Shit Static

By the fourth year of Su Wan's career, every league rookie hears the same warning from their coach and veteran teammates: "You can try to impress him. You can even try to defend him. But no matter what—no matter if he hurls the most brutal insults your way—never, ever talk shit to him!"

Kalem was born into a world where gods and monsters shaped the land with their endless wars, leaving mortals to suffer in their wake. Orphaned by divine wrath and hardened by survival, he refuses to be just another pawn in their cruel game. Armed with a burning will and a power he barely understands, Kalem sets out on a journey to rise above the gods themselves. Along the way, he battles fearsome creatures, forges uneasy alliances, and unearths secrets that challenge everything he knows about his world—and himself. But as he climbs higher, he must ask himself: is he becoming the hero he longs to be, or just another monster in a different form?

The most mighty of the Known have used the others, and themselves, to create a final sanctuary against that which cannot be understood. The only working defense against the ever-changing is what it cannot be. Something static. The stability of existence. * * * Referred to by the Known as [All], and Firstborn of the [First Foul], Leon Oaken. 'I have Integrated... but what is my Rank? My Skills? The [Status] doesn't even display my Stats...' The boy who was meant to command reality, was revoked of this right. Instead he was forced to wield the idea before existence. 'What is [Null]?' ============================= In a world bound by illusions, he seeks the truth. Among those who inherit might, he forges his own path. And in an existence steeped in stagnation and rot, he dares to bring change. Even if it means becoming what should not be. ============================= *WSA 2025 ENTRY* Hi! I recommend reading until chapter 15. Leon did not reincarnate, transmigrate, or regress. The story follows him since his birth, so I have to establish his character first. And that will take a few chapters, so, the side characters will have more screentime at the beginning. 7-10 chapters weekly.

A man suddenly finds himself inside the world of his favorite game, Brave Hearts, after a night of gaming... Mistaken for “Raye Alvah,” the ruffian second son of a duke, he faces hostility from strangers and is publicly disowned by the noble family! And as he pieces together his strange new reality, he realizes he’s living as a minor villain destined to be forgotten after being defeated by the protagonist! And now... "Fuck this shit, why did it happen to me?" He must adapt to survive in this world.

“Shit, why this guy!?” Of all the unique characters he could’ve transmigrated as, it had to be the bastard instructor. Vanitas Astrea. A third-rate middle game boss, who was dismissed from the University after severe allegations, losing his teaching profession and ultimately, exiled from the Empire. “.....How did I even get here!?” Vanitas must now circumvent his way around this new world, confront his past, mend broken relationships, and prevent looming tragedies that would lead to his demise. —————————————— More illustrations in the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/zukKB2ppDp

a story of a person that try to change a Fate that has been cast long time ago... (pls someone do something for the cover .. that's my shit ahh drawing)

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 30 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

Dumbledore: "I'd like to formally invite you to serve as a defense against the dark arts professor at Hogwarts." MC: "Ehh me? Take post as a professor of Defense Against The Dark Arts!?" !!! (System: "Main Quest") ◇ Become a professor at Hogwarts. - Maintain your position as a professor until your third term to claim your rewards. (Warning: Failure to complete the mission and the contractee will be forcefully terminated. ) P.S. Please enjoy and survive! With love and concern, System. MC: Shit! What the fuck?!

A Book Created by a Lazy Author A Book to get rid of boredom Follow the Author as he tries to create a good Cultivation Story that may suit to your taste or maybe not. A kid just wanting to read some good novel and read some good shit manga suddenly wakes up in another room.......... Get ready for all the bullshittery that will come in your way Follow me through my journey. Please Rate my writing. Bad Synopsis but you get it. It is the cliche shit that we have all been reading or is it. maybe yes or no upto you to find out. Without further ado lezgow. Excuse my grammar as it might be bad I am too lazy to fix it sometimes

Hello, everyone, my name is Mercury Van Anguish, and to make things short I am reincarnated person yea... that right you heard me correctly jealous right hahah of course, you are who wouldn't. After all, I am a summoned hero destined to fight the demon lord, save the world, get the girl, and have a happy ending. Or that is what I would love to say you see my reincarnation was very special and very dangerous to me in more ways than one hahah... as a matter of fact please send help or maybe an SOS. You see I got the opportunity to reincarnate under the condition of being entertainment for Multiple ROBS In a way, this would have been good I might have gone to a different world with the proper and cliche setting but nope these ROB want a change of pace so what did they do. Well, it's simple they reincarnated me into a world as an offering to the strongest Evil Goddess of Mayhem Lilith an entity that is by no means good at all and has committed so many horrible crimes within this world just because she enjoys it and sees it as fun, in short, she sadistic and fuck up in the head. Well, this is my job make Lilith mine at all cost and complete all 100 hundred romantic tasks given to me by the Robs, and let me tell you this would have been easy if my wife isn't trying to kill me, discipline me, torture me and assassinate me. All because that is her nature and she enjoys doing it, my suffering is her enjoyment, and If I fail and let her leave the seal before a year is finished, she will destroy the world. So, yea this is a story of how I met your mother or die trying to meet her. "Merrrrrrrcury darling where are you?" "Shit she is coming and my leg isn't healed yet well later guys I got to think of a way out of this or be killed right here and now by my wife." "Awww... darling there you are it is time to say hello to Angel-Chan early today". "Shit, shit, shit, shit Shiiiiiiit!"

