Knock Knock Jokes Perverted

After the village idiot Lin Tian returned to his senses, the pretty widow, the attractive wife, and the wealthy young lady all came knocking on his door one after the other...

………………………… Cover image belongs to me. All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work just leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… A young man woke up in a luxurious room. “Where am I, what is this place?” “What…. I have transmigrated…. I should have been more careful when seducing the wife and daughter of that gangster boss. Any way I looked like a rich man…” “Tring Congratulations host your fiancée has given her first kiss to the protagonist….” “Host has met the requirements of the system, Congratulations host for obtaining cuckold system.” “Fuck” “Why is it a cuckold system, there are so many kinds of systems in the world. Why is a cuckold system?” “Host, the system was chosen based on your inner desires. You have cucked so many people in your previous life that you wanted to be cucked by someone. This strong desire has become your system.” “I don’t want to force any one to do that for me.” “Don’t worry host, no one is forcing any one. You are born just perfect in a situation where you can become a cuck. Your fiancée is the heroine that would go with the hero to cuck you. Your father died long ago and your mother is barely holding back in order to maintain the dignity. By the way she is not your real mother but someone that was saved by your mother that married your father after the death of your mother to raise you to repay your mother. Actually she is still a virgin till now and she is really holding back for so long and she is not related by blood to you. Your hidden lover is not satisfied with your dicklet and can betray you at any time. There is a woman that is actually in love with you and she has the hidden cheating fetish. All in all you are in a perfect condition to become a cuck from all directions. Along with that your inner desire to become a cuck is strong and you got this system.” “Fuck” …………………………….. Someone asked me to make a complete cuckold novel, so I am making one. It will have sissy, cuckold, netorare, netorase, exhibitionist, and few other perverted features, read it at your own risk. ……………………………….

………………………… Cover image belongs to me. All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work just leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… (The incidents in the starting chapters have happened in the past life and don’t take them to heart or report me for this, this is her tragic past and she will get her revenge.) Mohini is a 22 year old woman that is working as a bank cashier of a private bank in mala kingdom. She is married for 2 year and did not have children, so here shrew mother in law along with her husband took her for a checkup. She could not have children and her mother in law has cancer. The reports got switched accidentally. Her mother in law told her husband to buy a life insurance for her and don’t treat her, her husband actually accepted it. Listening to this Mohini’s heart turned cold. Her mother in law died in 6 months trying to kill her and she divorced her husband. Her maternal family is not good with drunkard father, dead mother, a step mother with a son and a daughter that might be her half siblings. Her current lean body is her blessing by malnutrition. But she can only depend on them. When she was exhausted at late age she found that she is the real daughter of a wealthy family from the empire. The fake daughter is a well known adventurer with both healer class and a hidden class like the heroine. She did not take an awakening test before the age of 18 or below the age of 20 but when she accidentally checked once she really has good aptitude. If awakened at the right time she might be an adventurer in this dungeon and magic cultivation world. Instead she is single divorcee with bad body that was spent after overworking, cannot have children, and had a debt from her fake family that directly drowned her. She only survived the harsh life at her real family for 4 years before dying due to various reasons. ……………………. Just 2 months before her 20th birthday she woke up in a dream like state on her wedding night. She was shocked to find that she has returned back in time. But that is not all she got the future memories for the next 16 years and also her past life memories on earth where the current world she is in is just a story of real and fake daughter. This time she wanted to take revenge and live a better life for herself. This world looks like the world of her country in 1990’s and there is a big loop hole in the bank and share trading system. Wow, there is someone really using that loop holes, I should get that money and make it legal… By the time she leaves to the empire she got 2 billion unified coins in legal money. What accidentally obtained the ring that belongs to a dungeon merchant and became a dungeon merchant?

