Puras Mamadas Meme

En el corazón de un volcán, el palacio de hadas mecánico dejado por los antiguos anhelaba un sucesor. La madre sacrificó su vida para obtener el tesoro del sello del palacio de hadas, confiándolo a Ning Zhuo en su lecho de muerte. ¡Sello de Corazón de Buda Demonio! Entregarse a la iluminación y a otros a la demonio. El portador del sello, al grabar ligeramente el Sello del Corazón Demonio, podría controlar los mecanismos como si fueran plumas. Mientras otros lo manejaban, exhaustos en espíritu y pesados en mente; Ning Zhuo podía comandarlo con facilidad, ligero y gracioso como en un baile. Ning Zhuo dijo: "Madre, ¡tu hijo seguramente cumplirá tu confianza y reclamará ese palacio de hadas!" De hecho: El encuentro casual con un secreto animado, donde la habilidad se fusiona con la lógica suprema. Universos que se abren a nuevos reinos, donde la belleza natural rivaliza con los cielos. Campanas antiguas transmiten la ley, bailando bajo la pura radiación de la luna. Con la verdadera forma encarnando mil cosas, ¡quién en el mundo podría contender!

"Gu Dai, aku hanya menikahimu untuk membuat Kakek senang. Kalau orang lain yang menyelamatkan Kakek, aku akan menikahinya dengan cara yang sama! Jangan terlalu tinggi hati!" Selama tiga tahun pernikahan, suami Gu Dai sering menghinanya. Dia tidak akan percaya bahwa dirinya pernah dimanja dan kaya raya jika dia tidak tiba-tiba mendapatkan kembali ingatannya. Mengapa dia dengan rela melayani pria ini selama tiga tahun? Pria ini bahkan cukup hina untuk jatuh cinta dengan wanita lain! Hal pertama yang dilakukan Gu Dai setelah mendapatkan kembali ingatannya adalah bercerai! Rumor menyebar di seluruh ibu kota bahwa gadis dari kawasan kumuh itu bercerai dari Tuan Song! "Serius? Bukannya dia penambang emas?" Semua orang bertanya. "Dia hanya berpura-pura susah didapat. Kalian pikir dia bisa melanjutkan hidupnya?" Tuan Song bertanya. Segera setelah itu, semua orang mengetahui bahwa Gu Dai telah kembali ke keluarga Gu di ibu kota. Kini, dia adalah putri muda dari keluarga terkaya di kota. Ternyata, dia adalah putri muda keluarga Gu yang hilang setelah terjadi kecelakaan kapal pesiar tiga tahun lalu! "Tuan Song, Nyonya Gu jelas tidak selevel denganmu," semua orang berkata. "Lalu apa? Dia tidak tahu cara merencanakan masa depan. Selain uang, dia tidak memiliki apa-apa lagi," Tuan Song berkata. Tak lama setelah itu, orang-orang mulai mengetahui identitas ganda Gu Dai. Dia adalah peretas besar, dokter ajaib, desainer terbaik di negara itu... Dia adalah segalanya yang Song Ling cari. Ketika mereka bertemu lagi, dia meraihnya dan memohon dengan air mata di matanya. "Dai, aku tidak keberatan jika kamu memiliki perasaan terhadap orang lain. Bisakah kamu tetap membiarkanku di sisimu?"

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Pertanyaan: "Ketika pada suatu hari musim panas, kamu menemukan sebuah timun yang tak terduga muncul di vagin seorang wanita cantik di ruang tamu, bagaimana kamu harus menyelamatkannya?" "A. Tarik keluar" "B. Hisap keluar" "C.**********" Bertahun-tahun kemudian, ketika Li Qianfan mengingat kembali kejadian itu, dia menyesal karena tidak memilih C... --------- "Ih, apa yang menekan aku?" Meng Lin secara naluriah berseru, langsung menoleh ke bawah, dan setelah melihat garis yang mengkhawatirkan itu, dia terkejut berkata, "Qianfan, kenapa kamu taruh tongkat putihmu di dalam celanamu? Kamu takut ada yang mencurinya? Biar ipar bantu kamu keluarkan!" Dengan berkata begitu, Meng Lin meraih dengan tangannya… ------ "Ipar, kamu tadi sedang masturbasi ya?" Li Qianfan pura-pura terkejut. "Sebuah timun terjatuh ke dalam vaginku, bisa tolong kamu keluarkan?" Tak heran jika iparnya terlihat sangat haus; itu karena dia sering tidak terpuaskan. "Ipar, jangan menangis, aku akan bantu kamu keluarkannya sekarang juga!" Setelah menawarkan penghiburan, Li Qianfan meletakkan telapak tangannya di paha Meng Lin dan mulai bergerak perlahan menuju tempat timun itu tertanam……

