Irony Poisoning

The girl’s words flowed into her like poison in her bloodstream… “greedy bitch” – those were her exact words that he told his mistress about his wife!!. She never expected him to think of her this way! our marriage was a contract but I thought there were mutual respect between us..I had to wait three years to hear such words, and here I was, stuck in the bathroom of the hosts of this party. I waited until the two women left, then stepped out, feeling suffocated, as if something had changed forever in their cold marriage.

As a cultivator who once stood high above the clouds, gazing upon all beings, what path should Xiao Qiang tread upon in this unfamiliar world? Embark on a life of unrestrained cultivation, allowing his poison to ripple far and wide. Xiao Qiang envisions founding his own empire in this urban realm!

Jiang Chengxuan accidentally transmigrated to the immortal cultivation world and accidentally obtained the immortal cultivation heritage. However, his qualifications were really low, and after a hundred years of hard work, he was still unable to advance to the Foundation Establishment Realm. Just when he was discouraged, he came to a mortal city in silence, ready to end his life. That was when he got the long-awaited cheats. Detected that the host has achieved 100 years of immortal cultivation, hereby granting a life extension fruit, which can increase the life expectancy by one year. The next achievement task was now issued. Please complete the quest a hundred times. Complete it to achieve the honor of completing the quest a hundred times and you can get a chance to complete the quest smoothly. Ding! Please complete 100 times of technique practice, and achieve it to obtain a sense of perfection in technique inheritance jade talisman. Please complete 100 times of energy training to enhance the foundation bone. Please complete 100 times of talisman-making achievements... Please complete 100 times of enlightenment achievement... Please complete 100 times of alchemy achievement... Please complete 100 times of poisoning achievement... Please... Unknowingly, when Jiang Chengxuan heard the system's prompt again, he was told that there were no more achievements worthy of him to complete, because his existence itself was already an achievement that could never be surpassed.

Ella always believed she was living a blissful life with a loving father, stepmother, and a doting husband. Even her half-sister seemed to treat her with kindness. But it was all an illusion. They were all after the vast inheritance Ella was set to receive from her grandmother! The so-called family affection and love were fake. Her stepsister and husband had been secretly together for a long time, plotting to seize Ella's fortune. On her birthday, they poisoned Ella’s drink and pushed her into the ocean. Ella has been reborn! Given a second chance at life, she won't fall into their tender traps again. Instead, she will rise and fight back, reclaiming everything that rightfully belongs to her!

Dakota is an average high school student, that happened to live in the creepy old house at the end of her street. Her life changed the night she was bitten by a small creature and almost lost her life to its poison.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

The charm of farming life in springtime is profound. Transmigrated into the life of a pregnant abandoned wife, Bai Ruozhu resolved to live off the land, the water, and the space, striving to prosper through farming and trading with her cute baby. In passing, she also hopes to find a handsome man to be a father to her child. But that masked demon, could you please stop climbing my window all the time? ====== Other completed works include "The Poison Doctor of the Noble House," "Fortune Meets Wisdom," "Reborn and Refusing to Marry the Wealthy," and more. With proven quality, you're welcome to jump right into these adventurous plots!

In the aftermath of a brutal massacre that leaves the Hamsa Kingdom in ruins, a lone soldier awakens amidst the carnage. Stabbed through the heart but somehow alive, he escapes the chaos, driven only by the will to survive. With no family and no way to pay for his salvation, he finds an unlikely savior in Druva, an alchemy master known for his expertise in poisons. In exchange for his life, the soldier, named Aditya, agrees to serve Druva for three years, learning the deadly arts of alchemy. As he recovers, Aditya discovers that the world he once knew is far smaller than he imagined, and the path he now walks will shape not only his future but the fate of those around him. From survivor to vanisher, his journey is just beginning.

For accidentally poisoning his own master, Luo Fan loses his grandmaster cultivation and is banished from his sect. He ends up in Xianru, an empire dominated by the largest dark sect in the continent, the Eternal Damnation Sect, led by the notorious bearer of the Ancient Demonic Core, the devil who called himself Ruan Yanjun. Blind and suffering from an unknown illness, he sets out in the secular world for the first time. All he wants now is to lead an ordinary life as an ordinary man. But Ruan Yanjun is not about to let that happen. After searching for the banished priest for months, he finally finds Luo Fan in the care of a woman. The once revered grandmaster and Divine Mage is now broken, blind, and dying. However, he still sees hope. He is willing to do everything to nurture him back to his former self and sit him on a throne, whether he likes it or not. It’s not out of kindness, of course. He is not called the Devil of the South for no reason.

