Shemale Shitting

By the fourth year of Su Wan's career, every league rookie hears the same warning from their coach and veteran teammates: "You can try to impress him. You can even try to defend him. But no matter what—no matter if he hurls the most brutal insults your way—never, ever talk shit to him!"

A man suddenly finds himself inside the world of his favorite game, Brave Hearts, after a night of gaming... Mistaken for “Raye Alvah,” the ruffian second son of a duke, he faces hostility from strangers and is publicly disowned by the noble family! And as he pieces together his strange new reality, he realizes he’s living as a minor villain destined to be forgotten after being defeated by the protagonist! And now... "Fuck this shit, why did it happen to me?" He must adapt to survive in this world.

Hao Ren was born in another world and has lived for over twenty-two years being nothing but a definition of the word, average. After a high school reunion, the young man sat down on the beach shore, and mumbled to the sky, "God of Novels, you are unfair. I spent forty years of my life doing nothing but reading books and stories written by others. I worked hard to manifest this rebirth, and yet you did not bless me with anything. Why?" A voice echoed in his mind, "Host, you have the Omnipotent Husband System." Hao Ren scoffed and scolded the system, "What is the use of having you when you are not even active? Are you shitting with me, you bastard?!" The system replied, "Host the condition for activating the system is to get married." Hao Ren could not handle it anymore and cried out loud as he complained about this condition. He was not good-looking, and neither was he wealthy, who was going to marry him? Tired, he spent the on the beach. When he was returning home, he passed by the marriage registering center. He sighed for his fate but suddenly, a beautiful lady asked him, "Hey, do you have any identity card on you?" Hao Ren nodded in a daze, and the lady dragged him inside the office. The young man was yet to register what happened to him when an automated voice sounded, "Host, congratulations on getting married. Omnipotent Husband System is now activated." ... Years later, Hao Ren became an entity many people wished to meet. However, Hao Ren never stayed outside, to everything he had one reply, "I have to go home and cook for my wife." Would you like to know his journey from an average to an over-achieving person standing at the apex of power and prestige? ... Author's Note: If you guys wish to discuss the book with your co-readers, or have suggestions for me on how to improve the story, you can reach me out on discord. Discord: chasing_dream06

“Shit, why this guy!?” Of all the unique characters he could’ve transmigrated as, it had to be the bastard instructor. Vanitas Astrea. A third-rate middle game boss, who was dismissed from the University after severe allegations, losing his teaching profession and ultimately, exiled from the Empire. “.....How did I even get here!?” Vanitas must now circumvent his way around this new world, confront his past, mend broken relationships, and prevent looming tragedies that would lead to his demise. —————————————— More illustrations in the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/zukKB2ppDp

credit to author aaelina Dani carries Lily home from school and meets her horny mother Yuriko for the first time, soon enough they are fucking the shit of Lily and each other. All the girls favorite holes are stretched past their limits.

// Feed… Devour… CLAIM! // Nine clenched his jaw as the system’s whispers slithered into his mind. His gaze locked onto her—burning, aching, starving—as he swallowed hard. // Indulge, Saint. And you shall fulfill… // His hands trembled. His breath turned ragged. "Shit." The Saint’s Codex was never a blessing. It was a curse—a cruel balance between power and damnation. To resist meant weakness. To indulge meant corruption.

Alessandro Santo Deluca the godfather of the Santo family. A mafia family is now taking part in the elections of Embroid Democratic Nation. He is trying to become the nation's head. The president of Embroid uses his powers as the leader of a mafia family using all the ties and connections he has but is getting stopped by all the other families and parties of the nation. Let's see how our main character Alessandro Santo Deluca a notorious godfather known by others for being ruthless and a piece of shit uses his acting and power to achieve his goals and complete his ambition.