Qiao Nian tinggal di rumah keluarga Qiao selama 18 tahun sebelum orang tua kandungnya menemukannya. Tiba-tiba, semua keluarga kaya di kota itu tahu bahwa keluarga Qiao memiliki anak perempuan palsu! Anak perempuan sejati dari keluarga yang berkecukupan pasti berbakat, lembut dan baik hati. Anak perempuan palsu pasti tidak akan bisa menguasai kemampuan apa pun dan tidak mencapai apa-apa. Semua orang ingin melihat betapa sengsaranya dia ketika dia harus kembali ke lembahnya setelah diusir dari keluarga kaya! Qiao Nian juga berpikir bahwa orang tua kandungnya adalah guru-guru miskin dari Kabupaten Luohe. Siapa sangka bahwa kakaknya mengendarai Phaeton yang harganya tiga ratus ribu yuan! Ayah kandungnya juga seorang profesor yang mengajar di Universitas Tsinghua! Bos besar dari keluarga penjahat itu menjadi penjilat dan membungkuk di depan kakeknya... Qiao Nian terperangah. Ehm... ini tidak sama dengan mengatakan ya! Setelah terbebas dari keluarga penjahat, Qiao Nian bisa menjadi dirinya sendiri. Dia adalah siswa terbaik dalam ujian masuk perguruan tinggi, bintang siaran langsung dan pewaris warisan budaya yang tak ternilai... Identitasnya terungkap dan ketika dia mulai muncul di pencarian teratas di kota, keluarga penjahat itu menjadi pucat. Anti-fans mengejek: Apa gunanya berpura-pura? Bukankah kamu hanya terus mengikuti kakakku setiap hari? Qiao Nian menjawab: Maaf tapi saya sudah punya pasangan. Kakak Sempurna: @Qiao Nian. Izinkan aku memperkenalkannya kepada semua orang. Ini adalah adikku. Kakek Kaya Raya: Cucu kesayanganku, kenapa kamu bekerja keras? Kalau kamu mau sepeda, kakek akan belikan untukmu! Orang kaya dan berpengaruh di Beijing menyebarkan rumor bahwa Master Wang menyembunyikan seorang istri di rumah mewahnya. Tidak peduli seberapa keras orang mencoba membujuknya, dia tak pernah membawanya keluar untuk bertemu orang lain. Jika ditanya, dia akan mengatakan kalimat yang sama. "Istri saya dari pedesaan dan dia pemalu." Itu sampai pada suatu hari ketika seseorang melihat Master Wang yang mulia dan dingin memegang pinggang ramping seorang gadis sambil bersembunyi di sudut dinding dan bergumam dengan mata merah. "Sayang, kapan kamu akan memberiku gelar?" [Anak perempuan palsu yang sebenarnya berasal dari keluarga kaya] + [Dua bos besar]

Amidst the beauty of the sunrise in Sanur, the dance of the waves in Uluwatu, and the lingering scent of incense at Pura Besakih, Bali holds more than just natural allure—it holds untold stories. Beneath the shadows of ancient temples and the mighty roar of the Indian Ocean, Ni Made Ayu Sarasvati Dewi, a graceful Balinese dancer, is bound by a sacred vow passed down through generations—she must marry the man chosen by her ancestors, a Balinese man selected according to tradition. On this island of the gods, a forbidden love grows between the traces of sand and the whispers of the tropical breeze. In the shimmering city lights of Seminyak, beneath the lush frangipani trees in Ubud, or by the serene shores of Jimbaran, a long-silent heart begins to beat once more. However, Ayu's heart does not belong to the man destined for her. Instead, she is drawn to Daniel Laurante Whitmore, a young heir to a European real estate empire who has come to Bali not only to indulge in its exotic beauty but also to acquire the sacred land where Ayu and her ancestors have lived for centuries. Moreover, he is a photographer, captivated by the island’s rich cultural heritage, capturing its essence through his lens. Their brief encounter ignites an unexpected passion—one that carries both desire and an inescapable curse. When love and tradition collide, Ayu faces an impossible choice: to honor the vow engraved in her heritage or to risk everything for a love deemed forbidden. What begins as a tense confrontation slowly transforms into an undeniable passion. Daniel is drawn not only to the island’s breathtaking beauty but also to Ayu—the woman who fights to protect her legacy from the grasp of his own family’s business. But will the secrets carried by Bali’s whispering winds find their own way? Or will this love remain nothing more than a fleeting echo, lost amid the endless roar of the waves?

