Skibidi Toilet Run

Have you ever seen a hamster die of old age? Ask any hamster owner, and they’ll tell you the most horrifying story you’ve ever heard. Drowned in a toilet, trapped in a laundry machine, electrocuted by a phone charger, or worst of all, vanished without a trace, only for the cat to look way too satisfied. Hamsters never go peacefully. But what if they were given intelligence? Would they finally live out their full lifespans? Or would it just make them understand how cruel their tiny existence really is? And what if it wasn’t just the hamsters? What if every rodent, mice, rats, guinea pigs, became smart enough to stop being prey? Fifty years after the experiment, rodents have done more than just survive. They’ve built underground civilizations, mastered tools, and even begun whispering about a war. Because they know the truth now: the world was never made for them. But something else changed. Something bigger. Because humans weren’t the only ones playing with intelligence. The cats were watching. And now? They aren’t just hunters. They’re rulers. Tacticians. Puppet masters. They don’t just chase their food anymore. They lure it in. And they’re so patient. Nibble, a clueless but strangely lovable hamster, never asked to be part of this. He just wanted food, warmth, and a nice safe burrow. Instead, he’s running for his life alongside his scrappy siblings, his battle-hardened mother, and his utterly stupid but weirdly lucky guinea pig father. Because the cats? They don’t want food. They want control. And in the end, it’s not about who’s smart. It’s about who stays prey, and who finally fights back. "Wait... why is my cat just sitting there, staring at me?" "Why are you looking at me like that... like you know something?" "Wait. Why are your paws, why are they—why are they bloody?" "...Where’s my baby?!!"

I am actually an Immortal who just decided to run a Diner in the middle of nowhere. As to why I wanted to run a diner? Maybe I just got bored or whatever. I just do whatever I want since I am only have Soul Wandering Stage. I am Cheng Ru Lou. This is my how I live on as an owner.

- Born from a prompt given by 'Weekly Love Tales - Swapped'. (and presenting it for your amusement) - Two sets of twins whose paths crossed with a random dance. (was it random?) - Parents who did not see further than top of their nose. (or did they?) - A girl, Lilly, got begged by her crying sister Petunia. (she perfected those tears) - A boy.. (well, nah he is too old to be a boy) - A man, Jonah, got swindled by his shrewd (?) brother Noah. (how she gets to be a girl, only 4 years difference? (women are girls all their life)) - A brand new series is now being presented to you! (by an author who is overpowered by characters regularly (they do what they want, I just write it down for them)) Lilly: Run, run, run, run away! Run, run, run, run away! I'm the fastest! I'm the strongest! I'm the winner of every contest! Disclaimer: as long it's in long distance running, surfing, skii jumping, decathlon, and eventually shooting range if I can squeeze it in the schedule. Jonah: I trained aikido until highschool. *silence* Well, I am a rich heir and CEO in charge of my family's corporation. *crickets* Well fine, I am a master chef of top 7 cuisines, but that's my dirty little secret, don't spread it around! Petunia & Noah *swoon* Such a perfect couple! We should open a matchmaking business. Author: Should they really?

After binge-playing a game for seventy-two hours, the single-player streamer Yang Yu, who made his living selling game guides, quietly passed away in his bed. Unaware of his own death, he was invited by a deity to conquer an RPG game, and was persuaded into choosing the hardest civilian starter. Couldn't even defeat a single slime after leaving the novice village? Want to learn a taunt skill but have to actually verbally taunt? And the gacha only yields trash? Faced with numerous hardships, he actually... got excited. A true gamer never fears challenges; they only fear the game being too easy. As his sparse panel began filling out, Yang Yu felt an unprecedented satisfaction swell within him, and he became addicted to making waves, unable to stop himself. 'Hey? There seems to be a lone hero up ahead. Watch as I turn him into a unit of combat power! Damn, I’ve been spotted. Hero, don't run away!'

The vast Dream Sea, atop layers of miracles and magnificence, where Transcendents walk the ascendant path guided by their ultimate longings as if by beacons. The supreme beings wielded power, their greatness shining in all directions, ascending to divinity. But even deities were not the ultimate. They too struggled for greater perfection and ideals, endlessly, within the Void Origin, above the Dream Sea. "So... Your Majesty Ybur, as the most powerful Slime in history, what exactly drives you to become stronger?" Many years later, when faced with the question from a Heavenly envoy, Ybur, who by then stood at the zenith of the Dream Realm as the "World Devourer," recalled the afternoon just after his birth when the Creator had stuffed him down a golden toilet and flushed him into the sewers in one go... After a long silence, he spoke with a heavy tone: "It's the toilet. The golden toilet." The envoy: "???"