Yong Lu was a toxin researcher during his short life. Being infected with a strong poison of an albino frog whom, he knew it wasn't long before he would leave the world. Facing such a situation, he didn't lose his spirit but used his last moments to do what he had wanted during his whole research. ... When Yong Lu woke up again, he found himself in another world... as a human with a slight mutation of a frog. ... Follow Yong Lu as a evolves from a Human to a Frog while cultivating immortality!

Is the Royal poisonous mushroom all right? The prodigal son of the Royal family, once a beloved Prince of Kingdom Lechen, had to put down the crown in exchange for being the principle figure of an unparalleled scandal. The Royal mushroom, Björn Denyster. As a property to the Hardy family, she was scammed and destroyed, and thrown to be sold into the marriage market. She was Erna Hardy. – Today, when she was going to be sold as a wife to either a drunkard or an irredeemable garbage, the problematic prince, Björn Denyster appears to be the savior. You’re just a token, Miss Erna. Don’t try to consume the poisonous mushroom. Or you’ll die.

After the event humans had termed as the new beginning, people had received strange magical powers and beasts mutated, and the world changed in incomprehensible ways as the planet became bigger and monsters ran amok. Gideon is seen as a disappointment as he has a very weak poison affinity and is often mocked and bullied by his peers and was almost disowned by his parents on multiple occasions. But things change when he is about to die but then a strange green bead falls from a spatial crack and lands on his head granting his the poison system. The world will shake under his feet and the gods will tremble at his name. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cover art is not mine

I died in an explosion—a betrayal engineered by the man I trusted most. But instead of the end, I woke up in a new body. A noblewoman’s body. Evelina, disgraced and hated, accused of poisoning the Crown Prince of a kingdom where werewolves rule the land. And worse? The man whose life I supposedly tried to end is now my fated mate. Damian, the Crown Prince, is as cold as the moonlight that binds us, his piercing silver eyes filled with distrust every time they land on me. He doesn’t believe my innocence, and frankly, I don’t care. My only priority is survival in this dangerous, medieval world—and figuring out why fate decided to shove me into the life of a traitor. But the longer I’m near Damian, the harder it is to ignore the pull between us—the undeniable heat of the mate bond that makes his touch electric and his presence intoxicating. Enemies lurk in the shadows, including the woman who thinks she should be his Luna. Court intrigue spirals out of control, and the person behind Evelina’s betrayal might be closer than I realize. Damian’s trust is my only shield, but when the truth of my transmigration comes to light, I’m not sure even that will be enough to save me. Because in this world, it’s not love that conquers all—it’s power. And mine might not be enough.

"You're breathing," 'Is he crazy?' Liora thought. 'of course I breathe.' She rolled her eyes inwardly at his stupidity but didn't dare to show it to him. Caspian kept staring at her, making Liora uncomfortable. She pulled her hand away, attempting to free herself from his grasp, but Caspian tightened his hold. "I'm not finished yet," he said before opening the door.

When a mysterious voice announces that their class has been selected to participate in a game of life and death, the students of Class 3-B are shocked and terrified. They are transported to a mysterious a remote island, where they are given bracelets that monitor their vital signs and poison capsule that will detonate inside them if they break the rules. Adding to their terror, each student soon realized they'd gained a supernatural ability-abilities that could just as easily save them or turn them into deadly weapons. As the game begins, some students try to cooperate, some try to escape, and some try to kill. The game tests their friendships, morals, and sanity, as they face the ultimate choice: kill or be killed.'' [Heavily inspired by Battle Royale(2000)]

Barbara Denkins was obsessed with getting to the root of the killings that had been happening in her district for the past two years but the little clues that was left got to nowhere. But just for once, Barbara got an anonymous call from a kid telling her things about the killer which the kid warned her not to disclose to her fellow detectives. On the path of finding the kid, she got run over by a car. On the thought of it being a nightmare, she found herself waking up in a different room, with different clothes and as a different person in a different world. While on the other hand, Queen Gracia lived her life in silence. She said little and does little as she was expected to but it wasn’t enough for someone tried to kill her by poisoning her meal which led to her finding herself in a strange world she had once dreamt of. Both Clueless and scared of their situation, they try to live each other’s life assuming it to be their ticket home but right on the other hand do they find themselves not wanting to ever go home again. Will they ever conquer one another’s unknown enemy? Will they ever get to go back home?

