Mushroom Puns

(This is a dungeon core harem story!) Sylvan is a nymph. A nymph who had lived his entire life protected by a barrier. Hiding the fact that his tree was a dungeon. But now, someone took off the barrier! Tourists are besieging his tree, cutting off branches to use as presents! He has only one option left before him: he must use the mind-altering mushrooms which he grows near his dungeon tree to stop people from chopping his tree down! And it just so happens that he knows how to cook with a flare! Follow him as he feeds those who want to cut off his tree, brainwashes them, and finally levels up his dungeon. This was not a romance story... but then the kind vampire appeared, and the MC lost his heart.

From that day on, secret realms descended upon the world. Bizarre creatures cried out for nourishment, and strange rules lay in wait for the fortunate. These individuals were lured by supernatural abilities and treasures, entering the game for wealth and power. Yet soon, they would go mad with the roles they played, consumed by the savagery. But he was different, always relishing the thrill of fear, savoring the joy of despair. In the razor-sharp twists of fate, "Fantastic, thrilling!" he exclaimed. Then he turned around, smiling and even more expectant— Striding towards hell. [Modern mysteries, rule replicas, heartwarming healing, Sbarazzi.]

The fire burned ever brighter, and more and more people were passing the flame. Beneath the land covered in ice and snow, a dragon awoke from the magma, elves danced upon the ears of grain, and mushrooms ran happily. At this moment. Russell Fluorescent Fungus raised the Sword of Burning in his hand and was crowned the Flame King in the name of a Dragon Knight. ... Dragons and elves set sail once more, this time to farm in a frozen land! An arduous work by Bai Yuhann in 2024, please enjoy watching!

Update 1 Chapter /Minggu. • • • Rafael Yehezkiel Saverro atau Kiel, 25 Tahun, adalah Seorang Vokalis Band Bernama Earth Boy's (EB) Yang Baru Saja Kembali Ke Indonesia Setelah Vakum Dari Bandnya Selama Setahun dan Akan Melakukan Comeback Bersama Anggota Bandnya. Pada Saat Yang Bersamaan, Kiel Terjerat Skandal Yang Membuatnya Berpikir Untuk Mengakhiri Kariernya Sebagai Musisi. Karena Banyaknya Pihak Yang Tak Menyetujui Keputusannya Tersebut. Comeback EB Pun Tetap Dilaksanakan dan Berjalan Mulus. Namun, Pada Saat EB Menyelesaikan Penampilan Terakhir Mereka, Kiel Mengalami Kecelakaan Mobil Yang Merenggut Pengelihatannya. Beberapa Minggu Setelah Insiden Kecelakaan Itu Terjadi, Kiel Bertemu Dengan Seorang Pria Bernama Vo, 26 Tahun, Yang Kala Itu Memergokinya Ingin Mengakhiri Hidup Dengan Berencana Melompat Dari Atap Rumah Sakit. Sejak Saat Itu, Kiel dan Vo Pun Sering Bersama. Vo Yang Saat Itu Diminta Oleh Biel, 31 Tahun, Saudara Kiel Untuk Merawatnya Pun Berjanji Untuk Menjadi Mata Untuk Kiel. Seiring Berjalannya Waktu, Akhirnya Muncullah Benih-benih Cinta Diantara Keduanya. Mereka Pun Memutuskan Untuk Berpacaran. Namun, Apakah Cinta Mereka Akan Bertahan? Akankah Kiel dan Vo Akan Selalu Bersama? Dan Apakah Vo Akan Selalu Menjadi Mata Untuk Kiel? • • • IG : rfael.yhzkiel ( Untuk Berkomunikasi Silahkan DM Via IG )

[Traditional Supernatural + Unconventional Trading + Tales of Evil Objects] This is a peculiar pawnshop that specializes in acquiring objects of special value with dark and malevolent origins! Coins from the mouths of the dead, executioner's blades, grave mushrooms, flesh-reishi, Kunlun fetuses......evil objects can harm as well as help! With the touch of the pawnshop's hands, evil can be transformed into treasure! Promotion and wealth, disaster relief, even defying fate and changing destiny! Things are not inherently good or bad; it is only human desire that is never satisfied...... On certain late nights, this pawnshop is frequented by many strange and eerie customers......

