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*****WPC OCT 2024 Entry***** When Carl Suis, a fresh zoology graduate, lands an internship with MECCP (Mythical and Endangered Creatures Care and Protection), he expects to work with exotic animals—not be magically whisked into Mythica, a realm brimming with dragons, mermaids, and other magical creatures. What starts as a dream job quickly spirals into chaos. Feeding creatures is the least of Carl’s worries as he tackles ecosystem meltdowns, interspecies feuds, and cultural clashes straight out of a fantasy fever dream. Forget the myths—these creatures are nothing like the books said. With Mythica’s fragile world teetering on collapse and MECCP’s future at stake, Carl must rely on his zoological skills, quick thinking, and unexpected allies to save the day. But in this unpredictable land, survival means embracing the wild—and the wildly hilarious—at every turn. Can Carl protect this magical world, or will his internship be his last adventure?

Meet Kazuya Tanaka, an underachieving college student with dreams of mediocrity. One day, while snoozing through another boring lecture, he accidentally opens a mysterious app on his phone. Suddenly, Kazuya is transported to another world—a realm where gods and mythical creatures co-exist, but there's a problem: the gods are all hilariously dysfunctional, and the realm is in chaos.

~Mature Content~ Alex, a broke and normal college student, stumbles across a deal too good to pass up—a high-tech VR headset for just $99.99 with a coupon code. Curious and desperate, he buys it, only to discover a virtual world called The Nexus. This isn’t just any game; every coin he earns in the VR world can be cashed out in real life. There are two Modes in The VR game: General for Normal Gaming/Adult for Adult Gaming. He doesn’t know what happened after playing VR he discovered that he can use the in-game currency he earned through quests can be use in real life. And all the quests are related to Adult Game mode which he selected in the starting.

Qi Yu is a sharp-tongued CEO who stumbles into chaos at a construction site, where shady deals and unpaid wages are just the beginning. Enter Rong Xuelan, a determined single mom with a feisty spirit and an adorable baby, Dou Dou, who instantly adores Qi Yu. As Qi Yu juggles fixing the mess, bonding with the giggling toddler, and uncovering unexpected connections, he starts to wonder—why does this little family feel so familiar? A hilarious and heartwarming tale of unlikely encounters, hidden ties, and a baby who might just steal the CEO's heart!

Falling for your grumpy best friend is a recipe for disaster...or the best kind of chaos? This hilarious romance proves that sometimes, the best love stories are the ones you never planned.

What would have thought that this fate would before Kunda? The crazy, astute, mysterious and hilarious Kunda and his Gang undergo a 1 Year Mission to take care of disturbance around some vicinity. Let's see how it goes. There could be a War, who knows?

~Mature Content~ A guy living his boring life as he play games on his pc. He loves to play erotics and adult games, and one day because of some random draw or something he was chosen as ‘Beta Player/Tester’ for the game. without any hesitation in his mind he sign the form he got in his email and in few days he got the VR Capsule for the beta testing. Of couse he didn’t have to pay for anything, and will get the chance to play an adult game first time in a VR. [You have Entered the Game!] [Please Enter Your Login Details!] -Username: *******- -Password : *******- [Thank You For Login!] -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- [All the characters in the novel that will appear will all be of the age of 18 or above]

Have you ever thought about how your life would turn out at the age of 18? Well before I could even say that I was an adult to even say I was going to conquer it. The world had seemed to already be determined of what mine and the rest of humanity would be when the first Leviathans was made public to our world.

Being the pack defect is bad enough. Getting REJECTED? By your own fated mate? Yeah. THAT is a whole new level of low. Ava Grey is the pack defect, a wolfless shifter. She struggles through life with the vague dream of freedom. Her opportunity comes when she's suddenly informed that she will be attending the Lunar Gala, an annual ball for young adult shifters to find their fated mates. And she finds him. He's beautiful and intense, and his kisses send desire through her veins like a drug. Until he REJECTS her. Ava isn't about to go back to her dreary life. She escapes and forges a new identity far from her pack, and far from her alpha mate. She makes new friends and is even forcefully adopted by a hilarious husky. But just as she settles in and finds happiness, strange things begin to happen... Her husky has been holding secrets. She's hearing whispers that shifter packs all over are looking for her. And she can smell a familiar scent in her apartment, which makes no sense at all... because the man it belongs to rejected her. DECEMBER 2024 NOTE-- Author has a broken hand and updates are slower than normal. Deepest apologies. Trying to get updates more normalized again!! --------- This is a wolf shifter romance with multiple triggers that like to waltz hand in hand with all the dark themes through a meadow of dead flowers. In this book you will find the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Laugh, cry, rage; you can do them all as you follow Ava in the rather perilous journey of being a wolf shifter in this generation of werewolf romance. There are R18 scenes sprinkled throughout this book like candy popping out of a pinata. Please read responsibly. ------- AUTHOR DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

