Denki Kaminari Stupid Face

"The body can't be lazy! New mission alert: Spend a night with the Duke!" Everhart, a bookshop owner, is killed during the raid of her shop. She dies, but wait a moment—she’s not gone for good. She finds herself transported into the romance fantasy book The Almighty Prince of Arderla. The situation doesn’t seem so bad, right? You might think so. But what was the system saying? "Congratulations, Ivy Everhart! You are now Ivy Everhart, the cannon fodder wife of the villain in the book!" That’s it. Ivy Everhart has become a cannon fodder character who stands as an enemy of the crown prince and the villain. But wait a minute—there’s a twist. The system can help her. According to it, she’ll survive if she makes the villain fall in love with her and fixes her reputation. Do you think the system's task is easy? Will Ivy be able to change her fate as cannon fodder in the book?

Frean never expected to be normal. Born to a cult with an abusive father and neglectful mother she was already handed a bad card, but finding out she was a 'Saintess' made it all the more tiring. Being suddenly forced to go to school to seduce and marry a prince is interesting but not when your 'Love Rival' turns out to be your total type. The Saintess will marry the Prince and defeat the Villainess. Word for word that was their Pope's latest 'prophecy', with it the cultists and her parents urged her to attend the school where the 'Prince' and 'Villainess' attended. With the mission of forming a relationship with the 'Prince', Frean accepted it. Except she plans to marry the Villainess, cuck the Prince and shut down the cult. In any order and NO MATTER WHAT. Read and find out how Frean will go about this when her 'Villainess' might not be her perfect dream lover.

"The Demons I Face And Her Love That Gives Me Strength" follows Asahi, a 17-year-old high school student in Tokyo harboring a secret—his superhuman strength. Asahi lives a double life, attending school with his friends, including his girlfriend Ai, and fending off demon attacks as part of an underground organization. Ai is the only one who knows about his secret. The narrative balances Asahi’s high school life and his responsibility to protect the city from malevolent forces, portraying his internal conflicts, unyielding loyalty, and close bond with Ai, who is his confidante and support system. Asahi’s powers attract endless challenges, but he faces each threat head-on, embodying resilience and heroism. The story delves into his past and the trauma that molded him, revealing his protective instincts towards his sister Natsumi and deep-seated guilt over his parents’ tragic fate. "The Demons I Face And Her Love That Gives Me Strength" is a tale of courage, companionship, and the relentless drive to protect loved ones, set against the backdrop of a supernatural war.

Exiled by his father, young Lord Kazuo Inazuma seeks refuge in his grandfather's ninja school, deep in the heart of Kaminari village. But tragedy strikes. Shadow ninjas destroy his former home, slaughtering the royal family. Fueled by loss and an unyielding thirst for vengeance, Kazuo sharpens his sword, ready to unleash a storm of retribution. Will his fiery resolve forge him into the warrior his village needs—or burn him to ashes? Immerse yourself in a tale of honour, betrayal and an unrelenting pursuit of justice. TRIGGER WARNING: Graphic violence, adult language and sexual assault. Cover Art: Leonardo.AI My Links: https://linktr.ee/kazuoinazuma

"This is a story of about an entire race how they grew to be so powerful and what they did with that power to earn themselves different nicknames showcasing both their kind but also powerful strength that was before a single member folly lead to the once peaceful race going on a quest for conquest around several galaxies from hundreds of millennials. The hate, curses and prayer for their destruction which they accumulated from the denizen of thousands of different worlds they have invaded harassed an oppress was finally heard and answered The prayers awoke a nightmare, a terrible concept, an illusion, an impossibility to rain down wrath upon them which spread to their younger generation has they must fulfil a certain goal to finally free themselves and the next generations from this being's wrath. This is my first book ever, so I would like to hear your opinions and thoughts on the novel."

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

When disaster strikes, all order collapses, money becomes meaningless paper, and discussions about order lose their significance. The only assurance that remains is power. And I, possessing power, can do as I please. In this post-apocalyptic world, besides growing stronger, Li Ming must also deal with the persistent neighbor who continually sends the wife to borrow food. "Ma'am, you can't always request food without offering anything in return, can you?"

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

Once upon a time, in a very lovely kingdom, two girls were born on the same day, with same faces. One was the only daughter of the royal couple. The princess of the kingdom. While, the other one was a commoner. An orphan by birth. The princess tied by the royal customary binds, she was tired. She longed to spend some time free from being the royal protocols, and duties. While, the other one wondered how it would be to live a life where she did not need to worry about life being difficult. A life where she did not need to get so much tensed about earning for neck weeks bills and groceries, and where it would be much easier. And then once, there lives entwined in such a manner, preparing a surprise, that they had not expected! A lesson where they would know that it wasn't easy at anyone's shoes. At the same time, there were two handsome kings struggling to woo the ladies ... Let's dive into the story to know what happens...