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

En un mundo donde los videojuegos de inmersión total dominan la industria, Ryuu Sakamoto, un genio sin amigos, se ve obligado a encontrar una forma de ganar dinero para salvar a su madre enferma. Sin recursos y con el tiempo en su contra, descubre que el nuevo juego de realidad virtual "Magic" permite intercambiar objetos por dinero real. Por pura suerte, gana una cápsula VR de última generación y se sumerge en el juego con un solo objetivo: convertirse en el jugador más fuerte y ganar suficiente dinero para salvar a su madre. Pero en este mundo virtual, la línea entre realidad y fantasía se desdibuja, y Ryuu descubrirá secretos que cambiarán su vida para siempre.

>> Dark Forest Rapocalypse Meme Manual > When you mix Animal Planet + 8 Mile + Black Mirror in a witch's cauldron, then sprinkle Bitcoin mining residue – congrats, you've brewed this hellish allegory stew!

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Severian Duskveil, un joven frío y calculador, es arrancado de su vida cotidiana y arrojado a un mundo despiadado donde la supervivencia es la única ley. A través de un portal dorado que aparece en su apartamento, Severian y miles de personas más son transportados a un nuevo mundo con el único propósito de entretener a los dioses. Los participantes, ahora convertidos en peones de un juego macabro, deben luchar por su vida mientras son observados por seres superiores que se deleitan con su desesperación. Cada uno de ellos recibe una "clase" y habilidades únicas, determinadas por cartas mágicas que definen su destino. Severian, por pura suerte (o tal vez por designio), obtiene la clase Nigromante una de las más raras y poderosas, que le permite revivir a los muertos y convertirlos en sus soldados. Mientras Severian acumula poder y construye su ejército de no-muertos, comienza a cuestionar las reglas de este mundo. ¿Quiénes son los dioses que los observan? ¿Por qué han sido elegidos para este juego cruel? Y lo más importante, ¿hasta dónde está dispuesto a llegar para sobrevivir?

Sagara pura-pura cacat untuk mengelabui saudaranya, namun saudaranya yang bernama Awan masih ragu dengan kecacatan Adiknya mulai mengatur pernikahan untuk Sagara dengan Viola. Bagaimanakah jadinya jika Viola yang seharusnya menikah dengan Sagara malah tiba-tiba menghilang dan akhirnya Sagara menikahi Adiknya Viola yang bernama Viona. Gadis yang terkenal jelek dan bodoh seantero kota A. Bisakah Sagara tahan dengan semua tingkah konyol dan kemesuman dari Viona? Temukan jawabannya di novel ini. Enjoy ....

Di tengah perang yang berkecamuk, rumah sakit militer menjadi saksi dari kisah cinta yang penuh komedi dan drama. Lucio Noil, seorang prajurit tampan tetapi ceroboh, sering kali harus dirawat karena aksi nekatnya di medan perang. Namun, di rumah sakit, dia bukan hanya berhadapan dengan luka, tetapi juga dua hati yang bersaing. Claudia Clara, perawat ketat yang terkenal galak, sering kali memarahi Lucio karena kebiasaannya bertindak gegabah. Tapi diam-diam, dia selalu merawat Lucio dengan perhatian khusus. Di sisi lain, Arthur Agrof, dokter militer yang tenang dan penuh pesona, juga menunjukkan ketertarikan pada Claudia. Dan lebih gila lagi, Arthur ternyata juga menarik perhatian Lucio yang kadang merasa "terlalu nyaman" di dekatnya! Di antara perban, suntikan, dan suara ledakan di kejauhan, kisah cinta segitiga ini berubah menjadi medan pertempuran lain—bukan dengan senjata, tetapi dengan hati. Apakah Lucio akan memilih Claudia yang selalu galak tapi perhatian, atau justru dia yang akhirnya menjadi "korban" pesona Arthur? --- Contoh Adegan Lucu: Suatu hari, Lucio pura-pura sakit agar bisa bertemu Claudia lebih sering. Namun, Arthur datang lebih dulu untuk memeriksanya. Arthur (tersenyum menatap Lucio): "Kenapa kau sering sekali masuk rumah sakit?" Lucio (panik): "Eh, aku suka... suasananya?" Claudia (datang tiba-tiba, menyilangkan tangan): "Kau suka atau kau hanya ingin bertemu aku?" Lucio (gugup): "Ah... itu... ehm... Suntikan! Aku butuh suntikan!" Arthur (mengangkat alis): "Oke, aku yang suntik duluan." Lucio (menatap Claudia): "Tidak! Aku mau disuntik Claudia saja!" Claudia (menatap Arthur dan menyeringai): "Arthur, kasih dia suntikan dosis besar." Lucio akhirnya menyesal karena pura-pura sakit.

