Memes Tristes

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

[ Livro 1: Concluído ] Tristan Davis, o CEO playboy da Heavenly Star Enterprize, foi obrigado a casar com QUALQUER MULHER dentro de um mês ou, senão... seu título glamoroso e posição seriam retirados dele. NÃOOOO! Como ele poderia seduzir aquelas mulheres lindas se ele se tornasse pobre e não fosse mais um CEO? Tudo bem, ele vai encontrar uma mulher e casar com ela para agradar seu avô exigente. Que se dane se é uma mulher estranha e esquisita que ele conheceu na montanha enquanto acampava. Certo? Espera.. O quê!? Ela NÃO É HUMANA? Ela é a filha do deus demônio? Você disse... DEMÔNIO? Mas ela parece tão angelical, bela e inocente. Tristan nem conseguia olhar para outras mulheres depois que a filha do deus demônio se tornou sua esposa. Ha. Ele pode muito bem mantê-la por perto, já que o avô parece gostar tanto dela. ============ Zhen-Zhen, que tinha a linhagem do deus demônio, estava sendo alvo dos guerreiros guardiões. Desde criança eles tentaram matá-la muitas vezes, mas falharam. Sem outra escolha, eles a selaram na Montanha Divina. Mas após 100 anos, seu selo foi acidentalmente quebrado e assim, seu Protetor encontrou a chance de enviá-la para outro mundo habitado apenas por humanos comuns - sem seres sobrenaturais e sem poderes mágicos. Neste novo mundo, ela conheceu o CEO Galã e Travesso, que lhe propôs casamento no primeiro encontro. Mas espere... Casamento? Se tornar sua Esposa? O que significa se tornar uma Esposa? Embora a filha do deus demônio não tivesse ideia do que significa se tornar uma esposa, ela aceitou sua proposta animada! "Sim! Eu quero ser sua esposa!" ============ *** Trecho *** Zhen-Zhen: "Tristan, por que você está rindo mesmo estando triste? Eu posso sentir. Você está sofrendo, agora." Em seu estado de embriaguez, Tristan ainda conseguia absorver as palavras dela. Tristan: "Ei, minha Zhen-Zhen. Você vai ser minha esposa, né?" Zhen-Zhen: "Sim..." Tristan: "Então... me faça feliz. Venha mais perto... e me beije." Ela se inclinou mais para perto de Tristan enquanto pressionava seus lábios delicados e quentes nos lábios frios dele. Zhen-Zhen: "Você está feliz agora, Tristan?" Tristan sacudiu a cabeça e fez beicinho. "Não! Zhen-Zhen, aquilo não pode ser considerado um beijo! Você apenas pressionou seus lábios nos meus." Ele reclamou exasperadamente para ela. "Vem aqui, eu vou te ensinar!" Tristan segurou o rosto dela e então começou a beijá-la apaixonadamente. Tristan puxou a cabeça dela para mais perto à medida que aprofundava o beijo. Após alguns segundos, Zhen-Zhen respondeu e retribuiu seu beijo com tanta intensidade quanto ele. 'Caramba, ela aprende rápido.' ========= [ Quente+Divertido+Fofinho+Para Adultos ]~ Esta é a história da filha do deus demônio e de um CEO galã e travesso... ======= Prêmio deste Livro: WPC#133 Tier Ouro - Nenhum Humano Permitido! Protagonista Feminina Apoie o Autor: Junte-se ao Servidor do Discord do Autor: https://discord.gg/D44M6DYW2G Envie mensagem para mim no Discord: ellezar_g#1010 Outro Livro do Autor: 1. A Assasina Diabólica encontra o Detetive Angélico Volume I: Encontro Fatal (Capítulo 1-275) Concluído Volume II: Seus Caminhos se Cruzaram Novamente (Capítulo 276-530) Concluído 2. Amor Proibido: Sedução de um Anjo 3. Moon Lovers: Bound by Blood and Revenge A arte/ilustração/foto foi gerada por IA pelo Autor

