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Four deadly choices in life: Being a cop in Mexico! Absolute justice here means getting shot, BIUBIUBIU. The protagonist finds himself in the body of a jail guard and discovers that his eyes can see a person's Crime Value! Only by outgunning the criminals can he uphold justice! This prison is called "Plateau Prison", the highest security level in Mexico. At this time, there is a man locked up inside. His name is Gallardo, nicknamed Godfather, one of the founders of the Guadalajara Cartel. If you want to survive, either leave this damned country, or climb your way to the top. Mexico can be bright!

Một nội gián, một tướng quân, một quá khứ và một tương lai. một tình yêu liệu kết cuộc của họ sẽ ra sao?

What would you do if you found yourself trapped in a video game as an NPC with seemingly no hope of returning to the real world? Having grown up without parents, Daisuke finds himself in a perpetual cycle of poverty as he tries to survive in the bottom rung of society. When the world's first VRMMORPG, Sehreneti Online, is released to the public, he decides to take a gamble by borrowing a buttload of money from some shady people to propel his hack-selling side hustle into the big leagues. After nearly getting his leg twisted into a pretzel for failing to pay off his loan on time, Daisuke decides to put his plan, Operation Jupiter, into action. Although a cool-sounding name, he didn't seem to be in Lady Luck's good graces that day. After uploading the code into his capsule and commencing the startup, everything goes haywire, booting his consciousness into the virtual world. When Daisuke comes to, he finds himself as a newborn fresh out the meat oven—and, of course, his circumstances are far from ideal. Apparently, he is still poor, but instead of being an orphan, he is now the son of a prostitute in the slums, with seemingly no connection to the game system or the real world. How will Daisuke overcome this trial, and will he be able to return to the real world? If you enjoy GameLit and LitRPG light novels such as Sword Art Online, Solo Leveling, The Rising of the Shield Hero, and That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, then you'll definitely enjoy this epic tale! --------------------------------------------- Support me by checking out the link below: » Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vaughnrrschneider » Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/VaughnSchneider

In this world, there exists people who can awaken and become Aeons. The Aeons can choose to be either Heroes or Villains. Our main character, Elysia Harper finds herself held hostage by the most dangerous villain. In the heat of the situation, she finds herself awakening and transported back to the past. Equipped with the knowledge of future events and her newly acquired abilities, she is determined to make the most out of this opportunity. However, unbeknownst to her, she isn't the only one who has time travelled... Follow Elysia as she navigates through her chaotic yet exciting new life.

*Sigh* Hello there, Foreign Constellations. The name's Rose... *Runs a hand through hair exasperatedly* I was the 70th Floor Administrator for a Tower called "Aligor's Return"; but upon the sudden deletion of an important Administrator of another Tower, I'm now forced to transfer Towers and manage six additional floors. *Sigh* I could barely manage one floor. What makes the Gods assume I can handle seven floors in total? Especially since this new Tower is infested with Regressors, Reincarnators, and plain old Fortune Tellers. What am I supposed to do? *Sigh* I hope I get along well with my fellow Administrators. I feel like I might need their help...

Chuyện về một thế giới giả tưởng, nơi Trái Đất bị một nhóm tự xưng là "đội quân phản địa đàng" tấn công vì một nguyên do nào đó, khi loài người đang trên vờ vực tuyệt vọng thì các thiên thần xuất hiện và ban cho họ một thứ gọi là "lõi", giúp họ thức tỉnh được những sức mạnh riêng biệt để chiến đấu bảo vệ Trái Đất, các thiên thần cũng đã cùng các lãnh đạo của loài người quyết định lập nên một công việc gọi là "thợ săn màn đêm". Câu chuyện sẽ xoay quanh nhân vật Thủy, bị mất đi toàn bộ người thân trong một cuộc thảm sát do "quân đoàn phản địa đàng" gây ra và chỉ còn lại mỗi một người anh trai để nương tựa, được chuyền cảm hứng bởi một thợ săn nữ mà mình thần tượng cô luôn mong muốn một ngày nào đó sẽ có được một "lõi" cho riêng mình và được tham gia vào nghề "thợ săn màn đêm" để bảo vệ mọi người khỏi lũ phản địa đàng và duy trì trật tự cũng như là an ninh trong khu vực khỏi các băng nhóm tội phạm khác.

