Knock Knock Jokes Perverted

[Warning: Mature Content] Raiden von Heliosbane is a young master from a prestigious family of sorcerers in an evolved Modern world. Initially, he was an ordinary corporate slave on Earth until the infamous Truck-kun arrived and transported him to a new world as a baby. Raised with excessive love and attention, Raiden grew into a carefree and mischievous young man. Despite his upbringing, he faced a significant challenge—he was unable to awaken the magical potential within him. However, on his 20th birthday, he unexpectedly awakened two unique skills that propelled him to become the strongest and most notorious young master with a mischievous flair. (Content Advisory: This narrative contains mature themes, including intense violence, incest, and yuri elements. It is crafted specifically for readers who are comfortable with and can appreciate such complex themes. If you are under the legal age or find these elements unsettling, it is advised to discontinue reading.) (Cover Image: Ai-Generated)

(1v1, murni dan manis) Residensi Pangeran Xiliang. Dengan energi seperti harimau dan baru berusia 5 tahun, Pangeran Kecil Xiao Moxi melihat ibunya berlari ke perkebunan lagi, dan wajahnya yang seperti baozi mengerut karena frustrasi. Sambil memandang ayahnya di sampingnya dengan duka, dia mengeluh dengan nada seolah-olah sangat berpengalaman, "Ayah, bagaimana kamu bisa jatuh hati kepada ibuku, yang suka kabur terus-terusan?" Xiao Yeyang memberikan tatapan menyamping kepada anaknya yang matang sebelum waktunya, lalu pura-pura merenungkan pertanyaan itu. Memang, mengapa dia jatuh hati kepada wanita itu? Setelah keheningan yang panjang... "Siapa tahu? Mungkin kepalaku tertimpa pintu!" Bertukar pandangan yang penuh rasa simpati, ayah dan anak menghela napas tanpa daya secara bersamaan. Apa yang kamu lakukan ketika kamu terikat dengan wanita yang tak pernah di rumah? Hanya ada satu hal yang bisa kamu lakukan dengan Permaisuri Putri (ibu) mu sendiri—manjakan dia, tentu saja! … Ditransportasikan ke zaman kuno dengan ruang yang dipenuhi bunga padi, yang dia inginkan hanyalah hidup dengan tenang di perkebunan. Tak terduga, dengan ayah yang merupakan seorang pejabat kabupaten, dia terpaksa meninggalkan pedesaan dan pindah ke kota! Kehidupan di kota sangat ramai dengan aktivitas, dan agar bisa berbicara di rumah, dia membeli perkebunan, menanam bunga dan tanaman obat-obatan, serta mengembangkan varietas biji-bijian yang berlimpah dan berkualitas tinggi. Secara luar biasa, dia membantu ayahnya, yang telah menjadi pejabat kabupaten selama sembilan tahun, untuk naik tingkat demi tingkat, membawa Keluarga Yan yang rendah ke lingkaran elite Beijing! Ini adalah kisah seorang putri bangsawan dari keluarga sederhana yang membantu klannya untuk berkembang dan sejahtera, serta kisah cinta manis tentang sukses bersama dan tumbuh bersama! Pemeran utama pria: Di depan orang lain, dia adalah si Pangeran Kecil yang membanggakan, si Pangeran yang domineer dari Xiliang. Di depan pemeran utama wanita, dia adalah laki-laki yang lembut dan berhati hangat. Pemeran utama wanita: Berpikiran jernih dalam segala hal, berhati hangat dan mandiri!

After arriving in Japan, I became a high school student named Kamiyagawa. Looking around— Hanako crouched in the bathroom, waiting for someone to knock on the door; the Split-Mouth Woman wandered the streets with scissors in hand; Miss Mary's deathly calls echoed incessantly; the wails and barks in Inunaki Village never ceased; the Ubume searched for her long-dead child; the Aoandon smiled, enticing passersby to play with the lanterns of a hundred demons… In a crumbling world rampant with sinister tales and malevolent spirits, Kamiyagawa set a small goal for himself: "Defeat all the demons and monsters, and become the supreme ruler of ghosts and deities."

