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Wie groß muss der Reichtum einer Familie sein, die seit fünftausend Jahren vererbt wird? Manchmal weiß man erst dann, wie reich die eigene Familie wirklich ist, wenn man seine Eltern ein wenig unter Druck setzt! Erst nachdem er das fünftausendjährige Vermögen seiner Familie geerbt hatte, erkannte Zhang Menglong, dass die Freude der Reichen so einfach ist. Der Bankpräsident: "Herr Zhang, bitte, ich bitte Sie, Ihr Geld bei unserer Bank anzulegen, und Sie können den Zinssatz bestimmen!" Huaxias oberster Reicher der zweiten Generation: "Gehört Ihrer Familie die ganze Welt oder was?" Der reichste Mensch der Welt: "Ich fühle mich wie ein armer Mann!" Europäisches Königshaus: "Herr Zhang, fehlt Ihnen eine Freundin? Wenn ja, würde es Ihnen etwas ausmachen, eine zu finden? Wenn nicht, hätten Sie dann noch eine? Was halten Sie von der Prinzessin unseres Landes?" Später fand Zhang Menglong heraus, dass das College, das seine Eltern ihm hinterlassen hatten, das Beeindruckendste war. Dekan zu sein, war sogar noch schöner, als der reichste Mensch der Welt zu sein!

Tariq Amir Francois embarks on an inspiring journey of self-discovery and musical enchantment in a world where passion meets destiny. Drawn into a realm of mysterious creatures and captivating meow-lodies, Tariq's life takes a thrilling turn as he uncovers the hidden magic within. With each note, he delves deeper into a world where music transcends time and space, igniting a fire within his soul that propels him toward his ultimate destiny. Embrace the The prowling transformative power of music and join Tariq on a heart-pounding purr-venture that will leave you breathless and inspired to meow for more.

Quão imensa deve ser a riqueza de uma família que foi passada por cinco mil anos? Às vezes, você nunca saberá o quão rica sua família realmente é até pressionar um pouco os seus pais! Só depois de herdar a fortuna de cinco mil anos de sua família é que Zhang Menglong percebeu que a alegria dos ricos é tão simples. Presidente do banco: "Sr. Zhang, por favor, imploro que deposite seu dinheiro em nosso banco, e você pode definir a taxa de juros!" Herdeiro mais rico da segunda geração de Huaxia: "O mundo todo pertence à sua família ou o quê?" Pessoa mais rica do mundo: "Eu me sinto como um homem pobre!" Família Real Europeia: "Sr. Zhang, você está precisando de uma namorada? Se sim, importaria-se de encontrar uma? Se não, se incomodaria de ter mais uma? O que você acha da princesa do nosso país?" Mais tarde, Zhang Menglong descobriu que a faculdade que seus pais deixaram para ele foi a coisa mais impressionante. Na verdade, ser reitor acabou sendo ainda mais agradável do que ser a pessoa mais rica do mundo!

[Female Lead: Little Princess of the Cat Demon Clan] "Get off of me," the man's voice carried a hint of helplessness and restraint. "I won't," the girl shook her head, her arms tightly holding onto the man beneath her. "Be good, I can't sleep like this." "But I always slept on top of you before." "That was different... you're a human now." In Capital City, a decisive, cruel, and cold-blooded mysterious head of the household unexpectedly gets saved by a tiny kitten, hence turning into a devoted slave to the cat, shocking all his subordinates. However, when one day he woke up to find the kitten in his arms had turned into a lovely and soft young girl, the head of the household was dumbstruck. Ask what's going on? Of course, it's a nurture story~ Ask what to do? Naturally, continue to spoil her, just in a different way~ "Young Master, everyone outside is saying that you have some special fetish. Why else would you spoil a cat to such an outrageously lawless degree?" The head of the household declared, "You know nothing, that's my wife." This book is free of stale tropes, with fresh material, and is clean in regards to relationships. [The new book "Mr. Lu Has Made the Blacklist Again" has been released]

Xuanqian Continent, where sects stood in great numbers and experts abounded. The youth, Zhou Heng, with a mysterious black Broken Sword in his Dantian, emerged from Origin Stone Town and fought his way to claim a piece of the world in this grand era. To the exceedingly wicked, kill! To those who bullied my friends and family, kill! To those who obstructed my path to enlightenment, kill! On the path to the heavens, I tread with songs, with a sword in hand, I alone am honored under the heavens!

