Shit Static

" Shit, why does it has to be This! " I woke up to a realm of madness, Echoes Of Agony the soulsborne death game novel I just started reading before I died... And worst of it, I woke up as an Extra that died right in the first chapter. How can I change it? How do I survive This Forsaken World... _____________________________________ Discord: https://discord.gg/k9MA7ZUQGJ

"Can you shift?" His voice was notably softer. I was grateful for it. As best as I could, I shook my head. The lingering dizziness rang through my head again. With another step forward, I let out my millionth whimper of the day. Goddess, I was like a boring yet concerning recording. From my personal experience, anytime someone with more power than you steps towards you, you should run. You should run far, far away as fast as you can. Chances were, they're going to hurt you. They're going to beat the shit out of you and that's honestly the best you should hope for. He stopped his movements, seeming to give me the time I so desperately need. He sighs. I'm probably annoying him. There was less than five feet between us now. He took another cautious step. I bit my cheek as best I could. "It's okay, little one." He took the final step towards me before crouching down. Even crouched down, I still felt so tiny in his presence; especially while I was in my wolf form. He reached his hand out towards me agonizingly slowly. I begged my fears to go away, putting my head down. Maybe if I can't see him, I won't be too scared. I could feel his hand hovering over me, a static-like feeling I'd never felt before letting me know. Finally, his hand touched my back. The static exploded into tingles. I jumped a little at first, the unknown worrying me. But. . . It feels so good. I'd never experienced this before but I never want it to stop. I relax under his touch. He picked up my small form and held me close, the tingles expanding. There was pain as he picked me up but the tingles were distracting me a good amount. "What's happened to you, little one?"

“Shit, why this guy!?” Of all the unique characters he could’ve transmigrated as, it had to be the bastard instructor. Vanitas Astrea. A third-rate middle game boss, who was dismissed from the University after severe allegations, losing his teaching profession and ultimately, exiled from the Empire. “.....How did I even get here!?” Vanitas must now circumvent his way around this new world, confront his past, mend broken relationships, and prevent looming tragedies that would lead to his demise. —————————————— More illustrations in the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/zukKB2ppDp

A man suddenly finds himself inside the world of his favorite game, Brave Hearts, after a night of gaming... Mistaken for “Raye Alvah,” the ruffian second son of a duke, he faces hostility from strangers and is publicly disowned by the noble family! And as he pieces together his strange new reality, he realizes he’s living as a minor villain destined to be forgotten after being defeated by the protagonist! And now... "Fuck this shit, why did it happen to me?" He must adapt to survive in this world.

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 30 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

Shit Shit Shit...how can this be possible!? Shit I can't breathe (gasp) (gasp)...those things keep following me But what happened? I was at my desk and after finishing that game I was brought here.....(grrr grrr) Shit here they come it's pointless; I'll think about all this shit later The first thing is to get away from all these things

Choehabu wakes in a black space. Light touches nothing, only shadows remain. An indeterminate amount of time transpires before a ball of light brings Choehabu into a new world. A world based off of Korea, but with a few differences. A new world awaits him, one that will bring him to the highest peaks, and the lowest depts. Currently canceled. If this were to begin again, I'd start at the beginning and construct a different and better world because holy shit, was this awful.

AH! Shit didn't knew that being stuck would be this fun .

Otome game. A reverse harem, at that. Seriously, no sane person would willingly play something like that. And yet, chuckle... I wasn't in my right mind. Tsk! To think I actually played this shit. Ahhh... well, no use denying it now. After dying, I got reincarnated, or maybe transmigrated would be a correct term, into the talented senior brother of the story's main villainess. Yeah, you heard that right. Talented. Indeed! This guy was so ridiculously overpowered that he didn’t even make it to the start of the story. Just straight-up died before even the main characters would be introduced. Like, seriously? Sigh... But worry not, I indeed got a golden figure to aid me. [Loading...] [Congratulations, You have been chosen as the host of The Villainess Guardian System!] Da Fck!! [Welcome, Host. As the name suggests, this system will reward you for aiding the villainess and plundering opportunities from the chosen ones.] The basic C****** Shit huh. [However be cautious, if the villainess faces defeat, the consequences will hit you five times harder. And if she dies, you will die five times more painfully.]

Ultimate lesbian obtains pp I want to write unhinged shit. I'm tired of reading the same stuff, need something refreshing. Cultivation in a game world. Cover art is because thicc. Warning: MC can turn into a man, woman, and a futa so... yea NO GUY ON GUY. Sorry, not my thing. You lads can swordfight elsewhere

Town of Evil In this novel, I will be bringing forward a few urban legends and abandoned places from around the in form of a short, one chapter long story. This novel is named Town of Evil, India, because I'll only be focusing on Indian urban legends and haunted places in this book. This book will only have short stories, that will most likely end in one slightly long chapter or two small chapters. Make sure to read it and follow me for urban legends of other countries as well. If you like my novel, do comment about it. DISCLAIMER : FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. THE FOLLOWING NOVEL IS WRITTEN BASED ON INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM VARIOUS SOURCES. THE CHARACTERS IN THESE SHORT STORIES BEAR NO RELATION TO ANY PERSON LIVING OR DEAD. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PERSON/PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. WARNING : THIS NOVEL MAY CONTAIN PARANORMAL OR FRIGHTENING MATERIAL THAT MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR SENSITIVE READERS OR THOSE WITH HEART ISSUES. THE STORY AND SCENARIOS IN THIS NOVEL ARE A WORK OF PURE FICTION. IF YOU ARE READING THIS NOVEL, YOU ARE DOING SO AT YOUR OWN RISK AND WILL NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, HOLD THE AUTHOR RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN Enjoy.