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] Lyden Snow, your typical 9-5 working class young man, met Angela a four hundred years old succubus who he thought was his delusion, got a blowjob which literally knock him off the road, waking up in a hospital turns out he's not so human after all, watch how he adventures between two worlds and domains slaying the worlds pillars or fucking them.

Lilian laid on his deathbed, his life nearing its end. Surrounded by the cold quiet of a hospital room, he had spent his last months immersed in novels on his phone. One novel, in particular, had captured his heart, and he yearned to finish it before succumbing to his incurable disease. But as the end drew near, he realized he couldn't access the final volume. Helplessly, he regretted the opportunities he had missed in life. And death had finally come knocking. "If only there were another world... that could offer me a second chance," He whispered. "If only I could live a second life... in a time when I had listened." Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/jr8Mmd8sBv

Zarah is nothing but a lowly runt in Howl Creek who is bullied relentlessly. She wants nothing more than to leave the oppressive pack. When it is revealed who her mate is—none other than her greatest bully, Alpha Damon—she is humiliated and rejected. She leaves for the human sector and lives her life with her son, only for the past to come knocking. Alpha Damon is back, and he wants his son.

Jakarta, the city that never sleeps, is suddenly engulfed in an eerie silence. On a night darker than usual, twelve teenagers—Aisyah, Delisha, Gathan, Jasmine, Abib, Arka, Nafisah, Nizam, Azzam, Queensha, Seno, and Sagena—sense that something is terribly wrong. Strange disturbances unfold around them: phone signals vanish, power flickers out, distant echoes of unknown sounds fill the air, and massive shadows move through the now-deserted city. Computer screens flicker with unsettling images, news broadcasts abruptly cut off with ominous warnings, and a slow, deliberate knocking resonates at their doors. All signs point to one thing—this is no ordinary night. Jakarta has changed, and they must brace themselves for something far more terrifying than they ever imagined.

Li Yichen is the ruthless, untouchable CEO of Li Group, a multi-billion-dollar empire. Cold, calculative, and feared by everyone, he doesn’t believe in love—until he meets Xia Ruolan, an ordinary, struggling girl who accidentally spills tea all over his custom-made suit. Ruolan just wants to pay her rent, graduate, and live a peaceful life. She never expected to cross paths with the most powerful man in Beijing. And she definitely didn’t expect him to offer her a contract marriage. A dangerous game of power, secrets, and forbidden desire begins. But when the past comes knocking and hidden enemies surface, will Ruolan be able to survive in Li Yichen’s ruthless world?

What do humans want most, money, fame, power? Born an orphan, Aster saw all the other children be adopted and get into caring family, as for him, he grew in the orphanage, studied and found a job, a simple yet fulfilling life as he decided to help raise funds for the home in which he grew. Unfortunately fate seemed to play him a bad taste joke, a crazy robber, a gunshot and a bomb, why did I have to step in, when I have never cared about other people business, he wondered as his life faded away. The next thing he knew was that he was being held in the arms of the most beutiful woman he has ever seen, did he died and went to heaven, did he finally gained what he desired so much, or is he being a victim to some kind of scheme. The asnwer came to him as he was gazed by the tender eyes of that woman, the warmth of a family he longed for, during 18 years of his life, he finally got to experience it, so what could go wrong. If you were given a second chance, will you follow your desires even if they were against common sense? Follow Aster on his travel trough the multiple planets and realms as he gains the title "The Perverted Primordial" ------------------------------------ Achievement rewards: 800 power stones= 1 extra chapters (The reward chapters will be posted on the week, on a random day) ----------------------------------------------- Copyright the cover image is not mine if you are the author contact me and I will take it down. ----------------------------------------------- English is not my main language so there might be some grammar mistakes. ----------------------------------------------- Finnaly if you don't like harem and R-18 chapters this novel is not for you. (No NTR btw). ----------------------------------------------- If you like my novels please do support me by voting with your power stones, and reviewing them, also please give it a try to my other novel "Reincarnated With The Van Helsing System". ----------------------------------------------- For all those who are still reading this lets start our long journey.

