Spongebob Pornography

What's the most important thing in cooking? Many would say, knowledge. Another mass would say, mentality and talent. But for Jack, a professional home cook, the most important is not those pretentious answer. Modern appliance! Modern equipment! Thus, the crisis he felt when he was thrown into another world was not his life, but. "Ah! No!! How can I sous-vide without plastic and vacuum sealer?! How can I know the exact temperature of my meat?!! What should I do without my smart oven!!! I could watch Spongebob while waiting, dammit!!" What gave him hope was the existence of magic. And thus, fueled by pure commitment to re-create his smart kitchenware, Jack travel far and wide, hoarding magical knowledge, and sometimes even create his own magic. But, some of these magics are forbidden by nature. And Jack used them consistently, accidentally mastering them, and unknowingly... caused mayhem. "Wh-what are you...?" "... A cook, sir." "Ho! Are ya that mage that spook my brats, eh? Ye'r the real deal, I thought yer not. Lads! I challenge you!!" "... please stop making a ruckus, you'll scare my livestocks. And also, I refuse. I'm just a cook." "I see. You're definitely strong. Huhu, I like you. Join me. I'll give your far better treatment than other organization. I promise in the name of Snow White." "But I'm just a cook, Miss..." Words traveled far and wide, carrying the news of a certain man's impossible achievement. Tall, handsome, strong, and insanely smart in magic. Oh, and a little bit mastery in culinary. Many was envious, and wish it was them. But the subject of this rumors now developed a habit of stress eating disorder, and lack of sleep. And staring at his ceiling at three in the morning, he lament. "Why does things turns out this way...?" "MAGE OF FORBIDDEN! I CHALLENGE YOU---" "Oh, for god's sake!"

Réincarné pour découvrir deux beautés reposant sur ses genoux, Jake découvrit qu'il était un Baron Démon sans lignée. Exilé de l'Enfer vers le monde des humains, Jake fut laissé avec un petit donjon et ses deux serviteurs, avec presque aucun monstre sous ses ordres. Juste au moment où il pensait que les choses n'étaient pas bonnes pour lui, il entendit soudainement une voix féminine dans sa tête. [Ding! Bienvenue hôte dans Le Système du Péché.] [Veuillez faire tourner la Roulette du Pécheur pour déverrouiller votre premier Sin.] « C'est... » Alors que Jake touchait instinctivement le disque sombre apparu devant ses yeux, le disque se mit à tourner et s'arrêta cinq secondes plus tard. Il entendit à nouveau la voix du système. [Ding! Félicitations, vous avez déverrouillé le Péché de Luxure.] — — — Tags supplémentaires : Mc mauvais - Mc intelligent - Mc effronté - Mc fourbe - Pornographie - Pas de Yuri - Pas de NTR - Mais contient du Netori - Loli légal - Succube - Elfe - Ange - Vampire - Filles chat - Filles dragon - Filles renard - Filles monstre - Esclaves - Milf - Princesse - Belle - YANDERE - Seinen - Mature - R18 - 18 - Histoires de sexe - Bestialité - Hentai - NSFW - Grossesse - Inceste - Jeux de domination - Contrôle des émotions - Manipulation de lignée - Corruption des personnages vertueux - Péchés - Gore - Transmigration - Mana - Diable - Démon - Nécromancien - Mort - Donjon - Évolution — ー ー Avertissement : Veuillez lire ceci avec prudence. En tant qu'auteur, je vous recommande de NE PAS montrer ceci à vos enfants. Si vous avez le cœur sensible, n'ouvrez pas ce livre.