Emir, a 24-year-old with a mysterious power to get 100x cashback on purchases, embarks on a wild journey of luxury, chaos, and unexpected skills. As he spends millions on extravagant items, he keeps his powers hidden, unlocking unique abilities with every big buy. From eccentric live streams to building an empire, Emir’s life is a hilarious and unpredictable rollercoaster of wealth, quirky viewers, and bizarre adventures.

In a town where the aroma of brewing coffee mingles with the scent of budding romance, two unlikely souls collide over cappuccinos and chaotic orders. Sophie, a bookstore dreamer with her head in the clouds, finds herself in a caffeine spin when the charming barista Liam spills more than just coffee beans into her life. As they stir up laughter and navigate a series of hilariously awkward yet heartwarming moments, will they discover that love is the perfect blend? In the joyful chaos of a cozy coffee shop, miscommunication might just be the extra froth on the latte of life, leading to a slow-burn romance that's as sweet as a whipped cream-topped mocha. Join them for a spirited adventure that proves sometimes, love is best served hot and a little messy!

When an unknown series of airships begins to threaten the skyspace, a continent made up of grand airships housing ancient weapons with unknown power, three young adults must go on a journey of self-discovery while trying to prevent the weapons falling into the wrong hands.

Age is just a number!!! That's right!!! From the time she was a little girl to the time she was an adult, not a single person approached Naura Nadiandra. A twenty-seven-year-old mature woman who thinks she's never had a life partner at all. Her peers are married and have children. There are also those who are pregnant with their second child so fast. But Naura...? Her life is completely tied to one person who Naura doesn't know who that person is. Gibran Pradikta, an adult man who is always cold and annoying to Naura. As if Naura's annoyance is something that always makes him happy. This woman who is almost twenty years old makes Gibran's life uneasy.

Takashi, an overworked salaryman, dies in the most mundane way possible—falling onto train tracks from exhaustion. But fate, or rather an overly cheerful goddess, has a quirky second chance in store for him. Reincarnated in the magical kingdom of Zephyros, Takashi is armed not with a sword or spells but with the Supreme Cleaning Skill. His weapon? A mop so powerful it can dissolve grime, curses, and even demons. As the kingdom's janitor-turned-unlikely hero, Takashi battles sentient sludge, cleans cursed mansions, and even outshines adventurers with his soap-powered magic. Along the way, he forms a hilarious partnership with Princess Lysandra, purifies ancient artifacts, and scrubs his way to fame. But when the Demon King himself challenges Takashi, it’s not just the fate of the kingdom at stake—it’s the integrity of his spotless reputation. Hilarious, heartwarming, and filled with soapy surprises, Reborn as the Kingdom's Cheat-Level Janitor proves that even the unlikeliest hero can clean up in a magical world!

In a universe where the memory of Wisps has faded, one of these elusive beings finds itself amidst human society two billion years in the future. But what exactly is a Wisp? No one knows anymore. Join this whimsical and unconventional Wisp on a hilarious journey as it navigates an unfamiliar world, seeking its place and rediscovering what it means to be a Wisp.

This is the the story of Semsì, an elf who is destined and bonded with Jiva, a woman from a different elven tribe across the continent of Ver-Anda. After meeting as young adults and forming a deep connection, their relationship is forbidden by their families and cultures. Semsì is disowned by his father and Jiva is forced to choose between her love for Semsì and her duty to her people. Follow their journey as they navigate their forbidden love and the prophecy that binds them. This is a tale of love, destiny, and the struggle to find one's place in the world.