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Bei Yue Yue war eine selbstlose und sanftmütige Person. Danach wanderte sie aus und wurde zu "Huang Ying Yue", einem weiblichen Kanonenfutter, das in dem unsterblichen Roman, den sie gerade gelesen hat, für seine Bösartigkeit, Gnadenlosigkeit, Geilheit und Unmenschlichkeit bekannt ist und eine nymphomanische Persönlichkeit hat. In dem Roman hat die ursprüngliche "Huang Ying Yue" unzählige böse Taten begangen und damit viele der mächtigen Charaktere im Inneren beleidigt. Nicht nur die Heldin des Romans, sondern auch alle Männer im Harem der Heldin wurden von "ihr" auf unterschiedliche Weise physisch und psychisch belästigt und missbraucht. Der Weg zur Unsterblichkeit ist voll von Stacheln, Gefahren und unvorhersehbaren Bedrohungen. Überall wimmelt es von bösen Kultivatoren, Monstern und Dämonen. Auf dem Weg zur Unsterblichkeit müssen sich alle Kultivierenden zusammentun, um diese bösen Wesen zu vernichten. Bei dem Versuch, ihr Ziel zu erreichen, muss sich YueYue zahllosen mächtigen Feinden stellen, die "Huang Ying Yue" in der Vergangenheit beleidigt hat, sowie den Schulden, die "Huang Ying Yue" begangen hat. Gleichzeitig muss sie sich mit der eisbergschönen Heldin Huang Bai Xing auseinandersetzen, die von unzähligen schönen Männern und himmelstürmenden Reichtümern umgeben ist. Mit goldenen Fingern und der Liebe des Himmels erhielt Huang Bai Xing goldene Finger. Mit goldenen Fingern, Huang Bai Xing wuchs stärker von Tag zu Tag und warten auf die beste Gelegenheit, um "Huang Ying Yue" zu töten. Mächtige Leute, Huang Bai Xing's Männer, einer nach dem anderen nehmen ihre Waffen heraus, beabsichtigen zu töten und ihr eine schreckliche Lektion zu erteilen, weil "sie" ihre geliebte Frau verletzt hat. Glücklicherweise konnte sie mit der himmelstürmenden ätherischen kleinen Welt, die sie erhalten hatte, die spirituellen Pflanzen pflanzen, die spirituellen Früchte ernten, sich mit der reichhaltigen spirituellen Kraft kultivieren und die Zeit betrügen, indem sie mit dem spirituellen Wasserfall im Inneren des Raumes badete, während sie ihr "friedliches" Leben auf dem Weg der Unsterblichkeit weiterführte. Mit ihrer treuen Tierarmee machte sie sich auf den Weg der Kultivierung, um neue Menschen, Liebe, Freundschaft, Schwierigkeiten, Aufregung und eine geheimnisvolle Vergangenheit kennenzulernen, während sie ihr eigenes Schicksal und das aller Menschen um sie herum für eine bessere Zukunft veränderte. Unbewusst war ihr nicht einmal bewusst, dass sie aufgrund ihrer Persönlichkeit unzählige Pfirsichblüten anzieht, die ihr tristes Leben für immer verändern. Warnung: 1VN Ende, eine Frau endet mit vielen Männern. Es gibt Tabu-Liebe (aber nicht hirnlos) Bitte lesen Sie die Tags, bevor Sie in meine Welt eintauchen. Cover von: Pinterest, Credit geht an den richtigen vollen Besitzer. Mein Instagram Account: Littlecarrot006_ Mein DISCORD-Benutzername: littlecarrot6510 https://discord.gg/8tn2JkKs. Mein zweites Buch: Mythos des Wunders: Wiedergeboren, um meinem Schicksal zu trotzen Dieses Buch ist für die Teilnahme am WSA 2024 (Progressing) #Portalspace #Reverseharem #Tabu #Darkromance #Femaleleadxianxia #Xianxia #Np #Kultivierung #Abenteuer #Immortalität #Polyandry #Manybeautifulmen #transmigrated #cannonfodder #Romance #Fighting #Beast #Multicontinents #Mysteriouspast #KindandgentleFLbutnotweak #Vergebenabernichtvergessen #CleverFL