Cassian Numidia is an adopted prince with a tragic and tumultuous background. He is the youngest, with six half-brothers and three half-sisters. Due to his low cultivation talent it can be considered an achievement if he survives a day without getting bullied by his half-siblings or ridiculed by his stepmothers. Taking pity on his plight, his royal father arranges his marriage with the daughter of a count from the remote northern regions which border the mountains of Morea. However, to his surprise, he awakens a perverted system after spending his first night with his wife. Follow his perverted journey to become the strongest in the world. [Warning: This novel contains graphic sexual content bordering on pornography. It will be a free novel - I'm just writing out my fantasies. THIS IS AN NTR NOVEL. That means, MC LIKES to share his partners with other men. DON'T BITCH ABOUT IT IN REVIEWS AND COMMENTS. I"M NOT FORCING YOU TO READ ANY OF THIS. NOT EVEN ONE CHAPTER. So, spare me your pretentious holier than thou attitude and get lost if you don't like these type of novels.]

[R18, Heavy Taste, Pornography] ​ ​ Please think it over and watch!

Gods sought entertainment, thus, they introduced a game of "Reincarnators." Only one can become a veritable "God." Haruto Sakamoto, known by his friends and family as an unmotivated bastard. He spent his time as a shut-in playing numerous RPGs or engaging in pornography. No real goals in life. The first time he gets motivated to save a beautiful girl, he dies by stabbing. Then, he is reincarnated into a new world, a world of Swords, Guns and Magic maybe this is indeed his chance to make up for his previous life. He had the privilege of keeping his memories, could you imagine a perverted man in his late forties within the body of a child. That's exactly who Haruto became. He was reborn as Archibald Pendragon. In every part of the world the name Pendragon is a well known one, after all it hails from the king of Camelot and the one who slew the dragons that terrorized them. But, Archibald wasn't born to that branch of the family, instead to the lower of the three houses under the name Pendragon. Yet, he was born with the genes of the Sword God, something unknown to him. This grants him the advantage of intense skill with a sword and high physical prowess, how does he survive in this new world? As the story goes on, Archibald discovers he's not the only one who reincarnated into this new world. There are “others” some stronger and others on a dimensionally higher level. But he just wants to live a peaceful and honorable life, will that be possible when Gods seek entertainment? Find out... [Another WSA entry for you to read, I put a lot of work into it so please give your support]

aku telah mengenalnya sejak memasuki sekolah dasar. kami bersahabat layaknya spongebob dan patrick. hingga saat memasuki masa masa putih abu abu, kita dipisahkan oleh meja belajar wkwk dikarenakan satu meja hanya untuk satu murid saja, ya terdengar lebay tapi nyatanya memang sedari awal kita tak pernah berjauhan sekalipun. inilah kisah kami yang super lebay, gila dan menyenangkan. selamat membaca

"kamu tau kan kalau aku suka sama kamu? " "iya, aku tau kok. emang kenapa? " gadis itu tersenyum dengan senyum khasnya yang menggemaskan. "enggak ada sih. cuman ngingetin saja. siapa tau kamu lupa." itulah hal yang paling sering aku katakan meski aku tau gadis manis itu akan menjawab apa. meski aku tau aku akan kembali terluka. aku selalu bersemangat mengingatkannya jika aku menyukainya, aku menyayanginya, atau katakan saja aku jatuh cinta kepadanya. Bintang Ayatha. itulah nama gadis manis bermata senja dengan senyum khasnya yang menggemaskan. dia suka coklat. katanya coklat itu bisa membuatnya bahagia. dia suka duren, katanya duren juga bisa membuatnya bahagia. dia suka pantai, katanya pantai itu menenangkan dan mebebaskan. dia juga suka film-film korea, film india, film thailand, film almarhumah Suzana, doraemon, spongebob, dia bahkan suka film yang belum dibuat film. Ayatha suka semuanya. kecuali satu hal. AKU. dan aku? aku bisa bilang apa selain aku suka Ayatha. haii.. kenalin. namaku Arka Langit, dan ini adalah kisahku yang jatuh cinta kepada sahabatku sendiri. ayolahh... bukankah cinta memang sering datang tanba aba-aba? bukankah cinta memang tak pernah bepikir panjang kepada siapa ia melesatkan panah-panah asmaranya? kita bisa jatuh cinta kepada siapa saja. kepada sahabat, kepada teman, sepupu atau bahkan kita bisa jatuh cinta kepada seseorang yang tidak kita kenal, dan untuk jatuh cinta? kita tidak harus selalu memiliki alasan. we never know. so. mulai lah buka bab sebelah dan aku akan menjamu mu dengan cerita yang bisa membuatmu bertanya-tanya kenapa ada seseorang yang jatuh cinta dengan begitu dalam.

