Funny Story Jokes For Adults

When Hasegawa suspects that Maki is hiding her visit to the Miyamoto Festival, his investigation uncovers Daichi, who is linked to the tragic death of Horie Mio, a sensational young idol. Drawn by this dark connection, Hasegawa sets out to unearth the truth. However, as he delves deeper, his focus shifts—he finds himself captivated not by Daichi’s secrets, but by the allure of Daichi’s enigmatic personality, blurring the lines between curiosity and something far more personal.

Anomalies have always existed in the world, without any specific pattern. Sometimes they were places, other times objects, and occasionally, beings. Almost all anomalies possess something called “anomalous power” an innate ability that grants them capabilities that defy all the laws of nature. And I... ended up becoming one of these anomalies. New chapters are released 3 times a week, Monday, Wednesday and Friday. *** Visit my Patreon to get up to 20 chapters ahead - (20 chapters / two months ahead): Patr-eon: https://www.patreon.com/c/rowen_kun/membership

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It was the day of my death. As everything came to an end, I heard a voice, a voice that would ultimately decide both my suffering and my rise. [If you had enough time to play one more game, what would it be?] Naturally, I answered the one game that had been on my mind even before I found myself withering away on my deathbed. The War of Demons and Heroes. An adult game of epic proportions. **** Disclaimer 1. This is my second novel, so don't expect amazing quality; I'm still learning. 2. This is a slow-paced story. The story is written from Kayle's perspective and will have an emphasis on the characters and world around him. 3. "Is this a harem?" A common question from my previous novel, so I'll address it upfront: Yesn't. 4. If you decide to give my novel a try, first, thank you! Second, feel free to leave any thoughts or opinions in the comment sections and paragraph comments. The constructive criticism or inspiration I get from them is always welcome.

Just Short Story. Each Chapter have different story nor plot!

Ezekiel, a 16-year-old boy, feels invisible to his parents. When his father misses an important competition, Ezekiel's frustration boils over, leading to a heated confrontation. That night, consumed by sadness, he wanders aimlessly. Suddenly, a blinding light barrels toward him on the road. When Ezekiel opens his eyes, he is no longer on Earth. Instead, he finds himself in a breathtaking yet mysterious futuristic world. He soon encounters seven other children, each grappling with their own untold stories. Together, they must navigate this advanced yet perilous realm, where adults are conspicuously absent, and unravel its secrets. As they forge unlikely bonds, the children discover that their survival depends on their unity, resourcefulness, and courage. In a world filled with glowing skyscrapers, strange technologies, and hidden dangers, Ezekiel learns that his journey is not just about adapting to a new reality but also about finding his place, his strength, and perhaps even his way back home.

Jade Thorne was a successful woman in the prime of her life. But her friends and family won't stop hounding her about getting married and finding someone to live the rest of her life with. Well tough, she was happily single. Her perfectly happy life suddenly went off-kilter when a blond and green eyed someone decided to walk back into her life. Five years had passed but those green eyes are still haunting her dreams and are still the star of a few of her fantasies. An online romance that lasted for 8 months that scarred her far more than she would like to admit. But the tension between them continues to rise with every meeting. She theorized that she never got over him because they never got to meet in real life. For the sake of closure, a quick fun fling would get this out of her system. She was sure she would get bored of him and he would be just another lover she’d kiss goodbye after a few months. Or would that way lie another heartbreak?  

I'm... A writer Hmm an ad about my story I read the ad "Want to Enter into the world of 'The Story'? click here I try to close the ad and but it wouldn't close so I clicked [Entering into 'The Story'] [State your Name] 'Death' [Getting reincarnated into 'The Story'] As an author my works were trash, even this work is trash."let's make a good ending this time" I smirk to myself

