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Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

What if you have a special ability? But that ability of yours can make someone die? Is it a curse or a blessing? Si Sadence ay may mabigat na sumpang dala, ngunit mababago ang kanyang buhay nang makilala ang makulit at pakialamerong journalist. Gagamitin nila sa magandang bagay ang abilidad ni Sadence upang makakuha ng hustisya. Ngunit, hanggang kailan? Created: March 2018 Revising: 2023-2024

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Sa isang kaharian kung saan umiiral ang fixed marriage, pinalaki si Ellie bilang babae upang tuparin ang pangako ng kanyang ama sa hari. Sa kabila ng pagsusumikap niyang magmukhang perpektong prinsesa, binubully siya ng lahat, lalo na ng kanyang nakatakdang mapangasawa, ang mapang-aping prinsipe. Nang umabot sa sukdulan ang kanyang paghihirap, nagwakas ang lahat sa isang trahedya. Ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, isang lalaking mula sa modernong mundo ang muling nagising sa katawan ni Ellie. Ngayon, paano niya babaguhin ang kapalaran ng prinsesang minsang sumuko na?

Alex ang mayamang pangalawang henerasyong tagapagmana ng prestihiyosong pamilyang Ambrose, sa wakas ay natapos na ang kanyang pitong taong mahabang programa sa pagsasanay sa kahirapan. Minsan ay isang milyonaryo ay hinubaran siya ng kanyang kayamanan upang malaman ang halaga ng pera at pagsusumikap. Ngayon, nabawi na niya ang kanyang pagiging milyonaryo. Ngunit sa wakas ay makakatagpo na ba ng kaligayahan at pag-ibig si Alex ngayong mayaman na ulit siya? Tunay bang ginto ang lahat ng kumikinang? Sa muling pagpasok ni Alex sa mundo ng kayamanan at pribilehiyo, dapat niyang i-navigate ang mga hamon ng pagkakasundo ng kanyang mga nakaraang karanasan sa kanyang kasalukuyang katotohanan. Nagbago ang mga tao sa paligid niya, at ganoon din siya. Ang mga dating kaibigan at bagong kakilala ay susubok sa kanyang integridad, habang ang mga potensyal na pag-iibigan ay magtatanong sa kanya ng tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig at kaligayahan. Samahan si Alex sa kanyang paglalakbay nang matuklasan niya na ang kayamanan lamang ay hindi makakabili ng pinakamahalagang bagay sa buhay. Makakahanap ba siya ng tunay na kaligayahan at pag-ibig, o ang mga bitag ng kayamanan ay magdadala sa kanya sa landas ng kawalan ng laman at kababawan? Tuklasin ang mga kumplikado ng kanyang buhay sa isang kuwento ng pagbabago, pagtuklas sa sarili, at paghahanap ng tunay na katuparan.

MysteryRomance#1 Israel is a nerd guy-serial killer and full of mystery of his life. And he is a danger man in the school, no one know who he is. He ignored the girl's who bullied him and nor touch him. Until Irish came into his life. And now what happened next? Must read my 2nd Story and it's for you to find out. ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Rubie Jane Estrada was twenty-Three years old a simple yet gorgeous woman living in a small province in the Philippines. Her father was involved in a car accident, before her father died he Revealed the truth about Rubie's mother. Rubie Meet Daryl Hermosa they become friends later on they fall in love with each other but when Rubie's Grandfather find out about their relationship, he decided to make an arranged marriage between her Granddaughter Rubie and Kester Tacuel. Who would be the one for Rubie is it kester or Daryl?

The Campus Nerd is a Bully, Sounds clique? Yeah I guess so. A group of four handsome, drop dead gorgeous men, incredibly rich who's been making every students kneel in their front. In a story where the kings and the badboy meant to bully every weaks including the nerds. There is Arc Famorcan who never got threatened in their vast riches, in their good looks and power because she believed bullies should also experience bullying and nerd must do the bully. The nerd who did a little overstepped in the kings borders experience the bullying like in the stories and dramas but not today. She promised to herself she'll never stay still. She's done with the common beliefs that nerds deserves being treated low. But Grint Jang as a king who wanted to ruin this little tough girl life, suddenly burst out in her classroom one day claiming her as his wife. But this evil nerd never lost some tricks off her sleeve. Will their story lead into a fairy tail like love story? "I'm a king so learn to act like a peasant!" -Grint Jang "I'm a Devil so learn to act like an Angel or I'll drag you to hell" -Arc Famorcan A/N: I changed the description from the original version because I feel like improving it ;-)

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

When RAIN MAIA SMITH aka PHOENIX clash with LUCIEN RUSHELL ANDERSON aka DRAGON. What will happen? Will they hate each other and become mortal enemies? or Will they fall in love with each other and become lovers?