sponge bob has had enough of being called a kid

THE BEAST PEOPLE IS THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST WITH THE MAP TO MY ****** THE ONE PIECE AS MANY KNOW IT AS ,I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT SAFE FOR ME. KING NEPTUNE!!!,KING NEPTUNE!!!!. A MID-WIFE RAN IN ,HOW DARE YOU DISTURB ME IN MY ROOM I HAVE SINNED BUT THE QUEEN IS IN LABOR. MY WIFE IS ALREADY IN LABOR,. WHEN THE KING TURNED THE PERSON HE HAS BEEN TALKING TO HAVE DISAPPEARED ONLY A BOTTLE WITH PAPER IN IT WAS LEFT.

After david lived a long peaceful life, he died. In the end he made it to the afterlife where an angel told him that he had made many karma points and he can use them to make two wishes. he reincarnates as a futanari named Elina. Follow Elina in a world full of adventures, demons and angels, lust and many other things. ***it is not entirely smut and pornography. the story follows a path.*** ***the chapter that has pornography content will have a tag***

Malika gets over a heartbreak and tries to reach self fulfillment

Felix who discovers he is the prophesied "Ocean Lord," a demigod son of the sea god Neptune, destined to defend the underwater city of Atlantis. After nearly drowning at sea, Felix is rescued by his friend Sam, who reveals Felix's true heritage. Sam trains Felix to use his newfound powers over water. Meanwhile, the evil demon Gaap plots to destroy Atlantis with his army of dark fairies known as Skibats. Felix joins forces with the Atlantean prince Silas, the sorcerer Breca, and a mysterious Flame Witch. Together they search for magical artifacts that can help defeat Gaap. A major battle is brewing as both sides prepare their forces. Felix hopes to live up to his destiny as the Ocean Lord and save Atlantis from destruction. The story has fantasy elements like magical powers, mythical creatures, and an epic struggle between good and evil.

Lord Venom, ventures into the depths of Hell seeking the legendary Wings of Azrael, an artifact said to grant immense power over time and space. To claim his prize, he must defeat Moloch's champion, the fearsome War Beast Echeneis, in a duel to the death. Anticipating foul play, Venom cunningly tricks the denizens of Hell by disguising himself as a demon and transferring his consciousness into his dog. Despite the odds stacked against him, Venom leverages his wit, forbidden knowledge from a magic tome, and the War Beast's weakness to Heaven's light. After a fearsome battle, Venom emerges victorious, killing and consuming the heart of the War Beast. Having bested Hell's champions through his ingenuity, Venom wins the Wings of Azrael. His triumph shocks the cosmic realms - a mere mortal has outsmarted celestial beings and proven his might. Venom's legend is cemented as he achieves his ambitions through ruthlessness and guile.

Warning: R18+, heavy pornography （This story is adapted from a true story） More than just romance, it's an adventure into the realm of seduction. Follow Qiu Mingyue as she vacillates between professional obligations and uncontrollable passion, helplessly drawn to her enigmatic boss, Zhou Su. His voice awakens her deepest cravings, leading her into a world brimming with secretive glances and forbidden whispers. This story is a thrilling and sometimes dangerous exploration of attraction in the workplace, where every moment is charged with an irresistible, sensual tension.

