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[ Not interested in winning WSA 2025 ] Being able to get 600 dollars from here can make me happy. Synopsis: Jiang Han was just another survivor in a world overrun by zombies. When death finally caught up to him, he thought it was the end—until he woke up in the body of a mysterious man named Kein Moretti. Memories flooded his mind. He wasn’t just a regular survivor. He was the true heir of the Moretti family, a man whose soul had been stolen at birth. The imposter who took his life had lived in luxury while Kein was cast aside, struggling through an existence that was never meant to be his. Now, the rightful owner has returned. With the AQCC System—a quantum AI that has traveled across timelines just to find him—Kein must uncover the secrets of his past, reclaim his stolen identity, and survive in a world that is far more terrifying than he ever imagined. The apocalypse isn’t just about zombies. It’s about war, power, and forces beyond human comprehension. Magic, advanced technology, and monstrous entities lurk in the shadows, waiting for the day of reckoning. Two paths lie ahead: Path of Heaven or Path of Hell. Most choose the easy way, the Path of Heaven, gaining strength through divine blessings. But Kein… he embraces the darkness. The Path of Hell is dangerous, painful, and could drive him insane. But if he survives—if he endures—he will become something greater than anyone could ever imagine. The world has forgotten the real Kein Moretti. Now, it will remember. Kein Moretti Quote (Inspired by Timothy Ronald): "If you're poor, you're stupid. If you're stupid, you're arrogant." "if you are weak you are stupid. if you are stupid you are arrogant." "Endure the pain of the bitterness of the world and be hyper specific in 1 thing and you will become a monster." Lord of Karbiter Honesty: using Ai to translate my grammar is still bad. Only fool person want to know more even though it feels difficult and impossible. Learn from life's slaps, books, YouTube, experiences of failed.

"Now, go forth, my mortal champion! Conquer this world—or else!" I lived a painfully average life and died by a stupid, stupid accident, but a goddess interfered, giving me a second chance in another world. There, I became royalty—the lazy kind with almost no obligations, free to live in peace and luxury for the rest of my days. Sounds like a dream, right? In reality, it was anything but—because I became *BEE* royalty. A Drone Bee, doomed to die of old age in 2 months! (A humanoid bee, thankfully, but still a bee in all the ways that matter.) The only way to increase my lifespan is to develop and grow my bee colony—a deadly task in a vicious world like this one. There are murderous insect monsters, colossal beasts trampling the earth, other civilizations, natural disasters, and the bitchy patron goddess who absolutely hates me. But as long as I have my brains, my bees, and the powerful genes my system gives me, my Bee Empire will be unstoppable! === For those who want to know more: This is a wholesome comedic story, but it has some dark moments. The focus is on kingdom building, survival as an empire, and interacting with MC’s beautiful bee wife and adorable bee daughters. The bees are all humanoid (see pictures) and human-sized. However, they are still bees in their ways of life and mentality. Although there’s a system, real growth comes from putting effort and time. Nothing happens in an instant in this story, unless it’s trouble. MC acts like an idiot sometimes (oftentimes), but he’s not actually stupid-stupid. When it comes to strategic decisions, he uses logic and reason. Even if you might disagree with it. Also, there will be no smut (ecchi is a fair game), incest, NTR, harem or BL. === Discord is up! Find it at -> https://linktr.ee/Garessta Updates: 2 chapters/day, right after the reset (with a 5% chance of running late). Reply to author's pinned review if you have questions. And I BET that you CAN'T push this novel to top 15 golden ticket rating. If I lose this bet, I will mass release 10 extra chapters! (within 30 calendar days)

Meet Chad: every woman’s already throwing themselves at him, but his heart beats for one—his 2D waifu! Bursting with lewd, perverted humor, cringe-worthy awkwardness, and a nonstop barrage of memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture jabs, this outrageous tale proves real girls can’t compete

Everything changed when he met the strange disciple, Tez, muttering about a Si Su Ten. Or was it System? Shuren is the young master of the Liu Clan, the most powerful sword clan in the world. Grandson of the deceased patriarch, he is determined to become the strongest swordsman and the next leader of the clan. There’s just a slight problem. He’s been cursed, unable to use a sword. Joining the Seven Clouds Sect as a disciple, Shuren dominates the sect. Until a mysterious disciple wielding a 'System' challenges his authority. But ever since then, things have been… changing. A thousand year old inheritance just appeared? The demonic sects have started attacking? There’s a sudden beast tide? The Unhallowed Monolith has awakened, threatening to destroy the entire city? But most importantly, his reputation has fallen to the ground?! You're all courting death, calling me a demon! So be it, I’ll do things my way! https://discord.com/invite/WqYTm6z3n8 Check it out for my secret stash of cultivation meme templates. https://www.patreon.com/flowdenscreed

The Mayan ceremonial dagger had an inscription in the ancient language that read: "Offer thy heart". It's obviously an instruction left by the past inhabitants of this forgotten place, but who would be stupid enough to stab himself in the heart with a rusty old knife found inside a tombstone? After activating my battery pack the dagger shimmers brightly in a cyan light, the creatures are coming, I can hear their steps. 'It's do or die.'

