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Fate of Humanity decided by luck. Ignorance against threat of extinction. Basking on the false Glory Built upon thousand sacrifice. Corrupt Government, Cruel Society and external threat. Which one first will bring destruction upon humanity is unknown. Individual luck can change fate of entire race. Be it to be better one, or worse. When the Wheels of Fate stop rolling, there you know what future lies. Reload the musket, prepare the sword, suit the armor. May the war bring luck upon us!

And so Arascus, God of Pride, waited. He waited for his defeat as the forces of Heaven & Hell combined descended upon him. He waited as they tried to kill him. He waited as they locked him away. He waited for a thousand years in that dark prison.

obceno, aventura

The world teeters on the edge of oblivion. A creeping miasma slithers across the land like a living curse, warping everything in its path. In the heart of this dying world, Zenith Noxviel, a swordsman with a past shrouded in mystery, finds himself pulled into a conflict far beyond his comprehension. When an ancient power stirs within him—one that bends reality itself—Zenith is thrust into a brutal war between corrupted forces, ruthless factions, and enigmatic entities lurking in the shadows. But power never comes without a price, and with each battle, the line between man and monster grows thinner. With unlikely allies at his side and enemies closing in, Zenith must unravel the secrets behind the Great Sundering—before the darkness devours everything. In a world where even salvation demands sacrifice, will he rise as a savior… or be lost to the abyss? When the abyss calls his name, will Zenith conquer the darkness... or become its herald?

Sayaw para sa'yo, Tungo para sa'yo.

When the Awakening phenomenon shook the world, everyone over the age of 20 suddenly gained supernatural powers. But instead of bringing hope, these powers only fueled chaos. Extreme ideologies spread like wildfire, turning into brutal movements that threatened the world's balance. Amidst the madness, a man with no purpose, no family, and no direction was stuck in a dull, repetitive life. He often wondered, "Why was I even born?" Just as he reached the lowest point in his search for meaning, his awakening happened. **** Disclaimer This webnovel is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment purposes only. All names, characters, locations, events, organizations, and ideologies depicted in this story are purely fictional and do not reflect real-world beliefs, movements, or individuals. Any resemblance to actual people, groups, or events is purely coincidental and not intentional. This webnovel does not promote, endorse, or condemn any real-world ideologies, political views, or social movements. It is a satirical, dystopian, and speculative story that explores the consequences of unchecked power and extreme beliefs. Furthermore, this webnovel may contain dark themes, morally ambiguous characters, and controversial topics that may not be suitable for all readers. Reader discretion is advised. Please approach this story with an open mind, and remember that it is fiction. Thank you for your support, and enjoy the story! ****

La posible desicion que cambie mi mundo como lo conzoco, Muero yo o muere mis pabres junto a mi nacion, llorar en tiempos de guerra es un climen solo me queda esperar que mis manos no tengan mas sangre en mi siguiente mision. @thebadoman

Just Read The Damn Book Sis, You Know Damn Well It's A Banger... WARNING: Contains sexual content, vulgar language, and gay shit... Two childhood friends have fallen in love, battling judgment, Challenges and all of the above, not only that, but the 2 boys find out the other boys father is not what he seems, which leads one of them finding out who he truly is, but the blackwoods killer is still out there, with a twist, hes been out there and is willing to kill again, and so he tries, The two childhood friends have to find a way to stop him, before Its too late, one of them still struggle with the fact of what they are, and try to hide it, only for him to expose his idenity to the wrong peson, causing chaos, as hes found out what he truly is, he then learns that hepredict only one who can preedict the future hense his vivid dreams, what will they do? yes the story will be chaotic since I really don't know what to make it, but hey if you like reading gay fan fics at 1am like my boy Bernie Sanders than welcome.

The young Chen Feng was betrayed, but he accidentally activated the treasure of the Creation Divine Scroll. From then on, he rose from the Taoist temple, joined the sect, practiced martial arts, wielded a sword, suppressed everything, competed with the sky, competed with people, seized the destiny, controlled the universe, and cut through all the ways. There are countless geniuses in the world, but I am the only one who can be respected and make the decision, shocking the ancient and the modern. ✨Love this translation? Support me on Patreon for early access, exclusive content, and more! Your support keeps the translations coming—subscribe today! ✨Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

This football(soccer for the americans) story follows the journey of Luke, a young boy who wants to become the best football player in the world, watch how he overcomes difficulties and destroy everyone that is on his path to glory and gratness, of course with a little help from a certain God:) (may make it a little longer when i feel like it) ------------------------------------- disclaimer; 1)English is not my native language so do not blame me for any grammayical errors(blame my English teacher). 2)The story won't actually have an update schedule, i will update when i fell like I've made a satisfying chapter. 3)I write this for enjoyment so i plan the story as i write more chapters, feel free to tell me any ideas you might have and if i like it i will use it. 4)I'm new as an author so feel free to give me constructive criticism to help me grow and write better stories for you guys. 5)Go read my book and see if you like it, it only takes 5 minutes to decide.