Yasan, an ordinary 18-year-old, is just living her life, content with the simplicity of her routine—until the unexpected happens. One day, she stumbles upon a secret that pulls her into a web of mystery and danger she never saw coming. With her world turned upside down, Yasan is forced to navigate a labyrinth of hidden truths, cryptic messages, and people she can't trust. As she uncovers more about herself and the world around her, Yasan realizes that the answers she’s seeking may not only change her life—they could change everything. Get ready to dive into a whirlwind of secrets, unexpected twists, and thrilling adventures in Yasan! I Didn’t See This Coming.

Four years ago, enigmatic portals materialized globally, unleashing hordes of monstrous creatures upon an unsuspecting humanity. Initial attempts to neutralize the portals with nuclear weapons proved futile, underscoring the inadequacy of existing technology against this unprecedented threat. Seven days after their emergence, the portals spewed forth a relentless tide of monsters, laying waste to cities worldwide. In response, humanity's latent potential manifested as the "System," granting individuals extraordinary powers and birthing a new class of heroes: the Hunters. These empowered individuals successfully repelled the initial onslaught, discovering that eliminating monsters granted them experience, leading to increased strength and abilities. However, this victory was short-lived; the brief respite ended with the reappearance of countless new portals, signaling the true beginning of a protracted and devastating global conflict.

Ethan Jones is your normal college dropout who has to work several jobs just to make rent. Until one fateful slip changes his life forever. (I am a new writer and I am not really good at doing Synopsis and this was the best I could come up with, also there will probably be spelling mistakes I missed so I ask that you please be patient with me)

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

A Croatian boy was born in 1991, just when the Croatian war of independence had just started. His parents died and he grew up in the orphanage. When he was 6 years old, he was scouted by Zadar Fc

jannie a very hardworking girl is determined to transform her family life after finishing her education. She gets a scholarship to a national school and there meets her love Jayden life runs smooth until they went to university and separate ways. Jayden went abroad but for Jannie went back to her village to study medicine in a small collage. Jannie sat on his lap and slowly started to move her hips in a circular motion, applying more pressure.Jayden called in a very serious tone" Jannie " she acted normal and said ," yes'. The heat from her body was making him loose his self control, and within a blink of an eye he carried her to the bedroom. After closing the bedroom door he pinned her hand above her head and started kissing her softly and with time it got world. Jannie could see Jayden bulge and they were ready to explore each other world. This is memory Jannie is recalling while breast feeding her five months daughter . Will fate lead her and Jayden??!

“Okay, so picture this: Your buddy Kaito dies slipping on a banana peel that’s basically the universe’s middle finger. Instead of heaven, he gets a job offer from a pan-dimensional duck in a suit who’s like, ‘Congrats! You’re now the multiverse’s handyman, but instead of fixing leaks, you fight gods who cry when you roast their PowerPoints.’ Kaito’s whole vibe? ‘I didn’t ask for this, but I’ll do it while sarcastically sipping cosmic boba.’ He glitches through worlds where gravity takes weekends off and wars are fought with karaoke. The catch? He doesn’t exist in any universe’s database, and now every god, demon, and sentient spreadsheet is like, ‘DELETE HIM.’ "It’s like Rick Sanchez and Deadpool had a baby, raised it on anime and dad jokes, and then threw it into a black hole made of HR paperwork. 10/10 would binge-read while eating questionable gas station sushi.”

“I was chosen for a mission I never asked for, and honestly, I don’t even know if I’m the right one for it. But the King believes in me—he thinks I can do the impossible. Me, a poor girl from the village. I never thought a life like mine would lead to anything grand, let alone to the royal palace. But here I am. The King has tasked me with a mission: to change Prince Lilian. Prince Lilian—the heir to the throne, the one who is everything a prince should never be. He’s rude. He’s arrogant. He doesn’t care for anyone or anything except his own desires. His manners are a disgrace to the kingdom, and his pride is as towering as the castle itself. The King believes I can change him, shape him into the man he needs to becometo rule this kingdom. But, how? How can someone like me—an orphan with nothing but my honesty and humility—make him listen? I’m not like the people here in the palace. They’re all about power, beauty, and status. They see me as nothing more than a tool to fix the Prince, and I’m not sure I can succeed. I’ve spent my life surviving, not leading. How can I change someone who has been given everything and yet still chooses to be selfish and stubborn? But I have no choice. I must try. For the sake of this kingdom, for the Prince, and for myself. I have a mission. I must complete it. No matter the doubts, no matter how impossible it seems. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll discover that there’s more to me than even I knew. Will I fail? Or will I finally see if I’m more than just a girl with nothing?”