The world was destroyed, torn to shreds by the war as it raged on. With the falling of nuclear bombs, the mutation strangely adapted and became an entirely new element. Those who couldn't withstand this mutation became beings tethering on the edge of life and death, becoming undead. Only a small population remains on the earth now. In this small population, some can adapt to the mutation and awaken unique powers in the apocalypse, while others are entirely unaffected, still like normal people. Ray was just a normal E-class awakener, but a faithful purple crystal changed everything. Through the purple crystal, a "system" activated inside him, which could allow him to get stronger the more he spreads his genes. Necromancer, wizard, martial artist to sorcerer - every single skill was possible as long as he spread his genes. From that moment, Ray walked the path of spreading his genes "for the sake of humanity." Author note: My MC is not some stupid shit who likes the enjoyment of being stupid, although he might not be the most high IQ person but he tries his best to strive for perfection and will do everything to get stronger, also he cares for his woman and doesn't abandon them. Join my Discord(new): https://discord.gg/jKNMtAHfet #no ntr, no yaoi or no yuri

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

A/N: maybe you will like it

THIS NOVEL IS UNDER HIATUS FOR MAJOR EDITING BECAUSE I WAS STUPID, PLEASE DON'T READ IT YET. ***** Atticus, a demi-god from the underworld, was cast out of his parents' realm and banished to the human world. The reason? He had yet to give them any grandchildren. With an untold history as he lived in the human realm, he worked as a butler for his found soulmate, Nolan, in the present time.

>> Dark Forest Rapocalypse Meme Manual > When you mix Animal Planet + 8 Mile + Black Mirror in a witch's cauldron, then sprinkle Bitcoin mining residue – congrats, you've brewed this hellish allegory stew!

Once upon a time, in a faraway world... an overpowered guy decided to fart - which resulted in some shenanigans. As a result of those shenanigans, now, a highly intelligent 15-year-old boy, Agent Nine, and his sister-friend Agent Six, have to traverse through a potpourri of stupidity to keep on living and enjoying their lives.

Indra woke up with a screeching pain the system sounded and granted him what!!! [The Seven Tails, Saiken Has been sealed inside the host as a starter gift pack!] this ain't a starter pack! this is a godly pack! now I'll show the world true Fear? ... spoiler: Madara: You've betrayed me! indra! indra: me? I didn't, it's your stupid ass (Main Character can curse...a bit much so be prepared)

'No! No! NO! I don't want to be torn by zombies! HELP!' Regrets welled up within Moliya's heart while tears rolled down her bony cheeks. "I hate you all! ALL OF YOU!!!" Looking at the small crowd afar with hatred, Moliya let out a roar. How stupid she has been! HOW VERY STUPID!!! CRACK! With this last sound echoing, Moria's head was squashed like a tomato, and within seconds, was swallowed by the tallest and ugliest zombie that got hold of her. **************************************** Date: April 23rd, 2024 Location: New Heng City, Xiang Province, Jiuzhou Kingdom "ARH! ARH!" Moliya sat up suddenly, panting for breath and sweating like a hot dog. -------------------------------------------------------- The cover does not belong to me.

Have you ever seen a hamster die of old age? Ask any hamster owner, and they’ll tell you the most horrifying story you’ve ever heard. Drowned in a toilet, trapped in a laundry machine, electrocuted by a phone charger, or worst of all, vanished without a trace, only for the cat to look way too satisfied. Hamsters never go peacefully. But what if they were given intelligence? Would they finally live out their full lifespans? Or would it just make them understand how cruel their tiny existence really is? And what if it wasn’t just the hamsters? What if every rodent, mice, rats, guinea pigs, became smart enough to stop being prey? Fifty years after the experiment, rodents have done more than just survive. They’ve built underground civilizations, mastered tools, and even begun whispering about a war. Because they know the truth now: the world was never made for them. But something else changed. Something bigger. Because humans weren’t the only ones playing with intelligence. The cats were watching. And now? They aren’t just hunters. They’re rulers. Tacticians. Puppet masters. They don’t just chase their food anymore. They lure it in. And they’re so patient. Nibble, a clueless but strangely lovable hamster, never asked to be part of this. He just wanted food, warmth, and a nice safe burrow. Instead, he’s running for his life alongside his scrappy siblings, his battle-hardened mother, and his utterly stupid but weirdly lucky guinea pig father. Because the cats? They don’t want food. They want control. And in the end, it’s not about who’s smart. It’s about who stays prey, and who finally fights back. "Wait... why is my cat just sitting there, staring at me?" "Why are you looking at me like that... like you know something?" "Wait. Why are your paws, why are they—why are they bloody?" "...Where’s my baby?!!"