The world is a pretty big place. But for Jumpers, people who can go to other worlds and planes of existence it's a small spick of sand to what they see. And a city filled with talking potted plants, whales swimming in the sky, and gangs all across the city who are all Jumpers. Shit, this is as normal as it gets. After all when the unordinary is ordinary, what excitement to be had. Welcome to Fini Hajimar.

Jewels Voss is a mechanical savant, a space scrapper, and biggest of all, a mage. In a universe where gods have cybernetics to help them ascend, follow Jewels as she travels space and pursues wealth, power, and glory. In a place where mages can no longer use magic without the help of technology, will Jewels be able to follow the motto of every space scrapper worth a shit? ascendere per tech ascend through tech

Shit Shit Shit...how can this be possible!? Shit I can't breathe (gasp) (gasp)...those things keep following me But what happened? I was at my desk and after finishing that game I was brought here.....(grrr grrr) Shit here they come it's pointless; I'll think about all this shit later The first thing is to get away from all these things

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

SHIT STORY INCOMING!!!!

Hwang Christine, CEO of one of the leading companies in the USA, is a devil blessed with the face of an angel. She built her company from scratches and now she is the youngest billionaires in the country. She has a past that has haunted her for most of her life. But, one fateful night after meeting a young, drunk man on the streets, she felt herself smile again. Maybe, a few Sparks around her heart too. Evan Wang, one of the highest paid models in USA, has a past he blames himself for. He regrets being born every single day. Until he met her. He felt alive again after spending one night with her. For the first time in years, he didn't regret being born. Theirs is a love that could harm them both. When Christine's past threatens to make a reappearance, will she let him walk away or save him with all she has ?

In the continent of Solasta, the peace of the kingdoms is threatened by the invasion of demons. In this unstable era, the prophecy of a hero destined to save humanity resurfaces, unleashing political intrigues, conflicts, and skirmishes to determine who will wield such power. The Church sees the opportunity to finally consolidate its power and fulfill its ambitions. From Earth, Rory, a passionate video game enthusiast, finds himself transported to this world, inhabiting the avatar of his favorite game character. Now known as Draken, Rory embarks on a journey to grow stronger, seek answers, and learn if this world deserves his help. He questions whether the humans in this world are worthy of his sympathy or if they deserve his cruelty. Draken's struggle for survival intertwines with the destiny of the world. Along his path, he will face challenges, make crucial decisions, and discover the true nature of humanity. In a world full of dangers and mysteries, Draken's fate will determine the future of all. This is my first time writing, I do this for pleasure, so any constructive criticism will be welcome. English is not my first language This is all basically what I got from what's in my head, my character from a game, then mix it all up with redbull and self loathing

[ Death is occurring ] [ !Unable to process death due to a higher being's interference! ] [ Transporting into Endless Trials... ] Needless to say, dying felt like shit.

Raisodol Delsol or whatever shit name he has, was never him in the first place, because he just replaced a baby's body with his freaking soul! However, this baby is not just a baby. It is a baby of one of the most richest and powerful families of the Belzenia Empire! He can have it all! Money, power, fame, everything he could never have in his pitiful first life! He could be the most arrogant little piece of shit and no one will dare oppose him! Or so he imagined. Of course others with the same status can oppose him. His parents can even command him, let alone the royal family who can send you dead in the enemy territory. So would a commoner dare? No. It would be impossible. But what if that person is lower than a commoner? The No Background Hero he was enslaved with for who knows where she came from.