Stuck in the worst dream possible – the reality of my own creation. Here I am, not the all-powerful author, but an unsuspecting character, woken up in a beggar's body in the world of my own novel. How? Why? I don't know, but what I do know is that I need to survive. My memories of the story's plot are sketchy at best, but I remember enough to know I've got to stick to the main storyline. Life-or-death decisions, cryptic mysteries, formidable enemies, I wrote them all. Now I must face them firsthand. The irony would be delicious if it weren't so deadly. Am I stuck in my worst nightmare or have I been given a chance to rewrite my destiny? Only time will tell. Until then, I’ve got to survive in this Insane world, a plot to follow, and one hell of a story to write... by living it.

What happens when the writer becomes the character? ***** Mia was only meant to write the story, not live it. When a strange twist of fate traps her in the body of Selena, the rejected mate of Alpha Kade, Mia quickly realizes she's stuck in the world she created—a world where betrayal, danger, and death is waiting at every corner. The storyline for Selena as according to Mia was to: poison Arianna, Kade’s new fiancée, and seize control, becoming the Luna. But Mia refuses to play the villain especially when she wrote that in two weeks the villain dies. What happens when the author becomes the character she planned to torture in her story?

In a world of killers and mercenaries, love floats in the air. Warm and intoxicating. It's like sweet and delicious poison. And all are affected. Isn't that wonderfully terrible?

Long Qi, once the most feared demonic cultivator in his world, met his end in a brutal ambush. His soul was shattered, leaving no trace behind. Except, somehow, he wakes up. Reincarnation wasn’t supposed to be his fate. But fate, as always, has a sense of irony. Now, in an unfamiliar world with most of his powers stripped away, Long Qi is forced to navigate his way through an entirely new life, one where survival is his only option. But surviving is boring, and Long Qi doesn’t do boredom. Determined to make the most of this unexpected second chance, he decides to embrace the chaos, and what better way to do that than by working hard? Well, working hard if he ever stops lazing around, that is. With his plans thwarted by a ridiculously "retarded?" little dragon, a problematic new identity, and no cultivation to rely on, Long Qi’s life takes a turn for the absurd. But nothing's ever too hard for a demonic cultivator who’s looking for fun... and maybe a little bit of trouble.

The teenager Chu Chen accidentally lost his footing while picking herbs, and as a result, he got the doppelganger of a golden-winged roc, which could enter the poisonous and foggy Immortal Mountain, which was the site of the battlefield where immortals and devils had fought millions of years ago, and on top of the Immortal Mountain, there were not only the corpses of countless gods and devils and magical treasures, but also a large amount of spiritual medicines and immortal herbs. This immortal mountain where countless gods and devils had perished became Chu Chen's "Super Treasure Trove" as he set out on the path to the Nine Yang Emperor.

Je me suis toujours dit : "Sois juste et honnête, et tu seras récompensé." C’est ainsi que Cécile voyait la vie. Mais avec le temps, elle avait compris que ce n’est pas parce qu’on est juste avec autrui que l’on peut espérer la même chose en retour. La société est ainsi faite : les riches marchent la tête haute, tandis que les pauvres s’inclinent. Cécile n’a jamais eu une vie facile, depuis son enfance jusqu’à aujourd’hui. Elle n’a jamais pu profiter pleinement de l’existence et, ironie du sort, elle s’est parfois inclinée même devant les plus démunis. Un jour, un homme mystérieux apparut devant elle, un homme pour qui les puissants eux-mêmes s’agenouillaient. Il lui dit : "Pour ma vie, demande-moi tout ce que les hommes peuvent posséder ici-bas. Je te le donnerai. Ainsi, je t’accorde trois vœux." Mais quels seront ces trois vœux ? Comment transformeront-ils son existence ? Et qui est cet homme énigmatique prétendant avoir le pouvoir d’exaucer des souhaits ?

"Multiple Personalities" + "Urban Cultivation" I have multiple personalities, each with its own set of god-tier martial arts techniques and unique talents. What's more, I can cultivate together with all my personalities, unlocking countless skills and abilities, making me a living anomaly in an alternate world. I cleanse the city of poisonous beast traffickers and defend humanity against relentless beast hordes. But behind it all, there’s a dark secret lurking, a shadow so immense it sends chills down my spine... Each major turning point in my journey is accompanied by original background music, intensifying the experience and adding a unique flavor to the story.