juste après sa demande en mariage barbara s'évanouit remplie de joie et de colère.a Son réveille elle se retrouva dans une nouvel intitulé le regard du roi . dans ce monde fantastique rempli de monstres de mystère et de secret elle c'est réincarnée en dark angel la pire personnage de l'histoire destinée à mourir à dix-huit ans refusant cette triste réalité elle décida d'apprendre les arts martiaux,la médecine,... pour éviter de mourir si jeune,puis de faire tomber le magnifique prince sous son charme pour garantir sa survie.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Alice est une développeuse logicielle de 28 ans. Elle gagne de l'argent, fait des dons à des œuvres de charité, et donne même à manger aux sans-abris. Mais, en vérité, elle n'a jamais été aussi triste. Elle n'a pas d'amis et sa famille et elle sont brouillés depuis qu'elle leur a annoncé son homosexualité. Elle essaie de se distraire de ses problèmes, jusqu'au moment où elle meurt soudainement. Ce n'est cependant pas la fin. On demande à Alice de faire 3 vœux, 3 choses qu'elle désirerait si elle avait l'opportunité de renaître. Alice souhaite avoir autant d'amants que possible, un rôle dans le monde qui a du sens, et une famille qui l'accepte. Et ainsi, Alice se réveille dans un autre monde sous le nom de Melisa Blackflame, la fille aînée d'une famille de succubes. Elle décide d'essayer de vivre sa vie pleinement ici, en se jurant que, par-dessus tout, elle mènera une vie significative et, finalement, ENFIN, trouvera l'amour! Ce qu'elle ne sait pas, cependant, c'est qu'elle est sur le point de trouver bien plus que ce qu'elle peut gérer. --- Harem GL/Futa ! Mises à jour quotidiennes à 12 h heure de l'Est.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.

Um garoto teve sua vida retirada de maneira triste, mas para sua felicidade irá reencarnar em um mundo de aventura e fantasia, o que será que irá acontecer? Leia ai. Nota: Não preciso dizer sobre *plágio* né?

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Hay algo profundamente solitario en la experiencia de amar y no ser correspondida. Algo desgarrador que no se puede nombrar con precisión, pero que se siente en cada rincón del alma, como un vacío que no cesa de expandirse. El amor, a veces, no es el salvavidas que esperas. No es el faro en medio de la tormenta, ni la promesa eterna de una felicidad compartida. No. El amor, en su forma más cruel, es la sombra que persigue los momentos de claridad, la mentira disfrazada de esperanza, el sueño que se deshace entre los dedos tan pronto como lo tocas. Una historia de desamor, de dolor, de arrepentimiento, pero también de aprendizaje. De las cicatrices que se quedan, no como heridas abiertas, sino como marcas que nos recuerdan quiénes éramos y quiénes nos hemos convertido. Es un relato sobre lo que significa amar en silencio, sufrir en soledad y, finalmente, aprender a redescubrirse a uno mismo en la quietud de la ruptura. No es una historia de redención, ni de promesas de un amor que lo cure todo. Es, más bien, una historia de aceptación, de aceptación del dolor, del desarraigo y de la pérdida. Porque en la vida, lo único que verdaderamente perdura es el aprendizaje que sacamos de todo lo que vivimos.

Joaquín Esccuela, Mexicano que viaja a California con su familia en plena fiebre del oro para enriqueserce termina pasando una historia cruda, violenta, sangrienta y triste que termina cambiando su forma de ver la vida.