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

Ultimate lesbian obtains pp I want to write unhinged shit. I'm tired of reading the same stuff, need something refreshing. Cultivation in a game world. Cover art is because thicc. Warning: MC can turn into a man, woman, and a futa so... yea NO GUY ON GUY. Sorry, not my thing. You lads can swordfight elsewhere

We all want to be swept away into another world, typical Isekai shit. Class of 31, all so wrapped up in fantasy. They didn't notice that they have been scammed. A forest void of life, except for a giant killer bear. well there are cool powers and magic to fight the monstrosity, right? RIGHT?! not yet, for now they must wade through the forest, search for a friend gone missing and evade a giant grizzly. *** there will be magic and stuff after the first arc

Warning!!! Rate M untuk adegan dewasa dan kata-kata kasar. Bekerja di sebuah penerbitan besar dan ternama adalah suatu kebanggaan tersendiri bagi Inggrid. Tapi kalau owner penerbitnya adalah Mikael Dewangga? Inggrid harus punya stok kesabaran yang banyak. Inggrid sadar, sejak awal ia mengirim lamaran ke Orange Publishing adalah suatu kesalahan besar. Tapi jika itu berarti ia tidak akan bertemu dengan mantan keparatnya, Inggrid rela harus berhadapan dengan orang paling menyebalkan bernama Mikael Dewangga, tetangga yang merangkap menjadi bosnya itu!! "Sudah puas menggerayangi tubuhku?" "Aku ... itu ... maksudku ..." "Menyusup ke dalam kamar seorang pria tengah malam begini, hormon mu pasti sedang naik pesat." "Apa? Heeey ... jaga bicaramu, ya!" . "Apa yang kau bawa? Tali? Kain? Kamera?" Mika mengerling nakal, "Aku lebih suka jadi dominan kalau kau ingin tahu." "Dasar pria sinting!"

reincarnated into the world of zetxer Quinn was fortunate enough to bind the last embers of a dead divine having received, his memory and access to a divine treasury filled with things he could not use. “ha ha now that’s what I call unlucky. shit what am I meant to do with this, my golden finger” Quinn sat on the floor while staring blankly into space.

"You keep playing like I won't fuck the shit outta you" Ra smirked, studying Samiyah's body slowly. "We don't do empty threats here Ra," Samiyah smiled, biting her bottom lip slightly. Without saying a word, Ra reached over and grabbed Samiyah's neck. "Empty threats?" He questioned rhetorically. With his free hand, Ra snaked it down her stomach and into her pants. "Ra.." Samiyah whimpered as he made contact with her wet secret. *this book contains a series of flashbacks* there's always a little bit of truth in my stories. I hope you guys enjoy:)

Choehabu wakes in a black space. Light touches nothing, only shadows remain. An indeterminate amount of time transpires before a ball of light brings Choehabu into a new world. A world based off of Korea, but with a few differences. A new world awaits him, one that will bring him to the highest peaks, and the lowest depts. Currently canceled. If this were to begin again, I'd start at the beginning and construct a different and better world because holy shit, was this awful.

AH! Shit didn't knew that being stuck would be this fun .

Otome game. A reverse harem, at that. Seriously, no sane person would willingly play something like that. And yet, chuckle... I wasn't in my right mind. Tsk! To think I actually played this shit. Ahhh... well, no use denying it now. After dying, I got reincarnated, or maybe transmigrated would be a correct term, into the talented senior brother of the story's main villainess. Yeah, you heard that right. Talented. Indeed! This guy was so ridiculously overpowered that he didn’t even make it to the start of the story. Just straight-up died before even the main characters would be introduced. Like, seriously? Sigh... But worry not, I indeed got a golden figure to aid me. [Loading...] [Congratulations, You have been chosen as the host of The Villainess Guardian System!] Da Fck!! [Welcome, Host. As the name suggests, this system will reward you for aiding the villainess and plundering opportunities from the chosen ones.] The basic C****** Shit huh. [However be cautious, if the villainess faces defeat, the consequences will hit you five times harder. And if she dies, you will die five times more painfully.]

Town of Evil In this novel, I will be bringing forward a few urban legends and abandoned places from around the in form of a short, one chapter long story. This novel is named Town of Evil, India, because I'll only be focusing on Indian urban legends and haunted places in this book. This book will only have short stories, that will most likely end in one slightly long chapter or two small chapters. Make sure to read it and follow me for urban legends of other countries as well. If you like my novel, do comment about it. DISCLAIMER : FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. THE FOLLOWING NOVEL IS WRITTEN BASED ON INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM VARIOUS SOURCES. THE CHARACTERS IN THESE SHORT STORIES BEAR NO RELATION TO ANY PERSON LIVING OR DEAD. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PERSON/PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. WARNING : THIS NOVEL MAY CONTAIN PARANORMAL OR FRIGHTENING MATERIAL THAT MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR SENSITIVE READERS OR THOSE WITH HEART ISSUES. THE STORY AND SCENARIOS IN THIS NOVEL ARE A WORK OF PURE FICTION. IF YOU ARE READING THIS NOVEL, YOU ARE DOING SO AT YOUR OWN RISK AND WILL NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, HOLD THE AUTHOR RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN Enjoy.

credit to author aaelina Dani carries Lily home from school and meets her horny mother Yuriko for the first time, soon enough they are fucking the shit of Lily and each other. All the girls favorite holes are stretched past their limits.