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Thomas, a football player after achieving his goals in life the spark inside of him had died down so he decided to retire from football and live rest of his life with his beautiful family. One day, one morning he was out of home with his family on a morning walk and he was walking on morning walk when he sees a ball. he ran toward the ball to kick the ball. but he missed the ball and fall on the road near the ball, died near the ball. but he couldn't kick the ball. "where am I? did I missed the ball?" [welcome hero] "who is this mother fucker?, where are you talking from"

Maya prophesied that December 21, 2012 would be the end of the world. On this day, some people were anxious and afraid of not seeing the sun the next day. More people held a playful attitude and celebrated with their loved ones in the early morning night, waiting for dawn to celebrate their safe passage through the end. The next day, the sun rose as usual, and people only thought that God was joking with everyone, working and living as usual. But they were too happy too early. The end has already quietly arrived, but they have been adapted to the harsh environment, unable to see the green mountains turn into yellow soil, and flowers and birds disappear; Unable to see the clear river turning into a foul smelling canal, fish and shrimp are dying; Unable to see grassland turning into desert, land howling According to the Observatory, there was a once-in-a-millennium meteor shower in the early morning of December 21, 2020. Many places can be seen with the naked eye, with young men and women rushing to tell each other, eagerly anticipating this romantic meteor shower. At midnight, the long-awaited miracle finally appeared. The moon, which had been hard to see for a long time, descended like a silver plate, clear and bright, right in front of me But then people were extremely frightened. According to the lunar calendar, this day is the Winter Solstice Festival on the seventh day of the winter lunar month. How could there be a full moon This is a beautiful miracle It's still the beginning of the nightmare

1 billion people from the Earth woke up and discovered that they had transmigrated to an alternate world. They possessed their own land and had become lords. They had to struggle to survive in a foreign world by attacking other cities and conquering new lands. Leo Ray received the God Tier talent [Golden Touch]. He could turn stone into gold and upgrade items. [Congratulations! Your Rank One Recruitment Tag has been upgraded to Rank Five Recruitment Tag.] [Congratulations! Your Rank Two Weapon: Crescent Moon Blade has been duplicated 101 times.] [Congratulations! Your Rank Three Weapon: Great Land Two-handed Sword has been upgraded to Rank Five Weapon: Dragon Slayer Sword.] … [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord with a Level Two Mansion.] [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord to completely kill off a boss.] [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord to conquer a city.] … While others were still working hard to gather resources, Leo Ray monopolized the market and made everyone work for him. While others were still toiling away at establishing their villages, Leo Ray’s grand city had already been built. While others were still risking their lives to withstand the attacks of the surrounding monsters with villagers, Leo Ray had already amassed an army and was conquering cities and lands.

Duong Son Nam’s life as a boarding student in Class 11D at Nhan Hoa High School was supposed to be peaceful—just as he had hoped. But that hope was shattered when he accidentally became the first person to discover the gruesome corpse of Hoang Anh Tuan, a 10th-grade student, on the very first morning of the school year. His throat torn open. His heart crushed to pieces. The one responsible for such a horrifying, brutal, and merciless crime could not be human!

Yunho had always been a sickly kid, and at the ripe, young age of 19, he died of a terminal illness. But just when it was all over, morning comes again?! And now he's the villainous younger brother from the novel he'd been reading! His reincarnation would be seen as a curse by many because of his character's destiny of banishment and misfortune, but Yunho is determined to turn it into a blessing in order to finally live a healthy life. "I just want to live peacefully!"