Ten years ago, the world was captivated by a groundbreaking VR MMORPG, a fully immersive experience that allowed players to step into the shoes of legendary heroes in a realm of magic and wonder. For a decade, they built their lives, forged their identities, and left their marks on what they thought was just a game. But when the servers shut down, the truth shattered everything. The game world wasn’t just a virtual reality, it was a fabricated timeline, a fragile imitation of the true Magic world . And now, the countdown has begun. The players, ripped from their lives on Earth and the simulation, find themselves in the Magic World, ten years younger but burdened with all the memories of the game and their old lives. Their in-game personas, once vibrant and driven by purpose, are now hollow shells, unable to act on their own. Even worse, Earth’s timeline fragile and unprotected has been paused, and its collapse is inevitable. To prevent disaster, the 10 Originals, the most renowned players of the game, must rise once more. But this time, there are no systems to guide them, no respawns, and no safety nets. The high realm is real, its dangers far deadlier than any raid boss. And as the countdown ticks away, inconsistencies between the worlds begin to unravel reality itself. Thrown into a world they don’t fully understand, hunted by their own past mistakes, and racing against time to stop the collapse of Earth’s timeline, the Originals must uncover the secrets of the game’s creation and find a way to stabilize the Magic World. The clock is ticking, and the fate of three worlds rests on their shoulders. Will the Originals be able to fix the chaos they caused, or will everything they fought for crumble into nothingness?

random stories that were written for my children, 19 years worth of short stories.

The story is about how an old man wanted to fly on an airplane all his life, but he still couldn't do it.

What would happen if you give a weak man the power to kill another with a single syllable? ... His story filled with dread and murderous tendencies, exploring the dark side of power and how it influences a person, will he find peace or chaos? That's up to him

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

"I am a burden to everyone." Shimizu Kyo, a mute child who has to live with alot of hardships in his life. We follow his story of how he has to live in a world where everyone is talking and laughing while he can't. When he gets older he finds passion in volleyball and becomes a high school athlete, which changes the way everyone treats at him.

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“Elise…” I called out to her. I wanted to say something but my brain could not form any words to utter. So, her name in my lips lingered and silence enveloped us. I glimpsed at her peaceful face and, as if on cue, my nerves relaxed. I gently touched her cheeks using my thumb then moved to her lips. Everything is probably an understatement of what I am willing to do for her. Beyond everything, that is, if it exists. I moved closer to reach the seat belt and quickly strapped her. I also adjusted my seat and strapped my own. Then, I started the car engine and drove off. My mind wandered off our first meeting. She didn’t appear promising to me when she descended the doorstep of their house. She walks extremely slow and she hangs her head down like a sinner. The cuffs of her long sleeves were constantly pulled to hide her hands. Then, she looked up to meet my gaze. Her eyes were puffy and it was very obvious that she spent an hour, and probably more, crying. Nevertheless, she smiled at me, giving me an access to view her white teeth. She, then, accepted the flowers that I was offering. Her nails were clean and bare, no paint. Then, she muttered her first word to me, “Thank you.” After that, she went inside.

At eighteen, Jane Denki feels stifled in her secluded village, longing for freedom and adventure beyond the familiar woods that have enclosed her entire life. With striking red hair and a rebellious spirit, she has trained rigorously under her father's watchful eye, honing her physical skills but yearning for the unexplored world that lies beyond the village's boundaries. After weeks of planning, Jane decides to run away, driven by her desire to discover what lies beyond her sheltered existence. Her journey begins on a moonlit night when she stumbles upon a mysterious necklace that connects her to the spirit of a long-imprisoned mage named Anna. As Jane navigates her newfound abilities and the complexities of sharing her body with Anna, she learns not only about magic but also about her own potential and the courage to carve her own path. Together, they face challenges and uncover secrets, all while Jane learns the importance of home, identity, and the spirit of adventure that lies within her. This coming-of-age tale is a blend of fantasy and self-discovery, highlighting Jane's quest for independence and the exploration of the world beyond her village, intertwined with the mystical elements of Anna's spirit and the powers they share. [ DISCLAIMER : This synopsis was written by a professional ! I'm really bad at them so he wrote it for me. ]

Undying, this fierce storm, Rain falls down, cold, not warm. The silent prayers of those who die, Now echo nothing, but a cry, Those who've wronged him, fallen now, To murder killers, this his final vow.

Arun, a regular guy who loved reading stories, always wanted to be a part of the stories like other people who get immersed in them, but that never happened to him, for him stories were always just words on paper Throughout his life, he finished a million stories from children's books to great epics but none of them made him feel like he too was a part of them After finishing his millionth story he went to sleep and woke up in an unknown grassland in a different world

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Sam Rush, a janitor and also a novel reader. "it's the last chapter." The novel he read all the time was finally coming into an end. "The story hasn't ended yet." "Do you want to know the end of it?" "Yeah, i still want to know the end." "Very well then." [Author Note : Fresh story, english is not my first language so im sorry if there were mistake in my grammar, not the cup of tea for some reader, and enjoy]