"I'm not impressed." He said and Kalina guessed the laughter in his words. "Still." She returned, trying to match his amusement and completely failing. That man had a knack for annoying her, that was for sure. ¿Why? Kalina didn't know for sure. She felt a little stupid about the discovery, but there was something else. Something attracted her to him, that was undeniable.

Ordinary and abnormal overlap, just like the deep sea and the sea surface. Above the sea, tall buildings stand in rows, the world is normal, and mortals operate as precisely as gears, and their lives are in order. Under the deep sea, there are upside-down doors, secret histories, and countless taboos sunk in the sea - thaumaturgy, memes/anti-memes, reality distortion, narrative layers, pataphysics, divinity/supreme divinity... Only a very few people can glimpse a corner of the truth. Is it lucky? Or unfortunate? sean traveled to this magical world, and countless possibilities unfolded in front of him. …

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

A collection of my brains stupid ideas! Mostly fantasy, but romance, blood, revenge etc. can also be found! Enjoy! For the contents, look below in "contents" :) Please excuse spelling/grammar mistakes, I am from Germany :) Thank you :) And on a side note: the stories get better the more recent they are, I too have to practice!

The souls, naturally born good, forged in the smithy dubbed reality eventually turns evil or chipped can be healed with a mysterious blend of alchemy, plague and some stupid heroics.

"The gods are losing, and they’re throwing disposable heroes at the problem. I’m just the latest fool on the list." When Daion wakes up in a void, faced with a sarcastic, all-powerful "god," he quickly realizes two things: He’s dead. His afterlife is a joke. With no memories, no blessings, and no choice, he’s dumped into a dying world overrun by corrupt monsters, where the gods are losing a war they refuse to fight themselves. The so-called "heroes" sent before him? Dead. Useless. Forgotten. Armed with a cursed gauntlet he can’t remove, a sword that radiates something… wrong, and a power system he doesn’t understand, Daion must navigate a brutal world where the strong exploit the weak, summoned ones are feared more than revered, and the gods treat mortals like pieces on a board. No destiny. No prophecy. No divine protection. Just a cruel game where survival is the only rule. But if the gods think he’s just another disposable pawn… they’re in for a surprise.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

Sophia Lopez is a nerdy girl going through university that resurrects in a fantasy world. Gathering information and power is the key to return to her world and deliver her final essay in time.

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

“You are like a ray of light that brightened up the darkest moment of my life.” “The moment my eyes landed on you, I already planned everything to take you.” ____ Cheng Yuze was the CEO of the KGF Bank, the most powerful and influential bank in Ru City. His characteristics were known as cold and distant, especially toward women. This man was handsome, rich, and most importantly, intelligent, very intelligent which was what he was always proud of. Opening her eyes, she found that she had lost her memories. She didn’t remember anything besides her name. Before she could figure out the situation, she was pushed into marrying the Eldest Young Master of the Cheng Family by her stepmother because of the agreement from a decade ago between the two families. Cheng Yuze found this wife of his seemed to be stupid. No matter what he asked, she always responded to him with ‘I don’t know.’ which made Cheng Yuze so furious that he could cough up blood on the spot. How would everyone react if they knew he had such a stupid wife? _____ Beware‼️ -This is an original story. -The cover is an AI image.

The time of legends has ended. The Holy Westphalian Empire is in decline. The demon wave is coming. Humanity's only source of salvation: the hero of prophecy. Too bad they end up summoning the clueless college student William and his friend Quincy by accident. Together, these two idiots must save humanity while experiencing pain and stupidity along the way.

Set in a world experiencing an apocalypse, mc is sent back to 3 months before the apocalypse to make things right . . . The mc is overpowered from the start and he can be stupid at times you Know, it's just like giving nukes to a boy in puberty this novel is purely fantasy. English isn't my first language, so there might be some errors