Alternative Title: "Reincarnated as the Hero's Daughter: Why Is My MP Not Running Out? After living a life filled with hardships and suffering which ended in her ultimate sacrifice to protect her family and defeat the foes that she hated the most, our protagonist suddenly finds herself being brought to a white space where a God of Reincarnation quickly realizes he committed a mistake. "Wait, you're not from Earth?! Oh, my bad!" After being mistaken for a "good soul" due to her high positive karma count, she is reincarnated by error and given a glitched system as her only gift to explore this new world. Now, she finds herself being reincarnated as a half-elf girl named Sylph with two loving and doting parents. However, as she grows up, she begins to find weird things... "Why is my father just slaying a dragon leisurely?" "Eh? My mother can heal any wound or disease?!" "Wait! Why is my MP never running out? What's going on in here?!" Join Sylph as she explores a new world of endless possibilities, fights against the ghosts of the past that torment her parents’ lives, discovers herself and makes good friends along the way. Who knows? Perhaps this time she’ll even save the world! MP = Mana Points Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters Note : Vote for the Novel for extra weekly chapters. 100 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter per week 200 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters per week 500 Power Stones = 5 Extra chapters per week 10 Golden Tickets = 2 Extra chapters per week 20 Golden Tickets = 3 Extra chapters per week 50 Golden Tickets = 7 Extra chapters per week

Justin Black inherits his parents' high-end escort and marriage contract agency, The Black Veil, at just 17, after they are mysteriously murdered. Thrust into a world of power, wealth, and desire, Justin awakens a hidden, supernatural system that amplifies his control over his path and the dynamics of over those around him—making lust, seduction, and manipulation his weapons of choice. As he seeks to build his inherited empire and uncover the truth behind his parents' death, Justin must navigate dangerous power plays, betrayals, and the intoxicating allure of his own abilities, riches, the high society, greed, power, women and everything mundane in-between. His rise to the top seems unstoppable, but in a world built on secrets, will his newfound status and what he holds make him a king—or destroy him? ****** Disclaimer: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. NAMES, CHARACTERS, ORGANIZATIONS, PLACES, EVENTS, AND INCIDENTS ARE EITHER PRODUCTS OF THE AUTHOR'S IMAGINATION OR USED FICTITIOUSLY. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, REAL EVENTS, OR REAL ORGANIZATIONS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. This novel contains mature themes, strong language, and content that may be disturbing to some readers. Reader discretion is advised. The actions, beliefs, and behaviors of the characters do not reflect the views, values, or endorsements of the author. This story is intended for entertainment purposes only.

This a tale of a plumber named Logan that works on a ship.... A Galactic ship! and what do all ships have and need for there people.... toilets or just one... join Logan as he tells you tales of his journey on this spaceship!!! (p.s) this is my first ever short story so go easy on me.

Daniel Journey continues and the hunt is not over

‘I possessed the female lead who runs away after becoming pregnant with the male lead's child. I know the original story, so there’s nothing to misunderstand!” So, I decided not to run away and instead seduce the male lead... “Quite a convincing act." My pretense of being the tragic original female lead was immediately seen through. “It seems my wife isn’t in the condition for a boat ride.” My desperate attempt at skinship to earn the female lead’s buff was brutally ignored. “Am I truly doomed?” After a moment of despair and grueling effort, I improved my relationship with the male lead and confessed about the pregnancy. But then. “The child.” With the same hand that had gently caressed Dahlia's belly, he softly cupped her cheek. “This way, I’ll have no choice but to kill you myself.” The warmth of his hand on her cheek felt chilling. “Don’t you agree, my wife?” …I should’ve just run away. It seems I’m totally screwed. ................................................................. Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. For advance chapters: p@treon.com/ShinningNovelTranslations (replace @ with a) Translated Original Name: 도망 여주가 도망을 안 감 Author: 은가빛.