Ordinary and abnormal overlap, just like the deep sea and the sea surface. Above the sea, tall buildings stand in rows, the world is normal, and mortals operate as precisely as gears, and their lives are in order. Under the deep sea, there are upside-down doors, secret histories, and countless taboos sunk in the sea - thaumaturgy, memes/anti-memes, reality distortion, narrative layers, pataphysics, divinity/supreme divinity... Only a very few people can glimpse a corner of the truth. Is it lucky? Or unfortunate? sean traveled to this magical world, and countless possibilities unfolded in front of him. …

"Apa sejak awal kau mendekatiku dengan sengaja?" "…… ya." "Pasti sulit berpura-pura mencintai putri musuhmu." Annette, seorang bangsawan berdarah kerajaan sekaligus putri tunggal seorang jenderal militer. Setelah dua tahun cinta yang penuh gairah, ia menikah dengan bawahan setia ayahnya, Heiner. Ia pikir kebahagiaan bersama suaminya yang luar biasa dan penuh kasih akan bertahan selamanya. Semuanya tampak sempurna. Semuanya terlihat sempurna. Sampai pengkhianatan suaminya menghancurkan keluarganya. "Aku ingin bercerai, Heiner." "Itu tidak diizinkan." "Apakah aku masih berguna bagimu? Orang tuaku sudah tiada, monarki telah runtuh. Aku tak punya apa-apa lagi. Dendammu sudah selesai." "Istriku, ke mana kau berniat pergi untuk mencari kebahagiaan?" "…… tak ada tempat di mana aku bisa bahagia." Heiner menyunggingkan senyum tipis. "Kalau begitu, kau akan tetap tidak bahagia di sisiku selama sisa hidupmu." Saat itu, Annette akhirnya menyadari bahwa dendamnya belum berakhir. Dan bahwa ia sendiri yang harus memutus hubungan beracun ini.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