Synopsis: "When I opened my eyes, I was... a mushroom?!" Yuno sought another opportunity to live but discovered this unique situation instead. After his rebirth as a minuscule fungal organism in a harsh environment he discovers the Mycelium System which allows him to evolve while battling his way through dungeons to ascend the food chain. Yuno starts his journey after surviving goblin attacks while he battles legendary warriors to discover his true purpose. While Yuno becomes more powerful the shadowy forces of Brave Mainland gain more strength. A tiny mushroom seeks to achieve the status of world's greatest hero.

The story is about a single mother and her two children reincarnated into another world, where they become...mushrooms Together they rebuilt the village in the countryside. Together with people in another world. But it seems that life in another world is not as simple as the mother imagined, as forces collide with each other. A mother and her children need to do more to survive in this world. Because nothing in life is beautiful and peaceful forever. Life is never like a fairy tale, it will always be full of emotions and chaos. That is the true nature of life.

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

Vina Robert yang dikehidupan lampaunya, dia selalu dianiaya oleh adik angkatnya. setelah dia mendapat peluang untuk terlahir kembali. Dia pun menggunakan banyak cara untuk melawan adik tirinya yang bersikap seolah olah polos namun ternyata adalah pemangsa yang kejam.

Malam itu Bahar sang CEO Yaman gelisah sange karena sudah seminggu Istri nya Sarifah Umroh ke tarim dengan hasil usaha kuburan palsu Wali Habib yang menghasilkan pundi-pundi rupiah lewat atm kotak amal. Bahar pun tak kuat menahan sange yang membuat kanjut nya cilegeng akibat meminum ramuan ngaceng habib taufik al yamani. Diam-diam dalam keheningan malam bahar mengocok kanjut nya dengan tangannya sendiri,"seresek-seresek" terdengar suara kocokan kanjut yang di olesi minyak hand body lotion. Semakin lama mengocok,bahar malah merasakan panas dibagian kanjut alias K0nt#l nya dan tangannya mun malah terasa pegal. "Bukannya buceng alias buc4t tapi malah menderita" gerutu bahar dalam hati. "Haduh ana mesti gimana nih ? " pikir bahar. "Oh iya di kamar bawah kan ada si Inem pembantu ana nih" pikir omes bahar. Akhirnya Bahar pun mengendap-endap ke kamar pembantu nya yaitu Inem, dengan perlahan namun tidak pasti karena bisa saja Inem tidak membukakan pintu kamar nya. Tibaa-tibaaaaa terdengar suara.....DUUUUUUT PELEPES SIIIIIIIIT. Bahar pun terkaget setengah hidup, karena dibalik kamar Inem terdengar sesuatu yang mengentutkan..."Waduh suara apa tuh ya di kamar si Inem" pikir bahar. Hemmmm apa mungkin kah suara gas yang keluar dari lubang silit Inem? "Walahualam bishawab dah". kata si Bahar. Bahar pun mulai membuka pintu kamar Inem,"Pintu kamar dulu yee, bukan cangcut loooh". Kata Bahar dalam hati sambil menahan tawa. Oh my god....kata bahar pintu nya di Kunci. Haduuuuuh....bahar pun kecewa berat di tengah kanjut nya yang melegeng membuanya pegel dan linu-linu tipis akibat gesekan dengan sarung tanpa kolor nya. Akhirnya bahar memutuskan untuk mengintip inem dulu dari atas jendela pintu kan ada kaca nya tuh di atas pintu kamar Inem. Baharpun menggeser kursi tinggi yang bulet untuk naik dan mengintip si Inem. Dengan hati-hati dan perlahan, bahar pun naik ke kursi guna mengintip Inem, dengan wajah sange dan lidah yang melet-melet, serta kanjut yang menyundul-nyundul sarung. Bahar pun mulai melancarkan aksi nya yaitu mengintip si Inem. penasaran? lanjut baca bab 1 aja yaa....

