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My grandfather is very eccentric, performing daily rituals of offering incense to himself, standing in front of his own spirit tablet and eating candles. Villagers are fearful of my grandfather. I am fearful of him too. Later, I discovered that what they were afraid of was not my grandfather, but me. Even grandfather is afraid of me. ... My name is Chen Shi. The Chen of honesty, the Shi of sincerity.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

"Master of the Great Dream" (Cross-Dimensional Trading, Dominating the Universe, Dream Travel) Li Xuan is diagnosed with a mental illness! The reason? Two months ago, he began having nightmares, and whenever he falls asleep, his consciousness enters another parallel world. In this world, an apocalypse has been ravaging for two full months. There’s another man named Li Xuan, who, in the midst of the end-of-world calamities, has endured extreme cold, heat, acid rain, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, virus infections—and most terrifying of all, the outbreak of zombies. Order has collapsed completely, laws are nonexistent, and morality has been ruthlessly trampled. For two months, Li Xuan has been struggling to survive in the apocalypse, while the urban Li Xuan has been tormented by nightmares for the same amount of time. Finally, when the apocalyptic Li Xuan unexpectedly kills his first zombie and consumes its crystal core, his spatial powers awaken. The next morning, when urban Li Xuan wakes up, he is shocked to find that this wasn’t just a dream. The gold and jewels he stored in the space are truly tangible and can be retrieved in reality. Similarly, the pork ribs, bread, instant noodles, fruits, and water he bought in the city can also be stored in the space. The two Li Xuans from different parallel worlds can share resources with each other through their dream space. What does this mean for Li Xuan?

A young, elegant man was floating in the air, his body radiating an immensely powerful and destructive energy, exuding an aura of invincibility and unparalleled might. Even the slightest movement of his hand seemed capable of annihilating entire continents. Below him, a massive army stood ready to strike, yet the mere presence of his energy made them tremble in fear, unable to move. By his side, spiritual beasts stood in subservience, awaiting their master's command. However, the child awoke. Blinking away the remnants of the dream, he wiped his face and sat up, reminded that he now lived in a new world—one where cultivation reigned supreme, where immortality and gods were not just myths but possibilities. His eyes sparkled with determination as he envisioned his future: growing stronger, embarking on thrilling adventures, facing unimaginable challenges, and even confronting deadly trials. With his goal set, he rose to train. How long will this mortal’s journey last? Will a grand legend be written? Or will his fate be nothing more than a tragic tale? IG: @great.daoofspace

Within an era of peace and stability, the lands were joyous and gratuitous to the Gods, as the epochs before were clouded in the fog of enigma and mysteries. The Calamities, disastrous beasts of old, have long since hidden themselves behind the secrets of the stars, dreaming of a silent world void of light. All the while, above the clouds in the skies, the great demigods, known as the Great Monarchs, rule with supreme authority, empowered by the will of the Gods. Yet, below the surface of this era, these things appear not as they seem. How will Silver, wield the power promised to him, uncover the hidden secrets unfounded, and slay the enemies of the divine?

And so Arascus, God of Pride, waited. He waited for his defeat as the forces of Heaven & Hell combined descended upon him. He waited as they tried to kill him. He waited as they locked him away. He waited for a thousand years in that dark prison.

As Earth's apocalypse arrives, society's elite collectively flee into space, abandoning the remaining humans. Left behind, the protagonist gathers his own team and, through an unexpected discovery, finds a defective spaceship. He then recruits loyal soldiers who have stayed behind, organizes a formal military force, and seeks out the top scientists still left on Earth. Eventually, carrying 120,000 humans, they set off into space. In a universe governed by the Dark Forest Theory, the protagonist and his people endure countless hardships, gaining both painful lessons and valuable rewards. Humanity soon discovers the existence of Cosmic Adapters, individuals who, though exceedingly rare, are indispensable across all civilizations. As a wandering civilization, humanity scavenges the ruins of advanced civilizations, much like hyenas fighting other low-level and exiled civilizations for resources. They find an asteroid belt rich in energy, harvest superplants that enhance their technology, and cultivate battle-beast-like cosmic pets. They expand their population, build fleets, and finally gain a sliver of self-preservation in the vast universe. As they continue to explore perilous frontiers and accumulate strength, they begin to uncover the true reason behind Earth's destruction. Ultimately, they set forth on a journey to unveil the ultimate truth…