note: i was going to go for "new life, who dis" for the title. but didn't cause . . . it tells nothing. also i am shit at Synopsis p.s this is not going to be serious at all. writing serious scene's aint my style. its like a half crack fic. ### oh no, i have died. oh no, i have been reincarnated into a fantasy world. oh no, i am a vampire . . . do i care? abso-fucking-lutely not. i may be a "monster" but that wont stop me from my goal what that goal might be you ask? getting laid. ### Our MC, a lazy, perverted high school girl (who might i add, is hella into Yuri), meets an untimely end after making a joke that the universe deem too shitty for her too live. (or maybe because she was too lazy? too mean? idk The universe works in mysterious ways) as her eye's flash before her eye's she had one complaint about it "damn, why was i bitchless" and that was it as her life was snuffed out due to her injuries, now only a dark void filled with nothing remained . . . . . . . . . light erupted into her vision as their eye's fluttered open once again. and they regret that instantly as the sun burns there eye's Disoriented, the mc realises that this is not earth. Why? Because a rabbit with a club the fucking size of that mother fucking comically large spoon, is charging straight at them, aiming to snuff that once re-lit flame out. the mc is definitely not going to die again . . . no, not just yet, a certain overpowered being needed some entertainment from her. but that doesn't mean she will get an easy life though, no . . . the entity's gotta make it an entertaining story to watch. so on her second death bed (a literal patch of grass in the middle of a forest in the middle of another world) time stops and a very familiar semi-transparent screen formed infront of her eye's (think of the screen from ORV or Solo levelling. something like htat) well done for being the host to the ULTIMATE DELUXE SUPER FABULICE VAMPIRE SYSTEM "is this a fucking joke? Am i a joke to you?" Yes "ah, i see" since the host is in danger and has not fucking clue how to fight "hey, i took karate when i was 10!" . . . noted . . . since the host has a fighting ability THAT IS NOT ON THE LEVEL to combat the enemy at this very moment. the system will take over host body temporally. "wait what!?!?" :) ### Warnings i am not, a good writer. perverted mc maybe harem (i dislike harem cause usually any time there is a harem, each member is bland as fuck, so most is gonna be 3 other people) do not take this seriously, this might as well be a crack fic with no fic and toned down a couple levels. OP mc the mc will get item's/powers of characters from different anime's/show's/movie's. no characters though. took ideas from some manwha (cough cough solo leveling) and a few others for the world. but atleast it isn't a carbon copy like most . . . all manhwa (like every single one has something from solo levelling in it.) (the world will be orignal, characters too. but the powers wont)

Shit Shit Shit...how can this be possible!? Shit I can't breathe (gasp) (gasp)...those things keep following me But what happened? I was at my desk and after finishing that game I was brought here.....(grrr grrr) Shit here they come it's pointless; I'll think about all this shit later The first thing is to get away from all these things

Asa transmigrated into the body of Delsanra finds himself in a fantasy world similar to our own, but also into an Elf Femboy! With a new purpose for life Delsanra will have to accept his new self and strive to become a great healer, while also learning about the lewdness of this strange world he finds himself in. This series contains a femboy protagonist that will have encounters with men, women, shemales and various fantasy species(orcs,goblins, slimes, etc.). If you are okay with this, then I hope you enjoy reading this series. P.s. Despite this series being the way it is morals are still important, feel free to comment what you would like to see but no character will be mistreated sexually in this series.

This is a compilation of my one shit. It's called shit because I think it is shit. Anyways, you can use it as reference if you're planning on writing or you can just copy my work and make it a whole story. Just leave a name of your work so I can read it.

AH! Shit didn't knew that being stuck would be this fun .

A college student, gets a system called the God Of Kinks system. Which allows him to turn anyone into whatever he desires without becoming one himself. Watch as he turns people into, Masochists, Cucks, Voyeurs...etc. NO NTR SHIT!!!!!! NO YURI!! ONLY NETORI [ By the way, the pictures used here are not mine. If you enjoy the novel, drop a comment or review, If it's a question about the novel I'll answer it, as long as it doesn't spoil the story]

What would you do if you got transmigrated? Probably celebrate your luck, right? Well, not me. In theory it's an amazing thing to be transmigrated but in reality... It's a nightmare, at least for me. No internet, no meaningful technology, no goddamn toilet. but here I am. Shit. ----- Hello! This is my first novel. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it! I mostly do this for fun so I might not be consistent in my uploads but I'll try my best to push out a chapter every week at least.