Hùng, a 17-year-old teenager with a max-level ego, proudly declares himself the most handsome being across all universes. While other protagonists are busy being useless or isekai-ing their way to find a waifu, Hùng... is stuck washing dishes in the kitchen. Then it happens — life takes a wild turn from "boring like cold rice" to "chaotic like a cosmic-level spicy Thai hotpot" as a system suddenly activates: Disturbers System Activated! From a dishwashing nobody to a fiery, over-the-top, drama-packed adventurer, Hùng embarks on a journey filled with epic battles, hilarious antics, and occasional doses of wild drama. Oh, and here’s a plot twist — this story is written by none other than Hùng himself, along with Mako, who claims to be the smartest being in the multiverse! So if things seem a little outlandish, don’t be surprised. This is a comedy, not a guide to living a serious life, folks!

"Bomi's Diary: A Trainwreck of Fandom and Awkwardness Buckle up for the most face-palm-inducing, cringe-worthy, and hilarious diary entries EVER! Bomi, a BTS super fan, is about to spill all the tea on her most epic fails, from clumsy encounters with her idols to downright mortifying moments... What happens when a fan girl's dreams come true, but everything that can go wrong DOES?! Dive into Bomi's diary and find out... but don't say we didn't warn you... "

In the heart of Whispering Pines School of Arcane Arts, where ancient spells echo through ivy-covered corridors, lies a secret that defies time itself (magic). At the heart of this mystery is an enchanted bracelet, its silver links etched with symbols. But this is no ordinary jewelry; it harbors a soul—trapped, restless, and yearning for release. 5 young adults go on a quest to uncover the secrets of their school and the underworld.

Ryo Takashi is an 18-year-old high school graduate from an average family. With a single mom working two jobs and a younger brother to look after, Ryo has always been the responsible one. But life takes a bizarre turn when he discovers he’s the "Chosen One" of an ancient magical lineage. Juggling martial arts training, a mysterious inheritance, and an unexpected rise in the business world, Ryo must balance his new role while keeping his loved ones safe. Along the way, he’ll face hilarious misadventures, rival suitors, intense combat, and moments of deep introspection about life, love, and destiny.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

••••••••••••••• PROLOGUE •••••••••••••••• LUCÍA MORENO(19) , A typical mafia princess and what attributes do all Mafia Princesses possess, Exactly what you’re thinking, Spoilt, Rude Brats who have everything they’ve ever wanted, born with a golden spoon tucked away in their hands, Having fortunes left in their names even before they ever saw the light of life Lucia Moreno is the daughter of Matteo Moreno, an worldwide known business man but it’s not all that meets the eye of men that is true, Underneath this, he was the most dangerous Italian Mafia drug lord with the heart of the devil, Forgiveness….. What a joke, Love…..Fell once but died during child birth who was also known as Macbeth Moreno, Lucia’s Mother Ever since the death of Macbeth, Matteo has been so overprotective of Lucia but in his case I won’t call it over protection because he was haunted by most Mafia lords out there who won’t stop at anything to bring him down to dust, watch him burn before their eyes, have him beg on his knees, bloody and naked Lucia had so many bodyguards in the past but somewhere and somehow she manages to get them fired, no one knows how she does it or why she does it until he was assigned to her SEBASTIAN IGNACIO REYES(25), also known as Ombrà meaning Shadow, a mobster in the clan, he was the male version of Lucia, not spoilt but insanely rude and worse…..heartless, he acts like a bot trained to only follow his masters command and if there’s anything or anyone he hates in this world….it was Lucia, why? She was spoilt and always treated people like slum, she hated the sight of poor people and won’t hesitate to step on them, any chance she gets unlike Lucia who only knows him as Matteo’s right hand man, Sebastian being an orphan from the slum himself hated her with ever single living cell in his body Matteo’s Trust for Sebastian Skills and wisdom had him assigning him to be Lucia’s bodyguard, Lucia made it her mission to get Sebastian fired from being her body guard What Happens between these 2 adults? What happens when Enemies attack and Sebastian and Emily goes into hiding? Just 2 adults in one hidden house We all know what happens next when 2 adults are left in one house, Even with the hate, they won’t be able to stop normal human desires, would they? JOIN ME!!!!!!!

