Everyone Is Gay

1 billion people from the Earth woke up and discovered that they had transmigrated to an alternate world. They possessed their own land and had become lords. They had to struggle to survive in a foreign world by attacking other cities and conquering new lands. Leo Ray received the God Tier talent [Golden Touch]. He could turn stone into gold and upgrade items. [Congratulations! Your Rank One Recruitment Tag has been upgraded to Rank Five Recruitment Tag.] [Congratulations! Your Rank Two Weapon: Crescent Moon Blade has been duplicated 101 times.] [Congratulations! Your Rank Three Weapon: Great Land Two-handed Sword has been upgraded to Rank Five Weapon: Dragon Slayer Sword.] … [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord with a Level Two Mansion.] [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord to completely kill off a boss.] [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord to conquer a city.] … While others were still working hard to gather resources, Leo Ray monopolized the market and made everyone work for him. While others were still toiling away at establishing their villages, Leo Ray’s grand city had already been built. While others were still risking their lives to withstand the attacks of the surrounding monsters with villagers, Leo Ray had already amassed an army and was conquering cities and lands.

Peter wakes up in a world where everyone has a System—a magical, game-like interface guiding their growth, skills, and stats. Everyone, except him. Armed with nothing but wit, stubbornness, and a newfound ability to cultivate energy, Peter must navigate grueling training sessions, confusing power dynamics, and a reality where strength isn’t just measured in muscle, but in numbers. Thankfully, he has Thea—an athletic, sharp-witted mentor whose patience hangs by a thread—as his guide through this chaotic world. But beneath the surface of training routines and cultivation techniques, something darker looms. The rigid military-like structure of their camp, the unyielding endurance drills, and the constant whispers of preparation hint at a larger conflict. Peter doesn’t know where he fits into this world yet, but one thing’s for sure: whatever’s coming, he’ll need more than just clever quips and shaky cultivation skills to survive.

David crossed over to a new planet after getting killed on his previous one. This new planet is dangerous and filled with supernatural creatures like monsters and demons. Without enough power to protect yourself, you could get killed at any time. Unfortunately, David only has average talent and struggles to progress on this new planet. After 3 years of trying to become more powerful, he is eventually expelled from his warrior school due to his average talent. Faced with this situation, David doesn't know what to do. He is unsure if he will be able to survive on this planet or protect his family. For 3 years, he has not received any kind of help or advantage that would make his life easier. Ultimately, David almost loses hope and accepts his fate as an average person. However, just when he has given up, he suddenly receives a cheat or "Golden finger" that gives him the chance to become as powerful as the other geniuses on the planet. Will he get the chance to become powerful? On this new planet, he can be killed at any time by supernatural creatures. To learn more about David's journey, continue reading. -------------------------------------------------- ------------------- Hey guys, English is not my first language. I hope you all enjoy this and if you have any suggestions, please comment. -------------------------------------------------------- [https://discord.gg/C5kUjxVwMC] My discord link. Join guys and if you have any suggestions, tell me.] You can also support me in PayPal - https://www.paypal.me/SmallOtaku ____________________________ # 50 Power stone = 1 extra chapter # 100 Power stone = 2 extra chapter

The Duke's family has gone a century with no daughters. When a daughter was finally born to them, she should have received all the love and pampering, but it turns out that the real daughter had been swapped at birth and taken in by a family of kind-hearted hunters. Ever since they adopted the girl, the hunters seemed to get lucky in everything—game seemed to run into the traps and nets they set, and they would find rare herbs wherever they went. Ten tears later, the Duke's family finally realized the truth that their daughter had been swapped and journeyed over a thousand miles to bring her home. After she returned to her real family, the daughter was undoubtedly spoiled rotten by every member of her family... After she grew up, Lin Qingluo excelled in martial arts and rose to the peak of the martial world. Joining the battlefield with her brothers and father, she crushed their enemies and became known as a Goddess of War, gaining countless admirers. Lord of Heavenly Secret Pavilion: Your reputation precedes you, milady—none compares to you, just as the rumors say. Chief of the Potion Valley: Your skills with medicine are extraordinary, and I defer to your expertise. I pledge my loyalty in exchange for your tutelage to practice medicine and help people. The First Prince of Qi Nation: Thank you for rescuing me. I owe you a life debt. Lin Qingluo: A clingy prince has stolen my heart, and he is all I can think about. There is no other person on my mind.

Kiara Kwin attends a normies school named Amber high school in search for a hidden power but didn't expect to make friends on her journey but as fate had its plans for her, she did. Will she find that which she seeks or something else.