SpongeBob dies in endgame

Dwight Hock is a 35-year-old video game addict who is about to start a new file on one of the world’s most popular video games: ULife, a revolutionary virtual-reality world where players can be anything that they dream of. People can change genders, the handicapped can walk again as towering bodybuilders, and furries can be the anthropomorphic animals that they’ve always wanted to be. Dwight, a reclusive virgin who is obsessed with pornography and views women as nothing more than sex objects, naturally designs his new ULife character as a young woman with gargantuan, beachball-sized breasts with the intention of fondling himself in game for his own pleasure. Upon entering the new world however, the perverted man finds a few things out of place: for one, he can smell, taste, and feel everything in the game as if it were real, and on top of that- he can feel the weight of the enormous breasts that he gave his female character! Dwight soon comes to find out that the world of ULife has seemingly become reality, and that he is now stuck firmly in a body that has boobs that weigh almost 80 pounds apiece! Struggling to survive in this bizarre new realm that is populated by even stranger characters, Dwight desperately looks to escape as his perverted dream quickly turns into a nightmare.

SpongeBob meets Jimmy, Timmy,Danny, and Kanisha

This novel talks about four conflicting parties among themselves, so that "Carlos de Genne" sets out to take revenge for several things. A novel in the theme of the world of lItalian mafias and gangs contains materials such as pornography and violence that may not suit some, so it should be noted.

"Kenapa nampak seperti spongebob?" Nanta mengamati benda kotak yang memiliki dua tangan juga dua kaki. Banyak sekali tombol menyala di atas touch screen di salah satu sisi benda tersebut. "Terlihat seperti robot." "Kenapa ada banyak sekali?" "Kenapa semuanya tertata rapi? Bahkan di setiap rumah, di setiap pohon, semuanya. Setiap benda nampak sama persis, tak ada pembeda sedikit pun." Friska dan Nanta hanya bisa menatap tempat itu dengan bingung. Rumah, pohon, bahkan semua benda tertata rapi dan sejajar, tak ada satu mili pun benda tersebut berbeda tempat dari benda lainnya. Banyak orang di tempat itu, namun semuanya bersikap individualis. Hanya ada satu, Rey, hanya orang itulah yang mau mengeluarkan suara. Kehadiran Rey menjadi penerang bagi Friska dan Nanta tentang pulau aneh itu. Namun nahasnya, belum ada dua hari mereka berteman, Rey sudah terlebih dahulu bunuh diri secara misterius. Saat mereka berusaha menyelidikinya, mereka menemukan fakta jika ternyata tak hanya Rey yang bunuh diri di tempat tersebut. Ada puluhan orang yang bunuh diri. Lalu, apa sebenarnya yang membuat Rey dan puluhan orang tersebut bunuh diri secara misterius? Dan apa tujuan tempat tersebut?

Are you limited by that which you know? Are you limited by that which you see? By that which can be realized? If so... Have you ever wondered what lies beyond understanding? An infinite concept. An infinite name. Implausible. Yet, still perfectly real. ... does this thought inspire rage to rise up from deep within you? If so... Then come along with me, for you might like what you see! --- Also, I'd like to keep these warnings below as part of the summary since having traumatizing content, horror and sexual warnings up top seems to not be enough for some people... WARNING - THIS STORY WILL HAVE HIGH EROTIC CONTENT/LEMONS BUT IT WILL NOT FOCUS ON SAID PORNOGRAPHY. I guess its 18+? I'd just put up an MA (Mature Adult) rating if I could. IMPORTANT - The chapters that have the heart symboal are LEMONS aka. they have at least one sexual scene contained within them

"I always see darkness but when you entered my life, I saw the light." Rosalisa Chievez is artistic or better known as, "Lisa" because she doesn't want to be called by her full name. Her peaceful life begin to be mess just because of the last will of her mother; she need to get married to Kurt Uno Takahashi Oriez or what she called, "Kuto." Kuto is oh-beautiful-gorgeous-sexy-man but the only problem is... Kuto is a childish, he loves spongebob. A lot of humor has happened and will happen in their married life but Kuto has secrets that Lisa doesn't know and she is afraid that she has a different understanding of them. What is the secrets?