This is a story about two best friends. Kazuki and Reiji were living their peaceful lives—until one day, they were suddenly dragged into another world by an old deity dressed in white robes. He looked wise, but in reality, he had a perverted mind. "You will become heroes and save this world from the Demon King!" the deity declared dramatically. Reiji sighed. "Why us?" Kazuki crossed his arms. "Gramps, you're just lazy, aren't you? Why don't you handle it yourself? You freeloading deity!" The old deity smiled—but not just any smile. Angered by Kazuki’s words, the deity cursed him… and turned him into a girl.

Synopsis: ………………………… All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work just leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… It is the prequel of In the Survival World with Castle of Desires. An intelligent system with a perverted mind got the good chance to help a weak ugly girl have this The Perverted Exhibitionist System. This changed her life and future. She is 18 years old. Her beauty is not much in any aspect. She can at most reach 4/10. But her mentality is very in line with the system. She has the thoughts of extreme exhibitionism in her mind but not reality. But she was unable to do anything because she was restricted by the society, family and lack of self confidence. ………………………………… This story contains exhibitionism, cuck, netorare, netorase, slut, slutty, whore, bitch, squirting and many other things. Read it at your own risk. ………………………..

The future was doomed, the present was gloom, the past was regretful. At this point, the only reason I was still alive was because my heart and brain functioned and then one night after a great fap, I woke up to a totally different reality, one where I was in the past. [System installation complete] [Welcome host to the Perverted Sugar Daddy System] [You’ve been taken back in time] I used to be perverted 50 year old man infatuated with younger women in short tight skirts, but now I was in the past with a system. A system that would help me fulfil my perverted desires. I hadn't planned for this, but I sure as hell was ready to milk it. Women, money, fame, from where I stood, all these are at my finger tips. Not only is everyone's mother wife and sister in danger, but so are their companies and territories. it's just a matter of whether I want to own google or be a simple shareholder in Tesla, infact, why not have both. There is the option of being a CEO but I don't want that to interfere with my leisure. My plan is sound and simple but unfortunately you can't eat your cake and have. If I want to be at the top of the world, then I have to be ready to face problems of those at the top, for example. "What do u mean witches are real" TAGS: Mind control, Gangs, manipulation, corruption, oyakodon. PS: All characters in this book are above 18

Drew, a boy from a post-urban mundane city Old Fork 2 bourne by the depravity of light and colors, finds himself in another reality one day when he wakes up, with no memory of how he found himself inside a home built in another plane of a reality. This reality was comprised of a system that was completely unknown to him at first, until a stranger known to be Lilo knocks on his door to reveal to him that they may have been trapped in between the chronology of time; that being the past and the future. Find out what happens next. Thankyou for reading. Arigato Gozaimasu!

“Take these words to your Sultan: I would rather die than spend a second more in this land” ************** Zara, once a queen, finds herself exiled from her kingdom and stripped of her title in a cruel twist of fate. Four years later, Zara, [now Ana] now finds solace in her newfound freedom and a chance to rebuild her life. But the past comes knocking, leading to a whirlwind of unexpected emotions and she is left to make a decision that will change the course of her life. Will she be able expose the truth and redeem her dignity?, or will she let the weight of the past consume her?

"Some betrayals can be forgiven. This one cannot." Lukas was a ghost. Buried. Forgotten. Erased. Until now. Serena Hawthorne built her life on a lie-one that kept her safe, powerful, untouchable. But the past has sharp edges, and when it returns, it doesn't knock. It tears through the walls, leaving no escape. Because Lukas is back. He doesn't want apologies. He doesn't want suffering. He wants control. And he will take it. What begins as a calculated game of vengeance soon turns into something far more dangerous. Hate tastes like desire. Obsession feels like fate. Every touch, every whispered command, every cruel smirk pulls her deeper into the trap-until she can't tell if she's lost in him or if she wants to be. But Lukas isn't here for pleasure. He's here to destroy her. And when he's finished, there will be nothing left. No mercy. No escape. Nothing but ashes.