“Being a god sounds cool… until you realize your job is to not kill the heroes you’re sending to save the world.” Kaito thought his life was over when he died in the most embarrassing way possible (don’t ask—it involved a vending machine). But instead of eternal rest, he wakes up as a freshly minted Reincarnation God, responsible for sending heroes into fantasy worlds to defeat demon lords and save kingdoms. Simple, right? Wrong. With a glitchy divine system, a countdown timer, and zero experience, Kaito accidentally overpowers, underpowers, or straight-up breaks the three heroines he's supposed to reincarnate: Alicia, the Sword Heroine, now strong enough to split mountains… but can’t run faster than a turtle. Mira, the Mage Heroine, wields unlimited magic but risks nuking entire continents with a sneeze. Luna, the Healer Heroine, whose healing spells now harm instead of heal. Now, Kaito must guide these broken heroines from the divine realm, keeping them alive (and away from his divine wrath) while navigating hilarious ecchi mishaps, chaotic magic explosions, and accidental harem-building along the way. Can Kaito fix his mistakes before the heroines die—or worse, before he gets demoted to Toilet Cleaning God? Ecchi, comedy, isekai, and harem collide in this wild fantasy adventure!

Elisabeth: my word turn upside down when I found out I was getting married to the devil,the demon lucifier I wanted to run away to leave every thing behind and start a new life until he caught me Lucifier: my lovely bride where do you think you are going you belong to me and can never run a way from me my elis

Daniel Carter is an ordinary 16-year-old—or so he thought. When he moves to Igualada, Spain, to live with his uncle Mateo, he hopes for a fresh start: new school, new football team, and maybe even a chance at love. But his life takes a dangerous turn when he discovers he has a rare ability—the power to manipulate time perception. As Daniel struggles to control his gift, he finds himself targeted by a secret organization that sees him as a threat. Meanwhile, he joins the Igualada junior football team, where his unpredictable powers interfere with his game, pushing him to the brink of exposure. With masked assassins on his trail, intense football tournaments to compete in, and the mysterious yet captivating Sofia capturing his heart, Daniel must learn to balance the life of a normal teenager with the deadly reality of his past. Can he master his abilities before it’s too late? Or will the truth about his father’s past put everyone he loves in danger? A thrilling mix of action, mystery, and romance, Daniel Carter: Time on the Run is a gripping coming-of-age story where every second counts.

In a tale of transformation and resilience, Alastair, an average high school student, finds his life forever changed when his grandparents move in after his father's death. Thrust into unexpected responsibilities, he grapples with the weight of kingship and the courage to lead. A tragic fire claims his life, but fate offers him a second chance as he is reincarnated as a girl in the vibrant Naruto universe, assuming the role of Kiba Inuzuka’s younger sister. Embracing her new identity, she embarks on an adventurous path to become a formidable ninja, aiming to forge her own legacy amidst a backdrop of challenges. As she evolves, an encounter with a spirit leads to her rebirth as a man in a war-torn kingdom ruled by a despotic leader. Alastair is driven by a deep desire not only to face the tyrant but to restore harmony and justice to a fractured world, turning his struggle against oppression into a profound mission to reclaim lost peace and unite the realm under a hopeful vision.

Blood and Sorcery – A world of power, a fate rewritten by forbidden magic. Lyrien should have died. He did die. But his mother, a powerful mage, broke the natural order to bring him back—at a terrible cost. Now, with only three days left before the spell unravels and claims him once more, he and his adopted sister, Elyreina, must find a way to survive. Hunted by Fallen Beasts drawn to his unnatural existence, pursued by unseen forces that want him erased, Lyrien's only hope lies within the Academy of Valor and Arcana—a place where warriors, mages, and knights ascend to greatness. But even there, secrets lurk in the shadows, and the truth behind his resurrection could change everything. As the past unravels and the line between fate and free will blurs, Lyrien must uncover the mystery of his own death before it claims him again—this time, for good. In a world where power is everything, what happens when you defy destiny itself?

A Man who lost everything vows to make sure that whatever happened to him doesn't happen to anyone else. And to help him with that, a fantastical clinic comes into his possession as he tackles all sorts of new and weird problems. (Please take some of the things in this story with a grain of salt. I am by no means a professional.)

A man is in massive debt, until he pays with his life. Against all odds he awakes from his coma with a new found talent. The power to control probabilities.

What would you do if you got transmigrated? Probably celebrate your luck, right? Well, not me. In theory it's an amazing thing to be transmigrated but in reality... It's a nightmare, at least for me. No internet, no meaningful technology, no goddamn toilet. but here I am. Shit. ----- Hello! This is my first novel. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it! I mostly do this for fun so I might not be consistent in my uploads but I'll try my best to push out a chapter every week at least.