A man who follows his heart without any sense of mortality, just does whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about others.

After four long years, He Yiming finally achieved his goal: becoming a Sect Master. With the activation of the sect system, he gained access to incredible sign-in rewards and a game-changing ability—the power to summon souls from Earth, reshape their bodies, and turn them into disciples of his sect. Despite being weak and struggling to defeat even the simplest monsters, they brought chaos and change to the very meaning of cultivation. From suicide attacks to shit bombs they approached every challenge with a craze drive for more. Redefining the very world This is just a better translation of the novel since it's so hard to read for some people

The cataclysm happened quickly. Portals appeared and monsters invaded earth. People awakened powers and fought back. And after one month. [Channel 16379 earth has opened up] Beings called constellations came and showered awakened with support and powers. I even got a gift from one [Constellation Fighting goddess: is gifting you an item!] [Obtained item: Constellation's sword(SS+)] With that weapon I became the strongest awakened and struggled to keep humanity alive. But that's all useless history now. The world has gone to shit. With the appearance of otherworldly corruption the world didn't stand a chance. It gave immeasurable power for a price.

This could have been new shit

DON'T READ IF YOU AREN'T INTO THIS SHIT. Anyways, with my barely half crafted knowledge about sex, I'm writing down my sexual fantasy to satisfy myself and if any, my fellow people.

The world is a pretty big place. But for Jumpers, people who can go to other worlds and planes of existence it's a small spick of sand to what they see. And a city filled with talking potted plants, whales swimming in the sky, and gangs all across the city who are all Jumpers. Shit, this is as normal as it gets. After all when the unordinary is ordinary, what excitement to be had. Welcome to Fini Hajimar.

Shits about to get real bitches!

Warning! Extreme Smut ahead, proceed with caution. Ever heard about the tragedy of Christy 'Kris' the fatty? If you haven't, buckle up for a wild ride. Christy 'Kris' met his end in the most humiliating way imaginable—dying of explosive diarrhea while confronting his cheating girlfriend. Yes, you read that right. He literally died shitting. To make matters worse, his best friend, his new best friend and girlfriend and her little sister also met their demise in his poopocalypse, drowning in the mess. But that wasn't the end for Kris. By some twist of fate, he was sent back five days before the disaster struck. Armed with the knowledge of his embarrassing death, he now has a chance to change his fate and get sweet, sweet revenge on those who wronged him. Can Kris transform from fatso to ultimate chad and cuck his backstabbing best friend? Can he plough through his ex-girlfriend's friends and family, leaving a trail of broken hearts? Can he make his stepfamily pay for making him a loser? And can he turn the tables on his bullies and give them a taste of their own medicine?

Dumbledore: "I'd like to formally invite you to serve as a defense against the dark arts professor at Hogwarts." MC: "Ehh me? Take post as a professor of Defense Against The Dark Arts!?" !!! (System: "Main Quest") ◇ Become a professor at Hogwarts. - Maintain your position as a professor until your third term to claim your rewards. (Warning: Failure to complete the mission and the contractee will be forcefully terminated. ) P.S. Please enjoy and survive! With love and concern, System. MC: Shit! What the fuck?!

A Book Created by a Lazy Author A Book to get rid of boredom Follow the Author as he tries to create a good Cultivation Story that may suit to your taste or maybe not. A kid just wanting to read some good novel and read some good shit manga suddenly wakes up in another room.......... Get ready for all the bullshittery that will come in your way Follow me through my journey. Please Rate my writing. Bad Synopsis but you get it. It is the cliche shit that we have all been reading or is it. maybe yes or no upto you to find out. Without further ado lezgow. Excuse my grammar as it might be bad I am too lazy to fix it sometimes