Jordan Jude is a successful billionaire CEO. He has power, money, and a good reputation. But Jordan has one secret, a secret he kept hidden from everyone: he's gay. However, his life falls apart when news of his romantic relationships with men becomes public. His company’s stock falls, investors leave, and the media attacks him. Jordan sees his business begin to fail. To save his company and image, his father suggests a bold idea: Jordan should hire a fake bride. A fake marriage with a woman can help quiet the critics and rebuild his public image. Jordan dislikes this plan, but he feels he has no choice.

After the death of all the members of the syndicate, aysel felt that she was the reason. Maybe if she didn't go to the gate to prove her abilities, and didn't ask for help .no... If she didn't have a voice, no one would die. If only you didn't wish to be among them.. If you don't want to be friends with them. If only she hadn't been greedy and stayed alone... Everyone died and she lived is useless. With mounting remorse, she summoned the terror of a demon, and as soon as his name was mentioned, humans almost fainted. Spreading chaos and corruption. By making a deal with him, time rolled back and she returned for a year before the disaster. Due to shock and regret, her voice was muffled and she could no longer speak. I felt if she spoke, everyone would die.... She inadvertently crossed paths with union leader ishak Hershofitz He frowns all the time, gets angry and doesn't say anything good when he opens his mouth. .... Excerpt Her body shivered out of control when it got colder. She dug between ishak's arms frantically rubbing the muscles of his body. "Damn it.." Her shoulders shrank at his obscene words and she couldn't help. She was a cold-fearing creature by nature, and she would die if it got colder. She tightened the robe that surrounded her and ishak and closed any slit from which cold air could enter. But even so she's still shaking. Her feet were frozen, and the Knuckles made a dull sound. She Lowered her head with some thought and soon an idea flashed through her little mind. After a while ishak watched her hands throwing her socks and shoes next to them, and her cold feet suddenly crept under his pants and frantically rubbed down his stomach. Muscles twitched and made a small noise as his jaw tightened and he watched her without saying anything. With the heat generated, her feet began to feel warm and she gave a comforting sigh that made his eyebrows rise. When she raised her head, her eyes choked with a pair of violet eyes, dry as usual. She didn't think much and the rabbit pecked her nose down his chin naturally. He felt she had developed a habit of clicking on him like this before bed every day. It was annoying and irritated him, but he still closed his eyes silently and rested his back against the tree.

Popular girl Ari Cho is absolutely charming, leaving Yumi Kim, the school nerd, so gay to function normally. ** FOREWORD: Like any other day, I sat back and watched Ari hold court in the far corner of the school cafeteria. She was surrounded by her usual swarm of admirers, each one trying—and failing—to win her over. One by one, they crumbled under the weight of her gentle rejections, their faces painted with the sting of unrequited affection. Oh, what a marvellous sight to behold. The scene took a dramatic turn when two of the boys started arguing, throwing out accusations about who was making Ari more uncomfortable. The irony was almost too good—they were both so oblivious to the fact that their entire presence was likely making her want to bolt out the door. I took another bite of my sandwich, savouring the free entertainment. Poor Ari, trapped in the middle of a gaggle of hormonal teenagers who genuinely believed their cringe-worthy displays of “manliness” would sweep her off her feet. Pathetic. You might be wondering why I’m not stepping in to rescue Ari from that circus of admirers. Well, let me give you three solid reasons why meddling is a terrible idea for me. First, I’m no Superman—I don’t do heroic deeds. Second, I’m far too comfortable living my drama-free life to jeopardise it now. And third, let’s be real, my body is definitely not built for a catfight. As I happily munched on my sandwich, enjoying the chaos from a safe distance, I made a grave error, I locked eyes with Ari. Oh, crap. Picture this: while the two idiotic boys were still mid-argument, Ari—with a slightly shy smile—started walking towards my direction, her tray of food balanced in her hands. No, no, no. God, please tell me she’s not actually coming to talk to m— “Hi, Yumi!” she said casually, her smile so bright it could power a small city. ** OTHER STORIES: Miss Not So Typical (on going) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

This story is about a boy who reincarnated in another world [I know this dosen't sounds new to you but...] To a fantasy world And he has a difficult time while living there... I want this isekai to be different from most of them, I want to show a side of another world that is not shown in most novels. The main character always gets some mega perks, or has the powers of a demon lord, or is some hero who has to defeat the demon lord. I got bored with it, I want to show what would happen if you, for example, were reincarnated in a small village somewhere on the outskirts of the kingdom, where there are no schools to teach children and because of that there are problems with using magic, or general craftsmanship or warrior training. Magic in this world is not as common as in other isekai, that is, it occurs normally but it is hard to learn it. Because of that, few people have the ability to have magic. [This is my first novel ever so please don't be angry, if I write something wrong pls] Overall in this isekai the main character will have a hard time and now the question is whether he will be able to survive in this world, and who he wants to become? The answer to this is still unclear...