Catlen Devicast knew that she did not have the omnipotence of the female lead, because she was not the female lead. What sort of female lead would spend most of her days running for her life? "Fair maiden, please allow me to give you my heart! What was that? You're not interested? Die!" Murderous Mummies, Dastardly Dragons, Seething Sirens and Vicious Vampires, the groups that have it out for Catlen's head come one after another, and they don't stop coming! "Dear Player 'Ittygreenybitties', your HP is low and you will not be able to run to safety. activate camoflauge exp pack?" "Is that even a question? Yes!" "Dear Player, the camouflage exp pack was a limited edition reward with an expiration date. It expired five minutes ago." "...." Even the game system wanted to kill her! "Dear Player, the game has awarded a 'seduction' skin pack. Please use it to subdue the Wyverns." "What the hell do you mean by that? What do you mean by subduing the Wyverns? There are thousands of them!" "Not to worry, dear Player. In consideration of your very limited, low-level life preserving capabilities, you are only required to subdue the Wyvern chief." "Wait... isn't that the level 82 warrior maniac who swore to display my head on his wall after I stole the elixir of eternal flame from himl?" "If that is dear Player's preferred term of address, yes." "Isn't there another option?" "Yes, of course there is." "What is it?" "Death." ".... ....you little cyber shi-" So many handsome guys! So many pretty girls! Unfortunately, all of them hate her guts and want her life!

A girl who feels unwanted and abandoned sets out on a journey to discover where she truly belongs. She joins a group of other misfits who, like her, carry the weight of their secrets. There's something unusual about them: stranger, weirder, almost "special". Run isn't just a coming-of-age story; it's a tale for anyone struggling to find their voice amidst the chaos. As they navigate the dark twists of their adventure, they quickly realize that running away won't solve anything; every choice sends ripples through their pasts and futures, threatening to unravel their realities. In the end, it's about breaking free from the confines of her past and embracing the wild unpredictability of her future.

A young boy named Sigma Skibidi woke up in a different world, a world with a human ranch!

Running Into You on a Cold Summer follows the story of Yuki Takemoto, a high school student who is no stranger to the ordinary rhythms of his life until he unexpectedly ends up at a friend’s house one summer evening. There, he meets Shiori Izumi, a girl he's only just started talking to. What was supposed to be a casual hangout soon takes an unexpected turn as the evening spirals into a series of awkward encounters, shared moments, and miscommunications.

The heroine finds herself trapped in a relentless nightmare, where a ruthless system forces her to survive while being hunted by a mysterious killer. Each death drags her back to the beginning, forcing her to endure the agony over and over again. Her stats are too low to fight, and she has no way to change them. The only option is to run. But on her 100th death, just as despair tightens its grip, the system offers her a choice: one of the faceless NPCs can become her companion. And in that moment, her endless cycle of deaths finally gains meaning. She is no longer alone. Now, she has a chance.

Seorang calon Raja dari Istana langit, tidak sengaja terjatuh ke dunia bawah dan terjebak di dalam sebuah reruntuhan. Namun saat dia sadar, dia masih berada dalam bentuk jiwa dan bentuk fisik tubuhnya itu masih tersangkut di pohon. Genre : Fantasy. Sub Genre : Action, Comedy, Harem.

Vina Valencia is a low-key magical badass who can literally bend reality with her hands (think magic spaghetti noodles made of energy), but she’s stuck babysitting her hot mess husband, Hottmann Munich—a billionaire chaos gremlin who’s all about cursed poker games, illegal magic fight clubs, and collecting ex-girlfriends like Pokémon. Everyone thinks he’s a skibidi (yes, that’s his official title now), but secretly? He’s obsessed with Vina. Too bad he’s terrible at showing it. Every time Hottmann does something stupid (which is often), Vina has to clean up his magical dumpster fires. Broke a cursed casino’s rules? Vina fixes it. Got hexed by a jealous witch? Vina’s on it. But when Hottmann gambles away her family’s magic moonstone necklace to a shady fae dude, Vina’s like, “Nope, I’m out.” She dips to Silvershore, a secret beach town for magic fugitives, where she learns she’s basically the heir to a squad of ocean-controlling sea witches. Slay. Meanwhile, Hottmann’s life implodes without Vina’s magic Band-Aids. His empire’s cursed, his exes are hexing him, and he’s got a literal demon in his DMs. When he finally finds Vina, he’s half-dead from a curse (karma, baby). Vina saves him (ugh, why?) and finds out his whole family’s cursed to be self-destructive idiots. Now they’re stuck working together: Vina’s mastering her storm magic, Hottmann’s trying not to be a skibidi, and everyone’s got drama. Think magic fights, toxic exes, and a kraken.