GL Novel

Gl Novel

Cataleya, es una niña que a pasado por muchas cosas tristes en su vida más sin embargo el destino tiene algo maravilloso para ella con forme va creciendo y conociendo el mundo

Una historia donde el protagonista se enfrenta a un apocalipsis y se desarrolla en el entorno mientras consigue un equipo que lo va a acompañar por el resto de su aventura vivirán momentos increíbles, tristes, divertidos y demás cosas, aunque los seres que se enfrentaran no son zombis...

El mundo se acabó, triste y desafortunadamente, no surgieron poderosos guerreros para defender a la humanidad. Las grandes masas poblacionales ahora viven aisladas unas de otras, escondidas y ocultas de los horrores que hay en el mundo exterior. Pero, ¿Qué pasa cuando aun sabiendo que ya no existe un lugar seguro sigues tus deseos de libertad? ¿Qué tan lejos estás dispuesto a llegar por tu libertad? Esta es la historia de los prisioneros olvidados de los Tres Quintiles

En "Entre las sombras", una joven de 22 años se encuentra atrapada en un ciclo de depresión y ansiedad, encerrada en su habitación y rodeada de recuerdos tristes. Con su mente en blanco y su corazón desbordado de confusión, lucha por encontrar una salida a un dolor que parece interminable. A medida que los días se convierten en semanas, sus pensamientos se entrelazan con la lucha interna de desear ayuda pero no saber cómo pedirla. La sociedad la juzga sin conocer su historia, mientras ella se siente perdida en un mundo que parece avanzar sin ella. Con el tiempo como un enemigo, debe enfrentar sus miedos más profundos y descubrir qué significa realmente "vivir" en un momento en que la vida parece desvanecerse. "Entre las sombras" es un viaje conmovedor hacia la esperanza, la vulnerabilidad y el poder de la conexión humana.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

穿成古代愚孝文渣A - Original Name. 洛小湃 - Author. STATUS In COO:- 138 (End) - 116 main + 22 extras. Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag AStraight to the bottom Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Author: Luo Xiaopai Status: Completed Latest chapter: Main text Chapter 138 (Extra 22) Introduction to the work: Copywriting: Weibo: Jinjiang Luo Xiaopai Ji Huan woke up and found that she had been transported into an ancient book about foolish filial piety and became the foolish and filial daughter of a farm family. The original person was imprisoned by the whole family. Not only did he do the hardest and most tiring work, but he also had no regrets. His parents spent all the money from selling food on the eldest brother and the third brother. They called the eldest brother the eldest son and the third brother. In addition, money is needed to obtain academic qualifications. As for the money that the original person deserves, the original person's mother pretends to save it for the original person first, but in fact, she secretly subsidizes the eldest son and the younger son. The wife Jiang Yubai that the original person married was said by her mother to be a evil star. Not only did she not let the original person and Jiang Yubai consummate their marriage, she also made things difficult for Jiang Yubai in every possible way, leaving the most tiring and dirty work to Jiang Yubai. Baigan, because of his filial piety, did not dare to say a word for Jiang Yubai. At the end of the book, the original person worked hard for his family all his life, so that he died of illness early before he was forty years old. Jiang Yubai died early in front of the original person. Before the original person died, he only received His parents said lightly: "You are filial." Ji Huan looked at the plot of the original book and immediately said, "What kind of feudal dross is this?" She wants to see who dares to kidnap her morally! So, her mother asked Ji Huan to work in the fields, and Ji Huan lay on the edge of the field and slept soundly. She asked Jiang Yubai to cook for the family, but Ji Huan went into the kitchen and "accidentally" dropped all the bowls; When carrying water, Ji Huan poured senna leaves into the water, which made the whole family unable to stop. When her mother did not give her the money she deserved, Ji Huan went to the village to borrow money and asked the person who was borrowed the money to find it. The original parents want it. In short, the original parents finally couldn't live with Ji Huan anymore and proposed to separate the family. Ji Huan happily agreed and took Jiang Yubai to live a small life with the land and money. Fortunately, Ji Huan was a craftsman in Jianzhan in her previous life. Soon she returned to her old profession and became prosperous in the small town. When she thought about coming over to woo her cheap relatives, Ji Huan said, "Who are you?" " Note: 1. Qianyuan=alpha, Kunze=omega, Zhongyong=beta, no pendant.