Blair Moons is torn between saving herself or her unborn baby, but nothing hurts like walking on her husband and his mistress on their bed when she needed his support the most. She is cursed, degraded, and divorced, leaving her with nothing, not even her clothes, but fate has a way of pulling her even deeper... her world takes a new turn with the arrival of Kabir Marge into her life. Five years later, she is not only the wife to the youngest billionaire but his partner and mother of identical twin genuis baby boys. She is back, and Karma is fast knocking on the door of her ex and his mistress... Mrs. Blair Marge never crawls back.

“A seashell bra? How is this going to help us survive?!” “Just put it on! We need steel!” Lucas Carter, a 23-year-old virgin living in his parents’ basement, gets thrown into the Endless Ocean survival game aboard the Love Siren—a pink, heart-covered ship that runs on “romance points.” His mission? Recruit female crewmates, boost their affection, and generate supplies… or get devoured by the Black Mist and other people that have actual Warships.

'If I don’t have to open it, then I’ll just see my way out of here.' Zach’s eyes darted across the room, in search of an exit. Then, the horrid truth dawned upon him. There was no door. Suddenly, the closet bursted open, its doors flying right off its hinges; finding themselves imbeded deep into the walls by the window. A violent squall flew out from the closet door, slamming into Zack’s figure; knocking him off his feet. Then, the darkness within the room coagulated before him; its form becoming sinister and evil. The figure leaped towards Zach; a malevolent light shining in its eerie red eyes. And on the figure’s head danced a dark, glossy black feather… …

The world awakens, dungeons form, animals and plants mutate, the gods spectate the world's happenings and find people they think are interesting, and humans gain powers and systems that are tailored to them (They're all the same thing, just with different designs). The usual stuff. It just so happens that our main character's version of the system is, for better or lack of words...flawed. --- Disclaimer: NSFW content will be marked accordingly: N+ for 18+, N- for darker themes, and N for a mix of both. Updates will aim for a chapter every week, with the potential for more depending on my schedule. Your feedback and ideas are greatly appreciated, even if it's just a "good job" or complete negativity. Questions are also welcome.

It is a story which depicts, how life presents each individual with opportunities and how some grab them and make the best most of it; while some lose it blaming upon something or someone as the saying goes "when an opportunity knocks on your door open it, grab it and make it yours".

His gaze was intense and piercing, it was as if he could see through her. As he neared Nicholina felt her heart skip a beat,every step he took towards her had a strange effect on her, which she couldn't decipher. His intense gaze, swept over her seeing through the thin fabric that showed off all her curves. swallowing hard, Rheaphel's hand moved involuntarily to explore every part of her curves. The closer his hand got, Nicho felt the air live her lungs. It was as if the air was caught up by a magical force. Every movement of his hands on her pale skin caused a strange and unyielding need in her that terrified yet triggered an excitement in her. suppressing a moan that threatened to escape her mouth. Nicholina was glad when a knock interrupted

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

In lands torn by endless strife, An alien treads through shattered life. Five nations clash, their banners torn, As war’s cruel hand leaves hearts forlorn. The skies are dark, the earth does weep, As souls are lost and dreams asleep. Ambition's fire in few hearts burns, While many fall, for naught they yearn. Tragedy rides the winds of war, Suffering knocks at every door. With every battle, hope grows thin, As death claims all, none left to win. The cries of pain, the echo’s roar, Fade into silence evermore. The world, once bright with stars untold, Now fades to nothing—black and cold.