"Hot Noodles request to add you as a friend." An inexplicable friend request, a non-existent contact. Claiming to be a message from herself in the future, intimately knowledgeable about her past. Fang Xiaocao was utterly numb. Hot Noodles: Danger, do not go home tonight. "Is this some kind of joke?" Staring at the WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and opened the anti-theft door. Hot Noodles: At midnight, when the knocking starts, don't turn on the light if you don't want to die. In the early morning: 00:00:00 Fang Xiaocao was woken by the knocking sound. She was just about to turn on the bedside lamp when she remembered that bizarre message. She pulled back her hand and stayed put until dawn, only to know her neighbor next door, a woman living alone just like her was murdered at midnight... Fang Xiaocao was suddenly covered in a cold sweat. Hot Noodles: To celebrate our narrow escape from death, go to the flea market before three in the afternoon, stall number 7, and buy the seventh inkstone on the left-hand side. The seller's bottom price is 80, but the inkstone is worth 8 million. After last night's ordeal, Fang Xiaocao inexplicably chose to believe. She successfully bought an inkstone for a hundred dollars, and later discover it was indeed a imperial inkstone from the Qing Qianlong era, worthing 8 million! Fang Xiaocao stood there, dumbfounded! Following the message's instructions, she bought a second-hand car. But little did she know, the guidance was linking her into a series of events that dragged out a murder case and a fortune worth two small goals. Who on earth sent her the messages? It's really her future self? Or it's some kind of bizarre game?

(1v1, pure and sweet) Xiliang's Prince Residence. With a tiger-like energy and at just 5 years old, Little Prince Xiao Moxi saw his mother dash off to the fields again, and his steamed bun-like face scrunched up in frustration. Looking grievously at his father beside him, he complained with an air of worldly wisdom, "Father, how did you fall for my mother, who likes to run off all the time?" Xiao Yeyang gave his precociously mature son a sidelong glance, then pretended to ponder the question. Indeed, why had he fallen for that woman? After a long silence... "Who knows? Maybe I got my head caught in a door!" Sharing a look of mutual commiseration, father and son let out a helpless sigh in unison. What do you do when you're stuck with a woman who's never at home? There's only one thing to do with your own Princess Consort (mother)—spoil her, of course! … Transported to ancient times with a space filled with rice flowers, all she wanted was to quietly live out her life in the fields. Unexpectedly, with a father who was a county magistrate, she was forced to leave the countryside for the city! Life in the city was bustling with activities, and in order to have a say at home, she bought estates, grew flowers and medicinal herbs, and developed high-yield, high-quality grain varieties. Remarkably, she helped her father, who had been a county magistrate for nine years, to rise step by step, bringing the lowborn Yan Family into Beijing's elite circles! This is a story of a noble daughter from a humble family aiding her clan to thrive and prosper, and a sweet love story of mutual success and growing together! Male lead: In front of others, he is the prideful Little Prince, the domineering Prince of Xiliang. In front of the female lead, he is a soft and tender-hearted man. Female lead: Clearheaded in all matters, warm-hearted and self-reliant!

"I'm actually an alien," says the little girl. I have no idea how to take this, Lachlan thinks. His training as a security guard didn't cover it, nor did it cover how to deal with running into a hot guy from a past he's trying to hide from, or avoid alien conspiracies when they come knocking. Wait, what? That last one must be wrong, aliens aren't real. ...Right?

After losing his parents, Arslan stumbles upon a weird floating screen that shows off his stats and abilities. Totally confused but kind of excited by this new power, he quickly finds himself in hot water when some shady loan sharks come knocking for repayment on his parents’ debts. With the clock ticking, Arslan gets pulled into a dangerous world of crime, where he has to deal with all sorts of sketchy characters. To make it out alive, he realizes he might need to tap into his darker side and step up as a crime lord, turning his tough situation into a chance to take control. ============ Please leave a review and add the story to your Collections. Use your power stones to support the story. Thanks for reading

Lilian laid on his deathbed, his life nearing its end. Surrounded by the cold quiet of a hospital room, he had spent his last months immersed in novels on his phone. One novel, in particular, had captured his heart, and he yearned to finish it before succumbing to his incurable disease. But as the end drew near, he realized he couldn't access the final volume. Helplessly, he regretted the opportunities he had missed in life. And death had finally come knocking. "If only there were another world... that could offer me a second chance," He whispered. "If only I could live a second life... in a time when I had listened." Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/jr8Mmd8sBv

The future was doomed, the present was gloom, the past was regretful. At this point, the only reason I was still alive was because my heart and brain functioned and then one night after a great fap, I woke up to a totally different reality. [System installation complete] [Welcome host to the Perverted Sugar Daddy System] A system that would help me fulfil my perverted desires as a sugar daddy. I hadn't planned for this, but I sure as hell was ready to milk it to the fullest. [You’ve been taken back in time] "Ahh, a strong and vibrant body to work with". A better name for the system should be the 'Perverted Emperor Tyrant Daddy System'. The name might be a stretch, but what I'm trying to say is that this world is so screwed. Everyone better hide their wives, sisters, mothers and even grandmas from.... wait "System can we make them younger and less wrinkled" [yes] "Yes, hide even your grandmas cause I'm going to be doing a lot of screwing and bankrupting." TAGS: Mind control, Gangs, manipulation, corruption, oyakodon. PS: All characters in this book are above 18