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

He is the most prestigious and mysterious man, the head of ZMI Agency's special agents. A person of immense influence. Just how influential? He says, find out for yourself! * She is a foreign-born master of criminal psychology, a psychological counselor at a correctional facility. A small fry who is always hungry for more. How small? She says, none of your business! * Zhan Se can't understand why, in just a short bathroom break, she was ensnared by such a cold, dignified, evil, domineering, awesome... a benefactor who is described with all the positive adjectives usually associated with the male protagonists in novels... What?!! She owed him six years ago? Not only did she owe him, but she also has a 6-year-old bun calling her mom? Holy moly! Since they both have a child together, who actually owes whom? ————————●Alternative Edition Introduction●———————— This is a guidebook for a nerdy girl's road to success. This is a must-have secret manual for marital roads. This is an encyclopedia on criminal psychology. This is the life journey of a woman who every man dreams of, working her way up. Urban marriage, rich family scandal, case tracking. All is revealed in "The Surprising Marriage Journey"… Indulgence is boundless, love and affection are reinterpreted! Nothing is the best, there is only better! Reading online novels, for the sense of satisfaction! Cracking melon seeds and peeling peanuts, sit in a row and taste together. Taste the power, color, fame, and wealth, and watch the various states of sentient beings with a smile. (Note: ① This book is one-on-one, absolutely clean, those who dislike the author and the author's writing style should avoid this pit) (Note: ② This book is purely fictitious, and there is no need to verify its authenticity. Reading the text comes with a lightning rod, no compensation for discomfort)

Walenciusz, a rebellious cat in a stolen top hat, ditches his dreary life in Cresthaven for a shot at something bigger. He teams up with Gorrick, a gap-toothed rogue wielding a legendary blade, and Alice, a barmaid with a mean broom swing, to set out after a prize that could shake the world. But a vengeful shadow from Walenciusz's past is closing in, and the stakes are clawing higher. Freedom's never been so feral!

[Mission: Held hands with him—COMPLETED!] [Next Step: Sleep in same bed,uwu] [Hehe, Cheq…..come let’s together fall in this tragedy called love! Let me immerse you in my soft rice.] Noticing the hot gaze and unconcealable thoughts of his boss whose eyes seemed a bit fierce and dangerous as she slowly approached him, Cheq took a deep breath. Until one day, the crazy woman couldn’t take it anymore and pinned him on the bed, “Fool, can’t you recognise me? Your biggest online fan had always been me!” Cheq: “___” Helplessly, he could only mutter, “God, I tried my best!” “After all, I am a man, please forgive this sinner.” “Since you dare to jump into my arms then let me be rude this time!” [P.S This book contains the rare tag-Eavesdropping.] ………

Hi diary. Its been a while. If you forgot my name already, well its Aphmeow or Aph. I'm just putting that in there just in case I happen to get knocked out and forget my name. It's been a few years since I ran away from home. My parents are probably worried sick about me or they probably don't even remember me. My mom's name is Silva and my dad's name is Klaus. I also have a big brother and a little sister. My brother's name is Cam. My little sister's name is Sophie. My little sister probably doesn't even remember me. Cam is probably looking for me. Anyways, I live in a village. It's called Broken Shields and don't the name think that we aren't good at fighting because we are.

!!! BREAKING NEWS !!! A GIANT ALIEN SPACESHIP IS THREATENING THE EARTH !! What would you do if you saw this on TV in real life? Would the alien spaceship even be your main concern if, the same day, you learned that your domestic cat is in fact the reincarnation of a goddess from a distant galaxy, who came to protect the Earth ? That's what Marvin and Angie, a young couple, are experiencing. But that's not even the most astonishing discovery for them! The most unstettlling news is that their yet to be born son has been chosen by the goddess to become her champion, to lead her army against her enemies. Read this if you want to hear the story of the baby boy who traveled across the universe to the galaxy of the divine cats, the Fluffy galaxy! This is full of thrilling adventures, fun, endearing characters, encounters with strange creatures from space, mind-boggling travels through unexplored places of the universe. For sure, this is the fluffiest story around! ******************************************************************** What NOT to expect from this book: - No romance - No R18 - No system What to expect from this book: - Great adventures on Earth and in space, - Fast-paced action - Comedy - Mythology - Some real hard science (you will learn real things about the solar system, the stars, the universe...) - Sad moments/ happy moments - Cats, of course... So, if you're ready, come and join us in our adventures. You don't want to miss on that unique experience. Be ready for the departure! ********************************************************************

When 19-year-old Kaito Yamato inherits a mysterious ring from a vanishing old man, he's thrust into a world of ancient secrets and hidden agendas. With newfound powers and a cryptic legacy, Kaito must master his destiny as the guardian of the Cat's Spirit- or risk losing everything.