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels Status in COO:- 100 (completed) 90 main + 10extras. 穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a - Name original 洛小湃 - Author name. Shen Xian died suddenly in an accident and traveled through an ancient ABO abuse novel. She became a scumbag in the book who was so angry that his father suffered a stroke, his mother took medicine, and his wife divorced. His daughter was afraid of her, his wife was afraid of her, and even the seventh aunt was afraid of her. The eighth aunt had to take a detour when she saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was obsessed with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and would go to Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. However, the male protagonist in the original book, Lu Jianbai, was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, a scumbag, and the two of them... Shen Xian, who blackmailed and demanded money, was sent to jail. Shen Xian held her forehead and thought: She is not worthy of this peerless scumbag! Fortunately, she still had a system to follow her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book. Plot: A 50-yuan reward for having a cordial and friendly conversation with her daughter; a 100-yuan reward for taking her father for a walk downstairs; a 100-yuan reward for picking up her daughter from kindergarten; With some money earned from doing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company. However, in a short period of time, the company became prominent in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter continued to Changing her view of Shen Xian... Small theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mom, Mom, there are several beautiful ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Hey, my wife, I was wrong, they are just partners. Lin Qinghan's lips curled up into a smile: "Let's settle the accounts when we go home tonight." Shen Xian: Ooooh~I'm afraid Content tags: Rebirth, slap in the face, sweet text, Chuan Shu search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Xian, Lin Qinghan

穿書後，女主把我搞到手了？ - original name Author :- 洛小湃 Status in COO:- 83 total chapters ( 81 main + 2 extras) Wei Miao was reborn in a book called "The Domineering President Series: Campus Sweetheart Don't Try to Run" and became a vicious female supporting character who was crazy about the male protagonist in the original book and satirized and framed the female protagonist. And Wei Miao, who is bound to the positive energy system, is asked to save the abused heroine in exchange for his own life in the book world. So the heroine couldn't enter the dormitory door; Wei Miao: I'll help you. The heroine was bullied; Wei Miao: I will protect her. The heroine is sick; Wei Miao: I will take care of her. The heroine is in danger; Wei Miao: I will save you. Until the heroine Liang Qianwei blushed and hugged Wei Miao's waist and said: I want you; Wei Miao:???When did the heroine bend? Forget it, my life is all yours! content tags: Sweet article, Chuan Shu, Shuang article Campus search keywords: Protagonist: Wei Miao, Liang Qianwei ┃ Supporting roles: Song Mengmeng, Wang Xiao, Lu Weinan ┃ Others: Chuan Shu, gl one sentence introduction : After rescuing the heroine, something started to go wrong with the heroine? Purpose: To achieve a positive life through unremitting efforts.

Amber tuvo una vida perfecta, hasta que algo terrible cayó sobre ella. Parece que todo da un giro inesperado, lleno de sorpresas y decepciones. No sabe si estará bien, si se puede curar ... Es una persona atravesada por las flechas venenosas del dolor. ¿Podrá liberarse de su oscuro y triste pasado?

Associated Names [Edit] Adjacent Street GL 邻街gl Status in COO [Edit] 30 Chapters (Completed) Genre [Edit] Romance Yuri Tags[ ] [Edit] Cute Protagonist Love at First Sight Author(s) [Edit] 黎和里 Yu Qiu doesn't believe that love at first sight exists in this world. In fact, it was not true. She fell in love with Ning Qing at first sight, lost her soul at first sight, and fell in love at first sight... Then she was tied tightly and handed the key to him. A cold beauty on the inside ┃ Others: One-sentence introduction: The evolutionary history of a beautiful sister’s wife-slave Concept: You are my love at first sight

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.