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When 25-year-old Onezwa Mthethwa loses her husband, Qhawe, in a brutal tragedy, her world is shattered. In accordance with traditional customs, her family arranges for her to marry Qhawe's older brother, Mcedisi - a notorious gangster with a reputation for ruthlessness. Faced with the prospect of becoming his second wife, Onezwa makes a daring escape on the eve of their traditional wedding. Five years later, Onezwa has rebuilt her life, but the past comes knocking, threatening to dismantle her hard-won independence. As the mystery surrounding Qhawe's death resurfaces, Onezwa must confront the darkness she fled. Will she find the strength to protect her newfound freedom, or will the secrets of her past force her back into the clutches of the Mthethwa family?

Lilian laid on his deathbed, his life nearing its end. Surrounded by the cold quiet of a hospital room, he had spent his last months immersed in novels on his phone. One novel, in particular, had captured his heart, and he yearned to finish it before succumbing to his incurable disease. But as the end drew near, he realized he couldn't access the final volume. Helplessly, he regretted the opportunities he had missed in life. And death had finally come knocking. "If only there were another world... that could offer me a second chance," He whispered. "If only I could live a second life... in a time when I had listened." Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/jr8Mmd8sBv

Zarah is nothing but a lowly runt in Howl Creek who is bullied relentlessly. She wants nothing more than to leave the oppressive pack. When it is revealed who her mate is—none other than her greatest bully, Alpha Damon—she is humiliated and rejected. She leaves for the human sector and lives her life with her son, only for the past to come knocking. Alpha Damon is back, and he wants his son.

In lands torn by endless strife, An alien treads through shattered life. Five nations clash, their banners torn, As war’s cruel hand leaves hearts forlorn. The skies are dark, the earth does weep, As souls are lost and dreams asleep. Ambition's fire in few hearts burns, While many fall, for naught they yearn. Tragedy rides the winds of war, Suffering knocks at every door. With every battle, hope grows thin, As death claims all, none left to win. The cries of pain, the echo’s roar, Fade into silence evermore. The world, once bright with stars untold, Now fades to nothing—black and cold.

Drew, a boy from a post-urban mundane city Old Fork 2 bourne by the depravity of light and colors, finds himself in another reality one day when he wakes up, with no memory of how he found himself inside a home built in another plane of a reality. This reality was comprised of a system that was completely unknown to him at first, until a stranger known to be Lilo knocks on his door to reveal to him that they may have been trapped in between the chronology of time; that being the past and the future. Find out what happens next. Thankyou for reading. Arigato Gozaimasu!

Jakarta, the city that never sleeps, is suddenly engulfed in an eerie silence. On a night darker than usual, twelve teenagers—Aisyah, Delisha, Gathan, Jasmine, Abib, Arka, Nafisah, Nizam, Azzam, Queensha, Seno, and Sagena—sense that something is terribly wrong. Strange disturbances unfold around them: phone signals vanish, power flickers out, distant echoes of unknown sounds fill the air, and massive shadows move through the now-deserted city. Computer screens flicker with unsettling images, news broadcasts abruptly cut off with ominous warnings, and a slow, deliberate knocking resonates at their doors. All signs point to one thing—this is no ordinary night. Jakarta has changed, and they must brace themselves for something far more terrifying than they ever imagined.

In a world plagued by darkness, a young boy named Fayaz is left orphaned after his family falls victim to terrifying creatures known as the Majuk. These monstrous beings are born from a person’s unchecked greed and envy, transforming them into deadly, twisted entities that devour everything in their path. Fayaz’s life is shattered when his entire family is slaughtered by these malevolent creatures. Driven by a thirst for justice and revenge, Fayaz embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the truth behind the Majuk, seeking to understand the curse that turns humans into these abominations. Along the way, he encounters allies and enemies alike, each with their own hidden agendas and dark secrets. As Fayaz delves deeper into this world of corruption and vengeance, he discovers that the battle against the Majuk is not just about survival, but also a fight against the darkness growing within his own heart. Will Fayaz find the strength to overcome the forces of greed and envy, or will he, too, fall victim to the very curse he seeks to destroy? This gripping tale of loss, survival, and self-discovery will keep readers on the edge of their seats, exploring the depths of human emotions and the terrifying consequences of unchecked desire.