“What's done is done! Let's just forget it!” He said and acted nonchalantly, even though he was cowering in fear because something was telling him that the stranger in front of him didn't intend to let go. The man's frown increases and Hayden swears that the temperature in the room increases multiple times. After winning over his heart and stealing his first, this boy wanted to avoid responsibility, which made Zenos annoyed. “You want to run away from me?” He asked in annoyance, and suddenly Hayden found himself under the man without even knowing how. “I'm just…” Hayden wasn't able to finish his words before he was domineeringly kissed by the stranger. Zenos used his left hand to pin Hayden's hand on top of Hayden's head effortlessly. Hayden tried to struggle and blocked the stranger's tongue from dominating his mouth by pressing his lips against each other stubbornly, but the man unexpectedly bit Hayden's bottom lips, making Hayden yelp in pain. The man used that chance to clean all the taste of strawberries in Hayden's mouth, while his right hand continued to stroke Hayden's body wantonly. When Hayden was starting to go dizzy due to shortness of breath, he was released by the man's assault. He breathed in and out rapidly and thanked heaven for the chance to live again. “You can't run away from me… You are mine” Zenos growled into Hayden's neck possessively. Hayden felt a shiver run through his spine after hearing the stranger's words. His breath hitched as the man licked his earlobe and kissed his neck with extreme familiarity, domineeringly. “Mine,” the stranger proclaimed again. The stranger gave a low curse word and rolled off Hayden's shivering sensitive body, “I'll spare you because you're still in pain. You won't be as lucky next time” he said and lifted Hayden's chin to peck him one more time while Hayden stared dumbfounded. Cover isn't mine, found online My new bl novel is out: The Journey Of Chasing After The Transmigrated Straight Shou

Born in the gritty city of Spero, where poverty and gang violence reign supreme, this novel tells the heart-wrenching story of Dennis, a young boy raised in a dysfunctional family - His ruthless father, the boss of one of the city's most feared gangs, an alcoholic and a compulsive gambler, subjecting him and his mother to unbearable physical, emotional, and financial abuse. As Dennis grows, he faces relentless bullying and oppression, not only from his father but also from the gang-dominated streets of the gritty city of Spero. But one fateful day, a dramatic turn of events alters his destiny. A shocking transformation unleashes a chain reaction, challenging everything he thought he knew. Will Dennis seize this chance to overthrow his father's tyrannical grip, break free from his past life and reclaim his life? Or will the dark forces of his past consume him? Dive into this gripping tale of resilience, revenge, power struggles, and redemption, set in the gritty Streets of Spero. We are excited to share our second novel with you.

Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more. Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can... (As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.) ... Michael Johnson, a 22-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall. Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation. Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death. However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused. Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life. Along the way, he encounters strange things. ... [Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the "Lust System"] [Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!] "Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system." [Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title "Lust King"] "A tittle?" [The first quest is loading!] "Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?" [Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!] New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land] "It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things..." [Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!] "So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?" [Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been "Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!"] "These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?" [Ok, Host!] [1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!] [2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!] [3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!] [4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!] "Oh my God, are you serious, System?" ---------------------- Update Daily! 9 AM PST Please show your support if you enjoy the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! 150=1 bonus chapter 200=2 bonus chapters 500=3 bonus chapters Bonus release will drop the following week!

Four years of marriage, and Ryan had always believed he was fortunate—a beautiful wife, Emma, and a picture-perfect family. He worked tirelessly, convinced it was all for the chance to walk through life side by side with her. But when the diagnosis came—cancer—and he looked into the eyes of the people who had once been closest to him, the harsh truth finally hit. What marriage? What compromise? It had all been a lie. He came into this world alone, and in the end, he would leave the same way. With no hope left, Ryan decided he would no longer live for anyone else. He would spend his final days in whatever way brought him the most peace and happiness. He filed for divorce from his cold, distant wife. He severed ties with his cruel, judgmental family. He broke under the relentless pressure of his boss. Everyone was saying: Ryan had lost it. He’d completely snapped. But just when he thought he was beyond saving, a light pierced the darkness of his world. She said, “I’m Fiona, Ryan. Please... I’m begging you, live. For me, please?” While everyone else had begged him to get treatment, he remained unmoved. But when this young woman stood before him, tears staining her face, what could he do? Suddenly, a spark of hope flickered. Did he still have the strength to fight? Could he even survive this? “My... Fiona…”