Immortality brings me endless fear of being left behind.

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

A secret marriage between the two college students. They will fall inlove with each other and have a wonderful experienced. But they encounter so many trials in their relationship, like jealousy, hatred and cruel accidents that may lead to their separation with each other. Is there hearts find a way to find each other? Or they still lost and long for their touch and kisses?

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

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Sa isang mapayapa na bayan, may isang tao na ang mga pangarap ay nakatuon sa pagtulong sa kanyang pamilya. Sa bawat pagsisikap na kanyang ginawa, ang labis na dedikasyon at pag-asa ay nagbigay inspirasyon sa kanyang mga mahal sa buhay. Ngunit isang araw, naganap ang isang hindi inaasahang pangyayari: siya ay naaksidente at napadpad sa isang ibang mundo. Sa bagong mundong ito, lahat ng kanyang mga pangarap ay tila nawasak, ngunit sa kabila ng lahat, naghanap siya ng paraan upang makapagsimula muli. ito ay ang sariling kung gawa

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

"Lyra's life is shattered when Gabrielle, Guardian of the Realms, transports her to Aramania, a realm ravaged by darkness. Chosen for her untainted heart, Lyra must ignite the spark of transformation. To fulfill the ancient prophecy, Lyra must unite with her Aramanian counterpart, the pure heart. But in a land shrouded in shadows and deception, her quest is fraught with challenges: Unraveling the mystery of her counterpart's identity Navigating treacherous alliances and ancient magic Confronting the darkness within Aramania and herself Will Lyra succeed in her perilous journey, or will the shadows prevail?"

uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out

(Tagalog Novel) What do you think of having a garden in front of your porch? I love sunflowers, roses and orchids but not much of daffodils, gumamelas and bongavillas. Ayyy!, anu bayan? Punyeta ka, di ka kasi tumitingin sa dinadaanan mo!, Hoy, ikaw, oo ikaw!, sigaw sa akin ng isang ale na nabangga ko dangan  kasi’y masyado ako’ng naaliw sa mga magagandang bulaklak na animo’ng nakaparada sa Dangwa. Sorry po, manang!, sabi ko humihiningi ng pasensiya at napatingin na parang sasabunutan ako ng ale. Anu’ng manang ka diyan, miss pa po ako no!, hay naku, mahuhuli ako sa trabaho ng dahil sa’yo, galit na sabi ng ale na dali-dali’ng sumakay sa jeepney at may pahabol pang matalim na titig na para bang napatay na niya ako kung di lang ako umilag. Haha!, joke lang!, Marami talaga dito’ng mainit ang ulo sa Manila, kapag namali ka lang ng galaw o kaya tatanga tanga ka, gud lak!, sampal or sabunot ang mapapala mo. Well, ‘di pa naman ako nasabunutan pero sa pagtitinda ng bulaklak dito ng sampung taon, sa palagay ko marami ang makaka relate sa akin.

Ibang mundo, ibang mukha, dalawang alaala. Iyon ang bumungad kay Maia nang magising siya matapos ng isang aksidente. At sa bago ngunit pamilyar niyang mundo---isang mundo na sa katunayan ay kaniyang nabasa sa isang journal, nagpasya siyang iligtas ang buhay ng taong kumukulong sa kaniya mula sa nakatakda nitong kamatayan. Tiyak na siya sa kaniyang dapat gawin, maayos na ang kaniyang plano. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na may mali sa kaniyang mga alaala at nalalaman, at... Na ang huling taong inaasahan niyang nakabantay sa kaniya ay ang siyang taong sisira pala sa lahat ng kaniyang plano.

Bretta Margareth Barreto experienced a sexual harassment at the age of fifteen. She wanted to fight back and shout for help, but she can’t do it. Lore threatened her if she will scream and fight back, she won’t be able to see her younger sister. There’s nothing she can do during the night she was being harass. So, she chose not to fight back and scream. She let Lore to do what he wants and just go with the flow. She cried while doing those things that destroy her purity during her young age. After what happened on that night, Bretta promise to herself that she won’t trust boys that easily. But that promise got broken when a special boy came to her life. Cyrus made her feel special. Accepted her flaws, shameful experienced, and love her. Bretta love him so much as Cyrus love her too. They thought that their love towards each other can conquer everything. But that thought change everything when something bad happened. Will their love prevail or will that be the end of their love story?