Stefania Hayden es una mujer de 25 años con una vida aparentemente tranquila y feliz, pero con muchos secretos que provienen de un pasado tormentoso. Un pasado que volverá a su vida, gracias a su proyecto más codiciado pero que luego llegara con más fuerza, cuando ella comience a recordar cosas que había olvidado por culpa del accidente que sufrió hace diez años atrás. Recuerdos que la llevaran a investigar para descubrir verdades que le fueron negadas desde su infancia y que la llevaran hacer justicia, una justicia que no tuvo ni ella ni su madre en su momento y que gracias a la posición que tiene ahora podrá intentar conseguirlo. Pero su camino no será nada fácil, porque tendrá que enfrentar sus más profundos miedos y enfrentar a las personas que más le hicieron daño, en especial su verdadera familia. Dándose cuenta de que nadie es lo que parece, pero aún así, estará dispuesta hacer lo que sea necesario para que los culpables caigan sin imaginarse tampoco que el amor de su vida que conoció desde pequeña volverá a hacerse presenta y que al igual que ella, él sentía lo mismo o lo siente aún después de creerla muerta por diez años...

Jin a modified human centuries from the future also known as a "Cyborg" was given a mission and sent into a world known as "Fleinrim" a world that was created from the collision of the "Murim" and a fantasy world called "Flaraes" as Jin journeyed through this world he uncovered it's secrets, origins and the purpose of his mission.

Faced with an ominous danger, Reida is tasked to gather all prophesized beings to aid in battle for all in existence, convince them to fight along side her. But then finding herself entangled in their own affairs. Reborn as a Shifter, a Dimension Drifter, she lives a second life with a heavy burden. The lives of all which exists lands onto her palms. Reida reluctantly agrees to carry the responsibility, her reason being, her newly born child and now widowed husband will also be facing the ominous danger. Will she succeed alone? [COLLABORATED PLOT] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {WHAT'S A COLLABORATIVE PLOT?} Well first, it doesn't mean that multiple people works to write this story, no, not at all. I am a one (wo)man team, it simply means I have collaborated multiple book plots into one big story. In more detail, I have combined all my unfinished books into one in order to compromise and finish them all together, with less chances of burn out since I only need to work on one book now. {MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE BOOK} Completely Fantastical, contains slow burn romance sub plot. Has multiple variations of love story stereotypes. Namely, Love triangles, Enemies to lovers, friends to lovers you name it! It also involves a form of Mystery/Thriller and a fair share of Action too as a main plot. This story explores the perspective/ POV(point of view) of the sub-protagonists, as I call them. {WHAT ARE SUB PROTAGONIST?} It sounds awfully like a side character, just an important one. But not exactly, I call them sub protagonists as the story also revolves around their lives. As I said this is a Collaborative plot, so the main characters from my previous books are also included. Though the main character here is Raya/Reida and her journey, there will also be instances where the spot light will be given to the previous main characters and have you explore their journey. So this book will be a roller coaster! You'll be experiencing, reading through the journey of various characters. Each facing different obstacles, Reida here is a Main character as she is the core, she finds herself involved in their journey as she is ordered to bring them together. Often finding herself entangled in their own conflicts, so this will be one heck of a journey. READ AND JOIN THIS ROLLERCOASTER WITH ME!

La posible desicion que cambie mi mundo como lo conzoco, Muero yo o muere mis pabres junto a mi nacion, llorar en tiempos de guerra es un climen solo me queda esperar que mis manos no tengan mas sangre en mi siguiente mision. @thebadoman

The Emperor of a Demon Empire Dies before entering the demigod ranks, he finds himself in a world called the mortal world where humans and beasts live there, his name here is Long Yi. a kid who got tortured to death by the Imperial Family because he has the same name as the family. Let us see how this Demon King Pave his path Towards glory and how he creates his own Holy Empire.

[I am evil. I have always been a true menace, and these qualtites only fermented as he grew older. My past of bouncing around foster homes springboarded me into my life of crime- my life of dark allyways, violent brawls, and screaming women. And so, the last thing i expected to happen to me was to b e 'chosen' for transmigration- if you call 'chosen' being brutally strangled by a vigilante in the early hours of the morning. Now, incarnated into the body of a disgraced noble, it's up to me to wield my power how I see fit! i'll makee the peasent girls service me- or face the consequences! Wait what? What do you mean punishment? What military penance???]