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

credit to author aaelina Dani carries Lily home from school and meets her horny mother Yuriko for the first time, soon enough they are fucking the shit of Lily and each other. All the girls favorite holes are stretched past their limits.

DON'T READ IF YOU AREN'T INTO THIS SHIT. Anyways, with my barely half crafted knowledge about sex, I'm writing down my sexual fantasy to satisfy myself and if any, my fellow people.

this shit is mid fr read Tales of Soweiland dumbass

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend, everything turns to shit. That is until two years later, she wakes up in his bed, and finds herself travelling the world with him. Until she wakes up Was this just her head messing with her, or did this so-called dream have a deeper spiritual meeting. Minors do not read!

The World is filled with fog. Fog and obscurity are everywhere. Lies, deceit, and trickery are commonplace in a dystopian world. The world is Eternal, but its inhabitants are not. Good and Evil are merely perspectives from different viewpoints. Space is infinite, but time is not. Eternity is the transcendence of time itself. The Void is static, but a pulse is erratic. Blood splatters throughout universes. All of the universes in existence combine into one divine creation. An imagination blossoms into creation, a dream is created. But who is the dreamer?

Tear of Hell is an MMORPG that has been popular for quite a long time, and Artura Lion is the strongest and the most skilled player in the game. He was even called as an Overlord by the other players for domaniting the whole game by himself. One day, he was summoned to another world, and what's more he's an Overlord? __________________________________________ Warning English is not my first language, not even close. so my grammar is shit and there's a lot of Spellings error too. If you still want to read it despite that, then please go ahead.

Henry has a mountain of debt. Henry is not that bright but he can surely punch hard as shit. With a stroke of fortune that he had never experienced before Henry finds himself in an ancient yet familiar land. Debt doesn't seem to care where he is though. See Henry punch his way to wealth and glory and maybe even finally pay off his principal balance.

Suffice to say I was inspired to try an experiment. Not really a novel more of an attempt at actualization of a real world cultivation method. Regardless it's not intended as a static piece. I want the readers to add their own ideas and will likely go in some interesting directions, hopefully it will be a form of inspiration for others. Meant to be a bit out there while also emphasizing the real possibility of being a real world Cultivator, I want to see what we can come up with...

David, an avid Xianxia and Wuxia novel reader wrote his novel. But when he ended the novel in a shitty ass way, he was lambasted by his novel fans. A fan would reveal himself to be the one above all. Tells David, " Fix yo shit, or imma deflower yo ass" Immediately, the big dicked Chad chucked David into a reincarnation wormhole. And David would soon realize he had become the main character of his novel, Gao Feng.

When the survival of his village is threatened by a ferocious, unrelenting beast, who among them has the courage to face it? “Damian should go!” The elders chanted. Damian, the sixth son of King Gario of Akrifous, is unexpectedly chosen to confront the creature. The stakes are high: if he succeeds, he will be crowned the next King of Akrifous. There's just one problem—Damian is barely an adult, inexperienced, and, to make matters worse, he can’t fight for shit!

Michael Evans is an orphan who was forcefully recruited in the army at the age of 16. After four years being treated like shit, he has finally had enough, and decides to quit the coup. But the world he so painstakingly strived to escape back to was not the world he remembered from four years ago. Now, there are supernatural beings, and whatnot. When he stumbles upon, and mistakingly enters a mage system, his whole world is turned upside down. Join him on his journey of becoming the greatest Vampire mage in his world

Hwang Christine, CEO of one of the leading companies in the USA, is a devil blessed with the face of an angel. She built her company from scratches and now she is the youngest billionaires in the country. She has a past that has haunted her for most of her life. But, one fateful night after meeting a young, drunk man on the streets, she felt herself smile again. Maybe, a few Sparks around her heart too. Evan Wang, one of the highest paid models in USA, has a past he blames himself for. He regrets being born every single day. Until he met her. He felt alive again after spending one night with her. For the first time in years, he didn't regret being born. Theirs is a love that could harm them both. When Christine's past threatens to make a reappearance, will she let him walk away or save him with all she has ?

The means to an end does not have a static final shape. Only you; the creator of it, can give it a final shape.

Warning: this is wish fulfillment, MC will be shameless enough to copy anime moves since yours truly is the most uncreative being in the whole multiverse Synopsis: Well shit, it seems I died but luckily enough god pitied me and sent my sorry ass to another world with the anime system.

Just some shit to write when I'm being a lazy bastard and not writing chapters for my current stories out right now.

This Is The Reason Why My Asian Parents Call Me Failure Why you here you piece of shit go outside go touch some grass that's the reason why you have no girlfriend yet..You Failure Haaaa...

Four left, three left, two left, one left...on die by die...tv head is out there...killing...one by one the humanity will end...who is he?