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Many people wish to escape this boring life, or rather, everyone does. I was no different. But back then, I hadn’t been summoned to another world. It didn’t take long for us to realize that this place was a true hell. Covered in blood, Avinash screamed, “One day, I’ll have them all beneath my feet!” Hero? What a joke.

At Crestwood High, Maya has it all: beauty, popularity, and the perfect boyfriend—or so she thought. When a public betrayal shatters her world, Maya finds herself in desperate need of a distraction. Enter Eddie, the quiet, enigmatic bookworm who’s content to blend into the background. What starts as a lighthearted challenge to “tame” the nerd spirals into an unexpected journey of self-discovery. Forced to partner up on a school project, Maya and Eddie clash, connect, and challenge each other in ways they never imagined. Behind Eddie’s sharp wit and guarded exterior lies a secret life that threatens to upend everything Maya thought she knew about him—and herself. As jealousy, secrets, and old flames ignite a battle of hearts, Maya must decide: is taming the nerd really worth it, or is Eddie the one taming her? 10 Steps to Tame the Nerd is a heartfelt enemies-to-lovers story about self-worth, redemption, and the unexpected power of love to change everything.

A group of tabletop RPG nerds are transported to a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. Their task: Clear the land of an evil corruption known as the Taint by killing Tainted monsters, absorbing their corruption, and using it to level up. But in this world, the monsters aren't merely trying to kill you, they're trying to rape you and fill you with their Tainted seed. And to make matters worse our noble heroes wake up, only to find themselves in alluring new female bodies… Our unfortunate heroines are forced to survive in a strange new world crawling with brutal rape monsters around every corner. Will they learn to adapt and thrive in their new home? Or will they be reduced to mindless broken cumdumps by the endless hordes of horny, sadistic creatures roaming these cursed lands? Sexual Content Warning: 18+ Contains explicit sex, sexual violence, smut in nearly every chapter. Has scenes of rape, sexual slavery, hard bdsm, sadomasochism. Scenes can get pretty dark and graphic. Contains heterosexual and lesbian pairings, but no male on male content. Non-sexual Content Warning: Contains lighthearted moments of comedy, bits of slice of life, character development, and worldbuilding. There is an actual story here, mixed in with all the smut. Trigger Warning: Rape. Violent Monster Rape. Seriously. Lots of it.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

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"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

This is a love at first sight for Kyler when he was 19. He was a nerd. But his first love, Mimi, drove him to change. Over eight long years, Kyler learned how to make himself worthy of the love he never saw after that night. She inspired him to become a writer, without her knowing it. Everything about Kyler's conscience is her. But after eight years, when they meet again, will Kyler's story end in a heartbreak? Will the book that Kyler wrote about his love be unread forever? Can it still be called a love story if she never loves him in return?

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

"Better to have and not need than to need and not have." Sky Ishiyama is a nerd with Photographic Memory who after the bumps and turns in his life, turned to be a Doomsday Prepper. The story takes place in our world where our MC was diving through the Dark Web just for fun and discovered something that could only be found in books, movies, novels, manga, anime, or games. Zombies, Walkers, Freaks, Infected, Biters, or whatever you may call them. They're fucking real. Ever wondered what you could do in a zombie apocalypse where you actually know what you're doing? Actually surviving properly while preventing stupid deaths? Doing what is right and necessary? Or better yet, actually doing what you shout in the monitor when you're watching a film? Our MC is coupled with the knowledge of not just fighting z's but actually surviving by securing his home, finding allies, scavenging for supplies, building a community and so much more. If you could, kindly like the tags I've put up and it would be huge, huge help for me, thanks in advance! Also, a comment, a review, or even a vote of a single power stone would help me out a lot! Thanks again! Disclaimer: All of the names and places mentioned in this novel are fictional and any relation to people IRL is purely coincidental. Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/3JstDAV (It's just something I created for fun and random chatting with people that want to discuss more about zombie things and other random stuff. It's created on 16/07/20 so it's fairly new and nothing much is in there lol Anyway, everyone is free to drop by and spend a few minutes to pass the time.) My Discord: Sky2316#9623

Introdução "Amor por Acidente" narra a inesperada e cativante relação entre Lucas, um nerd introvertido e focado nos estudos, e Kaori, uma garota extrovertida e popular, pertencente ao estilo gairu. O que começa como uma relação de puro conflito, se transforma ao longo do tempo em algo mais profundo e surpreendente. Essa história aborda os desafios e o crescimento pessoal na adolescência, revelando como as diferenças podem se tornar forças que unem as pessoas de maneiras inesperadas. Sinopse Lucas, um estudante introvertido e amante de videogames, e Kaori, uma garota popular e descolada, sempre se evitaram devido às suas personalidades opostas. Forçados a trabalhar juntos em um projeto escolar sobre os desafios da adolescência, suas diferenças logo os colocam em rota de colisão. No entanto, ao passarem mais tempo juntos, eles descobrem que têm mais em comum do que imaginavam. O projeto escolar abre caminho para uma inesperada amizade que, aos poucos, se transforma em algo mais, desafiando suas percepções sobre si mesmos e sobre o que realmente importa no amor.