Author : Yi Shi Si Zhou 一十四洲 “Until the day humanity falls.” In the year 2020, Earth’s magnetic poles disappeared and humankind was nearly wiped out by cosmic radiation. Within the span of a hundred years, living creatures began to mutate and devour each other while the remaining humans, numbering in the tens of thousands, struggled bitterly in their man-made bases. In the Abyss, home to the mutated xenogenics, there lived a sentient little mushroom. Because it had been nourished by the blood and flesh of the deceased human An Ze, not only did it take on a similar-looking human form, but a similar name as well: An Zhe. An Zhe is determined to go to the human base to search for his spore, which had been harvested by humans. Once there, however, he faces the omnipresent risk of discovery and certain death as he tries to keep his non-human nature hidden from the Judges, whose responsibility is to inspect for and eliminate xenogenics like himself. And of all the Judges, Colonel Lu Feng is the most perceptive and merciless—as soon as he determines that someone is a xenogenic, he will execute that person on the spot. But An Zhe’s mutation goes undetected by Lu Feng’s eyes, and so a tale of humans and xenogenics unfolds…

"Hello there, as you heard from whatever those strange words are, I’m basically a mushroom, but in reverse, instead of leeching energy off dying things, I give energy to… the dying? To those that ask for it? No no, that’s not it… hmmm… oh that’s right! To those that need it! Well, that’s how it was supposed to go, but something unexpected came up, I would say they are going completely overboard as they tried to off me. All I know is that I helped someone in dire need of it and now, I’m being chased by these scary people, I can hide pretty good, but they are looking for me thoroughly, and they are somehow tracking me, all I can do is keep running, or would that be jumping? Oh, it doesn’t matter!” "I heard something over there!" ‽ ‽ ‽ "Oh shoot they heard me moving, I have to get going now, bye whoever you are, I wish you a good life!" Follow a unique little mushroom in a fantasy world where both nature and civilization are at the top, neither dominating nor succumbing to the other. Nature, monsters, animals, as strong as ever, and the humans, orcs, elves, demons, you name it, are just as proficient, each in their own way. Monsters hunting, killing, dominating the others... the sentient races gathering and growing for survival and betterment in their lives, and in the middle of all that, is our small, uncanny, mushroom friend… well, lets see what happens, shall we? (Art: “Shroom home” by Know-Kname on DeviantArt)

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

"Jangan khawatir sayang, kau tidak akan pernah kesepian lagi. Tak hanya aku, Serena pun akan menemani dan melayani mu sayang" "Materi miliyaran itu tak sebanding dengan jiwamu yang murni, aku ingin menikmati dan memilkimu"

Small, stories

A short story off tragic love

Dari kehampaan abadi, Aventerus Revinus muncul dan menciptakan Sepuluh Realm yang membentuk Eldoria. Dengan terbentuknya dunia ini, keseimbangan mulai goyah, dan pertempuran antara dewa, iblis, dan makhluk legendaris pun dimulai.

In a distant world, Cely regained consciousness after having previously been killed with the explosion of a miniature black hole. Her body though felt... weird, yet familiar. This story follows Cely on her path to strength through hardships, death, and atrocities. Updates are highly irregular so be patient if you like the story.

Tony White a forensics anthropologist, is taken (kidnapped) by the CIA with his ex Wife Rose Thomson a palentolgiest to a island only recently discovered that harbours a prehistoric secret that nobody in the CIA knows of. will they be able to survive this hellish jungle. ( sorry for the bad puns)

Bencana Transmigrasi melanda dunia ini, Arcadian. Orang-orang menghilang dan muncul ancaman dari dunia lain. Rael Orna kehilangan kedua orangtuanya yang menghilang beserta kampung halaman akibat Bencana Transmigrasi. Perlahan kebenaran tentang bencana ini akan terungkap beserta rahasia dari dunia Arcadian yang tidak diketahui oleh siapa pun

[Have you become more learned today?] [Accounting for the capacity of your brain, your study efficiency has been increased to 28 times that of normal.] [The remaining amount of energy you have for studying today, 26 hours.] [You will enter an exhausted state when your energy is depleted and be unable to obtain new information.] [Please relax by using the functions within the system and restore your energy as soon as possible.] With limited energy and the onset of fatigue, the Study Monster had no time to think too much--papers to come! Had the heavens not grant me this system, the unending sea of knowledge would seem like a long night.

Berhasil menciptakan mesin waktu. Dua pasangan ilmuan muda tersebut memutuskan untuk mengujinya. Namun tidak di sangka, ketika kembali ke masa depan. Dunia berubah menjadi 180° dan menjadi sangat berantakan, berniat untuk menyelesaikan masalahnya. Dia pun mencoba kembali ke masa lalu, namun malah terdampar di aliran waktu yang tidak menentu dan dia tidak bisa kembali.

