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When I was twenty years old, I accepted an antique that I shouldn't have accepted because of greed. Since then, in order to stay alive, I have had to go in and out of those forbidden places where there is a risk of death.

You want Thor's hammer? No problem, we'll give you what you want! You want Thanos' Infinity Stones? No problem, we'll give you what you want! As long as you have enough dream coins, any wish can come true!

In a single moment, every inhabitant of Neutren—a planet fifty times the size of Earth—was forcibly transmigrated into an unfathomably vast new world, a realm 10^10^10 times larger than Earth. In this new world, every person is reborn as an entirely different being—no longer human, but something far greater… or much worse. Rarity defines destiny. From Normal to Higher than Mythical, an individual’s rarity determines their power, potential, and evolution. Power is endless. From First Stars (1–10) to Tier 0–100, followed by the Rank System (1–1,000,000), each step forward is an evolution toward godhood. Armies rise with you. With each new Tier, a personal army emerges, drawn from one's race. The higher the rarity and strength of the army, the greater one’s status in this chaotic new world. Society is reborn. From Towns (1,000 players) to Planet-Level (up to 100 billion players), the world restructures itself into new civilizations, ruled by the strongest. Amidst the chaos, our protagonist awakens—reborn as something beyond comprehension… What will he become? A ruler, a god, or something even higher?

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

[R18+] I woke up in the body of a bully who stole people's girlfriends. Obviously, I wasn't comfortable with continuing to do that, but with my life on the line and a system that encourages such actions, I'm forced to play my role. However, I'm not some sort of twisted individual who only goes for girls who already have boyfriends like the original. And yet, these girls in relationships keep misunderstanding! "Hey... what are you doing in my house? No. I'm not going to beat up your childhood friend. Why are you undressing?" "What do you mean you broke up with your boyfriend because of me? I've not talked to him in a month. You're saying you broke up with him to protect him from me? What?" (FOR NEW READERS: The chapters labeled "(OG)" are the original chapters of the story. They are like rough drafts. The official chapters don't have them. They're the same story but also different. 50/50. Biggest difference is that the original had no system. You can read both if you want. Both will be updated although the (OG) will be less frequent and most of the time will only be updated when the main story catches up to them storywise.)

Theodore Griffith was a master of Reality. He understood the parallel universe in the form of another reality. He was aware that someone’s wish, story, or pure imagination could give birth to a new reality just like his own. Hence, he planned to find the creator of his reality by roaming among the realities. This time, he entered a new reality connected to several other realities. However, what made him certain the most was that this reality was connected to the person who created his reality. He knew that fact because of the ability he gained in this world. He could actually see people’s comments, allowing him to realize that his entire life and reality were born from a story. “Hehe. You have made a mistake in making me realize this. With the readers on my back, I can force you, the author, to make a plot for us to meet.” Theo said while giggling. “That’s why I’m counting on you guys.” --------- Other Works: 1. Oil Tycoon: Let's Find Oil in a Martial World 2. God of Tricksters (Completed) 3. Gacha Sovereign (Completed) 4. The Magician of Sound (Completed) 5. Reincarnated to Bonk in Another World (Completed)

Kazuro, a boy who has just gotten into high school, meets up with his childhood friend, Teiko, in a chance encounter. Years have passed by, and the two have changed both physically and mentally. Will they reconnect and re-establish the pure friendship they had all those years ago, in a world with corrupted minds?

Do you really know the people around you? Do you really know who they are? How they became the person that they are? A laboratory known to make researches about the different types of personalities decide to launch their very last project. Between hundreds of applicants, five of them are chosen. Together, they will create bounds, become friends and even more. But... Do you know what is going on in people's mind? Note: Please, notice that this story has been written when I was 18 years old. The writing barely fits my actual own. (I did correct it obviously, hope that it's not too bad!) Thanks to whoever will read! Have a good day.

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.