Shen Yan bersikeras menikahi Fu Hang ini meskipun harus menanggung risiko ditinggalkan oleh keluarga dan kerabatnya. Ia berpikir bahwa setelah tiga tahun, ia akan bisa melelehkan es di hati pria itu. Namun, ketika pria ini menahannya dan memaksa dia untuk berlutut di hadapan keluarganya untuk mengaku pada kesalahan yang tak pernah dia lakukan, Shen Yan menyadari bahwa hati pria itu terbuat dari es. Ketika ia terjatuh ke dalam air bersama kakak ipar perempuannya, Chloe Lindsey, Fu Hang segera melompat ke bawah pada momen pertama dan menyelamatkan Chloe Lindsey. Dia membawa Lin Xing ke rumah sakit sementara Shen Yan, yang tidak tahu cara berenang, hanya bisa menunggu penjaga untuk menyelamatkannya. Anak di dalam perut Chloe Lindsey tidak bisa bertahan dalam cobaan tersebut dan dia mengalami keguguran. Fu Hang membawa Shen Yan ke keluarganya tanpa penjelasan apa pun dan meminta dia untuk berlutut dan mengakui kesalahannya. Matanya di bawah alis yang tajam itu terlihat kejam, seolah-olah dia menusuk pisau ke dalam hati Shen Yan. "Setelah Kakak meninggal, dia hanya meninggalkan seorang anak. Kamu seharusnya tidak membunuh anak ini!" "Aku tidak melakukannya. Dia yang melompat sendiri!" "Kamu tunggu apa lagi? Berlutut dan akui kesalahanmu!" Tiga tahun dalam pernikahannya, Shen Yan yakin bahwa bahkan seekor anjing lebih berharga daripada dirinya di keluarga Fu, apalagi Chloe Lindsey yang benar-benar dicintai Fu Hang. Tepat sebelum salah satu lututnya hendak menyentuh tanah, Fu Hang masih berpikir bahwa Shen Yan akan mengakui kesalahannya. Namun tak disangka Shen Yan perlahan meluruskan badan dan berkata, "Fu Hang, ayo kita bercerai. Saya akan pura-pura bahwa saya memberi makan tiga tahun terakhir ini kepada anjing-anjing. Tidak ada seorang pun yang layak menyia-nyiakan masa mudaku setelah ini!" Oleh karena itu, Shen Yan memutuskan untuk pulang dan menerima warisannya yang bernilai ratusan miliar. Kehidupan yang gemilang menantinya!

``` (Conteúdo adulto R-18+ Contém cenas de violência, sem drama de segunda mulher ou estupro.) Meu amor não vê fim, nem certo ou errado. Porque quando amo, quero que você seja meu tanto quanto sou seu - Angelina Bhardawaj ~~~~~~ "Eu te disse que quero te arruinar," ele segurou seu rosto enquanto a pressionava contra a parede. "E você já fez o suficiente. Agora estou partindo," ela retrucou. "Você não entendeu as minhas palavras, Princesa," ele disse friamente com sarcasmo. "Quando digo que quero te arruinar, quero te prender na minha cama e te preencher até que seu cheiro se torne um comigo e todo maldito nesta mundo saiba quem você é... Que você é porra de minha!" Ele a empurrou contra a parede, beijando-a apaixonadamente. ~~~~~~ Eliana Heart, a filha ilegítima do Rei de Cidade do Coração da Lua com a linhagem de caçadores, só quer uma coisa em sua vida; conhecer e encontrar sua mãe biológica. Inocente e bela, Eliana é frequentemente vítima das tramas de sua madrasta e irmã postiça. Sebastian Marino, o infame Príncipe Vampiro mascarado, não tem recebido nada além de ódio de todos ao seu redor. Todo mundo o teme, pois ele possui um poder imensurável. Depois de cumprir pena na prisão por um ano no lugar de sua irmã postiça, Eliana fica surpresa por ser libertada. No entanto, sua felicidade é interrompida quando descobre que deve se casar com o príncipe vampiro no lugar de sua irmã postiça. Eliana não sabe nada sobre os vampiros, e Sebastian odeia tudo o que vem com aqueles humanos malignos. O que ela fará quando se casar com o monstro nomeado do mundo das trevas que toma e caça sem misericórdia? "Você não tem curiosidade sobre como eu sou?" Ele segurou seu queixo dolorosamente. "Revele seu rosto para mim quando confiar em mim," ela sorriu suavemente. 'Isso nunca vai acontecer,' pensou Sebastião. Para ele, ela era nada mais do que uma ferramenta para se vingar dos humanos. Para ela, ele era mais do que tudo que seus olhos já tinham visto, ainda mais do que a verdade de sua existência. Há um poder ainda maior e mais poderoso do que qualquer coisa e esse poder se chama destino. Eles serão capazes de lutar contra seus destinos para ficarem juntos ou se renderão a ele e perderão tudo? A história da mais mortal bruxa disfarçada de humana e do príncipe prodígio mais perigoso que sobrevive no sangue de vampiros. Aviso - O livro é construído em torno de um mundo mágico e pura fantasia. O romance fará você sentir borboletas no estômago enquanto algumas cenas podem fazer você questionar a sanidade em torno do amor. Os primeiros 50 capítulos vão construir o mundo em torno do livro. Eu prometo, se você ficar, você vai amar o livro, a não ser que este não seja o seu gênero. ~~~~~~ Siga-me nas minhas redes sociais. Facebook - Autora Angelina Bhardawaj Instagram - @angelinabhardawaj ```