(1v1, puro e doce) Residência do Príncipe de Xiliang. Com uma energia de tigre e com apenas 5 anos de idade, o Pequeno Príncipe Xiao Moxi viu sua mãe correr para os campos novamente, e seu rosto redondo e fofo se contraiu em frustração. Olhando com tristeza para seu pai ao lado dele, ele reclamou com um ar de sabedoria precoce, "Pai, como você se apaixonou por minha mãe, que gosta de sair correndo o tempo todo?" Xiao Yeyang lançou um olhar de esguelha para seu filho precocemente maduro, depois fingiu ponderar a pergunta. De fato, por que ele havia se apaixonado por aquela mulher? Após um longo silêncio... "Quem sabe? Talvez eu tenha prendido minha cabeça em uma porta!" Compartilhando um olhar de comiseração mútua, pai e filho soltaram um suspiro de impotência em uníssono. O que você faz quando está preso com uma mulher que nunca está em casa? Há apenas uma coisa a fazer com sua própria Consorte Princesa (mãe) — mimá-la, é claro! … Transportada para tempos antigos com um espaço cheio de flores de arroz, tudo o que ela queria era viver tranquilamente no campo. Inesperadamente, com um pai que era um magistrado do condado, foi forçada a deixar o campo pela cidade! A vida na cidade era agitada com atividades, e para ter voz em casa, ela comprou propriedades, cultivou flores e ervas medicinais, e desenvolveu variedades de grãos de alto rendimento e alta qualidade. Notavelmente, ela ajudou seu pai, que foi magistrado do condado por nove anos, a subir degrau por degrau, trazendo a humilde Família Yan para os círculos de elite de Pequim! Esta é uma história de uma filha nobre de uma família humilde ajudando seu clã a prosperar e florescer, e uma doce história de amor de sucesso mútuo e crescimento conjunto! Protagonista masculino: Na frente dos outros, ele é o orgulhoso Pequeno Príncipe, o dominador Príncipe de Xiliang. Na frente da protagonista feminina, ele é um homem suave e de coração mole. Protagonista feminina: Lúcida em todos os assuntos, de coração caloroso e autossuficiente!

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] Lyden Snow, your typical 9-5 working class young man, met Angela a four hundred years old succubus who he thought was his delusion, got a blowjob which literally knock him off the road, waking up in a hospital turns out he's not so human after all, watch how he adventures between two worlds and domains slaying the worlds pillars or fucking them.

Betrayed by fate... Bound by desire... Lucian was nothing but a puppet in his previous life — broken, powerless, and discarded like trash. But when death finally came knocking, the Eros Nexus System whispered into his soul. A forbidden gift... a second chance. Now reborn in a world where power is measured by lust and dominance, Lucian must carve his path through blood, seduction, and betrayal. With the power to enslave minds, shatter wills, and claim bodies, he'll rise from the shadows — building his harem of devils, angels, and everything in between. But in this twisted game... Will Lucian become the Master — or the Slave? Add to Library Now and witness the rise of the Demon King! Warning: This novel contains dark desires, possessive MC, mind-breaking tension, and extreme NSFW scenes. Proceed with caution.

I was just a normal orphan… until I wasn’t. One second, I was getting bullied in the countryside orphanage. The next, I fell off a cliff, got chased by a monster, accidentally stepped into a ruin portal, and awakened a system that forces me to evolve. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Because apparently, my evolution comes with pain. A LOT of pain. But hey, at least I got stronger. And poison-resistant. And possibly traumatized. Now, I somehow ended up inside a academy’s ruin expedition, where everyone thinks I’m some lost amnesiac kid. (Which, for the record, was an accident. I just panicked.)

Luke, a 20-year-old NEET shut-in, leeches off his parents while condemning everything about the world—so much so that he wishes for its end. One day, while immersed in an online game, the admin suddenly announces the server shutdown with a ridiculous message. Before he can make sense of it, his parents—who were supposed to have long given up on him—knock on his door. What will Luke do? Who will he meet? How will he change? In 52 weeks—or perhaps 50 chapters—a rollercoaster of psychological adventure unfolds.

"Some betrayals can be forgiven. This one cannot." Lukas was a ghost. Buried. Forgotten. Erased. Until now. Serena Hawthorne built her life on a lie-one that kept her safe, powerful, untouchable. But the past has sharp edges, and when it returns, it doesn't knock. It tears through the walls, leaving no escape. Because Lukas is back. He doesn't want apologies. He doesn't want suffering. He wants control. And he will take it. What begins as a calculated game of vengeance soon turns into something far more dangerous. Hate tastes like desire. Obsession feels like fate. Every touch, every whispered command, every cruel smirk pulls her deeper into the trap-until she can't tell if she's lost in him or if she wants to be. But Lukas isn't here for pleasure. He's here to destroy her. And when he's finished, there will be nothing left. No mercy. No escape. Nothing but ashes.

It is a story which depicts, how life presents each individual with opportunities and how some grab them and make the best most of it; while some lose it blaming upon something or someone as the saying goes "when an opportunity knocks on your door open it, grab it and make it yours".

When the rebellious youngest son of a multi - million dollars company in the city gets sent to another city in the country - hours from home to complete his high school education as punishment, meets his orphaned and maltreated long lost childhood sweetheart, and saviour, barely managing to survive and continue her education with a partial memory loss and a horrifying past that made her fear almost every one, the bumpy road to winning her trust and love begins. How is Michael going to deal with the truth of his family having a hand in her parents' death and their insistence on her not being good enough for him, with them being keen on keeping them apart? Is he going to continue with his rebellion and keep protecting her from his family and other enemies that kept rising along the journey? Or give up on his love? How will he keep Stella when she regains her memories and remembers he had ignored her pleas for his help when her mother had been lying in her own blood, dying from when his older brother had knocked her over with his car? With the final blow of the unexpected truth of his birth and inheritance rights, will he be able to find his biological parents and his twin sisters? " I WILL BE POSTING THIS STORY ON RoyalRoad.Com." https://www.royalroad.com/profile/655444/fictions.