After being deceived by a friend for revenge, Ewan Asher Margarito became involved with higher-ups and got his family in danger. With the help of his sister, Lily Asher, he decided to avenge his parent's death. Things fell apart when several murder cases surfaced and instincts discovered they might be the same killer.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Liu Feng wanted to be a cultivator who defied the heavens, surpassed all limits, and had jade-skinned beauties clamoring around him. He wanted to fight anyone who got in his way, and shatter the arrogance of those young masters! Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I'm stuck here. Jade-like beauties? No thanks, I have an awesome magical energy to study. Young masters? Life and death battles? No, I would rather read some books on cultivation, and master some techniques that clearly don't obey the laws of physics. There is a junior who has trash talent but suddenly started advancing by leaps and bounds? And he seems to be favored by the heavens themselves? Yeah, that has nothing to do with me.

After her boyfriend dumps her, Savannah needs a date quickly. Angelo, a nerd, and shy, becomes the best candidate, but first, has to fall for her. How can she get him to fall for her?

Sarah Andrews is a nerd loser who is bullied by everyone in school because of a silly mistake that almost destroyed her relationship with Charlotte, her best friend. Nicholas Granger is the wealthy heir who is set to inherit his father's many companies. He is sent to an average school as a punishment for his non caring attitude towards the business. When Sarah and Nicholas meet... Well, let's see what happens. Rejected Hearts Meet

Years ago people started awakening aura, government executed them no matter their age. However at present time aura awakening is normal for people. In that world a high school student Hayamoto Kaminari, 17 year old weak bullied nerd steps in a world of supernatural activities where he sets on a mission to find the murderer of his mother.

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

[Welcome to doom's day] "Sup nerd!" I heard a deep sexy voice behind me, making me turn to face the one and only heartthrob of our school. "Hey! I'm not a nerd!" I retorted back feeling my cheeks turn red in annoyance. "Really?" He asked with a mocking tone and an annoying smirk. - June Evans a senior year high school student who had a huge crush on her supposed trouble maker for a very long time. Alexander Stone, handsome young hunk who seek every opportunity to disturb the only girl he had his eyes on. What will happen when they decide to open up and face their long time crush? When the villain comes to disrupt something wonderful. Look out for the supporting characters also. We're all in for one heck of a crush ride.

MysteryRomance#1 Israel is a nerd guy-serial killer and full of mystery of his life. And he is a danger man in the school, no one know who he is. He ignored the girl's who bullied him and nor touch him. Until Irish came into his life. And now what happened next? Must read my 2nd Story and it's for you to find out. ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Life gathers in unluckily for eighteen-year-old Theodore Greene, a dorky nerd who never had any luck his whole life, just out of the ordinary.  He never gets the best out of himself by being smart in his school and trying to get the best of luck for his teenage years. Even if it takes his own life, whirls to a twist of the rumors about people being murdered by something or someone who did this whole thing to his town.  The only chance he got to succeed in the rumors was to make it to an end, to finally be lucky. Of a nerd he was. On one rainy dusk of the evening of Croubridge, he went out to figure out how to get the case of the murder of the people who went missing, to be the next victim of their prey to hunt. Vampires.  He didn't know his life had just gotten worse than it already had been.

The Campus Nerd is a Bully, Sounds clique? Yeah I guess so. A group of four handsome, drop dead gorgeous men, incredibly rich who's been making every students kneel in their front. In a story where the kings and the badboy meant to bully every weaks including the nerds. There is Arc Famorcan who never got threatened in their vast riches, in their good looks and power because she believed bullies should also experience bullying and nerd must do the bully. The nerd who did a little overstepped in the kings borders experience the bullying like in the stories and dramas but not today. She promised to herself she'll never stay still. She's done with the common beliefs that nerds deserves being treated low. But Grint Jang as a king who wanted to ruin this little tough girl life, suddenly burst out in her classroom one day claiming her as his wife. But this evil nerd never lost some tricks off her sleeve. Will their story lead into a fairy tail like love story? "I'm a king so learn to act like a peasant!" -Grint Jang "I'm a Devil so learn to act like an Angel or I'll drag you to hell" -Arc Famorcan A/N: I changed the description from the original version because I feel like improving it ;-)

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

Witty nerd gets transported to new world

Rael, a young nerd and otaku, never imagined he would one day be dragged into a fantasy world. When a summoning ritual performed by an orc tavern keeper, Carnelia, goes wrong, instead of summoning a strong, muscular being to help her, he appears: a thin, awkward human. With no combat or magical abilities, Rael seems like a complete failure for Carnelia's mission. Follow Rael as he uses unconventional methods to survive in this dangerous jungle.

Stanley Berkowitz is your average vertically challenged nerd with an abrasive attitude living in recluse from the outside world when his life inexplicably changes when a dimensionally displaced Succubus princess that looks eerily familiar fell through a portal and landed in his back yard. Advance chapters available on my Patreon at 'Streggaeworks'