Jasper and Ava are identical twins who grew up without their parents' attention. Evidence and Avery, the parents of the twins were always busy with work and never had time for their kids. Evie, their nineteen year old maid who is uncultured introduced the kids to pornography lifestyle. The twins always watched how she gets fucked by her boyfriend who comes to the house without their parents knowledge. They also watched how their parents also gets fucked by each other and outsiders which made the kids want to try it out. Aside that, they watched pornography a lot. Jasper and Ava had their first sex at the age of thirteen. Mellowing in the pleasure, they craved for more and got addicted to it. Whenever outsiders comes to fuck their parents, they requested to also fuck them otherwise, they will be reported to their patners. Parents not wanting to be exposed by their kids now spoil them as the twins gets addicted to sex. Jasper starts to have sex with any beautiful girl he sees and same goes for his sister until they fucked someone they weren't supposed to.

From pornography, masturbation, using men to fill up the absent father figure, depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, anger, bitterness,jealousy, pride, cold heartedness, zodiac signs you name it. But God pulled me out of darkness to light, I didn't deserve it but because he is merciful and just to forgive and loves me unconditionally. I stand boldly and say Jesus is the way the truth and the light and no one can go to the father except through him.

A star. They say that you only see a star, if its nightime. But what happens when you see a star in real life. No, not Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants. Coincidence, fate or just plain luck. Call it whatever you prefer. but the bottomline is that, he is still a star. In other cases, he is called an actor. And, she is well.. is just your typical lady just like everyone else. Will she be blinded by his shine as an actor to what they call being star-stucked. Or, will she be able to cast away their differences of status to be able to hold his hand like a normal friend and not care for anyone's judgement towards them. Will Kieran fall in love with her like a shooting star or is Starr going to fall head-over-heels like a dumb die-hard fangirl. Witness the life of Starr Diaz and her journey to reach her star- Montrelle Keiran Ide Bituin As she does the impossible like REACHING FOR A STAR.

If Nobita had Doraemon, Spongebob had Patrick, then Rein has Jake. Magkaibigan na sila simula pa noong mga bata pa lamang sila. They played, cried, and dreamed together. They had the best time of their lives with each other. But everything good comes to an end, right? So did their friendship. Isang araw, bigla na lamang umalis si Jake at iniwan si Rein. Hindi na ito muling nagpakita pa at naglaho na lamang na para bang isang bula. Labis ang kalungkutan na naramdaman ni Rein na naging dahilan ng pagbabago nito. But after 2 years, Jake came back. Will they friendship would be back to how strong it is before or it will just be one of forgotten memories?

Lisa's Unexpected Afterlife: From Erotic Addict to Mistress. Lisa was a 43-year-old white-collar worker who seemed like your average joe on the surface. But little did anyone know, she had a secret- an uncontrollable addiction to pornography. Lisa's days and nights were consumed by watching porn and satisfying her insatiable sexual desires. One fateful night, while Lisa was in the midst of indulging in her favorite activity, she was struck by a heart attack. The cause? The sheer intensity of her orgasm from watching porn proved to be too much for her heart to handle. And just like that, Lisa's life came to an abrupt end. But that was not the end for Lisa. Instead of finding herself in hell, she woke up in a white space, surrounded by what seemed like a system of some sort. Confused and disoriented, Lisa looked around and couldn't understand where she was or what was happening. To her surprise, The system began to speak to her. It told her that she was dead and that this was her afterlife. But Lisa couldn't wrap her head around it. The system explained to Lisa that her addiction to pornography had tainted her soul, and she was not fit for heaven. However, they had a special place for her in their system – to become a mistress. As she processed this information, a mischievous grin spread across her face. 'System, does that mean I can have sex?' Lisa asked eagerly. The system's response was met with a blank expression, but Lisa didn't need any words. The sparkle in her eyes said it all. And just like that, Lisa's journey in the afterlife began. From a self-proclaimed sex addict virgin, she was now a mistress in a system that catered to her every sexual desire. Gone were her shy and innocent ways, replaced by a confidence and curiosity that she never knew existed within her. Although Lisa's story may seem bizarre and unconventional, it brings to light the idea that our actions in life have consequences in the afterlife. Ultimately, it also challenges our perception of what is considered taboo and pushes the boundaries of societal norms. Who knows, maybe in the afterlife, we can truly be ourselves without any judgment or shame. ______________________ 18+ guys you've been warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!