In a world filled with Vivens (zombies), with near minimal resources, but the common sense which most horror movie protagonists lack, join us, as our protagonists- literally evderyday commoners- paddle through the jaws of death incarnate. (pun intended). There will always be something new to learn and witness.

Kisah ini sepenuhnya merupakan karya fiksi. Nama-nama tokoh diambil dari figur dewa-dewi dalam mitologi masa lampau dan tidak memiliki keterkaitan apa pun dengan kepercayaan yang ada di dunia nyata.

Prolog Malam itu, langit terbelah oleh petir yang tidak wajar. Desa kecil di lembah Eldoria mendadak dikepung oleh kekuatan yang tak kasat mata. Sebuah suara menggema di udara, penuh kehancuran namun memikat, seperti bisikan iblis yang bersembunyi di balik kabut. Di tengah ladang gandum yang hancur, seorang bayi ditemukan dalam sebuah peti hitam yang terbungkus cahaya biru redup. Kulitnya bersih, tetapi matanya—ah, mata itu—menyala seperti dua bintang yang menantang kegelapan malam. Seorang pria tua berjubah lusuh, bernama Orlen, menemukan bayi itu. Wajahnya yang dipenuhi kerutan menegang ketika dia membaca ukiran di peti hitam tersebut: "Pewaris Takdir Langit. Mereka yang menyentuhnya akan bertemu dengan akhir dunia, atau menjadi pelindungnya." Orlen tahu malam itu bukan malam biasa. Bayi ini, siapa pun dia, bukanlah makhluk biasa. Dua puluh tahun kemudian, bayi itu telah tumbuh menjadi seorang pemuda bernama Kael. Tinggal di pedalaman bersama Orlen, Kael menjalani hidup sederhana, tanpa mengetahui bahwa dirinya adalah kunci dari perang besar yang akan mengguncang langit dan bumi. Namun, takdir tidak pernah tidur. Ketika Kael tanpa sengaja membangkitkan kekuatan yang telah tersegel dalam tubuhnya, dunia mulai bergerak. Para ksatria dari Kerajaan Valdris, sekte penyihir kuno, dan iblis penjaga dimensi mulai mengejarnya. Sebuah perjalanan pun dimulai—untuk menemukan kebenaran tentang siapa dia sebenarnya, melindungi dunia yang menolaknya, dan menghadapi ancaman yang lebih besar dari mimpi buruk siapa pun. ---

Menceritakan perempuan cantik bernama Lea yang gemar membaca buku favoritnya yang berjudul Alea. Namun tanpa sebab keajaiban terjadi, ketika dirinya tertidur setelah membaca novel tersebut ia pun terbangun ke dalam dunia novel sebagai ALEA.

This book is a fantasy martial arts novel written in the VB programming language, suitable for readers of all ages. The book consists of 111 parts, divided into 1111 volumes. In plain text (txt) format, the total size of the book exceeds 340 megabytes. If translated into Chinese characters, the total number of characters should be no less than 170 million. This time, the first twenty parts of the book are published. The remaining ninety-one parts, as well as future updated, simplified, and first-person versions of «Legend of the Mushroom Prince» will be released gradually after ideal co-authors are found.

Melihat jam tangannya aku tau kakek bukan dari kalangan menengah kebawah. "Mampus aku jika benar kakek ini orang kaya trus mati".. Batinku dalam hati membuatku semakin menangis. Tak lama ambulan datang. Kakekpun di bawa masuk menggunakan tandu ke ambulan. tapi,, para security pun ikut masuk semua dan hanya satu security yang tinggal. Siapa dia... Siapa kakek itu?

The life in the planet Earth wasn't normal from it's creatin. Monsters from space inhabits the planets but as the Planet Earth inhabited by Humans already —Humans had to be in constant war and killing with the Monsters. The moon wasn't protected by Earth from it's creation was inhabited by Monsters of different species which is the stronghold for monsters attacking Earth. Yun-Wei-Li, his dream was to venture the space and duel with Lunar Mosters, He was always kind and soft but one incident changed him he was kind still but was hard as rock . Death could change a person