In a world where God Powers shape the fate of the multiverse, war is inevitable. Humanity stands on the brink of destruction, caught between divine warriors, cosmic entities, and the unknown forces of fate. Vairaj—a lazy genius, an unpredictable prodigy—never cared for heroism. But when fate pushes him into the battlefield, he awakens the King of Darkness, a forbidden power that once threatened the multiverse itself. As war erupts between God Rank warriors, monstrous entities, and multiversal empires, Vairaj must decide: Is he a savior, or is he destined to become the very destruction he fears? With his childhood friends, Jerome and Zoya, by his side, and legendary warriors fighting alongside him, Vairaj walks a path no one has dared before. But fate is cruel. The ultimate battle will force him to make the impossible choice—one that could end everything. A story of war, sacrifice, and destiny—where even gods cannot escape the rule of fate. I just wanna say in the beginning u can think story is decent not quite interesting but I am damn sure by the end this will never be an option.

Atlas stumbled upon a game called World Weaver, a simulator that let him craft an entire world in his own universe. What he didn’t expect was to wake up the next morning, floating above the very world he had brought to life. Public Releases: Weekdays patreon.com/Drunken_Sailor

Elliot and Sheree are the weakest super humans at their university. Because of their very unique genetic makeup they cant gather energy like other people. That all changes on one unfortunate morning when they touch each other for the first time. What will happen now that they know about their "very physical" cultivation style? Is it even allowed to cultivate in that way? Warning!! this story does contain adult content and erotic scenes!

Emilia Yoon, mourning her mother's death, finds solace on a beach one morning, catching the eye of artist James Kim. Captivated, he secretly sketches her and leaves her the drawing, thinking their paths won't cross again. Fate intervenes one night, bringing them together unexpectedly. As their connection deepens, they navigate grief, love, and life's unpredictability together. *Updated every Thursday evening*

Axel is a struggling novelist who stumbles upon an otherworldly online writing tool that would grant his desires to become the greatest author. Though he found it hard to believe, he fell at the hands of the website's temptation and imported his almost finished novel into the platform. After importing his work and making changes to his story, he drifted off to sleep and opened his eyes to find himself in the world of his own novel as an extra. Projection of chapters: 900 - 1000 chapters Releases for chapters are scheduled at midnight - early morning AEDT time. Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/jr8Mmd8sBv

Ava Sinclair’s life is turned upside down when she wakes up one morning to find herself married to a stranger, Maximus Blackwell, with no memory of the events leading up to the marriage. Torn between the looming responsibilities of an unexpected pregnancy, a career on the line, and a fiancé who won’t give up, Ava must navigate the tangled webs of family secrets, betrayal, and corporate power. As she unravels the truth behind her marriage, she discovers that love may be the one thing she can't control—but can she trust it?

2040 was the earth Changed as one sunny morning the sky fell and brought an unamenable monster upon the earth.

She had just left the library where she had spent the last hours working on both hers and "his" ...... ...... As she approached the cafe, she noticed a figure leaning against the wall his blue piercing sharp eyes fixed intently on her. That's all that was needed for energy to be drained from her body........ This only happened to her when "he" was around. Magnus Blackwood the senior who had been making her life very miserable for a year now. He watched her every day including the nights. All students at school knew that............ And as usual, he was here watching her again with his piercing blue ocean eyes. She very well knew the reason why he was here and this scared her very much. She knew the punishment for her disobedience this time would be severe. She had never disobeyed not even once till now. He had said, " Morning there Dirtbag. Hope you still know what's good for you. I don't want to see you ....... Those were his exact words when they had their usual morning meeting in the music room. He had set rules for her and those included that one that said that he and her had to meet each scho.....

Izumi and his friends have always heard the stories, brushing them off as old tales meant to scare children. But one morning, when his friends went to the school , Izumi is left with a question that won’t let him rest: What really happens to those who take the shortcut?