Año 1766. Desheredada por su propia familia por razones particulares, fue acogida por una criada a la edad de siete años para trabajar en la casa de los Carmichael. Los Carmichael eran una de las familias más respetables de sangre pura de Bonelake y, como en cualquier otra familia, tenían sus reglas. Reglas que debían ser seguidas por los sirvientes y criadas. Como a todos, se les enseñó a que no desobedeciera las reglas. Pero, antes de que aprendiera a caminar discretamente en las sombras como todos los demás, el hijo pequeño del duque la llama “Bambi” y todo se desencadena.

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

Esta es la historia de una mujer que decidió cambiar su vida totalmente, pero no podrá escapar de su pasado con facilidad. Yumiko Takiba es una mujer que trabajo gran parte de su vida en la industria de los videos para adultos, más por placer propio que por pura necesidad. Hasta que un día dio a luz a su hija Nagisa y debió abandonar esta parte de su vida para dedicarse a cuidar de su única hija. Pero como es sabido nadie puede dejar la industria del porno fácilmente, ahora Yumiko como madre soltera deberá hacerse cargo de su hija, a su vez que tiene pequeñas aventuras con excompañeros de trabajo. ¿Por cuánto tiempo Yumiko podrá esconderle su secreto a su hija? ¿Qué pasará cuando Nagisa se entere del pasado oscuro de su madre? ¿Podrán volver a ser una familia normal otra vez luego de descubrir la verdad? Claro, si alguna vez ellas tuvieron una familia "normal".

[ Jadilah istri Maxim von Waldeck hanya dalam nama. ] Itulah tugas sederhana yang diberikan kepada Daisy, seorang mata-mata dari pasukan revolusioner. Maxim von Waldeck, seorang tentara bayaran yang lahir di luar nikah, dikenal sebagai anjing pemburu keluarga kerajaan. Ia dikirim ke garis depan sebagai umpan meriam, dengan peluang selamat yang nyaris nol. Tak ada wanita yang rela mengambil peran sebagai janda sebelum waktunya. Rencananya mudah: berpura-pura menjadi istrinya selama perang, lalu melarikan diri sebelum kerajaan jatuh setelah kekalahan mereka. Jika ia berhasil, imbalan besar menantinya—cukup untuk pensiun dengan nyaman. “Aku akan segera kembali, istriku.” Ya, senang bertemu denganmu. Beristirahatlah dalam damai. “Kita akan menyempurnakan pernikahan ini saat aku kembali.” Mimpi yang tinggi, bukan? Semoga arwahmu tenang. Daisy mengira itu hanyalah impian kosong seorang pria yang mendambakan masa depan bahagia. Namun kemudian— [ Maxim von Waldeck Meraih Kemenangan Besar yang Tak Terduga! ] Segalanya berbalik jauh dari yang ia duga. [ Pahlawan Nasional, Grand Duke Waldeck! Apa yang paling Anda nantikan saat kembali ke rumah? ] [ Memeluk istriku tercinta, Daisy, dalam dekapanku. ] Tidak mungkin. Ini pasti kesalahan cetak. Namun, Maxim von Waldeck adalah pria yang menganggap janji lebih berharga dari nyawanya sendiri. "Aku pulang, istriku." Dengan kata-kata itu, ia tiba-tiba menarik Daisy ke dalam pelukannya. Mata Daisy berputar panik, tak percaya akan tingkahnya yang tak terduga. “Haruskah kita menuju kamar sekarang?” “Apa?” Ia berbisik lembut di telinganya, senyum malas terukir di bibirnya. “Maaf, tapi aku sedikit terburu-buru.” Tubuhnya terasa berat dan panas, bagian depan celananya menegang, seakan siap meledak kapan saja. ‘Apakah bajingan ini seorang maniak mesum?’ Bisakah Daisy menceraikannya sebelum penyamarannya terbongkar?

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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Tia yang kehilangan seseorang secara tiba-tiba. Tanpa kata tanpa ucap. Membuatkan Tia tertanya-tanya. Kemana dia pergi? Beberapa tahun berlalu. Akhirnya dia muncul kembali dengan perwatakan yang agak berbeza. Tia mula berasa hairan dengan sikapnya. Dia berusaha untuk mendekatinya semula. Tapi sikap barunya yang pura-pura bersahaja membuatkan Tia tiada harapan. Seolah-olah perkara yang lepas tak pernah berlaku antara mereka. Mereka yang berubah sikap dengan sebab yang tertentu. semuanya berlaku hanya di bulan febuari. Bolehkah kita kembali ke febuari yang lalu?

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)