This is the story of a degenerate asshole who enjoys NTR hentai gets transported to another world as a demonic entity. He has been tasked with bringing the destruction of the world. He, on the other hand, would like to play more backhand and make the world destroy itself. ‘Like a true devil.’

As the city that never sleeps buzzed with life, Larry stood on the precipice of a new chapter. A chapter where he would confront his past, embrace his true self, and forge a path that honored both his family's legacy and his own desires.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

these are all ideas that I hope inspire some authors to possibly bring them to life, though you don't really have to follow my ideas to the letter. I just want to see some aspects of my ideas come to life. Also, if any of my ideas do make it to paper, or if a similar story is already out there, please leave a comment with the title of your or their story so I can enjoy reading it.

She had experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the pitting of hundreds of thousands of people. She had led the Great Qin Iron Cavalry and fought against the six kingdoms to win the world. She had seen the world divided into three parts and the mountains and rivers shattered. She had also heard the curling sound of the zither in Longzhong. She had been drunk in the Chaste Guan Dynasty, and how was the ancient female emperor? She was freshly dressed, also had a feather fan and silk scarf. She has been a farmer and a teacher. But no one knows, such a person, live for two thousand years.

When Earth’s population is suddenly thrust into a chaotic fantasy world, survival becomes a daunting challenge. While many scramble to secure alliances or fend off monsters, Adam awakens a unique power—the NPC System. This system allows him to create and manage NPCs skilled in crafting, combat, trade, and more, forming a growing kingdom of loyal subordinates. Adam quickly rises as a force to reckon with, using his NPCs not only for protection but also to dominate trade channels and gather resources efficiently. As rival players and monstrous invaders target him, Adam’s kingdom becomes the foundation of a new power. He must fend off challenges from monstrous invasions, native factions, and rival transmigrators, all while aiming to build a lasting legacy in a world teetering on the edge of chaos.

The protagonist, Tang Lu, transmigrates into an old-school rich-family romance novel as a maid in the luxurious Bo family. Unlike the typical tragic fate of minor characters in such stories, Tang Lu embraces her new life with positivity and hard work. Her cheerful perspective allows her to enjoy her job and witness the dramatic lives of the wealthy without getting personally involved. The plot emphasizes storytelling over romance, keeping the tone light and fun.

In a world where myth and mysticism have surged, the balance shifts. A century ago, Qi and Aura's return empowered animals and plants. Their hatred destroyed human civilization. Facing extinction, humans embraced professions: warriors, mages, knights, meat shields, assassins, pastors. Nations adopted unique roles rooted in culture. China had Taoists and swordsmen; the Norse drew from Thor and Odin. Humanity fought back, establishing small camps. Mysterious dungeons spawned elves, dwarves, orcs, ogres, demons, vampires. Clearing dungeons became crucial, but mysteries remained, with only five years since their emergence. Our protagonist, from Earth, transmigrated to Blue Star. Seeing the tragic situation of humans in this world, he was frightened as he didn't have anything. But as a transmigration gift, he gets a devil fruit: Krono Krono no Mi: Eternity. He began a journey of self-improvement. His goal: claim the realm's throne and make it his kingdom. Mysteries unfolded, challenges intensified. The timid protagonist had to evolve into a formidable leader to create his kingdom in this enigmatic land.

Eídal Granier, a 9-year-old boy, is consumed by a childish longing for a family. Desperate for recognition from those around him, he’s willing to do anything to achieve it. However, his life takes an irrevocable turn after a catastrophic event leaves him shattered. Betrayed and abandoned by his own people, Eídal is forced to serve his worst enemy, becoming a pawn destined to eliminate the world's heroes. Over time, his innocence dissolves under the weight of contempt and manipulation. Eídal transforms into a dark figure, feared and hated by all. His pain becomes his strength, and in the end, he coldly accepts the role fate has cast for him: being the villain of this story!