Meet Kazuya Tanaka, an underachieving college student with dreams of mediocrity. One day, while snoozing through another boring lecture, he accidentally opens a mysterious app on his phone. Suddenly, Kazuya is transported to another world—a realm where gods and mythical creatures co-exist, but there's a problem: the gods are all hilariously dysfunctional, and the realm is in chaos.

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A duke’s daughter wanted nothing in her life but the sweet nothingness of death, as she felt like her life served no purpose. Her wish was granted when she was killed in an unfortunate accident, yet in a sudden turn of events, she was forced to reincarnate. As fate has it, she was reborn in her original world, but not directly after her death. As she is living her new life, she tries to forget the pain of her old life. But, what exactly is behind her reincarnation? Will she be able to live her new life to the fullest? This is a slow-paced life journey of a reincarnated girl who's trying to find the meaning behind her past life and reincarnation. -------------------------------------------- ***Note*** : - This story isn't a premium novel here, but if you'd like to support me even further (and gain advanced chapter access + help increasing the novel's update rate), here is my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/ConvallariasLibrary Or if you prefer ko-fi (one time donation), here you go: https://ko-fi.com/A1864CG3 I'll be very thankful to you if you want to support this novel! ^^ - Chapter numbering or parting in Webnovel will be different than other platforms. - More info about what you can expect from this story (may give a vague spoiler) can be read in the review that I wrote. - If you're interested in joining my Discord server: https://discord.gg/qdF55vE Thanks for reading and for all who show your support (via comments, powerstones, etc)!

Tan Shuchang had always considered himself born into a scholarly family and had also been a young star atop the honor roll, a true parasite of the upper class. He should have been holding significant local authority, receiving endless gifts, spending boundless money, enjoying innumerable years, and marrying countless concubines. How had he ended up becoming a demonic cultivator? After pondering for a long time and still not understanding, he slowly emerged from the pool of blood, deciding to think it over gradually…

Bodhi is just an ordinary guy working at Trista Call Center, a job he considers the best thing that ever happened to him. The pay is great, the work is easy, and his boss seems to take a special interest in him. Sure, the office is a little strange, but Bodhi doesn’t ask too many questions. He just follows the scripts, takes the calls, and enjoys his breaks. Elsewhere, a soldier fights for survival against creatures that shouldn’t exist, pushing his body and mind beyond their limits. Every battle is a gamble, but the money is good—if he lives long enough to collect it. Two very different lives, connected in ways neither of them fully understands.

The Transcendentem Continuum is a collection of an infinite number of Transcendentems. Parallel to each Transcendentem is a Kalyubi Dimension and contained within each Transcendentem is an infinite number of Beyond Bubbles and a Guardian of the 5th Wall. Woody Walker, married to the High Gruadians, created many universes and divided his soul to be with each wife. But then there is a threat to each wife and the universes that his wives made. Woody Walker, has a great duty to protect the universe from dangers of unknown origins and his duty is to protect his wife in a different universe. And this is an adventure of love that will take you to a universe that is wider than you can imagine.

Lạc Thiên – một thiên tài tu luyện bị phản bội ngay trong lễ đăng cơ của mình. Hắn bị ép rơi xuống Huyết Vực, một vùng đất cấm nơi chỉ có những kẻ tàn nhẫn nhất mới có thể sinh tồn. Nhưng thay vì chết, Lạc Thiên lại thức tỉnh Huyết Mạch Tà Đế – một huyết mạch cổ xưa bị toàn bộ thế giới chối bỏ. Hắn từng bước trở lại, sử dụng thủ đoạn tàn nhẫn và trí tuệ siêu phàm để thao túng thế cục, thu phục kẻ thù, và cuối cùng đối đầu với cả Thiên Đạo để giành lấy vận mệnh của chính mình.

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A world inside a mind where you meet your old friends again. Slowly unravel the secrets of the mind, as the series continues. 7 worlds and 6 emperors, and the baddest of all Vortex. W.I.P

Love is blind as well as it sees clearer than any eye can, it is kind on one side and ruthless on the other it is the best thing to happen to loving heart but the worst nightmare to a broken soul