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Danny's Accidents

Men join the military for all sorts of reasons: duty, glory, honor, defending the fatherland, and all that noble nonsense. Danny, however, joined for just two things—money and women. And if he could get both at the same time, even better. Sergeant Rock, a man whose charm was only rivaled by his inability to keep a promise, sold Danny a dream. “Fight for the empire, boy, and I’ll get you knighted,” Rock said, rubbing his hands together like some kind of cartoon villain. “The emperor will give you land, the crowds will cheer, and the women? Oh, they’ll want you. All of them.” Danny, who had the intellectual depth of a puddle, believed it. Why wouldn’t he? It was a great deal. No one ever said war wasn’t a dirty business, but at least it came with perks, right? Well, turns out, Sergeant Rock was about as reliable as a wet paper towel. No knight’s title, no land, no women throwing themselves at Danny. What Danny did get was a front-row seat to endless slaughter, where the only thing harder than the fighting was pretending there was honor in it. The blood ran thick, the bodies piled high, and Danny was left wondering if all those promises were just someone’s sick joke. Probably Sergeant Rock’s. He had that kind of face. But Danny wasn’t the sort of man to break a promise, especially not the one Rock made about "being a man of your word." So he slogged through the mess, stabbing pigs, fighting witches, and generally doing what he was told, hoping against hope that maybe the lies would somehow come true. Spoiler: they didn’t. The war was lost, the emperor got a sword through his royal gut courtesy of some flying freak, and Danny? Well, he was now famous for being very bad at war crimes. After the war, Danny was tried, convicted, and sentenced to 296 years in prison. He served them all, because apparently, the universe has a sense of humor. Now, after an excruciatingly long vacation, Danny’s free. All he wants is to be a better man, which is a bit like saying you want to learn to juggle chainsaws while standing on a tightrope. It sounds good, but there’s a reason no one tries it. The reason? There’s a demon inside him, and it’s got a very bad attitude. All it wants is death, destruction, and general mayhem. But hey, Danny’s trying. And that counts for something, right?
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Adaptative Soul (Longchinchin)

La vida cambió para este chico. La vida tomó un rumbo inesperado, por lo cual, se tuvo que adaptar obligatoriamente a esos cambios. De hecho, no solo adaptarse. También... dominar, estos cambios. Esta es una novela, que si bien es original, salió completamente de la nada. Soy Longchinchin, y estoy escribiendo esta novela, cuando tengo tiempo. Trataré de ser lo más posible certero con los géneros de la misma, así que si quieres saber de qué se trata, puedes confiar completamente en esos géneros o etiquetas que tendrá la novela. Soy un chico que cuando me da una idea, la exploto, por lo que espero escribir todo este libro hasta el punto en el que mi mente está pensando en este momento, pero también vivo en este mundo secular y tengo problemas seculares como todos los demás. Y sobretodo, no soy chino, así que no esperes miles y miles de capítulos como estos suelen hacer, esos chinos son unos genios, pero están locos, en mi opinión. También, la novela está escrita en español, pero si solo sabes leerla en inglés, te recomiendo usar el traductor de google del navegador chrome para esto, puesto que mi escritura, como puedes ver, no es nada complicada, y sencilla de traducir. Lo que evita que hayan errores a la hora de leer. Dios te bendiga. Eso es todo. ********************************************** Life changed for this boy. Life took an unexpected turn, for which, it was necessary to adapt to those changes. In fact, not just adapt. Also... master, those changes. This is a novel that, while original, came completely out of nowhere. I am Longchinchin, and I am writing this novel, when I have time. I will try to be as accurate as possible with the genres of it, so if you want to know what it is about, you can completely trust those genres or labels that the novel will have. I'm a guy that when i have an idea, I blow it up, so I hope to write this whole book to the point where my mind is thinking right now, but I also live in this secular world and have secular problems just like everyone else. And above all, I'm not Chinese, so don't expect thousands and thousands of chapters like these usually do, those Chinese are geniuses, but they are crazy, in my opinion. Also, the novel is written in Spanish, but if you only know how to read it in English, I recommend you use the google translator of the chrome browser for this, since my writing, as you can see, is not complicated at all, and easy to translate. This prevents errors when reading. God bless you. That's it.
Long_ChinChin · 97.5K Views

Barbarian Chainsaw

In the hallowed annals of time, whispers echoed of an impending era, foretold since ancient days. It was a time when the house of Augustus fallen into extinction, and the end of the age of Taurus and the beginning of the age of Sol. figure would emerge from the realm of mortals, bearing the weight of destiny upon his formidable shoulders. The prophecies, passed down by our wise ancestors, spoke of this harbinger, heralding the twilight of our eternal civilization. His very presence resonated like a haunting melody, woven by the skilled bard, or the enchanting tale spun by the ministrel. He was the embodiment of a triumphant ballad, a conquering warrior marching to the beat of his own relentless drum. His arrival served as both a beacon of hope for the oppressed and a dire warning to the tyrants and city builders who dared challenge his might. It was said that his footsteps alone could crumble towering metropolises, ushering in an age of chaos and unleashing hordes of uncivilized forces upon the the borders of Galactic Empire Yet, the enigma of Blargh The Destroyer shrouded his true nature. Some whispered that he was the celestial offspring of divinity, a sacred emissary sent from the heavens to deliver judgment upon the world. Others believed him to be an otherworldly being, donning the guise of a primal savage, wielding an instrument of devastation beyond mortal comprehension on every corners of the galaxy. Such is the tale that stirs the dormant spirits of ancient warriors, rousing their souls from slumber. It calls upon men to raise their standards of warfare, to aspire to the indomitable power that dwells within this superhuman force. His very existence fuels a yearning to witness the annihilation of all that dares cross his path, leaving naught but desolation in his wake. Behold, the legend that echoes through the ages—Barbarian Chainsaw!
Jack0bite_ · 6.2K Views
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