In a world where humanity is thrust into a magical realm teeming with fantastical creatures, every person is granted a piece of land to cultivate and a random ability ranging from F to SSS rank. Most humans struggle with their newfound powers and responsibilities, but Adam, an unassuming American, faces a unique twist of fate. Due to a delay in his transmigration, the system "forgot" him, gifting him all the leftover abilities that others didn’t choose. Armed with over 15 S, SS, and SSS abilities—some locked behind mysterious conditions—Adam also finds himself equipped with seemingly trivial low-ranked powers that turn out to be the perfect tools for agriculture, taming beasts, and attracting capable allies. As Adam builds a thriving settlement, conquers monster-infested lands, and forges alliances with powerful NPCs, he uncovers secrets of the system and his true potential. But as his power grows, so does the danger, with enemies—both human and otherworldly—threatening his rise as the *Lord of People.*

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

A female S-class hunter suddenly came to the association coordinator's room, Mr. Raymond only glanced at her and continued reading the important documents in front of him. feeling ignored, the hunter snapped at the association coordinator's desk, of course it was still fairly quiet by hunter standards. “What is it hunter Aveline?” “You know me, coordinator? If you know me, why are you ignoring me? I'm an S-class hunter, coordinator!” snapped Aveline. “Of course I know you hunter Aveline, but didn't you make an appointment first? I'm busy, so get out of here” “Please just this once, coordinator, you're the only one I can trust.” for the first time Aveline lowered her famously high self-esteem. “So what is hunter Aveline?” “It might be hard to believe, coordinator” Aveline was hesitant if the decision she made was the right one. Because according to her memories Raymond was a good person, when the world was nearing its end. “Just say it, I don't have much time” Raymond waited for Aveline's answer, hoping that something serious had happened. “I'm a returner!” “Yeah? What the hell Aveline do you think the world is a novel? Get out, I don't have time to talk about things like that” “Wait a minute, I really am a returner, coordinator” “Yes, yes there are many hunters who do that here too, talking about being a returner but it turns out it's just a joke” “But I'm right, coordinator...” “No, get out of my room hunter Aveline.” “But...” “I'm busy” “Alright, I'll come next time.” “Please don't come again.”

Billions of human beings have descended on the Endless Continent to become the masters of castles and participate in a fair and just race for the hegemony of all races. At the beginning of the arrival, each castle lord will randomly get an initial troop building. Recruit troops, plunder resources, build a dynasty, and compete for domination of all races! Lin Yi was surprised to find out. What he randomly found was a unique troop building——【Angel Reincarnation Pool】! Angels can be born! "Haha, mine is a high-level corps building that can summon forest elves!" "Mine is a top-level troop building, which can summon the dark dragon, and the ultimate potential can reach the holy rank!!" "I can summon golden Beamon..." Looking at the news of these self-bragging, Lin Yi couldn't help falling into contemplation. His angel, holy creature, unique soldier! The weakest two-winged angel, the complete body is also a demigod. The most powerful 18-winged archangel, and a god-level terrifying creature.. (Chapters will have average of 1000 words and after chapter 60 it goes to 3000) (The novel is not mine )

An ordinary thing for an ordinary family

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

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In the vast Kingdom of Dunan there are 5 regions with For decades kingdom Zhang Lian is suffering from drought. It hasn't rained, the corpse are dying, the people who are deprived of water are slowly dying. What more, The King and Queen of Zhang Lian have 6 children and all of them Princes. They've always wished for a Princess but never got one. One day a Witch from Shinan arrives and does a ritual for the Royal Family. She says that she will cast a spell on the Queen so that the queen bares the most sought after princess, her arrival will also bring the rain down, however the girl will be not normal looking. When the baby girl arrives , her skin tone is brown, her eyes are big bright blue and it is nothing like anyone has ever imagine. Princess ling lang fakes her amnesia till one day she is summoned back to the palace by general xue yi. she notices all the changes, internal strife that happened while she was away and most importantly her father the emperor has new concubines, new sons, and new daughters.