“I just wanted to find someone to marry why am I getting death threats and being poisoned what the hell!!”

Visha Morticia Tanith spent half her life as an experiment for mad scientists who thought it was a great idea to create a serum for supernatural powers. News flash: It wasn't a great idea. In fact, it caused more trouble than it was worth. Luckily, as short as it was, the second half of her life was spent using the supernatural abilities of decay and poison blood as a hired assassin. Of course, that was after she took revenge on the sadistic scientists and her grandfather, who sold her when she was a child. Now, as she dies from the very powers she was forced to have, she gets the great idea to... go to church and confess her sins?

In a world where danger lurks at every corner, Ruby, an elite assassin for the esteemed Continent Syndicate, finds herself betrayed and abandoned by her superior after successfully eliminating the patriarch of a notorious criminal syndicate. Now, with a hefty bounty on her head, she must navigate a treacherous double life, desperate to evade capture and protect herself from those who seek revenge. However, fate has a twisted sense of irony, leading her to cross paths with Croce, a charming and enigmatic man who stirs feelings she thought long buried. Unbeknownst to Ruby, Croce is the grandson of the very criminal patriarch she once eliminated.

Born as a Traut, Evelyn's life is one of relentless suffering under the oppressive Federation's rule. Her existence is defined by despair, discrimination, and persecution. Suddenly thrown into the spotlight, Evelyn conceals her origins as she embarks on a mission of revenge. She silently awaits her opportunity to strike and bring down the entire Federation regime. *** IMPORTANT NOTICE: This novel does have a system-power, however it comes a bit later in the chapters (but not that late don't worry) because the beginning is mostly story builiding and character development. This is a primarily action/fantasy novel. However, I’ll be dabbling into other genres like mystery and thriller throughout. Please note the mc is not OP out of the gate, but it is a constant progress. There will not be 24/7 action. There are slower chapters that just focus on story building. (If you are looking for a similar theme but action-heavy please check out my other novel called Danger Outside). I highly recommend if you are looking for a novel that focuses on both storybuilding and quality character developments. I will be uploading 1 chapter every week on Sunday mornings EST time. Please express your interests in the comments!!!

"Stay still." He order. "Foolish girl! You think you can get a free pass from here through death." He said in a mocking tone. In her defense, she said, "I was only trying to save you." "Of course, how could I forget? You are my heroine, but isn’t the heroine supposed to be saving me while I fall, and instead you go to hug death." Sarcasm filled in his words, which didn’t go unnoticed as she slightly glared at him. Though his words were simple, it held something more to it than what it actually seemed. Ignoring the glare, he continued, "At least you could have just knocked it off my hands if you were so persistent on being the hero. But it's not like I wasn’t aware." "What do you mean?" she inquired, her face perplexed. Pointing to his eyes for emphasis. "Nothing ever misses these eyes. I knew it was poisoned, but I was still going to drink it; it couldn't hurt me." a proud smile on his face. A surprised expression took over her face before she said, "You never know what new poison has been created to harm you." His lips curled up. "Are you offering yourself as the poison? Because I would definitely take all of it." ---- Vanessa Storm is a witch without abilities; she escaped from her massacred town only to end up in the grasp of a night creature whose hatred for humans was a mystery to many. Will she be able to escape from this one? King Theodore's hatred for humans didn’t stop him from having his own fun. One would have thought that his hatred came naturally from his being a vampire, but there was more to it than what met the eye. ‘Death’ was something Theodore gave instantly, so why should there be a difference in Vanessa’s case?

The Dungeon of Noxious has existed ever since open beta. In the many dungeons of Cataclysmic Realms, only the Dungeon of Noxious has kept its legendary status, being the only dungeon players haven't conquered. It is stated that the master of the dungeon, Noxious, is a plague god. Hence, many players falter before they can catch a glimpse of his figure, succumbing to the various traps, poisons, and monsters in the dungeon. Player A: "Finally, we'll be the first to beat this dungeon, we'll be immortalized! By the way, how many antidotes do we have left?" Player B: "Boss, we have none left" Both: "...'

Read advanced chapters on my patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AMRahi While the whole world is trying to hunt rare beasts and tame them to cultivate unique powers, I became the administrator of a sacred ground in a game, where all sorts of rare beasts flocked to me greedily for benefits! From the Ghost Dragons to the Suntail Phoenixes, from Hydra Ants to Poison Druids, my sacred ground can farm any beast that wants to cultivate!