David was a once and great man he would gladly go out of his way to help those in need.Although that changed one day when he ended up helping the wrong women and things quickly got dark.After his death he gets brought to a new world to rise up in power explore and make many women his. (warning has yanderes many crazy women would not let me put yandere as a tag so i'm putting it here)

The young Chen Feng was betrayed, but he accidentally activated the treasure of the Creation Divine Scroll. From then on, he rose from the Taoist temple, joined the sect, practiced martial arts, wielded a sword, suppressed everything, competed with the sky, competed with people, seized the destiny, controlled the universe, and cut through all the ways. There are countless geniuses in the world, but I am the only one who can be respected and make the decision, shocking the ancient and the modern. ✨Love this translation? Support me on Patreon for early access, exclusive content, and more! Your support keeps the translations coming—subscribe today! ✨Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

Summary - At the edge of the Universe, Away from everything, stands Two mighty celestial clashes that will determine the fate of the Universe. One is driven by an obsession to dominate and mold all life to his will, and the other is guided by a pure desire to help beings be better versions of themselves. In the end, the benevolent one takes down his enemy with him. Both Erased from existence. But Their clash shatters the very laws of existence. As dimensions collide and merge, ancient horrors awaken, and chaos spreads across the cosmos. Many Years later, Ryu Jin, a mysterious wanderer of unknown origin, drifts through this fractured reality seeking purpose and adventure. But what begins as a solitary journey transforms into something greater as Jin forms unbreakable bonds with unlikely allies. Together, they navigate a universe where the laws of reality have been rewritten, facing challenges that will test not only their strength but their wits, their courage, and their friendship. Join Jin and his loyal companions as they carve their path through a cosmos where nothing is quite as it seems, and every adventure brings them closer to understanding the true nature of their existence in this transformed universe.

In the sprawling streets of ancient Rome, a man named Marcus Benedictus emerged from the shadows as a figure both feared and formidable. His life unfolded as a fierce narrative of defiance, ambition, and ruthless resolve, ultimately leading him to become the most dangerous man in the Empire and, in many eyes, the deadliest man in the known world.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Genre: Aksi, Kehidupan sekolah, Kultivasi, Martial arts, Petualangan, Reinkarnasi, Wuxia, Xianxia, Xuanhuan. Ini adalah dunia yang baru. Langit dan Bumi adalah pasir dalam Alam Semesta yang luas. Takdir yang mutlak menentukan. Kisah seorang anak yang terlahir dari Batu Kosmik Alam Semesta. Lin Tian, reinkarnasi dari sang legenda. Bumi adalah planet yang melampaui tanpa batas. Manusia, makhluk berdimensi 30, dan kultivator, makhluk berdimensi 100 perbedaan yang sangat signifikan dengan dewa yang berdimensi melampaui tak terbatas. Mereka akan terus bertarung memperebutkan kekuasaan dan menyelamatkan dunia. Lin Tian, entitas yang melampaui segala Setting Narative yang ada di cerita sebagai eksistensi tak terkalahkan termasuk author nya sendiri, bahkan penulis sendiri tidak bisa mengalahkan nya.

No moriré aquí yo... !yo tengo que llegar al final de esta mazmorra¡, cueste lo que cueste llegare a la cima. En este libro de aventura, magia y fantasía Drako tendrá que cumplir su objetivo de llegar a lo mas alto de la mazmorra y en su camino conocerá muchos amigos y perderá otros tantos

In a world forever changed by the Great Demons' brutal reign, humanity's hard-won peace is threatened by a new and unexpected force: Lance Grey. This young boy's unsettling abilities, born from an unknown power, raise questions about his true nature. Is he a cursed soul, a demon in disguise, or something more? As Lance grapples with the darkness within, he must confront the shadows of his own destiny. With the help of loyal friends, he'll brave treacherous landscapes, battle formidable enemies, and unravel the mysteries of his power. Will Lance master his abilities, or will they consume him? Can he forge a new path, or will the legacy of the Great Demons define his future? Join Lance Grey on his heart-pumping journey to discover the truth about himself and the world he lives in. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance in How To Be A Great Demon.

Kizan Yami, an 18-year-old modern-era teenager, is thrown into a deadly cosmic game in a universe where eras overlap and survival is the only rule. Kizan is torn from his jail cell and taken to a mysterious dimension with warriors, criminals, and survivors from five different eras—Modern, Middle Ages, Ice Age, Prehistoric, and Classical Antiquity—on the eve of his birthday, still reeling from a turbulent past filled with betrayal and vengeance. Selected to play the Survival Game on Planet Gilcher, Kizan must discover the secrets of his newly discovered powers while navigating a dangerous world full of vicious opponents and fierce animals. Possessing the uncommon qualities of lightning and water, as well as a mysteriously locked legacy. in this world it survival of the fittest serving along side the unknown.