world burns× Golden Retriever, Righteous Gong who is the first to bring the bucket to save the burning world. #Foundfamily #Sliceoflife, #crime, #mystery, #Superheros, #OverpoweredMc, #Protagonistfallsinlovefirst #MutualPampering #Powercouple #Superpowers #Cooking #Farming #yaoi #Detectives #Villains [This book is participating in the WSA contest] Disclaimer: The book cover to be taken down at owner's request.

Ayla hatte nie gedacht, dass ein einziger Abend ihr Leben verändern könnte. Sie war 28 Jahre alt, eine erfolgreiche Anwältin mit einer eisernen Disziplin. Ihr Alltag war eine endlose Abfolge von Terminen, Plädoyers und dem ständigen Streben nach Perfektion. Doch als ihre Freundin Lia sie an diesem kalten Novemberabend in einen exklusiven Club in der Innenstadt mitnahm, wurde Sophies strenges Leben aus den Angeln gehoben.

Jopardi adalah seorang pria yang merupakan seorang keturunan dari keluarga militer. Dia memiliki sebuah kemampuan yaitu melintasi lubang hitam tanpa harus menggunakan alat khusus. Awalnya dia tidak menyangka bahwa dari sekian banyak kandidat yang di ikut sertakan untuk mengikuti test hanya dialah yang bisa lolos melintasi sebuah objek yang bernama lubang hitam tersebut. Kehidupannya berubah drastis ketika dia sudah mulai dengan percobaan-percobaan yang di lakukan oleh sebuah organisasi yang bernama Cavalry. Bahkan dia harus berpisah dengan keluarganya demi menjaga keluarganya agar tetap aman. Kontroversi demi kontroversi yang mencuat membuat Jopardi seakan tidak mengerti kehidupan apa yang sedang dia jalani saat ini. Dia pun dihadapkan dengan sebuah tanggung jawab yang begitu besar. Yaitu menyelamatkan masa depan. Dia mendapatkan sebuah misi untuk melakukan percobaan melintasi lubang hitam melalui sebuah portal. Jopardi banyak dihadapkan dengan kejadian yang tidak pernah dipikirkan sebelumnya. Akankah Jopardi bisa memikul beban besar yang berada di hadapannya saat ini? Dan apakah kehidupan cintanya dengan seorang wanita bernama Juni akan bisa berakhir dengan bahagia?

In 680 BC, a rift opens in the sky, through which monsters invade the world and enslave humanity. Twelve years later, a god sacrifices himself to grant humans hidden powers. With these abilities, humans fight against the monsters and win the first war. The young Rengouji, who had once been stranded on a monster island, embarks on a journey to uncover the reason behind the loss of divine protection. He discovers that an evil god from the underworld is responsible and must defeat him to restore the connection to the gods.

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[MATURE CONTENT] Lise is thrown out of the elven forest after contracting a curse that forces her to make unbridled furious love with someone every night. Now, Lise has to bed at least one man a night, otherwise her body would crumble from the curse and wither away. What's worse, she has developed a taste for lovemaking. Yet, after randomly fooling around for a while, Lise finally makes up her mind about becoming an adventurer and maybe finding a proper cure for this curse. And maybe have some fun along the way.

As a child, Dajit lived in a world where the stars ruled a person's faith and fate. Dajit was born with the power to wield two stars, but one of them remains locked, making him incompetent in society. Let's follow his journey together. "In my first life, after awakening my power, I was met with a string of disasters and regrets that cost me everyone and everything I cared about. By the age of 17, I had been expelled from the nation's most prestigious academy, where I had been accepted for my rare ability to wield dual stars. Lost and aimless, I wandered the streets for days before finding my last hope as an informant and assassin." "As the string was entangling me to death at the age of 24, I saw a ray of hope. My second star has finally been awakened. It was a star never seen before, named 'cosmic abyss,' but rather than granting me the strength to survive, it offered me the chance to change my past and regress. However, this opportunity came with a condition: I would no longer be bound by the fate created by gods, giving me a chance to transform those regrets into a new life."  With the discovery of a new star and a mysterious organisation known as Void aiding Dajit, what path will he choose this time? Read the novel to find out.(Uploading daily until September 25th, 2024).

Dying then getting reincarnated wasn't something I thought possible. Yet here I am. But did it have to reincarnate me into a... skinny dog? A small bone-y deer...? A very hairy, with some feathers, hunched over... thing? 'What the hell am I?' [You are a baby {–––––––}.] 'Hm, a –––––––, aye...' Instead of thinking about my new self, I thought about something else, something bad. I felt the terrible, horrible, terrifying need to make a bad, baad pun. 'Hey, System.' [Yes?] 'Ice to meet you.' [...] I began to chuckle. A few quiet wheezes of air puffing out. [...sigh.] (This novel is on hiatus for now)

The Demon King has been defeated. All the adventurers have returned to their world... except one who slept through the final battle. Now that the world of Sol Mundus is in chaos once again, their only hope is a hero that too tired to save anyone.

When my grandfather died, I didn’t expect anything from him. We were practically strangers. But then came the news: I’d inherited his mansion—and everything in it. That’s when I met them: five beautiful women, each devoted to the estate and unsettlingly loyal to me. They say they’re here to help, to guide me through my inheritance. But then....

Nick and Natalie Dawson are a young couple deeply in debt, struggling to make ends meet. Their financial woes weigh heavily on their once vibrant relationship, leaving them desperate for a way out. In a bid to forget their troubles, they decide to take a trip to Las Vegas, hoping that a stroke of luck might turn their fortunes around. At a high-stakes casino, they cross paths with Rhett Remington, a charismatic and enigmatic billionaire known for his wealth and influence. Intrigued by Natalie’s beauty and presence, Rhett makes an audacious proposal: he offers the Murphys one million dollars in exchange for a single night with Natalie. Shocked and conflicted, Nick and Natalie grapple with the moral implications of such an offer. However, the lure of financial freedom proves too tempting, and they reluctantly agree. The night with Rhett is a whirlwind of luxury and emotion, leaving Natalie both enchanted and confused. She returns to Nick with the promised money, but the experience leaves an indelible mark on their marriage. As they attempt to rebuild their lives with the newfound wealth, Natalie discovers she is pregnant—with Rhett’s child. This revelation shatters the fragile stability they had begun to regain. Nick is torn between his love for Natalie and his resentment towards the circumstances that have upended their lives. Meanwhile, Natalie finds herself increasingly drawn to Rhett, who expresses a genuine interest in being part of her and the baby’s life. His wealth and charm begin to fill the emotional void in Natalie’s heart. Caught between her loyal but wounded husband and the powerful billionaire who fathered her child, Natalie faces an impossible choice. Her decision will determine the future of her family, testing the bonds of love, loyalty, and the true meaning of happiness.