“Take these words to your Sultan: I would rather die than spend a second more in this land” ************** Zara, once a queen, finds herself exiled from her kingdom and stripped of her title in a cruel twist of fate. Four years later, Zara, [now Ana] now finds solace in her newfound freedom and a chance to rebuild her life. But the past comes knocking, leading to a whirlwind of unexpected emotions and she is left to make a decision that will change the course of her life. Will she be able expose the truth and redeem her dignity?, or will she let the weight of the past consume her?

Raitoningu Hooder, used to live a terrible life. He has the ability to see into the future or the 4 eyes ability, which he learned to use a will. But it did happen at random, mostly for Hooder best interests. But, this power made the people in his village think he's crazy, which caused him to be locked up in a tower. That is, until one of his predictions comes true. One of the neighboring races invade, and attack the village. During thus attack, Hooder is attacked, getting badly injured, and ends up getting knocked off a bridge. Hooder awoke in a new village, thinking he was going to die. Apparently, he was found by a group of villagers and nursed back to heal. His healer was a very cute blind girl.

When Qin Zhe’an turned sixty-five, his first love was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. She forgot everything—except that she still loved him. So, he brought her home and made her the little princess of our family. And me? I took care of Qin Zhe’an. I took care of our son. I took care of our grandson. And I took care of my husband’s first love. Until one day, when I knocked over a pot of beef soup— I divorced him.

His gaze was intense and piercing, it was as if he could see through her. As he neared Nicholina felt her heart skip a beat,every step he took towards her had a strange effect on her, which she couldn't decipher. His intense gaze, swept over her seeing through the thin fabric that showed off all her curves. swallowing hard, Rheaphel's hand moved involuntarily to explore every part of her curves. The closer his hand got, Nicho felt the air live her lungs. It was as if the air was caught up by a magical force. Every movement of his hands on her pale skin caused a strange and unyielding need in her that terrified yet triggered an excitement in her. suppressing a moan that threatened to escape her mouth. Nicholina was glad when a knock interrupted

Risa wakes up in a ruined world and the last thing she remembers is dying on a high risk undercover mission—then nothing. Now, she finds herself in a decrepit barn, accompanied by a beautiful yet disheveled white-haired woman and two terrified children. Before she can get any answers, danger comes knocking. In a world where only the ruthless survive, Risa will have to decide—how far is she willing to go to protect the people she’s sworn to keep safe?

Rezkra is a 16 year old boy about to attend a mandatory school. This school teaches students how to effectively use their abilities along with helping them become stronger. As in this world humans has to deal with monsters that appeared from rifts in the world. That is the only extraterrestrial beings that humans have to deal with. Or is it? Rezkra is someone who hasn't awakened an ability nor has he bought one as he refuses to get a cheap ability that doesn't resonate with him. So after a set of training the day of leaving for school Rez is hit by a golden cloud knocking him out and activating a system. {This is gonna get updated inconsistently}

This is the story about two teenage boy who had the last view of their parents diamonds before they got killed, but now the killers are threatening the two boys trying to get the diamonds back claiming to be theirs after a long time and planning to kill them all after that. But the boys have action its a tough knock out chaos

On a fog-shrouded island where the past refuses to stay buried, Haruto moves into a dilapidated cottage, unaware of the chilling rules that govern Yurei-jima. After dark, strange knocks echo at his door—each one more sinister than the last. His mother's voice calls out, but something is wrong. As he unravels the island’s secrets, Haruto must confront the eerie entities that mimic the dead—and the terrifying truth about his own connection to the curse. Will he survive the island’s twisted pull, or will he too become one of its whispers?

After losing his parents, Arslan stumbles upon a weird floating screen that shows off his stats and abilities. Totally confused but kind of excited by this new power, he quickly finds himself in hot water when some shady loan sharks come knocking for repayment on his parents’ debts. With the clock ticking, Arslan gets pulled into a dangerous world of crime, where he has to deal with all sorts of sketchy characters. To make it out alive, he realizes he might need to tap into his darker side and step up as a crime lord, turning his tough situation into a chance to take control. ============ Please leave a review and add the story to your Collections. Use your power stones to support the story. Thanks for reading

After being reincarnated to the past, Celia cut herself from the family who tortured her. Moving to a different country, she starts her new life. Not prepared at all, a man she has never seen suddenly appeared like a whirlwind. Afraid of loving someone again, Celia slowly started to open her heart to Anderson Jones. Just as she thought peace had arrived, trouble had come knocking on her door.

"I'm actually an alien," says the little girl. I have no idea how to take this, Lachlan thinks. His training as a security guard didn't cover it, nor did it cover how to deal with running into a hot guy from a past he's trying to hide from, or avoid alien conspiracies when they come knocking. Wait, what? That last one must be wrong, aliens aren't real. ...Right?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"