It was the day of my death. As everything came to an end, I heard a voice, a voice that would ultimately decide both my suffering and my rise. [If you had enough time to play one more game, what would it be?] Naturally, I answered the one game that had been on my mind even before I found myself withering away on my deathbed. The War of Demons and Heroes. An adult game of epic proportions. **** Disclaimer 1. This is my second novel, so don't expect amazing quality; I'm still learning. 2. This is a slow-paced story. The story is written from Kayle's perspective and will have an emphasis on the characters and world around him. 3. "Is this a harem?" A common question from my previous novel, so I'll address it upfront: Yesn't. 4. If you decide to give my novel a try, first, thank you! Second, feel free to leave any thoughts or opinions in the comment sections and paragraph comments. The constructive criticism or inspiration I get from them is always welcome.

Vivien Hart has built her influencer brand on authenticity and hard work, while Ren Ashford thrives on charm and spontaneity. When a heated exchange at a glamorous event goes viral, a luxury lifestyle brand seizes the opportunity, forcing these former college rivals into an uncomfortable partnership. Their joint campaign takes them from the glitz of Los Angeles to the romantic cliffs of Santorini, where their clashing personalities spark hilarious mishaps and undeniable tension. But just as their “relationship” starts to feel real, an edited video leak threatens to unravel everything, leaving Vivien questioning whether Ren’s charm is genuine or just another act. Through scandal, sabotage, and grand gestures, Vivien and Ren must confront their fears and trust in each other to prove that sometimes, the most perfect love stories are the ones that happen unfiltered.

Dive into a hilariously quirky comedy novel of online trends, gaming antics, and social media chaos! Lillian dreams of achieving eBunnee fame—the ultimate goal on the hottest social media app. But her life takes a bizarre turn when a stroll through the enchanting Heart-Ling Forest leads her to an unexpected encounter with a dramatic, over-the-top ghost. At Estresey Academy, success isn't about grades—it's about gaining followers. Students and even non-humans obsess over their eBunnee stats because, in this world, follower counts aren't just a status symbol—they’re a lifeline. Join Lillian as she navigates a world where fame is fleeting, friendships are tested, and the line between reality and the virtual realm blurs in unexpected ways.

The king has been assassinated. As the empire mourns its lost, Princess Cadence vows revenge and makes an alliance with Commander Demi Nassa to help exact it. The plan is simple, help the princess find her father's killer but it's not going to be that easy. As the investigation into the attack begins, a more sinister plot is uncovered, and they want more than the royal family killed. Now Demi and her crew must find and stop the threat before it risks destroying everything, and they are woefully and hilariously outnumbered and outgunned.

Yuuto Tanaka’s life takes an unexpected turn when Nina, a clueless time traveler with no memory of who she is or how she got there, shows up at his door. Now, Yuuto must try to teach her everything about modern life—from how to use a smartphone to what a microwave does—while dealing with the hilarious disasters she causes along the way. The only thing more confusing than time travel? Nina’s attempts to survive in the present!

"From Boy, to Man, to God, to Something Else." This is the first hand account of Waker's Journey. His tale is one forged in love, tragedy and blood. It is not for the faint of heart and mind. If you possess the courage, I dare you to delve into these pages. [Warning: Adult content 18+.]

Notes: I plan to publish this novel on RoyalRoad.com. You can also check my profile there. Link: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/598628/fictions Rhyme and Holy Night have been rivals since they were kids, competing in everything from academics to sports. But when Moryn, their childhood friend since kindergarten, becomes the object of their affection, their rivalry takes a complicated turn. Holy Night is a homosexual woman, adding another layer of complexity to the love triangle. Moryn, unsure of how to handle the situation, finds herself torn between two people she cares deeply about. Despite Holy Night's efforts to surpass Rhyme and win Moryn's heart, Rhyme always seems to come out on top. As tensions rise and emotions run high, the trio faces the challenge of understanding and resolving their complex feelings in order to find a way forward.

On the night Wen Zhiyao decided to give herself entirely to her fiancé, she discovered she'd been cheated on. She turned to the famously eminent playboy of Jiangnan City, Jiang She. She thought it was just a tacit trade amongst adults. He helped her humiliate the scum of a man and slap the hypocrisy right off the green tea bitches face. She willingly became his secret lover, a relationship she didn't dare make public. When he announced his engagement, she tactfully retreated. However, he relentlessly pursued her. The eyes that once drowned her in affection were now suppressed with rage, sweeping her into their storm once again. "You want to leave after using me?"