"Everyone’s OP Except Me, Am I Still the MC?" Hi I’m Niikaz, and I’m just here... existing. In a world where everyone can summon storms, split mountains with a glance, or literally control time, I’m the one who trips over my own feet. But you know what? I’m fine with that. Everyone’s out there being the main character of their own story, saving the world, and getting all the glory. And me? I’m just chilling in the background, sipping tea and minding my own business. Sure, I’m the weakest of the weak in a world full of OP beings, but honestly, who cares? They’re all too busy with their epic battles and world-saving moments to even notice me—perfect for someone who doesn’t want the drama. I’m not here for the spotlight. I’m just here to live my quiet life without being involved in any of the chaos. But with a world this wild and powerful, things don’t stay calm for long. I guess it’s only a matter of time before I get caught up in it all... or not. Who knows? At this point, I’m just going along for the ride, one misstep at a time.

Synopsis: Title: Shardbreaker Tagline: When the world shattered, power chose the broken. --- The world was once protected by a barrier known as the Veil. Eighty years ago, the Veil shattered, fracturing reality itself and merging Earth with fragments of otherworldly realms called Shards. These Shards brought untold dangers, treasures, and monsters — but also gave rise to Shardbreakers, individuals who wield the chaotic, unpredictable energy of the Aether to control and battle within the Shards. Yun Tae-Hyun, an unremarkable delivery boy, lives in the neon-lit chaos of Seoul, surrounded by Shardbreakers, rogue traders, and monstrous threats. He has no Aether Mark, no special powers — until one fateful day when a Shardstorm strikes, and an immense Shard crashes into him. The forbidden fragment awakens a forbidden power within him: the ability to distort reality itself. But this power comes at a cost. Tae-Hyun’s newfound ability[Distortion Shatterstep and Aetherbind] are wildly unstable and dangerous. As he grapples with the chaos of his abilities, he attracts the attention of both powerful Clades of Shardbreakers hunting him for his Forbidden Shard and monstrous, mind-bending enemies born from the shards. With the Arbiter, a mysterious figure who claims to be the creator of the Veil, pulling the strings, Tae-Hyun must navigate a fractured world, protect his sick sister Ji-Hye, and decide whether to restore the Veil, which would erase all the Shards — and humanity — or embrace his dangerous powers to forge a new world from the remains. Caught between factions, monsters, and his own spiraling descent into chaos, Tae-Hyun must master his Distortion powers before they consume him — or the world will be consumed instead. --- This is a tale of survival, choice, and the unpredictable consequences of wielding immense power. Shardbreaker promises high-stakes, emotionally driven action with mind-bending combat and a menace Mc who must decide whether saving the world is worth losing himself.

Lillac's plan to give her a boyfriend a suprise came to an tragic end as she found confessing to another girl . She couldn't believe the man who loved her so much would ever do something like this . The heartbroken Lillac wanted to just disappear. But Diana doesn't seem to be in the mood to just let her be . How will Lillac when her supposed rival in love show a sudden interest towards her ? Will she find the reason why she can't just ignore the other girl ? Read the story to find out more about the journeys in discovering all the twist and turn .

Warning: This novel is R-18, it contains sexually explicit scenes, mature language, and boy-to-boy romance. ••• Armando is a long time boyfriend of a gay senior high student. He will risk everything and does sacrifice just to show his love and let it feel to his sweetheart, Hale. This is a love story where the antagonist and second leading man whose love is more genuine and sincere. "What I hated the most when I realized the fact that MY BOSS IS INLOVED WITH HIS GAY SECRETARY." And that gay secretary is Hale. How can he deal with this? How can he fight his love if his love rival is a million times wealthier than him?

I, a Chinese gay man. I'll share my interesting travel stories in the last decade with you.