My name is Shay. Just Shay. Every morning at five, I kick off my day like anyone else—cereal, eggs, or toast. Then comes the routine brushing session where I make it a point to avoid eye contact with the damn bogey in the mirror. Typical, right? I’ve got a roommate—a werewolf. We’re best friends and classmates, tackling school like it’s any normal day. After classes, I head to my job as a bartender at a nearby pub. It’s a cozy spot, where apart from your regular humans, other creatures also get together for a drink. Yep, vampires and shapeshifters have their pint nights too. Aside from these quirks, my life was relatively normal — until everything turned upside down. The peacefulness of the night seems to be over, the Fifth King is preparing for war — perhaps for world domination —, and common sense has evaporated somewhere along the way. Life was pretty standard, aside from the supernatural quirks, until it wasn’t. The peace of the night shattered, the Fifth King is gearing up for war—or maybe world domination—and somewhere along the way, logic took a vacation. Now, here I am, smack in the middle of this glorious mess, trying to figure out how I went from a normal guy to being tangled in what feels like the prelude to a world-ending saga.

In the bustling city of Shinjuku, a high school student Aki Yukito finds himself seated next to the popular "gal" of the class, Futaba Hinata. With her flashy fashion sense, Hinata quickly becomes the attention among their classmates. Despite Hinata's harboring a hatred on Yukito, Yukito always discovers a different side of Hinata. "Good morning, Futaba-san" "Please don't ever talk to me again"

Collection of poems and morning brain dump notes

Xu Pei's movie was sabotaged midway, and when he discovered that his wife, Song Shiyan, was behind it, he decided he wouldn’t tolerate it any longer. The truth about their inability to have children was also revealed.

One morning, Lucian and Fei were able to enact their dreams of becoming adventurers. An unlikely duo to form, a human and a demi-human in this world where demi-humans were known as the weakest race. Come follow their adventures through this ruthless world, where they'll experience countless fortunes and misfortunes. Author: Hyades Illustrator: Pleiades/Shebo ShehabLasheen1 on X.

Naomi Luke, a 23-year-old woman, had yet to marry. In her family, turning 24 without a husband was considered a curse, and the solution was simple but unyielding—become a reverend sister. On the morning of Naomi’s birthday, Naomi was informed that her time had come; she was to embrace the life of a reverend sister. But fate, it seemed, had other plans in store for her. When Naomi meets the vampire stranger,her fate takes a mysterious turn

Noah Stone an everyday guy got Transmitted into the World of Britannia, The RPG game which he brought a few minutes ago from the local store, and died holding It. He gained Deathless System as a golden finger, a system that allows him to go back in time in random checkpoints every time he dies. - The metallic taste of blood lingered on my tongue along with a kind of sourness. My hands grasped the table in front of me and my vision began darkening. "It's green Snakes poison, hard to come by and difficult to find its antidote" The guy in front of me smiled taking a small sip from an ale mug. "I had to poison your ale, I hope you forgive me, my dear partner" I cursed at him, losing balance along with vision. [ Ding! The host is respawned ] I was sitting on the stool in the tavern and in front of me was the same guy who poisoned me. "Please have toast for our new partnership" He smiled raising a mug with a gentle smile. I smirked at the ale inside my mug, rotating around. Now, now my dear partner! How should I kill you ---------- Ps - cover is not mine...

A young man named Osiris has just been released from his 2 years of compulsory military service. He then proceeded to take a long walk home as he was from a poor upbringing; while walking home he sees a young girl running into the road to save a kitten from being killed by a truck. With his military principles and his own values driving him, he sacrificed himself to save the kitten and the girl. A god noticed this when exploring this new world (to the god) called earth. He has given Osiris another chance to live and a way to get stronger in a world he knows nothing about. cover page image was taken from: http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Death This is my first time writing so please help me learn as I might write more in the future.

In the world where magic exists, individuals who are chosen will receive a stigma, proving that they have an Aspect Kaiser, a homeless kid, meets a mysterious woman and discovers that he also possesses an Aspect. He then follows her to learn more about his abilities ------- “Farah, why did you give me a mythical beast as a pet ?!” “Lily, did you kill the guy insulting me this morning?” “Why are you guys so obsessed with me?” ------- [No NTR][No Yuri] ......... (Smart MC) (Handsome MC) (No pretending to be hidden big-shot) (Obsession) (Yandere) (Tsundere) (Manipulate) (True Love) (Strong to stronger).