Hello, everyone, my name is Mercury Van Anguish, and to make things short I am reincarnated person yea... that right you heard me correctly jealous right hahah of course, you are who wouldn't. After all, I am a summoned hero destined to fight the demon lord, save the world, get the girl, and have a happy ending. Or that is what I would love to say you see my reincarnation was very special and very dangerous to me in more ways than one hahah... as a matter of fact please send help or maybe an SOS. You see I got the opportunity to reincarnate under the condition of being entertainment for Multiple ROBS In a way, this would have been good I might have gone to a different world with the proper and cliche setting but nope these ROB want a change of pace so what did they do. Well, it's simple they reincarnated me into a world as an offering to the strongest Evil Goddess of Mayhem Lilith an entity that is by no means good at all and has committed so many horrible crimes within this world just because she enjoys it and sees it as fun, in short, she sadistic and fuck up in the head. Well, this is my job make Lilith mine at all cost and complete all 100 hundred romantic tasks given to me by the Robs, and let me tell you this would have been easy if my wife isn't trying to kill me, discipline me, torture me and assassinate me. All because that is her nature and she enjoys doing it, my suffering is her enjoyment, and If I fail and let her leave the seal before a year is finished, she will destroy the world. So, yea this is a story of how I met your mother or die trying to meet her. "Merrrrrrrcury darling where are you?" "Shit she is coming and my leg isn't healed yet well later guys I got to think of a way out of this or be killed right here and now by my wife." "Awww... darling there you are it is time to say hello to Angel-Chan early today". "Shit, shit, shit, shit Shiiiiiiit!"

Jewels Voss is a mechanical savant, a space scrapper, and biggest of all, a mage. In a universe where gods have cybernetics to help them ascend, follow Jewels as she travels space and pursues wealth, power, and glory. In a place where mages can no longer use magic without the help of technology, will Jewels be able to follow the motto of every space scrapper worth a shit? ascendere per tech ascend through tech

In the continent of Solasta, the peace of the kingdoms is threatened by the invasion of demons. In this unstable era, the prophecy of a hero destined to save humanity resurfaces, unleashing political intrigues, conflicts, and skirmishes to determine who will wield such power. The Church sees the opportunity to finally consolidate its power and fulfill its ambitions. From Earth, Rory, a passionate video game enthusiast, finds himself transported to this world, inhabiting the avatar of his favorite game character. Now known as Draken, Rory embarks on a journey to grow stronger, seek answers, and learn if this world deserves his help. He questions whether the humans in this world are worthy of his sympathy or if they deserve his cruelty. Draken's struggle for survival intertwines with the destiny of the world. Along his path, he will face challenges, make crucial decisions, and discover the true nature of humanity. In a world full of dangers and mysteries, Draken's fate will determine the future of all. This is my first time writing, I do this for pleasure, so any constructive criticism will be welcome. English is not my first language This is all basically what I got from what's in my head, my character from a game, then mix it all up with redbull and self loathing

Raisodol Delsol or whatever shit name he has, was never him in the first place, because he just replaced a baby's body with his freaking soul! However, this baby is not just a baby. It is a baby of one of the most richest and powerful families of the Belzenia Empire! He can have it all! Money, power, fame, everything he could never have in his pitiful first life! He could be the most arrogant little piece of shit and no one will dare oppose him! Or so he imagined. Of course others with the same status can oppose him. His parents can even command him, let alone the royal family who can send you dead in the enemy territory. So would a commoner dare? No. It would be impossible. But what if that person is lower than a commoner? The No Background Hero he was enslaved with for who knows where she came from.

Warning! Extreme Smut ahead, proceed with caution. Ever heard about the tragedy of Christy 'Kris' the fatty? If you haven't, buckle up for a wild ride. Christy 'Kris' met his end in the most humiliating way imaginable—dying of explosive diarrhea while confronting his cheating girlfriend. Yes, you read that right. He literally died shitting. To make matters worse, his best friend, his new best friend and girlfriend and her little sister also met their demise in his poopocalypse, drowning in the mess. But that wasn't the end for Kris. By some twist of fate, he was sent back five days before the disaster struck. Armed with the knowledge of his embarrassing death, he now has a chance to change his fate and get sweet, sweet revenge on those who wronged him. Can Kris transform from fatso to ultimate chad and cuck his backstabbing best friend? Can he plough through his ex-girlfriend's friends and family, leaving a trail of broken hearts? Can he make his stepfamily pay for making him a loser? And can he turn the tables on his bullies and give them a taste of their own medicine?

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.