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

#SMARTMC #MULTIPLELOVEINTEREST #MYSTERY #FACESLAPPING

A story about a man with great ambitions aspiring to be a great detective that would shake the underground world a man with moral in a world filled with immoral people a man striving for justice for the truth. A world set in the early modern period in a country said to be lost forever in time said to be erased forever in the history of humankind

Stories which remain unsolved and unspoken.

A young man is faced with long odds after the death of his family leaves him destitute. Forced from his home he wakes out in the slums of a near lawless city filled with, street toughs, gangs, and theives. Plagued by starvation and his families fall from grace he seeks to survive in a world devoid of compassion where the strong survive. Quick wit and innate talent is all that separates Cem from death. Will he find his own path or will he fall alongside the faceless huddled masses? The face of thieves is a tale that wears as many masks as a sagely magic shop owner. ;)

At eighteen, Jane Denki feels stifled in her secluded village, longing for freedom and adventure beyond the familiar woods that have enclosed her entire life. With striking red hair and a rebellious spirit, she has trained rigorously under her father's watchful eye, honing her physical skills but yearning for the unexplored world that lies beyond the village's boundaries. After weeks of planning, Jane decides to run away, driven by her desire to discover what lies beyond her sheltered existence. Her journey begins on a moonlit night when she stumbles upon a mysterious necklace that connects her to the spirit of a long-imprisoned mage named Anna. As Jane navigates her newfound abilities and the complexities of sharing her body with Anna, she learns not only about magic but also about her own potential and the courage to carve her own path. Together, they face challenges and uncover secrets, all while Jane learns the importance of home, identity, and the spirit of adventure that lies within her. This coming-of-age tale is a blend of fantasy and self-discovery, highlighting Jane's quest for independence and the exploration of the world beyond her village, intertwined with the mystical elements of Anna's spirit and the powers they share. [ DISCLAIMER : This synopsis was written by a professional ! I'm really bad at them so he wrote it for me. ]

A stupid story where 2 brothers can't get along lol. ohh and power....

Jamie lowered himself so that his face met mine. "Are you stupid?,” he spat, cocking his head to the side. 
"Jamie!” I rushed between gasps, "you're hurting me." 
Pulling my head forward a few inches, he then slammed it back against the wall. My ears began to make a sharp ringing sound, and I had to close my eyes in order to try and silence the pain. Isobel Tully accepts her abusive relationship as something that's meant to be, a karmic consequence of her past. When she meets a kind stranger, she's reminded of her first real passion in life and why finding it again might just take her to where she's really meant to be, and who she's meant to be with. All Rights Reserved.

A modern chef, Chu Yao, finds herself transported to ancient times, where her family coerces her into marrying in place of another into a general’s household. Utilizing contemporary culinary creations and novel ideas inspired by the mystical Book of Revelation, she inadvertently rises to fame. Despite falling in love with the cold-hearted General Chen Lin, their bond is tested by a web of conspiracies, forcing them into a long-distance relationship. Undeterred, Chu Yao overcomes countless challenges, ultimately reuniting with Chen Lin in bliss while bringing the villains to justice.

Eka is a successful career woman, liked by many people around her, an ideal loving husband by her side, and adorable children. In short, a fulfilling life. Eka is a independent teenager who has just turned 18, a fresh university student. Nothing much can be said about him, but he leads an honest, good life. But then, they met, and their threads of destiny intertwined. —A chaotic urban relationship! Updated every Thursday! —Creation is hard, support me on Patreon for early chapters access! patreon.com/EBBYRITH

Madeline Reyes, the stupid second daughter of the Reyeses and Luther Blackford, the only prince of the Blackfords are a happily married couple in the eyes of others. As the families' secrets are revealed, will the two maintain their happily married life or will they separate just like all other wealthy couples. *Excerpt "None of your business", she answered coldly, not staring at his darkened face. "None of my business?", he grabbed her chin and forced her to look at him." Madeline Reyes do not forget that you are my wife. I have the right to know." "Let go of me." She tried pushing him away but his hold on her was too strong. Her struggle ended when she felt his lips on hers.

Living in a loveless marriage shifted my perspective of love. The abuse, pain, and torment shaped me into the powerful woman I proudly am today. His infidelity saved me. But what’s a strong woman without a brutal, possessive, and obsessive loving man? I took the streets’ advice ‘the best way to get over a man is to get on top of another’. Now regret is the air Jason lives and breathes. He wants me back… and I can feel my heart slipping. The true question is will I slip and fall for him once again or will another hand grab me before I repeat my past mistakes? Don’t be shy, this story is Veryy harmless

My man has only his face. This face is not just handsome, but it also happens to match that of a financial tycoon. Atticus is poor and lazy, and he has a criminal record after serving his time. Apart from his good looks and great physique, he's got nothing else going for him. People can't understand why a fine policewoman like her would marry him. Freya gives a nonchalant smile: "He's got a good face." Until one day, Freya finds a cover of a business magazine among some evidence. Her husband not only shares a name with a stock market prodigy, a financial behemoth, but also their face...