What happens when Stacey convinces Leo to join her, and her friends as they explore an abandoned mental asylum? As they delve deeper into the long dark hallways, they learn they aren't alone. What else is in there with them? When Leo and Stacey don't return home the next morning people grow worried. Are they dead? Or worse, trapped? Book two of The Lost series. Trigger warning: SCARY!!! Mentions of abuse, suicide, self harm, drug and alcohol abuse, and murder.

Blurb After getting tired of repeating the same actions over and over again, which are; to have a fight with her mother so early in the morning, talk to her backbiting bestie and cry her eyes out from night till daybreak, Annie decided to try a new life. After being betrayed by everyone she loved, Annie decided to go to the school of royalties, the college where the wealthiest of the wealthiest people resides. However, when she got entangled with the richest young prince in the school, that's when it dawned on her that she just jumped from frying pan to fire!

This is the tale of a girl who discovered they were no longer just a regular person when they awoke one morning. I mean waking up with wings, fangs, and fireproof skin wasn’t exactly on my to-do list. Suddenly, I’m breaking doorknobs, eating enough ramen to shock the shop owner, and googling “how to demon 101.” Life as an awkward otaku was tough enough—now I’m stuck figuring out what I’ve turned into and whether I can still pass as human. Curse or blessing, one thing’s clear: my life just got a whole lot weirder. At least ramen still tastes the same.

I had always felt that trust was the bedrock of any partnership, especially a business one. My associate and I had what I thought was a non-shakeable alliance. We would strategize; we would go to conferences about crypto and toast our wins with a glass of liquor. He was the only person I had trusted with my financial insight. Unfortunately, he was also the last person I should have trusted. WhatsApp info:+12723 328 343 I woke up one morning to the stuff of nightmares: I had absolutely no access to my Bitcoin wallet, holding $290,000. My password didn't work, my backup keys were useless, and my hardware wallet? Completely wiped. Panic set in as I tried to work out what was going on. Then, a chilling realization hit me. Only a week before, my ever-so-helpful colleague had made an offer to "optimize" my wallet security. I thought at that time, Wow, what a great guy. Well, it turns out he was great-at deception. Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com The real gut punch? He had the audacity to sit across from me at work the next day, sipping coffee like nothing had happened. I confronted him, expecting some elaborate excuse, but he played dumb-so dumb it was insulting. That's when I knew what I needed were professionals, not empty denials. After hours of frantic research, I came across ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. Their reputation in high-stakes crypto theft gave me hope. From the first conversation, they took my case seriously, breaking down the recovery process in a way that finally made sense. Their forensic team got to work tracking the stolen funds across multiple wallets. Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer. net A few tense days later, I got the call: my money was back. Every single dollar. It turned out that my trusted colleague had tried to launder the funds through multiple transactions, but ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST untangled his mess with ease. The feeling of relief was overwhelming; I had prepared myself for the worst, yet I walked away victorious. My colleague probably had a pretty good inkling, because he quit before I could file any report. Typical. Some people just love to disappear rather than confront the music. Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 I emerged from that fiasco with my money still in one piece, and more painfully but preciously, with the lesson not to confuse control for kindness: you earn trust; you don't give it away freely-especially where money intervenes.

Ryan and Emma find a mysterious diary on their desks—one they’ve never seen before. Without thinking much, they start using it as a personal journal. But something strange happens… Each morning, they wake up to find someone else has written on the empty pages, sharing thoughts, dreams, and secrets. Neither knows who the other is, yet an unexplainable bond begins to form. As they search for answers, the mystery deepens. Who is writing back? And why does it feel like their connection was never meant to exist? A love story where fate weaves its own path, one word at a time.

Sophie, a die - hard fan of star Leon, dies and is reborn as a cat. When Leon is filming, he pets her. A strange system in Sophie's mind assigns tasks to bring them closer. She follows him home, farts on his leg in the car, and later bites him. Leon, unfazed, takes her to the pet hospital. Next morning, with a new task, their sweet connection is set to grow.