Ryu, an 18-year-old college student, wakes up to find his beloved cat, Aoi, transformed into a young girl with cat ears and a tail. While adjusting to her playful, human-like traits, their peaceful life is upended when they are thrust into a deadly underground Battle Royale. In this ruthless system, human and animal turned human merge with unique abilities fight to survive, form alliances, and uncover the truth behind their transformations. As danger looms, Ryu must protect Aoi and harness their unbreakable bond to navigate the chaos and challenge the system's dark secrets. Support this story by adding it to your collection, giving Power Stones, and Golden Tickets! For private discussion, reach out on Discord: https://discord.gg/2zz2Csj9UQ

"God, please. If you are real, make my one last wish come true. Let me live." When Callisto got diagnosed with an incurable genetic disorder at age 5, she was expected to live for only ten more years. With her life on its last leg, Callisto underwent an operation that has a one in a million chance of success called the Mutated DNA Fusion, granting her wish to live. However, the operation gave her more than what she wished for. With her black hair turned silver, cat ears overhead, and a tail from her behind, Callisto now has to live her life as a half-human and half-animal, a catgirl.

(New Chapter every Friday at 18:00 UTC) An employee of a large corporation has died and reincarnated in another world. Will he decipher the secrets of magic? Will he show incredible martial prowess? Will he conquer all lands and life? Not anytime soon. Because he is reincarnated as a cat. But in the world of Chronagen all beings are granted a bit of equality - a system that allows for growth. Growth that is nearly unlimited. Growth that is fair to all beings. Growth that rewards risk and ingenuity, allowing someone to surpass others. Will he become the king he sets out to be? (To support me go to patreon.com/Kernoel77) (The story has LGBT+ characters, if you have a problem with that, no one is forcing you to read it.) (The series also includes strong language and fictional violence. Viewer discretion is advised. Further warnings appear at the beginning of particularly extreme chapters.)

This fantasy story follows the journey of my original character, Moon Takona, as she faces a life shaped by hardship, corruption, war, and love. Born a succubus and raised in a royal family of pure-blooded demons, Moon endures a turbulent childhood until the corruption within her finally takes over. After disposing of her family, her life spirals into a tale of war and madness, entwined with moments of passion, romance, and dark desire.

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

Starting over once more, he has entered this “living game” again in order to control his own fate. This time, he will not be controlled by others. Previously the Level 200 Sword King, he will rise to a higher peak in this life. Methods to earn money! Dungeon conquering strategies! Legendary Quests! Equipment drop locations! Undiscovered battle techniques! Even the secrets Beta Testers were unknowledgeable of, he knows of them all. Massive wars, life advancement, entering Godhood, sword reaching to the peak; a legend of a man becoming a Sword God has begun.

"Lugh woke up to find that he had transmigrated to a hundred million years later. Earth was now in the midst of a magical era, where mages were icons of nobility, commanding the energies of the world and unleashing devastating spells. Despite his transmigration, Lugh realized that he was a piece of trash when it came to magic, but just as he was giving up on being a mage, he realized in shock that the world’s magics were written in English! Unimaginable power could be obtained when the incantations are read. Saying Thousandfold Meditation accelerated training by ten thousand times, allowing one to reach the level of Archwizard in a single day. Likewise, saying Super Flame Dragon would conjure a divine dragon of flames that stood ten thousand meters tall, while Billion Thunderbolts would summon dark clouds, with a billion thunderbolts descending upon a target in the blink of an eye. Hence, with this special talent, Lugh became the youngest God of Mystics in the era of magic under a year! "

What happens when you transmigrate to Beast World? With the system in hand, the world is for your taking! One day, Su Tang, an intern at the hospital, is struck by a system and transmigrates to Beast World. It's a wondrous world with winged tigers, fire-spitting birds, and enticing man-eating flowers… Everything in this world leaves Su Tang awestruck! After the Chief of Winged Tiger Tribe saves Su Tang, she learns how backward this place was. Su Tang is determined to help change the world! Under the system’s guidance, she helps to extract salt, build homes, dig traps, make weapons and store food for winter… And perhaps even save the world while she's at it!

A Fantasy of Magic, Adventure, and Coming-of-Age‌ This spellbinding tale unveils a mysterious and perilous magical world where extraordinary forces collide. Ivan Hars, a transmigrated young wizard at Hogwarts, wields exceptional intellect and formidable magical prowess. Through trials and tribulations, he evolves from a curious apprentice into a courageous leader, his journey marked by relentless exploration and self-discovery. ‌Protagonist Profile‌ ‌Resilient Spirit‌: Confronts adversities with unyielding determination ‌Compassionate Core‌: Demonstrates unwavering loyalty to loved ones ‌Dual Edges‌: Blades of resolve tempered by gentle humanity ‌Enchanted Artistry System‌ The narrative weaves an intricate tapestry of magical disciplines: Charms & Curses‌: Mastery of advanced spells like the Unseen Blade Curse Alchemical Wonders‌: Expertise in potioncraft's alchemical paradoxes Metamorphic Arts‌: Shape-shifting mastery defying natural laws Bloodline Mysteries‌: Ancestral magic awakening latent powers ‌Arcane Highlights‌ Patronus Charm manifestations illuminating darkness Ancient runic languages decoding cosmic secrets Magical duels choreographed like lethal ballets Each magical discipline holds profound mysteries, with Ivan's hard-won skills serving as both weapons and wisdom in this dangerous yet wondrous realm. The magic system seamlessly integrates with character growth, making every incantation a stepping stone in his heroic metamorphosis.