She believed she had all one could desire, A perfect husband, a love to inspire, A family wrapped in warmth's embrace, A life adorned with serene grace. Then came the knock, abrupt and stark, A stranger stood under the moonlight's arc, He spoke of truths that split the night, His words a flame, her world alight. Her heart faltered, her mind torn, What secrets lingered behind his guise? What shadows haunted his eyes? This book takes you on an unforgettable journey into a world brimming with magic, mystery, and horror. In a realm where humans and Nashiqs coexist, danger lurks in every shadow, and secrets lie buried in the depths—a world shimmering with beauty, awe, and untold marvels. Prepare to unravel hidden truths, confront unimaginable threats, and embark on an adventure where every twist and turn brings new wonders and perils to light. A/N: This is an original work. Do not copy.

A witch, a pirate and the devil himself come knocking at destiny's doorstep for young Woodes Roger, as setting sail to look for the whispered treasure that seemingly controls the sea may lead to more sacrifice than gain. Welcome to the edge of the map, as here there be monsters.

NEW CHAPTER EVERY FRIDAY! --- The Earth was hit by a meteor, and it caused a mysterious virus to spread. The virus caused people to turn into zombies, and Luca Weisman lost his parents when he was sixteen to zombies as well. His other relatives also died because of zombies, that was the reason why he despised zombies very much, and he only had himself in the chaotic world that was about to end because of the catastrophe. He sealed himself off without letting anyone enter his territory, but one day, a strange delivery guy suddenly tried to knock on his door and wanted to come in. It turned out that the person was the annoying player he knew in the game, but one thing he didn't know was the person's true identity. Other feelings developed from the initial annoyance and hatred, but would those feelings still be the same after he found out the person's true identity?

Agent Cullen Fletcher lives for his job at the FBI, and he’s more than ready for his next assignment—raiding a cult compound and putting their leader behind bars. But he isn’t prepared for Savannah and her knock you on your ass good looks. At nineteen, she’s too old for foster care and too damaged to live on her own. With nowhere else to go and against his better judgment Cullen takes her in. But helping her out won’t be easy. He comforts her through screaming nightmares and escaping the lingering fears of her past, but that’s the easy part. Her preference to sleep cuddled up next to his warm body, and her desire to please him in every way makes her harder and harder to resist.

Izuya Rotomine; a god complex by definition, a liar by nature. He tries to make himself bigger and stronger than he actually is. One day, he finds himself in a situation that turns his world upside down, and flips his bigoted mind on itself. Red eyes peer through the shadows around him, what has Izuya done? His instincts tell him to lie, and cower in fear and defeat, but his strength has another plan. Izuya finds himself in a shitload of danger, but what he doesn’t know is that…the legend of the strongest Death Saint begins here—and it all started with the phrase “knock it off, parasite.”

What do humans want most, money, fame, power? Born an orphan, Aster saw all the other children be adopted and get into caring family, as for him, he grew in the orphanage, studied and found a job, a simple yet fulfilling life as he decided to help raise funds for the home in which he grew. Unfortunately fate seemed to play him a bad taste joke, a crazy robber, a gunshot and a bomb, why did I have to step in, when I have never cared about other people business, he wondered as his life faded away. The next thing he knew was that he was being held in the arms of the most beutiful woman he has ever seen, did he died and went to heaven, did he finally gained what he desired so much, or is he being a victim to some kind of scheme. The asnwer came to him as he was gazed by the tender eyes of that woman, the warmth of a family he longed for, during 18 years of his life, he finally got to experience it, so what could go wrong. If you were given a second chance, will you follow your desires even if they were against common sense? Follow Aster on his travel trough the multiple planets and realms as he gains the title "The Perverted Primordial" ------------------------------------ Achievement rewards: 800 power stones= 1 extra chapters (The reward chapters will be posted on the week, on a random day) ----------------------------------------------- Copyright the cover image is not mine if you are the author contact me and I will take it down. ----------------------------------------------- English is not my main language so there might be some grammar mistakes. ----------------------------------------------- Finnaly if you don't like harem and R-18 chapters this novel is not for you. (No NTR btw). ----------------------------------------------- If you like my novels please do support me by voting with your power stones, and reviewing them, also please give it a try to my other novel "Reincarnated With The Van Helsing System". ----------------------------------------------- For all those who are still reading this lets start our long journey.