Luke, a 20-year-old NEET shut-in, leeches off his parents while condemning everything about the world—so much so that he wishes for its end. One day, while immersed in an online game, the admin suddenly announces the server shutdown with a ridiculous message. Before he can make sense of it, his parents—who were supposed to have long given up on him—knock on his door. What will Luke do? Who will he meet? How will he change? In 52 weeks—or perhaps 50 chapters—a rollercoaster of psychological adventure unfolds.

Hunter, a bold transfer student, finds himself thrust into the unfamiliar halls of a prestigious, Japanese-dominated school. From the moment he steps onto campus, he realizes he’s out of his depth—cultural norms, strict rules, and a school hierarchy that doesn’t tolerate stepping out of line. But none of that prepares him for his first encounter with Yukio—a charming yet unapologetically eccentric girl who takes a peculiar interest in him. What begins as a budding friendship takes a bizarre turn when Yukio reveals her true nature: she’s a self-proclaimed “perverted entity.” Intrigued and not one to back down, Hunter challenges her with a bold claim—he’s more perverted than she is. Thus begins an outrageous competition that spirals into a series of escalating dares, pranks, and teasing moments that blur the line between rivalry and romance. However, the stakes are far greater than Hunter realizes. The school’s ironclad rules, enforced ruthlessly by the Principal and a formidable Student Council, leave no room for misconduct. As Hunter’s antics with Yukio and a growing circle of admirers draw more attention, the Student Council begins to see him as a threat to the school’s pristine reputation. Yet, despite their suspicions, Hunter’s cunning ensures they can’t pin any infractions on him. Future of this novel - This has a high chance of being adapted into a manga, This will require obviously a fanbase and funding. If this light novel get's high traction, I'll make this happen. Fun facts about this story - The protagonist, isn't a pussy, do what you will with that information. This is an original novel so a-lot of time was placed into making this light novel. Hope you enjoy! This site is being funny about the Cover art, you can also read the novel here : https://f95zone.to/threads/im-more-perverted-than-you-by-hoppypop.234604/ Support the series here: https://subscribestar.adult/hoppypop

Raitoningu Hooder, used to live a terrible life. He has the ability to see into the future or the 4 eyes ability, which he learned to use a will. But it did happen at random, mostly for Hooder best interests. But, this power made the people in his village think he's crazy, which caused him to be locked up in a tower. That is, until one of his predictions comes true. One of the neighboring races invade, and attack the village. During thus attack, Hooder is attacked, getting badly injured, and ends up getting knocked off a bridge. Hooder awoke in a new village, thinking he was going to die. Apparently, he was found by a group of villagers and nursed back to heal. His healer was a very cute blind girl.

When Qin Zhe’an turned sixty-five, his first love was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. She forgot everything—except that she still loved him. So, he brought her home and made her the little princess of our family. And me? I took care of Qin Zhe’an. I took care of our son. I took care of our grandson. And I took care of my husband’s first love. Until one day, when I knocked over a pot of beef soup— I divorced him.

Li Jianyu had good sex with a prostitute before leaving the town. His father was killed because of a secret technique, so Li Jianyu set out to become strong and seek revenge. --- Note. It's smut novel with first chapter is smut but don't expect too many smut chapters.

when the most beautiful and popular girl of the whole campus offered Adam Eden, a certified loner the once in a lifetime offer to be the photographer and manager of her Only Fans account and also receive a percentage of her earnings, he was rightfully suspicious. However, in a desperate attempt to get some easy money, he went against his better judgement and accepted her deal. This decision would not only change his life, but would mark the beginning of his journey to Conquer every girl he's ever wanted ––––––––––––––––––––––––– Every character in this book is 18 or older No netorase, some Netori (MC does the stealing not the crying) yes, there's Yuri

Risa wakes up in a ruined world and the last thing she remembers is dying on a high risk undercover mission—then nothing. Now, she finds herself in a decrepit barn, accompanied by a beautiful yet disheveled white-haired woman and two terrified children. Before she can get any answers, danger comes knocking. In a world where only the ruthless survive, Risa will have to decide—how far is she willing to go to protect the people she’s sworn to keep safe?