Yun Xi Transmigrated in a world of novels where she turned into a Supporting Villain Character who was the Female Lead’s sister-in-law, and will die at the hands of her husband who was Female Lead's brother and the Male Lead, Female Lead's husband. Because she did all the harm to the Female Lead that caused her to have nightmares. After transmigrating, the first thing she did was to get divorce from Female Lead's brother who had a sister complex. Yun Xi signed the divorce paper happily as she bid goodbye to everyone and thought she would live her own life as she pleased. But wasn’t she supposed to live her life happily from now on? Why the hell there an Apocalypse started all of a sudden? Wasn't this book world supposed to be only in the Romance genre? When did it turn into a Supernatural one? And Why did she turn into a stray cat and get picked up by her ex-husband again! "No! You let me go! I wanna go home!" Yun Xi tried to scratch him and flee to wherever her eyes went. But the guy looked at her with bloodshot eyes as he said with an aggrieved voice, "My wife left me, and now you also want to leave me? How can you be so heartless, little kitten?" Yun Xi, "..."

Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.

A Bear Grylls fan got reincarnated to Tevat for unknown reasons it is a journey of our protagonist finding his path and happiness

Antoinette Newman, firstborn of Adrian Newman and Brittany Newman, who was left for dead, was kidnapped by The Shadow to turn her into a fierce warrior and a lethal weapon to achieve his criminal purposes. Oleg Romanov raised her as a daughter, knowing that she has a high IQ of 850. She was injected with the serum known as the "die-resurrect" (which "kills the person's personality and memories" and turns her into a fierce killer) Due to her great intelligence, she evaded the effects of the serum and pretends to be dominated to fiercely find out the true intentions of The Shadow and fight for justice to be done and face the sinister plans of this powerful world organization that even she does not even imagine the extent of its power and influence, which she will also meet an alien who also fights against The Shadow from another part of the Multiverse, which she will fall in love with and will be part of so that she can become The Fire Cat. The author's first character with autism and neurodivergency.

Upon discovering that humans have a strange belief in luck, the werewolves decide to organize a series of events to help the townspeople achieve good fortune. From disastrous raffles to bone-throwing contests (with very strange prizes), each attempt results in comical situations and misunderstandings.

⚠️LIL WARNING: BOOK CONTAINS SWEARING AND VIOLENCE⚠️ This is a book about a girl named Melissa who, on her eighteenth birthday, receives a special cat—a panther. She trains with her panther for years, takes on missions, and attends secret gatherings. When Melissa turns twenty-two, the powerful Scrolls of Eternal Power are stolen. These scrolls hold important secrets and their loss threatens the entire realm. Melissa must embark on a dangerous mission to retrieve the scrolls and restore order, relying on her unique abilities and the bond with her panther.

When life is riddled with chaotic choices, people prefer the comfort of order. (Author's note:- This story is actually a compiled version of various alternative stories that at end gets converged and create a finale with theme and tropes of diverse categories. P.S. :- I will be updating synopsis as the story continues with each protagonists having their own "Saga".) 'SAGA ZAI' :- Zai ran away from his city to a town in the mountains in order to find his peace. His life was turned upside down once again when a catastrophe struck his life but he couldn't give up and somehow managed to wake up in a place called "Frozen Hell". (additional note: I will be uploading this story on RoyalRoad.com too)

[Abstinent wild male demon x charming female supermodel] [Double purity + lust + pulling each other] Enchanting, sexy, with a pair of extremely beautiful fox eyes. This was Gu Ye’s first impression of Rong Yi. —— Gu Ye, thirty years old. The founder of G&Y Wilderness Magazine was a natural wild man. He gave up his family company to do photography and founded his own magazine, which became famous all over the world. Black tattoo below the collarbone - Freedom Forever, forever free, makes him more unrestrained and free. Some people say that Gu Ye has been celibate for a long time, and in his eyes, women are no different from the same sex, otherwise he would not be so abstinent. … Until one day, Gu Ye suddenly posted a Weibo like this. The copy is: Meeting you, I am so in love with you that I feel happy about it. The accompanying pictures are a set of nine photos taken by Gu Ye himself. She was a charming and extremely beautiful woman. In the photo, she looked happy or angry, so charming... As soon as the picture came out, it became a hot search on Weibo! Netizens quickly uncovered the woman’s identity, she is the internationally renowned supermodel Rong Yi. With her charming appearance and strong professional ability, she is known as the "T-stage Fairy".