Perang terjadi di mana-mana. Negara-negara melancarkan peperangan demi mencapai ambisi ekonomi maupun politiknya ataupun untuk menyatukan rakyat sekaligus menutupi skandal di suatu rezim yang berkuasa. Ini adalah kisah peperangan yang terjadi di seluruh dunia. Cerita ini hanya fiksi belaka. Kesamaan nama tokoh, tempat, kejadian, dan sebagainya hanyalah kebetulan dan atau terinspirasi dari hal-hal tersebut.

The world is tough, and life is as fragile as paper. Originally planning to live a cautious and ordinary life, he suddenly discovered a unique way of cultivation that belonged solely to him. From then on, his blood and energy surged like a dragon, his internal energy transformed into a protective aura, the pure energy of heaven and earth filled him, and heavenly blessings descended upon him! contact me at c4402032@gmail.com

Jin a modified human centuries from the future also known as a "Cyborg" was given a mission and sent into a world known as "Fleinrim" a world that was created from the collision of the "Murim" and a fantasy world called "Flaraes" as Jin journeyed through this world he uncovered it's secrets, origins and the purpose of his mission.

Xiao Yi was originally a master of alchemy in the Profound Medical Sect. By accident, he died and his soul possessed a down - and - out young man in Haicheng City. He was reborn in a traditional Chinese medicine clinic. The long - lost unique skill of the Four - Elephant Acupuncture Method reappeared in the world, and all kinds of miraculous elixirs shocked the people. The master roamed freely in the city and returned to his former peak!

A young, elegant man was floating in the air, his body radiating an immensely powerful and destructive energy, exuding an aura of invincibility and unparalleled might. Even the slightest movement of his hand seemed capable of annihilating entire continents. Below him, a massive army stood ready to strike, yet the mere presence of his energy made them tremble in fear, unable to move. By his side, spiritual beasts stood in subservience, awaiting their master's command. However, the child awoke. Blinking away the remnants of the dream, he wiped his face and sat up, reminded that he now lived in a new world—one where cultivation reigned supreme, where immortality and gods were not just myths but possibilities. His eyes sparkled with determination as he envisioned his future: growing stronger, embarking on thrilling adventures, facing unimaginable challenges, and even confronting deadly trials. With his goal set, he rose to train. How long will this mortal’s journey last? Will a grand legend be written? Or will his fate be nothing more than a tragic tale? IG: @great.daoofspace

After being in and out of juvie for quite sometime, child services threatens to throw her back on the street. Zanele is adopted by another family and has to move to a different country. She decides to turn her life around and leave her past behind. In this new town, everyone sees her as the daughter of South Africa's most wanted criminal, everyone but Jake. Annoying as he can be, she tries to put up with him without strangling the life out of him. He introduces her to the world aside from her street thug life.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

A Future of the Galaxy a horrible place it should have never existed I should have died why...why....why.....why....why...why ...why ..why.....why...why!! Jay why did you have to sacrifice her she was one of us!

Alex son of a mysterious blacksmith trips on a singular cave while being on the woods. What awaits for him now that he has discovered one of the last treasures of the ancient era?.

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In the sprawling streets of ancient Rome, a man named Marcus Benedictus emerged from the shadows as a figure both feared and formidable. His life unfolded as a fierce narrative of defiance, ambition, and ruthless resolve, ultimately leading him to become the most dangerous man in the Empire and, in many eyes, the deadliest man in the known world.

As darkness rises across the world, Darren and Kaycee are called to arms by the Great King, YHWH, and empowered through the Earth Defense System (EDS)—a divine, game-like system designed to push them to their limits. With powerful abilities unlocked through each hard-won battle, these chosen warriors are thrust into a high-stakes quest to defeat an ancient, relentless evil. From storm-ravaged cities to eerie, enemy-infested landscapes, they face deadly foes, intense showdowns, and brutal tests of strength as they level up, gain new skills, and power through epic confrontations. Alongside allies and against powerful adversaries, they rise as elite defenders, constantly training, cultivating their gifts, and awakening deeper powers within themselves. "Knights of the Great King" is a high-octane saga of heroism, action, and courage. As Darren and Kaycee battle to protect the world, each victory and setback draws them closer to their ultimate goal—to guard the light against the approaching darkness.

En un mundo donde lo extraordinario se encuentra en lo cotidiano, Oak, un niño de madera creado por su solitario padre carpintero, vive una existencia feliz en su acogedora cabaña en el bosque. Sin embargo, su felicidad se desmorona cuando su padre se enamora de una mujer que no acepta a Oak debido a su peculiaridad. A medida que su nueva madre da a luz a una hija, la vida se vuelve aún más complicada para Oak, quien anhela la compañía de su hermana. Un día, cuando un lobo ataca a su hermana, Oak arriesga su seguridad para protegerla, pero su acto heroico es malinterpretado. Desesperado, se ve obligado a escapar al bosque, donde un encuentro mágico con un hada llamada Hacintio le ofrece una nueva oportunidad

A guy from earth finds himself floating in space and decides that since he already died, he can do whatever he wants. His dream has always been to become an omnipotent immortal after all. ______________________________ Some tags are there just in case, i decide to use them, they may be removed by me at my discretion. ______________________________ I am writing this in my spare time. When i have nothing else to do, expect sparse uploading. I just thought that, since i want novels that are exactly to my taste. I should write them myself. I have pretty good english, even though it's my second language, but there could still be some slight grammar errors especially in punctuation.