Hunter, a bold transfer student, finds himself thrust into the unfamiliar halls of a prestigious, Japanese-dominated school. From the moment he steps onto campus, he realizes he’s out of his depth—cultural norms, strict rules, and a school hierarchy that doesn’t tolerate stepping out of line. But none of that prepares him for his first encounter with Yukio—a charming yet unapologetically eccentric girl who takes a peculiar interest in him. What begins as a budding friendship takes a bizarre turn when Yukio reveals her true nature: she’s a self-proclaimed “perverted entity.” Intrigued and not one to back down, Hunter challenges her with a bold claim—he’s more perverted than she is. Thus begins an outrageous competition that spirals into a series of escalating dares, pranks, and teasing moments that blur the line between rivalry and romance. However, the stakes are far greater than Hunter realizes. The school’s ironclad rules, enforced ruthlessly by the Principal and a formidable Student Council, leave no room for misconduct. As Hunter’s antics with Yukio and a growing circle of admirers draw more attention, the Student Council begins to see him as a threat to the school’s pristine reputation. Yet, despite their suspicions, Hunter’s cunning ensures they can’t pin any infractions on him. Future of this novel - This has a high chance of being adapted into a manga, This will require obviously a fanbase and funding. If this light novel get's high traction, I'll make this happen. Fun facts about this story - The protagonist, isn't a pussy, do what you will with that information. This is an original novel so a-lot of time was placed into making this light novel. Hope you enjoy! This site is being funny about the Cover art, you can also read the novel here : https://f95zone.to/threads/im-more-perverted-than-you-by-hoppypop.234604/

Magic must be destroyed for peace to reign. Anything and anyone with magic is nothing but a monster. Estelria is built on a lie. Nite feels a shock pass through him as golden orange sparks fly across his body and knock him unconscious. He opens his eyes to a grassy plain and bumps into a merchant and an oracle who takes him to the kingdom’s capital. Wandering the streets of Estel, he finds himself in the middle of the bustling market. The aroma of spices and the scent of flowers blossomed in the air. Despite the crowd, it was relatively uneventful, till a woman cloaked in red fabric ran through the streets. With one step, she soared to the rooftops, taking a bite out of a ruby apple. Nite's mouth hung open as words escaped his lips. Wow! So cool! He had been fascinated and mesmerized by her. But to his surprise, a mob chased after her with weapons of steel and wood. In a world where magic is evil with the secrets surrounding it being buried in history, Nite is determined to get to its root as he navigates life in Estelria. This novel is updated twice weekly for health and personal reasons that I hope you can understand. Obviously, this novel will be free till completion.

The little village doctor was actually an Emperor of the Immortal Realm in his past life. Upon his awakening, he began to revel in the rustic life, with beauties knocking at his door seeking medical attention...

[ this story is dropped] After being given the chance of a lifetime. I will absolutely make use of it to completely indulge in any desires that I have to completely enjoy my life. As you have to live your life doing something for yourself because if not for yourself then for who, somebody else? Now this new world will allow me to release the sexual predator hidden within me. Now come along for my slice of life,action and smut filled journey. * I don't own the cover. If the artist wants me to take it down dm and I will immediately.* **If any reader has any recommendations or advice to further improve my writing please do. Additional Tags carefree mc||shameless mc|| perverted mc||annoying system(for some)||harem||heavy smut|| No NTR ||Netori ||legal loli|| non-human races|| non-legal loli(but no intercourse until legal age*_*) ||Yandere ||evolution||

Fujii Shu only ever wanted a simple life in Tokyo: working diligently to save money, studying hard to get into a top university, and eventually "evolving" into the ultimate Tokyo corporate worker after graduation. But fate had other plans, and trouble never stopped knocking at his door. … Convenience Store Manager: "Fujii-kun, you wouldn’t want to lose your job, would you?" Rebellious School Bully: "Damn it, Fujii! Hurry up and finish my homework!" Cheeky Stepsister: "Hey, loser brother, where’s your paycheck for this month? Hand it over already!" … Faced with the oppressive threats of these alluring yet wicked women, Fujii Shu clenched his fists in silence, his Honor Meter beneath the health bar instantly maxing out!

WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+ This novel contains sex, exhibitionism, rape, seduction, gender switching, and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination. “Yak! How smelly” “She is ugly too” “Sigh, this comments never change even though it is my birth day today” it has been like this all my life, I am 40 year old working as a freelance erotic game designer for a living because they don’t want me to come to their office for work. My mother died when I was a kid and my father abandoned me. All my life is useless no one to share, no lover, no friend no nothing. I hope if there is a next life I will definitely live a little better life. What is that thing it looked like a short sword but it is round and no edge. What is this why am I in this dorm again where are my stuff “Welcome to the perverted cultivation system” If you want to become beautiful and quench your lustful heart then earn the points for the system quests. look is this quest “go to school without underwear” one chapter will be released on every Monday, Wednesday and Friday 3 chapters a week hello readers if you like my novel please support me on paypal : paypal.me/sourourerfate patre*n : https://www.patr*on.com/Souryourer?fan_landing=true bitcoin : 1N3NTSCfrCnAy1unYYXCW5GXjchNQ4ZurZ ether : 0x4B7BfF132A0B1169Ee6765267b2f3105e390a630 thank you readers

please don't rate for my series just by reading the first few chapters if you are this fast to review then your wife might be sad in the bed because of your quick response this is for the people that would rate only reading the first and second chapters WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+ This novel contains exhibitionism, seduction, gender switching, netorare, netori, netorase and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination. “What the hell happened?” “Why am I in a women’s body?” “How can this great detective and treasure hunter like me be in the body of this weak woman?” “Xxxxxx what happened.” “Welcome to the PERVERTED CURSED SYSTEM’ player Lisa” This is a story of an abandoned princess Lisa with her loyal but dense knight Jonathan Mar that solves the strange situations of high complexity and hunts the magical beasts in the magical world to return back to her kingdom. But somehow she will always be banged by the criminals, witnesses, anyone and everyone that are involved and not involved in the case.

Alex was transmigrated to a world where there is no automobiles, mobiles and sex is considered as a service.This world is filled with powerful beings, dragons and may more. How will Alex survive in this world and how will he become powerful and protect his loved ones. Women in this novel are not exclusive until mc makes them. so if you want to see mc having every women for himself then this is not for you guys. [R-18 MATURE CONTENT] loaded with lots of perverted stuff. English is not my first language so ignore my mistakes. [COVER MINE] Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DMXPRQFzbZ

Stepping onto the path of immortality, the journey is fraught with peril, storms raging at every turn. Countless times, death came knocking—teetering on the edge of despair, on the brink of annihilation. Every step forward is marked by blood and fire, yet the resolve remains unshaken: to stand upright, without shame to the heavens, without guilt before the earth. And one day, when the moment comes, I will rise with the wind, soaring to the nine heavens, parting the clouds with a wave of my hand, gazing down upon the vast sea of life below

Yan fan was a young boy who was transmitted in the body of yan chi, who was a useless young master of the yan family in the demonic sect, his dick was cripple since, his adulthood, but on the day of his revival he received a system which let him regain energy in his dick, but at what cost ?, in his family there was beautiful mother, and sister, and his evil father. he even had his childhood friend who is unparalleled beauty in the demonic sect. (Don't Read if You Don't Like) , (it's all about perspective, Ntr/Netori are two sides of one coin.) #NTR, #NETORARE,..... (If you want to support)(btw, i know you won't) ETH/BSC Address: 0x595A0f35FE52ef84632F4984E41d2AB211cf0746

Liam who died while choking on his own spit, got reincarnated into the world of a 18+ rated NTR story. When he loaded the Anti-Pervert System and finds out his very own neighbour is the perverted protagonist, he wanted to punch that scumbag. And that's how the story of him trying to prevent immoral and heinous debauchery started. But who would have thought that he made himself to a perfect target . Schedule: 1-2 new chapters every Monday.

A world where martial arts is rampant and magic is flying, an unlucky opportunity, and Lin Feng, who was knocked down by a car, crossed into such a legendary world where fighting spirit and magic are in parallel, and possessed a son of the general who had just died. See how Lin Feng, with his uber-like mind, extraordinary fighting spirit and magical talent, criss-crosses between heaven and earth, facing the family of generals who are about to be fragmented, and how he will take it to the peak. Lin Feng's ideal is to carry out the rogue profession to the end and carry it forward.