The game has arrived, and the world of Blue Star has been completely reshaped. Humanity enters the era of class change, while mythical beasts roam freely, and mysterious realms and abysses lurk in every corner. On the day of his own class awakening, Shen Mo discovers that he’s the only one to awaken the hidden class — Master of All Things. From this moment on, his life takes a turn for the extraordinary. As he unravels the truth behind the towering obelisk that connects different worlds, Shen Mo realizes he is no longer an ordinary person. He gains a godly passive ability that allows him to ignore class restrictions and access all abilities in the world, while his godly talent enables him to fuse different skills from various classes into more powerful abilities. Every time he defeats an opponent, he can randomly steal one of their abilities. Among these, Shen Mo acquires the Skill: Enchanting Touch, making every attack he launches against the opposite sex irresistibly seductive. But his "happy life" isn't as simple as it seems. One by one, beautiful women enter his world— a centaur girl, a cold school goddess, a beast-eared maiden, and even the Elf Queen, all drawn into his abyss for their own "challenges". Each one’s challenge is more than just a fight; it’s a battle of hearts, emotions, and desires. Will Shen Mo conquer the beautiful worlds around him and collect the women of his dreams, or will he find himself entangled in the chaos of love and power? It’s time for the ultimate showdown — and Shen Mo wants it all: the world, the power, and the beauties.

when xiao mei opens her eyes she found herself in a novel as a same name as canon fodder.she decided to change her fate by staying away from main characters. As time passes by why all relatives looking me so affectionately, don't they hate me . A rich young master : "xiao xiao ,can you give me your little attention ". mei mei's brothers: " get lost " citizens: looks like young master have a long way to chase his wife mei mei 's brothers: of course (laugh sinisterly)

Miu, um telepata fugitivo de um centro científico, é capturado por Max Dead, um assassino profissional, que foi pago para levá-lo para uma agência maligna que queria abusar de seus poderes. Dead e Miu, começam então, uma caminhada até seu destino mortal, e dentre nessa caminhada, desafios e até um amor impossível aparece diante dele.

Chen Wei was diagnosed with a severe mental illness two months ago, and the reason was terrifyingly unusual. For the past two months, every time he fell asleep, his consciousness would slip into a parallel world—one that was devastated by an ongoing apocalyptic disaster. In this other world, chaos reigns as natural catastrophes unfold without end: from ice ages to meteor showers, acid rains, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, viral plagues, and a relentless zombie outbreak. A man named Chen Wei, struggling against the harsh elements and a crumbling society, is trapped in a nightmare of survival. For two months, this parallel version of Chen Wei fought, scavenged, and barely managed to stay alive as the world around him collapsed. In his waking world, the real Chen Wei suffered from debilitating nightmares, unable to escape the horrors his mind conjured while asleep. But everything changed when he accidentally killed his first zombie in the apocalyptic world and consumed its mysterious crystal core. That moment unlocked an inexplicable power within him—his space ability. Chen Wei's newfound power allows him to store items in an alternate space, taking food, supplies, gold, jewelry, and even the valuable crystal cores into his safe haven. But when he wakes up in the real world, he is shocked to find that the space is not just a figment of his dreams. The gold, the supplies, the very things he stored in the parallel world are real—and they can be brought back into his reality. As he delves deeper into this strange phenomenon, Chen Wei realizes that the two worlds are linked in ways he never imagined. His alternate self’s actions in the apocalypse directly affect his real-world existence. Now, Chen Wei must navigate this strange connection between his two selves, learning to use his abilities to gather resources, grow stronger, and uncover the mysteries behind his power. With the ability to travel between worlds through dreams and bring tangible items from one reality to another, Chen Wei faces an unprecedented opportunity—and an equally terrifying responsibility. What will Chen Wei do with his newfound power? Will he dominate the apocalyptic world, exploiting its resources and knowledge for his own gain? Or will the constant interplay between his two lives unravel the fragile balance he has created? The fate of both worlds rests in his hands, and with each dream, his grip on reality grows ever more tenuous. *Between two worlds, in the realm of dreams, Chen Wei will rise to face challenges that defy the laws of time and space.*

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In a fabled land, in a not too distant past, in a world that few know about, a warrior arises in the wake of a massive war that nearly wiped the entire civilization out as it was once known. In the ashes a "phoenix" rises. Who is he? Where is he? When is he? The truth lies within himself.

moved to fanfic section cuz I'm dumb also I don't own anything u can read the old stuff here

After being sexually assaulted by gay guys at a young age, Alberto Rodriguez developed a huge phobia for gays.. He depises them and doesn't want anything to do with them... he has a best friend, Fernando Sanchez, whom he cares for so much... What will happen when Alberto finds out that his best friend was actually gay?... Will Alberto end their 5 years friendship just because he's homophobic?... stay tuned to find out P.S. This is a BL novel; boyxboy .. if you don't like this kind of novel, I'd advise you to not read it..